Thanks for your patience, everyone. I think we got all of the issues sorted with the main big boy streaming/gaming PC that my last video was about - but now, for absolutely NO reason, my new prebuilt office/editing PC has started randomly crashing. Luckily this video was 99% done when it started breaking, but still, UUUUUURGHHHHHHHHHHHCPASFDLKJGHDVISAEBDNPIPAW
Granted, Just Dance is not very accurate. It basically uses a "hack" to allow more players than intended, since the original Wii version allowed 4 players and the Kinect itself is meant for 2 people max
Just Dance on 360 messing up the score system is quite common. Play Dance Central, it is way better. I like Just Dance too, it is fun to play with friends, but choose any version over the 360 one, since they use a controller/smartphone/joycon on the right hand and the game doesnt get all confused or the Xbox One version since the Kinect for Xbox One is intended to recognize 6 people
@@lordeilluminati I thought the whole draw of Just Dance was that it wasn't accurate so you didn't have to play for points and could just... dance. At least most of the time I see people just flailing around and having a good time and doing just fine points-wise.
0:00 Intro 1:18 Kinect History 2:52 It Doesn't Work 4:08 The Games 4:44 Xbox Dashboard 5:36 Rabbids: Alive & Kicking 9:13 Kinect Adventures! 11:02 Kinect Sports 12:56 Get Fit With Mel B 16:28 The GunStringer 18:11 Toy Story Mania! 21:14 Kinect Rush: A Disney · Pixar Adventure 23:31 spons 25:02 Harry Potter for Kinect 30:42 Kinect TV 123 Sesame Street: A 2-way TV Experience 32:50 Kinect Joy Ride 33:56 Disneyland Adventures 40:50 Fighters Uncaged 43:41 Hulk Hogan's Main Event 45:42 Rise of Nightmares 49:52 Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor 52:43 Sonic Free Riders 55:41 Kinect Star Wars 1:00:50 Galactic Dance-Off 1:02:07 Outro
I suspect a large part of the problem is that the Kinect is designed for middle-class American living rooms that are basically a 30'x20' hall with a couch and TV in the middle and some track lighting, whereas a British living room is a gloomy shoebox stuffed with furniture that you can just about squeeze into if you're not too large. When it tells you to step forward and then tells you you're too close, it's because it expects you to be about five feet further away in the first place, but that would put you into the hall or possibly your neighbour's house.
Ironic given the Kinect's trademark game (Kinect Sports), was made by the UK studio, Rare. I suppose that's why it was the only game that really worked for Caddy all throughout (even if I agree that there was plenty of shovelware for Kinect as well).
@@deemcgann1695 it could easily be both. The Kinect could very likely be made for bigger homes with better lighting and the developers of many Kinect games not knowing how to use the tech properly.
I will say, if there was a Disneyland game where the old/discontinued rides were preserved in digital format just to see how they were I would love that
Why I'm surprised Disney hasn't done a VR remake of adventures in the magical kingdom yet. Your character literally moves around a Disney theme park. It even has the Tom Sawyer ride.
@@yoda908 yeah, this is easy money for them, imagine if they did a park simulator but it was separated into "eras" so the park doesn't get fractured or crowded with rides that got re-themed/remodeled
That gun stringer game is the first time I've seen an actually creative use of the kinect that added to the experience instead of basically being "just play any other video game but in the most inconvenient and buggy way possible"
If it was ported to work with traditional VR or motion controls, it could actually be very popular. The problem is the system it's on (particularly the required peripheral) has a reputation for being bad
Yeah. Somehow, I much prefer this caddy. And to be honest, if he's doing videos like this, I'm glad he scrapped the "slaughter or salvage" mechanic, since in videos where he goes over several games in a certain category, stopping to slaughter/salvage whatever game he's on wouldn't do good for the pacing.
Yeah ill be honest o thought he was getting stale before this long format, then i saw the skateboard video and loved coming back to the andrew wk impersonator
Caddy may very well be one of the only people if not the only PERSON to make consistently brilliant feature film length videos!!! I can listen to his hour long videos all the way through and love every single part of them. His commentary is funny enough but his jokes and voices he puts on are the icing on the cake.☺️
58:01 to be fair, I’m like 90% sure that’s the same voice actor for Yoda they used in The Clone Wars animated series … the one everyone says is Star Wars at its peak (which is a solid claim). So yeah, it may not sound the best, but at least it’s not bespoke for this game.
Won't try to defend Sonic Free Riders as a game...but I will defend that theme song because it's absolutely 🔥🔥🔥...and it's even better once Crush 40 got its hands on it
A VR theme park has amazing potential, especially disneyland. You can go on simulations of past and current rides, travel around the park in your preferred conditions, learn history and trivia as you go along, even look at souvenirs and menu items as a form of advertisement. Basically, anything other than what kinect did.
Yeah...but I still love the idea of having the *actual* Disney characters walking around the park (as opposed to the cast members in costumes); it’s why I love playing Disney Magic Kingdoms.
Actually, a youtuber called Defunctland is doing this very thing. He somewhat recently showed off a small piece of the project that they have completed for the old 20,000 leagues under the sea ride as a 360° / VR video
I played the Wii version of Toy Story Mania and you just used the remote to point and shoot. Its a port of the actual ride "Toy Story Mania" with the same graphics and audio. A cute idea for those who love the ride, but its honestly boring as just a game.
