Wacky Last Meals

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  • @doomqwer
    @doomqwer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9595

    Last meal started out because they did not want their ghost coming back to haunt them, basically last meals are bribes for ghosts.

    • @Loaves_of_Cat
      @Loaves_of_Cat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1169

      Then the guy who got spaghetti instead of spaghetti-o is definitely haunting the prison and the prison guard who got his order wrong

    • @ifatomic
      @ifatomic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +313

      @@Loaves_of_Cat I know some guards and I've even talked to some guys that have gotten out of prison or even just sometimes the old county jails, and they will all tell you they're haunted.

    • @daedalus_00
      @daedalus_00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      That must be why they didn't honor that one guy's request for dirt.

    • @Xetan123
      @Xetan123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      I don't believe in ghosts, but if any places are haunted it would be prisons, and asylums.

    • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
      @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      That's sick. 100% on board with that.

  • @EDoyl
    @EDoyl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3191

    I think the rule was if you named a specific restaurant they'd get it for you, otherwise it's coming from the kitchen. So anyone who wanted chicken but didn't want prison food had to name a restaurant that serves chicken and is nearby to their prison. The prisoners don't know what the local restaurant scene is like outside their specific prison, but they do know that there's always going to be a KFC nearby.
    I wonder if KFC has a special partnership with death row prisons. Like what make-a-wish has with Disney World, except the opposite.

    • @airbornemelody6156
      @airbornemelody6156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      LMFAO- please it’s four am i never laugh at comments but this is the peak of my humour. disney world partnership with KFC yknow i can see it 😭 they’ve just got fuckin jailcell bar designs on the kfc buckets-

    • @gamingmoyai3950
      @gamingmoyai3950 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Ah yes, MAKE-A-DEATH, partners with prisons and KFC.

    • @jahredharrison4069
      @jahredharrison4069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      If you spend more than $30 on your order the colonel himself will perform the execution absolutely free

    • @nerdstop5025
      @nerdstop5025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@jahredharrison4069 he'll even lick your fingers and say "they're finger lickin delicious" before devouring the corpse, to make sure they're dead.

    • @larsonfars7477
      @larsonfars7477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Make-a-deathwish

  • @mariothane8754
    @mariothane8754 ปีที่แล้ว +1864

    Giving the guy who asked for magic dirt so his soul would haunt the earth a yogurt was the biggest middle finger to a super villain origin story that I’ve ever heard.

    • @skygard49
      @skygard49 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Him: So where's my 'food'? ʘ⁠‿⁠ʘ
      The prison: 🖕•_•🍦

    • @standard-carrier-wo-chan
      @standard-carrier-wo-chan ปีที่แล้ว +94

      This should be the plot of a fantasy RPG story. Just like:
      Hero: "Why did you do this? The billions of death, why?"
      Undead Lord: "All I wanted for my death row last meal was some dirt, and the fools can't even do that!"

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Except that he won't be an undead supervillain ghost without the dirt :D

    • @amandabarrow8094
      @amandabarrow8094 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@standard-carrier-wo-chan
      Might I suggest "ELONA"?
      It's not word for word what you suggested, but I don't think you'll be disappoonted. If anything, you'll be appointed.😊

    • @ireallycantthinkofaname4726
      @ireallycantthinkofaname4726 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

  • @Sakkeru96
    @Sakkeru96 ปีที่แล้ว +841

    "I did not get my spaghetti-o's. I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this." sounds like a line straight out of Empress Teresa and I cannot stop laughing now I've had that thought.

    • @manwhatdoiputhere
      @manwhatdoiputhere ปีที่แล้ว +13

      HOLY SHIT

    • @Sakkeru96
      @Sakkeru96 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@manwhatdoiputhere right?!

    • @Naixatloz
      @Naixatloz ปีที่แล้ว +3

      oh my god??

    • @Sakkeru96
      @Sakkeru96 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      In case this becomes a thread I want to say: my knowledge of that book comes entirely from KrimsonRogue's incredible review/critique. Haven't read it and am not inclined to ever try - I'm quite sure I will not benefit from the experience. But I thought I might as well provide context just for the sake of it, so here ya go.

    • @TonySpike
      @TonySpike 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@Sakkeru96 having also watched that review ...i often catch myself wondering if it is possible for me (a person who cant write to save his life) to re-write Empress Theresa and have it actually make sense 😂

  • @evillecaston
    @evillecaston 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7848

    KFC as a last meal makes sense. Eating enough of the famous poultry-like substance can quickly generate so much arterial plaque that the execution drugs can't circulate, thus making the prisoner immune to lethal injection. However, this would ultimately result in a painful death of liquefying into a puddle of grease and secret spices.

    • @quartzuniverse3763
      @quartzuniverse3763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +493

      KFC is made of death row inmates :0

    • @HaganConnell
      @HaganConnell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Mfers ordering Soylent Green

    • @KrazyKyle-ij9vb
      @KrazyKyle-ij9vb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      I mean, that just sounds like a normal experience at KFC, especially when you get the mashed potatoes with gravy.
      The lethal stuff is the gravy.

    • @pandamonium9255
      @pandamonium9255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Id be all for it if i turned into brown gravy instead.

    • @espressocookie8965
      @espressocookie8965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      this is like a huggbees video. It seems pretty ok at first, but as it goes on, you realize that it's full of shit. you just don't know what exactly isn't full of shit

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 ปีที่แล้ว +1178

    Fun fact: The story behind that one guy who wanted a vegetarian pizza to be given to a homeless man is actually kinda tragic. He was essentially framed by the police that apprehended him for the shooting of a police officer with a gun that he did not and _could not_ have owned or used. It's almost certain that the police themselves accidentally shot that officer and had someone else suffer the consequences for their actions.

    • @Piss_Off_Plz
      @Piss_Off_Plz ปีที่แล้ว +158

      It's America. What do you expect?

    • @tulipfera710
      @tulipfera710 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      I imagine a lot of these stories are similar. You can neverbe too quick to judge even if they are on death row

    • @celuler22
      @celuler22 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      ​@@Piss_Off_Plzthats far from a America only problem

    • @Schnipps
      @Schnipps ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@celuler22 No, but it happens there a lot. So it isn't surprising they did it

    • @Flipdagoose
      @Flipdagoose ปีที่แล้ว +101

      so his last wish was to help someone else when nobody could help him...
      ...damn

  • @CarlMax001
    @CarlMax001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1839

    Giving the person that they're about to kill tombstone pizza really is a giant middle finger

    • @glossyplane542
      @glossyplane542 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I honestly don’t care what he did that was just a dick move. No matter what he did you’re about to kill him let him have the pizza he wants.

    • @jenniferbeth3018
      @jenniferbeth3018 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Heh, tombstone.

