Nah it was charged across a field against a hundred of them. And considering how many Guardsmen there are it'd be more like a million guys shooting at just you. In hindsight, it's weird that Chaos Marines stand any chance at all against the Guard. Tanks are very effective against the Marines, so is artillery and heavy weapons. The Guard is basically a giant ocean of these things crashing upon your face.
@@nedsteven4622 I'd buy that idea At lest on the tabletop Guard can win vs Astartes/other armies if played well, just takes having target prioritization (which I think everyone learns at some point when playing) & skill vs the target... even if its obvious some models are OP on purpose making a true win hard (at lest you can go for a "pyrrhic" win in those cases)
@@midgetydeath Tbf the quality of Guardsmen can vary a lot and I'd guess an open field with no terrain features or anything to use as cover isn't super common.
The crazy thing is if you created a schematic for a microwave trebuchet and poured a little coffee on it so it looks old the Mechanicum would probably spend 200 years mass producing it before they figured out it is shit.
@@eraldidisho4325 40k itself is both trolling and serious. But I'm serious in this case. Mechanically, the AK is quite simple, so simple that had been adopted into many others platforms from LMGs to snipers. And because writers can't have unlimited imagination, they take inspiration from our world. You can see peoples in 40k know our modern day famous quotes and books. The degisn of the AK is so prolific that you can even download it from the internet. With so many copies scattered across the globe, some are bound to survive into 40k. And it's totally logical for people in 40k to adopt the AK design. They hold ancient men knowledge in high regard, except for AI tech. And because the bolt rounds can be fired from any firearms just like normal bullets of the same caliber. In short, you can easily make an AK that fires bolt rounds, it's prolific so some copies of the design will make it to 40k. And because the mechanicus love ancient knowledge and the AK has proven itself to be a well designed weapons even in our time, they won't question the wisdom of techpriest Mikhail Kalashnikov. AK 40k shouldn't be something impossible to exist.
@@Julian-cn1ey the tabletop does not match the lore,... Everybody knows that. This is obviously a lore channel, not a tabletop channel. I'm pretty sure he has made that clear many times. 40k lore just isn't that consistent fren.
One thing that's somewhat popular that you forgot is the Storm Bolter. Just strap two modified bolters together and boom! You get a bolter that shred anything in a 10 ft radius to pieces and expend your ammo in a matter of seconds! Twice the fire rate, twice the fun!
The hand flamer actually sounds like a good weapon for imperial guardsman, who generally suck at melee fighting. Just give this pistol to the whole team and when an enemy like tyrannids reaper get too close whip that thing out and make a wall of fire. I know what you think "well now the tyranid is running at the poor guardsmen AND is on fire", but really if a tyrannid reaper can get so close to hit a guardsman then it makes zero difference, the guardsman is DEAD, but at least the nid would hopefully burn too quickly or be too much stunned by the heat to get close, or die shortly after and become a burned carcass useless for biomass recovery.
I'd point out autocannons sadly lack the lovely explosive ending of bolters. Thankfully, their size and fire rate are enough to keep them relevant - even those gosh darned Chaos Terminators will field the things!
Didn’t talk about volkite guns, or even that gun that the custodes have where they will literally start a war back in the unification wars just to get it
Hate to be that guy but this video is for people who want to get a general idea of WH40K weapons. Pretty obvious in his non-serious approach of the video. If you know the entirety of WH40K weapons then you wouldn't need these kinds of videos.
There's actually even a better idea to have a game something like "Warhammer 40k Assasinorum" To have 4 major assassins in one game. Tha whould be sooo cool. Imagine that completely different gameplay
MK, you should read the Lord of the First primarch novel. There is a tour of the Dreadwing's secret armory in the Invincible Reason that has some insane weaponry. Can't help but wonder if some of those relics survived to the current setting.
Missed the storm bolter, scout pattern bolter, and jakero digital lasers, kudos on getting the grav gun and conversion beamer though - I thought you would miss them. I think theres likely a whole bunch of others you missed too(despite the caveat of 'a bunch of modern day gun equivalents', but those ones were the first to mind.