At least it works, unlike the Kinect version. Except for rocking the Zurg pinball table too many times, that makes the game freeze because cheating is no good.
Yeah that's a big problem with this video The Kinect was built for a middle class American family's living room, not a British living room. He's also not playing in the correct lighting conditions, AND to top it all off, the Kinect games are just not very good because nobody could be bothered to learn how it worked
Hey the kinect is a godsend in source filmmaker (a lot of saxxy award vids won using it) and gmod if wanting to cause chaos as the body can make deadly smacking or heretical positioning
Random fun-ish fact: Both Kinect Rush and Kinect Disneyland Adventures were actually ported to Xbox 1 and PC, but with traditional button controls and with the Kinect name yoinked off. So if you want to deal with Michelangelo Mus-musculus's shenanigans but do not want to PUMP, you can just mash buttons and do stuff normally which is cool I think. SEGA can we get a PC port of Free Riders with the same treatment--
The only thing notable about Michael Jackson: The Experience is that if you try to pirate a copy of the DS version, all of the in-game music is replaced with a hoard of detuned vuvuzelas
58:07 Caddy, that’s Tom Kane, the 2nd most prominent voice actor for Yoda after Frank Oz. He voiced the character in pretty much every game and tv show he appeared in.
Bless the poor man, he was forced into retirement a year or two ago due to a stroke. Either way he gave us the most memorable Yoda line … TREES! (I mean I am joking but obviously not trying to be disrespectful, it is memorable either way 😂)
@@ShOscar it doesn't take a super fan to google a voice actor in a game. It's literally insulting the normal voice of someone because you don't think it sounds like that normally
@@chaoscrow27 To be fair, when taken at face-value with no idea of who the actor is, it can come off as uncanny since you'll always compare it to the original. It also did kinda sound odd in the game, in my opinion. It might be that Tom Kane just didn't have his heart in it for Star Wars Kinect.
Honestly, I don't know anyone else who works as hard as Caddy does to make consistently funny content that spans the length of an hour. If anyone deserves millions of subs, it's definitely this Cadlad here 👌
58:54 Yoda saying "Trees!" made me laugh harder than I have ever laughed in a while. It shouldn't have, but it did. I had tears down my eyes, I had to take deep breaths to stop and overall my abs felt stronger just from how hard I laughed.
I could barely control myself from laughing at Yoda just yelling "Trees!" I am surprised I never heard that line being used and I was dying from laughing. It's so intoxicatingly funny how he says it!
"When Professor Quirrell interrupts dinner in the Great Hall --" "-- he did a very funny scream. 😱" "Ron and Harry realize Hermione may be in danger and go to the girls' toilets --" "-- to look at them." "When Professor McGonagall sees Harry catch something in mid-air while on his broomstick, --" "-- she gets moist."
It needs cleaning! My old 360 Elite drive was getting stuck but after forcing it open and carefully cleaning the mechanism with alcohol & cotton buds it now works great.
“Oh my god, is that J.K Rolling?” “No, it’s J.K Walking.” Walks up to Caddicarus and strangles him trying to make him play another Harry Potter Kinect game
that picture of caddy playing rabbids is awesome, i see in him all of the pain and misery of a man having to "play" a pointless game and wasting his breath wishing for a shotgun barrel in his mouth.
@@afand6149 Thankfully I'm limited to dioramas and such until I can relearn how to draw properly, so the only horror is my horrible chipping technique-
@@Sydney_Angelyt Free Riders is certainly not the worst, that would be either Zero Gravity for the Riders franchise or Adrenaline Misfits for Kinect boarding games. Those are much worse.
Toy Story Mania, just like Disneyland Adventures, is based off an attraction. Toy Story Mania is at Disney's Hollywood Studios, Tokyo DisneySea, and Disney California Adventure That's why the game is like that, it's literally the ride
@Joseph Davis Yeah, I went there a couple years ago. Having not been to Tokyo Disneyland, I'd still recommend it over DisneySea (Which was just "alright" and you really shouldn't leave a theme park feeling like you should've spent your day somewhere better). Lots of really cool themed areas to walk around in like Agrabah, Atlantica, or the aforementioned Toy Story one, but the rides themselves are pretty lackluster.
Wait until your hear Caddy say the weather is so nice that he's thinking of going to the pool because it's 25 degrees outside. It'll melt your American brain.
Every Star Wars Kinect review is the same. Bring up the bad lightsaber combat, mock Clone Wars Yoda, act like Rancor Rampage is the most traumatic thing to ever be in a video game, and admit that the dancing is fun.
@@Jeffersonia120 I didn't know that. I remember his voice from quite a few things like Magneto in most X-Men cartoons and games, Mr Herriman in Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, Quincy Sharp in Batman Arkham Asylum and Arkham City. That's a shame.
36:51 "you cheap prick you didn't even write anything down" makes me laugh every single time Edit for comment: I got rid of the censor that shouldn't have been there
Not even 7 minutes in, and the "you don't get an achievement for putting your hands up" joke destroyed me Edit: "And the first coming was already pretty good" ahh glad that you're back
I'm convinced that this is one of Caddy's best scripts. The comedic gold sprinkled in with the clever editing makes this video worth all of the wait. It's the very definition of quality content. I literally had to prepare a fancy meal before I felt like starting this video. New Caddicarus videos basically make me perform a ritual.
