Scariest Game of Hand Simulator EVER

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  • @sanguine5275
    @sanguine5275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3357

    11:54
    “What’s happening behind Mark?”
    PANIC MODE ACTIVATED

    • @dmittleman9757
      @dmittleman9757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      xxBombcreeper ! To be fair, if someone screamed “What’s happening behind you?!”, you’d probably be panicking too.

    • @themaninyourcabinet8438
      @themaninyourcabinet8438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@dmittleman9757 they weren't making fun of him...

    • @vierzehn575
      @vierzehn575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@themaninyourcabinet8438 they didnt say that

    • @altaccount8220
      @altaccount8220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      "Whats happening behind you!?"
      Panik
      _Nothing's behind you_
      kalm
      *NOTHING'S BEHIND YOU*
      PANIK

  • @brendonshort847
    @brendonshort847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2100

    Mark: “Alright match comin at ya”
    Silence as it flies off the table
    Wade screaming
    Mark: “You didn’t catch it”

    • @notactuallyacat.
      @notactuallyacat. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      * Whispers * Imma catch it

    • @RAASHNO
      @RAASHNO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Brendon Short wade: screaming*

    • @wolfdark4128
      @wolfdark4128 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I swear, hundreds of likes and hardly any replys

    • @steffo0302
      @steffo0302 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      KOBE

    • @100GTAGUY
      @100GTAGUY 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I read the match part in the way "how I could just kill a man" is sung

  • @christianaaronnaidoo3157
    @christianaaronnaidoo3157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5195

    It takes a certain level of skill and friendship to take a gamemode that's little just sitting in chairs and turn it into worthwhile and genuinely good memes to watch.

    • @kennedywatkins850
      @kennedywatkins850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      They have have a talent and that talent is being stupidly funny😂💀😂💀

    • @cookiemonster1597
      @cookiemonster1597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      You can tell they have fun and that’s makes their chemistry so good. I bet they are
      like this without recording

    • @isisdarosa9340
      @isisdarosa9340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      MEMES

    • @Sodacup-s
      @Sodacup-s 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      That was content from Distractable before Distractable

    • @smokestack_lightning_999
      @smokestack_lightning_999 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      This is not a meme they are having a debate about having multiple big holidays on the same month

  • @brandoncoleman7649
    @brandoncoleman7649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9572

    I love how they actually managed to get content out of an empty circle of chairs

    • @zom_tyt7382
      @zom_tyt7382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      Lmao ikr.
      It was Cool Wade just Has his Middle Finger in the hole Half the Time.

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +269

      @@zom_tyt7382 my favorite part is how Bob just randomly decided to add in lore

    • @kennedywatkins850
      @kennedywatkins850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Tbh I feel like they are just genuinely talking😂😂😂

    • @shadetreader
      @shadetreader 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They didn’t really, but TH-cam has successfully tricked thousands of people into believing that they did.

    • @jonathansims9342
      @jonathansims9342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@shadetreader whats that supposed to mean

  • @Johnny-ms4ir
    @Johnny-ms4ir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +984

    11:55 love how Mark is actually terrified when he realises something is behind him xD

    • @kexard
      @kexard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Dr. Arrogant the panic in his eyes was so perfect! I had to rewatch that part like five times!

    • @Astarust
      @Astarust 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mark: *Screaming*

    • @quillpentheartist
      @quillpentheartist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol yes 😂🤣

    • @addkim7889
      @addkim7889 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      thank you sir, I thought nobody was going to point out the fact that Mark screamed like a little b*tch not once but twice and in Hand Simulator of all game

    • @lanitherobot8396
      @lanitherobot8396 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You guys are so cruel to mark!🤣

  • @catibun1329
    @catibun1329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4267

    The title wasn’t referring to the second game, Santa anonymous is terrifying

  • @mallowfly7655
    @mallowfly7655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7887

    Bob: “How’s everyone’s mental state?”
    Wade: “Not ... good”
    Mark:” I hate *everything”*

  • @carverisnotpunk5214
    @carverisnotpunk5214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1624

    the boys: *maniacal laughter*
    mark: 👉👈

  • @jacob_m_box3973
    @jacob_m_box3973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +734

    19:08
    Mark: I don't like this baby staring at me
    Demon Baby: *Has a stroke then proceeds to break it's back*
    Mark: Oh shit!

  • @DragunityDemonTDD
    @DragunityDemonTDD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9000

    Hand simulator: welcome to alcoholics anonymous
    Mark, Bob and wade: welcome to Santas anonymous

  • @ItsMeSunnyD
    @ItsMeSunnyD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6604

    I like that one episode where Markiplier and his friends talk about Christmas for a looooonnnngggg time

    • @DarkestDeeds
      @DarkestDeeds 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      Excuse me, it's Hanumas.

