Best of Fat Tony & the Mob

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  • @FreyaofCerberus
    @FreyaofCerberus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5324

    "You can really keep costs down when you don't pay for material or labour....or permits.........or land"
    Words to live by.

    • @brianfoti4696
      @brianfoti4696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      The Donald Trump school of land development.

    • @skandakumar2457
      @skandakumar2457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@brianfoti4696 all builders are like that. you think kushner is any better

    • @requiem165
      @requiem165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Agreed

    • @inevitablelyagitated1839
      @inevitablelyagitated1839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @nashvontookus7451
      @nashvontookus7451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@skandakumar2457
      Well, Trump's the most infamous for it since he's so brash about it.

  • @user-rl5ph2hr1i
    @user-rl5ph2hr1i 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2411

    “You are a hybrid. Half idiot, Half moron.”
    “Woah! Where did that come from?!? Woah!”

    • @stretcho4642
      @stretcho4642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      It happened again, i was reading comments and rewatching the vid and the comment was well timed with the video

    • @ZA-eq4le
      @ZA-eq4le ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Wait they had hybrid cars in early 90s? Strange

    • @Brandon-ff1yo
      @Brandon-ff1yo ปีที่แล้ว

      I like how the one time johnny tight lips told someone the truth was to say there an idiot and a moron

    • @largeaife7240
      @largeaife7240 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ZA-eq4le That episode was from the mid two thousands

    • @RedFloyd469
      @RedFloyd469 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ZA-eq4le We all know that simpsons characters simply don't age. Must be the rat milk.

  • @always-steelers
    @always-steelers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3626

    “Your all talk Hamil! You never even finished Jedi school!” Lol

    • @slamg4618
      @slamg4618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      That impromptu dancing part kills me everytime.

    • @thorbat
      @thorbat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      All of Louie's lines in that episode were gold.

    • @samwilson3d
      @samwilson3d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I literally laughed out loud

    • @JohnyG29
      @JohnyG29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You're*

    • @Tony-112
      @Tony-112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Classic Simpsons 🤣🤣

  • @MichaelB-jw5po
    @MichaelB-jw5po 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1454

    "6 queens"
    "Not so fast, 7 queens"
    That's a joke that passed right over my head when I was a kid and had no idea how cards worked.

    • @thatguy7683
      @thatguy7683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      I bet legs was about to respond with an 8 queens

    • @JayByrd83
      @JayByrd83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      They were probably playing poker with a Pinochle deck.

    • @treeper9986
      @treeper9986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      and poker is only 5 cards

    • @mzytryck
      @mzytryck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Colonel Sepple: "AhaHA! Ah've got fahve aces! What have you got, suh?"
      Bugs Bunny: "I have got six aces, sir."
      I didn't understand why my dad laughed so hard at that when I first saw it, either.

    • @Jamief1585
      @Jamief1585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      They’re playing with at least 4 different decks of cards there lol

  • @AttilatheThrilla
    @AttilatheThrilla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6260

    Tight lips one of the best side characters on the show

    • @neverdavenever
      @neverdavenever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      "Johnny Tight Lips!!! Where'd they hit ya?"

    • @tyjans370
      @tyjans370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      @@neverdavenever I ain’t saying nothing

    • @SlainOracle
      @SlainOracle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      @@tyjans370 well what do I tell the doctor?

    • @sarafalco6476
      @sarafalco6476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@SlainOracle Tell ‘em to suck a lemon.

    • @ardoronro6677
      @ardoronro6677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      "Woah, who said I was even in the show?"

  • @BenjaminBizarre
    @BenjaminBizarre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +973

    I swear, "I'm seeing double here... Four Krustys!" is one of the greatest jokes ever told.

    • @solmoman
      @solmoman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I once had the fortune to use that joke when I got introduced to twins one time. I was so proud of myself

    • @RedFloyd469
      @RedFloyd469 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@solmoman Was your comment met with confusion or just polite but awkward laughter?

    • @123huggaable
      @123huggaable ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same. This kills me too

    • @oreosandmilk67
      @oreosandmilk67 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      As a wrestling/simpsons fan, I was really happy this one time Randy Orton had a body double and I was able to yell this line. 😂

    • @quantumskittles
      @quantumskittles 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I love this so much its so funny !

