Why I Think RFK Jr Dropped Out

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  • @JoshJohnsonComedy
    @JoshJohnsonComedy  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1736

    Hi Friends make sure to subscribe. Goal is 650k by Aug 31st

    • @Kazja6
      @Kazja6 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      September works too...
      Love your work Brother

    • @RichardsNickname
      @RichardsNickname 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      it froze

    • @jimbozium
      @jimbozium 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      If only we could go back in time we'd meet that. Will happen soon.

    • @zachryder3150
      @zachryder3150 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Seems a bit too late for that.

    • @richfromtang
      @richfromtang 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah? well maybe make your stream work so we can hear your jokes and give you a like/sub/whatever

  • @jedwing
    @jedwing 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2985

    I met Josh today on the street in my Brooklyn neighborhood. He was running past on his way somewhere in a hurry. I said "hey" and he stopped. We shook hands, I told him I love his work. He was genuine, humble and just cool. It's nice to know artists that you like are good people.

    • @jamie_lou
      @jamie_lou 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +155

      Every time I see him pop up on The Daily Show I smile. He is my favorite!

    • @WynneL
      @WynneL 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +104

      I always had a feeling he'd be like that in person. Thanks for sharing. 💗

    • @lowjayP
      @lowjayP 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +120

      I like the part that you stated explicitly that "he was running past on his way somewhere in a hurry" and it occurred to you that it was the perfect moment to stop him from what he was doing so you could shake the man's hand. I appreciate that Josh is a good person, but I swear to God, as a normal, average citizen, if someone were to begin a conversation as I am rushing around and it is obvious, I would not be so kind.

    • @LisaLisa001
      @LisaLisa001 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

      Ok I gotta know, was he wearing jeans and a gray hoodie?

    • @jakestroll6518
      @jakestroll6518 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      It’s good to know he’s a chill guy.

  • @TurquoiseInk
    @TurquoiseInk 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1074

    As an immigrant I can attest Doritos are crack. I finally gave up Doritos and soda and dropped 50 lbs. The food of the Enemy! 😂

    • @ithoughtyoumightlikethis500
      @ithoughtyoumightlikethis500 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      As an American, I agree. I once had an addiction to Doritos and Coke Cola. I had to have it everyday. I stopped when I realized that I had an issue. It was a little harder to stop drinking the cola, though. 😊

    • @AnaLucia-wy2ii
      @AnaLucia-wy2ii หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      It’s the MSG. 😂 Fortunately, I can tell when there is a lot of msg because I get very thirsty and get that feeling that I can’t stop eating it. Then I feel really gross and I know NEVER to buy that product again. 😂 I usually feel sick and have a headache afterward.
      I’m sensitive to MSG, but I don’t think it’s harmful to most people besides the fact that it makes you want to keep eating forever.

    • @AnaLucia-wy2ii
      @AnaLucia-wy2ii หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@ithoughtyoumightlikethis500Took me forever to give up Diet Pepsi!

    • @iunderstanphotography2780
      @iunderstanphotography2780 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      In this country? yes! Gotta be careful!

    • @sonjahattonfarr3487
      @sonjahattonfarr3487 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      💯

  • @caitcc89
    @caitcc89 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +573

    Josh getting fired up about bad food is the most Louisiana thing ever 😂

    • @catherineprice1613
      @catherineprice1613 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      You know it!! Hahaha

    • @peachesnola7860
      @peachesnola7860 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Yes!! One of the few things that can get us really riled up!

    • @caitcc89
      @caitcc89 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@peachesnola7860 I’m from Nola so solidarity for sure!

    • @agirlfrommars3441
      @agirlfrommars3441 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      His fist where shaking 😂
      I honestly thought if pot pie turned into a human at that moment Josh would’ve swung!

    • @AntQuinic
      @AntQuinic 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Us louisianians do NOT play about food LMAOO

  • @mackinacisland3825
    @mackinacisland3825 หลายเดือนก่อน +202

    In the first year of my marriage, I made salmon patties (from the can) about once a week. My husband finally came clean he hates salmon patties. We r in our 37th year of marriage. I haven't made him salmon patties for 36 years. The pot pie story reminds me of this. Thanks for the laughs.

    • @aramilalpha1
      @aramilalpha1 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      My mom would make salmon patties for my step dad, and he would rave about them. Then, when I was maybe 12 or 13, he found out they had mustard in them, and she hasn't made them again since. I may never forgive him.

    • @OlJackBurton
      @OlJackBurton หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      salmon patties are fine. but that canned salmon? i don't know whoever thought THAT would work as a patty...

    • @jcam5064
      @jcam5064 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      ​@@aramilalpha1I still hold a grudge against my father because he is the reason my mom stopped cooking many many meals. He's just a jerk, he always has something to say about anything we cook. And if it's something he does like, he starts trying to control how you cook it. Ex, when she fries him eggs he makes her heat the oil on HIGH for way too long.

    • @kostar500
      @kostar500 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jcam5064hmm, your dad is a jerk

    • @watamutha
      @watamutha หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Pot pie is great, whats he ranting about?

  • @PopcornPip
    @PopcornPip 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2744

    As someone who immigrated to the U.S. when I was a child, I’ve never felt so seen. I have a lot of memory issues, but for some reason one thing I can’t forget, carved into my brain as a core memory, is the sleepover in 5th grade when I first tried a dorito.

    • @paulchavez3039
      @paulchavez3039 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +110

      Try Doritos locos tacos. It blew my mind.

    • @yourpalfred
      @yourpalfred 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

      This is so endearing 😭

    • @crystalmurrill
      @crystalmurrill 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      😂😂😂

    • @shards0fwords
      @shards0fwords 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Love this comment n_n

    • @ErezElene
      @ErezElene 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

      I remember trying a cheese puff for the first time was I was three 😂 Those fake cheese chemicals really are memorable

  • @Andymcg92
    @Andymcg92 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +521

    “I’ve fallen down a very specific rabbit hole” yes I’m familiar with your stand up please continue

    • @orboobleck5366
      @orboobleck5366 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's not like he needs to warn up any more.

  • @psychedelicpegasus7587
    @psychedelicpegasus7587 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1419

    I drank Arizona Iced Tea and Pop Tarts imported from the U.S. on two separate occasions in my life. Drank the tea, felt high and then went home and slept for 5 hours. Tried one pop tart (strawberry flavour) for breakfast, became incredibly hyper, for half an hour and then fell asleep on the couch for 2 hours. What a rush! 😂

    • @kpepperl319
      @kpepperl319 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +174

      You might want to check your glucose levels... Your body didn't make enough insulin to break down that sugar you ingested

    • @shakachoarroyo
      @shakachoarroyo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +108

      Never heard of someone getting the Itis from less than a snack

    • @trippingthelight
      @trippingthelight 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +88

      wait until you try some of our cereals

    • @JamieDoe472
      @JamieDoe472 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      Psychosomatic there is no such thing as a sugar rush

    • @rainbowwwkim
      @rainbowwwkim 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

      And ppl wonder why obesity is high here 😅 that's just the whole grocery store
      Edit: you can get healthy food, it just costs way more than the junk food

  • @cjprem4872
    @cjprem4872 หลายเดือนก่อน +132

    Josh, I just lost my dad and you made me laugh for the first time in weeks. Thank you.