Ah yes the Friendship cannon, Crafted by Vulkan himself upon swearing allegiance to his holy father our Emperor. It was capable of firing 500 hyperbaric needles a minute, each filled with a potent yet non-toxic mix of chemicals that not only would heal any struck by them, but make them feel all warm and fuzzy inside as if they had been embraced by Vulkan himself in the Emperor's light.
Luetin is great to listen to while you're doing chores in the house and listening to stories. Majorkill is the best to listen to when you need to laugh and you're just vibing. I just found this channel earlier this week and it cured my depression lol
@@spassgost1762 >using green text arrows while pretending to be a real human being >you aren't allowed within 500 yards of schools, churches, playgrounds, or day care >yfw
Nice! Can we get an "every imperial military force explained" video? There are tons of institutions people don't talk about often, like sisters Sabine (green berets in space), secutarii etc that would make for good listening!
Imagine having a laspistol irl. No need to reload in combat, trigger finger happy, can blow off limbs and you can carry it in pocket, well big pocket. Freaking op.
You didn't include the infernus heavy bolter... My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. Like, come on, it is sooo 40k. A heavy flamer stuck to a heavy bolter!
Not bad. Pretty accurate! You did, unfortunately, miss probably the GREATEST man-portable firearms ever fielded by the Imperium of Man: Volkite Weapons! Not sure if you've covered those in a previous video that I managed to miss, but they are definitely worth a mention.
Comparing the autocannon to light machinegun? It is WAY too large to be a heavy machinegun, let alone a light one. No, i think the best real world equivalent to the autocannon is the autocannon.
I think you've forgot the plasma cannon, but that's just details. Cool vid Major, i just wish Imperium would also have Railguns ....oh just think about Terminators armed with ....ChemRail Autocannons... it would really make some pew pew pew pew pew pew! :D
"Every gun in the impirum" Dude skipped all of the adeptus mechanics weapons... like all of them, and a bunch more like he skipped a good 1/3 of the weapons
Promises a breakdown of the arsenal of the imperium... Totally ignores anything that is a primary on an armored vehicle. You keep doing you, MajorKill.
![WH40K DarkTide : All Weapons [Veteran Class]](/img/n.gif)
Pew pew pew pew pew pew
Will be the noise your wiener makes after clicking here : www.patreon.com/majorkill
Hey boss
Whoa Majorkill you were right I did go pew pew with my weiner
Well, they're imperial guns. So...BOOM BOOM BOOM!
Hey MajorKill, can you explain psyker powers?
Give my dragon ogre video yes yes
"whoever scoffs at lasguns hasn't been shot at by 500 of them." -Some World Eater
Nah it was charged across a field against a hundred of them. And considering how many Guardsmen there are it'd be more like a million guys shooting at just you. In hindsight, it's weird that Chaos Marines stand any chance at all against the Guard. Tanks are very effective against the Marines, so is artillery and heavy weapons. The Guard is basically a giant ocean of these things crashing upon your face.
@@nedsteven4622 I'd buy that idea
At lest on the tabletop Guard can win vs Astartes/other armies if played well, just takes having target prioritization (which I think everyone learns at some point when playing) & skill vs the target... even if its obvious some models are OP on purpose making a true win hard (at lest you can go for a "pyrrhic" win in those cases)
@@midgetydeath Tbf the quality of Guardsmen can vary a lot and I'd guess an open field with no terrain features or anything to use as cover isn't super common.
And that was the small scout squad they sent out
@@informationyes is that you?
"Don't question it, just enjoy it" - MajorKill, Avatar of Slaneesh, 2021
MajorKill vs Fulgrim
Who f@cks harder
@@kalebb1226my bets on fulgrim
dwarf majorkill probably fucks gentle and with abit more love
I'll bet my left testicle and pinky finger on the australian hercules
yeah I'll side with the aussie, he has more balls than fulgrims deamon form.
The imperium armory in a nutshell: “WHAT! I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SUSTAINED EXPLOSIONS AND FIRE!”
I'm pretty sure all veteran guardsmen are half (if not completely) deaf.
