The Pricey World of the WORST PS4 Games Ever - Caddicarus

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  • Join Caddy on a journey as he spends far too much money on the worst PS4 games of all time. Thanks to Yungtown for the VO!! = www.fiverr.com... Thanks to Dollar Shave Club for sponsoring. Go to dollarshaveclub... to get your first starter set for $5. After that, full-price products will ship at regular prices. Subscribe and hit that bell. www.youtube.co... ▼ FOLLOW MY SOCIALS ▼
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    Once again, while everyone enjoys their videos about the worst games of the decade or even the best games of the decade, I’m stuck here with the worst games of all time. The worst games ever. Okay, maybe I’ve played worse video games, but on the PS Store or PSN, these are certainly the worst, and some of the priciest I’ve ever seen. These are the worst PS4 games of all time. The worst PS4 games ever. And you’d think with all the videos covering the worst Steam games ever, from Slaughtering Grounds to Bad Rats, that the PlayStation Network would be immune to getting games like that on the storefront due to sure financial backing and stronger brand infrastructure. But no. We’ve got some PS4 exclusives and some Steam games as well as PS4 games, but make no mistake, everything here was bought with 115 dollars, and it’s the most expensive sick I’ve ever paid for. Get ready for a big journey as I look at 10 bad games - with a Life of Black Tiger review (made famous by the Life of Black Tiger AVGN video), a Flowers Are Dead review (made famous by Jim Sterling), a Catlateral Damage review (which I think Markiplier played? Who knows? Who cares?), and a collection of reviews from a lovely man called Gilson B Pontes. All hail Gilson B Pontes. Gilson B Pontes will save us. Gilson B Pontes is love. Gilson B Pontes is life. Oh, and there’s a review in here of Skylight Freerange 2 Gachduine review. The best name for a game of all time. Please subscribe and hit that bell.
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  • @Caddicarus
    @Caddicarus  4 ปีที่แล้ว +7623

    Gilson B. Pontes will save us
    all hail Gilson B. Pontes

  • @ianbough4122
    @ianbough4122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6970

    Being Caddy's neighbor must be a trip.

    • @anothergamer112
      @anothergamer112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +687

      *"PEPSI IS BETTER THAN CO-OKE!"*
      "Honey, he's doing that thing again..."

    • @senritsujumpsuit6021
      @senritsujumpsuit6021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      My whole neighborhood must all be Caddies in some form because that is a dreamland I must have

    • @dolphinvoltage3339
      @dolphinvoltage3339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      IanBough not a Adverturne?

    • @tomsmiley126
      @tomsmiley126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Welcome to my waking nightmare... hi, I'm Tom.

    • @Caldella
      @Caldella 4 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      "He's leaping into a rubbish bin shirtless, and he's having someone film it!"
      "Honey, just close the blinds, please."

  • @MarioGenerations
    @MarioGenerations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2283

    Some things about life of black tiger that caddy didn’t mention:
    -The artwork that caddy praised are just photos taken off of google and edited a bit
    -The song used in the trailer is stolen from an anime

    • @nathanebluepanda8207
      @nathanebluepanda8207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      @JayLeeBeanz Parasyte - Next To You cover done by JackonTC in TH-cam

    • @pryingeyes1551
      @pryingeyes1551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      They also count dogs as humans in your kill count.

    • @jonafumin9890
      @jonafumin9890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @AncientAstronautTheorist broo

    • @friendlyneighbourhoodfanbo4986
      @friendlyneighbourhoodfanbo4986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      So that means there is actually *NOTHING* good about 'Life of Black Tiger'?

    • @dubstepbee6892
      @dubstepbee6892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      i blame gilbert godfreed for this

  • @PeanutButterGamer
    @PeanutButterGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4840

    Thanks for having me cameo, Caddy! Excited to watch this later tonight. =D

    • @thebackup2121
      @thebackup2121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      No likes?? Well I thought you were great...

    • @animationfanatic2133
      @animationfanatic2133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      Hey it's Pontes B Gilson

    • @milovegas123
      @milovegas123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      You came to the video just to say you'll watch it later? So weird

    • @themaskedman8377
      @themaskedman8377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Really

    • @Furretbestboi
      @Furretbestboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Doot doot

  • @Succupie
    @Succupie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2625

    i wonder if people in Caddy's neighborhood just see him and go, "oh, Caddicarus is having another fit"

    • @GigaChadDuPlessis
      @GigaChadDuPlessis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      "Margy! That cheeky neighbors outside being a t**t again! Call the police!"

    • @AAAAAA-613
      @AAAAAA-613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      No they probably say "Oh, I guess James is filming again"

    • @caiuscosades8538
      @caiuscosades8538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Nah, since his name isn't caddicarus

    • @exocolt15
      @exocolt15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@caiuscosades8538 it’s not? Wait… is my moms name not mom??

    • @PikminandOatchi
      @PikminandOatchi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@AAAAAA-613 Jim. He stopped going by James a long time ago.

  • @TheNMan64
    @TheNMan64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +940

    "I guess the UK has standards..."
    Did you forget about Phoenix Games, Caddy?

    • @SpiffanyWolfe
      @SpiffanyWolfe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I think he’s tried to block those games from his memory

    • @spongebobplushiestuff8612
      @spongebobplushiestuff8612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      DON'T YOU DARE MENTION THAT PIECE OF POO

    • @articusramos808
      @articusramos808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Guess its something they refuse to acknowledge

    • @Twinrehz
      @Twinrehz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      TIL Phoenix Games is UK-based :|

    • @nman551
      @nman551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TheNMan64 oh yeah

  • @Dreadjaws
    @Dreadjaws 4 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    "Gilson B. Pontes" sounds like the alter ego of some silver age Batman villain called "The Duct Taper".