    • @christopheromoifo1526
      @christopheromoifo1526 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Sorry about that

    • @Plethorality
      @Plethorality 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I hope you find deep, deep comfort.

    • @juliasimpson1759
      @juliasimpson1759 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      So sorry for your loss. Laughter helps. I know from personal experience. Sending healing energy your way. 💜

    • @eb0526
      @eb0526 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I’m so sorry for your loss. Nothing like losing a parent🙏🏾

    • @laurencopenhaver5366
      @laurencopenhaver5366 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Buried my sister yesterday. Had the gathering here at my house now I’m laying down looking at TH-cam videos I got you brother

  • @tiffanyblack8755
    @tiffanyblack8755 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2053

    Overstaying one's visa to spend more time with Doritos is about as American as it gets 😂😂😂

    • @samreddig8819
      @samreddig8819 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +115

      Honestly should get his citizenship from that alone

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      ​@@samreddig8819 I'm surprised he didn't! Also, that foreigner begging for change for some doritos at a Bodega. So American.

    • @CarlaAnnHarrison
      @CarlaAnnHarrison 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      That’s why I never ate anything but the plain Doritos, I hated Ranch dressing from my first taste so that was out. Nacho cheese is ok if that’s all there is but usually I’ll just pass. Yuck.

    • @kingbreadmaker
      @kingbreadmaker 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It is the American Dream!

    • @MatthewTheWanderer
      @MatthewTheWanderer 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @@CarlaAnnHarrisonPlain Doritos? So, Tostitos, lol? It sounds like your tastebuds are broken.

  • @mirithilrose54
    @mirithilrose54 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +542

    I'm from The Netherlands. Can confirm. We eat cardboard. Anyone planning to come over, go to the Turkish restaurants. They're great and use spices.

    • @pfthurley
      @pfthurley 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

      Indonesian restaurants in the Netherlands are also amazing! Thank you colonialism 😂😂

    • @HansHammertime
      @HansHammertime 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Tell me you can't cook good stampot without telling me you can't cook good stampot:

    • @18Hongo
      @18Hongo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      ​@@HansHammertime Yeah - I absolutely love trying new foods, I love eating cuisine from all over the world, I'd probably die if all the Indians closed up their restaurants and went home, but... we have SOME good food in northern Europe.
      Hell, I'm British, and yeah, fish and chips is pretty damn nice if you cook it right.

    • @BREAKMEKNEES
      @BREAKMEKNEES 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Didn't you guys send an open pedo who got convicted of raping a 12yo kid to the Olympics after reducing his sentence to a "committing an unusual sexual practice" BS year when he was extradited from Britain where he raped a child?

    • @erikdaigle9212
      @erikdaigle9212 หลายเดือนก่อน

      When white's are a minority, don't get mad cause we got jokes too.
      Just waiting.

  • @Gersheyz
    @Gersheyz 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +975

    Sugarhill Gang rapped about this. "Have you ever went over a friend's house to eat and the food just ain't no good? I said the macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed, and the chicken tastes like wood"

    • @chrislewis4606
      @chrislewis4606 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      Bring your Kaopectate.

    • @adafrost6276
      @adafrost6276 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

      Rapper's Delight was playing in my head the whole joke.

    • @crnkmnky
      @crnkmnky 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@chrislewis4606 *Always.*

    • @Tekishak
      @Tekishak 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      😂

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I think he meant the wood tastes like chicken because everything tastes like chicken.

  • @neojazzgospel
    @neojazzgospel 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    My daily dose of Anxiety calming & laid back laughter. Genius. Pure genius. Josh is next level. He should be in movies right now.

    • @phillipweber6059
      @phillipweber6059 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I understand your statement but Hollywood is probably a place to avoid for a minute!

    • @neojazzgospel
      @neojazzgospel หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@phillipweber6059 You’ve got a valid point there.

  • @spacedbro
    @spacedbro 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +298

    Josh's old man energy is so high I honestly took it for granted that he'd be a pot pie enjoyer. I am legitimately shocked.

    • @HoneyBadger80886
      @HoneyBadger80886 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      SHOCKED!! But, then again...he's got a history with the red box.

    • @FaerieDust
      @FaerieDust 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      That was so unexpected, I don't know what to think! Maybe he's never had a good one, just the traumatic childhood frozen ones and mediocre ones that haven't been enough to overshadow that horror.
      Like, pot pie is basically just stew with bonus pie crust. Delicious, like, by definition 😅

    • @christinehottinger5791
      @christinehottinger5791 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      He can't have had a halfway decent one if he can compare what should be pie crust to bread.

    • @em5522
      @em5522 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      I would actually fight him on this one.

    • @WandaBeasley-pi4hl
      @WandaBeasley-pi4hl หลายเดือนก่อน

      Real intertain 😂✋🛑🤣🤣

  • @baxterdevin
    @baxterdevin 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +204

    As someone who had a VERY white grandma who grew up during the depression and hoarded expired Cap'n Crunch in her basement, yeah I can put some of those recipes on Nana. My Nana was a beautiful, compassionate woman who raised 4 children as a single mother in the 60's while working as a Head Nurse...but her cooking was not good. But she did know the art of the Bad Food Ambush.

    • @FallacyBites
      @FallacyBites หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Ditto. The horror stories in my family abound to this day.

    • @Spanderson99
      @Spanderson99 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      My grandma was known to combine Jello with celery! The 60s were a weird time for food, people didn’t quite know what to do with all the processed stuff yet

    • @catlover2223
      @catlover2223 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Now I’m picturing your grandma hiding in a bush with a giant pot pie, with a manic grin on her face. 😂

    • @kokoflash
      @kokoflash 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Good thing your grandma was a nurse.

  • @clarkeboytrois
    @clarkeboytrois 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +834

    "Mama, Ima work so we don't have to live like this."
    ☠️☠️☠️

    • @DeadInside-ew8qb
      @DeadInside-ew8qb 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      I’m an adult now and still eat “those” meals

    • @YlecaraOibur
      @YlecaraOibur 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Mt 8 yr old said something similar 😂😂❤

    • @sailincat2822
      @sailincat2822 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      That really hit close to home. I grew up poor, and my mother was not a good cook.🙁

    • @l.c.5285
      @l.c.5285 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      LMAO

    • @JGLy22086
      @JGLy22086 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      That’s where I had to turn this off because I was laughing so hard I couldn’t hear the rest! What a funny man!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @em5522
    @em5522 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    I felt his whole tiktok cooking rant. Crosses over with some of these yt shorts too.

