TESTING VIRAL MAKEUP PRODUCTS.. WTF!?

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  • @gabrielenoble1081
    @gabrielenoble1081 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2713

    omfg xD xD xD 18:57 I'm dying x'D

    • @jannadee77
      @jannadee77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Gabriele Noble LOLOLOL MY FAVE PART.

    • @courtneystrong60
      @courtneystrong60 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Gabriele Noble I was SOO excited for it to work and now I’m actually crying 🤣🤣

    • @dakoto7010
      @dakoto7010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The best part LOL

    • @plainbettyjane
      @plainbettyjane 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Gabriele Noble I fucking lost it 🤣

    • @johnrapp87
      @johnrapp87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I just died...🤪😂😂🤣

  • @thepinkestpanther7051
    @thepinkestpanther7051 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2962

    i'm gonna use "warm hint" instead of "hot tip" for the rest of my life now

    • @sherikrupp
      @sherikrupp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      The Pinkest Panther ohhhh my god didn't even dawn on me that that's what they meant 😂

    • @francescapassarelli9608
      @francescapassarelli9608 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I am dying.... “warm hint” you’re hilarious

    • @madeleineroux1278
      @madeleineroux1278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      tired: hot tip
      wired: warm hint

    • @martinezlucia101
      @martinezlucia101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      How did you figure that out. Yeah google translate failed that company

    • @wendyev310
      @wendyev310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      11:40

  • @AlissaAshley
    @AlissaAshley 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1523

    yo that brow pen company is ass man lol. I ordered around the same time and it took like 3 months to arrive and all of the pens were dried out 😂😂😂😂

    • @AlissaAshley
      @AlissaAshley 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Actually I ordered in April so it was 4 months 😂

    • @JungleNaps
      @JungleNaps 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      omg 😂that's the worst!

    • @leann4265
      @leann4265 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      WHY do you not have a blue check!? Just noticed this.

    • @mangachanfan1556
      @mangachanfan1556 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hi Alissa!!! I love your nude rose lip gloss! It is so beautiful!!! Love you girl!!

    • @saraz9838
      @saraz9838 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Why aren't you verified Alissa o:

  • @alexandrarey9107
    @alexandrarey9107 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2111

    The directions remind me of Kevin from the Office, “Me think, why waste time say lot word, when few word do trick." 😂

    • @RawBeautyKristi
      @RawBeautyKristi  6 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Rose Reyes OMG BAHAHHRKKWJSJD LMFAOOOOOO

    • @vickytime3855
      @vickytime3855 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rose Reyes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Eillagarza
      @Eillagarza 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @kimandres1319
      @kimandres1319 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rose Reyes 😂😂😂😂 the accuracy

    • @NoPancakeMix28
      @NoPancakeMix28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bahahahaha! 😂 I love this comment. I ♥️ the office and I’m also low key stoked that we have the same last name.

  • @kimberlytorres7502
    @kimberlytorres7502 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1317

    "It looks natural because it's doing nothing " 😂😂😂😂

    • @shrooq3226
      @shrooq3226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kimberly Torres 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cmorangarcia
      @cmorangarcia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kimberly Torres 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jen-a-purr
      @jen-a-purr ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂She’s hilariously honest and I shrive to be like that

  • @stevie3530
    @stevie3530 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1071

    The brow product is pistachio not chestnut 😂🙈

    • @brittneygamez8075
      @brittneygamez8075 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Stephanie Bowers I’m thinking they were making a product for the grinch

    • @fireatwill00
      @fireatwill00 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hahahaha dead. 😂

    • @catfeatherss
      @catfeatherss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      First comment to make me literally lol in ages. I am putting your trophy in the mail. 🏆

    • @thefriqueisin
      @thefriqueisin 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😄😄

    • @lobo3928
      @lobo3928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Looks more like those nasty green colored preserved cherries they use in fruit cake lol

  • @freyalivkurschner320
    @freyalivkurschner320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    I mean. English is not my mothertongue. But when she read the instructions I wondered, if my abilty to understand english just...disapeared or if Kristi had a stroke.