    • @UBvtuber
      @UBvtuber ปีที่แล้ว +40

      For me, i'd go "JOKES ON YOU: I'M INTO THAT SHIT" because I don't have high standards for pizza. Frozen or fresh: pizza is way better than no pizza. lol

    • @MimikyuCookie
      @MimikyuCookie ปีที่แล้ว

      @@UBvtuberit’s a pun

    • @UBvtuber
      @UBvtuber ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MimikyuCookie don't care, they aint gettin free pizza lol

  • @KirbyLinkACW
    @KirbyLinkACW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2559

    The fact that you can see the computer screen clear as day in his sunglasses tied this all together.

    • @Overqualification
      @Overqualification 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I was staring at it the entire video

    • @tyranno-solei-rex
      @tyranno-solei-rex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      i didn’t realize until you mentioned it, and now i can’t stop looking at his shades 😭✋

    • @JR-zp3nw
      @JR-zp3nw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      It looks like his shades have eyeballs.

    • @grecco_buckliano
      @grecco_buckliano 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I want them to blink, like real eyeballs would.

    • @PaulDozierZZoMBiE13
      @PaulDozierZZoMBiE13 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      * Undertaker has entered the chat *

  • @dog7426
    @dog7426 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    I had a teacher who said he would ask for a McRib and a Shamrock Shake for a last meal since they’re never on the menu at the same time so the prison couldn’t kill him until they figured something out.

    • @HungerGamesFan00
      @HungerGamesFan00 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      theyd just give him a mcrib and a vanilla shake, maybe with some mint and green food coloring if theyre feeling generous

    • @-desertpackrat
      @-desertpackrat 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You can get McRibs year round, just not from a McDonald's. The company that processes and packages McRib patties still makes them, they just get sold to other places too, anyone who has boneless pork ribs is buying the McRib origin source patties. I know this because my neighbor got a few huge boxes full of these patties for free because she gets a lot of bulk donated items from surplus from food brands and she gives 8t to her parents, and if they don't like something they give it to us, so we got a couple boxes and filled our freezer with McRibs. And this wasn't any time when they'd been available in the restaurant recently, so apparently the factories just make them and find other ways to get them sold when McDonald's isn't using them.
      And no it's not a generic brand like McRib, the factory packaged boxes said McRib: packaged for McDonald's corporation by (can't remember the name of the meat processing and packaging plant but you get it). I had McRibs whenever I wanted for like a year.

    • @raneemrashid6439
      @raneemrashid6439 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      That's a great idea but I'm like 90% sure they keep the Shamrock syrup in the back year round, pretty much every fast food place I worked at kept that stuff until the next year because they didn't want to run out in the first few weeks it was available

    • @reillymcwriting
      @reillymcwriting 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ⁠@@raneemrashid6439I can confirm as a McDonald’s employee that they don’t keep it in the back year round, we only get them in january or so. So if the McRib starts in late november and the restaurant gets the Shamrock Shake EXTREMELY early then we can have an execution.

  • @dinkledonker801
    @dinkledonker801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3379

    Could you imagine working at one of those restaurants knowing you're making someone's last meal? I mean I'm sure the prison orders it anonymously but could you imagine. "Fuck Greg I'm gonna kill whoever ordered this much chicken" "Well Tom do I have good news for you"

    • @spaniel5657
      @spaniel5657 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’d spit in it

    • @sunbirth4795
      @sunbirth4795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @Patrick Bateman thanks pat

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Well, bittersweet. You didn't get to pull the trigger here, but at least the job's done.

    • @ryleighmiller900
      @ryleighmiller900 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂

    • @NobodyEverExisted
      @NobodyEverExisted ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I wouldn’t be as happy, I would want my hands to be bloody, and then go to prison so I can have free healthcare in america

  • @aelvric7579
    @aelvric7579 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2278

    I like to imagine that every Texas death row convict that goes to hell immediately asks for the location of Lawrence Russell Brewer, all in order to get revenge for the last meal thing

    • @tdc3477
      @tdc3477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I had a special last meal in mind if I ever was falsely convicted, glad to know this prick ruined dying

    • @nuclearbomb9483
      @nuclearbomb9483 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@tdc3477 Just commit your 168 counts of murder outside of Texas

    • @tdc3477
      @tdc3477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @@nuclearbomb9483 where else am I going to get a giant whataburger last meal???

    • @0v_x0
      @0v_x0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@tdc3477 Florida?

    • @trashpanda2447
      @trashpanda2447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@0v_x0 sadly I don't think we have whataburgers here

  • @dissaprovingsteven7081
    @dissaprovingsteven7081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    The idea that the guy who wanted to eat dirt instead just got a singular yogurt is something else. I can imagine whatever collective 'them' was in charge of the ordeal just being like "What?? He wants what??? No?? Steal part of Jerry's lunch and give him that."

    • @simon_969
      @simon_969 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      At least Jerry get to eat magic voodoo dirt win win

    • @andistansbury4366
      @andistansbury4366 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@simon_969Jerry: Why do I see ghosts?

    • @bethanykroemer559
      @bethanykroemer559 หลายเดือนก่อน

      what makes me laugh is bro only got one yogurt cup too 😭 that barely counts as a fruit in school lunches that’s so foul

  • @misci26
    @misci26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4987

    This man has everything-- a great and hilarious personality, a beard, and COOL SHADES?! There's no way he's single

    • @Cactus_fucker
      @Cactus_fucker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      Thats the thing, he isnt

    • @nuclearbomb9483
      @nuclearbomb9483 2 ปีที่แล้ว +535

      He's married to every woman on earth

    • @AchievedZeus574
      @AchievedZeus574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      He's got all the bitches

    • @AdamantLifts
      @AdamantLifts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      There’s a peer reviewed study here that says this man gets all the bitches

    • @double_doubler
      @double_doubler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Postal dude?

  • @CeoOfAir
    @CeoOfAir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3496

    the lack of fiberglass insulation as a last meal genuinely worries me

    • @atomicreactor6033
      @atomicreactor6033 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      What? Who the fuck asks for fiberglass insulation?

    • @Mahsterch
      @Mahsterch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +449

      @@atomicreactor6033 who doesn't you monster????

    • @atomicreactor6033
      @atomicreactor6033 2 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      @@Mahsterch I'm sadly in a small group of people whose bodies can't handle it

    • @welcomefire
      @welcomefire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Um. I'm surprised by the lack of exexuting meals, but...

    • @bcikablam3578
      @bcikablam3578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Forbidden cotton candy as my last meal is now on my bucket list if I become an insane criminal mastermind

  • @angryrash8798
    @angryrash8798 ปีที่แล้ว +816

    Moral of the story: only insane murderers so bad that they are put to death for their crimes order a steak well-done.

    • @TheEmeraldSword04
      @TheEmeraldSword04 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Wait, I prefer mine... Oh no.

    • @rodimusmaximus3912
      @rodimusmaximus3912 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Well done steak isn't bad, you just don't know how to cook it without drying it out. I'll be back with more harsh realities to pop your ego bubble next week! and btw I order mine med-rare so don't even try it.

    • @axehead45
      @axehead45 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Haha well done steak bad
      Grow up.

