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Taco Bill
เข้าร่วมเมื่อ 6 พ.ย. 2008
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Suspicion
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After a drunken party, and after a drunken girl passes out at their party, two roommates engage in an epic battle to be the last one to bed.
'Twas the JAWS Before Christmas
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A holiday shark gives us his version of this classic Christmas poem.
Why Your Waiter Hates You Pt. 8
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Hate is a strong word. We don't actually hate people, but we do get annoyed by them. Sometimes, though, it can work out in our favor.
Why Your Waiter Hates You Pt. 7
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Another in a series of sad and mostly true dining experiences.
Why Your Waiter Hates You Pt. 6
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Some more clues as to what you've done to annoy your waiter.
Light 'Em If You Got 'Em!
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An Examination Into the Perils of Cutting One's Nicotine Addiction.
The smile on the server’s face at the end is priceless!
Hey it's that one TTS guy from dank memes XD
Ahh the standard Karen.
"Hectares ha."
Okay, but, *the adult turkey burger is too big for me.*
It is the exact same size as the kids turkey burger.
Talks about how her money pays their salary, and yet she wants things discounted and even free. Also I'm willing to bet she's a welfare queen, in that case it's the government's money, not hers, and it's them paying her salary, not the other way around.
So funny and so true!! Do more stand up!
I remember this haha
_Is the water diet water?_
The customer sounds like Bastard Gummy. 😆
"What is that supposed to mean?" It means you were clearly held back several grade levels in school, you dumb bitch. How many times did your parents drop you on your empty head before you attended kindergarten? XD
Your sound explanation and undeniable logic has left me unable to arguee or be mad at you.
I actually have a master’s degree in comedy
Armenian, haha, that's rich. XD
The English take manners in restaurants very seriously. To the point where they will tell you their food is fine rather than complain and send it back to the kitchen.
Whoever made this has clearly never met an English person. What you call lemonade is not what we know as lemonade. There is no fucking way we would ever mix water, lemon and sugar in a restaurant. Besides most of us drink wine or lager when we eat out.
Or the person who made this has met plenty of English people and didn't have much of a choice in the voice dept.
Pinky Dash HAVE YOU EVER SERVED? ESPECIALLY IN FLORIDA?
Isn't that a song by Alanis Morrisette? LOL!
If you take a bitch out and she acts like this....drop her like a hot potato
"Although I find it objectionable to warm the bread between my thighs, fortunately my coworkers do not."- LMAO!!!
That's fucking funny.
dafuq is ranch sauce?
It's like Ranch Dressing, but for dipping.
Lol. I recognized the Iago reference right away.
Loved the OMG/Oh My God part.
That really depends on where you live. At least in the US, not every state allows employers to include tips in the minimum wage. My state waiters make a wage (usually decent) and tips are on top of that wage.
All the fatasses love bread dipped in ranch!
It's scary to think back at my experience waiting tables and realize how true 98% of these things were for me. Granted, half of the customers were unremarkable, and the rest pretty pleasant people. But, the 5% represented in these skits, were truly awful people.
ye it is so stop whining.
Its funny how everyone who says this has never had to try and pay the bills on an unemployment check. A job you hate is better then no job. bottomline.
If you hate ur job leave ......bottomline .
Or customers should stop being entitled selfish morons.
Well i could understand bringing your own tea bag, i mean i think tea should be complimentary at establishments that are prosperous And for smaller ones they should at least charge you just a little above the cost of the bag and milk. I hate paying 3 bucks for a cup of tea, and it's not even in a full sized mug.
Not so, I have been in the business for years and the highest paycheck I have ever seen (mine or any other server I have ever known) was 2.30..... So absolutely not, the prices might be high to cover overhead or to pay the members of the staff that do not rely ENTIRELY on tips. 10% is okay at waffle house... nowhere else, it's just makes the server wonder what they did wrong/pissed off at you (hence these amazing videos). 18% is pretty standard.
That's a great line. "Mostly when you are a server the odds play you, Once and awhile though, you get to play the odds."
"Are you aware that is made with Chicken?", lol
"on our cheeseboard" what?
i like how he smiled at the end lol
Deli-ico-Lous lmao...
Cutting into Gray Goose...Wow this made me spit my drink out on my laptop lol
I am laughing so damn hard!
Cream Cheese Machine lmaoooo
lol the audio captions actually work for these videos
I know him! I know him! That's my friend. I look forward to more standup from you, Bill! Well done!
I wouldnt have the balls to do this. Good Job!
Fuck those other guys, I thought you were pretty funny.
@huhjustin, you're a failure.
Terrible, what a failure..
This is one of my Buddies from Vegas. He did a great job for his first time. Great Job Bill.
im a server and i get this always i love it
LOL whoever makes these vids REALLY hates people who get ranch dressing. Hilarious.
"lady are you serious?"
Artichoke peas!!!!!!! I was crying with laughter at that... "oh God, we have another one"
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