The Imperium's Assassins EXPLAINED By An Australian | Warhammer 40k Lore
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- There are a lot of spicy ways for the Imperium to ruin your day, the Offico Assassinorum (Stabby Wabbys from Space) might just be the spicest
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Somehow, even though the Callidus assassins wear more clothes than a married Muslim Women, they still get me going...
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I mean, latex/skintight bodysuits does that to people
Please use hectic less.
Best Ton-audio ever on this video 👍
It's funny this entire year I got into Warhammer 40K because of one mind syndicate and then I just stumbled on your channel immediately fell in love and unsubscribe from one minds syndicate cuz they're a bunch of boring monotones. plus the homebrew adventure was the best ever
not halal
"All humans are susceptible to becoming assholes"
Truer words have never been spoken.
Damn you hahahaha
...there’s not even a rebuttal this just facts.
We just strive to be a tolerable arsehole, not an intolerable one
Shutup idiot
@@garthbrooks8119 its facts my guy
Unlike the other assassins, the Eversor don't travel to site by themselves. They get loaded into torpedo and shoot at the deployment site and they got collected back in the similar way. So while most assassins of the temples are human weapons, the Eversors are more weapon than human
So... they're literally weaponised humans, the others are just human weapons
Officio assassinorum to eversorr assaisin
"See that city block worth of people?"
Eversor assaisin *knods
"I dont want to"
Eversor assaisin *KNODS FEROCIOUSLY!!
@Frodotbaggns Rr edit: I actually dont know it what your meaning was, please explain?
Alright, didn't know if you were being a grammar nazi, but hey now I know you didn't mean nothing, sorry for the confusion on my part
Nod*
PAinT tHE WaLlS ReD!
Eversor tactics in a nutshell are basically: nobody will notice if nobody is alive to notice
*high pitch demonic screetching*
Can't talk if they're dead.
WWWWRRRRRYYYYYYYY!!!
exactly. hydra dominatus
Sounds like a Steiner scour lance
Back in 2nd edition a friend and I decided to settle an argument to which Space Marine chapter was best with a massive 3,000pt battle between my Blood Angels and his Ultramarines, where we basically kept going till one side was wiped out. We allowed Imperial allies cos they had all the coolest tanks and of course, assassins.
Anyway, it ended with everyone dead except my Callidus fighting his Vindicare on top of a building. So the answer to which Space Marine chapter is best was "Assassins".
That’s cool asf
I mean by your logic the blood angels won via ally.
Vindicare: the heretic cult leader has died. Publicly.
Callidus: the heretic cult leader has died, but also lived.
Calexus: the heretic cult leader has died psychically and mentally.
Venanum: the heretic cult leader has died, quietly.
Vanis: the heretic cult leader has died...*accidentally*
Eversor: what heretic cult? I’m pretty sure there was never a heretic cult there, and to suggest otherwise is simply ridiculous.
Eversor: here is the heretic you wanted dead. also here, here and a little bit over there as well
Eversors are the equivalent of a living nuke that kills every living being in range while not fucking up the environment (as long as the eversor lives)
@@thecommentguy9380 you say this like an eversor wouldn't kill trees for looking funny at it or maybe mocking the emperor
@@slipstream9619 if a forest is ripped into small splinters by an Eversor and nobody hears it because there are no surviving witnesses, has there ever been a forest?
@@phreakazoith2237 ahhh a man of philosophy
I feel like MajorKill learned the word ‘hectic’ a month ago and fell in love with it. Or is it an Australian thing?
Nah it's just good
At least he isn't reading straight from the Wiki
Yeah it's an Aussie thing
@@duckstuffer2152 He'd have to be able to read to do that
SkyHunter he’d just beat Timmy until he read it for him.
"Hitler survived his assassination attempts due to obscene amounts of plot armour" okay majorkill
He was saved by a well built table leg
No, really. A fucking bomb exploded by his side and he survived with minor injuries while others blew away
@@elbolainas4174 I think God just gave him insane power just for shits and giggles to see where this ends.
Yeah no dude survived like 80 near death things over his entire life time, it seems only he could breach his plot armor...
@@andresvalverde5182
Tzeentch*
"Callidus assassins can even turn into Genestealers."