  • @JojokimVT
    @JojokimVT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +940

    Caddy: Have Dollar Shave Club as a sponsor.
    Also Caddy: Doesn't shave his beard

    • @mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901
      @mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      He uses his razors on his CadDick

    • @stanstanstan2597
      @stanstanstan2597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My Life is a Complex Pastiche language

    • @bignath250688
      @bignath250688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 legend right here.

    • @natandiaz2911
      @natandiaz2911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 Words said by a smart man

    • @nathansherriff6439
      @nathansherriff6439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@stanstanstan2597 WHOAH MAN

  • @GDRunny
    @GDRunny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1968

    "Where am I? Am I dead? Is this heaven?"
    "Directed by Gilson B. Pontes."
    "Oh God no"

    • @buwwix
      @buwwix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I’m lucky I know that um jammer lammy refrence, just search “um jammer lammy stage 6 cutscene uncensored”

    • @fedbar
      @fedbar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I’m dead, the first I saw was...PONTES B. GILSON

    • @yourefatmom6159
      @yourefatmom6159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You were the knight the whole fine? Nah the knights to handsome.

    • @JUMPYCOOL
      @JUMPYCOOL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Heaven Made By Gilson B. Pontes!

    • @2Scribble
      @2Scribble 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And on the door to the afterlife it's miss-spelt 'Hevean' and Stain Petre is t-posing through his halo xD

  • @Coreisus
    @Coreisus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2401

    "We don't have any dinner.."
    "Whyyyy?"
    "GILSON B. PONTES!!!!!"

    • @theincredibledrl9684
      @theincredibledrl9684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That actually makes sense

    • @chrisp3882
      @chrisp3882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It really does

    • @FloofPuppy
      @FloofPuppy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Would've been better if he said "GILSON B. PONTES STOLE OUR MONIES!!"

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FloofPuppy GILSON?! GILSON!!!

  • @OwenIsOnline
    @OwenIsOnline 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1349

    I love that we've all just embraced Caddys weirdness at this point, he'll go from diving shirtless into a bin to an in-depth analysis of the current state of gaming. What a guy, keep it up man.

    • @1391Ghost
      @1391Ghost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      consistently inconsistent

    • @MrShisuto
      @MrShisuto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      EVOWEN and I wouldn’t want him any other way.

    • @calebgadison167
      @calebgadison167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Diabeto Kills You legit have a cringy realistic Mario and Yoshi profile picture,you have no room to talk when it comes to cringe

    • @calebgadison167
      @calebgadison167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Diabeto Kills Plus you have like 3 subscribers so you honestly don't matter

    • @matthewbuckley7757
      @matthewbuckley7757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@2O73O40 Same here he's so funny and he has great taste in games to.

  • @Malkmusianful
    @Malkmusianful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1729

    i can't wait to die from all the bricks surrounding me so i can realize that my entire life has been directed and written by Gilson B. Pontes

    • @soulhoney1908
      @soulhoney1908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Wait are we lived in a simulation? that gilson b pontes

    • @catsnekos5002
      @catsnekos5002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@soulhoney1908 lolllllll

    • @crazydud3380
      @crazydud3380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      2020 is what you would get if you lived in a Gilson B. pontes world.

    • @SynthwaveWine
      @SynthwaveWine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His last name is "Ponce" now

    • @brickboy3420
      @brickboy3420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      SURROUNDED

  • @Fluffkitscripts
    @Fluffkitscripts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1309

    Time to play “is that a British swear or is he making shit up?”!

    • @SpiffanyWolfe
      @SpiffanyWolfe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      As a Brit myself I can tell you most of the time he’s making shit up, I wish half the things he said were actual expressions though xD

    • @exocolt15
      @exocolt15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Don’t be a proskater guys

    • @naughtymelon6712
      @naughtymelon6712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I honestly cant tell at this point.

    • @CBcaboose
      @CBcaboose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      They’re all real

    • @anothergamer112
      @anothergamer112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@exocolt15 don't tell me what to do you cooper.

  • @AlexOlinkiewicz
    @AlexOlinkiewicz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1440

    Funnily enough, Gilson B. Pontes released his new game "Shadow the Ronin - The Revenge to the Samurai" on the same exact day this video was posted.

    • @Toxic_Stall
      @Toxic_Stall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Caddy is a prophet

    • @papermacheman2210
      @papermacheman2210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Oh lord

    • @GrandmasterArk
      @GrandmasterArk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      And now, a Sekiro copycat is born.
      Good joj GBP, and Soyny.

    • @PunakiviAddikti
      @PunakiviAddikti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      All hail our lord and savior Gilson B. Pontes. He died for our sins and he is descending back to our world from the heavens.

    • @ginogatash4030
      @ginogatash4030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      guess Mr Gilson B Pontes saw Sekiro.

  • @lixix1337
    @lixix1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1844

    Director of this video: Gilson B. Pontes
    Artist of this video: Gilson B. Pontes
    Editor of this video: Gilson B. Pontes
    Actors in the video:
    Caddy - Played by Gilson B. Pontes
    Austin - Played by Gilson B. Pontes
    Dude who voiced the beginning - Played by Gilson B. Pontes
    Dollar Shave Club - Played by Gilson B. Pontes

    • @haruhisuzumiya6650
      @haruhisuzumiya6650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      A Gilson B Pontes video game

    • @zacharymosley1523
      @zacharymosley1523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Actually, Austin was played by Pontes B. Gilson

    • @ButterStick64
      @ButterStick64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Lixix - Played by Gilson B. Pontes

    • @voxelchromatic
      @voxelchromatic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      EAT UR CEREAL

    • @Superstar5_
      @Superstar5_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Person who commented on your reply - Gilson B. Pontes

  • @thebotbuilder
    @thebotbuilder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +858

    I honestly wonder how the neighbours felt when they saw Caddy only wearing his trousers jumping head first into a bin

    • @Aikisbest
      @Aikisbest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Im assuming they are kinda used to him being a bit quirky by now XD

    • @justsomebodyhere4930
      @justsomebodyhere4930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      “Honey! The neighbor’s at it again!”