  • @brianfoushee3382
    @brianfoushee3382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5944

    "What do I tell the doctor?"
    "Tell him to suck a lemon!"
    Legs is always funny. Johnny Tightlips was an excellent addition. Que bella

    • @HSamee
      @HSamee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I don't know why that's funny but I lol'ed really hard.

    • @harrycoral1910
      @harrycoral1910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      "dile que chupe limón" is also funny in spanish

    • @kristiant96
      @kristiant96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i never knew italian is french.

    • @TheBlackCobra48
      @TheBlackCobra48 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I thought he said "Tell him to fuck a lemon" XD

    • @sarafalco6476
      @sarafalco6476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Technically, it was Louie who asked Johnny where he was shot.

  • @hoot2416
    @hoot2416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    "You're all talk Hamill, you never even finished Jedi School!"
    😂😂😂

    • @sougotokiwa8439
      @sougotokiwa8439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      If only THAT line were in The Last Jedi...

    • @ForceMaximus84
      @ForceMaximus84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The funny thing is he isn’t wrong. He left to fight Vader before he was done with training.

  • @LordMajicus
    @LordMajicus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6894

    @4:54 Fat Tony just magically walking out from behind an extremely skinny tree is a very underrated gag.

    • @edfreak9001
      @edfreak9001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +367

      I didn't even catch that the first time oh wow

    • @humankinglobetard3000
      @humankinglobetard3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +414

      Aside from his name it’s never once been acknowledged that he’s fat. I guess even the writers are afraid of Fat Tony,

    • @connor_ono3611
      @connor_ono3611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      yep

    • @Darthillini
      @Darthillini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I didnt even know that happened until I payed attention to it thanks for turning me onto a funny clip

    • @Professorbaldy123
      @Professorbaldy123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      mmama is suck

  • @MeowthRocket
    @MeowthRocket 3 ปีที่แล้ว +810

    Fact that Joe Magneta (forgive me if I misspelled) loved the role so much that he insisted that even if it's just for a sneeze, that he wants to voice Fat Tony.... that says something.

  • @xandercage2388
    @xandercage2388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6339

    I prefer the cat. He hates Mondays. We can all relate.

    • @magmat0585
      @magmat0585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      eh, just because Fat Tony is bad guy, does not mean he's bad guy, yes?

    • @Force3vo
      @Force3vo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      How wide is that binder? He sliced up both front wheels while lying cross because they didn't slice at the same time.
      It has to be around 3m wide so Milhouse uses A1 binders confirmed

    • @chrishargreaves8016
      @chrishargreaves8016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      You would think, if he liked Garfield, then he would've thrown the other ring-binder out the window.

    • @amosdraak3536
      @amosdraak3536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      That binder trick was one of the smartest things I’ve seen any of the Simpsons characters do. It might not actually work in real life, but it was pretty slick.

    • @314rft
      @314rft 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Also, Garfield loves Italian food, so there's that.

  • @johnotto5639
    @johnotto5639 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    “You mean the mob only did me a favor to get something in return?” What a great line. 😂😂

  • @BloxEzio3
    @BloxEzio3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2685

    "Give me one good reason i would'nt kill you right now..."
    "Oh i have a great one, but you'll never get it out of me!"
    Johnny Tightlips is the best

  • @irlmusic8001
    @irlmusic8001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    7:30
    I love how Fat Tony is legitimately disappointed in himself

    • @icebear6598
      @icebear6598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      You can actually hear the sadness in his voice when he says: "I will go..."

    • @KingDice.
      @KingDice. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      "Eyy wait a minute...."

  • @tyjans370
    @tyjans370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7478

    For just three guys, they stood up pretty well against a group of Yakuza members.

    • @amosdraak3536
      @amosdraak3536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +745

      Mafiosi are no pushovers.
      And technically it was like four because the little one stood there for a while doing nothing.

    • @tyjans370
      @tyjans370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      I was talking about Tony, Louie, and Legs. My bad, I should’ve made that clear.

    • @amosdraak3536
      @amosdraak3536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      @@tyjans370
      No, my mistake. I was saying that it was like four Yakuza members they went against instead of five because the little one didn’t do anything at first. Yes, still impressive, regardless.
      Cheers. ✌️✌️

    • @tyjans370
      @tyjans370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@amosdraak3536 ahhh ok I understand lol

    • @orpheus9098
      @orpheus9098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@amosdraak3536 Yakuza member aren't either, have you seen what Kazuma Kiryu can do?