*Gets Draco flashbacks*
We do *NOT* Speak Of *THAT!*
Thas one heretic book i tell you that
that's not canon!
Jaq Draco then proceed to have an internal monologue about- how he- how he really wants some of that GENESTEALER PUSSY
Millions dead, yet here i munch
Eversors can be summarized in one sentence: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Chaos : BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Eversors: fool even gods die hahaha
Chaos: what the fuck?
I think it's a Jojo reference....
Nani?
Nani the fuck?
Khorne: Why can’t you just be chill?!?!
Eversors: *WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!*
Eversors are what you deploy when you want to VERY clearly demonstrate that going against the god emperor is a very bad idea.
The callidus assassin that went to kill curze could dodge volleys of bolter rounds, effortlessly dodge melee blows from an enraged space marine and disable with melee strikes.
Even when she was in the dark, gravely injured and lost her eyesight she could still effortlessly dodge them.
DO NOT sĺeep on the callidus.
In all fairness, of all these different schools of the Officio Assassinorum, Eversors are the most funny. Between a Blood Angel completely lost into the Black Rage and an Eversor, its a contest as to which one is more indiscriminately insane.
Plus, he explodes when he dies. Its amazing.
You know how in most stealth games there’s a couple missions that’s basically a “blow shit up and kill everyone” mission? That’s the Eversor assassins in a nutshell.
I like your Aussie version of 40k. When I was deployed to Afghanistan I was sent to tarin Kowt and lived with Aussies. After a year of aussies I went to the mother land with a group of my mates and looked for drop bears and hoop snakes. Never found any but I hope to find some one day.
lmao you never went to Tarin Kowt...
everors are what happens when you give a kid sugar, adrenaline and meth
*an ADHS kid
Ahhh classic Coca-Cola
@@webanator no no that's when you add cocaine too
and play BFG division so loud the room is visibly shaking.
And a very healthy dose of ADHD
Not even five seconds in and major kill says “everyone loves killing”
well. hes not wrong
Very sus indeed...
Just like me fr
Assassin: I’m not a Eversor, dad. I’m a Vindicare.
Dad: What’s the difference?
Assassin: What the be!? One’s a job, the other’s mental sickness!
Professionals have standards
This is definitely more important than online school
You talking to me
Here here
Watching this during work, baby.
Majorkill: assassins are pretty high on the badass scale
Dumbass who botched the assassination of a cardinal and started the siege of vraks: YEAH YOU TELL THEM
To be fair, he need an high power round to make the shot, target having a rosarius shield took him by surprise. Besides Vraks would have been simple task with good commander from the start or just let Kriegsmen do their thing at will as once the fat fuck took his hands off they actually succeeded in pushing through.
look on the bright side a bad day for that assassin turned into a lot of very good days for a lot of kriegers
Well he tried to shoot through a wall, either not knowing the cardinal had a shield or perhaps he shot a shield destroying round which was nullified by the wall.
Some assassins are more badass than others.
Oh man, I just finished the war of the beast series, and though I wasn't really interested in the Assassinorum before, I sure am now. It was very, VERY satisfying to read how FUCKING SKITARII had an "Oh shit" moment when they spotted an Eversor.
not enough people realize that Eversors are the closest thing 40k has to Doomguy
Personally I think Kaldor Draigo is more so since he literally spends 90% of his time fighting in the Warp killing endless daemons, and the other 10% of the time he's back out in real space killing more daemons before being sucked back into the Warp to continue his rip and tearing.
Doomguy is not batshit insane like an Eversor. He *only* has an hateboner for demons. He hates watching humans lose their lives to Hell. Meanwhile an Eversor would rip a newborn in half and then laugh maniacally about it.
@@mattmark94 only if said newborn was in the way of the Eversor getting to its targets - and actively opposing it, in which case the baby may just become an improvised melee weapon....
Kaldor Draigo is Doomguy, Kharne is the Dark Lord who was revived in the DLC, and eversors are an attempt to recreate Kharne.
just with a micro-nuke built into their body chemistry so they explode if about to die....
6:57 daily reminder that love can bloom IS canon in 40K
When the snipers are the only decent guys, you know it's grimdark.