    • @VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME
      @VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      @@DarkestDeeds I prefer chrismonica

    • @JimesYT
      @JimesYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@DarkestDeeds Game Grumps

    • @DannyGamerXD48
      @DannyGamerXD48 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      *Hmmmm I wonder what episode that is.*

    • @TheDeath0fDucks
      @TheDeath0fDucks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      m a c a n d c h e e s e

  • @kayleeleary9145
    @kayleeleary9145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5665

    Bob: you see my dress is so long I don't need pants Wade: can you wear leggings with it?
    Bob: it's not that kind of dress
    I love how he understands women's fashion

    • @faithlewis1661
      @faithlewis1661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      That’s what I was thinking lol

    • @Kaitri
      @Kaitri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +360

      Hand sim makes you go so mental, woman fashion starts to make sense

    • @jots52
      @jots52 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      He who understands the fashion of the female shall be forever exiled from the land of the male. - Bible of Shrek, chapter 69, verse 420

    • @zandermercury9308
      @zandermercury9308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      I’m a woman and I don’t understand why all the jeans in the stores around me are skinny/tight and my worst nightmare is buying pants with not only too small for my hands to fit or even anything but also has fake pockets again 😂😂

    • @satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185
      @satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Zander Mercury I think it’s `So YoU LoOk YoUr BeSt 24/7 BECAUSE WHO NEEDS CLOTHES THAT ACTUALLY FEEL COMFORTABLE’
      (Jeez,I’m a male and that still really annoys me for some reason)

  • @MiriRaii
    @MiriRaii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1964

    I love how the first 3rd of the video was all of them bitching about Christmas and each other 😂

    • @carsson5542
      @carsson5542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Raven 39 no first half

    • @DanSher
      @DanSher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's very fun tho!

    • @bookwormgames8053
      @bookwormgames8053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is awkward should I leave

  • @rm_antic
    @rm_antic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2258

    The whole Christmas discussion sounded like a filler bar talk episode of Always Sunny

    • @mapleblues22
      @mapleblues22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      omg yes!

    • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
      @ThatDudeWithBoobs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Wade is Charlie, that's for sure.

    • @kiros6976
      @kiros6976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So true my friend

    • @mr.deathfall1144
      @mr.deathfall1144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ThatDudeWithBoobs YES! And Mark is Dennis and Bob is Frank.(UnIronically my names frank and act like Show Frank sometimes.)

    • @TheRealBeardedFetus
      @TheRealBeardedFetus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bring Jack, I mean Mac into the discussion.

  • @heather8777
    @heather8777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3793

    "Holy shit what's happening behind Mark?"
    Mark: *_*confused screaming*_*

    • @Isaac-vg3ti
      @Isaac-vg3ti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Top 5 Mark moments of 2019; number one, Hand simulator 0:00 to 21:39.

    • @fjustfoxtrot8558
      @fjustfoxtrot8558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What was happening?

    • @wolfinsheepsclothing842
      @wolfinsheepsclothing842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@fjustfoxtrot8558 Some weird looking monster was coming towards him.

    • @angel-zr2pi
      @angel-zr2pi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Heather I love your profile pic

  • @AriiAniaismyname
    @AriiAniaismyname 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    "Clearly you don't worship Satan as well as I do!"
    "You're right, Santa, I sure don't."

  • @Question-Mark0123
    @Question-Mark0123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    11:15 I love the way the thunder made mark’s laugh sound evil.

    • @bunko_fuck4379
      @bunko_fuck4379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Holy shit it does I just noticed that

    • @sunnygae3589
      @sunnygae3589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Damien emerges

  • @idkman1765
    @idkman1765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1444

    5:10
    mark: bob, do you ever want to talk about your feelings?
    bob: no
    wade: i do
    mark: i know wade
    wade: i’m sad
    mark: i know wade

    • @tempeperoni
      @tempeperoni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Best conversation ever

    • @anachristiansen3473
      @anachristiansen3473 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      My friends talking to me

    • @epicman590
      @epicman590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Very nice irrelevant time stamp

    • @paradox6728
      @paradox6728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why the time stamp?

    • @idkman1765
      @idkman1765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Epicman590 wades talking about sad stuff and mark shuts him up

  • @graydrawsonline137
    @graydrawsonline137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2465

    Everyone else: Let’s play Minecraft!
    Mark: *losing his sanity for the sake of winning hand simulator*

    • @morgue1484
      @morgue1484 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      roblox

    • @chistir
      @chistir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@morgue1484 lol

    • @lnv42
      @lnv42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i'm glad mark isn't using other youtuber's ideas and sticking to his own things.

