@@Loaves_of_Cat I know some guards and I've even talked to some guys that have gotten out of prison or even just sometimes the old county jails, and they will all tell you they're haunted.
I think the rule was if you named a specific restaurant they'd get it for you, otherwise it's coming from the kitchen. So anyone who wanted chicken but didn't want prison food had to name a restaurant that serves chicken and is nearby to their prison. The prisoners don't know what the local restaurant scene is like outside their specific prison, but they do know that there's always going to be a KFC nearby. I wonder if KFC has a special partnership with death row prisons. Like what make-a-wish has with Disney World, except the opposite.
LMFAO- please it’s four am i never laugh at comments but this is the peak of my humour. disney world partnership with KFC yknow i can see it 😭 they’ve just got fuckin jailcell bar designs on the kfc buckets-
Giving the guy who asked for magic dirt so his soul would haunt the earth a yogurt was the biggest middle finger to a super villain origin story that I’ve ever heard.
This should be the plot of a fantasy RPG story. Just like: Hero: "Why did you do this? The billions of death, why?" Undead Lord: "All I wanted for my death row last meal was some dirt, and the fools can't even do that!"
@@standard-carrier-wo-chan Might I suggest "ELONA"? It's not word for word what you suggested, but I don't think you'll be disappoonted. If anything, you'll be appointed.😊
"I did not get my spaghetti-o's. I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this." sounds like a line straight out of Empress Teresa and I cannot stop laughing now I've had that thought.
In case this becomes a thread I want to say: my knowledge of that book comes entirely from KrimsonRogue's incredible review/critique. Haven't read it and am not inclined to ever try - I'm quite sure I will not benefit from the experience. But I thought I might as well provide context just for the sake of it, so here ya go.
@@Sakkeru96 having also watched that review ...i often catch myself wondering if it is possible for me (a person who cant write to save his life) to re-write Empress Theresa and have it actually make sense 😂
KFC as a last meal makes sense. Eating enough of the famous poultry-like substance can quickly generate so much arterial plaque that the execution drugs can't circulate, thus making the prisoner immune to lethal injection. However, this would ultimately result in a painful death of liquefying into a puddle of grease and secret spices.
this is like a huggbees video. It seems pretty ok at first, but as it goes on, you realize that it's full of shit. you just don't know what exactly isn't full of shit
Fun fact: The story behind that one guy who wanted a vegetarian pizza to be given to a homeless man is actually kinda tragic. He was essentially framed by the police that apprehended him for the shooting of a police officer with a gun that he did not and _could not_ have owned or used. It's almost certain that the police themselves accidentally shot that officer and had someone else suffer the consequences for their actions.
For me, i'd go "JOKES ON YOU: I'M INTO THAT SHIT" because I don't have high standards for pizza. Frozen or fresh: pizza is way better than no pizza. lol
I had a teacher who said he would ask for a McRib and a Shamrock Shake for a last meal since they’re never on the menu at the same time so the prison couldn’t kill him until they figured something out.
You can get McRibs year round, just not from a McDonald's. The company that processes and packages McRib patties still makes them, they just get sold to other places too, anyone who has boneless pork ribs is buying the McRib origin source patties. I know this because my neighbor got a few huge boxes full of these patties for free because she gets a lot of bulk donated items from surplus from food brands and she gives 8t to her parents, and if they don't like something they give it to us, so we got a couple boxes and filled our freezer with McRibs. And this wasn't any time when they'd been available in the restaurant recently, so apparently the factories just make them and find other ways to get them sold when McDonald's isn't using them. And no it's not a generic brand like McRib, the factory packaged boxes said McRib: packaged for McDonald's corporation by (can't remember the name of the meat processing and packaging plant but you get it). I had McRibs whenever I wanted for like a year.
That's a great idea but I'm like 90% sure they keep the Shamrock syrup in the back year round, pretty much every fast food place I worked at kept that stuff until the next year because they didn't want to run out in the first few weeks it was available
@@raneemrashid6439I can confirm as a McDonald’s employee that they don’t keep it in the back year round, we only get them in january or so. So if the McRib starts in late november and the restaurant gets the Shamrock Shake EXTREMELY early then we can have an execution.
Could you imagine working at one of those restaurants knowing you're making someone's last meal? I mean I'm sure the prison orders it anonymously but could you imagine. "Fuck Greg I'm gonna kill whoever ordered this much chicken" "Well Tom do I have good news for you"
I like to imagine that every Texas death row convict that goes to hell immediately asks for the location of Lawrence Russell Brewer, all in order to get revenge for the last meal thing
The idea that the guy who wanted to eat dirt instead just got a singular yogurt is something else. I can imagine whatever collective 'them' was in charge of the ordeal just being like "What?? He wants what??? No?? Steal part of Jerry's lunch and give him that."
Well done steak isn't bad, you just don't know how to cook it without drying it out. I'll be back with more harsh realities to pop your ego bubble next week! and btw I order mine med-rare so don't even try it.
I will never forget about this teenage boy who asked for a stick of gum as his last meal and was denied. After his execution, it turned out he was innocent.
You should have a fullscreen picture of an eyeball on your monitor so it's reflected on your sunglasses. Sounds like quality content. Edit: now that I've said this I can't unsee his screen as his eyes no matter what is on it.
@@nichole4684 So to other people commenting in this thread, WTF is this?! It's pretty obviously some sort of a bot, but I've seen these a lot lately with the list of names and several languages, and I just don't get what the hell is going on.
I was already seeing his screen as his eyes, lol, that's a great idea. Edit: tho come to think of it I think he's reading things off the screen, so needs it for the video?
Last meals actually exist to fill the stomach which can often help with electrocution and dull the pain, and it also can be good to give someone something so they feel more complied to go with you to be executed, and food can actually make you feel better which is why some people comfort eat, because saliva contains painkillers and serotonin, it’s actually really interesting
@@Plane_Person neither are lying, I’m talking about last meals in general and they went into detail on the specific meal. You know multiple things can happen in the body at once right?
In the last days of my Grandma's life, she actually watched a marathon of the Lord of the Rings trilogy. That's burned into my memory because The Two Towers was on in the background when I saw her for the last time. It would not be my number one pick for my final movies, but it's still a damn good selection considering how much peace you feel by the end of it.
That’s also what cartels do, though obviously less horrible. They do mock executions frequently, so the person has no idea if the next one is going to be the real deal or not
That…actually sounds like a pretty good policy. I mean, if somebody did something heinous enough to deserve the death penalty in the first place, chances are it’s enough to warrant them living in fear every day of the inevitable too.
@@themichael3410 stomach acid can't break down plants. It's the same reason why a swallowed cherry pit isn't harmful unless cracked/crushed. A single cherry pit can land you in the hospital unless you swallow it whole. Same with an olive pit. Stomach acid is surprisingly weak against the natural membrane of plants.