  • @christiankrenek7689
    @christiankrenek7689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    Joe Mantegna clearly has the time of his life voicing Fat Tony! In fact, Mantegna is on record as telling the writers that whenever Fat Tony appears, he'll provide the dialogue, even if it's just a few lines (he showed he meant it when he was in an episode that required him to make nothing but gagging sounds). It's always fun to see actors genuinely loving what they do. :D

    • @FireLordJohn3191
      @FireLordJohn3191 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They have the best performances.

    • @Krusty_bot63
      @Krusty_bot63 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      But in A Fish Called Selma he's voiced by Phil Hartman

  • @corey_the_bird3086
    @corey_the_bird3086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2007

    Fat tony quietly saying “take that” and “come here you little squirt” was probably my favorite part

    • @savag3knight206
      @savag3knight206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yea😂😂👌

    • @TalksOfLife1
      @TalksOfLife1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      My favorite was “forgiveness please” since when was Yakuza so nice?

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@TalksOfLife1 I mean, the Japanese are known for being polite...at least to each other

    • @nashvontookus7451
      @nashvontookus7451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TalksOfLife1
      They're nice to their employers, since that's who pays for their service

    • @ianlaswick9505
      @ianlaswick9505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@ianfinrir8724 THE JAPANESE? those sandal wearing, goldfish tenders?

  • @williamnguyen8663
    @williamnguyen8663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    I love how he’s a scary mob boss yet is so involved with the simpsons, to the point they’re on friendly terms. I wouldn’t be surprised if he ended up being Bart godfather

    • @Frosty98206
      @Frosty98206 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Fat Tony: *Walks into Homer* "Uh. Homer, does Bart have a Godfather?"
      Homer:" What's a Godfather... Oh Like Marlon Brando"
      Fat Tony:" Uhm... Sort of I Would like to be the Boy's Godfather"
      Homer: "I Don't think he needs one of those Tony *One of Tony's Goons Showcases a Bat whilst another Brandishes Pistola*
      Fat Tony:" You Seem Homer I'm not asking I'm telling, Either you let me be his Godfather or shall we say an "Accident" will randomly Occur Capeesh(?!).

    • @BillyShamsReal
      @BillyShamsReal ปีที่แล้ว +24

      they did this episode but with Maggie instead

    • @fenrirwolfbone9714
      @fenrirwolfbone9714 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, hes a legitimate buisness man

    • @Bluejay-ft3ki
      @Bluejay-ft3ki 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Frosty98206Capische*

  • @erikirmiger6161
    @erikirmiger6161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2402

    "I am not so much disapPOINTed as I am BLINDED with RAGE," says Fat Tony in calm, level tones.

    • @inevitablelyagitated1839
      @inevitablelyagitated1839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol

    • @shadowking1380
      @shadowking1380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Is it weird I’ve had an almost identical moment like that in real life?!

    • @stretcho4642
      @stretcho4642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Okay wtf i was rewatching this while i was reading the comments and as soon as i started to read this comment the part that it is talking about comes up on the video

    • @r.pizzamonkey7379
      @r.pizzamonkey7379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Honestly more intimidating that way.

    • @samtrotter7177
      @samtrotter7177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dumbledore said calmly

  • @ricksullo557
    @ricksullo557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    “Are you still in the mafia”
    “Uh yes I am thank you for asking” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jt4369
    @jt4369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1587

    "Hey, Fat Tony! Y'still with the mafia?"
    "Uuhh...ahem---yes, I am. Thank you for asking."
    Lol

    • @mindriot91_96
      @mindriot91_96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @corbeau-_-
      @corbeau-_- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      you mean the mob only did me a favor to get something in return?!

    • @inevitablelyagitated1839
      @inevitablelyagitated1839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lmao

    • @thequeertelope7941
      @thequeertelope7941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The custom of small talk is always funny when applied to stereotypical foreigners

    • @hvafaenskaljeghete1800
      @hvafaenskaljeghete1800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      "Okay i will go"
      "Ay wait-a minute?"

