Taco Bill
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Dressing Roommate
My First Project
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First Stand Up
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My birthday present to myself - my first stand up routine.
Suspicion
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After a drunken party, and after a drunken girl passes out at their party, two roommates engage in an epic battle to be the last one to bed.
'Twas the JAWS Before Christmas
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A holiday shark gives us his version of this classic Christmas poem.
Why Your Waiter Hates You Pt 9
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Do not be these guys
Why Your Waiter Hates You Pt. 8
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Hate is a strong word. We don't actually hate people, but we do get annoyed by them. Sometimes, though, it can work out in our favor.
Why Your Waiter Hates You Pt. 7
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Another in a series of sad and mostly true dining experiences.
Why Your Waiter Hates You Pt. 6
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Some more clues as to what you've done to annoy your waiter.
Dressing Roommate
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My First Project
Light 'Em If You Got 'Em!
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An Examination Into the Perils of Cutting One's Nicotine Addiction.

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  • @Zele6837
    @Zele6837 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The smile on the server’s face at the end is priceless!

  • @AngelCakez
    @AngelCakez 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey it's that one TTS guy from dank memes XD

  • @jetfueljp4
    @jetfueljp4 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ahh the standard Karen.

  • @watermelonsandal4206
    @watermelonsandal4206 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Hectares ha."

  • @watermelonsandal4206
    @watermelonsandal4206 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Okay, but, *the adult turkey burger is too big for me.*

    • @TacoBillMcGuinness
      @TacoBillMcGuinness 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is the exact same size as the kids turkey burger.

  • @watermelonsandal4206
    @watermelonsandal4206 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Talks about how her money pays their salary, and yet she wants things discounted and even free. Also I'm willing to bet she's a welfare queen, in that case it's the government's money, not hers, and it's them paying her salary, not the other way around.

  • @KarissaLissette1023
    @KarissaLissette1023 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    So funny and so true!! Do more stand up!

  • @KarissaLissette1023
    @KarissaLissette1023 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember this haha

  • @tidepodpadthai2633
    @tidepodpadthai2633 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    _Is the water diet water?_

  • @crotchwolf1929
    @crotchwolf1929 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The customer sounds like Bastard Gummy. 😆

  • @Flegan777
    @Flegan777 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "What is that supposed to mean?" It means you were clearly held back several grade levels in school, you dumb bitch. How many times did your parents drop you on your empty head before you attended kindergarten? XD

  • @seychellesyuri
    @seychellesyuri 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your sound explanation and undeniable logic has left me unable to arguee or be mad at you.

  • @stupidoptical
    @stupidoptical 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I actually have a master’s degree in comedy

  • @Flegan777
    @Flegan777 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Armenian, haha, that's rich. XD

  • @susankawoya5901
    @susankawoya5901 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    The English take manners in restaurants very seriously. To the point where they will tell you their food is fine rather than complain and send it back to the kitchen.

  • @pinkydash8543
    @pinkydash8543 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Whoever made this has clearly never met an English person. What you call lemonade is not what we know as lemonade. There is no fucking way we would ever mix water, lemon and sugar in a restaurant. Besides most of us drink wine or lager when we eat out.

    • @TacoBillMcGuinness
      @TacoBillMcGuinness 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or the person who made this has met plenty of English people and didn't have much of a choice in the voice dept.

    • @JoelRiter
      @JoelRiter 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pinky Dash HAVE YOU EVER SERVED? ESPECIALLY IN FLORIDA?

  • @clarkliberty1110
    @clarkliberty1110 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Isn't that a song by Alanis Morrisette? LOL!

  • @louisstevens9613
    @louisstevens9613 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you take a bitch out and she acts like this....drop her like a hot potato

  • @ericabuehner2213
    @ericabuehner2213 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Although I find it objectionable to warm the bread between my thighs, fortunately my coworkers do not."- LMAO!!!

    • @seanberge1
      @seanberge1 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's fucking funny.

  • @jetfueljp4
    @jetfueljp4 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    dafuq is ranch sauce?

    • @Theredtail95
      @Theredtail95 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's like Ranch Dressing, but for dipping.