    • @elbananitolokito
      @elbananitolokito ปีที่แล้ว

      You know by insulting them they will kill you right?

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​​@@axehead45 Literally the opposite is true but okay. Sure. You know better than professional chefs, I guess.

  • @trstmeimadctr
    @trstmeimadctr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    He wanted Spagettio-O's so his last words could be "Uh oh, Spaghetti-O's"

    • @gavinschmidt8993
      @gavinschmidt8993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Underrated comment 😂

    • @JJAB91
      @JJAB91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nice pfp

  • @fight.the.rhythm
    @fight.the.rhythm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7648

    I find eating "tombstone" pizza before death quite humorous.

    • @user-fe7bo5mm1o
      @user-fe7bo5mm1o 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      ok

    • @fight.the.rhythm
      @fight.the.rhythm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@user-fe7bo5mm1o ok

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      IKR, but still I would be pissed if I got frozen pizza instead of dominoes.

    • @blueballs8
      @blueballs8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Haha! That it is!

    • @tiltingwindmill
      @tiltingwindmill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Yup. I think he missed a perfect opening to a joke there. Or maybe it was too obvious. Dunno. But I thought the same as you.

  • @Oneiromatic
    @Oneiromatic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I will never forget about this teenage boy who asked for a stick of gum as his last meal and was denied. After his execution, it turned out he was innocent.

    • @gl4ssmunch3r36
      @gl4ssmunch3r36 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      People really are dumb

    • @treheartbreak9277
      @treheartbreak9277 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Really goes to show that life is a game show with shitty prizes sometimes and you can do is sit back and let God spin the wheel for you

  • @Vhargon
    @Vhargon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1250

    You should have a fullscreen picture of an eyeball on your monitor so it's reflected on your sunglasses. Sounds like quality content.
    Edit: now that I've said this I can't unsee his screen as his eyes no matter what is on it.

    • @Vhargon
      @Vhargon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Like look at him at 5:10 those eyes are haunting

    • @user-ellievator
      @user-ellievator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@nichole4684 So to other people commenting in this thread, WTF is this?! It's pretty obviously some sort of a bot, but I've seen these a lot lately with the list of names and several languages, and I just don't get what the hell is going on.

    • @gameyseals9450
      @gameyseals9450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@user-ellievator you get used to it after a few dozen times

    • @baimhakani
      @baimhakani 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Great, fantastic, now he looks like a Vtuber

    • @0v_x0
      @0v_x0 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was already seeing his screen as his eyes, lol, that's a great idea. Edit: tho come to think of it I think he's reading things off the screen, so needs it for the video?

  • @kingaspendude
    @kingaspendude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1833

    Last meals actually exist to fill the stomach which can often help with electrocution and dull the pain, and it also can be good to give someone something so they feel more complied to go with you to be executed, and food can actually make you feel better which is why some people comfort eat, because saliva contains painkillers and serotonin, it’s actually really interesting

    • @Plane_Person
      @Plane_Person 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Okay so either you or top comment is lying

    • @rycushiest7190
      @rycushiest7190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ratio

    • @kingaspendude
      @kingaspendude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@Plane_Person neither are lying, I’m talking about last meals in general and they went into detail on the specific meal. You know multiple things can happen in the body at once right?

    • @irunstreety4307
      @irunstreety4307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ratio failed

    • @jindo5
      @jindo5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Plane_Person What does this have to do with someone finding eating a "Tombstone" pizza as a last meal funny?

  • @adonai3191
    @adonai3191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    The fact that he wanted it sugar free is great. Still looking out for his health before he dies

  • @EmoryIllustrated
    @EmoryIllustrated 2 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    In the last days of my Grandma's life, she actually watched a marathon of the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
    That's burned into my memory because The Two Towers was on in the background when I saw her for the last time.
    It would not be my number one pick for my final movies, but it's still a damn good selection considering how much peace you feel by the end of it.

    • @hannahmary6023
      @hannahmary6023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Legendary

    • @andyblanton6570
      @andyblanton6570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I think the guy requested it to delay his execution

    • @alexmartinez5859
      @alexmartinez5859 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The ending does go on, but it’s one of the most satisfying endings in movie history, especially if you watch the director’s cuts.

    • @charliefike8
      @charliefike8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm sorry about you grandma

    • @cancertherubygoat298
      @cancertherubygoat298 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      May she rest in peace

  • @thesupergamer5894
    @thesupergamer5894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1701

    Fun Fact, in Japan if you're on death row they don't tell you when your day is... you just have to sit knowing everyday could be your last

    • @dumbomni2859
      @dumbomni2859 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      This fact is as fun as being the prisoner on death row 💀

    • @tiyaku
      @tiyaku ปีที่แล้ว +153

      That's so Japan for some reason

    • @rjuniperr
      @rjuniperr ปีที่แล้ว +116

      That’s also what cartels do, though obviously less horrible. They do mock executions frequently, so the person has no idea if the next one is going to be the real deal or not

    • @sureindubitably3771
      @sureindubitably3771 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ​​@@tiyaku yeah, sounds like Japan in like 19th or 20th century

    • @youthoughtaboutit6946
      @youthoughtaboutit6946 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      That…actually sounds like a pretty good policy. I mean, if somebody did something heinous enough to deserve the death penalty in the first place, chances are it’s enough to warrant them living in fear every day of the inevitable too.

  • @TopazToken
    @TopazToken ปีที่แล้ว +30

    13:40
    "Woncrastashire Sauce? Womcristali Sauce? Worbekester Sauce? Weastcheaster sauce?" - Huggbees, 2022

  • @timb6558
    @timb6558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2956

    The unpitted olive is the most commonly requested last meal. It's thought that if an olive tree grows from your grave, it proves your innocence.

    • @professordoungut
      @professordoungut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +362

      Oh damn that’s strange and sad and interesting

    • @Fanimati0n
      @Fanimati0n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +487

      I googled it & the most commonly requested last meals are actually comfort food like steak, burgers, pie, etc.

    • @timb6558
      @timb6558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      @@Fanimati0n Huh. You're right. I thought I'd read that the olive was #1, but yeah sounds like comfort food.

    • @angrytwxgaming8423
      @angrytwxgaming8423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      @@themichael3410 stomach acid can't break down plants.
      It's the same reason why a swallowed cherry pit isn't harmful unless cracked/crushed. A single cherry pit can land you in the hospital unless you swallow it whole.
      Same with an olive pit. Stomach acid is surprisingly weak against the natural membrane of plants.

    • @denialty2660
      @denialty2660 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@themichael3410 Well, cows do have four stomachs.

  • @SwoteOffical
    @SwoteOffical 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2895

    I would probably ask for a filling machine for my last meal

    • @sniper_4d786
      @sniper_4d786 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @rakine just go away u money hungry person.

    • @axorandom
      @axorandom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      @rakine okay but do you like filling machines

    • @xItzRevenge
      @xItzRevenge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Does nobody realize how hilarious the thing this bot just said is?