@@axios4702 Thank the Emperor the Mechanicum can provide synthetic eardrums
WHAT?
The imperium faces advanced alien technology and demonic forces, but nothing beats big gun and stubborn man
you've explained the orks AND the imperium in one line. Good job
Now I am just thinking how it would feel to be hit by a actual microwave at 50mph
if you got hit to the head, probably instant death and you wouldn't feel a thing
Quite pleasant actually
I think if you get hit by anything that isnt fluffy at 50 mph it would suck
Well not hard to pull off, just use a microwave like a morning star while its plugged in.
The crazy thing is if you created a schematic for a microwave trebuchet and poured a little coffee on it so it looks old the Mechanicum would probably spend 200 years mass producing it before they figured out it is shit.
something I love it that Lasguns are actually really powerful, It's just the stuff they're expected to kill is stupid op.
Yep, same here.
I like to call them"the space ak47" not impressive but still can kill you
I love that you can charge the battery by leaving it on the sun or heating it up in a fire.
8:34. Ah,the famous AK 40k. It's design was retrieved from an STC buried in abandoned forge the ancient land of Russia and China on holy Terra.
I honestly can't tell if you're trolling or not lmao
@@eraldidisho4325 40k itself is both trolling and serious. But I'm serious in this case. Mechanically, the AK is quite simple, so simple that had been adopted into many others platforms from LMGs to snipers. And because writers can't have unlimited imagination, they take inspiration from our world. You can see peoples in 40k know our modern day famous quotes and books. The degisn of the AK is so prolific that you can even download it from the internet. With so many copies scattered across the globe, some are bound to survive into 40k. And it's totally logical for people in 40k to adopt the AK design. They hold ancient men knowledge in high regard, except for AI tech. And because the bolt rounds can be fired from any firearms just like normal bullets of the same caliber.
In short, you can easily make an AK that fires bolt rounds, it's prolific so some copies of the design will make it to 40k. And because the mechanicus love ancient knowledge and the AK has proven itself to be a well designed weapons even in our time, they won't question the wisdom of techpriest Mikhail Kalashnikov. AK 40k shouldn't be something impossible to exist.
@@minhducnguyen674 Everybody gangsta till a Hive Ganger shouts "EBANY V ROT!!"
Ah yes some AK 47 legacy.
@@minhducnguyen674 bolt rounds are just 750 nitro express and 700 nitro express rounds with an explosive tip.
Lesson learned,
if the target does not end up a sludge, then the gun needs more *G I R T H*
1:41 Flamer
3:08 Lasgun
4:35 Hellgun
5:10 Meltagun
6:05 Plasmagun
6:51 Grav-gun
7:38 Missile Launcher
7:46 Assault Cannon
8:04 AutoCannon
8:21 Autogun
8:43 Bolter
9:25 Exidus Pistol
9:45 Exidus Rifle
10:06 Heavy Stubber
10:25 Reaper Autocannon
10:42 Ripper Gun
11:08 Shotgun
11:40 Needler
12:03 Conversion Beamer
12:12 Neural Shredder
12:29 Webbergun
Thanks.
Doing The Emperor's work
Its only a matter of time before Majorkill gets especially cooked in the head and makes “Every Space Marine Chapter”
Omg yes do it 🤣
Imagine him doing it in 20 mins
That would be a looooong video.
No because "We don't talk about them" legions
lol even gw can't name every space marine chapter they've revealed
“Bolters can only be used by space marines and nuns with guns”. Are catachans a joke to you
@@Julian-cn1ey the tabletop does not match the lore,... Everybody knows that.
This is obviously a lore channel, not a tabletop channel. I'm pretty sure he has made that clear many times.
40k lore just isn't that consistent fren.
Eisenhorn has and uses one for a little bit too.
@@Julian-cn1ey then you'll hate the Astartes videos. Nothing but bolters blowing everything and everyone to smithereens
Nobody in Catachan can carry Bolter
Except Sgt. Harker
Catachan is space Australia.
The WALL OF GUNS - Corvus 2020
He's not wrong.
"There is a gun for every situation "
Sounds like Americans to me
Am American, can confirm this is true.