“An imperial planetary governor who makes shitty memes and who occasionally preforms autofellatio in public”
That’s just impressive
"Hitler just walked it off due to obseen plot armor."
- majorkill 2020
I've heard some guy decided to show all of them how its done and killed Hitler. What a hero!
The Eversor:
“They said Stealth was an option.
.....I didn’t choose that option.”
Surprised you didnt mention the vindi who head shotted a cult leader from a cliff when the cult leader was inside a tank, inside a ship in orbit. Ir that 4 evasors accidentally got dispatched at the same time and wiped out all life on a planet
How does 4 Eversors get deployed "accidentally?
"vindi who head shotted a cult leader from a cliff when the cult leader was inside a tank, inside a ship in orbit"
Quote and source?
@Dogey89 whish I could remember, it was a really long time ago
@@Alex-cp6mq Nvm I found it.
"Turbo-penetrator shells are segmented cylinders, each portion tipped with a concentrated melta charge that activates with a staggered detonation. This allows a single bullet to blast through successive layers of armour, no matter their thickness or composition. With just such a shell, the Vindicare Jutos Markov famously shot the noted paranoiac Velvian Thrisp with a bullet that penetrated through not only the hull of his flagship, but also the adamantium hide of the personalised Land Raider the renegade was hiding inside."
-Dataslate: Officio Assasinorum
@Dogey89 well done. I couldn't find it
Majorkill: Fitting that the manipulative, two faced, backstabbing temple is composed entirely of women.
Me: Now that's a man that's gone through a bad breakup...you ok, buddy?
Brake up is a strange thing my dude😎
@@marseldagistani1989 shut up! shut up and get in line!
@@marseldagistani1989not canon
The Vindy was the first thing in 40k that could actually reliably kill a Blood Thirster, back in 2nd edition. Blood thirsters could just slap round everything previous to this. Chaos was really OP back then, providing you could actually summon in your Daemons. Chaos Terminators have always been nasty as well.
12:28 "I don't think I want to be machine anymore, maybe the flesh has a point..."
"The Right man in the wrong place can make all the differance in the world Mr. Freeman."
Grandmaster: *referring to the assassins of the Eversor temple* “One shudders to image what inhuman thoughts lay behind that mask. What dreams of chronic and restrained cruelty”
To be honest in my time learning 40k lore the assassins are the faction I heard the least about. I'm glad you made this video, thank you.
A palace that can handle multiple nuclear weapons detonating inside of it? That's way too crazy, even for 40K.
I mean even Little Boy's mushroom cloud reached a height of 18kms (60.000 ft.)...
The palace complex is the entire himalayan mountain range, so sure drop a few nukes.
@@CountingStars333 If you drop a nuke on it, it will collapse. A direct hit by a strategic nuke on the Cheyenne Mountain Complex (former USAF Norad HQ), a massive granite mountain, will result in the mountain collapsing and killing everyone inside the bunker. So if Chaos wants a quick win, I'd go for the Hail Mary. Turns out Mount Everest isn't all that stable anymore, once someone hollowed it out from the inside...
Do you lack faith? Do you lack a spine Brother!?
Conrad wasn't killed by an assassin, it was Primarch Cyanide™!
As a ginger,i disagree with us not having souls. I have souls,they just arent mine. i keep them in old vegemite jars in the shed.
I keep them in my old loot crate boxes (from back when I thought that was a good service) in the attic
"Laughs in Ana'kh" 😂
Vindicator: I can stand still for days
The adeptus custodes nex to him: noob
Me to the Costodes: how's bench pressing been?
The Animus speculum of the Culexus is really cool giving the anti-psykers a anti-psyker weapon. It is like manaburn in space.
it's both an amplifier and a regulator. kinda hard to work with anyone when your mere presence makes them violently sick or a the very least very uneasy
These guys have saved my ass on so many occasions.
_"Turbo-penetrator Round....."_
I think that’s what Taldeer got hit with.
For Sigismund for Dorn and FOR THE EMPEROR
@Legion of the damned you died brother at istvaan
@Legion of the damned we fought along side with Sigismund in the Vengeful spirit and witness the Despoiler killed the High Marshall
FOR THE EMPEROR!