    • @nuclearbomb9483
      @nuclearbomb9483 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      A syringe with the lethal injection is technically a filling machine

    • @Mazaroth
      @Mazaroth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I'd have a filling machine with chocolate mint sides, and a rinsing machine to wash it all down.

  • @victore8342
    @victore8342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I did 6 years in Arkansas state prison. On scheduled execution dates, the whole prison system served fried chicken, cake, and mashed potatoes to all inmates. Most of the few scheduled executions were stayed or reprieved, so it all worked out for us. I was already paroled when those 4 men were executed in 2017, but I bet it was somber mood throughout the units

    • @hosytaa6018
      @hosytaa6018 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hold up what

    • @NightStalker_MJ
      @NightStalker_MJ ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I need context on why you did 6 if you are ok sharing it

    • @victore8342
      @victore8342 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NightStalker_MJ armed robbery, knocked down to simple robbery in a guilty plea. 20 year sentence with parole eligibility after 25% time served

    • @DarkShard5728
      @DarkShard5728 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@NightStalker_MJthey did or maybe didn't do a crime

    • @therealsapdad1942
      @therealsapdad1942 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@NightStalker_MJ he did a thing that may or may not have been against the law, constituting a crimr

  • @houuse
    @houuse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +778

    Not even 2 sentences in, and I've been called a piece of shit. Love you Huggbees.

    • @isuckatediting6898
      @isuckatediting6898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@nichole4684 🤨

    • @kasb9767
      @kasb9767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@nichole4684 Please come home. Your mother and I miss you very much, and even though we are disappointed, you're still our little girl.

  • @basicallyananimator9030
    @basicallyananimator9030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +854

    Fritz Harman: " An expensive cigar and some Brazillian coffee "
    Prison Guard: " Alright. "
    *FRITZ STARTS EATING THE FUCKING CIGAR*

    • @cursedbeans5560
      @cursedbeans5560 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      *smokes the coffee*

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@cursedbeans5560 *shoves the cup in his ass*

    • @swordfishxd-
      @swordfishxd- ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@cursedbeans5560 *DRINKS THE CUP*

    • @m4rauder
      @m4rauder ปีที่แล้ว +43

      ​@Loganhumandude*COOKS THE TABLE*

    • @williamafton8077
      @williamafton8077 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Eats the prison including the ppl

  • @maxwellmarques1607
    @maxwellmarques1607 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "Next up is John Wayne Gacey. I don't think I need to tell you who that is."
    Historians 3000 years in the future: GOD DAMN IT!

  • @frogchamp.
    @frogchamp. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    My last meal would be an entire bag of Haribo's Sugar Free Gummy Bears. I wanna go out making as much a mess as i can

    • @quandaledingle1223
      @quandaledingle1223 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      My last MEAL would be loaded with food i never tried:Cheetos,takis,seaweed,sushi,hershey's chocolate,Rice,P R I N G L E S,kfc,mushroom,etc...

    • @notbob555
      @notbob555 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@quandaledingle1223 I wonder where you live that you haven't tried any of those. It's a weird list.

    • @quandaledingle1223
      @quandaledingle1223 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@notbob555 Italy

    • @notbob555
      @notbob555 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@quandaledingle1223 Never had the chance to eat mushrooms in Italy?

    • @relinquiem
      @relinquiem ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@quandaledingle1223 i have eaten sea cabagge in the past, pretty delicious if you ask my low food standards hah

  • @1_argon_198
    @1_argon_198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +824

    The recurring Worcestershire sauce meme is hilarious and will never get old, as long as he does it.

    • @theslamjamfrincisco2820
      @theslamjamfrincisco2820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Live near Worcester and I will die before I stop getting mad at people saying wrong

    • @baconstrips6260
      @baconstrips6260 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@theslamjamfrincisco2820
      Holy shit man, wait till you hear how Americans pronounce Leicester!
      I am not joking they say "LESS-TER", like it's someone's name!

    • @DoctorNemmo
      @DoctorNemmo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theslamjamfrincisco2820 Gurdsosstershyr?

    • @doctoralex_
      @doctoralex_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@baconstrips6260 But...
      But that is how it is pronounced...

    • @nourdjaoui3214
      @nourdjaoui3214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I remember there is a game where anyone who pronounces worchister sauce correctly is automaticly an elderich horror

  • @guybrush1701
    @guybrush1701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Ben & Jerry's new flavor: Tim Roof Sundae. Vanilla ice cream with white chocolate chunks,vanilla wafer crumbles, pickle juice ribbons, and jalapeno bits. A flavor explosion that's as salty as its inspiration, and sounds so wrong but tastes so white!
    (Yes. As a kid, Tim's favorite drink was straight-up pickle juice. He would buy jars and give the pickles to his friends so he could drink the juice.)

  • @emeraldgiss
    @emeraldgiss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +937

    The guy the said I am saving that pie for later was falsely convicted of murder. He was just a homeless person they decided to pin it on and most of the evidence said it was not him but they still charged him. It's said that he did not understand what was happening, all he knew was he had a place to stay and eat.

    • @reddeath5791
      @reddeath5791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      I know you meant to say convicted but the thought of *falsely convincing* a man that they’ve killed people is absolutely hilarious to me

    • @TereziPyrope413
      @TereziPyrope413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      after all those centuries of its existence the best argument against the death penalty remains to be "people get it wrong sometimes"

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@TereziPyrope413 Can't deny that, and I'm super in favor of it. That really is the #1 flaw.. though if you think about it hard, it's not a flaw in the death penalty, it's a flaw in the justice system.
      We need to get biblical on that shit. If you can get witnesses together, the guy did it, kill him (or like, if it was theft, charge him money / enslave his ass for 7 years max). if the witnesses are found to be lying, fucking execute them immediately. If there were no witnesses? guess what, you get away with the crime today. kinda sucks but it's better than tying the justice system up in it for years or putting people in prison for decades. No lawyers, no dumb arguments. if a law is bad, fix it.

    • @BrokensoulRider
      @BrokensoulRider 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@KairuHakubi ... See I agree with executing lawyers who made up evidence/lied to convict someone, same with witnesses. I know several that could get that. :)

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      ​@@BrokensoulRider the way I look at it, lying in court is literally using the power of the government as a weapon. It's treason.

  • @VesaKo
    @VesaKo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    Huggbees: *Convicted for illegal handling of M&Ms factory equipment* I want my last meal to consist of every piece of evidence that proves I'm guilty.
    Officer: Sir, that wouldn't change anything. We have witnesses.
    Huggbees: *Charming smile*

    • @HexagonThatReallyLikesVinegar
      @HexagonThatReallyLikesVinegar ปีที่แล้ว +17

      oh no

    • @scottpeltier3977
      @scottpeltier3977 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@HexagonThatReallyLikesVinegaroh yes!