    • @stormieivey5363
      @stormieivey5363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I speak English only. And I was wondering if I was hearing it right. Lmao

  • @kimmyb7418
    @kimmyb7418 6 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Pleaseeeee do a part two of this with different products. This was THEEE best way to start my day. Your humor gives me Lifeeee

    • @lbo6050
      @lbo6050 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kimmy B yeasssssssss

  • @majafaganel9732
    @majafaganel9732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +714

    When brown pigments oxidize they turn green. I've noticed this with my markers and that pen was exactly like a dried out oxidized brown marker 😂
    The product is probably hella old sorry

    • @missbeaussie
      @missbeaussie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Expired during shipping

    • @melissadropdead4619
      @melissadropdead4619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Well she did have to wait 3 months to receive! 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

    • @hannahlanai
      @hannahlanai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Exactly what I was thinking when she first started. Like "GIRL don't put that on your face!"

    • @CatBrash
      @CatBrash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      it did take a long ass time to get to her so she's aged

  • @somegirljesskent
    @somegirljesskent 6 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    I wonder if you like just let the eyebrow pen totally dry out and just use it as a “brush”?? Like dip it in a brow product, or coat it with a liquid brow pen that is actually your colour? I dunno though 😬

    • @katworkman6453
      @katworkman6453 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      such a good idea!

    • @vickyhannington4389
      @vickyhannington4389 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      somegirljess was thinking the exact same thing, use it as a tool with another product

    • @hilaryzarycki2965
      @hilaryzarycki2965 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brills

    • @stephy21685
      @stephy21685 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s what I was thinking too.

    • @emilybennett9322
      @emilybennett9322 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I like this idea!!! Girl you're so smart that it makes me feel stupid for not thinking of it lol

  • @thisissamantha7484
    @thisissamantha7484 6 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    This is literally my favorite “testing Instagram products” I’ve ever watched. I laughed the WHOLE time. Never change ❤️

  • @patriciawoosley3591
    @patriciawoosley3591 6 ปีที่แล้ว +785

    Would you please start a series where you just read from packaging.
    You had me rolling with laughter.

    • @JassyPooh01
      @JassyPooh01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same 😂

    • @ThatSaltyBish
      @ThatSaltyBish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Patricia Woosley omg this! So hilarious! Shit is so me! 😂 she def needs to do more like these!

    • @romantic_hippie
      @romantic_hippie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It doesnt sound like native english lol

    • @amethystdawn9476
      @amethystdawn9476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lyzzie K. Can’t recall the last time I ordered anything that came with instructions written by a native English speaker.😂

    • @orchid_vega
      @orchid_vega 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omgosh I second this.. pleeease!!!

  • @dharmakarmapyro9820
    @dharmakarmapyro9820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    I've been struggling so much with my mental health recently, I can't remember the last time I actually laughed at something & you made me smile and laugh today.
    Thank you so much, you don't even know how much you helped me today.

    • @hannahlanai
      @hannahlanai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I hope you're feeling better

    • @dharmakarmapyro9820
      @dharmakarmapyro9820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hannahlanai thank you friend

    • @mannss42884
      @mannss42884 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same!!!

    • @tmac5340
      @tmac5340 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How are you? Hope your doing Well
      😘

    • @samwolf2309
      @samwolf2309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hope you've laughed a lot more since this post.

  • @ralexandra1058
    @ralexandra1058 5 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    I laughed so hard when the eyeliner strip peeled up and didn’t leave anything behind...

    • @isabelbotelho8525
      @isabelbotelho8525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And the befuddled look of Kristy...

    • @ositoosito4566
      @ositoosito4566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m buried lmao 💀 ⚰️

    • @fawngi6933
      @fawngi6933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      literally rocked my shit, I'm in tears

  • @chlswilliscroft
    @chlswilliscroft 5 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    you're actually hilarious. I've been ignoring your videos, either when they pop up or not looking them up every time I hear your name mentioned, because I assumed you'd be just another beau-tuber...But after getting several recommendations pop up the past few weeks, I saw this video tonight and thought I'd watch it. Soooo glad I did bc i loooove you're humor and personality! wish I didn't ignore you for so long bc now I'm hooked

    • @alauram.6416
      @alauram.6416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same here! Glad I finally clicked a video of herz

    • @JustLetMeFly94
      @JustLetMeFly94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @EllisPadilla
      @EllisPadilla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same here. My husband asked me who was tickling me..

    • @sofa.4942
      @sofa.4942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      She's actually naturally funny.. Not trying too hard like other youtubers.