A gun to take a poop is the best
I use my shotgun to shoot flies out of the air.
I use my flamethrower to heat up jiffypop popcorn
@@numnaut1314 I do actually have a shotgun that shoots table salt that I use for flies. It's called the Bug-a-salt.
“40K used to arrest criminals”
Inquisition: hold my beer
“Having a lack of graphic sex scenes”
You mean W40k without Ian Watson
Ah yes Ian Watson
Champion of Slaneesh
Boy: *gussy*
@@financialproblems9308 exactly
@@financialproblems9308 dorn: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
I’m old enough to remember when GW released their first box of plastic guardsmen and there was the guy who lugged around a Lascannon on his shoulder.
"You can never 'ave enuff dakka!"
-The orks probably
"superficial and likely unhealth ego"
who would have thought that majorkill already has the most basic aspect of being a Primarch.
He's the missing 11th Primarch
@@MR.LMR1996
You mean 21st?
@@MR.LMR1996 Or maybe he's the 2nd
@@leafcultist Nah, he's just Alpharius disguised as a typical modern Australian.
One thing that's somewhat popular that you forgot is the Storm Bolter. Just strap two modified bolters together and boom! You get a bolter that shred anything in a 10 ft radius to pieces and expend your ammo in a matter of seconds! Twice the fire rate, twice the fun!
The hand flamer actually sounds like a good weapon for imperial guardsman, who generally suck at melee fighting.
Just give this pistol to the whole team and when an enemy like tyrannids reaper get too close whip that thing out and make a wall of fire. I know what you think "well now the tyranid is running at the poor guardsmen AND is on fire", but really if a tyrannid reaper can get so close to hit a guardsman then it makes zero difference, the guardsman is DEAD, but at least the nid would hopefully burn too quickly or be too much stunned by the heat to get close, or die shortly after and become a burned carcass useless for biomass recovery.
Let’s go also please do this vid on Xenos guns too
He's not going to
Ok
That would be way too many. Bad idea
Hey dorks up top... he literally did a video of green swamp monster vs Sm. Stfu.
HERESY
But... Also yes
Majorkill content by 2057: Every sort of toothpaste used in the 40k universe EXPLAINED by an Australian
"The opposite of the friendship cannon is the assault cannon."
Major kill 2021
Hahaha this, this is why I love majorkill
BROTHER, GET THE HEAVY FLAMER!
YES, THE HEAVY. FLAMER.
To quote the Team Fortress 2 Engineer. "The solution.. Is a gun. If that doesnt work ? Use more guns!"
I'd point out autocannons sadly lack the lovely explosive ending of bolters. Thankfully, their size and fire rate are enough to keep them relevant - even those gosh darned Chaos Terminators will field the things!
*Bolter only usable by space marines and sisters of battle*
*Sad Stonetooth Harker noises*
Didn’t talk about volkite guns, or even that gun that the custodes have where they will literally start a war back in the unification wars just to get it
The bolter strapped onto a stick?
@@lewisfell2714 *taped*
@@lewisfell2714 It has a blade at the front as well. Basically a bolterspear
@@lewisfell2714 Adrathic weapons. Disintegration rays
Do you mean the Guardian Spear?
5:20 GW scribbling down notes for a new Primaris unit, the Incestors
No....more....Primaris. Please God no
Aight, my dude. Not gonna lie, you missed a LOT in this one. A lot of pretty simple ones too
Part 2 coming soon hopefully?
Mate, he was hung over lol
The Storm Bolter though? The Psycannon? The Animus Speculum?
Hate to be that guy but this video is for people who want to get a general idea of WH40K weapons. Pretty obvious in his non-serious approach of the video. If you know the entirety of WH40K weapons then you wouldn't need these kinds of videos.
@@Pulang_Diwa storm bolter tho. Just say it's 2 bolters stuck together
“Oh so you like the Imperium? Name every Imperial gun.”
Majorkill: *DEEP BREATH*
"It sounds dumb and it is dumb, but this is 40k"
Imagine if we got Sniper Elite but 40K...