  • @XckBrm
    @XckBrm 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +290

    This is one of the most fiery and passionate that I think I've ever seen Josh get, and he's yelling about pot pie.

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Pot pie as a metaphor for American life.

    • @clcotton26
      @clcotton26 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯 I think he doesn't like POT PIE!!!

    • @coya8coy175
      @coya8coy175 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      It’s a shame. I make pot pies all the time and they are flippin’ tasty!

  • @TheNukewarfare2
    @TheNukewarfare2 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +390

    I’ll be real. Went to the grocery store today. Saw a bag of Doritos, and decided at the last minute to throw it in my cart because I haven’t had them in so long. Got home. Started eating them and saw Josh just uploaded a new video. “I think we might’ve done crack again…” Already halfway through the bag. Can confirm. 😂

    • @pcarri5857
      @pcarri5857 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      Family size because you are financially responsible,right? 😉

    • @AfuaYmani
      @AfuaYmani 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      I stopped eating that shit decades ago. Caved in last week and could not stop eating them.

    • @unknownx7252
      @unknownx7252 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I wanted to, but I'm not that adventurous anymore, lol.

    • @luvstrixie
      @luvstrixie หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I did hypnosis once because of my love for Doritos. Halfway through I got the giggles. Couldn’t stop. I actually refused to be hypnotized because I didn’t want to give them up. Finally I was done with them. I can’t afford to buy them again. It’s truly crack.

    • @parxgirl2156
      @parxgirl2156 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I will be buying doritos next trip to the market. Have to check this addictive treat.

  • @Sicaughtik
    @Sicaughtik 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +418

    "Nana's world famous mayonnaise grapes" LMAO I had tears running down my face!

    • @Exisist5151
      @Exisist5151 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      I do think it’s funny that that’s just half the ingredients in chicken salad sandwich though.

    • @AdrianFlipflop
      @AdrianFlipflop 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Who the hell is putting grapes in chicken salad sandwiches ​@@Exisist5151

    • @Exisist5151
      @Exisist5151 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@AdrianFlipflop You have not been to the Midwest. It’s not a full grape either it’s sliced so you don’t get the cherry tomato effect and often put it on croissants. It adds a whole different dimension to it. It sounds weird, but it tastes good.

    • @rebeccageiger9110
      @rebeccageiger9110 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I absolutely saw something similar to this at a potluck when I went back home (upper Michigan) to visit my mom. I was like, what is this? I think it was cool whip and grapes but I was like, "no thanks"

    • @ZERO_O7X
      @ZERO_O7X 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @12:43 for quick reference, followed at 13:33 for the shepherds pie joke that had me in tears. 😂

  • @Just999Me
    @Just999Me 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Another great set. Still amazes me how consistent you are, the length, and the variety of your content. Sad I missed tickets sales in my area but will definitely try to catch you next time. You sold out so fast, so happy for you.

  • @richpeltier9519
    @richpeltier9519 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +235

    In my head I'd always assumed that RFK Jr. just asked the lady who hit the bear, "you gonna eat that?"

    • @jefferson808
      @jefferson808 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      This comment has aged extremely well. On many levels.
      Good show, bruv.

    • @bevwest7428
      @bevwest7428 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Good comment

    • @MstraightupG
      @MstraightupG 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Hahaha

  • @wavemancer
    @wavemancer 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2177

    we want our politicians to be steely eyed enough to see things as they are, but also crazy enough to believe they can change things

    • @sgttomas
      @sgttomas 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      i prefer them imm-o-lated

    • @davoid1792
      @davoid1792 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +134

      And preferably not ratatouille-ed by a brain worm

    • @williamcrowe2576
      @williamcrowe2576 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      That said, what the hell does RFK Jr see in Trump that we can't?

    • @sgttomas
      @sgttomas 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      @@williamcrowe2576 his first term in office?

    • @mal1362
      @mal1362 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      ​@@williamcrowe2576 he sees someone that's gonna fix the country not make it worse

  • @catman6089
    @catman6089 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +191

    I'm not super into stand-up comedy, been watching the clips and TH-cam videos for a few years now, but by and far you are the most talented comedian I've come across. Just the ability to put out a completely new and unique 20-30 minute performance every week, and have all of them be equally hilarious is just so far above anything else I've seen. And on top of that you don't need to rely on crowd work, "dark" humor, being deliberately offensive towards marginalized groups, I mean you're really just the gold standard of what stand up comedy should be (in my opinion)

    • @andrestevenson3418
      @andrestevenson3418 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Yeah, this is a really good point. I hadn't realized it until you pointed it out, but a lot of comedians set up a lot of their online presence using crowd work to get their name out there and pique interest in their website or to get people interested in coming to a show, but Josh 's videos are always an actual set of fresh material. This guy rocks.

    • @doctorx3266
      @doctorx3266 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Agree. His material is hilarious, but also his delivery is 1000% on point. I think he could teach a class about comic timing. Just brilliant stuff all around.

    • @paulyhart
      @paulyhart 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Well said

    • @sunnyowens626
      @sunnyowens626 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I agree! Not crazy on profanity. Funny on the natural realm. Good vibes across a room. Talented! And also can make sense connecting dots along the way bunch lines! Go Josh!

    • @nightprancer1282
      @nightprancer1282 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yes he’s def the most talented comedian in the biz ❤

  • @Peach_Basket_Catch_It_Up
    @Peach_Basket_Catch_It_Up 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    As kids, I introduced a friend to both Doritos & Fluff, at my house. I’m surprised her mom ever let her come back over & didn’t insist that play dates be at their house lol.

  • @stephenriggs8177
    @stephenriggs8177 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +403

    Man, Josh. You just dissed my two favorite Costco entrees: shepherd's pie and chicken pot pie. I'm going to have to go buy one, now, in protest.

    • @guntotingmonk
      @guntotingmonk 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      He'd change his mind for Costco pot pie. I mean, for one, the chicken chunks are actually recognizable as chicken. There's also a much better ratio of goop to ingredients.

    • @Michigoose
      @Michigoose 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I'm with you! Let's eat them together apart and feel satisfied, haha - Shepherd's pie with lamb and bacon instead of random sad ground beef brings the experience way up. Find a recipe, random readers. ♥

    • @HappyGobo
      @HappyGobo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I tried a humongous Costco chicken pot pie once, I really wanted to like it because the ingredients were excellent but it was salty to the point of bitterness and we couldn't finish it.

    • @kashem425
      @kashem425 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      The Costco pot pie has been hit or miss for me. Occasionally you get the one where whoever assembled it just didn’t care to break apart chicken breast. Other times it’s the best bite every bite.

    • @---l---
      @---l--- 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      No. Get the Lasagna. it is so much better.

  • @bilindalaw-morley161
    @bilindalaw-morley161 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +369

    As an Aussie I really appreciate Josh explaining the stories whilst keeping the humour going. It's frustrating if you've got to ask Google halfway through a set.