    • @henrytam4932
      @henrytam4932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mark: *plays roblox*

  • @love.wildly.live.fearlessly
    @love.wildly.live.fearlessly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2814

    Mark: “Well, you keep saying you’re sorry but you keep doing it.”
    Literally me talking to my 3 year old 😂

    • @leeannR1
      @leeannR1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      696 likes.

    • @pfftwhatever6245
      @pfftwhatever6245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@leeannR1 nice.

    • @GiraffeFlavored
      @GiraffeFlavored 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Fun fact, because people prefrontal cortex, the part of the brain associated with decision making, doesn't develop until early adulthood, children will seemingly "make decisions" that they physically do not have control over. A child will like knock a glass over or shave the dog or hammer nails into a wall or something that seems to an adult a deliberate and insidious decision, and you'll often have the question of "WHAT ARE YOU DOING" answered with "I don't know" because they don't! Their brains make the decision without their permission! "I don't know" and "I'm sorry" and 100% valid answers because children, especially _an infant,_ *physically do not possess impulse control on a neurological level.* Just let them know that they did something wrong and move on, they understand more than we realize.

    • @VagueNaming
      @VagueNaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@GiraffeFlavored I appreciate this, thanks condoms

    • @plat6822
      @plat6822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@GiraffeFlavored I appreciate this, thanks condoms

  • @josephschultz3301
    @josephschultz3301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3383

    These three have a dynamic that _only_ childhood friends could share, absolutely hilarious and heartwarming at the same time. They're the perfect trio and I look forward to every video featuring all three of them.
    Love you guys

    • @therino9695
      @therino9695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I think they met in college

    • @leoblankenship7119
      @leoblankenship7119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@therino9695 Mark and Wade went to high school together and I think Mark and Bob met in college

    • @dannymorales5549
      @dannymorales5549 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah, but he yelled “Kobe” wich made me sad now

    • @timothytobing7212
      @timothytobing7212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Thought yoi gonna say in the edits "thanks for the like guys" thanks for not ruining this comment

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@timothytobing7212 No worries, I couldn't possibly care any less about how many or how few likes a comment gets. I will, however, edit the double spacing out. Never even noticed that before.

  • @Shy-wg4wm
    @Shy-wg4wm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +835

    Mark: "You're being selfish"
    Wade: "I prefer calling it self-confidence"
    Wade out here exposing everyone today doing things in "self-confidence"

  • @finalflash9501
    @finalflash9501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +776

    Markiplier:"Are you seeing this?"
    Me: "I can't stop seeing this"

  • @navations
    @navations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +923

    That chairs section could literally be a podcast

    • @ghostonthemoon1812
      @ghostonthemoon1812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Now it is!

    • @inabeanaregina
      @inabeanaregina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      ChildishCayde predicted Distractible

    • @hasna2012
      @hasna2012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@inabeanaregina frr this could easily be a distractible episode 🤣🤣

    • @emy747_inc.6
      @emy747_inc.6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Have u ever heard of disctractible yhe podtcast mafeeriwhartiperiliir fbob muaekyer wade mimoom loord 777 pofcast hrsb sbest podtrscast.good watch jt ot fie

    • @bakuralovesme
      @bakuralovesme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      this comment aged well

  • @bincherito
    @bincherito 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1673

    *trying to be scary*
    Wade: You’re so dead ❌
    Mark: You don’t need eyes where we’re going ✅

    • @grack2208
      @grack2208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Cavillator Lupus his face when he said that was priceless😂

    • @NODnuke45
      @NODnuke45 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      All those years of horror gaming experience sure paid off!

    • @rogermcduff710
      @rogermcduff710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@NODnuke45 pLAy

    • @tollliver9343
      @tollliver9343 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think Wade's commentary and laughter led to the horror in it as well

  • @ekkobennet
    @ekkobennet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    Wade: "Well you will if we move Christmas to Bahamas day"
    Mark: "THAT'S NOT A DAY!!!"

    • @lighthacks4184
      @lighthacks4184 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The Roseland he said that as soon as I read this loll

    • @theman6422
      @theman6422 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *struggles to cock crossbow*
      THATS NOT A DAAYAATHDHWYDHDPPWHAGSGSG

    • @RunaFox
      @RunaFox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lighthacks4184 sameXD

    • @lighthacks4184
      @lighthacks4184 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Proto Reacts lol w

  • @Mikhail_V_V
    @Mikhail_V_V 5 ปีที่แล้ว +727

    Wade talking about the “SS” strategy at an “AA” meeting.....
    ....
    *AASS*

    • @aggelossourelis1040
      @aggelossourelis1040 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      What a stupid joke... have my like.

    • @Buphido
      @Buphido 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      DJ Cringe You know, it could be an "AssAss" strategy.