    • @milesedgeworth3667
      @milesedgeworth3667 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eating the evidence of your crime as your last meal wont work because it was already used to sentence you to death

    • @VesaKo
      @VesaKo ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@milesedgeworth3667 Igi ari! Certainly, any criminal would be nearly out of time if they're eating their last meal. But by appealing to the courts right after, siting a lack of evidence as reason, the date might be shifted to accommodate. A lack of evidence could convince the judges to reduce the sentence, meaning that it wouldn't be too late.

    • @Lottabaggage
      @Lottabaggage ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That made me laugh way more than it should've

  • @sewkrazy
    @sewkrazy ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Tombstone pizza is to die for.

  • @emberZemian
    @emberZemian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    My last meal would be a cool refreshing glass of shrimp water, dispensed from the finest filling machine they can get

    • @excusemebutwhat3587
      @excusemebutwhat3587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Why not a rinsing machinr

    • @_wanted_outlaw3007
      @_wanted_outlaw3007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@excusemebutwhat3587 why would you rinse shrimp water? Only crab water can be rinsed.

    • @DreamPhreak
      @DreamPhreak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      hot dog water

    • @anbthree786
      @anbthree786 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I read that as a glass of pool water and vomited a little in my mouth

    • @Jjb-gk4ce
      @Jjb-gk4ce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@anbthree786 what’s the difference really

  • @traphimawari7760
    @traphimawari7760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    Huggbees last meal would most likely contain some dessert of the chocolate mint variety

    • @Jadriam
      @Jadriam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That implies Huggbees is a mere mortal, and I'm still convinced he may not be limited to only space and time.

    • @AWriterWandering
      @AWriterWandering 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      served from a filling machine

    • @JayStack5
      @JayStack5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah, it would be KFC and well done steaks

    • @sjsmith8739
      @sjsmith8739 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mr. Huggbees if you're reading this, just be advised that you DON'T have to get yourself convicted of 168 counts of murder in order to make this sort of request.

    • @AWriterWandering
      @AWriterWandering 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sjsmith8739 yeah, you could just hire hitman with culinary skills.

  • @Spideybro213
    @Spideybro213 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I love how not swearing in the first 30 can be a bad subversion of expectation
    Like think a parent watches the first 30 seconds of a video that their kid wants to watch, they think it’s alright so they let them play it, and then they swear the entire alphabet

  • @DoritosAndMountainDew
    @DoritosAndMountainDew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +839

    I would get Stuart Ashens' "Chicken in a Can" as my last meal, because it would probably kill me before my execution

    • @loquendo918
      @loquendo918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Or make you into a zombie with how cursed that stuff was

    • @shadowsofwinter_
      @shadowsofwinter_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Uncooked SPAM. Need i say more?

    • @MysteriumArcanum
      @MysteriumArcanum ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "An excellent last meal" *Chef Excellence jingle*

    • @ItsTheSpecialistLIVE
      @ItsTheSpecialistLIVE ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shadowsofwinter_ pfft THE POWER OF THE NATIVE, IN THE PALM OF MY HAND!!!

  • @kbrock9146
    @kbrock9146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    The Tombstone thing was meant as an "f you" all the way around, since he was being executed and would soon be placed under his own tombstone (probably more of a marker, but hey.... guard's got jokes apparently).

    • @kbrock9146
      @kbrock9146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@nemo-x I'm sure the torture and murder of his victim(s) qualified as such as well.

    • @DavidSartor0
      @DavidSartor0 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kbrock9146 Cruel and unusual punishments are still disallowed for torturers.

    • @kbrock9146
      @kbrock9146 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DavidSartor0 where did I say differently?

    • @DavidSartor0
      @DavidSartor0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kbrock9146 I felt a brief moment of catharsis, as if I was happy this person was denied their final request. I replied because I felt guilty.

  • @agnieszkasciog4490
    @agnieszkasciog4490 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    My worst nightmare is getting criticized by huggbees

  • @tychoonthemoon6824
    @tychoonthemoon6824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    I feel so bad for these people, I hope they're ok!

    • @pixelpickle4006
      @pixelpickle4006 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too, it would be a shame if they died.

    • @beebob2877
      @beebob2877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      It’s funny cuz they’re super dead!

    • @null2010
      @null2010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      They.... They're dead.

    • @shitking007
      @shitking007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Haven’t seen em recently, I wonder what happened

    • @CheeseGraterToiletPaper
      @CheeseGraterToiletPaper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nah they ok just asleep for a really long time

  • @dreamman5588
    @dreamman5588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    The only thing preventing me from doing a felony right now, is chocolate chip mint ice cream.

    • @scottmorrison3929
      @scottmorrison3929 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I have a list of atrocities and a pack of Mint Chocolate Klondike bars.

    • @InfinityEnterprises
      @InfinityEnterprises 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well good news for you, bad news for society: if you commit an extremely violent act resulting in the deaths of over 150 people, as long as it isn’t in Texas you can ask for mint chocolate chip ice cream as your last meal, so it’s like you’re getting both at the same time.

    • @Adriethyl
      @Adriethyl 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You don't suffer social anxiety, thus preventing you from commiting crimes?

    • @johnsullivan1526
      @johnsullivan1526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Adriethyl I think dream man was just saying he likes mint chocolate chip ice cream,, not sure where you got the anxiety bit from

  • @ThePorygonBoi
    @ThePorygonBoi ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My last meal would be:
    • Spicy chicken tenders with a honey mustard sauce on the side
    • Macaroni and cheese
    • Mashed potatoes with gravy
    • Two buttermilk biscuits
    • A glass of fruit punch
    • Walnut brownies with a glass of milk

  • @nolan1913
    @nolan1913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    "I can't do anything for 11 and a half hours" me currently sitting halfway through my 12 hour shift

    • @LudaChez
      @LudaChez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dude same. I set up Art Basel in Miami and my work day was 8pm to 8:30pm with two 15min breaks and 3p for lunch. But still that's a 12.5 hour day. Come on.
      Or give Andrew some Xanax and beer and see how long he sleeps

    • @nolan1913
      @nolan1913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LudaChez Ima cook and I didn't get a break throughout that shift nor any shift. And I do 12 hours at least 2-3 times a week. Fucking blows

    • @LudaChez
      @LudaChez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nolan1913 yeah I know the restaurant thing. I've bartended and served and had doubles that were 8-12 hours no break. I feel your pain.
      Unionize!!!

    • @nolan1913
      @nolan1913 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LudaChez oh man I'm in Florida and we got two cooks for three hotels (we all switch from time to time). And basically there's no such thing as a union here lmao

    • @plantain.1739
      @plantain.1739 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nolan1913 least you got good tier knife skills probably.

