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  • Chris Van Tulleken takes us through some tips for staying sober(ish) next time you're out drinking. What are some of your tips? Let us know in the comments below.
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    2: www.bristol.ac.uk/news/2015/ap...
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  • @SimplyAngelov
    @SimplyAngelov 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1581

    UP NEXT: How To Have Sex & NOT Get Pleasure From It

    • @Omaricon
      @Omaricon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      +Angel Angelov Yes, it's called procreation.

    • @costa_marco
      @costa_marco 8 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      +Angel Angelov It's called marriage. Edit ;)

    • @Fiddling_while_Rome_burns
      @Fiddling_while_Rome_burns 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      +Angel Angelov
      Easy sleep with my ex-wife.

    • @papawhisky2935
      @papawhisky2935 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +jaocheu I already did, a while ago and she was complaining about some weak husband who couldn't please her.

    • @jessicacaleno1998
      @jessicacaleno1998 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jack Lumber nice Burrrn!

  • @nikolaypaev6714
    @nikolaypaev6714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    I will share my experience on how not to get drunk:
    1. Drink one type of alcohol
    2. Be active, dance, don't stand still
    3. Drink straight, avoid mixing with soft drinks
    4. Don't do shots
    5. Eat something while you drink
    6. Don't be hungry or tired

    • @john.garcia240
      @john.garcia240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Failed with the 3rd,4th, and 6th one 💀

    • @jqa16
      @jqa16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      These new years I've been drinking brandy and biked for 30 mins and drank draft beer still not drunk. The only time I didn't get drunk drinking for 8 hours

    • @bigmanmccheez5342
      @bigmanmccheez5342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also don’t get into rounds

    • @frankychannel7222
      @frankychannel7222 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      owhhh ..im not gnna eat when drink alcohol ..

    • @nikhilpatel1448
      @nikhilpatel1448 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I want to blackout, do you have any tips for that? (Preferably without vomiting but if necessary I am prepared) ((can also cause myself to vomit if needed but again not preferred))

  • @jimmysvl5949
    @jimmysvl5949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    For all of you who want to get wasted.
    1)go to local shop
    2)buy a bottlw of votka
    3)drink it alone in the street
    4)wake up in hospital

    • @jimmysvl5949
      @jimmysvl5949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      And never, i repeat never, cross a street when you see light from beside

    • @Armyman772
      @Armyman772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Really only one bottle of vodka? Thats nothing

    • @jimmysvl5949
      @jimmysvl5949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Armyman772 yup just a 350ml bottle of votka is enough to get drunk for me

    • @Armyman772
      @Armyman772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jimmysvl5949 well where I cone from 1 bottle is for dinner😂

    • @jimmysvl5949
      @jimmysvl5949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Armyman772 you must be the guy noone wants to share receipt in bar

  • @Meminjo
    @Meminjo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +907

    For all of you trying to get wasted, here's some tips.
    1.) Don't eat anything 8 hours before going out.
    2.) Order a stong drink like whiskey or vodka.
    3.) Specifically ask for no ice and a straw.
    4.) Drink your beverage of choice sitting down, drink it as quickly as possible and move as little as possible.
    5.) Stand up about 30 minutes after drinking, do it quickly and walk a few steps. You may notice that you are extremley drunk.
    BIG Warning: vommiting is very likley, be prepared.

    • @markusgounit
      @markusgounit 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Meminjo you are probably noob !

    • @cornellbobby
      @cornellbobby 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      John I think you’re confusing a straw with a penis.

    • @chapter1771
      @chapter1771 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Meminjo actually the more ice the less mixer the stronger the drink , even if you was to let it all melt would still be less than all the added mixer .

    • @derkannibale735
      @derkannibale735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      doing this every weekend. its brilliant

    • @chucksmitty9484
      @chucksmitty9484 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Sounds like a great way to get a stomach ulcer

  • @OutlawMaxV
    @OutlawMaxV 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2597

    So in the end you didn't really answer the question...

    • @cuciuvlad898
      @cuciuvlad898 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      indeed

    • @boy638
      @boy638 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      +Flying Spaghetti Monster True, but mostly keep hydrating yourself with water.

    • @craigroberts5965
      @craigroberts5965 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      +Flying Spaghetti Monster No self respecting Pastafarian would seek the answer to such a question!

    • @Gamingfouryou
      @Gamingfouryou 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      +Flying Spaghetti Monster The answer is: Drink out of glasses with straight sides and markings, sit down while drinking, and drink colorful beverages over light ones. All of these give you better control and awareness of the amount you drink, hence "Not getting drunk".

    • @Spinq
      @Spinq 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      +Gamingfouryou no, the answer is "drink less"
      What you described are techniques through which you can do that. Or you could just try not drinking so much.

  • @qmto
    @qmto 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4584

    But I want to do the opposite of this...

    • @187cam8
      @187cam8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      qmto i love you!!!!!!