    • @LchanOtakudom
      @LchanOtakudom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      “Must be Tuesday.”

    • @lnsflare1
      @lnsflare1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      "Oh, thank God that he decided to strip his top half this week."

    • @indigowendigo8165
      @indigowendigo8165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Reminds me of what people say about Caleb City all the time. XD

  • @REBORN1000X
    @REBORN1000X 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1006

    It's quite weird watching this video after the interview that Caddy mentioned that he was really going through a hard time (financially) when he made this video, and that this could have been his last video if it failed.
    And I'm so glad it didn't fail, because since this video, we had some of the best Caddicarus videos ever. Thanks Caddy! Hope you and your family are doing well!

    • @Winrarnt
      @Winrarnt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Wait really? I am SO glad this didn't fail.

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@Winrarnt Considering the nearly £8k he spent this year on replacing computers....! XD

    • @Tintelinus
      @Tintelinus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Kinda funny that it seems to have been the start of his new style of vids, which are getting more views.

    • @Gatorade69
      @Gatorade69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      That sucks to hear and I hope he's doing better now. I watched some of his videos but was never really a fan but now his videos are really starting to grow on me and I've been enjoying them more and more.

    • @jacksalter5983
      @jacksalter5983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@steelbear2063 content creation is a real job

  • @faultyvideos2215
    @faultyvideos2215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +633

    Just imagine the neighbors walking outside while caddy was filming that pre-intro segment XD

    • @marcsmith8884
      @marcsmith8884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      it’s england, we’re used to stuff like that

    • @shadowbird25
      @shadowbird25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@marcsmith8884 So you're saying England is like Florida?

    • @ThisAdamGuy
      @ThisAdamGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@shadowbird25 England came first

    • @pastelhotmess9299
      @pastelhotmess9299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      oh sweet- Here he goes again, RON CALL THE POLICE

    • @jordanloux3883
      @jordanloux3883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      There is no way they aren't used to this shit by now.

  • @megaemeraldman260
    @megaemeraldman260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    6:33 I was watching this on my ps4 & actually thought youtube crashed.

  • @aquabreeze7612
    @aquabreeze7612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    “Why do you keep rewatching this video?”
    Gilson B. Pontes

  • @poecollector64
    @poecollector64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +897

    Other TH-camrs doing cameos on Caddicarus:
    Yungtown: makes dramatic encouraging announcements
    PBG: says random stuff to confuse Caddy even more
    Brutalmoose: nukes Caddy's house

    • @christheleavittman7080
      @christheleavittman7080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Ant Dude: Tells him he's 24 and Caddy shows him a clip of the Magical Roundabout.
      SomeCallMeJohnny: Admits he killed a man and Bubsy 3D is worse than that.
      The Completionist: Rigs cameras in Caddy's house for an Oscar worthy performance.
      Scott the Woz: Answers a phone with a catchphrase.

    • @ViktorErikFade
      @ViktorErikFade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Sounds like either friendship or dedication to fun cameos , can't tell which honestly but they are great

    • @rho-starmkl4483
      @rho-starmkl4483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Chris the Leavittman Scarfulu: hides in one of Caddy’s daughter’s bed
      JordanUnderneath: Kills Caddy with telepathy.

    • @wdf70
      @wdf70 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@rho-starmkl4483 Voodoo dolls are not telepathy, but still funny.

    • @SapphireCarbuncle009
      @SapphireCarbuncle009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Matt McMuscles: Lets him say his show's catchphrase

  • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
    @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    The greatest experience I’ve ever had with Catlateral Damage was watching Griffin McElroy trick his brother into thinking that he forgot to turn on the capture after he made him watch forty minutes of the game.

    • @liamsgreatbitgaming
      @liamsgreatbitgaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Feels like five, though, doesn’t it?

    • @quinnholloway5400
      @quinnholloway5400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I like it when markiplier played it

    • @Nerozard
      @Nerozard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I think that was the closest Justin came to driving to Austin and killing Griffin.

    • @HerpDerpTheTank
      @HerpDerpTheTank 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Justin’s been getting his revenge occasionally in Victory McElroyale, by smirking to the camera while Travis and Griffin struggle through every level of Cash Banooca 2.
      He needs to press a single button every two minutes? Not until he’s good and ready! 😂

  • @LiliumArgentium
    @LiliumArgentium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1288

    Little did Caddy know this was a sign of the year to come.

    • @DirectorOfChaos9292
      @DirectorOfChaos9292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Oh where he had the WORST luck imaginable in self building a pc

    • @chouetta429
      @chouetta429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      And getting a PS5

    • @uncleslam9022
      @uncleslam9022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Or perhaps...mind this is a small chance, but perhaps we are referring to the worldwide epidemic.

    • @tripplordofinconvenience9953
      @tripplordofinconvenience9953 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      E.

    • @The_Real_EddyMomo
      @The_Real_EddyMomo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tripplordofinconvenience9953 definitely E

  • @gabrielthee2tankengine792
    @gabrielthee2tankengine792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +636

    21:17 "flowers are dead, violets are blue, give me a gun, i'm ending it"
    My favorite quote

    • @simonyoutube234
      @simonyoutube234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      this is me when i must join the e-classes

    • @JUMPYCOOL
      @JUMPYCOOL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Caddy in these vids!