    • @cooldebt
      @cooldebt 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Also as an Aussie, Josh reminds me of when Paul Hogan was first on tv sitting on a stool just telling us stories and being funny.

    • @linasayshush
      @linasayshush 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      As a Brazilian, thanks Josh from the international fans!

    • @natashaabdool5873
      @natashaabdool5873 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      As a Trini 🇹🇹I really appreciate his storytelling abilities ❤

    • @erikig
      @erikig 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Wait till you guys try Doritos 😂😂
      I recommend Doritos Dinamita Xxtra, your lives will never be the same

  • @meelahmanifestslove
    @meelahmanifestslove 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +351

    “This ain’t Texas toast this is fat bread.. you won’t get me again but that’s nice” 😂😂

    • @HoraceInkling
      @HoraceInkling 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Lol I moved from Texas to Pennsylvania, I feel his truth.

  • @PhillyFrank1
    @PhillyFrank1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Brilliant raconteurial skills -- perfectly paced, visually evocative, and super funny. And Johnson is prolific; I'm amazed at how many of these videos there are and how topical they are.

  • @coosoorlog
    @coosoorlog 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +278

    I've convinced myself that "falconing" means grown-ass men dressing up as falcons and doing falcon stuff together and it just makes much more sense.

    • @aegresen
      @aegresen 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Is that a boomer version of furries? lol

    • @andrewollmann304
      @andrewollmann304 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Honestly….falconry sounds cool, but it is definitely a rich person thing. I honestly think you might need a license for that.

    • @filmgirlLisa
      @filmgirlLisa 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😆😆😆😆

    • @jenesisxtreme
      @jenesisxtreme 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@andrewollmann304I don't know about falcons, but my Pawpaw has volunteered at our local dune's nature preserve for decades in his spare time. We are definitely a rural woodsy area, but he's worked with everything from deer to hawks, badgers, foxes, raccoons, owls, muskrats, turtles, opossums, you name it. Anything in the area that people bring or need help with. I've seen a lot of falconers on British TV lol, so maybe they are more fancy, but here you just need to be a wise old country man with farming roots who's dealt with a lot of critters in your life haha.

    • @andrewollmann304
      @andrewollmann304 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@jenesisxtreme If you wanna keep a falcon or other bird of prey as part of a wildlife rehab program or something, that’s your right. But, “falconry” usually refers to using birds of prey to hunt small game, like rabbits.

  • @meatballman_botw
    @meatballman_botw 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1051

    Disrespecting shepherd's pie AND pot pies is crazy. What kind of pot pies have you even been eating? I ate a whole pot pie today and I'll do it again in protest.

    • @karenm4322
      @karenm4322 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      😂😂

    • @imactuallysotoxic8709
      @imactuallysotoxic8709 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

      It isnt complete without a bag of doritos

    • @trippingthelight
      @trippingthelight 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      my thoughts exactly!

    • @teranmm
      @teranmm 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Needs hot sauce

    • @aellaaskew4263
      @aellaaskew4263 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      I'm with you, Doritos are gross😂! Give me a Sheppard's Pie any day!

  • @leopardsun
    @leopardsun 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +143

    Only Josh can spend the first 2/3 of a comedy special about RFK talking about Doritos and pot pies and keep me entertained.

    • @GeekGamer666
      @GeekGamer666 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Isn't this just normal stand up comedy? I thought a special was longer and usually on a stage.

    • @leopardsun
      @leopardsun หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@GeekGamer666 You're probably right. I'm not all that familiar with the comedy realm. Just used the terms I was familiar with. :P

  • @eddiehaymaker
    @eddiehaymaker 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Hey Josh. I’m late to your comedy. First noticed you on the Daily Show and that led me to your standup here on TH-cam. Outstanding story telling comedy…so good. You’ve got me as a fan (whatever that is worth!) and look forward to following your career and seeing you next time you come to Austin Texas. Your bit on how restaurants in other States trying to provide food that is linked to another state/region…so true and I’ve encountered and reacted EXACTLY like what you described in your comedy. 😂

  • @springgeorge3109
    @springgeorge3109 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +662

    So true about what the FDA allows to be put in food in America!😮

    • @Aaron.Thomas
      @Aaron.Thomas 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      This is why regulation exists, and should exist.

    • @msjamesesq
      @msjamesesq 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      In 2018, I visited my brother in Australia and we went to the grocery store. I was initially appalled at the lack of selection in the grocery store, but the longer I stayed in Australia (I was there about a month), the more I realized that it is a good thing to restrict a lot of the artificial flavors and preservatives and the chemical words that we can't pronounce (let alone spell) that the US government allows in our food.

    • @YaySyu
      @YaySyu 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      ​@Brandi_HillOk just because a word is big doesnt make it bad. We need a better education system

    • @atirasrc
      @atirasrc 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      You can thank lobbyists funding politicians as the core reason why agencies are powerless. Today guess which politicians are trying to get rid of Lina Khan as she is finally getting the FTC to do some work

    • @dfirment1064
      @dfirment1064 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      These people( american sheep) don't care about the health of the body and mind.. just the freedom to destroy it

  • @bbbartolo
    @bbbartolo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +363

    if the greatest art is the concealment of art, JJ is a magician. these riffs sound so improvised but nobody is that funny improvising! deserves a big, big career

    • @BOOMNERD51
      @BOOMNERD51 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      You are so right! 👍

    • @RicardoMoralesMassin
      @RicardoMoralesMassin 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Poetic review of a great stand up comedian

    • @russell-gt1dy
      @russell-gt1dy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He surely concealed the funny

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@russell-gt1dy oh, so, you believe that you're the arbiter of the world's sense of humour, do you? how do you find the time to tell us we're wrong about what's funny, what with having to constantly judge so many comedians ...?

    • @MichaelSplatkins
      @MichaelSplatkins 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@russell-gt1dy You're missing out. A sense of humor is real fun. 😉

  • @azulsimmons1040
    @azulsimmons1040 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +135

    Josh is a comedy machine. He always comes up with different routines every time I see him. He is the most diverse comedian I've ever seen. His ability to spin current events or history into a comedic bit from week to week is amazing.

  • @octavius3800
    @octavius3800 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Bro, anyone who can casually say "i was falconing with my friends" needs at least 15% of their income forcibly put in a charity

  • @OneLove365_TE
    @OneLove365_TE 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +159

    My Saturday was off to a bad start (was literally crying)…and stumbled across this and laughed harder than I have in months. Thank you - and hope you keep uniting us through laughter! 😂💐

    • @jenniferrandolph4115
      @jenniferrandolph4115 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Subscribed to his channel and it's my go to when I'm feeling down.

  • @astralshore
    @astralshore 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +313

    As a Dutch person, 100% agreed on the local cuisine. I’m all for diversity and open borders, and part of that is selfishness because of the food.

    • @bertellijustin6376
      @bertellijustin6376 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nobody with a brain is for open borders that claims a nationality in the same sentence. A nation without borders, isn’t.