    • @Mikhail_V_V
      @Mikhail_V_V 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Buphido
      😂😂

    • @Villager-js9ti
      @Villager-js9ti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      INTELLIGENCE 100

    • @IcedClass
      @IcedClass 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aggelossourelis1040 read your name

  • @minimalgrammar1276
    @minimalgrammar1276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    "It's the S.S. Way"
    Wade
    Wade no
    *Mark proceeds to make a very interesting hand gesture*

    • @bionicnimrod
      @bionicnimrod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      what does it mean though? it’s a nazi thing like wade said right?

    • @wawawawwawaawwawa4965
      @wawawawwawaawwawa4965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@bionicnimrod yes, a nazi group, they did a load of fucked up shit. think of the atrocities done by the nazis and the SS probably did it.

    • @eggo2179
      @eggo2179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@wawawawwawaawwawa4965 I thought S.S meant steam ship

    • @danielcollins7414
      @danielcollins7414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@eggo2179 In the maritime sense, yes S.S. is short for steam ship or sailing ship. In a war history sense, SS is short for schutzstaffel which is basically a paramilitary for the nazi party. They're famous from being the officer in the field all the way to being the ones who commited war crimes.

    • @friedspider8
      @friedspider8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@bionicnimrod As far as I can remember the Schutzaffel (SS or Black Shirts) were like a vamped up SA (Sturmabteilung or Brown Shirts). The SA were ex soldiers recruited by Hitler to disrupt meetings of opposing parties such as the communists. I also believe the SA tried to assist in the Munich Putsch - which is when Hitler failed to take power in Berlin. The SS were used when Hitler came into power in 1933, they helped reinforce the police state and control any opposition. So they were basically like Hitler's loyal army while he was just beginning to indoctrinate the population (emphasis on the children and the army) with threats and propaganda. Shout out to my History teacher.

  • @davidtorres4625
    @davidtorres4625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +741

    One day there will be a VR version of the game and they will go insane

    • @roathrobin
      @roathrobin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      There's been a VR version for months now...

    • @pandemia8966
      @pandemia8966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@roathrobin one day they will play it and go insane

    • @Lt._Nut
      @Lt._Nut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The VR version sounds like it’d be easier

    • @gamara204
      @gamara204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Lt._Nut right

    • @ashookamanuela1901
      @ashookamanuela1901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You could argue they already are

  • @sabrina.bean77
    @sabrina.bean77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    Literally everything about Hand Simulator is a *nightmare* for Mark

  • @yobozo720
    @yobozo720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1074

    Markiplier, plays with grenades, crossbows, now AA meetings......FINALLY!!!

    • @nathanchavez6171
      @nathanchavez6171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      To them long enough

    • @fostermom1060
      @fostermom1060 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nathanchavez6171 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @kingjb554
    @kingjb554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    I wish I had the patience to animate the entirety of Santa's anonymous

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I tried,it's hard to do Wade with what little hair he has.

    • @MaskedReviews
      @MaskedReviews 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Idk, I feel like Santa Anonymous actually got pretty good animation from the game. Can't beat the dead eye laughing, awkward hand movements, and that grit teeth 'nnnnha' that Wade did.

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    That moment of Wade saying, "dude I feel fine" was so funny to me. XD

    • @torilove7312
      @torilove7312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Firock Finion 😂💯

  • @jordonwest9299
    @jordonwest9299 5 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    Mark: fingers bobs hand.
    Bob: what are you doing?!
    Mark: are you close?

    • @heatherlm8348
      @heatherlm8348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jordon West LOLOL I LAUGHED ‘WAY TO HARDDDDD!’ But guess what? So is Mark’s Hand

  • @Little_Red_Gaming
    @Little_Red_Gaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    Mark: "Hold on I need a thumbnail for this video" *laughs*
    Bob: *chuckles* "hold still I'm making content"

    • @wolfdark4128
      @wolfdark4128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      505 likes and u dident get a single reply yet

  • @chunglebung8988
    @chunglebung8988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    “It’s the SS way”
    ~Wade Barnes 2019

    • @marinaraman8238
      @marinaraman8238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Read it as soon he said it.

    • @krim9434
      @krim9434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      tis the SS wae

    • @sardsvib
      @sardsvib 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Is... Is that his last name?

    • @krim9434
      @krim9434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Narnia Lives yes

    • @FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_
      @FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wade is a Nazeeee.

  • @attrapper1
    @attrapper1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    "Fine I'll squirt my candle."
    Things that...sound really akward out of context.

    • @badcornflakes6374
      @badcornflakes6374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Explain

    • @attrapper1
      @attrapper1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Put your mind as far in the gutter as you can.