Thanks for your patience, everyone. I think we got all of the issues sorted with the main big boy streaming/gaming PC that my last video was about - but now, for absolutely NO reason, my new prebuilt office/editing PC has started randomly crashing. Luckily this video was 99% done when it started breaking, but still, UUUUUURGHHHHHHHHHHHCPASFDLKJGHDVISAEBDNPIPAW
no problem don’t worry caddy
Dude awsome intro
Ok.
I'm happy you're back mate
That new intro was perfect!!
Once Kinect registered my bed as second player. Bed even got some points in Just dance.
Hope you're enjoying your haunting!
I lost to minr
Granted, Just Dance is not very accurate. It basically uses a "hack" to allow more players than intended, since the original Wii version allowed 4 players and the Kinect itself is meant for 2 people max
Just Dance on 360 messing up the score system is quite common. Play Dance Central, it is way better. I like Just Dance too, it is fun to play with friends, but choose any version over the 360 one, since they use a controller/smartphone/joycon on the right hand and the game doesnt get all confused or the Xbox One version since the Kinect for Xbox One is intended to recognize 6 people
@@lordeilluminati I thought the whole draw of Just Dance was that it wasn't accurate so you didn't have to play for points and could just... dance.
At least most of the time I see people just flailing around and having a good time and doing just fine points-wise.
Caddy is basically a living Monty Python character who somehow made his way into our universe.
This guy reminds me of old jontron
I mean, he’s from Britain, I think they’re all like that
I can confirm we are all like this.
@@tomfleming8230 so does a random giant foot suddenly descend from the sky to stomp on things over there in England?
He came to this world to avoid the satanic rabbit
8:50 even the rabbid was confused about the fact the kick didn't work somehow
I love that.
This is the first time i saw spons 23:38
There's gold in this franchise sometimes.
1:00:12
"Who would've thought that genocide would be repetitive?"
Goddamn, that's golden! For all the crazy shit happening, this one slays me!
Sans: *Undertale Genocide Route flashbacks*
Noelle: (Snowgrave route flashbacks)
You're not the only one being slayed
Genocide is repetitive by nature. You can’t just do it once, then it’s just a murder.
9/11 recreation attempts flashbacks
"Honey, that Caddicarus fellow is playing in the dumpster again!"
"With or without his shirt?"
"WHAT DO YOU THINK?!"
"Honey! The neighbours having his daily mental breakdown"
@@PelinalDidNothingWrong nah, its another normal day, leave him alone
This is literally the conversation I had with my gf before we filmed that
@@Caddicarus THAT'S AMAZING!!! XD
@@Caddicarus XD I’m assuming she was just like “shirtless, obviously”
0:00 Intro
1:18 Kinect History
2:52 It Doesn't Work
4:08 The Games
4:44 Xbox Dashboard
5:36 Rabbids: Alive & Kicking
9:13 Kinect Adventures!
11:02 Kinect Sports
12:56 Get Fit With Mel B
16:28 The GunStringer
18:11 Toy Story Mania!
21:14 Kinect Rush: A Disney · Pixar Adventure
23:31 spons
25:02 Harry Potter for Kinect
30:42 Kinect TV 123 Sesame Street: A 2-way TV Experience
32:50 Kinect Joy Ride
33:56 Disneyland Adventures
40:50 Fighters Uncaged
43:41 Hulk Hogan's Main Event
45:42 Rise of Nightmares
49:52 Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor
52:43 Sonic Free Riders
55:41 Kinect Star Wars
1:00:50 Galactic Dance-Off
1:02:07 Outro
Thanks and god bless you; you mad lad
We got to make this a top comment
A true hero
Nice work. I’ll stick to ‘0:00 Caddicarus video’, though.
These are all just "It Doesn't Work", though.
"Honey! The neighbor's shirtless in a dumpster full of cardboard again, should I call the police?"
“Nah, don’t worry, it’s just Caddi filming for his next video.”
@@chuyrenteria6252 “he’ll be done soon”
I do wonder what the relationship with the neighbours is, maybe they're just as silly as the funni caddy man.
@@MegaInsaneMC It's England. They probably don't know each other.
I love how you can see the broken monitors from the last video in the dumpster
16:00 The fact that the game paused when Stan raised his paws makes it incredibly funny. :D
It PAWSed.
Stan jumpscare
@@fritzy8318nice reference
Stan mawled jim with cuteness
Censoring brutal violence
"Elmo and his three dancing crucifixes"
this line broke me
20:52 I'm right there!
21:07 aim for the bullseye
Thank you deserve a bonus credits
0:11 lol
"V for vasectomy."
Omg this. First time I had to pause the video because I was crying so hard laughing
Yeah same lol
I suspect a large part of the problem is that the Kinect is designed for middle-class American living rooms that are basically a 30'x20' hall with a couch and TV in the middle and some track lighting, whereas a British living room is a gloomy shoebox stuffed with furniture that you can just about squeeze into if you're not too large.