I did 6 years in Arkansas state prison. On scheduled execution dates, the whole prison system served fried chicken, cake, and mashed potatoes to all inmates. Most of the few scheduled executions were stayed or reprieved, so it all worked out for us. I was already paroled when those 4 men were executed in 2017, but I bet it was somber mood throughout the units
@@theslamjamfrincisco2820 Holy shit man, wait till you hear how Americans pronounce Leicester! I am not joking they say "LESS-TER", like it's someone's name!
Ben & Jerry's new flavor: Tim Roof Sundae. Vanilla ice cream with white chocolate chunks,vanilla wafer crumbles, pickle juice ribbons, and jalapeno bits. A flavor explosion that's as salty as its inspiration, and sounds so wrong but tastes so white! (Yes. As a kid, Tim's favorite drink was straight-up pickle juice. He would buy jars and give the pickles to his friends so he could drink the juice.)
The guy the said I am saving that pie for later was falsely convicted of murder. He was just a homeless person they decided to pin it on and most of the evidence said it was not him but they still charged him. It's said that he did not understand what was happening, all he knew was he had a place to stay and eat.
@@TereziPyrope413 Can't deny that, and I'm super in favor of it. That really is the #1 flaw.. though if you think about it hard, it's not a flaw in the death penalty, it's a flaw in the justice system. We need to get biblical on that shit. If you can get witnesses together, the guy did it, kill him (or like, if it was theft, charge him money / enslave his ass for 7 years max). if the witnesses are found to be lying, fucking execute them immediately. If there were no witnesses? guess what, you get away with the crime today. kinda sucks but it's better than tying the justice system up in it for years or putting people in prison for decades. No lawyers, no dumb arguments. if a law is bad, fix it.
@@KairuHakubi ... See I agree with executing lawyers who made up evidence/lied to convict someone, same with witnesses. I know several that could get that. :)
Huggbees: *Convicted for illegal handling of M&Ms factory equipment* I want my last meal to consist of every piece of evidence that proves I'm guilty. Officer: Sir, that wouldn't change anything. We have witnesses. Huggbees: *Charming smile*
@@milesedgeworth3667 Igi ari! Certainly, any criminal would be nearly out of time if they're eating their last meal. But by appealing to the courts right after, siting a lack of evidence as reason, the date might be shifted to accommodate. A lack of evidence could convince the judges to reduce the sentence, meaning that it wouldn't be too late.
Mr. Huggbees if you're reading this, just be advised that you DON'T have to get yourself convicted of 168 counts of murder in order to make this sort of request.
I love how not swearing in the first 30 can be a bad subversion of expectation Like think a parent watches the first 30 seconds of a video that their kid wants to watch, they think it’s alright so they let them play it, and then they swear the entire alphabet
The Tombstone thing was meant as an "f you" all the way around, since he was being executed and would soon be placed under his own tombstone (probably more of a marker, but hey.... guard's got jokes apparently).
Well good news for you, bad news for society: if you commit an extremely violent act resulting in the deaths of over 150 people, as long as it isn’t in Texas you can ask for mint chocolate chip ice cream as your last meal, so it’s like you’re getting both at the same time.
My last meal would be: • Spicy chicken tenders with a honey mustard sauce on the side • Macaroni and cheese • Mashed potatoes with gravy • Two buttermilk biscuits • A glass of fruit punch • Walnut brownies with a glass of milk
Dude same. I set up Art Basel in Miami and my work day was 8pm to 8:30pm with two 15min breaks and 3p for lunch. But still that's a 12.5 hour day. Come on. Or give Andrew some Xanax and beer and see how long he sleeps
@@LudaChez oh man I'm in Florida and we got two cooks for three hotels (we all switch from time to time). And basically there's no such thing as a union here lmao
(by the way i will definitely update this when given and any mistakes pointed out will be fixed) 0:00 intro 2:42 intro done (timothy mcveigh) 4:02 john wayne gacy 4:44 ricky ray rector 5:16 ronnie lee gardener 6:28 victor harry fueger 6:56 james edward smith 7:57 lawrence russel brewer 9:38 eileen wuoronos 10:28 fritz harman 10:51 margie velma barfield 11:13 rodger casement 11:30 mathias canizal 11:39 mona fendi 11:53 clarence ray allen 13:12 o'delle barnes jr. 13:25 charles brooks jr. 13:52 alton coleman 14:09 garry lee davis 14:25 john deering 14:39 robert alton harris 15:43 walter bernard legrand 16:19 clayton drell lockett 17:15 marianne albert pruitt 18:29 coy/coi wayne westbrook 18:53 phillip ray workman
If it was my last meal, I would get everything I've wanted to try with peanuts on it. I'm deathly allergic, so I don't even need to take the lethal injection afterwards.
Reminds me of when my sis's dog had to be put down. Her oldest was about 6 or 8, just old enough to fully conceptualise what was happening. So not to happy when it was explained to him. He then immediately sat up and went "that means she can finally try chocolate!" A quick furtive Google search later to be sure it wasnt going to put her in pain, that's exactly what happened. And she loved it! If I end up as a dog that has to be put down, that's how I want to spend my last night: surrounded by the Pack, getting pets and scritches and finally gettin to enjoy something I've been eyeing all my life.
My last meal: Pepperoni and Ham Pizza Chicken Parmesan Rabo de Toro Paella Valenciana Chicken and Sausage Gumbo A5 Wagyu Steak, medium rare Chicken Enchiladas A Double Smashburger with Cheese Jamon Iberico Cookie Dough Ice Cream Dr. Pepper A book to read I’ll share the leftovers with the prison guards
If i ever go crazy and end up having a last meal, id tell them to give me as many different types of cheesecake as they can get me, and then make a tierlist about those cheesecakes.
I like the idea of last meals. No matter how fucked up you are, no matter how severe your trail of spread misery and trauma, we'll allow you one last, small, simple indulgence. Because being good means seeing value in all things. Even in horrible things.
When you're doing your milkshake bit, the person in the background who's making the milkshake must really love doing dishes because they could just take the ice cream and directly put it into the blender and not put it into another thing beforehand
I think the last supper was meant to sow regret in prisoners before they go. To help them experience what they missed out on and will continue to miss out on in death. Thats probably why some of them ask for nothing, something simple or prison food, so that they dont miss life before they get put to death.
I love the dozens of different explanations for a last meal that all have new invented reasons. The reason, I think, is probably because if the execution doesn't go ahead you still can say you fed the person lmao
> Couldn't care less what he's given if he's going to be executed, might as well eat human shit > Completely unwilling to watch the lord of the rings trilogy before getting executed Huggbees truly is a man of mysterious tastes
I would want my last meal to be a Clark bar. And since they don't exist anymore, that means that they would have to build the entire warehouse and machines, get the ingredients, make the bar and send it to the prison. THEN I would make that one singular bar last while I watch every How It's Actually Made. F I L L I N G M A C H I N E
Sadly you can only ask for food from somewhere around the prison or from the canteen, meaning your request would be denied or you’d be given something similar.