    • @adrianhoyal5319
      @adrianhoyal5319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same. Love her now. 😍

  • @Peeweesbowtie
    @Peeweesbowtie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1098

    I came for Jaclyn slander, I stayed for comedic relief. New subscriber!

  • @Sin9ing4l0v3
    @Sin9ing4l0v3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    When she pulled the strip liner off her lid I was in tears. Full belly laughing 😂

    • @zakirahzulkaffeli7657
      @zakirahzulkaffeli7657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jordan S same 😂

    • @vampira89
      @vampira89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jordan S Hahaha same!

    • @amandaevans2194
      @amandaevans2194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Seriously i died! This is just too damn funny

    • @ayoutubegirl5933
      @ayoutubegirl5933 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣 me too! And I'm at work! Luckily, theres no customers

  • @beinagrind
    @beinagrind 6 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    I bought an eyebrow pen like that, except mine was the cheap Chinese version. Same wonderful green tint. So mossy and nice.

    • @jw4673
      @jw4673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      She also got the cheap chinese one. Focallure is an Aliexpress brand.

    • @thefriqueisin
      @thefriqueisin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Happy St Patrick's day???lol

    • @mentaalivanukas1262
      @mentaalivanukas1262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i got a the maybelline one and it does the same too

    • @ollie1697
      @ollie1697 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      jussi nussi 69 I had that issue originally too but I found the trick to be applying it on completely clean and dry skin (no makeup remover residue especially)!!!

    • @valeriebays8364
      @valeriebays8364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A wonderful cool evergreen color. Like in a forest.

  • @jenniferboyd9060
    @jenniferboyd9060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    I am literally crying from laughing so damn hard, this is the funniest video ever and your commentary is perfection LMFAO

    • @pamelam7026
      @pamelam7026 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      My eyeliner washed off from laughing.

  • @koobone
    @koobone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    i felt like i was having a stroke while you were reading the instructions for the cut crease stamp lmao

    • @mayumigarcia9445
      @mayumigarcia9445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i’m crying 😂😂😂💀

    • @pinkTonya24
      @pinkTonya24 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I laughed so hard at those directions

  • @emz33
    @emz33 5 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    “I found an eyebrow pen” “now I browsed on the page” my inner dad: 😏😏😂😂😂 eyebrowsed you say?

    • @allergictoalliteration6033
      @allergictoalliteration6033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      ...are you Kristi's real dad?

    • @Brinjauu
      @Brinjauu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this was hilarious! im cryin for laughter! thank you!

  • @cheyennelawrence2942
    @cheyennelawrence2942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    You could dip the tip of that brow thing into whatever you want tho now that it's dried out 👀👀

    • @ravendarkie
      @ravendarkie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Exactly what I was thinking, because the brush itself was pretty good

    • @amormio4293
      @amormio4293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      #lifehack

    • @bari2883
      @bari2883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dip it into what tho? Mine dried on the 1st brow too.

    • @chchchcherrybomb37
      @chchchcherrybomb37 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ba Ri any brow gel?

    • @bari2883
      @bari2883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@chchchcherrybomb37 thanx I have had it sitting there for mths as it dried out the 1st use glad I kept it now.

  • @mollyheilman6820
    @mollyheilman6820 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    For the longest time I’ve thought your Dior Air Flash first impression video was the funniest video of yours ever.. like I’ve watched it over and over just for a laugh. But this one may have taken the cake!! Thank you for this freaking hilarious video! And your hair looks so cute too!

    • @laurenvcouto
      @laurenvcouto 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Molly Heilman have you seen the guy fieri one? lol i always watch it just to cry laughing

    • @jguiggey
      @jguiggey 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh my god. That video gives me so much life.

    • @perfectlyimperfect2368
      @perfectlyimperfect2368 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh my gosh I rewatch the air flash video too! It never fails to make me laugh my ass off! Lmao 😂

    • @MellieDarcy
      @MellieDarcy 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have you seen the one where she followed a Jaclyn Hill tutorial? That’s my go-to video for when I need a laugh 😂😂😂

    • @ohjalapeno
      @ohjalapeno 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Molly Heilman you should watch her story time video about crapping up a tree. I died!