    • @carlyar5281
      @carlyar5281 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      My husband‘s parents are from the Netherlands and until we dated he only knew how to cook super bland food (boiled everything). I’m lily white but my mom grew up in India so I grew up eating good flavourful food. I sorted the bland food situation out quickly. We’ve been married for over 20 years and my father-in-law is still amazed with a number of spices in our spice cabinet. 😂

    • @Liminal-Galaxy-System6819
      @Liminal-Galaxy-System6819 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      LMAOOOOOOOO 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @kenyafromcali
      @kenyafromcali 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No one has open borders love. That’s pure insanity!

    • @monkfishmondfinsternis3162
      @monkfishmondfinsternis3162 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Definitely. Same so with music imho.

  • @JoshJohnsonComedy
    @JoshJohnsonComedy  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +368

    Hi Friends if you are going to watch the premiere at 12 drop a 💐

    • @sosa6724
      @sosa6724 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      💐

    • @getfitwithvett9964
      @getfitwithvett9964 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      💐

    • @empressventress2938
      @empressventress2938 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      💐 can't wait! You're hilarious ❤

    • @Yiajmhat
      @Yiajmhat 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      💐 Even though it's 6pm over here (western EU), and I don't know a damn thing about who's gonna be roasted, I'm always up for a good laugh. Keep up the good work!

    • @TheStarlingFlight
      @TheStarlingFlight 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      💐

  • @theAwakenedOne007
    @theAwakenedOne007 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Josh, you are one of the best comedic joke writers to date. I hope you continue to grow and prosper. I love listening to your stories my man. Keep up the great work. And please let me know when you will be in NOLA. Would love to see you live!

  • @kathrynjeanelizabethstacy8603
    @kathrynjeanelizabethstacy8603 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +117

    Love seeing Josh in this era where he is killing it so hard. He’s been funny since day one and now he’s getting the attention and praise he deserves!

    • @Caroll8artiste
      @Caroll8artiste 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Josh is top level and you know it already, so do I. Go, Josh, gooooo winit
      D

  • @ToshaBreeanne
    @ToshaBreeanne 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +824

    "Fat bread" tickled me so much 😆Someone tried to feed me spaghetti pasta noodles and garden peas tossed in vinegar. I think I walked around with it on my plate in silent protest until it was time to go.

    • @minirth.maggie
      @minirth.maggie 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      Wait, just those 3 things? Noodles, peas, vinegar? WHY? And was it Southern sweet vinegar?

    • @trippingthelight
      @trippingthelight 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      you gotta be careful with certain veggies like peas, carrots, and celery. _everyone_ underestimates how much they change a dish. carrots add a lot sweetness, sometimes celery can have a kind of spiciness, and both celery and peas completely change the texture.

    • @ToshaBreeanne
      @ToshaBreeanne 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      ​@@minirth.maggie That was all. A pasta salad apparently. The vinegar... Maybe it was supposed to be sweet but she just didn't have the right kind? It's more likely she was just a lunatic that particular day.

    • @ToshaBreeanne
      @ToshaBreeanne 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      ​@@trippingthelight Shh, those are common Potpie ingredients! Josh is going to take you out! But yes!

    • @jennifermcgoldrick6323
      @jennifermcgoldrick6323 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      @@trippingthelightdid you just call celery spicy? 😂😂😂

  • @todor177
    @todor177 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

    Dude, how do you manage to drop 30 min clips left and right while being on the Daily Show and Lord knows what else you have going on? 😂 Kudos man, love from Bulgaria 🇧🇬

  • @armandsaulais1752
    @armandsaulais1752 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Real fun comedian. I was sad when Roy Wood Jr left TDS (new CNN show quite funny btw, though a little tame compared to his earlier stuff) but Josh is really picking up the mantle, with his own distinct style. Keep it coming!

  • @petermoglia
    @petermoglia 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

    "I think we did crack again" is such an immense opening line.

  • @BuruIgeru
    @BuruIgeru 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +232

    You know, it's close to midnight on a weekend where I am and I'm usually going down at this point. But wth, a Josh Johnson drop always deserves to be seen on premiere.

  • @JaysRandomnessChannel
    @JaysRandomnessChannel 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

    He's totally right about American corn/ potato chips...my ol lady is Thai and we got some Lays chips for the Asian market at the store here in Texas. It had a sticker on the back in Thai language that said "Please eat in moderation". I was shocked when she translated it so took out my phone and used Google image translator and yes it indeed said that 🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @FallacyBites
    @FallacyBites หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    My mom's generation, when dining at my depression era G-gramma's house, would ask "Are both ends meat?" Whenever she made this abomination (even in the1980s): A pot-pie like dish---no crust, just some bisquik biscuits cooked on top of a casserole dish with frozen mixed vegetables, a little chicken broth, and some cornstarch for thickener. Sometimes, she'd add actual chicken, but only to one-half the dish cuz they had guests. The guest would get a biscuit from the meat side, and family would get vegetables only. The biscuits made it so the guests couldn't tell there wasn't meat all the way through.

    • @sharonchilds4813
      @sharonchilds4813 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I love pot pie cause you get to eat bread, veggies and chicken all at once!

  • @MrJballn
    @MrJballn 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    "Walking from one show to another", alright I hear you, king, humble brag it's been a good year for Josh Johnson.

  • @BOOMNERD51
    @BOOMNERD51 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +283

    "Stop puuting bad food on your Nana!" hilarious!

    • @alyssamorgan6495
      @alyssamorgan6495 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      My Granny's signature dish was Hot Surprise...I think I can put that on her.

  • @gaillewis5472
    @gaillewis5472 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +417

    "Have you ever went over a friend's house to eat and the food just ain't no good?" 🤢🤮

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      The macaroni soggy, the peas all mushed, and the chicken taste like wood!

    • @theonewhereisay0h0h0h
      @theonewhereisay0h0h0h 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      You try to play it off like you think you can by saying that you're full. And then your friend says, "Momma, he just being polite, he ain't finished, uh-uh, that's bull!"

    • @frankpetronella
      @frankpetronella 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      And so your heart starts pumpin', and you think of a lie, and you say that you already ate

    • @thandie67
      @thandie67 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      😂😂😂 no all my friend can cook, cook.

    • @Endervideo-vi8dd
      @Endervideo-vi8dd 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      And your friend says "man there's plenty of food!" And he piles some more on your plate.

  • @leannhill9042
    @leannhill9042 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I got you on my home page yesterday and you are all I've watched and told people about ❤❤❤❤

  • @manuelestevez3982
    @manuelestevez3982 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

    Of all the conspiracies surrounding the Kennedy family, I’m mad at myself for dismissing the one where RFK jr was behind the mysterious dead bear in Central Park

  • @silververnallbells191
    @silververnallbells191 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +137

    Josh, you need a Marie Callanders pot pie.. it's a WHOLE different world from Banquet.

    • @pforgottonsoul
      @pforgottonsoul 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      he needs a home made one.