    • @happyapple6333
      @happyapple6333 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      qmto right!

    • @kevintwine2315
      @kevintwine2315 6 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Exactly,the whole point is to get as smashed as possible

    • @emanuel8410
      @emanuel8410 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Kevin Twine wise words

    • @eddieweedon7457
      @eddieweedon7457 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      That's why you watch the video, then do the opposite

  • @XarryKlynn
    @XarryKlynn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    As a recovering alcoholic I would suggest drinking a little cup of olive oil before starting drinking alcohol, olive oil doesn't let the fumes of the alcohol to spread fast to your stomach.
    But alcohol is really a hell of a drug 157 days and counting...

    • @allenfalls9172
      @allenfalls9172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Update us

    • @miranaestephan247
      @miranaestephan247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Woww congratulations on your sobrietyyy! 💃
      I was interested in your comment because i once ate A LOT of olives and later on in the night i drank a bottle of some really cheao vodka.. Yet i didnt feel ANYTHING.
      Are olives basically the reason?

    • @randel9658
      @randel9658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wish my dad had the same mindset.

    • @00_00.1
      @00_00.1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      22 days

    • @rafaeldiaz5009
      @rafaeldiaz5009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@00_00.1 927 days and counting here

  • @MarcoValgimigli
    @MarcoValgimigli 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1994

    The question is how to get drunk without drinking!

    • @jonikupolati5086
      @jonikupolati5086 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Marco Valgimigli get an inner ear infection

    • @antoninbena8951
      @antoninbena8951 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Just freeze some alcohol until solid and then eat it. Eazy

    • @chand5364
      @chand5364 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      try meditation mate.

    • @volcommadness
      @volcommadness 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Do what la beast did, smoke it!

    • @angiedilaj
      @angiedilaj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Vertigo

  • @marinsimeonov2315
    @marinsimeonov2315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    Here's some real tips from a frequent drinker:
    1. Make sure you have had a good sleep before that
    2. Avoid physically exhausting things before drinking
    3. Eat before drinking, or eat while drinking
    4. In fact, try to drink slower
    5. Dont go for cheap alcohol, the hangover will be horrible
    6. Don't focus on the drinking, instead, focus on the conversation with your drinking buddies
    7. Don't mix types of alcohol, drink only one type
    8. Make a pause before getting the next drink
    9. Not recommended, but if you feel like you're about to get shitfaced, try to throw up, you will vomit the alcohol that still hasnt reached your blood
    10. And a bonus tip, dont wear/carry valuable items or too much money with you if you plan on getting drunk, or give them to your non drinking friend
    Cheers, everyone!

    • @SunGodNika-bi2jr
      @SunGodNika-bi2jr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🍻

    • @marinsimeonov2315
      @marinsimeonov2315 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @wakenbaker-uk you do you, im not into drugs and wouldnt recommend it to anybody :P

    • @lilianeumuhoza4993
      @lilianeumuhoza4993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you ☺️☺️☺️☺️ you deserve a shot of tequila

    • @r_krispp656
      @r_krispp656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      11. Just don’t drink at all
      Simple

    • @douglaswesley1039
      @douglaswesley1039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks bro 🙏🏾

  • @Fiddling_while_Rome_burns
    @Fiddling_while_Rome_burns 8 ปีที่แล้ว +769

    Drinking and not getting drunk, this is against everything that is British.

    • @luckzinxcadelices3159
      @luckzinxcadelices3159 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Captain Industry yup

    • @henrikgullikstad6318
      @henrikgullikstad6318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mephistopheles Hahaha 😂 u be sipping on your whisky like gents, drunk in my ass

    • @hiphop6045
      @hiphop6045 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@henrikgullikstad6318 you clearly have no idea what you're talking about. You just sound ignorant and stupid

    • @henrikgullikstad6318
      @henrikgullikstad6318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hip Hop IT WAS OBVIOUSLY A JOKE...... british stereotype...... snowflake :/

    • @henrikgullikstad6318
      @henrikgullikstad6318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hip Hop I dont know how old or how big of an intellectual you are but it looks to me That youv’e just found or seen some words in a vid or by someone and just use it randomly :/ do you Even know What these words mean? :) no offense Ofc ;)

  • @jakestockton4808
    @jakestockton4808 6 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    I can't stress enough how important it is to eat before and after drinking to reduce your BAC. Furthermore, if you're out drinking, ask the bartender for a glass of water or two in the middle of your night out.

    • @rebjorn79
      @rebjorn79 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Water, yep. I'll add - try to just have some water always readily available when you're having drinks. It'll just magically disappear over time and it'll do you a good service.

    • @xzysyndrome
      @xzysyndrome ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can't stress enough how important it is to not eat before you drink. Value of the dollar....eat later...get wasted first. Water is for pussies...plenty of time to drink water when you are hungover and hating life tomorrow.