  • @mattdeluccia153
    @mattdeluccia153 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    I always laugh at Chief Wiggum accepting a Manhattan made by a child 😂😂😂

  • @luckyduckydrivingschool3615
    @luckyduckydrivingschool3615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1144

    "But Marge, that little guy hasn't done anything yet. Look at him - He's gonna do something... and you know it's gonna be good!"

    • @doesyomamaknowtho1468
      @doesyomamaknowtho1468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      ........... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!!!!!!??!!

    • @TheDarkarrow7
      @TheDarkarrow7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@doesyomamaknowtho1468 Awww 😞

    • @sougotokiwa8439
      @sougotokiwa8439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Subalawa!

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And it was good. You can hear three guys dropping to the ground.

    • @fuhkishoga5130
      @fuhkishoga5130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Pikkabuu I thought it was four.

  • @Unofficial1998
    @Unofficial1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    "I would like to remind you that accidents *WILL* happen."
    Literally the last thing you want to hear from anyone associated with the Mob, let alone the Mob Boss.

    • @charliev4546
      @charliev4546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Like the killing of you by us..I couldn't stop laughing 😆🤣 comic gold...

    • @icebear6598
      @icebear6598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Not my dyslexic ass reading Mob Boss as Bob Ross

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1644

    Tony does not get mad he gets *STABBY*

  • @jt4369
    @jt4369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    “I’m afraid I must insist. Y’see, my wife, she has been most vocal on the subject of the pretzel monies.
    ‘Where’s da money?’
    ‘When are you going to get da money?’
    ‘Why aren’t you getting da money now?’
    ...and so on. So, please.....da money...”
    Hahaha, poor guy.

  • @tomlxyz
    @tomlxyz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2463

    This is a pretzel town, pretty boy

    • @angryferb1079
      @angryferb1079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      They should’ve called Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy

    • @toainsully
      @toainsully 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Me: To the INVISIBLE BOATMOBILE!

    • @spartan2451
      @spartan2451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "Aay, you're not mad at me are ya?"

    • @TheCreatorT
      @TheCreatorT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Public service announcement: you can order auntie Anne’s for delivery!

    • @newgame897
      @newgame897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Fat Tony is gay for Moleman

  • @lucystarlight8887
    @lucystarlight8887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    "It's just a mob war, go back to sleep honey" is an underrated line

  • @toganium4175
    @toganium4175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2171

    Fat Tony is a character that got better in later seasons, at least to me (besides all the Fit Tony stuff; that was dumb). He started out as a generic drug dealer, but his schemes became a lot more creative over time (producing and dealing out rat milk, promoting a pretzel stand, making a ramp out of breadsticks, etc.)

    • @ShadowtheYouTuber523
      @ShadowtheYouTuber523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Those schemes are still from the classic era so you can't really call them later seasons.

    • @tomastumino3454
      @tomastumino3454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      fat Tony still manages to be funny in the new seasons

    • @finallightning7
      @finallightning7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Fat Tony is a irl Replica of a Mob Boss with charisma.
      You cannot run a gang without being reasonable and Fat Tony is very reasonable, except for the hot dogs. that was racist, but mad respect for the man
      😂

    • @buzzytrombone4353
      @buzzytrombone4353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The episode where he died would've been fantastic if they didn't bring him back as a skinny cousin. Like if anything, Louie should've taken the role as the boss.

    • @noe2126
      @noe2126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The show itself scrapped the Fit Tony idea. When Tony is wearing a green shirt, he's the original. When the shirt is red, he's fit Tony. In the later seasons like 30, 31, he wears the green again. And he "died" back in the 25, I think

  • @TheThundercow
    @TheThundercow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    4:53 Him stepping out from behind that tree is the most underrated joke of all time.

  • @Sitarya
    @Sitarya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +956

    "You see, my wife has been most vocal on the subject of the pretzel monies."

    • @adelez8573
      @adelez8573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Where's the money? When are you going to get the money? Why aren't you getting the money now?

    • @Y2Jeremiah
      @Y2Jeremiah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      And so on, so please. The money.

    • @grand-papou5730
      @grand-papou5730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mom spaghetti

    • @shaansingh7629
      @shaansingh7629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Legs, Louise, advance on them.

    • @jentarvhuul2558
      @jentarvhuul2558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      THERE THEY ARE!

  • @toffeelatte6042
    @toffeelatte6042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Man the truck -> trucktruck -> trucktrucktruck is one of simpsons best gags.
    Also the godfather references like FatTony's olive oil construction company.