Huggbees: I don't want an upset stomach before my death. Also Huggbees: he also asked for antacids, because he was apparently concerned about acid reflux before his death.
@@raccoonofmotivation20 John Doe: excited be electricity, and gas some time in the 2000s "Who knows how long this room had been locked, the smell is so bad no one could go in, and whoever tried is now stuck in that room!"
There was one that I really hoped to hear you talk about where the guy's last meal request was a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. He did it because he knew he had a severe peanut allergy and died from it before his execution. It was a big "fuck you" to the prison system for not looking at his medical charts and he essentially went out on his own terms. Also, are we not gonna talk about the dark irony of Tombstone pizza? Sure, it could have been a coincidence that it was the brand they had in the freezer, but they were about to send him with his own tombstone. *EDIT* Wow, Huggbees read my comment or similar ones that had both of my points covered! It was almost like he was telling me I'm full of shit and for some reason that's kinda flattering!
@@stupidvideos1449 yeah, I also just saw the new video as it was unfolding. I'm ashamed and honored for having my thoughts acknowledged by him even if he didn't read my specific comment lol
I know this is year ago and all but you got to have common sense. Why would they give a prisoner something they would be allergic to in first place. They would be highly aware of your symptoms of allergies and avoid giving you things that would kill you instead of the execution they would set up. They would be making sure of your allergies before preparing your last meal so they dont end up killing you unintentionally with food allergies
I feel like the choice to swap the dominos for tombstone was definitely a joke about the fact the prisoner was going to die, and I'm sad Huggbees missed it.
Honestly I would be happy with many things for my final meal Except for soup Not because I hate soup, mind you. It’s just that you’d have to live a very depressing life to wish for soup to be your final meal.
I'm an avid Spaghettios with Meatballs enjoyer, and I was a bit surprised that someone would order the original version for their last meal. I think I can say after that reveal that the video thumbnail is technically clickbait.
"You've ruined lives, you are going to die, and you've been given a pretty outlandish request, and you still bitch about it. You were a man of conviction right to when it, really didn't matter." Yeah that's basically anyone who's in prison... sans the dying part.
Fun Fact: Before an execution is carried out, the prisoner's butt hole is stuffed/plugged so when they die and release their bowels... there's no clean up!
i read somewhere that the last meal and final words are granted to the prisoner as a way of having the moral high ground. after all, if the state just kills the prisoner it would make the state just as cold and heartless a murderer as the murderer themself, but by dignifying the murderer with a last request they've basically done just enough to distinguish their murder from the murderers murder. if this is in fact true, that begs the question: what if a murderer kept their victim hostage and allowed their victim to choose a final meal?
I understand the whole principle of "Hey I'm going to die, might as well make the most of it" but most of these are so implausible and enormous that I'm not sure if the prisoners were trying to kill themselves via heart attack before their executions or if spraying liquid diarrhea all the way to the gas chamber was actually the plan all along.
I wouldn't be able to just choose one dish I want, so I would go with the stuff I enjoy the most and then just see how much I can stuff myself before the time comes.
I would LOVE to hear last words. Some of them are so badass or funny. One of my favorites is Mary Blandy: a woman sentenced to hanging in 1752, whose last words were, & I quote, "For the sake of decency, gentleman, don't hang me high" She seems like she would be fun to be around if it weren't for the "killing her dad to be with a man he didn't approve of" thing
I just ate The Boss sandwich from subway so when it finally hits rock bottom and I run screaming to the shitter later I'm gonna name that greasemonkey Lawrence Russell Brower
The guy who wanted his last meal to be an apology for his actions, the prison must've realized by refusing his request it would create a bigger knock on effect increasing the guys act of kindness, you wouldn't refuse a good deed unless you knew it would cause a wave of the good deed, guy probably had regrets and was trying to make peace
@coralcopperhead685 wanna know what's worse? The dude was most likely falsely convicted. Was sent in for shooting and killing a cop with a weapon he wouldn't have been able to have. It was most likely the cops coworkers who ended up killing him and framing the man
If I had been convicted of murder and was about to be exicuted, I would have a chocolate peanut butter pineapple smoothie, because I am deathly allergic to peanuts and pineapples, and I’d go out on my own terms.
You may not know this, being allergic and all, but those two flavours go pretty horribly with eachother. You'd get some real funny looks from the guards.
@@jahredharrison4069 When I was a youngin and I had not yet developed an allergy of pineapple, I made a smoothie of pineapple, thin mints (Girl Scout chocolate mint cookies) and cashews (which taste the same as peanuts I think) and I thought it tasted great! Although I also have always thought that chard tastes good, so maybe I'm just weird
What I like about this man is that he's an "old school" youtuber, the kind that still actually puts effort and edits their videos. Most commentary youtubers like this usually just upload their unedited twitch streams and call it a day.
I find it easy to believe that a lot of these criminals ordered KFC before they bit the big one. By consuming KFC's fatty, greasy chicken, they can sweat off the guilt of not only eating that meal, but also the guilt of their crimes, both through perspiration and defecation.
6:20 as a kid my parents would drive down for around 12 hours to my grandparents every now and then, and the run time of the lord of the rings was perfect for watching during the ride
14:06 I took my best friend to a higher end restaurant and he ordered a filet mignon well done and covered it with A1 sauce. It took all my strength to contain my disgust.
Last meal started out because they did not want their ghost coming back to haunt them, basically last meals are bribes for ghosts.
Then the guy who got spaghetti instead of spaghetti-o is definitely haunting the prison and the prison guard who got his order wrong
@@Loaves_of_Cat I know some guards and I've even talked to some guys that have gotten out of prison or even just sometimes the old county jails, and they will all tell you they're haunted.
That must be why they didn't honor that one guy's request for dirt.
I don't believe in ghosts, but if any places are haunted it would be prisons, and asylums.
That's sick. 100% on board with that.
I think the rule was if you named a specific restaurant they'd get it for you, otherwise it's coming from the kitchen. So anyone who wanted chicken but didn't want prison food had to name a restaurant that serves chicken and is nearby to their prison. The prisoners don't know what the local restaurant scene is like outside their specific prison, but they do know that there's always going to be a KFC nearby.
I wonder if KFC has a special partnership with death row prisons. Like what make-a-wish has with Disney World, except the opposite.
LMFAO- please it’s four am i never laugh at comments but this is the peak of my humour. disney world partnership with KFC yknow i can see it 😭 they’ve just got fuckin jailcell bar designs on the kfc buckets-
Ah yes, MAKE-A-DEATH, partners with prisons and KFC.
If you spend more than $30 on your order the colonel himself will perform the execution absolutely free
@@jahredharrison4069 he'll even lick your fingers and say "they're finger lickin delicious" before devouring the corpse, to make sure they're dead.
Make-a-deathwish
Giving the guy who asked for magic dirt so his soul would haunt the earth a yogurt was the biggest middle finger to a super villain origin story that I’ve ever heard.