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Lies again? Grab Drinks Google Drive

  • @mrnqr2001
    @mrnqr2001 8 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Eat plenty before going out and drinking (Preferably bread products that will help absorb the alcohol but greasy food works really well too)
    To avoid a hang over drink nothing but water towards the end of the night if you do get drunk (And if you remember)
    And leave you car at home (Not only because driving while under the influence is the stupidest thing you can do the walk home will sober you up)

    • @mr.sir0173
      @mr.sir0173 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      MrNQR this comment helped more than the video did

    • @nicolapodgornik
      @nicolapodgornik 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      MrNQR

    • @nicolapodgornik
      @nicolapodgornik 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Best thing is eating WHILE drinking. Like some wodka, then some bread, wodka, bread, wodka, bread and so on. I reckon it might work only for strong alcohol, if you are drinking bier it's almost impossible as you just explode

    • @drivernephi170
      @drivernephi170 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I got arrested walking home in Canada

    • @ChrisPBacon681
      @ChrisPBacon681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is what I do now... because my hangover now on my late 20’s are awful compared during college days.

  • @osenseijedi
    @osenseijedi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1534

    I wanted to leave an alcohol joke, but its not worth the shot... I dont have the spirit for it...

    • @ajgonzalez5109
      @ajgonzalez5109 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      +mr_os I'm too wasted for a good pun.. TEQUILA!

    • @meatballg8655
      @meatballg8655 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      +Akram Jerab oh stop wine-ing and enjoy the banter :)

    • @IamRanJos
      @IamRanJos 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice xD

    • @aldionsylkaj9654
      @aldionsylkaj9654 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Out.

    • @nowdid
      @nowdid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I did NAZI that coming

  • @FrontalBeep
    @FrontalBeep 8 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    Eat, hydrate, know your signs. Also, don't grow up in a culture where getting black-out drunk 4 times a week is cool.

    • @babahaftertyp6253
      @babahaftertyp6253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      FrontalBeep nigga that’s the culture

    • @nickhosier7286
      @nickhosier7286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But that’s the best kind of pissed tho

    • @Andre83572
      @Andre83572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      But getting black out drunk 4 times a week IS cool...

    • @babahaftertyp6253
      @babahaftertyp6253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Some guy on the internet yes sir where you from

    • @drewloconte5271
      @drewloconte5271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@babahaftertyp6253 no it's not. Surround yourself with people who care about how much they drink and that's all to it. I drink responsibly and I haven't been black out drunk in over a year. It's a choice.

  • @bnm5015
    @bnm5015 8 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Before even watching the video. The answer is make sure your drinks don't contain alcohol.

    • @Welther47
      @Welther47 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dont drink high sugar drinks neither - the worst being enegydrinks

  • @gepr
    @gepr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I haven't seen my answer in the comments: Cognitive Behavior Therapy, specifically: 1) always set your drink down between sips and 2) every time you reach for the glass, try to stop yourself from grabbing the glass. It works surprisingly well. The more you drink, the less you stop yourself. Even if it only works a tiny bit the first night out, keep trying it every time you drink. After a few months of this practice, you will have trained yourself to check, at each sip, whether or not you really want that sip.

  • @spikecb22
    @spikecb22 8 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    This is more like "How to make more money with your pub."

  • @benengland1710
    @benengland1710 6 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Up next! how to swim and not get wet

    • @henrikgullikstad6318
      @henrikgullikstad6318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ben england more like how to run without running or some Shit....

    • @pyrosmoak53
      @pyrosmoak53 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @user-sl7xe6lm6r
      @user-sl7xe6lm6r 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You made my day bro 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @azhari7968
      @azhari7968 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Easy, swim slowly

    • @vault129
      @vault129 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Easy. Just play PlayStation games what have water in then.

  • @larss337
    @larss337 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Have a glass of water between drinks. It paces you and keeps you from getting dehydrated (alcohol does that), and thus you get drunk a little less quickly. Eating property before drinks can also help a bit.

    • @xzysyndrome
      @xzysyndrome ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't always drink...but I godzilla eat property before I do.

  • @nemonie2238
    @nemonie2238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Don’t put your head on the table, even if you’re resting. Keep eating, especially fatty foods. Keep drinking water. Try only one cigarette. When everyone is tipsy, secretly pour the drink over your shoulder when taking a community shot. That’s how I survive lmao

  • @FakeButt
    @FakeButt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Here are some of my tips:
    1. Never drink on an empty stomach! If possible eat something greasy before drinking, not just a salad.
    2. Never drink straight from a bottle or a can, pour it in a glass. It's hard to judge how fast you are drinking if you don't see the liquid. Also drinking from a glass let's you smell the drink so you get a richer taste.
    3. Try to drink a whole glass of water after every glass of alcohol. It hydrates you and gives you some time to judge your situation and decide if you need another drink.

  • @ARVash
    @ARVash 8 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    count your drinks, eat a good meal, and drink plenty of water.