    • @eisen.dieter
      @eisen.dieter ปีที่แล้ว +4

      no its not. at this time the Simpsons were already crap.

  • @iamacatperson7226
    @iamacatperson7226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    Man, what an awesome Yakuza mob leader, asks for forgiveness after smashing a window open, 10/10 upstanding citizen

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      And then leaving through the front door

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@davidhong1934 yea, what an awesome guy! Even closed it behind him

    • @ZomboOcto
      @ZomboOcto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Very nice!

    • @FlatPlaneReality
      @FlatPlaneReality 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The funny part about it that made me laugh is that its true they really are like that

    • @billysinge8977
      @billysinge8977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@FlatPlaneReality my Dad, who worked extensively with the Japanese in Tokyo when he was in machine tool sales, said the exact opposite. He said they’re horrible to each other and everyone else all the time. Perhaps it’s just Japanese businessmen, but J still find it interesting because many people don’g understand that aspect of the culture: the malicious and toxic part.

  • @eldritchinterface7481
    @eldritchinterface7481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    “How can you say that when construction has already begun?” Nothing will ever compare to this show in its prime bruh

  • @ollsmz9887
    @ollsmz9887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +992

    Fat tony is a cool villain I wish he was the main antagonist of the Simpsons movie

    • @futabamajima
      @futabamajima 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      I don't know, he was never really a villain. Sure, he's a criminal, but a villain, or even an antagonist, I don't think that would suit him very much

    • @ollsmz9887
      @ollsmz9887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@futabamajima true but also I wish there was other mob fight scene in the Simpson’s

    • @vincentfichtler7758
      @vincentfichtler7758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@futabamajima yes he's more like a anti-hero to me than a villain.

    • @Mandalorian_Goblinslayer
      @Mandalorian_Goblinslayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      “Is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family?”

    • @Mr.Mousey
      @Mr.Mousey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Scorpio was supose to be the villain at the start actually then they changed it

  • @Hotsaucebauce3943
    @Hotsaucebauce3943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    "I'm seeing double, four crusties" is such a good line

  • @thylacoleonkennedy7
    @thylacoleonkennedy7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +694

    "Now Homer, as you no doubt recall you were done a favour by our, uh, how shall I say... Mafia crime syndicate"
    Good to see you put some thought into tactful wording there Tony

  • @ShadowBeetle
    @ShadowBeetle ปีที่แล้ว +55

    2:38 this interaction with Milhouse is so cute where we see Tony´s kind side with kids, he has a child afterall.

    • @rainbowtoyfunrandomess1982
      @rainbowtoyfunrandomess1982 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I wasn't expecting that to happen since he's a mob boss, but I love that scene too between Fat Tony and Milhouse.😮☺️

  • @AvengerII
    @AvengerII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +927

    "Forgive us, please!"
    You have to give it to the Yakuza.
    They're polite killers!

    • @brianfong5711
      @brianfong5711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      9:21 I thought it was "forgiveness please"

    • @AvengerII
      @AvengerII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@brianfong5711 Same thing!
      So we heard it a bit differently.
      The Yakuza was polite. That's what counts! 😂😂😂

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      It's half the reason they managed to operate in broad daylight for so long.

    • @majickman
      @majickman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Kiryu is a good boi.

    • @georgeheld1901
      @georgeheld1901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Most mafias are polite

  • @petros2288
    @petros2288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    "Who says,does a peacock need all those feathers"That was a bit TOO philosophical for me as well.

    • @stefanfilipovits21
      @stefanfilipovits21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      They say that happens in the autumn years

    • @hvafaenskaljeghete1800
      @hvafaenskaljeghete1800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      FT - "WHOs to say? does a peacock need all those feathers?"
      PS - "look youre getting a little philosophical for me"
      FT - "i suppose so they say it happens in the autumn years"
      PS - "well be that as it may"
      FT - "get your hand off my car"

  • @gamesmastertobi29
    @gamesmastertobi29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1062

    Homer: You mean the mob only did me a favor to get something from me in return? Oh, Fat Tony! I will say good day to you sir.
    Fat Tony: Ok, I will go.
    Guilt tripping a mob boss. And they say Homer isn’t smart.

    • @xandercage2388
      @xandercage2388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Ehhh wait a minute..