    • @alecrutz956
      @alecrutz956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can't pick a favorite quote cause every other line had me laughing so hard I had to pause cause I was making my stomach hurt lmao

    • @zoiebrown7316
      @zoiebrown7316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      -Gilson B Pontes

    • @rainbowapplexdmemes9658
      @rainbowapplexdmemes9658 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Me When Im Around My Siblings:

  • @toddhoward841
    @toddhoward841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +695

    17:43 i can read hebrew and let me tell you, this writing IS accurate, but all the words are written backwards... good job gilson you did it again

    • @300IQPrower
      @300IQPrower 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Cause hebrew is written right to left, probably

    • @lucascyr98
      @lucascyr98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@300IQPrower Awesome, where can I get me some Jewish manga

    • @sillygoose2878
      @sillygoose2878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Giorno can read Hebrew I never knew

    • @toddhoward841
      @toddhoward841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@sillygoose2878 its essential for a mafia boss to know multiple languages

    • @dragonplant
      @dragonplant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This reminds me of what happens in “IT”

  • @discarddungeon
    @discarddungeon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    I wonder if you can answer *any* question with "Gilson B. Pontes."
    "Mommy, why did the dinosaurs die?"
    "Gilson B. Pontes."

    • @horricule451
      @horricule451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      "What is your gender?"
      "Gilson B. Pontes."
      "Is the earth flat?"
      "Gilson B. Pontes."
      "Who are you voting for?"
      "Gilson B. Pontes."
      "What's your favorite movie?"
      "Gilson B. Pontes."

    • @Blueflag04
      @Blueflag04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fair enough

    • @lBorosDavidl
      @lBorosDavidl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      A "Gilson B. Pontes game"

    • @NitroFury
      @NitroFury 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Pontes B. Gilson

    • @MisterVercetti
      @MisterVercetti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@horricule451 That's all you can saaaay! That's all you can saaaay!

  • @587DeathKing
    @587DeathKing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    "Catlateral trailer is a Smosh sketch"
    Man I've seen higher production values from Smosh in 2008 than that trailer

    • @ChapSnat752
      @ChapSnat752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The last time they were funny was when robin williams was still alive

    • @night_owlll
      @night_owlll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      almost like it's intentional

    • @dcdx8966
      @dcdx8966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Modern smosh is humanity’s downfall.

    • @CurtyTails
      @CurtyTails 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was going to say that is actually an insult to 2008 smosh

    • @RJ_Productions316
      @RJ_Productions316 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've seen porn with higher production quality

  • @Hugealligator254
    @Hugealligator254 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    This man got himself out of financial trouble by taking his shirt off and diving headfirst into the bin

  • @QueenCheetah
    @QueenCheetah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +787

    4:05- "Yeah, most of these games I couldn't get in the UK. I guess we have standards."
    You have Phoenix Games, Caddy.

    • @exiegelastweekgamer1571
      @exiegelastweekgamer1571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Had.

    • @ShibuNub3305
      @ShibuNub3305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *_Oh._*

    • @tempatchtheveryweird3665
      @tempatchtheveryweird3665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *Had

    • @danielfotheringhamproducti7368
      @danielfotheringhamproducti7368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @QueenCheetah, yes, but that was back in the early 2000s, mainly for the PS2, and Nintendo Wii for several years.
      However, you would think that they would learn from their mistakes, yet it didn’t seem to be.

    • @nathandioza7821
      @nathandioza7821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Least Your Steam Locomotives look better than ours ;w;
      (I'm an American)

  • @robinkomin
    @robinkomin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    0:25 Caddy looking straight up like Kylo Ren in The Last Jedi

    • @JoeyDoesStuff1120
      @JoeyDoesStuff1120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Xd

    • @Taikofan04
      @Taikofan04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I LITERALLY JUST NOTICED

    • @DynoSkrimisher
      @DynoSkrimisher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Swolidicarus

    • @jordannewthomas3293
      @jordannewthomas3293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Caddy isn't waxy looking like kylo looked though.

    • @TheQuashingoftheTub
      @TheQuashingoftheTub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jordannewthomas3293 That's clearly because Caddy uses the Dollar Shave Club™ XD

  • @MarkiplierMeatMuncher8
    @MarkiplierMeatMuncher8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    "Gilson B. Pontes" is the Caddicarus version of "Fred Fuchs"

    • @BigSexyBlackMans
      @BigSexyBlackMans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It’s motherfuckin’ FRED FUCKS

    • @brodiero-solar302
      @brodiero-solar302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Unoriginal Profile Picture
      ok

    • @lessel3465
      @lessel3465 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They're not wrong.

    • @erlendvageskar3356
      @erlendvageskar3356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Can't wait for the Caddicarus videogame in which the final boss is... GILSON B. PONTES! And the secret final boss... Pontes B. Gilson

    • @JetSetDman
      @JetSetDman 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      just like how phoenix games is the caddicarus version of ljn

  • @MrVailBride
    @MrVailBride 2 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    2 years later and the humor still holds up well.
    You could say "This aged like a fine wine".
    Caddy's humor helps me stay sane.

    • @AlexandruLipan
      @AlexandruLipan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The only thing that changed is Steam now going aboard the bandwagon of releasing a (fairly well done) physical console

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Which is ironic because it's driving him insane

    • @imagery5425
      @imagery5425 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hello from the future.

    • @someone-ss7bm
      @someone-ss7bm ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Wii U joke got me so bad I had to put my phone down and take a moment to breathe

    • @crashthedarklordplays2668
      @crashthedarklordplays2668 ปีที่แล้ว

      do you mean "in"sane ?

  • @paradoxical998
    @paradoxical998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    "Fred Fuchs?!" -AVGN, Life of black tiger.