    • @totalingearth4243
      @totalingearth4243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      B to blow

    • @Sandman3
      @Sandman3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have a candle (>.

    • @attrapper1
      @attrapper1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      We all have candles.
      Except for ladies.
      They have candle holders.

  • @sylviagrove6082
    @sylviagrove6082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Previously on Hand Simulator: *MY CROSSBOW WANTS TO KILL ME*
    And now: Demons, Creepy Babies and an AA Meeting from Hell

  • @jesseharding346
    @jesseharding346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    When they were doing the echoy voices I just thought:
    *_RETURN THE SLAB._*

    • @chaddionne2605
      @chaddionne2605 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Or suffer my cuuuurse !

    • @SomeDemoMain
      @SomeDemoMain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      AHM GETTIN' ME MALLET!

    • @vigorouslethargy
      @vigorouslethargy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *incoherent dog ramblings*

    • @istafaqureshi6454
      @istafaqureshi6454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *WHAT'S YOUR OFFER?*

    • @wildsharday9652
      @wildsharday9652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Save the lesbians bunny from evil mad pitbull dog so the fox girl will stop hitting you.

  • @patrycjakapkin4911
    @patrycjakapkin4911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4066

    "You don't need eyes where we're going" Mark should be writing horrors
    (4k likes?? omg, I have never been this famous. Thank you!)

    • @thodempire5365
      @thodempire5365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Event Horizon quote

    • @aubergineman4679
      @aubergineman4679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Its about time I find a comment on that quote

    • @camduhman4762
      @camduhman4762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I read that as soon as he said that

    • @joshapologist
      @joshapologist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Patrycja Kapkin I made it 666 likes I'm a G O D

    • @dominicpheonix8038
      @dominicpheonix8038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No your a demon

  • @awallflower221
    @awallflower221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    Wade: "Clearly you don't worship satan as well as I do"
    Mark: "Your right Santa"
    I..I just want to watch someone hear this out of context 😂

  • @catrinakc295
    @catrinakc295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    Baby doll : snaps back to see Wade
    Me & Mark : Oh shit

    • @pastab-5919
      @pastab-5919 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol watched that right when I read this

    • @Gabriel-ok5bh
      @Gabriel-ok5bh 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dont Swear

    • @catrinakc295
      @catrinakc295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GabrieLY
      My apologies I didn’t mean to offend you

    • @angryinternetperson6629
      @angryinternetperson6629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Gabriel-ok5bh r/woosh

    • @battlesword2370
      @battlesword2370 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@angryinternetperson6629 not a woooooooooosh

  • @_f1fanatic_586
    @_f1fanatic_586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Watches intro...
    Me: I love to watch Mark rage
    Later...
    Me: mark scares me when he screams

  • @megahunter2981
    @megahunter2981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "I'm pointing to the one person who truly maters."
    "The janitor who lives above the room we meet in?"
    "Yeah, but not many people know he's also the landlord"

  • @zaf.2047
    @zaf.2047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3457

    Everyone: let’s play Minecraft
    Mark: trying to avoid it with all his will power.

    • @SyrNikoliTheBastardous
      @SyrNikoliTheBastardous 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      He can just buy the handbooks and learn the basics

    • @angryinternetperson6629
      @angryinternetperson6629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      He probably avoids Minecraft because he can't drink anymore, so he's sad he can't play some *Drunk Minecraft* 😂😂

    • @snowdrop974
      @snowdrop974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@angryinternetperson6629 Orrrr... He doesn't want to babysit stuck Wade and Bob

    • @killerkirby366
      @killerkirby366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SnowDrop he always does

    • @williamfether977
      @williamfether977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@angryinternetperson6629 listen not every one dose drunk minecraft every day

  • @austinlove2557
    @austinlove2557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1089

    Anyone else feel like like mark and wade are the kids and bob is the parent that got stuck with them? Lol

    • @James-ce6dc
      @James-ce6dc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      theyre all a bunch of unsupervised children

    • @alyciacayemberg2162
      @alyciacayemberg2162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Mark and Bob take turns being the parent XD

    • @malthedahl-spangby8263
      @malthedahl-spangby8263 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I literally have that thought with every vid I watch of the 3 of them mate

  • @calystio1199
    @calystio1199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    8:41 the way bob raises his hand just cracks me up

    • @coreyhirt8125
      @coreyhirt8125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I read this as I saw it and nearly fucking died laughing.