Him: So where's my 'food'? ʘ‿ʘ
The prison: 🖕•_•🍦
This should be the plot of a fantasy RPG story. Just like:
Hero: "Why did you do this? The billions of death, why?"
Undead Lord: "All I wanted for my death row last meal was some dirt, and the fools can't even do that!"
Except that he won't be an undead supervillain ghost without the dirt :D
@@standard-carrier-wo-chan
Might I suggest "ELONA"?
It's not word for word what you suggested, but I don't think you'll be disappoonted. If anything, you'll be appointed.😊
Yes
"I did not get my spaghetti-o's. I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this." sounds like a line straight out of Empress Teresa and I cannot stop laughing now I've had that thought.
HOLY SHIT
@@manwhatdoiputhere right?!
oh my god??
In case this becomes a thread I want to say: my knowledge of that book comes entirely from KrimsonRogue's incredible review/critique. Haven't read it and am not inclined to ever try - I'm quite sure I will not benefit from the experience. But I thought I might as well provide context just for the sake of it, so here ya go.
@@Sakkeru96 having also watched that review ...i often catch myself wondering if it is possible for me (a person who cant write to save his life) to re-write Empress Theresa and have it actually make sense 😂
KFC as a last meal makes sense. Eating enough of the famous poultry-like substance can quickly generate so much arterial plaque that the execution drugs can't circulate, thus making the prisoner immune to lethal injection. However, this would ultimately result in a painful death of liquefying into a puddle of grease and secret spices.
KFC is made of death row inmates :0
Mfers ordering Soylent Green
I mean, that just sounds like a normal experience at KFC, especially when you get the mashed potatoes with gravy.
The lethal stuff is the gravy.
Id be all for it if i turned into brown gravy instead.
this is like a huggbees video. It seems pretty ok at first, but as it goes on, you realize that it's full of shit. you just don't know what exactly isn't full of shit
Fun fact: The story behind that one guy who wanted a vegetarian pizza to be given to a homeless man is actually kinda tragic. He was essentially framed by the police that apprehended him for the shooting of a police officer with a gun that he did not and _could not_ have owned or used. It's almost certain that the police themselves accidentally shot that officer and had someone else suffer the consequences for their actions.
It's America. What do you expect?
I imagine a lot of these stories are similar. You can neverbe too quick to judge even if they are on death row
@@Piss_Off_Plzthats far from a America only problem
@@celuler22 No, but it happens there a lot. So it isn't surprising they did it
so his last wish was to help someone else when nobody could help him...
...damn
Giving the person that they're about to kill tombstone pizza really is a giant middle finger
Yeah I honestly don’t care what he did that was just a dick move. No matter what he did you’re about to kill him let him have the pizza he wants.
Heh, tombstone.
For me, i'd go "JOKES ON YOU: I'M INTO THAT SHIT" because I don't have high standards for pizza. Frozen or fresh: pizza is way better than no pizza. lol
@@UBvtuberit’s a pun
@@MimikyuCookie don't care, they aint gettin free pizza lol
The fact that you can see the computer screen clear as day in his sunglasses tied this all together.
I was staring at it the entire video
i didn’t realize until you mentioned it, and now i can’t stop looking at his shades 😭✋
It looks like his shades have eyeballs.
I want them to blink, like real eyeballs would.
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I had a teacher who said he would ask for a McRib and a Shamrock Shake for a last meal since they’re never on the menu at the same time so the prison couldn’t kill him until they figured something out.
theyd just give him a mcrib and a vanilla shake, maybe with some mint and green food coloring if theyre feeling generous
You can get McRibs year round, just not from a McDonald's. The company that processes and packages McRib patties still makes them, they just get sold to other places too, anyone who has boneless pork ribs is buying the McRib origin source patties. I know this because my neighbor got a few huge boxes full of these patties for free because she gets a lot of bulk donated items from surplus from food brands and she gives 8t to her parents, and if they don't like something they give it to us, so we got a couple boxes and filled our freezer with McRibs. And this wasn't any time when they'd been available in the restaurant recently, so apparently the factories just make them and find other ways to get them sold when McDonald's isn't using them.
And no it's not a generic brand like McRib, the factory packaged boxes said McRib: packaged for McDonald's corporation by (can't remember the name of the meat processing and packaging plant but you get it). I had McRibs whenever I wanted for like a year.
That's a great idea but I'm like 90% sure they keep the Shamrock syrup in the back year round, pretty much every fast food place I worked at kept that stuff until the next year because they didn't want to run out in the first few weeks it was available
@@raneemrashid6439I can confirm as a McDonald’s employee that they don’t keep it in the back year round, we only get them in january or so. So if the McRib starts in late november and the restaurant gets the Shamrock Shake EXTREMELY early then we can have an execution.
Could you imagine working at one of those restaurants knowing you're making someone's last meal? I mean I'm sure the prison orders it anonymously but could you imagine. "Fuck Greg I'm gonna kill whoever ordered this much chicken" "Well Tom do I have good news for you"
I’d spit in it
@Patrick Bateman thanks pat
Well, bittersweet. You didn't get to pull the trigger here, but at least the job's done.
😂😂
I wouldn’t be as happy, I would want my hands to be bloody, and then go to prison so I can have free healthcare in america
I like to imagine that every Texas death row convict that goes to hell immediately asks for the location of Lawrence Russell Brewer, all in order to get revenge for the last meal thing
I had a special last meal in mind if I ever was falsely convicted, glad to know this prick ruined dying
@@tdc3477 Just commit your 168 counts of murder outside of Texas
@@nuclearbomb9483 where else am I going to get a giant whataburger last meal???
@@tdc3477 Florida?
@@0v_x0 sadly I don't think we have whataburgers here
The idea that the guy who wanted to eat dirt instead just got a singular yogurt is something else. I can imagine whatever collective 'them' was in charge of the ordeal just being like "What?? He wants what??? No?? Steal part of Jerry's lunch and give him that."
At least Jerry get to eat magic voodoo dirt win win
@@simon_969Jerry: Why do I see ghosts?
what makes me laugh is bro only got one yogurt cup too 😭 that barely counts as a fruit in school lunches that’s so foul
This man has everything-- a great and hilarious personality, a beard, and COOL SHADES?! There's no way he's single
Thats the thing, he isnt
He's married to every woman on earth
He's got all the bitches
There’s a peer reviewed study here that says this man gets all the bitches
Postal dude?
the lack of fiberglass insulation as a last meal genuinely worries me
What? Who the fuck asks for fiberglass insulation?
@@atomicreactor6033 who doesn't you monster????
@@Mahsterch I'm sadly in a small group of people whose bodies can't handle it
Um. I'm surprised by the lack of exexuting meals, but...
Forbidden cotton candy as my last meal is now on my bucket list if I become an insane criminal mastermind
Moral of the story: only insane murderers so bad that they are put to death for their crimes order a steak well-done.
Wait, I prefer mine... Oh no.