  • @andrea1Dlove
    @andrea1Dlove 6 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    I'm dead at the fact that an ad for the eyebrow pen played right after u finished saying how shitty of a product it is. TH-cam ad placement has never been this good to me.

  • @marilynncast4581
    @marilynncast4581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    I’m legit so stoned that I’m crying laughing this woman is an icon legend diva

  • @mustl0veshoes
    @mustl0veshoes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    That eyebrow looked like Mia Thermopolis before the makeover LMAO

    • @Robynsonfire
      @Robynsonfire 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YAS. But green lol

  • @carahamelie
    @carahamelie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I tried those winged eyeliner tape stamp/stencil things in a video too... HORRIBLE. lol, But that cut crease thing.....I honestly want to try that.

  • @liaguzman2674
    @liaguzman2674 6 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    WHAT IF you let the pen dry completely over night and then dip it in your fav brow pomade and use it on ur brows. Cuz the color is poop but the fluffyness of your brows looks insanely good!

    • @Arldavis
      @Arldavis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lia Guzman that's exactly what I said to myself!

    • @Karlkeyz26
      @Karlkeyz26 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omg I love this idea 😍😍😍

    • @CatherineSaoud
      @CatherineSaoud 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lia Guzman you’re a genius

    • @vivianmartinez4145
      @vivianmartinez4145 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good idea. Thanks I have one of those pins got it a while back.

    • @bobbiechoffman
      @bobbiechoffman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m fashionably late to the comment party but that’s an amazing idea for the iconic brow cushion that came in the March boxycharm. I think with dipbrow it’d be too clumpy but the liquid cushion thing would work so well

  • @sgreene2058
    @sgreene2058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    After watching 2 of Kristi's videos from 3 years ago, I now need to watch every video she's done. This woman is hilarious and makes TH-cam a blast.

  • @emobobbers
    @emobobbers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Krispy, this video is pure gold.

    • @mlee1285
      @mlee1285 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Emily Burns 🤣🤣

  • @angelagayheart1777
    @angelagayheart1777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    You had me laughing out loud at some of the stuff you say!!
    "....I have questions" 😂😂😂

  • @purplecat1713
    @purplecat1713 6 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    “I didn’t know seal could be used repeatedly two times until fit! F*ck, thank you so much!” No thank YOU! I just laughed until I cried. Who could understand those instructions?? 😂😂🤣

    • @ThatSaltyBish
      @ThatSaltyBish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Purple Cat no shit i am in fucking tears rn over this video!

    • @lydalee7255
      @lydalee7255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @amberlozano9061
      @amberlozano9061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Purple Cat 😂😂😂 I was going to write this but I couldn’t remember that nonsensical sentence! 😂

    • @heatherhent4445
      @heatherhent4445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too.

    • @purplecat1713
      @purplecat1713 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ladies!!! I don’t know why I didn’t get this notification but I’m so glad I came back to this vid!! I’m so sorry about that but I’m glad it gave you a laugh too!! Such shitty instructions. 😂🤣

  • @AmiMelaine
    @AmiMelaine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I know this is a year old, but Kristi. Kristi. Kristi. I haven’t laughed like this in a whiiiiile. Thank you for being you. 🖤

  • @AmandaRam
    @AmandaRam 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    WARM HINT. I'm literally gonna pee my pants. The instructions..I seriously can't!!! I'm dying.
    Kristi..you are everything and I hate that it took me so long to discover you.

  • @ashleypaonessa3697
    @ashleypaonessa3697 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Omg my mom had to tell me 3 times to be quiet because it’s 10pm and I’m laughing hysterically!!! I just completely love your personality and expressions and sense of humour! Don’t ever change you are amazing! ❤️❤️

  • @sarahbragg2322
    @sarahbragg2322 6 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    “All other youtubers- just quit” LMAO!!! 😂😂😂I love your humor and approach.

  • @alexisreynozo9850
    @alexisreynozo9850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Kristi I just wanted to tell you when I first watched this I was pregnant and when you pulled off the liner I almost laughed myself into labor 😂 now you know, youre welcome 🤷😂

    • @hdubby4533
      @hdubby4533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      My sister in law literally laughed herself into labor with my oldest niece😂 She thought she had peed herself from laughing so hard at her husband's friend,but it turned out her water had broken😬😂😂

    • @s0lastsummer7
      @s0lastsummer7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hdubby4533 oh my God that's amazing 😂 liiiike, I'm not even pregnant and this almost made me laugh myself into labor... 🤔😛

  • @lin-z7706
    @lin-z7706 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    You should try applying a brow gel or pomade with the dry brow pen...