    • @fireballedbard4620
      @fireballedbard4620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just a blank stare as the hand rises into the sky

  • @isaidwesadtoday515
    @isaidwesadtoday515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I love the pure terror on Mark's face when Bob said there was something behind him

  • @moderntactical486
    @moderntactical486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    "The nice way to say selfish is independent not self confident"
    -BOB 2019

  • @arrrnora
    @arrrnora 5 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    Beginning: Holidays yaeh.
    Middle, Bob: THERE IS SOMETHING BEHIND YOU!
    Mark: w-WHAT *Confused screaming*

  • @georgelkelley
    @georgelkelley 5 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    19:55 “Mark here mark I gotchu”
    “Give, put it right in my palm”
    *Bob yeets the lit match across the table* 😂😭😭

  • @lizzieandmocha1131
    @lizzieandmocha1131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    5:15 I just love how Bob's character has no facial expression but just looks so DONE with Wade

    • @WRLDOfSad
      @WRLDOfSad 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Real

  • @hallefulton
    @hallefulton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    *Sexual noises and grunts* Mark: “cool”

    • @DannyGamerXD48
      @DannyGamerXD48 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts
      Didn’t know snacks are also TH-camrs. *That explains the pizza that kept yelling for me to buy it’s merch and subscribe.*

    • @toxic_killer101anime4
      @toxic_killer101anime4 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL

    • @ahlogic5960
      @ahlogic5960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1:49

  • @TheIndustrialRevolution.
    @TheIndustrialRevolution. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1353

    "Clearly you don't worship Satan as well as I do"- Wade (LordMinion777) 2019

    • @autisticgiraffe3758
      @autisticgiraffe3758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He literally has the number 777 in his name and his name is lordminion. 😂😂😂

    • @mrviking6892
      @mrviking6892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Da King our names matches pretty well😁

    • @tamaramufaro
      @tamaramufaro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I legit scrolled looking for someone to point this out😂😂😂like wtf Wade

    • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
      @ThatDudeWithBoobs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's Santa. Rearrange Santa and you get Satan. It was obvious from the start 😧

    • @lilsmax4320
      @lilsmax4320 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I only liked cause the profile pic

  • @anotheravatarlover5207
    @anotheravatarlover5207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    This video is basically Mark, Bob and Wade *sitting in a circle, arguing like an old married couple* - _EXACTLY the content I signed up for!_

  • @sierraparlich0212
    @sierraparlich0212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    5:08 the face I make when I enter the room and there is a full conversation about me between all my friends.

    • @faithlewis1661
      @faithlewis1661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sierra Linendoll and the face I make at family gathering when I walk into the conversation between my relatives and my name is used 👀

    • @gorillanoodles
      @gorillanoodles ปีที่แล้ว

      Return to your funny comment and this funny video

  • @deliidiane
    @deliidiane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Mark in hand simulator: you’re right
    Mark in Uno: *YOU RIGHT-*

  • @KarmaIsLily
    @KarmaIsLily 5 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Wade: *_cLEARLY YOU DON’T WORSHIP SATAN AS WELL AS I DO_*

  • @Cameron-yq5ug
    @Cameron-yq5ug 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1600

    Wade: “Is easter even a real holiday?”
    Jesus after rising from the dead: Am I a joke to you?

    • @cq4538r
      @cq4538r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Yes mystic zombie. Yes you are a joke to me

    • @Cameron-yq5ug
      @Cameron-yq5ug 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Gun Toting Stylist It was a joke, but since you wanted to take it seriously, Zombies are undead. Jesus rose from the dead. There's a difference

    • @TheJoker-ew6lg
      @TheJoker-ew6lg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      "Sounds of crunching popcorn" don't mind me just have y'alls fight!

    • @lolathecat-0946
      @lolathecat-0946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      CBGaming so he’s a vampire

    • @Cameron-yq5ug
      @Cameron-yq5ug 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      mincraft lover lol

  • @crispyyoda9990
    @crispyyoda9990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I want a whole tv show with these three sitting in chairs and arguing

  • @a15godzilla
    @a15godzilla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    "The true meaning of Christmas"
    "Is Easter even a real Holiday?"

  • @vivithemage9772
    @vivithemage9772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +866

    "I'm not selfish I just care about me."
    Oh Wade.

    • @That_Guy_Ty
      @That_Guy_Ty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fawny Wolf no bitch in like a good way, selfish Is bad

    • @lynn2100
      @lynn2100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@That_Guy_Ty holy god dude, calm down

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@That_Guy_Ty pretty sure that's part of the joke

    • @Naskori
      @Naskori 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@That_Guy_Ty jesus christ dude don't curse it's a joke (⌐■-■)

    • @pfftwhatever6245
      @pfftwhatever6245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@That_Guy_Ty damn chill 😳 why you so pressed my guy

  • @fatty4597
    @fatty4597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    Minecraft: I AM INEVITABLE!
    Mark: I aM mArKIPliEr!