    • @AC-ny1di
      @AC-ny1di 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Alan Ball yup n bloat like a pig

    • @AC-ny1di
      @AC-ny1di 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sobriety 3 months

    • @frandemarco
      @frandemarco 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Actually drink loads of water throughout the day b4 drinking helps alot

    • @marnixbrandt5492
      @marnixbrandt5492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I loose count at 6

  • @thegrizzlebear6235
    @thegrizzlebear6235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I just looked up “drunk” on TH-cam and found this while shitfaced

    • @aztec4131
      @aztec4131 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me to lmao

  • @moonliteX
    @moonliteX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    why would you drink alcohol if you don't want to get drunk?

    • @syndawg89
      @syndawg89 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      some people get drunk really quick but if they slow down they will get laughed at by peers.

    • @jessicacaleno1998
      @jessicacaleno1998 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah like me I get drunk quick but its usually of having high volume alcohol drinks

    • @eliasbram3710
      @eliasbram3710 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      because of the taste

    • @marvinventura5281
      @marvinventura5281 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      michael åhlfors mmm.....maybe because I like to drink but I don't wanna get drunk and because I lile the way it taste?? Maybe that why 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @annanyakotian1862
      @annanyakotian1862 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      michael åhlfors point to be noted

  • @megadethguym7977
    @megadethguym7977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I never get super drunk when i go out anymore lol learned from the bad experiences

  • @dimosk7389
    @dimosk7389 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    eat well before drinking. you will still get drunk, but at a much slower pace because food will slow down the proccessing of alcohol.
    drink water (or any other non-alcoholic soft drink) along with your alcohol. redbull or any other "energy drink" is not suggested since the extra energy boost makes you feel less intoxicated, which leads to you drinking more

  • @Liutgard
    @Liutgard 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I taught my kids 'Mom's Rule O'Drinkin'. Basically, take in a full glass of water per alcoholic drink. Helps if you start with the water, then go to the booze. Yes, you'll spend more time in the loo. But it will slow down your drinking, and it will help stave off the hangover headache, which is the result of dehydration- alcohol is a diuretic.
    My youngest once climbed out of her window at night, when she was living at her dad's. She and a girlfriend broke into the liquor cabinet at her friend's house, and they put away a large quantity of brandy. My daughter got to go to the hospital, for alcohol poisoning. The nurses were very firm with her about not doing stupid things like that, because when you're impaired, it is all too easy for someone to take advantage of you- or worse. Then after she got home, her big sister, who was away at college, hear what had happened, and gave her a right proper rant! "That was stupid! Why didn't you follow Mom's Rule O'Drinkin'?" Well, she may not have listened to me, but she does listen to her big sister! Hasn't happened again, and it's been 12, 13 years.

    • @brucebutkis1965
      @brucebutkis1965 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WOW Mrs Minnick, how is it possible that you have been passed over all this time with out ever winning mother of the year? With parenting skills like that you really should right a book!

    • @Liutgard
      @Liutgard 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ha! I don't know about MotY, but I did try to simply be realistic with my kids. They were allowed to join the adults with a glass of wine at the Thanksgiving table- under supervision, and where they could see responsible drinking. I think 90% of parenting is simply modeling- 'Do you see Mommy doing that? No, then why are you doing it?' Setting an example really works.

    • @darajoyce5514
      @darajoyce5514 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      did the first paragraph. got a lil tipsy in a party and that's all. the party's great

  • @brandontatom6881
    @brandontatom6881 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I've realized the more I urinated, after having a beer and 2 mixed drinks before hand and feeling nothing, I started feeling the affects. I didn't get wasted because all three drinks took me about an hour, but I recommend drinking plenty of water as well, and a good meal. Just try not to get too full and puke

  • @NickiRusin
    @NickiRusin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Take a few tablets of activated charcoal before going drinking. You'll last a *long* while before booze starts getting to you. And never drink beer after vodka or any high-alcohol drink.

    • @JoeyRamonAllones
      @JoeyRamonAllones 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wish I had that advice 30 years ago I drank kamikaze chased with dark beer. Big mistake.

    • @mc_jabulani
      @mc_jabulani ปีที่แล้ว

      What is the tablets called please???

  • @jeglambert
    @jeglambert 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    This presenter is great, the mix of comedy and facts keeps you satisfied the whole way through

  • @tuyenhoang5546
    @tuyenhoang5546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    When you're on your 2nd or 3rd drink, it's good to fake drunk and start skipping to take break. Then drink or chew ice cubes. Take your time to cool down and delay. It will help alot

    • @xzysyndrome
      @xzysyndrome ปีที่แล้ว

      Good to fake drunk? How sad of a person are you that you have to "fake drunk" What kind of friends do you have????