Well done steak isn't bad, you just don't know how to cook it without drying it out. I'll be back with more harsh realities to pop your ego bubble next week! and btw I order mine med-rare so don't even try it.
Haha well done steak bad
Grow up.
You know by insulting them they will kill you right?
@@axehead45 Literally the opposite is true but okay. Sure. You know better than professional chefs, I guess.
He wanted Spagettio-O's so his last words could be "Uh oh, Spaghetti-O's"
Underrated comment 😂
Nice pfp
I find eating "tombstone" pizza before death quite humorous.
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@@user-fe7bo5mm1o ok
IKR, but still I would be pissed if I got frozen pizza instead of dominoes.
Haha! That it is!
Yup. I think he missed a perfect opening to a joke there. Or maybe it was too obvious. Dunno. But I thought the same as you.
I will never forget about this teenage boy who asked for a stick of gum as his last meal and was denied. After his execution, it turned out he was innocent.
People really are dumb
Really goes to show that life is a game show with shitty prizes sometimes and you can do is sit back and let God spin the wheel for you
You should have a fullscreen picture of an eyeball on your monitor so it's reflected on your sunglasses. Sounds like quality content.
Edit: now that I've said this I can't unsee his screen as his eyes no matter what is on it.
Like look at him at 5:10 those eyes are haunting
@@nichole4684 So to other people commenting in this thread, WTF is this?! It's pretty obviously some sort of a bot, but I've seen these a lot lately with the list of names and several languages, and I just don't get what the hell is going on.
@@user-ellievator you get used to it after a few dozen times
Great, fantastic, now he looks like a Vtuber
I was already seeing his screen as his eyes, lol, that's a great idea. Edit: tho come to think of it I think he's reading things off the screen, so needs it for the video?
Last meals actually exist to fill the stomach which can often help with electrocution and dull the pain, and it also can be good to give someone something so they feel more complied to go with you to be executed, and food can actually make you feel better which is why some people comfort eat, because saliva contains painkillers and serotonin, it’s actually really interesting
Okay so either you or top comment is lying
Ratio
@@Plane_Person neither are lying, I’m talking about last meals in general and they went into detail on the specific meal. You know multiple things can happen in the body at once right?
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@@Plane_Person What does this have to do with someone finding eating a "Tombstone" pizza as a last meal funny?
The fact that he wanted it sugar free is great. Still looking out for his health before he dies
In the last days of my Grandma's life, she actually watched a marathon of the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
That's burned into my memory because The Two Towers was on in the background when I saw her for the last time.
It would not be my number one pick for my final movies, but it's still a damn good selection considering how much peace you feel by the end of it.
Legendary
I think the guy requested it to delay his execution
The ending does go on, but it’s one of the most satisfying endings in movie history, especially if you watch the director’s cuts.
I'm sorry about you grandma
May she rest in peace
Fun Fact, in Japan if you're on death row they don't tell you when your day is... you just have to sit knowing everyday could be your last
This fact is as fun as being the prisoner on death row 💀
That's so Japan for some reason
That’s also what cartels do, though obviously less horrible. They do mock executions frequently, so the person has no idea if the next one is going to be the real deal or not
@@tiyaku yeah, sounds like Japan in like 19th or 20th century
That…actually sounds like a pretty good policy. I mean, if somebody did something heinous enough to deserve the death penalty in the first place, chances are it’s enough to warrant them living in fear every day of the inevitable too.
13:40
"Woncrastashire Sauce? Womcristali Sauce? Worbekester Sauce? Weastcheaster sauce?" - Huggbees, 2022
The unpitted olive is the most commonly requested last meal. It's thought that if an olive tree grows from your grave, it proves your innocence.
Oh damn that’s strange and sad and interesting
I googled it & the most commonly requested last meals are actually comfort food like steak, burgers, pie, etc.
@@Fanimati0n Huh. You're right. I thought I'd read that the olive was #1, but yeah sounds like comfort food.
@@themichael3410 stomach acid can't break down plants.
It's the same reason why a swallowed cherry pit isn't harmful unless cracked/crushed. A single cherry pit can land you in the hospital unless you swallow it whole.
Same with an olive pit. Stomach acid is surprisingly weak against the natural membrane of plants.
@@themichael3410 Well, cows do have four stomachs.
I would probably ask for a filling machine for my last meal
@rakine just go away u money hungry person.
@rakine okay but do you like filling machines
Does nobody realize how hilarious the thing this bot just said is?
A syringe with the lethal injection is technically a filling machine
I'd have a filling machine with chocolate mint sides, and a rinsing machine to wash it all down.
I did 6 years in Arkansas state prison. On scheduled execution dates, the whole prison system served fried chicken, cake, and mashed potatoes to all inmates. Most of the few scheduled executions were stayed or reprieved, so it all worked out for us. I was already paroled when those 4 men were executed in 2017, but I bet it was somber mood throughout the units
Hold up what
I need context on why you did 6 if you are ok sharing it
@@NightStalker_MJ armed robbery, knocked down to simple robbery in a guilty plea. 20 year sentence with parole eligibility after 25% time served
@@NightStalker_MJthey did or maybe didn't do a crime
@@NightStalker_MJ he did a thing that may or may not have been against the law, constituting a crimr
Not even 2 sentences in, and I've been called a piece of shit. Love you Huggbees.
@@nichole4684 🤨
@@nichole4684 Please come home. Your mother and I miss you very much, and even though we are disappointed, you're still our little girl.
Fritz Harman: " An expensive cigar and some Brazillian coffee "
Prison Guard: " Alright. "
*FRITZ STARTS EATING THE FUCKING CIGAR*
*smokes the coffee*
@@cursedbeans5560 *shoves the cup in his ass*
@@cursedbeans5560 *DRINKS THE CUP*
@Loganhumandude*COOKS THE TABLE*
Eats the prison including the ppl
"Next up is John Wayne Gacey. I don't think I need to tell you who that is."
Historians 3000 years in the future: GOD DAMN IT!
My last meal would be an entire bag of Haribo's Sugar Free Gummy Bears. I wanna go out making as much a mess as i can
My last MEAL would be loaded with food i never tried:Cheetos,takis,seaweed,sushi,hershey's chocolate,Rice,P R I N G L E S,kfc,mushroom,etc...
@@quandaledingle1223 I wonder where you live that you haven't tried any of those. It's a weird list.
@@notbob555 Italy
@@quandaledingle1223 Never had the chance to eat mushrooms in Italy?
@@quandaledingle1223 i have eaten sea cabagge in the past, pretty delicious if you ask my low food standards hah
The recurring Worcestershire sauce meme is hilarious and will never get old, as long as he does it.
Live near Worcester and I will die before I stop getting mad at people saying wrong
@@theslamjamfrincisco2820
Holy shit man, wait till you hear how Americans pronounce Leicester!
I am not joking they say "LESS-TER", like it's someone's name!
@@theslamjamfrincisco2820 Gurdsosstershyr?