  • @philbateman1989
    @philbateman1989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    I've genuinely had some of my students produce better games than these for their first year project, and they only get 2 semesters to plan, pitch and develop the entire game.

  • @QTEila
    @QTEila 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    "Caddy, why do you look like you've been stuck in a crack den for 3 months?"
    "GILSON B. PONTES"

    • @nio4073
      @nio4073 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now he IS stuck in a crack den for 3 months

  • @SurShuru
    @SurShuru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I really hope I’m not alone for thinking Caddy screamed “bitch” at the beginning

    • @polovolt3
      @polovolt3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I thought the same thing , I had to listen extremely closely to realise he was saying bins

    • @QuantumR3D
      @QuantumR3D 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I thought he was screeching “BEANS!!!!”

    • @fortis3686
      @fortis3686 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      At first I thought he said “Binge!”

    • @scottpilgrim920
      @scottpilgrim920 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@fortis3686 same here!!

    • @CourageousCoward1728
      @CourageousCoward1728 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Me too

  • @SSVCloud
    @SSVCloud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    It's always weird to remember that Caddy has a child.

    • @vanhalen4life1
      @vanhalen4life1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No way
      Really?

    • @eamonndeane587
      @eamonndeane587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Are you talking about his Stepdaughter?

    • @Riggy1991
      @Riggy1991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      stepdaughters

    • @laidesman1997
      @laidesman1997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I believe he has more than one stepdaughter

    • @ge0rgiaeb0nyy
      @ge0rgiaeb0nyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Several stepkids :)

  • @kaizoaudio1798
    @kaizoaudio1798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    Considering how strict Nintendo is about protecting their digital store there’s quite a bit of absolute trash on that as well.

    • @stoic7974
      @stoic7974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Vroom in the nightsky
      Need I say more

    • @pyramidhead6998
      @pyramidhead6998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah, like Breath of the Wild.

    • @MabuseXX
      @MabuseXX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      More.....the Nintendo store has more trash and converted mobile games than the PSN and MS Store combined......

    • @iwakeupandboomimarat
      @iwakeupandboomimarat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ive found a lot of good indie games on there that are definitely worth it if you have spare funds on your acc, but so many games are literally app store quality and its ridiculous

    • @whytfbuddy4118
      @whytfbuddy4118 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i wake up and boom im a rat How dare you insult Digger Dan DX for like 5 penny’s on the us 3ds eshop.

  • @brandoniswhoiam
    @brandoniswhoiam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    Back at it again with the shirtless Caddy and those high-waisted tights!
    This time, with bins!

  • @Mr._Sherwood
    @Mr._Sherwood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "this game is free range guacamole" is somehow the funniest sentence I've heard in an age

    • @Snowfang00
      @Snowfang00 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A close second has to be
      “Lara Croft and your pyramid chest, move aside! These! These. Are. Breats!”

  • @vagnurt
    @vagnurt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    i just looked up Gilson B. Pontes, he has written his own biography on IMDB

    • @THRILLEX
      @THRILLEX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      And, amazingly, he can’t even do that right. His last sentence says, “He has a great fascination for classic American cinema, and his greatest reference is Orson Welles by Citizen Kane.” You remember when that fictional character Citizen Kane made a movie about the filmmaker Orson Welles? I hear Citizen even played the eponymous Welles in the film too!

    • @bluestreaker9242
      @bluestreaker9242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Wow...he's so self-absorbed he actually said it's a biography? Wow...just...wow...that's not even how biography works! When you wrote your own biography, that's called an AUTObiography! XD

    • @peewhocantbeaimed6954
      @peewhocantbeaimed6954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I heard he gave birth to himself

    • @DJtheChaos246
      @DJtheChaos246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Th-that is amazingly pathetic.

    • @300IQPrower
      @300IQPrower 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He twitter banned me for calling his game shit, this doesnt surprise me

  • @delaneyheil9575
    @delaneyheil9575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    This entire video is just seeping with classic Caddicarus energy
    Oh Daddy Caddy...how we've missed you

    • @dcdx8966
      @dcdx8966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I agree! It’s like old school Caddy I loved it

    • @ViktorErikFade
      @ViktorErikFade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I just love caddy lol
      He's great

    • @Blueflag04
      @Blueflag04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So glad he didnt shave his beard

  • @DominusTheNephilim
    @DominusTheNephilim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    0:29
    "ARE YOU READY TO--"
    "BIIITCH!"
    "Uh, sorry, what was that?"
    "Bins.."

    • @JaggedBird
      @JaggedBird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's "BIIIIIIIIIIIINS!" not bitch

  • @MrBounceoutboi
    @MrBounceoutboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "I was alone, always been alone, but I'm not lonely" -tiger

  • @MidnightUmbra
    @MidnightUmbra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Can we just admire that Caddy is literally the only human that will go outside looking like that for us (00:40)

    • @zorojuro4653
      @zorojuro4653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Admire*

    • @H0T5H0TJ0N
      @H0T5H0TJ0N 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Him, and of course the Florida Man.

    • @KionTheLion
      @KionTheLion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You sir, clearly haven't watched Brandon Rogers.

  • @MattMcMuscles
    @MattMcMuscles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +764

    My cat Zach can be found in Catlateral Damage, so it's good. Lay off, Caddy!

    • @tanman7568
      @tanman7568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Don't you mean Gilson B. Pontes?

    • @GabrielPhillipsAeroSkyStar
      @GabrielPhillipsAeroSkyStar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      YOOOOOOOOOOO MATT! Didn't expect to see you on Caddy's Channel.

    • @ShibuNub3305
      @ShibuNub3305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Hey isn’t this the “what has occurred” guy?