    • @onemouthymerc
      @onemouthymerc 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @@pforgottonsoul This. Any frozen pot pie is mid at best. Home made with a buttery flaky crust is the way to go.

    • @Nitesaru
      @Nitesaru 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      ​@pforgottonsoul Came here to say this, home made pot pies are delicious 😋

    • @wait...what...
      @wait...what... 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I LOVE Marie's pot pies!!

    • @matth1005
      @matth1005 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I hope you don't mean the people who RUINED SHARON'S THANKSGIVING DESSERT

  • @tiffanyragland4215
    @tiffanyragland4215 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +155

    Somebody done traumatized this po baby with pot pie and shepherds pie! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jenniferrandolph4115
      @jenniferrandolph4115 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It's so funny since I do like a good a good Shepherd's Pie and Pot pie!😉🤣

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I mean I've got to say I agree about chicken pot pie
      I can make a shepherds pie that would make you cry, but pot pie? Naw it's unfit to throw to the pigs

    • @SeñorSquish
      @SeñorSquish หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jenniferrandolph4115😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @helanna9843
    @helanna9843 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Josh Johnson - you are the good news. You are probably the only guy who can go from pot pies to RFK, Jr. and his bear and make it make sense. (Or as much sense as any RFK, Jr. story can be.)

  • @ccchic2
    @ccchic2 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    I was always jealous of my friends because my mother wouldn’t buy these four things: pot pie, tater tots, pop tarts and corn dogs. When I was old enough to buy my own groceries I got them. All of it was disgusting to me. Thank you, mom #bestcookever. I love you ❤❤❤

  • @missyrobbins8617
    @missyrobbins8617 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

    Belief doesn’t make a meal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I will be using this line for the rest of the year 😂

  • @devonpool542
    @devonpool542 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    I had a banquet pot pie for lunch today… and I feel like you were talking right at me 😂 the crust is the best part lol I mix it all together and I just love it. I am on a super tight budget right now and when you said white subjugation I just about fell outta my chair laughing. Love from Fort Worth! You are hilarious ❤

    • @OlJackBurton
      @OlJackBurton หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      if you ever grew up or lived on pure junk food on a budget, there were much worse things that banquet pot pie lol...

    • @lisahanson527
      @lisahanson527 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      They're delicious. I make a turkey pot pie after every Thanksgiving with leftovers.

  • @aslieren2
    @aslieren2 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I’m so glad youtube exists so we get to enjoy your sets.

  • @uniquelyunique1
    @uniquelyunique1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +185

    "Shepard's pie is like crip walking a tight rope of nasty." That Kendrick Lamar's Not Like Us music video reference went waaayyyy over their heads. Josh is indeed a man of culture. 😂

    • @theboopsmithy8523
      @theboopsmithy8523 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@uniquelyunique1 It was a slick reference.

  • @tarawalker7193
    @tarawalker7193 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    As a foodie, few things OFFEND me more than bad food. I feel you, Josh!

  • @lishol7
    @lishol7 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +190

    I love pot pie! All kinds. Home made as well as frozen. As a senior black woman, I just love pot pie! I've loved pot pie from almost birth! Chicken, turkey and beef! I can't even pretend - I just love it!

    • @Cya2night
      @Cya2night 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      Thank you. I don't know what kind of pot pie he was eating, but the pot pie I grew up on was great.

    • @doncampbell9356
      @doncampbell9356 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      There's a huge difference between a good pot pie and random canned vegetables baked into a pie crust.

    • @qckdg175
      @qckdg175 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I love pot pie. Ate the banquet ones as a kid until I had a homemade one. Great childhood memory.

    • @YT4Me57
      @YT4Me57 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@doncampbell9356 THAT PART! 😂

    • @ThePittsburghToddy
      @ThePittsburghToddy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I love pot pie too! Not the Banquet ones though. I think the Marie Callender’s are delicious! Swanson are decent…

  • @micprice
    @micprice หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    What a revelation! We all need a laugh right now. Your comedy is the perfect blend of wit and intelligence. Netflix, where you at?

  • @TobyChampion
    @TobyChampion 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    Oh, he's on top form here. I love how he makes the effort to step through timelines and imagine what was going on for one or two specific people in a story. This is such a good way to get an original take on an old story.

    • @Kevintendo
      @Kevintendo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wanted to hear his thoughts on RFK jr.. like the title of the video said .. 6:26 in and wasn’t mentioned

  • @nicnewlin2293
    @nicnewlin2293 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

    For peeps that can't get enough JJ, he is a frequent guest on Trevor Noah's podcast chiming in with funny, calm, mature perspective for being a wee young

    • @Khomebaker
      @Khomebaker หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      He’s like 35 years old. Just looks like a teenage, lol.

    • @frankG335
      @frankG335 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thanks for the tip! I adore Trevor Noah.

    • @frankG335
      @frankG335 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      To some of us, that's a wee youngun.
      Practically still a teenager, barely scraping their way into adulthood 😅​@Khomebaker

    • @joelbuzbee1750
      @joelbuzbee1750 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Can’t stand Trevor Noah😖

  • @twocats2543
    @twocats2543 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    The most prolific comic out there. Crazy work ethic, great material.

  • @vcapers5554
    @vcapers5554 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I want this young man to make scads of money from his comedy. We need laughter so badly. I only discovered him recently and listen to one of his standup almost every night to forget about climate change, bad policies and family struggles.
    Thank you Josh.

  • @missrhib
    @missrhib 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +113

    Nana’s World Famous Mayonnaise Grapes 😂😂😂

    • @Callie_Castle
      @Callie_Castle 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Psychic damage with that one; because you know that person was white. 🤣

    • @ceejay8718
      @ceejay8718 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @VictorH-27
    @VictorH-27 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

    My Oma's shepherd pie and chicken pot pie CHANGE LIVES, Josh. All the foreign exchange students hosted by my parents in SD (including me, a Southeast Asian) were swept away in pure JOY upon eating Oma's cooking. You're pushing too close to sacrilege, Josh.

    • @mapk1516
      @mapk1516 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bro must be from Manado, North Sulawesi

    • @marylhere
      @marylhere หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He knows Banquet Pot Pies….

  • @philoctetes_wordsworth
    @philoctetes_wordsworth 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

    With all of my heart, I hope that someday, someone serves you a delicious homemade chicken pot pie. No weird variations, just a delicious casserole encased in buttery, flaky crust. Very few things are more delicious or comforting. I am so sorry for your bad experiences. Hint: the pot pies in the freezer section are not good. There are no good mass-marketed pot pies.🤗🤗🤗

    • @bertellijustin6376
      @bertellijustin6376 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      You never had Marie collenders

    • @EleanorofAquitaine42
      @EleanorofAquitaine42 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@bertellijustin6376I have. It doesn’t hold a candle to a traditional homemade pot pie. They’re also super easy to make.