When it tells you to step forward and then tells you you're too close, it's because it expects you to be about five feet further away in the first place, but that would put you into the hall or possibly your neighbour's house.
No it’s actually the games that don’t work, the Kinect is actually a pretty good full body tracking camera and people use it in VR CHAT.
@@mega_bird700 no no OC is also correct. The kinect was made for a much larger space.
Same problem exists for VR and EVERY version of Excersise games
Haven't even watched it all and yes the Kinect needs more space than that shoebox
Ironic given the Kinect's trademark game (Kinect Sports), was made by the UK studio, Rare. I suppose that's why it was the only game that really worked for Caddy all throughout (even if I agree that there was plenty of shovelware for Kinect as well).
@@deemcgann1695 it could easily be both. The Kinect could very likely be made for bigger homes with better lighting and the developers of many Kinect games not knowing how to use the tech properly.
The best part of this is when you use the Kinect in VRChat for a cheap Full Body Tracking set. The camera isn't awful, it's 100% the games' faults.
Yeah it really is the games
@@spicybeantofu Oh my God why have I never thought of this!
I remember you can actually use the kinect on Gmod.
That is a powerful sales pitch my good man.
@@nefariousneckbeard7775 that actually made me want to buy a kinect more than the actual E3 announcement
I will say, if there was a Disneyland game where the old/discontinued rides were preserved in digital format just to see how they were I would love that
Defunctland was working on that to a certain degree. There's a few VR recreations avaliable already from them but they're still in development.
Rip the great movie ride
Splash mountain is closing and its been preserved via Disneyland game.
Why I'm surprised Disney hasn't done a VR remake of adventures in the magical kingdom yet. Your character literally moves around a Disney theme park. It even has the Tom Sawyer ride.
@@yoda908 yeah, this is easy money for them, imagine if they did a park simulator but it was separated into "eras" so the park doesn't get fractured or crowded with rides that got re-themed/remodeled
"Hey Yoda, where are the congs hiding?"
*"Trees!"*
58:55
Fenella Druece.. "Fenella fukin Druece?!!! WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT?!"
Can we just appreciate that this man buried himself in a dumpster for a bit? Top quality
With each video caddy becomes more and more like a Filthy Frank Character
That's nothing, he sleeps there too
It’s just proof as to how amazing this man is. XD
@@Sonichero151 I can see him being a king of one of his own realms adjacent to the Peace Lords.
Yeah, a bit. >.>
That gun stringer game is the first time I've seen an actually creative use of the kinect that added to the experience instead of basically being "just play any other video game but in the most inconvenient and buggy way possible"
If it was ported to work with traditional VR or motion controls, it could actually be very popular. The problem is the system it's on (particularly the required peripheral) has a reputation for being bad
@@sev1120honestly if the developers still like. alive a sequel/remaster on vr would be cool as hell
Indeed. It's like one of the only ones where not using a controller actually makes sense, especially seeing in built gyro wasn't very popular yet.
7:59 are we just gonna ignore the fact that the doll's hair has bones in it?
Hair is a bone structure unless your bald change my mind
Or bones in general?
Can we take a moment to appreciate that Caddy went from making review videos to making review movies and got so much better because of it?
Long man good.
Yep
Yeah. Somehow, I much prefer this caddy. And to be honest, if he's doing videos like this, I'm glad he scrapped the "slaughter or salvage" mechanic, since in videos where he goes over several games in a certain category, stopping to slaughter/salvage whatever game he's on wouldn't do good for the pacing.
Recently, the algorithm has been favoring either really short videos or really long videos, so he's definitely in the right spot!
Yeah ill be honest o thought he was getting stale before this long format, then i saw the skateboard video and loved coming back to the andrew wk impersonator
Caddy's Harry Potter avatar is perhaps the most beautiful thing that will ever grace this earth.
If he called PS1 Hagrid "hayride," I'm calling that thing whatever my phone autocorrects Caddy to.
... cadillac. That's his name. Cadillac.
@Rafif Irawan XDDD
@@fghdkjlfkghfc the adventures of Cadillac and Hayride
And also looks like DSP, which makes the thing even worse.
@@lilylolz2244 sounds like a very confusing car accident.
I love how Caddy just gives us feature length films every few months now.
Same here!
Yeah
I still prefer the more in depth focus on single games but these do better for him so
Caddy may very well be one of the only people if not the only PERSON to make consistently brilliant feature film length videos!!! I can listen to his hour long videos all the way through and love every single part of them. His commentary is funny enough but his jokes and voices he puts on are the icing on the cake.☺️
"The perfect human doesn't exis-"
21:37
"I stand corrected"
Three T-posing Caddicarus' dancing in front of a colorful background while children's music plays is a powerful image.
Caddicarus'? Caddicari?
Caddies? That works
It reminded me of that one scene from Evangelicon
He looked like a Deltarune boss.
He can do anything
Elmo and his 3 dancing crucifixes.
@@toadboydude5015 cads
6:50 Caddi: "But you don't get an achievement for putting your hands up. You get SHOT!"
Pure gold.
6:46
I came here just to look for this comment. So brilliant.
"Elmo and his dancing crucifixes" is something that will live in my head rent free
Hi I’m Elmo this guy was more popular than me so I nailed him to a big T
Here is the time stand. 32:37
Imagine reading this comment without context.