    • @chowfam1
      @chowfam1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes! I hope she didn't throw it away...

    • @monokaiser9088
      @monokaiser9088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thats a great idea..

    • @alissam4296
      @alissam4296 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ooh you little genius. I’m going to try that lol I love the shape of the pen but mine is dry and was once green also.

    • @kaylahface
      @kaylahface 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YES that's exactly what I do with mine, I was so impressed with the microblade effect but the one I bought dried out really fast. So now i use it as if it were an eyebrow brush. It's the best brow product I ever had, and I've been drawing my brows on for 12 years!

    • @suzannemarroncelli8357
      @suzannemarroncelli8357 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh dude, I kept my dried out one (from Maybelline but just as shit) and I never thought of that. Gonna try it, thanks!

  • @kasarak91
    @kasarak91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Omg I just snorted mountain dew out my nose while you read those instruction. "You're not my real dad." Omg I love you kristi!

    • @shaileechristensen8543
      @shaileechristensen8543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was my favorite part! I lost it, too!😂

    • @whititah
      @whititah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      kasarasak k she needs merch that says that !

  • @mangachanfan1556
    @mangachanfan1556 6 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    WARNING!!! This video will cause loud bursts of laughter and possible pissing of the pants!!
    Kristi!! You reading those instructions cracked me all the way up, and I'm at work! Tryin to fake it off by holding a phone receiver to my ear... I ain't on the phone LMAO!! LOVE YOU!!!!

    • @keepcalmsaltandburn
      @keepcalmsaltandburn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      girl, same. I had to leave the bedroom because I was laughing so hard I was jiggling the bed and afraid I was going to wake my husband up. 😂

  • @Rosie-o3l3v
    @Rosie-o3l3v 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    When she says “I’m gonna full for eyeshadow seal real quick” I literally lost all control n burst out laughing! Spitting my dinner out as I did! 😂😂

    • @shrooq3226
      @shrooq3226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rosie Darbyshire 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Rosie-o3l3v
      @Rosie-o3l3v 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shrooq she’s bloody hilarious isn’t she? 😂

    • @shrooq3226
      @shrooq3226 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rosie Darbyshire yes 😭😭😂😂😂😂

    • @mod8179
      @mod8179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg yes.

  • @avalonjameson
    @avalonjameson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    I did not know the pure comedic joy I was going to be privy to, clicking on this video. Why do you no glittering eyeshadow to seal? #rawbeautykrispy #greenbrowsdontcare

    • @boogiebear3095
      @boogiebear3095 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lonni Ivey 😂

    • @avalonjameson
      @avalonjameson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Big ups to Kristi. She is beautifully hilarious without even knowing how funny she is. I covered my face laughing at her amazing wit. She is an angel.

  • @amphetameanqueen
    @amphetameanqueen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +771

    I love it when Asian companies use Google translate to print their instructions. Sense no make, they almost sound like Yoda!

    • @CharlieRose602
      @CharlieRose602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @valeriebays8364
      @valeriebays8364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Instructions they are!

    • @kahinagrant187
      @kahinagrant187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Exactly what we sound like when we use google translate as well lmao

    • @dante6908
      @dante6908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't say Asian not all so dumb like that.

  • @kourtney2030
    @kourtney2030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    When you peeled the tape to reveal your winged liner, and there was nothing there.... I laughed so hard. I think that's the hardest I've laughed all week.😂😂😂

  • @Realestatepenny
    @Realestatepenny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    bruh I literally just DIED laughing when she pulled the cut crease thing off her eye

  • @flotussin
    @flotussin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    please make more of these omg your humor with the combo of these products is the best thing I’ve ever seen

  • @alaide928
    @alaide928 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    A concept: reading “foreign” product labels in ASMR . I’m here for it💁🏻‍♀️

  • @GirlAndStarlighters
    @GirlAndStarlighters 6 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Oh my god that green chestnut color is so bad it gave me my period

  • @missy912
    @missy912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I cried so hard I lost my breath and my son was worried about me. So funny, better then a comedy movie. The best funny makeup fail video OF ALL TIME!!! Love her so much

  • @HeatherH80207
    @HeatherH80207 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Girl, you nearly had me choking on my popcorn. Your sarcasm is flawless and I LOVE!