    • @Jcs57
      @Jcs57 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Right there is why you’re not in charge of meal selection. A good hot meal for a buck in today’s world is hard to find don’t be so judgmental.

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah strong disagree, even my award winning culinary instructors couldn't make a pot pie worth throwing to the pigs lmfao
      Now shepherds pie, if you do it right, now that's a meal

  • @kirstensray
    @kirstensray 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I am with you on pot pie. Had too many of them as a child. As a grown person, the smell of pot pie makes me nauseous.

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, but i think he might have just had bad shepherds pie, like you need to know what you're doing but that shit is good you just need moderate skill and a good recipe.

  • @lslewis
    @lslewis 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +149

    Dude said, "crip walking a fine line of nasty"😂...what a line!

    • @Kim-o4q
      @Kim-o4q 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      My favorite line in this set so far!

    • @donjhoe9206
      @donjhoe9206 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      le mot juste 👨‍🍳

    • @ziggywalsh5562
      @ziggywalsh5562 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "tight rope"

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 หลายเดือนก่อน

      At least he recognizes that a good shepherds pie is great but you need to be a good chef with a solid recipe, unlike chicken pot pie
      That's unfit to be thrown to the pigs

    • @lslewis
      @lslewis หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ConstantChaos1😅 I hadn't had either in virtually ever, but I imagine preferring my pies to be sweet over savory.

  • @luxmunk
    @luxmunk 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    I was at that show in Arlington, Texas. Stand out performance. Thanks Josh!

  • @XXhite
    @XXhite 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

    HOW THE PHUCK IS THIS DUDE SO FUNNY SO OFTEN?!?! He's a comedy work horse 🤣💯💯💯. And it's not fair to the other remedial comedians because at this rate, he will have told every possible joke to tell in the next 5 years. Then, ANY joke, he will be able to say was stolen. He's like an evil genius of comedy 🤓🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯🙌

    • @Eisaku2
      @Eisaku2 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      So many of my favorite comedians have like 8 amazing shows spread out across years, or less their entire career.
      Man is out here spitting out routines like they come in his dreams

    • @robtathome
      @robtathome 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Intelligent, interesting content and great delivery

  • @irreversiblyhuman
    @irreversiblyhuman หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This man can't stop putting out material. ❤

  • @victorsbomb4804
    @victorsbomb4804 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    I love getting a morning post from Josh. I’ve been watching him since 4th grade and now being a senior in highschool, getting to see how much he and his comedy has developed is so inspiring. He’s helped me through so many traumatic experiences and has created the perfect formula of informing people of real world problems while making them laugh. I also love the way he uses these real problems or situations as a way to change out/add more jokes into a set. Such a talented man, I hope he gets to reap the rewards of his work.

  • @dustinsmith7259
    @dustinsmith7259 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

    “Didn’t tell you which part,” straight killed me! Being from that same area, I COMPLETELY get that! 😂😂😂

  • @sallypea3202
    @sallypea3202 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    That movement is so true! Every hardship story I’ve ever gotten at the gas station started like that.

  • @elisagallegos7618
    @elisagallegos7618 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    So glad I found you. Enjoyed your show

  • @twylap8525
    @twylap8525 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

    I'm sitting here with a migraine, 3rd or 4th day straight, and when the meds knock it down a few levels I need stuff to occupy my brain. Listening to Josh is always dangerous in this condition because laughing out loud, especially full on belly laughing, actually hurts but I have no ability to not!

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Try reducing sodium. I never had so much a two headaches in my 60 years, until I started eating prepared foods, & wham, felt like I was having a stroke… which I was about to.

    • @Sammasambuddha
      @Sammasambuddha 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No choice? Do you know what that makes you?

    • @veritas4698
      @veritas4698 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Dude why are you on the internet with a migraine. You turn of all screen, take a painkiller, reduce noise and relax in the dark. Lot of fluids, good meal. For some caffeine makes it better for some worse you need to figure that out yourself.

    • @msmeya5
      @msmeya5 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I feel for you.

    • @msmeya5
      @msmeya5 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@veritas4698I promise you if what you listed was enough to completely knock out a migraine, then it wouldn't be one of the most debilitating disorders worldwide. Are we supposed to just sit in pitch black, on pain meds that can cause rebound headaches, & not try to have a life? I can promise living that way can lead to severe depression. It's 1095 days nonstop for me. I take every small chance I get to try & enjoy the silver linings on decent pain days. No processed foods, gallon of water each day, minerals/vitamins, exercise, medication regimen, sunshine when my eyes don't make me feel like a vampire. I could go on, but hopefully you've been educated a bit

  • @philoctetes_wordsworth
    @philoctetes_wordsworth 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

    7:52 That is precisely the way I felt when I walked into a Chi-Chi’s for the first (and only) time, in Connecticut. They called it Tex-mex, but it just made me sad. I did not eat, as the buffet was full of familiar sounding foods, but they were not recognizable to me.

    • @ckwind1971
      @ckwind1971 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      As a Californian that's hilarious to me

    • @JamieDoe472
      @JamieDoe472 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I'm not sure why you brought Chi-Chi's in at all. Chi-Chi's never had a buffet, and I'm guessing since you're talking about a totally different restaurant they're pretty different on many levels. Lol

    • @GigMaresh
      @GigMaresh 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Chi-Chi's started in Minnesota by a guy that played for the Packers. As in Green Bay. And no, the co-owner was not a Texan.
      When I moved to Eagan in 1978, my co-workers at UNIVAC got me to eat there once. ONCE!
      Barf me out!
      I've had frozen Mexican dinners that tasted better.
      Now, if you would like my recipe for TexMex enchiladas . . . BUT be careful. If you actually follow it correctly, do not serve to anyone.
      Do you recall that scene from the movie Oliver?
      They will be standing on your stoop . . . More More
      You have been warned!

    • @jamiefrontiera1671
      @jamiefrontiera1671 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      i grew up in Texas but went to college in NYC. Look, NYC has great food, but there were 2 types of food I did not try to eat in NYC. BBQ and Tex-Mex. I would eat at a Spanish or Cuban or any other type of Hispanic restaurant, but not Tex-Mex. As I knew it would not be Tex-Mex, and not as good. And un-like josh I never trusted a restaurant in NYC to be able to do BBQ as good, so I never went in. The closest I could say to be fooled, is someone invited me specifically to a BBQ, and while i knew they wouldn't be doing brisket, I assumed it would at least be ribs or chicken. NOPE, it was hotdogs and burgers. I was like, why did you call it a BBQ if you're just grilling hot dogs and burgers? why not just say you were having a cookout?

    • @Erica-en2qz
      @Erica-en2qz 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      As a Connecticut native who now lives in California, I can testify that what you are saying is 100 percent correct 😂

  • @hatedcritic8066
    @hatedcritic8066 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Thank you, TH-cam, for introducing this funny man. I'm hooked.