  • @joemattingly3610
    @joemattingly3610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I personally love that hand simulator put in an alcoholics anonymous thats actually anonymous

  • @バググ
    @バググ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    “How’s everyones mental state?”
    Me: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

    • @yeetskeet8051
      @yeetskeet8051 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That is agreed apon Tord

    • @reapingseason655
      @reapingseason655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol i miss eddsworld Rip edd

    • @djphipps3076
      @djphipps3076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Men talk stet?

    • @pekachu2260
      @pekachu2260 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      After seeing the "content" in the beginning, I believe it is safe to say...
      *_"Same"_*

  • @kc5737
    @kc5737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Previously on Hand Simulator cut to Mark screaming at the top of his lungs.

  • @cosam-shop
    @cosam-shop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    "You don't need eyes where you are going"
    Well hello Dark, we've missed you!

  • @MidNiteLilac
    @MidNiteLilac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    6:10
    Mark: "Wade is just being selfish."
    Wade: "I like to think of myself as self confident."
    Bob: "The nice way to say selfish is independent not self confident you dumb ass."
    Me: 🤣🤣

    • @beckyh2855
      @beckyh2855 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was looking for this comment lol this was my favorite part 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

    • @MidNiteLilac
      @MidNiteLilac 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@beckyh2855 I couldn't breathe for 5 minutes straight 🤣

    • @beckyh2855
      @beckyh2855 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MidNiteLilac lol same I also replayed that part several times

    • @MidNiteLilac
      @MidNiteLilac 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@beckyh2855 Same 😂

    • @NukelearFallout
      @NukelearFallout ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't understand how independence is in any way selfish....

  • @krismilstead4107
    @krismilstead4107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    “I just had to get my finger in first, and THEN the rest.”
    Mark, 2019
    Edit: HOW DA HECK I GET THIS MANY LIKES?! 😦

    • @inbry
      @inbry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Markiplier out here giving better sex ed than most American education systems

    • @pwrsrg_9133
      @pwrsrg_9133 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      .-.

  • @lillyolpin842
    @lillyolpin842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    I actually think it's great that Mark chooses to do something other than minecraft. yeah, i like watching the minecraft playthroughs, but these vids are like a slap of reality and a break from the same stuff. Keep doing what you're doing mark!

    • @markolivajaae
      @markolivajaae 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Keep on doing what he is already AND play Minecraft

  • @royalyndixon1323
    @royalyndixon1323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Mark: "How are you already in squirt mode?"
    "Um... well... doesn't take much to get me there." -- Wade 2019

  • @vegardjohansen9589
    @vegardjohansen9589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I love how you just see Marks whole face lights up when he first joins the demon baby thing. You can just see that he really loves his creepypasta and horror

  • @cwix1223
    @cwix1223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    “Yeah it’s about how bunnies make a lot of sex”
    I’m dying 5:02

  • @lunarsystem9662
    @lunarsystem9662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    "I've never even eaten eggs on easter"
    [T h a t l o o k]
    5:05

    • @damonthedragon5018
      @damonthedragon5018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's the face of a person whose given up

    • @jackool9566
      @jackool9566 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You should sub to my channel!

    • @minnabaru341
      @minnabaru341 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jackool9566 No.

    • @icravetheforbiddenlamp
      @icravetheforbiddenlamp 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jackool9566 hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah no

    • @jackool9566
      @jackool9566 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      icravetheforbiddenlamp ouch!

  • @Isaac-vg3ti
    @Isaac-vg3ti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Mark, of course, creates his character as "hot" as possible.
    also, 19:11 was terrifying

  • @laneycay8713
    @laneycay8713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    me: clicking on the video expecting a super scary game
    Mark, Bob, and Wade: SaNtA AnOnyMoUs

  • @cohenvale6342
    @cohenvale6342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    3:00-10:00
    lol ok, what if they start doing podcast videos like this?! i'd approve

    • @zaielia
      @zaielia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They already have a podcast called 3 Peens in a Podcast. They stream on twitch and fans have archived it here on youtube.

    • @cohenvale6342
      @cohenvale6342 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zaielia
      Yea and i keep missing it!
      But not that. I mean during one of their podcast videos, they do it like this. We see em talking thru characters in this game, gmod, minecraft or some other game. Just a weird skit that involves using characters really would be cool
      3 Peens Improv!

  • @zulnon
    @zulnon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    19:11
    When you get done arguing and they say some shit under their breath

  • @ObdurateUniverse
    @ObdurateUniverse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    That AA meeting was Magical. I'd like to see more costume themed AA videos. Lol, so a mall santa, a rabi and the Easter bunny take a seat in AA Simulator. GO!

    • @firelegend2280
      @firelegend2280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think need more than just one idea for a videos worth add in cereal killers that are discussing what cereal to buy. GO!