@@baconstrips6260 But...
But that is how it is pronounced...
I remember there is a game where anyone who pronounces worchister sauce correctly is automaticly an elderich horror
Ben & Jerry's new flavor: Tim Roof Sundae. Vanilla ice cream with white chocolate chunks,vanilla wafer crumbles, pickle juice ribbons, and jalapeno bits. A flavor explosion that's as salty as its inspiration, and sounds so wrong but tastes so white!
(Yes. As a kid, Tim's favorite drink was straight-up pickle juice. He would buy jars and give the pickles to his friends so he could drink the juice.)
The guy the said I am saving that pie for later was falsely convicted of murder. He was just a homeless person they decided to pin it on and most of the evidence said it was not him but they still charged him. It's said that he did not understand what was happening, all he knew was he had a place to stay and eat.
I know you meant to say convicted but the thought of *falsely convincing* a man that they’ve killed people is absolutely hilarious to me
after all those centuries of its existence the best argument against the death penalty remains to be "people get it wrong sometimes"
@@TereziPyrope413 Can't deny that, and I'm super in favor of it. That really is the #1 flaw.. though if you think about it hard, it's not a flaw in the death penalty, it's a flaw in the justice system.
We need to get biblical on that shit. If you can get witnesses together, the guy did it, kill him (or like, if it was theft, charge him money / enslave his ass for 7 years max). if the witnesses are found to be lying, fucking execute them immediately. If there were no witnesses? guess what, you get away with the crime today. kinda sucks but it's better than tying the justice system up in it for years or putting people in prison for decades. No lawyers, no dumb arguments. if a law is bad, fix it.
@@KairuHakubi ... See I agree with executing lawyers who made up evidence/lied to convict someone, same with witnesses. I know several that could get that. :)
@@BrokensoulRider the way I look at it, lying in court is literally using the power of the government as a weapon. It's treason.
Huggbees: *Convicted for illegal handling of M&Ms factory equipment* I want my last meal to consist of every piece of evidence that proves I'm guilty.
Officer: Sir, that wouldn't change anything. We have witnesses.
Huggbees: *Charming smile*
oh no
@@HexagonThatReallyLikesVinegaroh yes!
Eating the evidence of your crime as your last meal wont work because it was already used to sentence you to death
@@milesedgeworth3667 Igi ari! Certainly, any criminal would be nearly out of time if they're eating their last meal. But by appealing to the courts right after, siting a lack of evidence as reason, the date might be shifted to accommodate. A lack of evidence could convince the judges to reduce the sentence, meaning that it wouldn't be too late.
That made me laugh way more than it should've
Tombstone pizza is to die for.
My last meal would be a cool refreshing glass of shrimp water, dispensed from the finest filling machine they can get
Why not a rinsing machinr
@@excusemebutwhat3587 why would you rinse shrimp water? Only crab water can be rinsed.
hot dog water
I read that as a glass of pool water and vomited a little in my mouth
@@anbthree786 what’s the difference really
Huggbees last meal would most likely contain some dessert of the chocolate mint variety
That implies Huggbees is a mere mortal, and I'm still convinced he may not be limited to only space and time.
served from a filling machine
Nah, it would be KFC and well done steaks
Mr. Huggbees if you're reading this, just be advised that you DON'T have to get yourself convicted of 168 counts of murder in order to make this sort of request.
@@sjsmith8739 yeah, you could just hire hitman with culinary skills.
I love how not swearing in the first 30 can be a bad subversion of expectation
Like think a parent watches the first 30 seconds of a video that their kid wants to watch, they think it’s alright so they let them play it, and then they swear the entire alphabet
I would get Stuart Ashens' "Chicken in a Can" as my last meal, because it would probably kill me before my execution
Or make you into a zombie with how cursed that stuff was
Uncooked SPAM. Need i say more?
"An excellent last meal" *Chef Excellence jingle*
@@shadowsofwinter_ pfft THE POWER OF THE NATIVE, IN THE PALM OF MY HAND!!!
The Tombstone thing was meant as an "f you" all the way around, since he was being executed and would soon be placed under his own tombstone (probably more of a marker, but hey.... guard's got jokes apparently).
@@nemo-x I'm sure the torture and murder of his victim(s) qualified as such as well.
@@kbrock9146 Cruel and unusual punishments are still disallowed for torturers.
@@DavidSartor0 where did I say differently?
@@kbrock9146 I felt a brief moment of catharsis, as if I was happy this person was denied their final request. I replied because I felt guilty.
My worst nightmare is getting criticized by huggbees
I feel so bad for these people, I hope they're ok!
Me too, it would be a shame if they died.
It’s funny cuz they’re super dead!
They.... They're dead.
Haven’t seen em recently, I wonder what happened
Nah they ok just asleep for a really long time
The only thing preventing me from doing a felony right now, is chocolate chip mint ice cream.
I have a list of atrocities and a pack of Mint Chocolate Klondike bars.
Well good news for you, bad news for society: if you commit an extremely violent act resulting in the deaths of over 150 people, as long as it isn’t in Texas you can ask for mint chocolate chip ice cream as your last meal, so it’s like you’re getting both at the same time.
You don't suffer social anxiety, thus preventing you from commiting crimes?
@@Adriethyl I think dream man was just saying he likes mint chocolate chip ice cream,, not sure where you got the anxiety bit from
My last meal would be:
• Spicy chicken tenders with a honey mustard sauce on the side
• Macaroni and cheese
• Mashed potatoes with gravy
• Two buttermilk biscuits
• A glass of fruit punch
• Walnut brownies with a glass of milk
"I can't do anything for 11 and a half hours" me currently sitting halfway through my 12 hour shift
Dude same. I set up Art Basel in Miami and my work day was 8pm to 8:30pm with two 15min breaks and 3p for lunch. But still that's a 12.5 hour day. Come on.
Or give Andrew some Xanax and beer and see how long he sleeps
@@LudaChez Ima cook and I didn't get a break throughout that shift nor any shift. And I do 12 hours at least 2-3 times a week. Fucking blows
@@nolan1913 yeah I know the restaurant thing. I've bartended and served and had doubles that were 8-12 hours no break. I feel your pain.
Unionize!!!
@@LudaChez oh man I'm in Florida and we got two cooks for three hotels (we all switch from time to time). And basically there's no such thing as a union here lmao
@@nolan1913 least you got good tier knife skills probably.
I actually DO want that coin for my collection… kinda sounds badass
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@@user-fe7bo5mm1o ok
@@user-fe7bo5mm1o ok
"Ah, a fine addition to my collection!"
Ok
(by the way i will definitely update this when given and any mistakes pointed out will be fixed)
0:00 intro
2:42 intro done (timothy mcveigh)
4:02 john wayne gacy
4:44 ricky ray rector
5:16 ronnie lee gardener
6:28 victor harry fueger
6:56 james edward smith
7:57 lawrence russel brewer
9:38 eileen wuoronos
10:28 fritz harman
10:51 margie velma barfield
11:13 rodger casement
11:30 mathias canizal
11:39 mona fendi
11:53 clarence ray allen
13:12 o'delle barnes jr.