    • @vault129
      @vault129 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lotsof alots

    • @darajoyce5514
      @darajoyce5514 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      for clarification the "drink or chew ice cubes" is for water, not more alcohol

  • @drahcirnevarc9152
    @drahcirnevarc9152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My main tip is: don't drink during the week. Today is Friday, and I haven't had a drink since Sunday, and am looking forward to a couple of pints this evening, and probably a couple more tomorrow evening. I'm 57, and according to my blood test a month ago my liver function is absolutely fine. Not to say I never get drunk. I generally drink about 10 units a week, often end my Friday evenings not quite drunk (which is enjoyable), and last Christmas Eve I downed a whole bottle of champagne while celebrating Boris Johnson's last-minute Brexit deal.

  • @Scappo
    @Scappo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You didn't really answer the question, guys...here, lemme help you:
    If you drink a glass of water (still or sparking, doesn't matter) between drinks, it should slow down the rate at which the alcohol builds up in your blood. If it's sparkling water you can always tell your friends it's a G&T and pretend you're still drinking right along side them!
    When they're stumbling out of the pub you'll be waltzing out, having spend not nearly as much money as they have ;).

  • @qwertyuiopzxcfgh
    @qwertyuiopzxcfgh 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    My tip: arrive later, you'll have less time to be there, so you'll drink less. (going home earlier also works, but why would you do that?)

    • @qwertyuiopzxcfgh
      @qwertyuiopzxcfgh 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      KapoDiKapo
      Hmm, true. I've been blessed (or cursed, depends on who you ask) with an incredible alcohol tolerance, so it's pretty hard for me to get drunk at all :p

  • @seanbeecher1174
    @seanbeecher1174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Alernate:
    Alcohol, Water, Alcohol, Water, Alcohol, Water, ...

  • @Sam-lj9vj
    @Sam-lj9vj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Drink so much that you are too drunk to be actually drunk. I do this all the time and it works out perfectly, always a night to (never) forget.

  • @hammerdown4486
    @hammerdown4486 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Who else is watching this drunk for no reason and forgot the title?😂 lol

    • @vault129
      @vault129 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm drunk mostly due to alcoholism and because I'm a -

  • @edgarosegueda7253
    @edgarosegueda7253 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Thank you for calling it a drug since that's EXACTLY what it is. Cheers.

  • @Axel-zq7ig
    @Axel-zq7ig 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Why am I watching this 3 am?

    • @sourstateofmind5944
      @sourstateofmind5944 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same dude, don’t even know why this was a recommended video lmao

  • @TomsBackyardWorkshop
    @TomsBackyardWorkshop 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    How to not get a hangover...
    Tip number one drink water. Alcohol is a diuretic meaning you dehydrate.
    Tip number two don't drink on an empty stomach. This reduces your BAC.
    Tip number three don't go to sleep drunk.
    I have had my share of drinking binges and never had a hangover.

    • @George-lh8ol
      @George-lh8ol 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      POVadventure then it's not a binge

  • @MichaelJohnson-ut2tq
    @MichaelJohnson-ut2tq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This guy is awesome he is very well informed, well sounding, and hilarious.

    • @xzysyndrome
      @xzysyndrome ปีที่แล้ว

      not to mention being a complete twat.

  • @jrvaughn9038
    @jrvaughn9038 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I'm a bit late to this comment section but, if anyone is still listening. Here in Texas(US) we eat first before drinking. Lots of Bar-B-Q, beans, potato salad & bread. You know, the good stuff. Then get rip roaring drunk 'til ya can't see straight. Yee Haa!! Y'all have a good time now, ya hear.

  • @neogeoriffic
    @neogeoriffic 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Honestly, a video like this is long overdue. Thanks for posting!

  • @stoicite7
    @stoicite7 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If not to help pace yourself but only to do your body a favor, on a night of extensive drinking it's a healthy idea to have a cup of water between every drink. Your liver will thank you in the morning, and you might save money and stay coherent a while longer.

  • @vinni40k
    @vinni40k 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Down the first few (depending on your personal limit) rather quickly and then slow down the pace.
    This'll get you buzzed, after which you can maintain said buzz with a slow alcohol intake.

  • @AndheraYoddha
    @AndheraYoddha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Here's some actual methods that I've tried and tested to delay getting drunk. When drinking whisky, always drink each sip at an interval of 3-5 minutes. This allows the alcohol to move in waves and gently increases it's concentration over time. So to reduce this affect, take a rough 15 minute break between each peg. You'll be less drunk and more tipsy helping you better understand your surroundings, have fun with your friends and maybe even remember to call the Uber to drop you home!

    • @zaymiller1804
      @zaymiller1804 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That’s exactly what i do i just feel bad for wasting it whenever i have to leave

  • @badfish2000
    @badfish2000 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    A friend of mine works for Sam Adams Brewery. He eats a couple teaspoons of yeast before going out drinking. The yeast helps digest the alcohol. He can put down a dozen pints (and regularly does) and does not seem even buzzed....