  • @jessicablackburn6692
    @jessicablackburn6692 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    the moment you removed the cut crease stamp i laughed so hard i almost peed

    • @crazycanuckmick
      @crazycanuckmick 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jessica Blackburn .... omg, me tooooo!!!! Lmao!!

  • @quadbox
    @quadbox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    I think if you had have soaked your hair in a bucket of chlorinated water to turn your hair green, it would have really pulled the look forever.

    • @kaleighcleveland7897
      @kaleighcleveland7897 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      quadbox HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS COMMENT IS EVERYTHING

    • @daybyday0731
      @daybyday0731 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @milkythai
      @milkythai 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      446​35

  • @leighannam8542
    @leighannam8542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    They weren’t kidding when they said “eyebrow person”
    you literally only get enough product for one pukey green brow.

  • @LABeautyReview
    @LABeautyReview 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "It looks more natural because it's actually doing nothing..." laughed out loud so hard at that!!!

  • @dannydeane4667
    @dannydeane4667 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    When she lifted the strip for the eyeliner I DIEDDDD😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @broookeeesterlynesss5715
    @broookeeesterlynesss5715 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I have the Maybelline version of the eyebrow pen and I love it. I also love your videos! You are awesome!

    • @Cnicolex
      @Cnicolex 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brooke Haas I couldn’t get it to work for me :( I bought three of them and within 5 mins the tip wouldn’t disperse anymore pigment.

    • @broookeeesterlynesss5715
      @broookeeesterlynesss5715 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chelsea Sturn I only use it for the very front of my brows the hairs are very sparse and I haven't really mastered my brows yet so it just gives me a little pigment in the front to connect the two whopping hairs to the rest of my brows.

    • @myrnamandolini1337
      @myrnamandolini1337 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I got the Maybelline version too and it DID NOT work for me. It dried out and the "forks" bent all over the place. I was disappointed.

    • @mellyray3017
      @mellyray3017 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chelsea Sturn mine too! Straight trash!

  • @mariagarate
    @mariagarate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    When you pulled off the first eyeliner tape thing and nothing was there.....i was WEAK lol ahhahahaha

  • @angeliquekl8686
    @angeliquekl8686 6 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    "On DH gate it's 2.70, on aliExpress it's 80$....so.... that's a bit of a price jump" omfgggg! ROTFL! DEAD! why don't I know you??? I must've just came out from under my rock! Instant fan!!

  • @sbh6091
    @sbh6091 6 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    Hot tip who? All i know is W A R M H I N T

  • @nikkihill8452
    @nikkihill8452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "Etude house tint my brow 4 tip" is the product being ripped off here. Its like $4 and an excellent product, really the only brow product i use.

  • @catgotchapoutine8860
    @catgotchapoutine8860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    19:35 "So, I'm gonna do this fast as shit. If I were doing this; like I was speeding, I was rushing, I need to get the hell out the door, I need a winged liner for work.. ooohhww nooo" 🤣🤣

  • @Superfreaky1RU
    @Superfreaky1RU 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Omfg!! Please test ALL the viral products you can possibly find. This was THE BEST VIDEO EVER!! I laughed so hard I got a cramp in my side! Repeatedly 2 times even!! You have to make this a regular series! Even though I'm not your real dad, I love you so much!

  • @oliviab650
    @oliviab650 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Lmao the directions. All of those private label Chinese products have the craziest funniest nonsense directions on the back

  • @Crystalshaze
    @Crystalshaze 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This video 😂😂 Kristi! I have to tell you, my 11 yr old son was watching your video with me ( waiting to watch a movie when I’m done) and he laughed so hard! He thought you were so funny. Your personality is A+. You got my son to sit and not complain through a beauty video, never been done before. You’re hilarious. Thank you. ❤️

  • @123greenmars
    @123greenmars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "Warm Hint" I AM DEAD LMAO! Dear direction writer, i think you mean hot tip lol

  • @heidishoshana
    @heidishoshana 6 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    “Warm hint” I’ve just realized is a bad translation of “hot tip” and I am DYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYING

    • @allysoncerutti5424
      @allysoncerutti5424 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm CRYING

    • @hilaryzarycki2965
      @hilaryzarycki2965 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Heidi Shoshana there’s such thing as a “warm tint.” I THINK that’s what the manufacturer was trying to say but everything is obvs lost in translation 🤭

  • @adrinaranjo1451
    @adrinaranjo1451 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Omg when you said, "not only do I look like I'm incredible at doing eyebrows" I thought you were gonna say "but I also look like the incredible hulk" because of the green eyebrows and eyeshadow! lmao

    • @BlueJean1138
      @BlueJean1138 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought the same think lol

  • @crypt0w1tch
    @crypt0w1tch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I have never laughed so openly and heartily during a makeup video. Thank you! 💕

  • @zarah_jane
    @zarah_jane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I love how u disparage products but do ur best to give em a go...
    What company decided Lazy Eye was a good product name?

  • @ashleyv4072
    @ashleyv4072 6 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    “It looks more natural because it’s actually doing nothing.” Hahaha 😂

    • @espear2249
      @espear2249 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ashley Vaught the NYx one sucks!!!

  • @JessGarcia31
    @JessGarcia31 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Maybelline has a similar brow pen. Would love to see you test that one out.

    • @ninirific7
      @ninirific7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jessica Garcia I was about to say this as well!

  • @brittanyk3923
    @brittanyk3923 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    As soon as you did the eyebrow swatch on your hand my brain said “baby shit.”
    What a beautiful baby-shit colored eyebrow you have.

  • @alejm1179
    @alejm1179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    your sarcasm is great lol & i can't stop laughing at your reaction when the liner didnt work the first time hahaha i was expecting something to show but it was literally nothing smh 😂😂😂

  • @tiffanygonzalez8320
    @tiffanygonzalez8320 6 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    I think the color was supposed to read “Grinch’s nuts”

    • @misssmisssymaria
      @misssmisssymaria 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tiffany Gonzalez I laughed harder than I should’ve lol 😂

    • @alyTay90
      @alyTay90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Words cannot described how hard I laughed at this

    • @YasmeenQ
      @YasmeenQ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best comment here🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Gabrielapadilla33
    @Gabrielapadilla33 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Hands down this is my favorite video of yours . You literally made me lol . Imma save this for whenever I need a pick-me-up 😂

    • @JustYaeWendt
      @JustYaeWendt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gabyoncé P agreed.

    • @kristentrep5038
      @kristentrep5038 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im watching it right now (again) for a good ass chuckle! Im forever grateful for Kristi and her fabulous sense of humor!

  • @ItsLoriK
    @ItsLoriK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I'm loving the quiet Peanuts like piano music playing in the background. Oh lawd, you added the Benny Hill theme song, too!

  • @emmalouise7729
    @emmalouise7729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Literally none of these would work on hooded eyes

    • @40loopylou1
      @40loopylou1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I kind of think you might have missed the joy of this video 😂

    • @katiehenry7
      @katiehenry7 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@40loopylou1 it was hysterical! Lol 🤣

  • @holeyjay
    @holeyjay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    When she tickle licked the cut crease tool... I almost peed.

    • @dreaxwinchester
      @dreaxwinchester 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Haley Hagen same! I’ve also never heard the phrase “tickle licked” but It’s the best thing I’ve ever heard 😂

    • @alissam4296
      @alissam4296 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same haha I love her so much

    • @reddawn2031
      @reddawn2031 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too!

    • @nollypolly1869
      @nollypolly1869 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I howled! My daughter does this all the time! 😂😂

    • @whititah
      @whititah 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haley Hagen lmao 🤣 tickle licked! 👅

  • @stephanierobinson9207
    @stephanierobinson9207 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Heyyyyyyy, I just wanted to share. I got hired by Macy’s to be a beauty advisor for Estée Lauder! I have little to no retail experience and no experience in the beauty industry. I honestly have you to thank for teaching me so much, and for how many times you have inspired me! You have definitely helped fuel my passion for everything makeup! I couldn’t be more excited!!! Love you girl!

  • @brittanysilveira5625
    @brittanysilveira5625 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I’m LOVING your hairstyle!!!!!

    • @afehrtry3070
      @afehrtry3070 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brittany Silveira it looks so good curly! Would love to know what she did to style it that way.

