Cream Cheese Machine= Cheesecake Factory right? I love those people who make their own lemonade and take up your table forever. Don't people realize or care that the server is losing money when you take up their table for longer than you should?
It's scary to think back at my experience waiting tables and realize how true 98% of these things were for me. Granted, half of the customers were unremarkable, and the rest pretty pleasant people. But, the 5% represented in these skits, were truly awful people.
I LOVE the part about setting the check down and the guest not seeing it... Are you fucking kidding me? You didn't see that big ass black book sitting in the middle of your table. You didn't see me reach over and set it in the middle of all 3 of you? NOT ONE PERSON NOTICED!?!?
Well i could understand bringing your own tea bag, i mean i think tea should be complimentary at establishments that are prosperous And for smaller ones they should at least charge you just a little above the cost of the bag and milk. I hate paying 3 bucks for a cup of tea, and it's not even in a full sized mug.
The English take manners in restaurants very seriously. To the point where they will tell you their food is fine rather than complain and send it back to the kitchen.
Whoever made this has clearly never met an English person. What you call lemonade is not what we know as lemonade. There is no fucking way we would ever mix water, lemon and sugar in a restaurant. Besides most of us drink wine or lager when we eat out.
LMAO... just bring the lemonade... cheers is english for, 'you're not going to get a tip'... oh my, haha!
Cream Cheese Machine= Cheesecake Factory right? I love those people who make their own lemonade and take up your table forever. Don't people realize or care that the server is losing money when you take up their table for longer than you should?
The customer sounds like Bastard Gummy. 😆
Lol. I recognized the Iago reference right away.
It's scary to think back at my experience waiting tables and realize how true 98% of these things were for me. Granted, half of the customers were unremarkable, and the rest pretty pleasant people. But, the 5% represented in these skits, were truly awful people.
Cream Cheese Machine= Cheesecake Factory right? I love those people who make their own lemonade.
Ha,ha in an ideal world I could call them out on it.
I LOVE the part about setting the check down and the guest not seeing it... Are you fucking kidding me? You didn't see that big ass black book sitting in the middle of your table. You didn't see me reach over and set it in the middle of all 3 of you? NOT ONE PERSON NOTICED!?!?
LMAO Not Las Vegas! I work in Vegas and we won't do that shit either!
"on our cheeseboard" what?
Hey it's that one TTS guy from dank memes XD
Well i could understand bringing your own tea bag, i mean i think tea should be complimentary at establishments that are prosperous
And for smaller ones they should at least charge you just a little above the cost of the bag and milk.
I hate paying 3 bucks for a cup of tea, and it's not even in a full sized mug.
lol
The English take manners in restaurants very seriously. To the point where they will tell you their food is fine rather than complain and send it back to the kitchen.
Whoever made this has clearly never met an English person. What you call lemonade is not what we know as lemonade. There is no fucking way we would ever mix water, lemon and sugar in a restaurant. Besides most of us drink wine or lager when we eat out.
Or the person who made this has met plenty of English people and didn't have much of a choice in the voice dept.
Pinky Dash HAVE YOU EVER SERVED? ESPECIALLY IN FLORIDA?
you are killing me TacoBill ! hilarious