    • @BusinessZeus
      @BusinessZeus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ShibuNub3305 That is amazing. I am blown away at your accuracy! Ya git uh golf star

    • @theofficialchannelofoffici7962
      @theofficialchannelofoffici7962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kitty

  • @KidOblivion
    @KidOblivion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    *Caddy stepps into the room with no shirt and hiked up tights yelling "Bins"*
    Me: 😳 It's gonna be one of those videos huh

    • @nicolenye9571
      @nicolenye9571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      420yy th like

    • @kinghammerstudios1915
      @kinghammerstudios1915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Best video introduction I've ever seen.

    • @Snowfang00
      @Snowfang00 ปีที่แล้ว

      I felt the same when I saw him crawling out of the dumpster for the Kinnect games video 😆

  • @christheleavittman7080
    @christheleavittman7080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Person who deletes channels for reviewing his garbage: GILSON B PONTES

  • @ZaGorudan
    @ZaGorudan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "Mummy, why is there a shirtless man diving into garbage bins?"

  • @19Szabolcs91
    @19Szabolcs91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    I like how Gilson B. Pontes doesn't even get the concept of the Sun lighting up stuff. It's browad daylight and the game is darkenes by a stupid filter. WTF, if you want to make a game that's visually dark, make it set at night, or underground or even in a forest or whatever.

  • @indyvids5001
    @indyvids5001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    This man was insane before the pandemic even started. He was ready for this.

    • @somerandolad
      @somerandolad ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He got a leg up on all of us, at least.

  • @SuperMegaDudeguy
    @SuperMegaDudeguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    21:19 I thought the poem was going to be
    "Flowers are dead
    Violets are blue
    Give me a gun
    And you'll be, too"

  • @AnakinTheWeird
    @AnakinTheWeird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Jim Sterling is having Vietnam flashbacks watching this...

    • @songohan3321
      @songohan3321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Probably not since Digital Homicide has made a return.

    • @OfficialDJSoru
      @OfficialDJSoru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@songohan3321 DH 2: Sterling Boogaloo

    • @nachosNipples
      @nachosNipples 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@songohan3321 aw sick

  • @HarleyMaebry
    @HarleyMaebry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    A random PBG appears! What a way to come back: a collab with THE Pontes B. Gilson!

    • @lynntaylor9681
      @lynntaylor9681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      PBG's cameos are the best.

  • @donovanjoseph737
    @donovanjoseph737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I love the transition of orc slayer crashing for no reason, caddicarus going “oh. Bye then.” And instantly begins talking about the next game

    • @Lordani66
      @Lordani66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah I like things like this.

    • @GuardianTam
      @GuardianTam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I too like things.

    • @shadow_shine3578
      @shadow_shine3578 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      His segways are great.

  • @300IQPrower
    @300IQPrower 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    I regularly go through the sales on psn and it’s literally at the point where it’s a regular occurrence for the “Deals section” to *only* have shovelware. And there’s so much shovelware that even when it has actual games the majority is still shite.
    The guy who owns Lightning Game Studios (LGS, Samael person, can’t quite remember his name...) has clout with Twitter as well as Sony I guess cause i got twitter banned well over a year ago for “hate speech” because i called their games shit. Twitter STILL refuses to unban (it’s a great motivator to stay off twitter, best decision of my life to stop using that cesspool)
    I really needed this video, thank you Caddy

    • @airbornemagician
      @airbornemagician 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      (gilson b pontes)

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I got the Nintendo Switch and while it has some incredible games, some of which are exclusive to the console, it also has some baffling games of this level of quality. Sometimes on sale too. Ignoring its obvious hit, games like Just Shapes And Beats and Beats as well as Breath of the Wild are smooth and legit, then we got some decent ports of Doom and Shovel Knight. Speaking of decent, we also got and the gorgeous and trippy walking simulator Mind Path to Thalamus, and Blacksea Odyssey which is a hard yet intriguing arcade like shooter. Games like those at least try to have something worthwhile. But the Switch no stranger to some top notch garbage. Some dreadful games I got on sale include Zomb, a zombie game with some of the most dreadful controls and programming I have ever tried to use aside from Sonic Free Riders; Thief Simulator, which may have been just mediocre if not for the frustrating instability which caused it to frequently crash; and possibly the worst port of Agony, an already mediocre game completely ruined even further with shoddy graphics, confusing controls and tedious framerate, to the point where it lives up to its name. There of course is far more shovelware, but at least it's remastering Xenoblade Chronicles.

  • @nuclearbirds
    @nuclearbirds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    I need to know how many takes the “Knack” bit took to get right.

    • @Saiaxs
      @Saiaxs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Kseven

    • @nicolenye9571
      @nicolenye9571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Ksixty knine

    • @Josuh
      @Josuh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Katleast kwone

    • @Shinx990
      @Shinx990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@nicolenye9571 Knice.

    • @Mister_Oddity
      @Mister_Oddity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kno kidea kbut ki kasume ktwelve

  • @kennynitro17
    @kennynitro17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    22:33 This is exactly what sensory overload in a mall feels like

  • @HailSatanLLC
    @HailSatanLLC ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Gilson B. Pontes is when you ask your mom for Hideo Kojima and she tells you we have Hideo Kojima at home.

  • @PsychoGoldVideos
    @PsychoGoldVideos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "THIS IS PS4!"
    I've not got any further than that but felt the need to stop and comment, thank you so much for making that reference. My partner and I have quoted it many times and to hear it again outside of that blue blob's video is amazing.

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And the Tony Hawks 5 vid~

  • @QJ89
    @QJ89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Before: "How dare you talk smack about 'Catalataral Damage,' you bastard!"
    After: "Ehh, you have a point on it's short novelty, tho it's still cute. And that trailer...!"