  • @bonkodagoose8956
    @bonkodagoose8956 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I watched this guy when i was 3 dr chris you are doing this now

  • @taxidermycactus8897
    @taxidermycactus8897 7 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Who the hell would want to drink that nasty stuff if not for the purpose of getting drunk

    • @skr4207
      @skr4207 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ever tried craft beer?

    • @henrikgullikstad6318
      @henrikgullikstad6318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Taxidermy Cactus If you drink enough it tastes like water so I usually Try to chug as early on in a party so I can start my "water" chugging competition with my friends

    • @drahcirnevarc9152
      @drahcirnevarc9152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is actually quite an insightful comment. I suspect that the difference between alcoholics and non-problematic drinkers is that alcoholics don't actually like alcohol, whereas I'm a non-problematic drinker and I really do like alcohol. I don't drink during the week, and then come Friday night I enjoy a couple of pints of craft ale - by which I mean British real ales at about 4%, not the American stuff at 6-7%. That's too strong for me.

  • @davidwilkinson80
    @davidwilkinson80 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    alternate with glasses of tap water

  • @JohnCarloRuiz
    @JohnCarloRuiz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks for the tip. I just usually slam the whole glass down and go for another one until I pass out and my friends carry me home

  • @Shinpan16
    @Shinpan16 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Being scared to get drunk works a lot too. Drink water while drinking and eat something but mostly top ten fears of being drunk is the one that does it for me.

  • @horaciotombeto9580
    @horaciotombeto9580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If you don't drink to get drunk, then why you drink?

  • @draegore
    @draegore 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Make yourself a rule: 1 pint of water after every pint of beer, or else you don't earn the next beer.

    • @daniel117100
      @daniel117100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yeah sorry but that will be out the window after my second drink

    • @amisfitpuivk
      @amisfitpuivk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      So piss every 15 minutes instead of once or twice an hour

    • @WillFast140
      @WillFast140 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      that works, except I want to get drunk. so I wait till the end of the night. right before bed I try to drink as much water as I did beer. it doesn't happen, obviously, but even trying to makes my hangover much less intense or I don't even have one lots of the time if I do drink enough water

    • @jeromevet007
      @jeromevet007 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Draegor X I do the same thing , i'm not a beer drinker so I drink rum or wiskey. and after a glass I take a glass of cola. also mixing the wiskey or rum make me drink faster. but even when i'm drinking them straight, I take a glass of cola next to it. I absolutely hate it to get total hammered, good and well drunk is good enough for me :D

    • @dimosk7389
      @dimosk7389 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Hi not really. we piss a lot because alcohol is proccessed much faster through our body.
      the same doesnt happen with water

  • @robertdeffenbaugh9004
    @robertdeffenbaugh9004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I never got drunk but I had to take a nap once I don’t know what that was but I just walked home as fast as I could.
    I think the worst time was I had a few alcohol drinks and I threw up on my friend’s shoes.

  • @jeffandww3751
    @jeffandww3751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Number 1 on my list of information I will never use

  • @dlee645
    @dlee645 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Half pints? Half pints? Hahaha!

    • @m8e
      @m8e 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      +Dlee645 Half pints of whisky!

    • @dlee645
      @dlee645 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +m8e I like your thinking.

    • @stratfol1
      @stratfol1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Dlee645 I used to think the same before I moved to France. Now I get it, we drink twice as many demis (halves) as we would full pints and the beer is always fresher, totally makes sense. Generally only where there's table service tho cos I'm not arsed going to the bar that much

  • @thomasgarde350
    @thomasgarde350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    NEXT EPISODE: How To Drive Your Car & NOT Get Anywhere!

  • @awesumpowerz6805
    @awesumpowerz6805 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    GREAT VIDEO!!! THESE GUYS ARE HILARIOUS!!! I'M SUBSCRIBING ...

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If you're anything like me you're already drunk before hitting the pubs.

  • @daniellassander
    @daniellassander 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Next how to eat and still be hungry and still get fat :P

  • @boobsthechemist2067
    @boobsthechemist2067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Alcohol - coz no great story ever started with someone eating a salad

  • @joebluerice
    @joebluerice 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Must be super fun to hang out with this guy.

  • @doublearon5639
    @doublearon5639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Anyone watching this before going to a party😂

  • @EnricoZulu
    @EnricoZulu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I always drink fast no matter whats in my hand.

    • @MisterBrauer
      @MisterBrauer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +EnricoZulu Even bull semen?

    • @Obwaldnerglocken
      @Obwaldnerglocken 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +MisterBrauer especially bull semen

    • @EnricoZulu
      @EnricoZulu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +MisterBrauer could've expected that..

  • @nikitadarling1
    @nikitadarling1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Isn’t he from operation ouch??😂

  • @rafizxDx
    @rafizxDx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I usually drink a big glass of water per drink. I can drink more, last longer before getting hammered and my hangovers are either non existant or minimal.