This and “the letter of the day V!” “V for vasectomy!”
Ye
Too bad it wasn't as good as the PS2 EyeToy
i just saw that video
Or was it
@@enderkatze6129 *vsauce music intensifies*
48:33 the reason why the protagonist is drunk is because it's the games excuse of why the controls work like someone wasted.
"You don't get an achievement for putting your hands up-- you get shot" is the hardest Caddy line ever lmaooo
I knew someone would post in the comments about this one. That line caught me quite off guard lol
Man dropped some truth for a second
“Who would’ve thought genocide would be repetitive?”
~Jim Caddick, 2021
Clearly he's never played Undertale.
@@tectiva6126 I was debating whether I should say this or not, but then you said it for us. 😅
Have you seen the world recently? Genocide is a part of everyday life in most places
When you try communism more than once
@@Thatanoguy true
58:01 to be fair, I’m like 90% sure that’s the same voice actor for Yoda they used in The Clone Wars animated series … the one everyone says is Star Wars at its peak (which is a solid claim). So yeah, it may not sound the best, but at least it’s not bespoke for this game.
"You don't get an achievement for putting your hands up , You get shot "
- Daddy Caddy the Super Shag
I'm dying at "Elmo and his three dancing crucifixes"
32:37
V FOR *VASECTOMY* !
When Caddy got to the Han Solo dance... did anyone else hear Jontron scream "Oh My GOOOOOOD!"
That scream has been caked into my
memory as a part of the Han Solo dance.
Me
@@Mariodash23 yeah me too
Fenella fuckin druce!!!!
ECHS-BECHS! ECHS-BECHS!
8:56
The Rabbid: When I grow up, I wanna go to the moon!
Caddicarus: Why wait? *kicks it*
Ah, an asdfmovie reference.
@@BigBossPW1974 finally, SOMEONE gets it
@@thehedgehograpper who wouldn’t get that
Wasn't that the plot of the Rabbids Wii game?
@@Reg16yeah
“Hey Mel, do you think it’s funny we’re in the middle of the desert and I look like Jesus?”
I was drinking water you tanken danken
So was I when I read your commnent.
Lol
I was drinking milk
I died from laughing then I was Resurrected by Jesus😂 lololololo
8:22 14:47 These whole sequences proves that Caddy doesn’t need a script, he’s just comedy
I agree
Its part of the script man. Hate to break it to you.
@@oh-not-the-bees7872 How? It’s pretty clearly Improv
Won't try to defend Sonic Free Riders as a game...but I will defend that theme song because it's absolutely 🔥🔥🔥...and it's even better once Crush 40 got its hands on it
V for VASECTOMY
Consider this my attempt at showing my support for you, your work and this vid in particular. Thanks for keeping us all entertained!
8:55
The fact the kick actually worked made this scene amazing.
Don Rabbid achieved His dreams
Hit: A little slap will surely make him change his mind.
Change his mind about wut women's rights
YES
@@saitama3717 ok no II iii
A VR theme park has amazing potential, especially disneyland. You can go on simulations of past and current rides, travel around the park in your preferred conditions, learn history and trivia as you go along, even look at souvenirs and menu items as a form of advertisement. Basically, anything other than what kinect did.
A roller coaster inside a VR headset would give me a throw up
Yeah...but I still love the idea of having the *actual* Disney characters walking around the park (as opposed to the cast members in costumes); it’s why I love playing Disney Magic Kingdoms.
yes, finally i can ride splash mountain in the rain
Actually, a youtuber called Defunctland is doing this very thing. He somewhat recently showed off a small piece of the project that they have completed for the old 20,000 leagues under the sea ride as a 360° / VR video
@@minatoarisato3677 I’ve heard the name, but this is the first I’m hearing of the project. Sounds exciting, though.
SOME MORE QUALITY CONTENT TO WATCH
Hello there.
A surprise to be sure.... but a welcome one
yo it’s Thaf
You forgot these " "
wassup
15:55 Every Stan moment is just wholesome and precious
"Elmo and his 3 dancing crucifixes" 😂😂😂😂
32:37
I played the Wii version of Toy Story Mania and you just used the remote to point and shoot. Its a port of the actual ride "Toy Story Mania" with the same graphics and audio. A cute idea for those who love the ride, but its honestly boring as just a game.
it's also just a Disney ride ported over to other platforms, I would know because I actually went on that ride about 7 years ago
I didn't know you knew Caddicarus, you should do a collab with him.
At least it works, unlike the Kinect version.
Except for rocking the Zurg pinball table too many times, that makes the game freeze because cheating is no good.
@@Logicall_ Anime Amarica "I played the wii version. its a port of of the actual ride"
logicall "but, did you also know its a port of the ride?"
Well of course. You didn’t have to wait in line for thirty minutes before playing. You got to set your baseline low if you want to find joy in that.
"IT'S J.K.Rolling down the stairs!"
I laughed for a good 10 minutes goddamit XD
3:29 Kinect instructions for games: "No sunlight"
Caddicarus: "No"
Kinect: "Screw you I'm not gonna give you proper movement."