  • @Ori_Kohav
    @Ori_Kohav 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    12:40 - if Gilson B. Pontes is gonna give Hebrew translations, he should first learn the Hebrew grammar, and especially Hebrew direction. Has he never heard of right-to-left languages?

    • @KatyaXx0
      @KatyaXx0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Because *Gilson B. Pontes*

    • @Haispawner
      @Haispawner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He just wanted to have something that looks like "ancient fantasy scripture" so he picked Hebrew because honestly it looks like it and kind of is one.

    • @Ori_Kohav
      @Ori_Kohav 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Haispawner maybe, but my point still stands. He should have studied the language first, because THAT kind of Hebrew writing is a good way to become a laughing stock among Israeli consumers (like me)

    • @Haispawner
      @Haispawner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Ori_Kohav It doesn't excuse his lack of knowledge, he likely just used an online translator because he didn't care. I mean I don't know any Hebrew but I can just expect it to be crap when it's in a game like that.

    • @toddhoward841
      @toddhoward841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Ori_Kohav hellow fellow israeli man, when i saw the hebrew writing i fell on the floor dying of laughter

  • @leonardop3073
    @leonardop3073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    13:26 im so happy to see a crossover of two of my favorite youtubers

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    “All the games are only available on the US PlayStation store”
    Heh, should have seen that coming

    • @poggersuni9637
      @poggersuni9637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      would've been a clever transition to an Express VPN sponsorship

    • @stingersplash
      @stingersplash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's not even true. Some are on the UK store.

    • @exantiuse497
      @exantiuse497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He said "some are only in US", not "all"

    • @thesupervideogamenerdmore3171
      @thesupervideogamenerdmore3171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Huh, I Hate Everything had the same issue. Are we (the US) the sh*t media dumping ground?

  • @bigbruno2232
    @bigbruno2232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Damn Hollow Knight only costed me $15. Including all the dlcs. These games look like college projects
    And they all got Fs see me after class.

    • @chaoscontroller316
      @chaoscontroller316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bold of you to assume they showed up

    • @bigbruno2232
      @bigbruno2232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey sometimes things can get too confident.

    • @youtubezio2713
      @youtubezio2713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And 15$ is the NORMAL price for that masterpiece that is Hollow Knight

    • @DerVasto
      @DerVasto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@youtubezio2713 Man, I need to get that.

    • @Dermetsu
      @Dermetsu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow, it cost you the listing price? Who would of thought?

  • @colleenglanville8293
    @colleenglanville8293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    "Gilson B. Pontes Is The Tommy Wiseau Of PS4"
    Oh my god lol! 😂😂😂

    • @noahpagnozzi432
      @noahpagnozzi432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Colleen Glanville please just stop

    • @colleenglanville8293
      @colleenglanville8293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Noah Pagnozzi I stopped commenting this much a long time ago... now I only leave 4 - 6 comments on a video, so hopefully that will be a little less annoying for you! 😀😄😁👍

    • @noahpagnozzi432
      @noahpagnozzi432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sorry for being harsh.

    • @ItsLelingTime
      @ItsLelingTime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He’s the Hideo Kojima of crap.

    • @colleenglanville8293
      @colleenglanville8293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Batman lel Lol! 😂😂😂

  • @solaris9426
    @solaris9426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    7:51 my phone decided to send me a notification at the exact same time Caddy got the achievement, leaving me confused for a moment.

  • @krisgeno8049
    @krisgeno8049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    "So no more delays, please welcome back to youtube today..."
    Me: Caddicarus
    Automatic caption: *N i c h o l a s C h a d d y*

    • @hexnight
      @hexnight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      sounds like a decent person

    • @spongefan155
      @spongefan155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Chaddicarus

  • @shiethegal
    @shiethegal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    23:44 Ah yes, Life of Black Tiger, by developer *FRED FUCHS*

  • @gabgabminx7612
    @gabgabminx7612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Why haven't I discovered Caddicarus years ago. He is absolutely amazing and hilarious.
    Give this man more subscribers.

  • @Legendotcom1
    @Legendotcom1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    0:01 Intro
    4:26 OrcSlayer
    6:41 Laws Of Machine
    8:16 The Unknown City: Episode 1
    11:29 Spons
    12:32 Samael: Legacy Of Ophiuchus
    15:10 Sword Of Fortress: The Onomuzim
    16:28 Spear Of Destiny: The Gilson B. Pontes
    19:47 Catlateral Damage
    20:56 Flowers Are Dead
    23:46 The Life Of Black Tiger
    27:26 Skylight Freerange 2: Guacine

    • @Urumi-zc8lm
      @Urumi-zc8lm ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gilson B. Pontes

    • @Motolmang
      @Motolmang ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gilson B. Pontes

    • @noponarchsage
      @noponarchsage ปีที่แล้ว

      Gilson B. Pontes

    • @logan-el6hl
      @logan-el6hl ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Urumi-zc8lm slam s. slamer

  • @FreezepondMapping
    @FreezepondMapping 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    "Ofiddly chunks" is the Caddicarusest thing I have ever heard.

  • @SlayerTank99
    @SlayerTank99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Plot twist: Gilson B. Pontes is Tommy Wiseau's long lost brother.

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I could believe that. If Pontes B. Gilson and Gilson Bollock Pontes couldn't also somehow be related and long lost brothers to Tommy Wiseau too.

    • @noahpulliam8212
      @noahpulliam8212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bigger plot twist. Gilson B. Pontes IS Tommy Wiseau. He is just using a different name

    • @PugcolaLLC
      @PugcolaLLC 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Oh no.