13:25 charles brooks jr.
13:52 alton coleman
14:09 garry lee davis
14:25 john deering
14:39 robert alton harris
15:43 walter bernard legrand
16:19 clayton drell lockett
17:15 marianne albert pruitt
18:29 coy/coi wayne westbrook
18:53 phillip ray workman
Eileen's last name was "Wuornos."
@@drpibisback7680 thank
late but its actually mona fendi not monafondae
@@raniess thanks dude
If it was my last meal, I would get everything I've wanted to try with peanuts on it. I'm deathly allergic, so I don't even need to take the lethal injection afterwards.
There was a guy who did something similar
thats me- I can't eat tomatoes though so I'd get two pounds of lasagna,spaghetti, pizza, etc.
@@GolfClash2718 pizza is so good id die eating that shi too if i could
Reminds me of when my sis's dog had to be put down.
Her oldest was about 6 or 8, just old enough to fully conceptualise what was happening. So not to happy when it was explained to him. He then immediately sat up and went "that means she can finally try chocolate!"
A quick furtive Google search later to be sure it wasnt going to put her in pain, that's exactly what happened. And she loved it!
If I end up as a dog that has to be put down, that's how I want to spend my last night: surrounded by the Pack, getting pets and scritches and finally gettin to enjoy something I've been eyeing all my life.
They wouldn’t allow it cuz they’ll know what you’re allergic to
1:50 - Man the car that he used to commit vehicular manslaughter is going to be a bit hard to swallow.
Just wait until they bring in the autopsy table...
What is he made a building collapse, tiny little bits, mmmm concrete as dinner
and also a knife with a sharpened blade
You are what you eat.
My last meal:
Pepperoni and Ham Pizza
Chicken Parmesan
Rabo de Toro
Paella Valenciana
Chicken and Sausage Gumbo
A5 Wagyu Steak, medium rare
Chicken Enchiladas
A Double Smashburger with Cheese
Jamon Iberico
Cookie Dough Ice Cream
Dr. Pepper
A book to read
I’ll share the leftovers with the prison guards
If i ever go crazy and end up having a last meal, id tell them to give me as many different types of cheesecake as they can get me, and then make a tierlist about those cheesecakes.
A hero
They will get you a yogurt instead and pass a law to stop people from getting cheesecakes
I mean to be fair EVERYONE has a last meal. Most people just don't know what it's going to be.
@@jarrethoglesbee4596 that's... A really dark way of putting that
@@jarrethoglesbee4596 just gonna eat cheesecake for the rest of my life and keep a constant tier list running
"We couldnt get any o' your magic bullshit voodoo sand" killed me
I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got
I like the idea of last meals. No matter how fucked up you are, no matter how severe your trail of spread misery and trauma, we'll allow you one last, small, simple indulgence. Because being good means seeing value in all things. Even in horrible things.
That's 𝗀ay
No "good" society lets a prone-to-mistakes system murder people legally
Yes! This absolutely!!
When you're doing your milkshake bit, the person in the background who's making the milkshake must really love doing dishes because they could just take the ice cream and directly put it into the blender and not put it into another thing beforehand
I think the last supper was meant to sow regret in prisoners before they go. To help them experience what they missed out on and will continue to miss out on in death. Thats probably why some of them ask for nothing, something simple or prison food, so that they dont miss life before they get put to death.
I love the dozens of different explanations for a last meal that all have new invented reasons. The reason, I think, is probably because if the execution doesn't go ahead you still can say you fed the person lmao
> Couldn't care less what he's given if he's going to be executed, might as well eat human shit
> Completely unwilling to watch the lord of the rings trilogy before getting executed
Huggbees truly is a man of mysterious tastes
I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got
@@afellowpotato Oh, huh. Well, thanks I guess!
That was indeed more than I thought.
I would want my last meal to be a Clark bar. And since they don't exist anymore, that means that they would have to build the entire warehouse and machines, get the ingredients, make the bar and send it to the prison. THEN I would make that one singular bar last while I watch every How It's Actually Made.
F I L L I N G M A C H I N E
Sadly you can only ask for food from somewhere around the prison or from the canteen, meaning your request would be denied or you’d be given something similar.
man I sure love a clark bar
... My wife's candy store sells Clark bars. If that was a joke, I accept my whoosh.
Huggbees: I don't want an upset stomach before my death.
Also Huggbees: he also asked for antacids, because he was apparently concerned about acid reflux before his death.
Last meal: Taco Bell.
Crime: Putting spicy memes on public display.
Last meal: 24 kart gold
Crime:
Eats spicy goodness like a boss
That turns the chair into a gas chamber
@@raccoonofmotivation20 John Doe: excited be electricity, and gas some time in the 2000s
"Who knows how long this room had been locked, the smell is so bad no one could go in, and whoever tried is now stuck in that room!"
Sure the last meal isnt some eldar in the warp
There was one that I really hoped to hear you talk about where the guy's last meal request was a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. He did it because he knew he had a severe peanut allergy and died from it before his execution. It was a big "fuck you" to the prison system for not looking at his medical charts and he essentially went out on his own terms.
Also, are we not gonna talk about the dark irony of Tombstone pizza? Sure, it could have been a coincidence that it was the brand they had in the freezer, but they were about to send him with his own tombstone.
*EDIT*
Wow, Huggbees read my comment or similar ones that had both of my points covered! It was almost like he was telling me I'm full of shit and for some reason that's kinda flattering!
That didn't happen
@@stupidvideos1449 yeah, I also just saw the new video as it was unfolding. I'm ashamed and honored for having my thoughts acknowledged by him even if he didn't read my specific comment lol
I know this is year ago and all but you got to have common sense. Why would they give a prisoner something they would be allergic to in first place. They would be highly aware of your symptoms of allergies and avoid giving you things that would kill you instead of the execution they would set up.
They would be making sure of your allergies before preparing your last meal so they dont end up killing you unintentionally with food allergies
I came for the how it's actually made, I stayed for this.
I feel like the choice to swap the dominos for tombstone was definitely a joke about the fact the prisoner was going to die, and I'm sad Huggbees missed it.
Honestly I would be happy with many things for my final meal
Except for soup
Not because I hate soup, mind you. It’s just that you’d have to live a very depressing life to wish for soup to be your final meal.
Well if you have no teeth I guess it'd be fine
@@sleepyote I feel like if you didn’t have any teeth you’d be depressed anyway
@@hilotakenaka milkshakes exist tho...
No one ever thinks: hm today I want some soup.
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Just casually not gonna mention the guy that requested an entire fucking BIBLE for his last meal?
"Staring at a woman for more than 2 minutes... without a license" that one snuck up on me right off the bat haha
"but his final meal was a cigar...." I DIED LMAOOOO
I like to imagine that he actually ate the cigar instead of smoking it
@@Fanimati0n Real Sigma move.