  • @MusicalMatthew
    @MusicalMatthew 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol. I recognized the Iago reference right away.

  • @DrewPicklesTheDark
    @DrewPicklesTheDark 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loved the OMG/Oh My God part.

  • @rm2kmidi
    @rm2kmidi 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    That really depends on where you live. At least in the US, not every state allows employers to include tips in the minimum wage. My state waiters make a wage (usually decent) and tips are on top of that wage.

  • @shawn4210
    @shawn4210 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    All the fatasses love bread dipped in ranch!

  • @onetime504
    @onetime504 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's scary to think back at my experience waiting tables and realize how true 98% of these things were for me. Granted, half of the customers were unremarkable, and the rest pretty pleasant people. But, the 5% represented in these skits, were truly awful people.

  • @Bigonewsnetwork808
    @Bigonewsnetwork808 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    ye it is so stop whining.

  • @cirrusfish
    @cirrusfish 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Its funny how everyone who says this has never had to try and pay the bills on an unemployment check. A job you hate is better then no job. bottomline.

  • @Bigonewsnetwork808
    @Bigonewsnetwork808 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you hate ur job leave ......bottomline .

    • @calypsokiosko9067
      @calypsokiosko9067 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or customers should stop being entitled selfish morons.

  • @Bangelibangladesh
    @Bangelibangladesh 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well i could understand bringing your own tea bag, i mean i think tea should be complimentary at establishments that are prosperous And for smaller ones they should at least charge you just a little above the cost of the bag and milk. I hate paying 3 bucks for a cup of tea, and it's not even in a full sized mug.

  • @MrAgrippa91313
    @MrAgrippa91313 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not so, I have been in the business for years and the highest paycheck I have ever seen (mine or any other server I have ever known) was 2.30..... So absolutely not, the prices might be high to cover overhead or to pay the members of the staff that do not rely ENTIRELY on tips. 10% is okay at waffle house... nowhere else, it's just makes the server wonder what they did wrong/pissed off at you (hence these amazing videos). 18% is pretty standard.

  • @SuperKagey
    @SuperKagey 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's a great line. "Mostly when you are a server the odds play you, Once and awhile though, you get to play the odds."

  • @simplyg100
    @simplyg100 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Are you aware that is made with Chicken?", lol

  • @Kaiodadragon
    @Kaiodadragon 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    "on our cheeseboard" what?

  • @GabeRozier
    @GabeRozier 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    i like how he smiled at the end lol

  • @thegreatclayton
    @thegreatclayton 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Deli-ico-Lous lmao...

  • @SuperWarking
    @SuperWarking 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cutting into Gray Goose...Wow this made me spit my drink out on my laptop lol

  • @LtEllenRiplley
    @LtEllenRiplley 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am laughing so damn hard!

  • @LtEllenRiplley
    @LtEllenRiplley 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cream Cheese Machine lmaoooo

  • @FireTheMarshall
    @FireTheMarshall 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol the audio captions actually work for these videos

  • @arianasalazarnewton
    @arianasalazarnewton 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I know him! I know him! That's my friend. I look forward to more standup from you, Bill! Well done!

  • @TheMrChubbzy
    @TheMrChubbzy 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wouldnt have the balls to do this. Good Job!

  • @kumiredruid
    @kumiredruid 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fuck those other guys, I thought you were pretty funny.

  • @SuperEuclidean
    @SuperEuclidean 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @huhjustin, you're a failure.

  • @SwampyWilkinson
    @SwampyWilkinson 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Terrible, what a failure..

  • @TheTodd73
    @TheTodd73 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is one of my Buddies from Vegas. He did a great job for his first time. Great Job Bill.

  • @sshoemaker20
    @sshoemaker20 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    im a server and i get this always i love it

  • @jrodspaz
    @jrodspaz 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL whoever makes these vids REALLY hates people who get ranch dressing. Hilarious.

  • @SweetxEmergency
    @SweetxEmergency 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    "lady are you serious?"

  • @Elphaba555
    @Elphaba555 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Artichoke peas!!!!!!! I was crying with laughter at that... "oh God, we have another one"

  • @Cdiddyd
    @Cdiddyd 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Welcome to Bj's Pizza and Brewery.