Yeah that's a big problem with this video
The Kinect was built for a middle class American family's living room, not a British living room. He's also not playing in the correct lighting conditions, AND to top it all off, the Kinect games are just not very good because nobody could be bothered to learn how it worked
@@noelleholiday61 yeah exactly!
That explains why i never had issues with it @@noelleholiday61
“On his 11th birthday his uncle Sat on him” I almost died of laughter
The entire Harry Potter game killed me
@@pikachucetthesecond4296 "The toilets have big enough gaps for me to come and see you!"
The E3 Kinect presentation is a trainwreck everyone needs to experience at least once
Oh, hey Xploshi.
I'm gonna die of cringe if i watch it again
Im done cringing at that
Hey the kinect is a godsend in source filmmaker (a lot of saxxy award vids won using it) and gmod if wanting to cause chaos as the body can make deadly smacking or heretical positioning
Does Crowbcat's montage count? I can only take this much corporate cringe and bad acting.
The face on that Harry Potter character, Jesus CHRIST that nearly killed me. Literally could not breathe!
Almost as good as the one Call me Kevin got on his game
Absolutely, haven’t laughed so hard in months!
@@neokasuki1033 same here, it was a good laugh I needed, especially before bed. XD
Haha can't breathe jokes
Random fun-ish fact: Both Kinect Rush and Kinect Disneyland Adventures were actually ported to Xbox 1 and PC, but with traditional button controls and with the Kinect name yoinked off. So if you want to deal with Michelangelo Mus-musculus's shenanigans but do not want to PUMP, you can just mash buttons and do stuff normally which is cool I think.
SEGA can we get a PC port of Free Riders with the same treatment--
Well, you got your wish for Free Riders, just not by Sega
"Does Harrison Ford know about this"
Knowing Harrison Ford, he doesn't know about it, and he doesn't care.
I like to think he does know about it but like the Holiday Special, he's trying to forget it.
@@McBadassish as are we all 🥃
He does, actually. He knows about the Galactic Dance-Off, and likes it... even if he's probably too old to move.
"TREES!!!" Should become a meme on this channel with the same notoriety as "Breats".
“TREATS!”
And miluk
"BUT WIF SHARHKS!" is my go to
Breats and trees!
0:11 I see Caddy's computer problems really took a toll on him
Do you know what the song that plays during that clip is called?
Your god damn right
@@surprisedlobsta8543 That's the music that plays during the 2nd boss of the Simpsons arcade game.
@@retrogamelover2012 thank you very much
Imagine seeing this on your way to work I'm not sure if I would laugh or be terrified
18:25 I just love how he read the back of the box
The only thing notable about Michael Jackson: The Experience is that if you try to pirate a copy of the DS version, all of the in-game music is replaced with a hoard of detuned vuvuzelas
That's what I was thinking.
In other words that's how you unlock the real game.
Moonwalker for genesis & arcade will always be the definitive MJ games.
58:07 Caddy, that’s Tom Kane, the 2nd most prominent voice actor for Yoda after Frank Oz. He voiced the character in pretty much every game and tv show he appeared in.
Bless the poor man, he was forced into retirement a year or two ago due to a stroke. Either way he gave us the most memorable Yoda line
…
TREES! (I mean I am joking but obviously not trying to be disrespectful, it is memorable either way 😂)
You know not everyone's a star wars superfan, just saying lmao
@@ShOscar it doesn't take a super fan to google a voice actor in a game. It's literally insulting the normal voice of someone because you don't think it sounds like that normally
@@chaoscrow27 To be fair, when taken at face-value with no idea of who the actor is, it can come off as uncanny since you'll always compare it to the original. It also did kinda sound odd in the game, in my opinion. It might be that Tom Kane just didn't have his heart in it for Star Wars Kinect.
@@chaoscrow27 Prominent actor or not it sounded bad.
Honestly, I don't know anyone else who works as hard as Caddy does to make consistently funny content that spans the length of an hour. If anyone deserves millions of subs, it's definitely this Cadlad here 👌
Oh my GOD I just started the video and realized it’s an hour time to get the 🍿
Scott the woz
He was inspired by the angry video game nerd, so it's not a surprise
Agree! Actually Caddy, AVGN and Scott are my favorite youtubers!
I am surprised he still doesn't have one million subs, life is unfair xD
51:02 my favourite caddicarus joke by far
This nob.
*hello*
"If you want to fix leaks quickly, either have a baby or work in an old people's home."
I do both. This is accurate.
“Welcome to Hogwarts MuffMuncher_69”
I’m dying
I nearly woke my house up laughing at that! He nailed what he was getting at!
Dude, this had me in tears😂😂
The entire Harry Potter segment had me howling
I laughed the most at his avatar in the game
@@CarlHighfield Don’t you mean it had you.... ahem..... ROWLING
Caddy’s editing style radiates YTP energy.
Ah yes the Perfect type of energy
I feel younger reading this
He is known to have a familiarity with it; I remember he sampled a sentence mixed clip from a YTP for a Santa-game-related video a while back.
It's not just the editing, but the jokes also radiates a similar energy to a YTP & I love it.
The perfect type of editing
16:19 This part, for some reason, always makes me laugh. Maybe it's that moment where Caddy says "Oh shit," is what makes me laugh.