So did he 😏
this is my favorite video on the internet
I'm an avid Spaghettios with Meatballs enjoyer, and I was a bit surprised that someone would order the original version for their last meal. I think I can say after that reveal that the video thumbnail is technically clickbait.
"You've ruined lives, you are going to die, and you've been given a pretty outlandish request, and you still bitch about it. You were a man of conviction right to when it, really didn't matter." Yeah that's basically anyone who's in prison... sans the dying part.
Fun Fact: Before an execution is carried out, the prisoner's butt hole is stuffed/plugged so when they die and release their bowels... there's no clean up!
Huh. That makes sense, I never even thought about the spillage.
And at the end of life, all you get is a buttplug
As someone who has low self esteem, that intro made me feel even better about myself.
Second me on that
@@nichole4684 that black guy with the lightning makes a very good point
Glad I'm not the only one who finds the concept of a last meal fascinating as shit.
i read somewhere that the last meal and final words are granted to the prisoner as a way of having the moral high ground. after all, if the state just kills the prisoner it would make the state just as cold and heartless a murderer as the murderer themself, but by dignifying the murderer with a last request they've basically done just enough to distinguish their murder from the murderers murder. if this is in fact true, that begs the question: what if a murderer kept their victim hostage and allowed their victim to choose a final meal?
@@TereziPyrope413 k
@@MyHeadHz k
@@TereziPyrope413 the state must maintain its monolopy on violence, sometimes through delicious food
18:10 love that rant
It still feels so weird to see a face talking with huggbees' voice
15:09 they gave him tombstone pizza instead of domino's pizza
That gaurd just did the greatest fucking "haha" of all time
Really glad the video ended before any of these people died.
I understand the whole principle of "Hey I'm going to die, might as well make the most of it" but most of these are so implausible and enormous that I'm not sure if the prisoners were trying to kill themselves via heart attack before their executions or if spraying liquid diarrhea all the way to the gas chamber was actually the plan all along.
I think a lot of these are intended as one last "fuck you"
I don't think they finish their meals most of the time, it's kinda just a massive fuck you to everything
maybe they couldn´t decide what they wanted for last and instead ask for a lot of things to have a "menu" to choose from :v7
I wouldn't be able to just choose one dish I want, so I would go with the stuff I enjoy the most and then just see how much I can stuff myself before the time comes.
Nice pfp
9:30 this is the equivalent to ruining lunch time for the whole school but the school was so pissed of that they stopped doing lunch
2:33 I love how his sunglasses match up perfectly with the screen, giving him strangely scary eyes
imagine being the cook to deal with all these homemade dishes, you'd be a culinary genius!
There's actually a documentary about death row inmates that features a chef who makes some of them: th-cam.com/video/Z13UwA9UzeY/w-d-xo.html
I would LOVE to hear last words. Some of them are so badass or funny. One of my favorites is Mary Blandy: a woman sentenced to hanging in 1752, whose last words were, & I quote, "For the sake of decency, gentleman, don't hang me high" She seems like she would be fun to be around if it weren't for the "killing her dad to be with a man he didn't approve of" thing
Or the woman who ranted about how she'd return with Jesus on a mother ship to blow up the White House like in Independence Day.
I just ate The Boss sandwich from subway so when it finally hits rock bottom and I run screaming to the shitter later I'm gonna name that greasemonkey Lawrence Russell Brower
The guy who wanted his last meal to be an apology for his actions, the prison must've realized by refusing his request it would create a bigger knock on effect increasing the guys act of kindness, you wouldn't refuse a good deed unless you knew it would cause a wave of the good deed, guy probably had regrets and was trying to make peace
Doubtful. It would've just taken too much effort to actually deliver a pizza to a homeless person in Nashville.
@coralcopperhead685 wanna know what's worse? The dude was most likely falsely convicted. Was sent in for shooting and killing a cop with a weapon he wouldn't have been able to have. It was most likely the cops coworkers who ended up killing him and framing the man
And from what it sounds like, he wasn't even guilty in the first place!
If I had been convicted of murder and was about to be exicuted, I would have a chocolate peanut butter pineapple smoothie, because I am deathly allergic to peanuts and pineapples, and I’d go out on my own terms.
You may not know this, being allergic and all, but those two flavours go pretty horribly with eachother. You'd get some real funny looks from the guards.
@@jahredharrison4069 When I was a youngin and I had not yet developed an allergy of pineapple, I made a smoothie of pineapple, thin mints (Girl Scout chocolate mint cookies) and cashews (which taste the same as peanuts I think) and I thought it tasted great! Although I also have always thought that chard tastes good, so maybe I'm just weird
1:16 huggbees finally captured miniladd I see
I can't believe you didn't even mention the guy who ate an entire bible for his last meal.
Wasn't that just a hoax?
@@agnetalykins7564 no it’s true I was the bible
@@Dontworryaboutit961 You were the bible? Are you like, its ghost or something?
@@agnetalykins7564 yes it was
@@enemyinc.6741 you can say they're
😎
A holy spirit
20:12 "That is a man of conviction."
Brilliant.
Making murder fun feels like a phrase that would be said about danganronpa
What I like about this man is that he's an "old school" youtuber, the kind that still actually puts effort and edits their videos.
Most commentary youtubers like this usually just upload their unedited twitch streams and call it a day.
Not sure who those "most" people are, I rarely see em
@@BierBart12critikal and oompaville
"what would you like for your last meal?"
"I need two number 9's---"
The only No. 9 I know of is the Pastrami Sandwich at Togos sandwiches. And frankly two sounds pretty freaking good.
9:40 Aileen is actually fascinating. there's a really good movie about her!
"I'm saving it for later"
I'm dead, oh wait he is. 💀
I find it easy to believe that a lot of these criminals ordered KFC before they bit the big one. By consuming KFC's fatty, greasy chicken, they can sweat off the guilt of not only eating that meal, but also the guilt of their crimes, both through perspiration and defecation.
I'm in tears at 14:23
6:20 as a kid my parents would drive down for around 12 hours to my grandparents every now and then, and the run time of the lord of the rings was perfect for watching during the ride
That sounds amazing
@@ingtapoot have you ever had to drive for 12 hours
@@theslamjamfrincisco2820 I have a few times and it's boring as hell. LOTR would help the time pass so nicely 😂
5:10
A really subtle way of saying “I’ll be back”
2:52 Better Call Saul!
14:06 I took my best friend to a higher end restaurant and he ordered a filet mignon well done and covered it with A1 sauce. It took all my strength to contain my disgust.
Ah yes because God forbid someone like something you don’t like.
@@axehead45 The furry is defending this mockery of all that is good on this earth, I'm not surprised.
@@JJAB91 because God forbid someone likes something you don’t like.
@@axehead45 Repeating yourself doesn't make you any less wrong.
@@JJAB91 being confident doesn’t make you any less of a jerk