  • @ansh7358
    @ansh7358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me passing out on Saturday, watching the video after waking up on Monday.

  • @SorakaOTP462
    @SorakaOTP462 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Disliked, I didn't get the answer.

  • @AtomicReverend
    @AtomicReverend 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Q: don't want to get drunk? A: don't drink alcohol.
    Rocket science...

    • @trapgod9386
      @trapgod9386 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im the dean at harverd come get ur diploma

    • @nomak9576
      @nomak9576 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wtf? You sound like a fkin loser. Get your shit together you dirty bitch.

  • @Elizabeth-Shephard
    @Elizabeth-Shephard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I need this for the Halloween party I’m going to , there’s gonna be hella people and I DONT WANNA PUKE 🤣🤣😩

  • @MJsMowing
    @MJsMowing 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Every pub in the world threw out their straight glasses after watching this

  • @FoxDren
    @FoxDren 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    know your limits, when you reach it stop drinking, simple

    • @absoluteunit9311
      @absoluteunit9311 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ascdren not so surprisingly it’s not simple

  • @casualonion
    @casualonion 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Answer: Drink Water

  • @craftchild_9151
    @craftchild_9151 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow your brother is me drunk. 😂 great vid. 😂

  • @maxlister9803
    @maxlister9803 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This guys voice is fantastic

  • @abeer580
    @abeer580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I don't even drink idk why i'm watching this honestly

    • @abeer580
      @abeer580 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @I only speak English girl I'm underage💀💀💀💀

    • @abeer580
      @abeer580 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @I only speak English I don't have to follow your footsteps. But you do you.

    • @abeer580
      @abeer580 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @I only speak English girl sit down lmfaoo

    • @abeer580
      @abeer580 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @I only speak English wow that's cool, but I don't remember asking.

  • @softladification
    @softladification 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    There's probably a purpose to drinking and not getting drunk but I'm jiggered if I can think of it. Wouldn't it be easier to simply burn your money?

    • @jc3elmaster
      @jc3elmaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      softladification i think they want to be happy drunk not vomiting all over the floor drunk

    • @drahcirnevarc9152
      @drahcirnevarc9152 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Getting not quite drunk is a pleasant experience. Getting drunk isn't.

  • @Prabhath_the_Dawn
    @Prabhath_the_Dawn ปีที่แล้ว

    What works for me is to have a conversation with someone at the pub to increase the gap between each drink, and to stay within the boundaries of our capacity...
    The moment we feel a little tipsy, that's when we must try slowing it further and perhaps giving a gap of a few minutes to allow the body to recover... During this time, it's best to enjoy the music/conversation and maybe have some water to rehydrate ourselves😇💯
    The moment we start competing with a fellow drunkard, that's when things will go out of control and the hangover kicks in the following day🤣🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @JA17SBLVIIIMVP
    @JA17SBLVIIIMVP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I tried everything. I read books on how the subconscious works. I tried a cold quit. I went to AA. The best I ever did was 6 months sober with no cigarettes. Then binged for 2 months straight. This year I did 4 months and 15 days in a row being sober: got a job as a Supervisor and made $20/hr. Lost it due to booze. This substance ruined me. My I.Q. is 138, but I'm a failure due to alcohol. I cannot accomplish anything while alcohol is present. ☹️

    • @dallomarde5756
      @dallomarde5756 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣

    • @JA17SBLVIIIMVP
      @JA17SBLVIIIMVP 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dallomarde5756 It's cute that you laugh. I now am almost 2 years sober and have everything in life. I go to the gym everyday and my take home per week is at least $1,700. Someone like you is beneath me.

    • @dallomarde5756
      @dallomarde5756 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JA17SBLVIIIMVP lol ..

    • @dallomarde5756
      @dallomarde5756 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nobody cares how much money you make.. people with negetive thoughts will always be beneath in everything.

    • @dallomarde5756
      @dallomarde5756 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wasnt laughing at what were saying I appreciate you quite alcohol I just find funny your last sentence it was funny for me not what were saying..grow up.

  • @tombellamy4857
    @tombellamy4857 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    For those of you who struggle to pace yourself, try this. Get your friend to buy your drinks (but give them the money of course when you're wanting one) and ask them to sometimes get you alcohol free beers but not tell you when. Make sure its always from a pint glass and most of the time you can't tell which is which. That way you feel like you're drinking the same but will be half as drunk.

    • @kotelekotele
      @kotelekotele ปีที่แล้ว

      what the fuck...

    • @LatinoAaron
      @LatinoAaron 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My friends would spike my drink for sure lol.

  • @Mailbox141
    @Mailbox141 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How to go swimming and not get wet

  • @garethwilliams3602
    @garethwilliams3602 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I do it like this, every 1-2 drinks I will drink some water. That way keeps me hydrated and avoids hangover. If you're going on a night out then get something with a lot of protein and a bit fattening. I found if you eat dairy such as cheese or drink milk you're going to make yourself sick. A plain burger or egg fried rice with chicken or something like that is good and give yourself an hour before you start drinking. Water does not stop you getting drunk or help you sober up, that is a popular myth with young drinkers. drink responsibly and have fun.