  • @noahn8130
    @noahn8130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    I actually DO want that coin for my collection… kinda sounds badass

  • @chhhalk
    @chhhalk ปีที่แล้ว +19

    (by the way i will definitely update this when given and any mistakes pointed out will be fixed)
    0:00 intro
    2:42 intro done (timothy mcveigh)
    4:02 john wayne gacy
    4:44 ricky ray rector
    5:16 ronnie lee gardener
    6:28 victor harry fueger
    6:56 james edward smith
    7:57 lawrence russel brewer
    9:38 eileen wuoronos
    10:28 fritz harman
    10:51 margie velma barfield
    11:13 rodger casement
    11:30 mathias canizal
    11:39 mona fendi
    11:53 clarence ray allen
    13:12 o'delle barnes jr.
    13:25 charles brooks jr.
    13:52 alton coleman
    14:09 garry lee davis
    14:25 john deering
    14:39 robert alton harris
    15:43 walter bernard legrand
    16:19 clayton drell lockett
    17:15 marianne albert pruitt
    18:29 coy/coi wayne westbrook
    18:53 phillip ray workman

    • @drpibisback7680
      @drpibisback7680 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eileen's last name was "Wuornos."

    • @chhhalk
      @chhhalk ปีที่แล้ว

      @@drpibisback7680 thank

    • @raniess
      @raniess 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      late but its actually mona fendi not monafondae

    • @chhhalk
      @chhhalk 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@raniess thanks dude

  • @TJP5.0
    @TJP5.0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    If it was my last meal, I would get everything I've wanted to try with peanuts on it. I'm deathly allergic, so I don't even need to take the lethal injection afterwards.

    • @StagbeetleProductions
      @StagbeetleProductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      There was a guy who did something similar

    • @GolfClash2718
      @GolfClash2718 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      thats me- I can't eat tomatoes though so I'd get two pounds of lasagna,spaghetti, pizza, etc.

    • @fairytells8503
      @fairytells8503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@GolfClash2718 pizza is so good id die eating that shi too if i could

    • @user-zh4vo1kw1z
      @user-zh4vo1kw1z 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Reminds me of when my sis's dog had to be put down.
      Her oldest was about 6 or 8, just old enough to fully conceptualise what was happening. So not to happy when it was explained to him. He then immediately sat up and went "that means she can finally try chocolate!"
      A quick furtive Google search later to be sure it wasnt going to put her in pain, that's exactly what happened. And she loved it!
      If I end up as a dog that has to be put down, that's how I want to spend my last night: surrounded by the Pack, getting pets and scritches and finally gettin to enjoy something I've been eyeing all my life.

    • @connor48880
      @connor48880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      They wouldn’t allow it cuz they’ll know what you’re allergic to

  • @WasatchWind
    @WasatchWind 2 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    1:50 - Man the car that he used to commit vehicular manslaughter is going to be a bit hard to swallow.

    • @FecklessandKekless
      @FecklessandKekless 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Just wait until they bring in the autopsy table...

    • @Tenderofyggdrasil
      @Tenderofyggdrasil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What is he made a building collapse, tiny little bits, mmmm concrete as dinner

    • @apchistuz
      @apchistuz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and also a knife with a sharpened blade

    • @averynormalacount2887
      @averynormalacount2887 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are what you eat.

  • @Nick_C1997
    @Nick_C1997 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    My last meal:
    Pepperoni and Ham Pizza
    Chicken Parmesan
    Rabo de Toro
    Paella Valenciana
    Chicken and Sausage Gumbo
    A5 Wagyu Steak, medium rare
    Chicken Enchiladas
    A Double Smashburger with Cheese
    Jamon Iberico
    Cookie Dough Ice Cream
    Dr. Pepper
    A book to read
    I’ll share the leftovers with the prison guards

  • @toreole5831
    @toreole5831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    If i ever go crazy and end up having a last meal, id tell them to give me as many different types of cheesecake as they can get me, and then make a tierlist about those cheesecakes.

    • @bedi3983
      @bedi3983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A hero

    • @valletas
      @valletas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They will get you a yogurt instead and pass a law to stop people from getting cheesecakes

    • @jarrethoglesbee4596
      @jarrethoglesbee4596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I mean to be fair EVERYONE has a last meal. Most people just don't know what it's going to be.

    • @Pihsrosnec
      @Pihsrosnec 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jarrethoglesbee4596 that's... A really dark way of putting that

    • @KiatnissNZ
      @KiatnissNZ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jarrethoglesbee4596 just gonna eat cheesecake for the rest of my life and keep a constant tier list running

  • @raymond_dont_cry3451
    @raymond_dont_cry3451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    "We couldnt get any o' your magic bullshit voodoo sand" killed me

    • @afellowpotato
      @afellowpotato 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got

  • @nicholayrichardson9668
    @nicholayrichardson9668 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    I like the idea of last meals. No matter how fucked up you are, no matter how severe your trail of spread misery and trauma, we'll allow you one last, small, simple indulgence. Because being good means seeing value in all things. Even in horrible things.

  • @TooRudeProductions
    @TooRudeProductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    When you're doing your milkshake bit, the person in the background who's making the milkshake must really love doing dishes because they could just take the ice cream and directly put it into the blender and not put it into another thing beforehand

  • @volterkeg
    @volterkeg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I think the last supper was meant to sow regret in prisoners before they go. To help them experience what they missed out on and will continue to miss out on in death. Thats probably why some of them ask for nothing, something simple or prison food, so that they dont miss life before they get put to death.

  • @SnapshotOfASoul
    @SnapshotOfASoul ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love the dozens of different explanations for a last meal that all have new invented reasons. The reason, I think, is probably because if the execution doesn't go ahead you still can say you fed the person lmao

  • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
    @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 2 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    > Couldn't care less what he's given if he's going to be executed, might as well eat human shit
    > Completely unwilling to watch the lord of the rings trilogy before getting executed
    Huggbees truly is a man of mysterious tastes

    • @afellowpotato
      @afellowpotato 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got

    • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
      @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@afellowpotato Oh, huh. Well, thanks I guess!
      That was indeed more than I thought.

  • @redbarron90
    @redbarron90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    I would want my last meal to be a Clark bar. And since they don't exist anymore, that means that they would have to build the entire warehouse and machines, get the ingredients, make the bar and send it to the prison. THEN I would make that one singular bar last while I watch every How It's Actually Made.
    F I L L I N G M A C H I N E

    • @G0thBug
      @G0thBug 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Sadly you can only ask for food from somewhere around the prison or from the canteen, meaning your request would be denied or you’d be given something similar.

    • @DONKFORTRESS6956
      @DONKFORTRESS6956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      man I sure love a clark bar

    • @ChargeQM
      @ChargeQM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ... My wife's candy store sells Clark bars. If that was a joke, I accept my whoosh.

  • @Lin-rh6qs
    @Lin-rh6qs ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Huggbees: I don't want an upset stomach before my death.
    Also Huggbees: he also asked for antacids, because he was apparently concerned about acid reflux before his death.

  • @Fulgrim2
    @Fulgrim2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +795

    Last meal: Taco Bell.
    Crime: Putting spicy memes on public display.