    • @darkshadows_1116
      @darkshadows_1116 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      you just want attention,you don't actually know what's going on lmao

    • @ObdurateUniverse
      @ObdurateUniverse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      :0 I would so watch a cereal killers Anonymous video, Fire Legend.

    • @firelegend2280
      @firelegend2280 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@darkshadows_1116 I don't think anyone knows what's going on so we might make it more knowable by giving them ideas then they can start to go into madness after that

  • @aSliceOfChoccyMilk
    @aSliceOfChoccyMilk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I love the fact that Wade has a shaved headed individual as an avatar, and talks about the SS way

    • @sondrawilson4430
      @sondrawilson4430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Unrelated but one of my many favorite Wade quotes is:"apparently you guys don't worship Satan as well as I do"

  • @radioactivewolfeditz2639
    @radioactivewolfeditz2639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "How's everyone mental state"
    *mark* :I hate everything
    I feel the same lol

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    "How's everyone's mental state?"
    Mark: I hate everything

  • @naivebone
    @naivebone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    9:23: The most interesting part of the AA meeting *by far* 😊

    • @tempeperoni
      @tempeperoni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I died 😂😂😂

    • @lolathecat-0946
      @lolathecat-0946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this is the weirdest AA meeting i’ve ever been to

    • @caboose5313
      @caboose5313 ปีที่แล้ว

      When you are already mad and you snag your shirt on a door handle

  • @ryleec8073
    @ryleec8073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    It's honestly terrifying that right as Bob died the first time he lit the match...
    And the flame slowly died out too

  • @ollie_bot
    @ollie_bot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Nobody:
    Not a soul:
    Mark: “hAnUkKaH gEtS iN tHe WaY Of MaLl ChRiStMaS”

  • @Nikrowe1
    @Nikrowe1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    I love hand simulator vids, they are def the most funny. But I do miss prop hunt.

    • @ryleealright
      @ryleealright 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Prop hunt 😔✊

    • @Masonason5520
      @Masonason5520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes especially when Jack was with them

  • @familyhill3460
    @familyhill3460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    19:11
    IDK what's funny at this part, but I laughing so hard. Lol. 😂
    *"What's wrong with that baby?!"*

  • @theepicderpyrainbow7669
    @theepicderpyrainbow7669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    mark: ok ill squirt my candle *baby points to mark after*
    mark's mind: that was a bad idea

  • @Azarian771
    @Azarian771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Markplier: "I'm santa in bahamas..."
    Me: *Dies while laughing*

  • @thecaptainhibana953
    @thecaptainhibana953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    14:25 i lost it he started talking dirty to the damn squirt gun💀💀💀

    • @heather8777
      @heather8777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And Mark's little _"What the fuck..."_ just added to it XD

    • @thecaptainhibana953
      @thecaptainhibana953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@heather8777 i couldn't take thrm serious after that💀💀💀💀

  • @johboat6872
    @johboat6872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    It's official
    Wade's contract with Satan makes him too good at these

  • @Tobytyty101
    @Tobytyty101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I love how it looks like an actual conversation between Santas and Wade just looks like so timid

  • @blazeflamestrike
    @blazeflamestrike 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    7:00 I find it funny that no matter how much Bob turns, his hands stay in the exact same position.

  • @Shuinqie
    @Shuinqie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    18:12 “I just had to get my finger in first, and then the rest.”

  • @LorenHelgeson
    @LorenHelgeson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I love how they're arguing about how complete Bob's Santa costume is, and all I'm seeing is how his shoulder is clipping through the coat.

  • @EdenWoofWoof
    @EdenWoofWoof 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    12:01
    Did anyone else get Phasmophobia vibes during that death or is it just me?

  • @Christikolter_
    @Christikolter_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Wade: (dead eyes) *"I'm still santa."*

  • @FanZ2626
    @FanZ2626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Mark's ghost voice is genuinely haunting in this...

  • @gnossiennegymnopedie8554
    @gnossiennegymnopedie8554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +679

    Anybody else feel proud that Markiplier still swears? Alot?

    • @clobzz
      @clobzz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Cringy Wamen mark wouldn’t be the same if he didn’t swear excessively

    • @gnossiennegymnopedie8554
      @gnossiennegymnopedie8554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      you right

    • @nikispade1350
      @nikispade1350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am!

    • @Jasson_is_bored9653
      @Jasson_is_bored9653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Markiplier is not Markiplier without A lot of swearing!!!

    • @e.l.m7342
      @e.l.m7342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yeah. He's like Marvel's Deadpool in a community of heros.

  • @bakedbeans9247
    @bakedbeans9247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This just proves that they can make content just from speaking to each other