  • @gnocchidokey
    @gnocchidokey 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +320

    People making fun of US Americans for being fat seem to forget that we are systematically overworked, exploited, and basically fed poisonous, addictive non-foods. None of us get enough sleep, all of us are too stressed, and very few of us have a choice of cable providers, let alone access to labor unions. Perhaps what outsiders see as the famous egocentricity of Americans is us living in survival mode.

    • @gnocchidokey
      @gnocchidokey 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Also vegetarian shepherd's pie is delicious, maybe y'all should look into that.

    • @KeishaBoatman
      @KeishaBoatman 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Whats funny is RFK is all about getting the poison out of our food..

    • @twottj
      @twottj 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Obesity is still a choice, no matter what

    • @Anne--Marie
      @Anne--Marie 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Preach it!

    • @cg9612
      @cg9612 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      That's the best short description of us I've read.

  • @heatherjernigan8953
    @heatherjernigan8953 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +169

    💐💐💐 I dropped a few because I'm old and not too emoji-savvy, and it took me about 10 minutes to find this. LOL!💐

    • @VASHON-ve6ki
      @VASHON-ve6ki 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      LOL. . for the exact same reasons that I did not. . so thank you

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Josh Johnson bringing generations together (:

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Imma give you your flowers sir for this momentus achievement 💐 😅

    • @minirth.maggie
      @minirth.maggie 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I'm getting old. I've incorporated emojis, but I still think in words. My dad was an engineer and emojis made him weirdly angry. He would rant angrily but not very coherently about it. The only thing that really got through is that we're back to drawing pictures on cave walls... I miss him.

    • @Lss608
      @Lss608 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      You did an excellent job 💙

  • @christineherrmann205
    @christineherrmann205 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +92

    "World-famous mayonnaise grapes" made me gag, just a little.

    • @sailincat2822
      @sailincat2822 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@TwisterTornado, I was gagging too until you pointed out Waldorf salad. As I recall, it's actually almost good -- mayonnaise, grapes, walnuts, and I think mini-marshmallows and maybe shredded coconut.

  • @ALLI1104
    @ALLI1104 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thanks for what you do.. I appreciate you. ❤

  • @SimplyDrK33
    @SimplyDrK33 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    Didn’t know this was happening today. Glad I found it!

  • @michelnarvaez2615
    @michelnarvaez2615 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Amazing how this guy can make every subject funny and interesting.

  • @dev7831
    @dev7831 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +162

    The pot pie slander in this video healed a childhood trauma I didn’t realize I had

  • @jasperb1627
    @jasperb1627 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Great correspondent, amazingly funny, incredible timing, non verbal powerful.
    Many thanks for all the videos that I will be watching without my adblocker, just to give support where i can man.
    Keep it stand up.

  • @ruthdubb3274
    @ruthdubb3274 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    There was a literal rap song that described the predicament of going to a friend’s house for dinner and the discovering that the food is awful.

    • @helengournay2377
      @helengournay2377 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Rappers Delight. Sugarhill Gang

  • @JuliannaChaves
    @JuliannaChaves 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

    I didn’t even know it was called Shepard’s pie until I was a teenager. My parents called it…Gravy Train (as in the brand name of a dog food- which I didn’t know of). Imagine being in elementary school going to a friend’s house and telling their mom that her food looked like Gravy Train. 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @minirth.maggie
      @minirth.maggie 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Oh NO!! 😂

    • @pysvtfa4
      @pysvtfa4 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Great story!😂😂😂😂

    • @eaglelove00
      @eaglelove00 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hahaha got a true lol here

    • @denish1
      @denish1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh wow! 🤣

    • @anndeecosita3586
      @anndeecosita3586 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂

  • @Work2022-
    @Work2022- 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    Cracked Doritos, Pot Pie, and a Bear in Central Park, plus an Honest Politician! This a mix tape of laughter that you can play over and over, Josh , thank you young man 💐

  • @amyh.2020
    @amyh.2020 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I’m beside myself, so glad I stumbled on to this funny guys channel!!
    What a breath of FRESH AIR this guys comedy is!!!
    You are Nailing it!

  • @jamesweldon8118
    @jamesweldon8118 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Wow 30 minutes of non stop jokes when it seems like most comedians are only posting clips of crowdwork these days. Incredible work. Thoughtful commentary

  • @sharongammell4111
    @sharongammell4111 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +194

    Personally, Doritos is not my favorite. However, there was this girl from France who gained almost 20 pounds in the year she was in the U.S. As soon as she got off the plane, her family's smiles all faded and couldn't believe she was so "fat." By our standards, she wasn't fat, just slightly plump. Still nocely rounded. The French family was worried about her health and took her to the doctor. She was already showing signs of higher than normal blood glucose and chloresteral. She was 18 years old! It didn't take her long to get healthy again. We really are an unhealthy nation. In more ways than one...! 😂😂😂❤❤❤

    • @alexwelts2553
      @alexwelts2553 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      When I see kids from other countries trying American food, like Southern biscuits and gravy, chicken and waffles, I yell at the screen, don't ruin these healthy kids, but can't stop watching.

    • @wanderer10k
      @wanderer10k 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      But we have Doritos globally?! Like they’re EVERYWHERE.

    • @shakachoarroyo
      @shakachoarroyo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Only 20 lbs?

    • @sharongammell4111
      @sharongammell4111 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@wanderer10k This was a long time ago. LOL!

    • @sharongammell4111
      @sharongammell4111 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@shakachoarroyo Hey, she's French! LOL!

  • @tmorningstar2978
    @tmorningstar2978 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    As a falconer, I feel like I can help with the falconing question! Falconry is the hunting of quarry with a trained bird of prey, like a falcon, hawk, or eagle. Depending on the species of bird and available game, you might hunt things like ducks, pheasants, rabbits, squirrels (my favorite), that kind of thing. It's generally called hunting or hawking (even if you aren't hunting with a hawk). I've heard one person call it falconing besides RFK Jr. That could be a regional thing.

    • @MallyMall_DC
      @MallyMall_DC 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Thank u because I googled it & like 20 different things popped up.

    • @rarmai
      @rarmai 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      How does the hunting go? Do you tell your falcon, ‘go get me a duck’ and he brings one back? Or do you shoot it first?

    • @DarkHarlequin
      @DarkHarlequin 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      So asking a professional who knows his customers... Am I completely off base when I say that this sounds like some ´rich people sh***´? 🤔😅

    • @jamiefrontiera1671
      @jamiefrontiera1671 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@DarkHarlequin its rich people shit. even back through history it was a type of hunting kings would do. i can't remember where i heard the source, but someone was recounting the most ubsurd customizations on vehicles, and apparently only on some luxury vehicles you can have your car outfitted for falcons.

    • @richc848
      @richc848 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      According to "Behind the Bastards", for RFK Jr falconing was mainly catching rats in the pit of rotting cow and sheep carcasses he liked to hang out alone in.

  • @alzaresh
    @alzaresh 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I literally just killed some Doritos. There's an empty bag next to me.