  • @melaniekay6745
    @melaniekay6745 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You can get that same type of brown pen with either Maybelline (roughly $7), or Essence for around $5. Both work waaaayyyy better than that pen, and have a more natural pigment to them.

  • @glossandtalk
    @glossandtalk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    So I need to know, did you follow the directions for the normal eyebrows person or sparse eyebrows person. Because your eyebrows are so on point in this video. Like I can’t even

    • @RawBeautyKristi
      @RawBeautyKristi  6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      glossandtalk lmfaooooo I did the normal eyebrows person. 😂😂😂

  • @leebees
    @leebees 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “You are not my real dad”, holy shit this is why I love you!

  • @Notitanymore
    @Notitanymore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Omg I have not laughed so hard on the eyeliner especially when u first pulled the strip with such confidence that it was going to work omg cant breatg

  • @e.t.3074
    @e.t.3074 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Binge watching your old videos because you're HILARIOUS!!

  • @ItsGlamTime
    @ItsGlamTime 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I'm laughing so hard at the eyeshadow cut crease device description. This video is hysterical and made my week. You're the best!

  • @KristenJT
    @KristenJT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Lmao at the directions...and the shrek brows...and, well, just holy shit. You’re the best ❤️❤️

  • @samanthahively5631
    @samanthahively5631 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I full belly laughed through this video. Fuck I love Kristi

  • @savingcole
    @savingcole 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "You're not my real dad." 😂

  • @Hannah-oj4yg
    @Hannah-oj4yg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    "You are not my real dad" I'll pepper that into my dialogue starting now

    • @Sarahdesilets
      @Sarahdesilets 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its been in mine since I started watching her and everyone looks at me like I'm crazy...I love it

    • @lbo6050
      @lbo6050 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fucking same!

    • @desireevictoria514
      @desireevictoria514 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Noodle head looking mother fer

  • @moxiemae1236
    @moxiemae1236 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    I feel so bad for the translators that wrote the packaging on these products!

    • @tala1717-w7i
      @tala1717-w7i 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      MoxieMae it was probably Google 😂

    • @greenwren5072
      @greenwren5072 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Google Translate has no feelings.

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Totally unrelated, but I love your hair!

  • @allisona.9749
    @allisona.9749 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    There has never been a more perfect music choice in any video, ever.

  • @sineaddolan1413
    @sineaddolan1413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "if you imagine it not being green" I laughed so hard a little pee came out, the best product review I've ever seen😂. Thank you so much 😘

  • @wineberryfarmhorserescue1300
    @wineberryfarmhorserescue1300 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    IM DYING! This is so awesome on so many levels!

  • @StephanieNicoleArtistry
    @StephanieNicoleArtistry 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    “It looks more natural because it’s actually doing nothing.” #Deceased

  • @RachelTerry
    @RachelTerry 6 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    I seriously feel like your speaking another language when reading the instructions and in dying!!! 😂😂😂😂

    • @whitneyhuskins3677
      @whitneyhuskins3677 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rachel Terry omg same. I'm freaking crying

    • @evilmissmunchkin
      @evilmissmunchkin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel like they used google translate from like Swedish or something, those instructions were WILD

  • @tommy5638
    @tommy5638 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think i just binged watched your entire Chanel going back 2 years ago ,I just loved your personality and attitude towards life and attitude in general more that the makeup itself.

  • @TheAmy2389
    @TheAmy2389 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I'm a relatively new subscriber & I just want to say thank you for being you! We had a scary day at the hospital with our 9 month old son (everything is fine, thankfully!) but watching this video and laughing was exactly what I needed! 💚

    • @anayscalderon8596
      @anayscalderon8596 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amy Dickey 🙏❤️

    • @zacks.4655
      @zacks.4655 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hope you don’t have any more scary days at the hospital and your son gets back to 100%!

  • @babygirl222ful
    @babygirl222ful 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I was cackling this whole video bless u kristi

    • @babygirl222ful
      @babygirl222ful 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @rawbeautykristi SENPAI NOTICED ME I LUV UUU

  • @meg73115
    @meg73115 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    :36 seconds in I’m already dying ... “eye brows on the page 😂😂😂” yes I know you meant I browsed lol but the pun was awesome! Hope you laugh rewatching that