    • @AvengerII
      @AvengerII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @Gay Lord Proven by how Homer behaves and what he's CONSCIOUSLY capable of when that crayon isn't shoved against his brain.

    • @alfredhadesworth9253
      @alfredhadesworth9253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I like that Tony looked down then tried to look him in the eye but couldn't.

    • @SoldierOfFate
      @SoldierOfFate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's a smart idea...at least until said mob boss decides on some payback for humiliating him.

    • @ryanmacleod2749
      @ryanmacleod2749 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He gets dumber and dumber with each season

  • @jaha777jaha6
    @jaha777jaha6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The sopranos theme always gets me when going over the fat tony mob scenes🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 they nailed it

  • @lowrytv6736
    @lowrytv6736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    Only The Simpsons could create an actual mob that only appear in few episodes and usually they have the best plots in them.

    • @irlmusic8001
      @irlmusic8001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Fat Tony was originally supposed to be a one time character I think

    • @mitchellwright5478
      @mitchellwright5478 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@irlmusic8001goes to show how funny/good a well written mob bit can be
      Visit Mad Sopranos skit for reference

  • @kenn_k
    @kenn_k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    0:35 Louie's just hanging out, business as usual
    0:38 Louie grows suspicious of the audience
    0:40 We're in the clear

  • @trevorburke8660
    @trevorburke8660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    Fat tony: Gets hit with nunchaku. Also Fat tony: "Come here you little squirt"

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      It was this fight that made me say, "Okay, it's official. Springfield has the most badass cartoon mafia." Fat Tony and crew are outnumbered by the *yakuza* and give as good as they get!

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    I prefer the cat. He hates mondays. We can all relate

    • @fudgewendigo
      @fudgewendigo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Truly.

    • @fudgewendigo
      @fudgewendigo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ATM Baer Just because he quoted something. I don't think so.

    • @fudgewendigo
      @fudgewendigo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ATM Baer I know, but it is a good quote. He might have just said it because it was funny.

    • @appalacha7278
      @appalacha7278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      edit: im retarded

    • @fudgewendigo
      @fudgewendigo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@appalacha7278 Bruh

  • @djsnowpdx
    @djsnowpdx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    Close call: at “Forgiviness please,” I almost spat my tea onto my iPad.

  • @GeneralCrixMadine
    @GeneralCrixMadine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "Come here ya little squirt... " Has to be my favourite Fat Tony line ever 😂

  • @JoeAriminvm
    @JoeAriminvm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    "I'm seeing double here! Four Krustys!"

    • @erik_gerhard
      @erik_gerhard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gets me every time.

    • @kantorpos258
      @kantorpos258 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hundred and 69 Likes! NOICE!

    • @JoeAriminvm
      @JoeAriminvm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      KINKY

  • @WeirdWonderful
    @WeirdWonderful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Louie being both genuinely talented at dancing AND being super opinionated on why he does not like Mark Hamill are very underrated moments from the same scene.

    • @HESHRocketWarhead
      @HESHRocketWarhead ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think that's Louie. Legs will be the other one of the main trio.

    • @WeirdWonderful
      @WeirdWonderful ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HESHRocketWarhead I couldn't tell, and I went off of his tapdancing skills being what got him his name XD

  • @zakbax7259
    @zakbax7259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    7:18
    “You mean the Mob only did me a favour to get something in return? Oh, Fat Tony…I will say good day to you, Sir.”
    “Okay. I will go…”
    “Eyyy, wait a minute…”

  • @VelociraptorAnimations
    @VelociraptorAnimations ปีที่แล้ว +12

    5:40 "Here's the first of what *I hope* will be many disabled students" is such a Principal Skinner thing to say 😂

  • @TVXQ157
    @TVXQ157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Truck Truck and the Truck-Truck Truck is the best lol always gets me

    • @kresimirbozic1976
      @kresimirbozic1976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What's a truck?

    • @Artyomthewalrus
      @Artyomthewalrus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kresimirbozic1976 tuck: "a wooden disk at the top of a ship's mast or flagstaff, with sheaves for signal halyards"

    • @ninjaguyYT
      @ninjaguyYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In the first shot, there's a truck missing. But when the truck truck... Truck shows up, the truck is magically back

    • @linkholder
      @linkholder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ninjaguyYT It fell off the truck truck didnt ya know?