  • @bluiiCH
    @bluiiCH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Everyone: its a new year and you know what that means!
    Caddi's neighbors: The guy next door goes insane again

  • @Bumbleorc
    @Bumbleorc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    “Okay very well done, are you gonna make a video now?” Caddy: “No” voice: “oh bloody hell

    • @Optimus97
      @Optimus97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      More like "nuhn" XD

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Optimus97 Hearing an American say the words "oh bloody hell" is really funny to me

  • @noahwood2620
    @noahwood2620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    16:33 YES! BRIAN'S IN THIS GAME! FFFFFFFFFF- TEXT TO SPEECH BRIAN! I LOVED HIS VOICE ACTING IN SONIC ADVENTURE 2

  • @joshshrum2764
    @joshshrum2764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Caddi’s eyes turned hyper realistic and he bled at me.

  • @andrewhaase1826
    @andrewhaase1826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I felt like I was gonna die of asphyxiation laughing at the phrase "Freerange Guacamole."

  • @peterthefish97
    @peterthefish97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    This really introduced 2020 perfectly in retrospect

  • @OtisLePoOtis
    @OtisLePoOtis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    At 0:29 it sounds like he is saying ”BAJS”, the Swedish Word for poop

  • @rabbit_rumblepak
    @rabbit_rumblepak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    25:24 "You can't escape me! I'll chase you to ends of the earth" - Peter Parker from Spiderman The Animated Series and it's black suit saga finale

  • @dragonspear570
    @dragonspear570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    That’s two consecutive year opening episodes where Caddy is castrated by Sony, the suffering this poor man goes through to give us great videos.

  • @hachnslay
    @hachnslay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Jim Stephanie Sterling's (upcoming?) war against Gilson B Pointless lead me here. Was not disappointed.

    • @wrigglenight93
      @wrigglenight93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Anything to stay relevant I suppose

    • @oni0017
      @oni0017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      When I saw Gilson B pretentious I was like "oh we're in for a treat."

    • @Saxdude26
      @Saxdude26 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There's something wild that two of the cameo voices in SoulStorm have covered Gilson B. Pontes trilogy during their careers. XD

  • @patrickthehenchman2679
    @patrickthehenchman2679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    19:26 Behold, Cat-dicarus about to do the Wario Laughing Meme

  • @plan8067
    @plan8067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    8:36 I can actually explain that. There's two possibilities
    1. The language wasn't set to English it was set to "Default" and the "English" text is all lowercase
    2. The language was set to English but clicking it again on English caused it all to refresh and the text replacement script set everything to lowercase

    • @elgeeie
      @elgeeie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmfao

    • @brettf3252
      @brettf3252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When the object is defined it has a default caption. When changing languages it pulls the mapping from a cross reference list. They are technically sourced different. However, terrible QA.

  • @xenobestx8423
    @xenobestx8423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    3:33 UH OHHHHHHHHHH, DID SOMEONE SAY “KNACK”?

  • @Watz_Gaming
    @Watz_Gaming ปีที่แล้ว +14

    In my opinion, this video was the start of Prime Caddy

    • @jacksykes4680
      @jacksykes4680 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The caddy reboot

    • @Watz_Gaming
      @Watz_Gaming 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jacksykes4680 Precisely

  • @BlightVonDrake
    @BlightVonDrake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I love that PBG was just... There XD No reason, just PBG.
    25:24 *_"I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EEEEEEEEARTH!!!!!!"_*

  • @largeslappy
    @largeslappy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    *BIIIIIIINSSS!*
    "...I'm sorry, what was that?"
    *bins.*

  • @themerchantof1175
    @themerchantof1175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    27:27 “I don’t think you’re ready for this one” oh caddy, what could be worse than life of black Ti- 27:28....I hurt myself today...

    • @mysticmind4563
      @mysticmind4563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Man, Baldi's basic math was more appealing to look at. And that game was INTENTIONALLY outdated in graphics.

    • @NeoShadowWolf
      @NeoShadowWolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "...To see if I still feel..."

  • @AutisticHighHeeler
    @AutisticHighHeeler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    And now Gilson Bollock Pontes is flagging people criticising his shit games.

  • @WH250398
    @WH250398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    He actually went outside with that outfit

    • @codybibby2430
      @codybibby2430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Outfit its caddy's default skin his beanie and black shirt is his unlockable you find in a bin

    • @DerVasto
      @DerVasto 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@codybibby2430 Lol @ default skin.
      God doesn't have enough in-game cash to get the Mecha Caddy skin.

  • @KitsuneYojimbo
    @KitsuneYojimbo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I gotta be honest... With the cassette feature with the tapes playing all at once, you could argue that Flowers Are Dead is more of a schizophrenia simulator.

  • @jasondavis2804
    @jasondavis2804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    22:30 *"Trophy earned: 10 million fireflies"*
    Nice

  • @Dangansona
    @Dangansona 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Fun fact! If you know the TH-camr LGR, his cat is actually one of the cats portrayed in Catlateral Damage!

  • @egregiousarts6088
    @egregiousarts6088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "10 million fireflies" trophy in "flowers are dead"? They have an "Owl City" reference in that shit game?

    • @nihilegojelly7747
      @nihilegojelly7747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This is something Thanos doesn’t appreciate

    • @rpghorrorfan879
      @rpghorrorfan879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      you won’t believe your eyes 👀

    • @dorianeu
      @dorianeu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'd like to make myself believe

  • @blackcat738
    @blackcat738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    0:38.
    Caddies' neighbors: honey. Jims back at it again.

  • @MrMegaManFan
    @MrMegaManFan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "Lowest quality lowest effort games." Phoenix Games on line one.

  • @vixxcelacea2778
    @vixxcelacea2778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    19:26 I enjoy and commend that as a 2 second gag, you went much more professional and interesting with your cat makeup than the trailer bothered to do.

  • @patricksmith6680
    @patricksmith6680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    9:12 I'm still surprised that Caddy, of all people, somehow made that scene less cringey.