Stan's attack in 16:00 was so vicious that even the game had to pause itself because of the graphic content
Fun fact: Toy Story Mania is actually a ride at Disneyland and the game is just the home version lol it's more fun at the actual park
There was actually a Wii version of that game and It actually controls well, it's still not that fun though
I think it's on Steam too
58:54 Yoda saying "Trees!" made me laugh harder than I have ever laughed in a while. It shouldn't have, but it did. I had tears down my eyes, I had to take deep breaths to stop and overall my abs felt stronger just from how hard I laughed.
Same here honestly xD
I could barely control myself from laughing at Yoda just yelling "Trees!" I am surprised I never heard that line being used and I was dying from laughing. It's so intoxicatingly funny how he says it!
37:43 I’m guessing that mickey wants to send caddy to Narnia so he won’t see him again
4:40 “The Michael Jackson Experience sounds like you’d spend most of the game in court”
Ace Attorney games: “Allow us to introduce ourselves.”
That joke made me go from "haha", to "he he!"
OBJECTION
Imagine an Ace Attorney game where you have to do the poses when they're called for.
@@dr.velious5411 someone make an Ace attorney rhythm game now
@@burghley3044 I want it. Imagine Ace Attorney combined with Elite Beat Agents.
20 seconds in and he's back in his Natural habit
Yep!
That Conkers Bad Fur Day drink theme ftw tho.
He never left
Caddy is like the crazy homeless man that used be near the trash , but now has a home, but still wants to relived those crazy days
Don’t yo mean habitat?
"When, on his eleventh birthday --"
"-- his Uncle Vernon sat on him."
I keep coming back just for that line. It makes me laugh way too hard.
"When Professor Quirrell interrupts dinner in the Great Hall --"
"-- he did a very funny scream. 😱"
"Ron and Harry realize Hermione may be in danger and go to the girls' toilets --"
"-- to look at them."
"When Professor McGonagall sees Harry catch something in mid-air while on his broomstick, --"
"-- she gets moist."
YES
CHXDY
@@OrangePunch_INC hyh
The Harry Potter game segment is by far my favourite thing, I can't get through it without giggling like a dork it's so funny
Let’s be real, Caddy trying to open the disc drive is the most relatable thing ever.
The drive getting stuck is exactly why you don't push it back in😂 all my original Xbox 360s have had that happen but both my Slims have been fine
@@Whiteythereaper I never knew people pushed it back in til now, I just always pressed the eject button again
It needs cleaning!
My old 360 Elite drive was getting stuck but after forcing it open and carefully cleaning the mechanism with alcohol & cotton buds it now works great.
“The avatar mimics me on screen”
The avatar: (aggressively breakdancing and aggressively breaking all its bones at once.)
“Oh my god, is that J.K Rolling?”
“No, it’s J.K Walking.”
Walks up to Caddicarus and strangles him trying to make him play another Harry Potter Kinect game
0:36 “You’re the funniest funny on all of TH-cam”
I thought Caddy liked telling us jokes, not facts
"You are such a funt"
@@manend12”I don’t want a coffee! Give me something with a little more…woof!”
"Elmo and his 3 dancing crucifixes" had me dying
Honestly
Steel battalion in my opinion would be amazing in modern VR
Yea
Surprised Caddy didn't mention how Steel Battalion originally was made with a massive peripheral that was the controller.
Just like Star wars squadron
@@ВладШипило-э4к I actually play squadrons in VR and it's so much bette
Harry Potter Caddi broke me
His character literally looks like a character from the PS1 Harry Potter game.
Caddy potter
Okay thanks for the comment.
Also the quick Mel B disc/Phoenix Wright music sting was genius
Hi @Eddache!
that picture of caddy playing rabbids is awesome, i see in him all of the pain and misery of a man having to "play" a pointless game and wasting his breath wishing for a shotgun barrel in his mouth.
So to answer Caddy's question: Yes! Harrison Ford knows about Star Wars Kinect and the Galactic Dance-Off and actually likes it!
Yet he hated being that charactor?
Even he knows it's just in good fun
Yet a lot of people don't seem to understand that....
Whoa, for real? That's pretty neat
I think auto-correct messed you up with Kinect.
@@juliodaguy oh wow you're right, and I honestly never noticed. Thanks!
8:21 So that's what happened to my Rabbid intern.
*obligatory "less than 10 likes?" comment*
@@Canolio Not Anymore.
oh hey there
Das boot
We now need him to play all the rabbids games
It's not Andy's Dad's fault Pixar couldn't afford to model and animate him.
Yeah, it's Mickey Minger's fault! XD
Starting at 27:30
I'm vert quickly beginning to realise listening to Caddy while painting was a huge mistake.
We must see the horrors you’ve unleashed
@@afand6149 Thankfully I'm limited to dioramas and such until I can relearn how to draw properly, so the only horror is my horrible chipping technique-
“Give me something with a little more WOOF”
“Can you say please?”
“ *No, but I can say W O O F* “
This is the future the furries want
Me when the pubs open back up:
I can see Steel Battalion being more successful in a VR rerelease
The original was on Xbox with the amazing cockpit peripheral
Agreed.
Or if it wasn't a Kinect game
Yes that would be amazing
That would honestly make a fantastic VR game, that's a great concept
39:42 "No, why do we need to do that when we can PUMP" gets me everytime
also, when we did the Kinect sports game, when we were playing baseball, we bought plastic baseball bats and used them as the bat.