There's actually even a better idea to have a game something like "Warhammer 40k Assasinorum"
To have 4 major assassins in one game. Tha whould be sooo cool.
Imagine that completely different gameplay
Vindicare level- Sniper Elite
Callidus level- Metal Gear
Eversor level- Doom
Culexus level- Idk Splinter Cell or something
Venenum level- Plague Inc.
Vanus level- Watch_Dogs
Maerorus level- Prototype
I'm not the only one who switches from porn to Majorkill as soon as he uploads, right?
We wash our hands first.
Try doing that too.
@@pauln2661 I just lick my hands
Only to finish.
@@russell9378 SLAANESHIIII DEEEEMMMMMOOOOOONNNNNN
@@ur-didact1991 its a boy tho
please do a video on the *pulsing, meaty girth* of the Tyranid warforms and their weapon-organs
Living guns
A plasma gun kinda makes a "Szzchbloww" noise
Just play halo
Never could I have forseen being this early
I've never been this early since M2
Or could you?
Honestly maybe I did see. Maybe I didnt. Who knows?
Slience, material
Fun random fact, lasguns make a "snap, crack" noise according to the books of the horus heresy
"Why use holy water, if you can use holy fire" -majorkill 2021 xD
MK, you should read the Lord of the First primarch novel. There is a tour of the Dreadwing's secret armory in the Invincible Reason that has some insane weaponry. Can't help but wonder if some of those relics survived to the current setting.
Can you cover ork clans and their differences e.g goffs, deathskulls etc
As a red blooded American I approve this video!
We need a lift on the assault bolter bans
Lift phosphex ban
Lift virus bomb ban
USE MORE GUN!
@@timothywillox8564 the only thing that can stop a warp powered bad guy with a bolter is a good guy with a bolter.
For the Heavy Stubber, I recall it being inspired by the M2 Browning, a .50 cal machine gun that is still in use today.
Missed the storm bolter, scout pattern bolter, and jakero digital lasers, kudos on getting the grav gun and conversion beamer though - I thought you would miss them.
I think theres likely a whole bunch of others you missed too(despite the caveat of 'a bunch of modern day gun equivalents', but those ones were the first to mind.
When you forget about volkite
And all admech stuff, like cancer carbines
I say Plasma + melta
@Matthew Beattie what army do you play
@Matthew Beattie ah cool
@Matthew Beattie lol
Fun fact: promethium is an actual element! It’s almost useless!
12:02 unironically made me laugh
I want a friendship cannon irl.....
I know just the Primarch for the job.
Ah yes the Friendship cannon, Crafted by Vulkan himself upon swearing allegiance to his holy father our Emperor. It was capable of firing 500 hyperbaric needles a minute, each filled with a potent yet non-toxic mix of chemicals that not only would heal any struck by them, but make them feel all warm and fuzzy inside as if they had been embraced by Vulkan himself in the Emperor's light.
the lasgun to me is a flashlight attachment to my bayonet
Ah, a kriegsman
Luetin is great to listen to while you're doing chores in the house and listening to stories. Majorkill is the best to listen to when you need to laugh and you're just vibing. I just found this channel earlier this week and it cured my depression lol
Now that we're almost there, time to unsuvscribe from OMS and 40K theories to inflate majors ego. The long con is at an end
>being subscribed to OMS in the first place
@@spassgost1762 >using green text arrows while pretending to be a real human being
>you aren't allowed within 500 yards of schools, churches, playgrounds, or day care
>yfw
"...we have the bolter, only usable by space marines and sisters of battle."
Seargant Harker ceases to exist.
That halo quote didn't age we did it....
Therapist: so are you insecure or egotistic?
Majorkill: yes
Timmy is just Majorkill after getting shot with a Neural shredder and being sent back in time due to warp shenanigans.
Nice! Can we get an "every imperial military force explained" video? There are tons of institutions people don't talk about often, like sisters Sabine (green berets in space), secutarii etc that would make for good listening!
"Exodus gun named for... Well... You see when you get shot your soul leaves your body" - I couldn't agree more 😂
Maybe one of these days you'll be invited to voice a character in If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device.