  • @johnrichardson8606
    @johnrichardson8606 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    You made such a good point at the beginning but didn't follow it up!! The first drink of the night sets the tone for the rest. If you skol the first pint it's a bad start. Just enjoy it slowly instead.

  • @33m3c
    @33m3c 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    smoke the ganja mate when you drink, that'll will cabbage you haha

  • @1986tommys
    @1986tommys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was once so drunk that I couldn't remember anything, not even that I puked in my girlfriend's car. Since then I have resolved not to go any further than lightly tipsy, that is my sign to stop and change that evening to non-alcoholic drinks. And i must say that nothing looks more ridiculous than an adult who is completely shitfaced and who cannot hold his alcohol and throws up all over the place!
    It has been 12 years not beeing drunk once, and on new years eve i broke my rule without even noticing it until it was to late. My mistake? Drinking a really nice rum to fast 3/4 of a 1,5 liter bottle in 2 hours and in a straight longdrink glas. This time i kept it clean but I surely learned my lesson once again.

  • @Ham-pb7pb
    @Ham-pb7pb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When you are drunk all you need to know is that you are drunk and that you need to keep it a secret that you are drunk.

  • @PyroDREW.
    @PyroDREW. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    who else didnt search for this but just had to click on it out of curiosity?

  • @ajv802
    @ajv802 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What’s the point of drinking alcohol..... People love coffee but don’t drink 12 in a row?

  • @HyperHorse
    @HyperHorse 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    After every drink, eat a bbq chicken. And repeat. By the time you get to number 3/4, you'll be absolutely stuffed. LOL....

    • @brucebutkis1965
      @brucebutkis1965 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd say that's an absolutely ridiculous idea, but given you're a horse it makes sense. And I learned something new i didn't horses were carnivores!

  • @johnjohnson6291
    @johnjohnson6291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    title : "How To Drink & NOT Get Drunk"
    video : "you drink slower in a straight glass "
    yes

  • @NguyenXuanNgoc
    @NguyenXuanNgoc 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    good tips guy

  • @wojtekdobrowolski8084
    @wojtekdobrowolski8084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:08 Guess you've never tried psychedelics M8

  • @thomashanson6607
    @thomashanson6607 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I limit myself to a beer every hour. If it goes before the hour I drink water till the hour is up. And never on an empty stomach!

    • @rayhangalib8355
      @rayhangalib8355 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thts seems like something I might try. thanks

    • @DavidEvans-up5by
      @DavidEvans-up5by 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I limit myself to one beer at a time. When it's gone I get another.

    • @emanuel8410
      @emanuel8410 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I limit myself to a beer every 5 mins. If it goes before the 5mins i drink more beer till the 5 mins are up. And always on an emty stomach.
      Shit what am i doing with my life

    • @thewills8607
      @thewills8607 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I dont limit myself its not fair!

    • @mrlahey5995
      @mrlahey5995 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Emanuel its okay just dont think about it to much

  • @holymaryfullofshit3790
    @holymaryfullofshit3790 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    seems easier to slow your pace by having every second drink be non alcoholic.

  • @lbmx6138
    @lbmx6138 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is blody awsome keep it up

  • @brookelee9745
    @brookelee9745 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Isn't the whole point to get drunk? Why drink alcohol if you don't want to be drunk?

    • @0CooLBeaNZ0
      @0CooLBeaNZ0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      If you like the taste

    • @sirrsk0tt395
      @sirrsk0tt395 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Brooke Leigh peer pressure

    • @xmongoose1261
      @xmongoose1261 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Brooke Leigh getting buzzed and relaxing is different the getting drunk.

    • @auniquehandle
      @auniquehandle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because in Asia you sign billion dollar contract on a beer table and yes, you don't want to get tricked by your customers because you are drunk

    • @RylanStorm
      @RylanStorm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No. The point of drinking alcohol is not to get drunk.

  • @Federico84
    @Federico84 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wait a second, do Britishp eople drink all those beers in a single night?

    • @brucebutkis1965
      @brucebutkis1965 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What is a ''Britishp eople"? And how many beers did you have before you posted your comment?

    • @drahcirnevarc9152
      @drahcirnevarc9152 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not as bad as it looks. Those beers are generally about 4-5%, not like American beers at 6-8%.

  • @synysterxdave
    @synysterxdave 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    drinking more is in the preparation.
    eat pastries, bread and starchy foods before going out on the lash and you'll be fine.
    works for me at least

  • @KZilla
    @KZilla 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    basically have a decent meal before going out. i tend to drink amaretto as it tastes nice and i never get a hangover from it.. I never seem to get past the tipsy phase either