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Last meal: 24 kart gold
      Crime:

    • @Ampheon181
      @Ampheon181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Eats spicy goodness like a boss

    • @raccoonofmotivation20
      @raccoonofmotivation20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That turns the chair into a gas chamber

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@raccoonofmotivation20 John Doe: excited be electricity, and gas some time in the 2000s
      "Who knows how long this room had been locked, the smell is so bad no one could go in, and whoever tried is now stuck in that room!"

    • @gestaltblitz8296
      @gestaltblitz8296 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sure the last meal isnt some eldar in the warp

  • @nefariosgliscor
    @nefariosgliscor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    There was one that I really hoped to hear you talk about where the guy's last meal request was a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. He did it because he knew he had a severe peanut allergy and died from it before his execution. It was a big "fuck you" to the prison system for not looking at his medical charts and he essentially went out on his own terms.
    Also, are we not gonna talk about the dark irony of Tombstone pizza? Sure, it could have been a coincidence that it was the brand they had in the freezer, but they were about to send him with his own tombstone.
    *EDIT*
    Wow, Huggbees read my comment or similar ones that had both of my points covered! It was almost like he was telling me I'm full of shit and for some reason that's kinda flattering!

    • @stupidvideos1449
      @stupidvideos1449 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That didn't happen

    • @nefariosgliscor
      @nefariosgliscor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@stupidvideos1449 yeah, I also just saw the new video as it was unfolding. I'm ashamed and honored for having my thoughts acknowledged by him even if he didn't read my specific comment lol

    • @evandaymon8303
      @evandaymon8303 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know this is year ago and all but you got to have common sense. Why would they give a prisoner something they would be allergic to in first place. They would be highly aware of your symptoms of allergies and avoid giving you things that would kill you instead of the execution they would set up.
      They would be making sure of your allergies before preparing your last meal so they dont end up killing you unintentionally with food allergies

  • @casshus_charisma7856
    @casshus_charisma7856 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I came for the how it's actually made, I stayed for this.

  • @Raenafyn
    @Raenafyn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I feel like the choice to swap the dominos for tombstone was definitely a joke about the fact the prisoner was going to die, and I'm sad Huggbees missed it.

  • @hilotakenaka
    @hilotakenaka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    Honestly I would be happy with many things for my final meal
    Except for soup
    Not because I hate soup, mind you. It’s just that you’d have to live a very depressing life to wish for soup to be your final meal.

    • @sleepyote
      @sleepyote 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Well if you have no teeth I guess it'd be fine

    • @hilotakenaka
      @hilotakenaka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@sleepyote I feel like if you didn’t have any teeth you’d be depressed anyway

    • @yourallygod8261
      @yourallygod8261 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@hilotakenaka milkshakes exist tho...

    • @retonman7492
      @retonman7492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      No one ever thinks: hm today I want some soup.

    • @tohru-adachi-true-legit-real
      @tohru-adachi-true-legit-real 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fr

  • @clearconfusion4115
    @clearconfusion4115 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just casually not gonna mention the guy that requested an entire fucking BIBLE for his last meal?

  • @BerzinskyMusic
    @BerzinskyMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "Staring at a woman for more than 2 minutes... without a license" that one snuck up on me right off the bat haha

  • @raftal528
    @raftal528 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    "but his final meal was a cigar...." I DIED LMAOOOO

    • @Fanimati0n
      @Fanimati0n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I like to imagine that he actually ate the cigar instead of smoking it

    • @melvinmerkelhopper5752
      @melvinmerkelhopper5752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Fanimati0n Real Sigma move.

    • @asher_delphi976
      @asher_delphi976 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So did he 😏

  • @paintedplasmics
    @paintedplasmics ปีที่แล้ว +5

    this is my favorite video on the internet

  • @azi-keil9574
    @azi-keil9574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    I'm an avid Spaghettios with Meatballs enjoyer, and I was a bit surprised that someone would order the original version for their last meal. I think I can say after that reveal that the video thumbnail is technically clickbait.

  • @dboot8886
    @dboot8886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "You've ruined lives, you are going to die, and you've been given a pretty outlandish request, and you still bitch about it. You were a man of conviction right to when it, really didn't matter." Yeah that's basically anyone who's in prison... sans the dying part.

  • @frankiefromky
    @frankiefromky ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Fun Fact: Before an execution is carried out, the prisoner's butt hole is stuffed/plugged so when they die and release their bowels... there's no clean up!

    • @Bawgle
      @Bawgle ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Huh. That makes sense, I never even thought about the spillage.

    • @zgredczwartyniesamowity363
      @zgredczwartyniesamowity363 ปีที่แล้ว

      And at the end of life, all you get is a buttplug

  • @toganium4175
    @toganium4175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    As someone who has low self esteem, that intro made me feel even better about myself.

    • @Igami_No_Io
      @Igami_No_Io 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Second me on that

    • @anarkxi
      @anarkxi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nichole4684 that black guy with the lightning makes a very good point

  • @bmo14lax
    @bmo14lax 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Glad I'm not the only one who finds the concept of a last meal fascinating as shit.

    • @TereziPyrope413
      @TereziPyrope413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      i read somewhere that the last meal and final words are granted to the prisoner as a way of having the moral high ground. after all, if the state just kills the prisoner it would make the state just as cold and heartless a murderer as the murderer themself, but by dignifying the murderer with a last request they've basically done just enough to distinguish their murder from the murderers murder. if this is in fact true, that begs the question: what if a murderer kept their victim hostage and allowed their victim to choose a final meal?

    • @MyHeadHz
      @MyHeadHz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TereziPyrope413 k

    • @TereziPyrope413
      @TereziPyrope413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MyHeadHz k

    • @fingernecklace4817
      @fingernecklace4817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TereziPyrope413 the state must maintain its monolopy on violence, sometimes through delicious food

  • @NativeJoel
    @NativeJoel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    18:10 love that rant

  • @jacksonfunke8230
    @jacksonfunke8230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    It still feels so weird to see a face talking with huggbees' voice

  • @someveryaveragedude3574
    @someveryaveragedude3574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    15:09 they gave him tombstone pizza instead of domino's pizza
    That gaurd just did the greatest fucking "haha" of all time

  • @roachdoggjr2883
    @roachdoggjr2883 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Really glad the video ended before any of these people died.

  • @Maykenzie
    @Maykenzie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    I understand the whole principle of "Hey I'm going to die, might as well make the most of it" but most of these are so implausible and enormous that I'm not sure if the prisoners were trying to kill themselves via heart attack before their executions or if spraying liquid diarrhea all the way to the gas chamber was actually the plan all along.

    • @karnickel-s33d16
      @karnickel-s33d16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I think a lot of these are intended as one last "fuck you"

    • @null2010
      @null2010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't think they finish their meals most of the time, it's kinda just a massive fuck you to everything

    • @maucazalv903
      @maucazalv903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      maybe they couldn´t decide what they wanted for last and instead ask for a lot of things to have a "menu" to choose from :v7

    • @Ktotokroto
      @Ktotokroto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I wouldn't be able to just choose one dish I want, so I would go with the stuff I enjoy the most and then just see how much I can stuff myself before the time comes.