Love this lore, go into this 2 and a half years ago still so much to learn
So the neural shredder basically turns you into Timmy?
Imagine having a laspistol irl. No need to reload in combat, trigger finger happy, can blow off limbs and you can carry it in pocket, well big pocket. Freaking op.
Yep, i want one and a standard lasgun... And probably a heavy bolter attached to my car, cuz to hell with traffic.
12:08: so if someone used it against Fulgrim, he'll finally become as manly as Leman Russ?
Hmm
5:25 You might be hungover, but you still put a smile on my face, cheers mate.
2:31 The Sororitas - Nuns With Guns
Too mainstream. Armor my nun with scraps of parchment containing holy litanies, and give her an Eviscerator.
Bolter Bitches.
"We got new shit, we got old shit, we got powerful shit we got dummy shit, shit that explode, shit that set things on fire." _Russianbadger.
You didn't include the infernus heavy bolter...
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. Like, come on, it is sooo 40k. A heavy flamer stuck to a heavy bolter!
Please do more videos like this for the various guns and melee weapons of the factions. It’s great
Not bad. Pretty accurate! You did, unfortunately, miss probably the GREATEST man-portable firearms ever fielded by the Imperium of Man: Volkite Weapons! Not sure if you've covered those in a previous video that I managed to miss, but they are definitely worth a mention.
3:44 ok that knife looks awesome
Comparing the autocannon to light machinegun? It is WAY too large to be a heavy machinegun, let alone a light one.
No, i think the best real world equivalent to the autocannon is the autocannon.
If Majorkill doesnt get a cameo in TTS, I will cast fist.
2:05 spacepalm
It would be hilarious to hear you explain all the Tyranid bio weapons.
Lasgun: the nerd who gets bullied in his house, in school, in high school and even in the job.
1:17 You’re supposed to say “For the Emperor.”
Heretic!
1:23 "Yup that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation."
Hand to hand weapons time next I guess. Power axe ftw!
Even in the 41st millennium those old Brens are still going!
“These huge guns of unbelievable caliber”
The imperium: yeah I get they are pretty much portable howitzers but better but no stock
5:07 Imperial Guard Waifu detected.
Do some mechanicus guns too, weaponized radiation go go go
You've been listening to your comments section again,haven't you: noiyce...
I think you've forgot the plasma cannon, but that's just details. Cool vid Major, i just wish Imperium would also have Railguns ....oh just think about Terminators armed with ....ChemRail Autocannons... it would really make some pew pew pew pew pew pew! :D
What about voltkite weapons?
Haha You've earned my subscription thanks to those gun sound effects.
"Every gun in the impirum"
Dude skipped all of the adeptus mechanics weapons... like all of them, and a bunch more like he skipped a good 1/3 of the weapons
Promises a breakdown of the arsenal of the imperium... Totally ignores anything that is a primary on an armored vehicle.
You keep doing you, MajorKill.
FOR MAJOR KILLS EGO!
It will become it's own Chaos God if he gets near Luton.
That’s the plan
Gf: "You don't need to worry about him baby, he's a flamer"
Bf: "Oh, okay cool"
Gf: "a HEAVY flamer"
Bf: "NOOOOOOOOO"
The auto cannon would be classified as a heavy machine gun.
No, it's an auto cannon, we have real life auto cannons with explosive 20mm shells. Imperial ACs are the same thing but 40k size
@@DetectiveLance good point, however it’s not used as a vehicle mounted weapon it’s used as a static machine gun.
@@slyllamademon2652 Anti-Armor emplacement, it's classified as mobile light artillery.
“Brother get the flamer, the heavy flamer” -Therussianbsdger
Day 108 of asking for my Dragon Ogre video
The bayonet goes Stab stab stab
Why Did you Delete my Comment Majorkill?
"Pew pew pew pew pew"
-Majorkill
"...instead they opt for the autocannon. It's a LIGHT MACHINE GUN"
So ... "heavy" machine guns are Titan class weaponry then or what?
This man simply does not rest. Respect good sir
8:53 I lost my shit. Good stuff MajorKill
The way you talk is another glimpse into a 40k universe