Kinect: *has terrible Sonic game*
Caddy: *rolling around at the speed of sound*
Driving around at the speed of HELP
@@nejdalej Fly high, lesbian fox
At least the theme song is a banger
It wasn’t terrible for me, I loved and still do love free riders
@@Sydney_Angelyt Free Riders is certainly not the worst, that would be either Zero Gravity for the Riders franchise or Adrenaline Misfits for Kinect boarding games. Those are much worse.
Toy Story Mania, just like Disneyland Adventures, is based off an attraction. Toy Story Mania is at Disney's Hollywood Studios, Tokyo DisneySea, and Disney California Adventure
That's why the game is like that, it's literally the ride
Thankfully, the actual attraction has a kinetic energy that is much more lively.
@@ForrestFox626 you know why's that? because you use a gun! y'know, an actual physical plastic gun instead of just having to pretend to have one!
@@TheTartKnight the ride is based off Buzz Lightyear Star Commands which was already a top notch ride.
@@TheTartKnight Because there are also the fact you ride spinning vehicles
@Joseph Davis Yeah, I went there a couple years ago. Having not been to Tokyo Disneyland, I'd still recommend it over DisneySea (Which was just "alright" and you really shouldn't leave a theme park feeling like you should've spent your day somewhere better). Lots of really cool themed areas to walk around in like Agrabah, Atlantica, or the aforementioned Toy Story one, but the rides themselves are pretty lackluster.
i grew up with the rabids,
i am immune to their annoyingness.
Same
Same. Hell, I grew up with the Rabbids Invasion show on Nickelodeon.
@@alijahaskew4644 what the hell me too
Same
the only people who watched it (including me)
23:47 “Look at that wall! *EUGH!* did you paint it with sick?” Kills me everytime 😂
As an American, i almost had a seizure when the month of Caddy's birthday went all they way up to 19 before realizing that I'm American.
Haw haw. Caddy is 3 years and 8 days younger than I am.
I was confused, too.
See, this is why your dating system doesn't make sense.
@@VonArmagedda He's 4 years older than me.
Wait until your hear Caddy say the weather is so nice that he's thinking of going to the pool because it's 25 degrees outside. It'll melt your American brain.
"That's the worst Yoda impression I've ever heard!"
The Clone Wars fans: 😢
Yeah, I’m a Clone Wars fan, and that part hurt
Every Star Wars Kinect review is the same. Bring up the bad lightsaber combat, mock Clone Wars Yoda, act like Rancor Rampage is the most traumatic thing to ever be in a video game, and admit that the dancing is fun.
Especially with the fact that Tom Kane suffered a stroke and is no longer able to voice act.
@@Jeffersonia120 I didn't know that. I remember his voice from quite a few things like Magneto in most X-Men cartoons and games, Mr Herriman in Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, Quincy Sharp in Batman Arkham Asylum and Arkham City. That's a shame.
@@Xehanort10 Oh dear. Suffered a similar situation as Tim Curry, did he?
I love how everytime Caddy returns after a long dip he’s always in those goddamn leggings
Welcome back you absolute king
If I've noticed the pattern properly it happens on his first video of the year for the past 3 years. And I laugh every time.
@@thunderdragon2125 the PS classic and the PS4 sale videos
Is that a Dante from DMC pfp?
@@thecancerousdan3800 it is
@@thunderdragon2125 also, the leggings man briefly showed up in the Jesus games vid
9:08 this is what we need to do to the us supreme court members.
"It is unlike anything you've ever experienced before."
- Every game developer at a press conference.
They're not wrong, I never experienced such a disappointment so close to the levels I give to those around me as cyberpunk has
Caddy’s neighbours must think they live next to someone who needs to be in Arkham or rehab
@Joseph Davis both is good
Praise be to Jimmy
36:51 "you cheap prick you didn't even write anything down" makes me laugh every single time
Edit for comment: I got rid of the censor that shouldn't have been there
Me too
Same
Too lazy
Why did you censor the word "prick"? We are not on TH-camKids
@@aurum316 that's because I'm 14 and I can't swear yet
Caddy: Sonic Free Riders is the only kinect game I haven’t heard a positive thing about
Me: The opening song is good
Not even 7 minutes in, and the "you don't get an achievement for putting your hands up" joke destroyed me
Edit: "And the first coming was already pretty good" ahh glad that you're back
**(Smooch)** Goodnight, Everybody!
I'm convinced that this is one of Caddy's best scripts. The comedic gold sprinkled in with the clever editing makes this video worth all of the wait. It's the very definition of quality content.
I literally had to prepare a fancy meal before I felt like starting this video. New Caddicarus videos basically make me perform a ritual.
Caddy: “Do you think Harrison Ford has seen this? Do you think he likes it?”
Harrison Ford: “I really don’t care.”
I think he prefers to remember this, than the Star Wars Holiday Special
Harrison Ford doesn't really like or care about anything anymore lol
Classic Han
@@haydeng3541 how old is he? Because I wouldn't really care either if I was that old
@@007megaoof honestly I think he might be like 80 lol. So yeah it's understandable
8:25 I laugh way too hard at this part.