Imperial Fist stand with pride !
@Legion of the damned HAIL BROTHER, MAY THE DAMNED LEGION FOREVER STAND!
I guess you could say she was, "Imperial fisted."
Nice to see the Vanis and Venenum temples get some love (nice drawings btw). They usually get overshadowed by the other four. Wouldn't mind seeing more Vanis stuff in the novels and lore.
I remember a comic where an assassin stormed a building, saw a bone and said “Emperor Preserve me.” And dies and in space the target gets killed by one of lady assassin, “We don’t just send one.”
Was literally wondering when the next video would drop, hell yeah
There was an assassination attempt on Horus that actualy would have killed him.
Spoilers for the Horus Heresy Book "Nemesis":
A joined killteam of 6 assassins, one of each temple, was send to the planet of Dagonet to assassinate Horus. The planet joined Horus freely and he would visit the planet to verify their loyalty. The only problem was he didn´t came on the Planet in person, but his 13th Captain Luc Sedirae landed clad in Horus cloak and with a highly decorated armor and helmet. Which is why the assassins mistaken him for Horus and blew his head right off. Using a Vindicare rifle which was linked with the targeting system of a thermal-spear. He got a headshot with titan-grade weaponary.
The assassination was ordered by Captain-General Valoris of the Adeptus Custodis, without the permission of the Emperor. Which, in the end, led to the Emperor forcing the tempelleader to reveal their treasured identity to one another and made the Officio into an "offical" secred imperial partie under his command, so every assassination would need to be approved by him.
"Everyone loves killing"
Pretty good opening line
I read a short story about an eversor once and the thing literally had 12 harpoons stuck in it and it just kept on trucking
Eversors dont feel any pain
Holy shit he actually listened I commented on the last video about this
Ordo Sicarius is one of the most badass Inquisition branches. I hope they get their owns rules and models in the future. Assassin-hunters
I've just watched this on a smoke break and choked on the smoke for the laughs😂
The John Wicks and the Eldar Penetrators of the Imperium.
"Everyone loves Callidesu assasins."
- Vox-hailer boy -
U forgot to mention the vindicare just larp as ork snipers, and how bad ass some of their shots are
Yo Bane.
I need some roids, mate. Hit me!
*bulks up
Ok, Inquisition. Send your blanks and I send you peeled skulls.
I love the assassins they're some of my favorite things in this lore
And we all know why Culexus got this helmets: it's awesome headphones constantly playing Talking Heads "Psyker killer, psyker killer, fa fafa faa, fa fa fa faaa...." BTW them not having a soul is not what would make you feel a slight unease when one of them enters the room. its them looking like a a love child of Sam Fisher and the grim reaper
You had me with the slow panning up the Culexus
"No thermonuclear bombs in the throne room magnus"
It's kind of ambiguous, but Blanks aren't usually Culexus Assassins: they still have souls, just ones that have a bad effect on Warp powers. Pariahs *don't* have souls, and cause everything to collectively freak out because of it, going way harder for anything with a connection to the Warp.
This is false. Pariahs, though often called soulless, just have really strong negative influence on the warp. Actual soulless things (like necrons, barring specific anti-warp tech) just kinda exist without any impact on anything psychic.
TL;DR:
Pariahs have negative souls, and can make psykers go boom. Soulless things have neither.
Kurz to the assassin who kills him: I want die.
I sure could make use of the Vindicare, Eversor, and Callidus assassins. I'd imagine they'd be very effective with changing things around the world.
Hell yeah. Drop an Eversor in Mecca during the pilgrimages there
@@rykehuss3435 so just literal terrorism? That always helps calm things down
@@roguepsykerhaaker4813 They deserve a little payback
@@rykehuss3435 seriously? Do I even need to point out how unhelpful, juvenile and downright illogical that argument is? You're literally advocating for religiously targeted terrorism
@@roguepsykerhaaker4813 Seethe
At this point I always hit the like button before the video plays. Keep up the great work majorkill
Eversor: It’s still stealth if no one is alive to tell the tale
Finally a video about ork snipers.
"Vindicators are emotionless humans who form no bonds or anything similar thing"
*Laughs in LXVI* (watch bloom to understand my reference)
The assassinorum is one of my favorite warhammer groups
It's not surprising that the Imperium has the market cornered for assassinations in their respective universe
Because humans are the dominant species?