    • @JJAB91
      @JJAB91 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice pfp

  • @vampsjen87
    @vampsjen87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    9:30 this is the equivalent to ruining lunch time for the whole school but the school was so pissed of that they stopped doing lunch

  • @YourTypicalHuman
    @YourTypicalHuman 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    2:33 I love how his sunglasses match up perfectly with the screen, giving him strangely scary eyes

  • @CturiX.IREALLY
    @CturiX.IREALLY 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    imagine being the cook to deal with all these homemade dishes, you'd be a culinary genius!

    • @themooseisloose111
      @themooseisloose111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There's actually a documentary about death row inmates that features a chef who makes some of them: th-cam.com/video/Z13UwA9UzeY/w-d-xo.html

  • @Fanimati0n
    @Fanimati0n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I would LOVE to hear last words. Some of them are so badass or funny. One of my favorites is Mary Blandy: a woman sentenced to hanging in 1752, whose last words were, & I quote, "For the sake of decency, gentleman, don't hang me high" She seems like she would be fun to be around if it weren't for the "killing her dad to be with a man he didn't approve of" thing

    • @AluminumFusion22
      @AluminumFusion22 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or the woman who ranted about how she'd return with Jesus on a mother ship to blow up the White House like in Independence Day.

  • @TinkersKustomPaintball
    @TinkersKustomPaintball ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I just ate The Boss sandwich from subway so when it finally hits rock bottom and I run screaming to the shitter later I'm gonna name that greasemonkey Lawrence Russell Brower

  • @Omnishredder
    @Omnishredder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    The guy who wanted his last meal to be an apology for his actions, the prison must've realized by refusing his request it would create a bigger knock on effect increasing the guys act of kindness, you wouldn't refuse a good deed unless you knew it would cause a wave of the good deed, guy probably had regrets and was trying to make peace

    • @CoralCopperHead
      @CoralCopperHead ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Doubtful. It would've just taken too much effort to actually deliver a pizza to a homeless person in Nashville.

    • @rayusremy
      @rayusremy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@coralcopperhead685 wanna know what's worse? The dude was most likely falsely convicted. Was sent in for shooting and killing a cop with a weapon he wouldn't have been able to have. It was most likely the cops coworkers who ended up killing him and framing the man

    • @milkyteadrops
      @milkyteadrops 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And from what it sounds like, he wasn't even guilty in the first place!

  • @siryak
    @siryak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    If I had been convicted of murder and was about to be exicuted, I would have a chocolate peanut butter pineapple smoothie, because I am deathly allergic to peanuts and pineapples, and I’d go out on my own terms.

    • @jahredharrison4069
      @jahredharrison4069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You may not know this, being allergic and all, but those two flavours go pretty horribly with eachother. You'd get some real funny looks from the guards.

    • @siryak
      @siryak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jahredharrison4069 When I was a youngin and I had not yet developed an allergy of pineapple, I made a smoothie of pineapple, thin mints (Girl Scout chocolate mint cookies) and cashews (which taste the same as peanuts I think) and I thought it tasted great! Although I also have always thought that chard tastes good, so maybe I'm just weird

  • @PaleWhiteDummy
    @PaleWhiteDummy หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:16 huggbees finally captured miniladd I see

  • @RedmarKerkhof
    @RedmarKerkhof 2 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    I can't believe you didn't even mention the guy who ate an entire bible for his last meal.

    • @agnetalykins7564
      @agnetalykins7564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Wasn't that just a hoax?

    • @Dontworryaboutit961
      @Dontworryaboutit961 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      @@agnetalykins7564 no it’s true I was the bible

    • @enemyinc.6741
      @enemyinc.6741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Dontworryaboutit961 You were the bible? Are you like, its ghost or something?

    • @Explodinghairypotatocat
      @Explodinghairypotatocat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@agnetalykins7564 yes it was

    • @Konpekikaminari
      @Konpekikaminari 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@enemyinc.6741 you can say they're
      😎
      A holy spirit

  • @NonRandomUser
    @NonRandomUser 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    20:12 "That is a man of conviction."
    Brilliant.

  • @Dragoncharmander
    @Dragoncharmander 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Making murder fun feels like a phrase that would be said about danganronpa

  • @v0rtexbeater
    @v0rtexbeater 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    What I like about this man is that he's an "old school" youtuber, the kind that still actually puts effort and edits their videos.
    Most commentary youtubers like this usually just upload their unedited twitch streams and call it a day.

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not sure who those "most" people are, I rarely see em

    • @saintofkildas
      @saintofkildas ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BierBart12critikal and oompaville

  • @mushroomwings3236
    @mushroomwings3236 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "what would you like for your last meal?"
    "I need two number 9's---"

    • @tiltingwindmill
      @tiltingwindmill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The only No. 9 I know of is the Pastrami Sandwich at Togos sandwiches. And frankly two sounds pretty freaking good.

  • @devonkelly44
    @devonkelly44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    9:40 Aileen is actually fascinating. there's a really good movie about her!

  • @degobah144
    @degobah144 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "I'm saving it for later"
    I'm dead, oh wait he is. 💀

  • @alexredding6318
    @alexredding6318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I find it easy to believe that a lot of these criminals ordered KFC before they bit the big one. By consuming KFC's fatty, greasy chicken, they can sweat off the guilt of not only eating that meal, but also the guilt of their crimes, both through perspiration and defecation.

  • @GoldenOne131
    @GoldenOne131 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm in tears at 14:23

  • @charlesreischer2612
    @charlesreischer2612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    6:20 as a kid my parents would drive down for around 12 hours to my grandparents every now and then, and the run time of the lord of the rings was perfect for watching during the ride

    • @ingtapoot
      @ingtapoot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That sounds amazing

    • @theslamjamfrincisco2820
      @theslamjamfrincisco2820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ingtapoot have you ever had to drive for 12 hours

    • @ingtapoot
      @ingtapoot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@theslamjamfrincisco2820 I have a few times and it's boring as hell. LOTR would help the time pass so nicely 😂

  • @Zack_Zander
    @Zack_Zander 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    5:10
    A really subtle way of saying “I’ll be back”

  • @Terminated_Account
    @Terminated_Account 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    2:52 Better Call Saul!

  • @StonedWandererAZ
    @StonedWandererAZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    14:06 I took my best friend to a higher end restaurant and he ordered a filet mignon well done and covered it with A1 sauce. It took all my strength to contain my disgust.

    • @axehead45
      @axehead45 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ah yes because God forbid someone like something you don’t like.

    • @JJAB91
      @JJAB91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@axehead45 The furry is defending this mockery of all that is good on this earth, I'm not surprised.

    • @axehead45
      @axehead45 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JJAB91 because God forbid someone likes something you don’t like.

    • @JJAB91
      @JJAB91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@axehead45 Repeating yourself doesn't make you any less wrong.

    • @axehead45
      @axehead45 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@JJAB91 being confident doesn’t make you any less of a jerk