@@Inquisitor_Vex Even within the imperium you can't compete with a government funded organization on the assassination market
Hey, sometimes you just need to say "F*ck that guy in particular " and be done with it. :D
@@amorphoussolid8512 Then there are the Eversor Assassins, for when you're so tired of the BS that you just say "F*ck everything!"
Honestly I think an fps centered around an Eversor assassin would be awesome compared to all the games we've had centered around Space marines. Although there wouldn't be any story development beyond pounding death metal music and a tidal wave of gore n explosions.
The Eversor is John Wick on steroids, meth, coke, Mt Dew, cough syrup and cybernetic implants. Everything would be a slow motion blur and fine red mist.
Sooo... hopefully someone will get to work on that!!
Even better, a PVP game where four players have to try and either escape or kill the assassin, who is also a player
The officio Assassinoum is my favorite group in warhammer. I’m hoping I can get some minis as my first minis along with some Guard.
I’m feeling a bit of hostility about the second temple of assassins, who hurt you my guy? Also, what was the name or where can I find out more about the dark elder killer from the vindicare temple?
I was just reading "Love can Bloom" yesterday, great timing
Bruh your humor kills me. I was airing your video on my laptop at work in a hangar fixing planes and everyone was fucking saying stabby webby all day that the director was like wtf,..we all said heracy
The Horus Heresy book about that assassin dream team was pretty good imo.
Lol I love it how they test them immediately on the ship to Terra then after surviving you think your gonna get a reward but no....MORE ASS FLOGGING!
You should do a video with your top first lines in your videos. Take away the g,day guys and girl.
"Everybody loves killing" is a solid nomination.
“Futuristic equivalent of ezio auditore” made me laugh since it caught me off guard so I love it XD
Hey majorkill could you do a what if video on which race could resurrect the emperor and at which dire cause id like to hear your opinion but i have my mind set on necron bio transfer into sanginius body
Commander:“Kills that son of a bitch”
Eversor:”say less my man”
I was gonna do 2 of each assassin last edition (one standard and one conversion for each one) as there was a rule where if you took them all, you could double up on one for free. Going to wait for new Guard book before I touch them though.
That Venarum Assassin was supposed to have killed a guy who was getting too heretical for his boots but got caught in a warp storm for nearly 700 years. Hence the three day 1000 kill streak.
The details of exactly how Konrad died are unclear, but he definitely was talking the assassin through the step by step process
Thing is Legienstrasse of the Maerorus Temple was so bad-ass that she's actually one of the few people who was able to wore down an Eversor in direct melee combat.
God damn everytim dude says stabby wabby, I can't breathe 😂 🤣
The first thing I hear when clicking the video:
"G'day, guys and gal. Everyone loves killing."
7:05
HELLO!
“The Imperium is at the top of the Assassination game” *laughs in Solitary*
"Assassins don't like to give out their ID and personal information..."
Bond. James Bond.
We really need a w40k assassin stealth game thats not turn based.
“After twenty minutes of sawing through that thicc prime neck, FUCK gotta haul this big dumb head off world” needs a movie.
Note the lack of appearance of Timmy in this video... I believe Timmy is actually the head of the Officio Assassinorum! BOOM. You're welcome.
“... Hot Leathery Assassins...”
The Big E,
-If the Emperor had a TTS
last week in the palace: "Stop shooting for a minute will ya! Is anybody here the designated target or are we all just shape shifting assassins?" sigh. "Hi Callidus class of 4102!"
Tbf Konrad Curze let himself be assassinated
Could you do an episode on Blackstone Fortresses? I'd watch OneMindSyndicate, but I don't want to fall asleep.
“G’day guys and gal, everyone loves killing” has got to be one of the most insane opening lines I’ve ever heard
Its funny how they went from triggering a massive Civil War to snuffing one out the moment it was about to start.
Imagine going to light a cigar just to realize both the lighter and cigar have drawn tiny green toothpicks.
welcome back to "wonderful metaphors with majorkill"
Man i want an Astartes lvl animation of an eversor going full John Wick on a target.