  • @piroshi3rd
    @piroshi3rd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    That stage walk-in at 4:53 absolutely got me. I was stone faced the whole video and just completely lost it.

  • @Saif-zf9vb
    @Saif-zf9vb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "What's a truck?"
    "Don't play stupid with me!"

  • @hamishdow2188
    @hamishdow2188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    When fat tony said "ok i will go" he sounded genuinely sad, hes got to be the greatest side character in the show

  • @Isaac-LizardKing
    @Isaac-LizardKing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    You’ve got to appreciate the yakuza member’s honor when he flies through their window. He gives them his best english.

    • @Hugh.G.Rectionx
      @Hugh.G.Rectionx ปีที่แล้ว +5

      causes disruption and damage then thinks a polite apology can make up for it. typical japanese

    • @MrRyan-wu4jx
      @MrRyan-wu4jx ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Hugh.G.Rectionx Fo Givuness Preese

    • @FireLordJohn3191
      @FireLordJohn3191 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Hugh.G.Rectionxyou’re not funny.

  • @kumohara_319
    @kumohara_319 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    this is the best 9 and a half minutes on TH-cam

  • @qwellen7521
    @qwellen7521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    How does Wigum know the difference between pure and impure rats milk?

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      "Our rats have not been fed artificial growth hormones. The FDA has not found a significant difference between milk from rats fed artificial growth hormones and untreated rats."

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dallinburnett8732
      They spike the milk after bottling it. It's how they make orange juice.

  • @mcdonalds5972
    @mcdonalds5972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "Okay. I will go..."
    "Hey, wait a minute!"

  • @abdulwahab3604
    @abdulwahab3604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Fun Fact:
    Fat Tony is Voiced by Joe Mantegna.
    The Godfather 3 Joey Zasa

    • @Blei1986
      @Blei1986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      looool

    • @elgatofelix8917
      @elgatofelix8917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Everyone knows that

    • @tankunicorn134
      @tankunicorn134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@elgatofelix8917 I didn’t :p

    • @thehistoryvideogameandgame4730
      @thehistoryvideogameandgame4730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Also how about this for versatility? He also played An FBI Agent named David Rossi on Criminal Minds, He joined in the midst of the Third season and stayed in for the next twelve, Almost 13 years he put into the show.

  • @kiryuandgodzillagirl
    @kiryuandgodzillagirl ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "I prefer the cat he hates Monday's we can all relate" he's not wrong

  • @jeremytung1632
    @jeremytung1632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Who else isn’t to surprised that Maud and Helen were willing to go along with having the yakuza kill Marge.

    • @servantofthelivinggod6192
      @servantofthelivinggod6192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was looking for your comment. Just another blasphemy against Christians. They always make us look bad in the media. No Real disciple of Jesus Christ would ever do such a horrible thing. They always make us look like dorks and nerds, major hypocrites, and mentally ill. They obviously hate us with all their might. You will never find a positive role assigned to a Christian on any television show or movie, or even a book, other then The Bible of course.

    • @majickman
      @majickman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@servantofthelivinggod6192 It's the Simpsons, almost no one is portrayed as a perfect person. That's like getting upset that South Park made fun of a certain group of people even though they make fun of all groups in that show.
      Also, I understand hypocrites and mentally ill, but dorks and nerds? What's wrong with dorks and nerds? I don't think you should judge people based on their interests and hobbies as long as they're not hurting anyone.

    • @jakerockznoodles
      @jakerockznoodles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@majickman And its not even true that the media portray all Christians as bad. Quite the opposite. Perhaps it seems that way because there is now more media critical of Christianity and organised religion than there used to be, but there is still vast swathes of media that is not just "not mean" about Christians but that actively preach Christian values. Watch any Christmas movie on the movie channels and you'll struggle to find anything less than good Christian bois. American media in particular often promotes religion to a dogmatic extent, which most other western nations don't. So it sort of tickles me whenever Americans, of all people, accuse their media of containing an overall anti-religious bias (of course individual networks might, but that's the nature of having different networks).

    • @bigbosshonchkrow625
      @bigbosshonchkrow625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I don’t think the yakuza were meant to kill Marge, just deal with the Springfield Mob.

    • @bigbosshonchkrow625
      @bigbosshonchkrow625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For that matter when the little guy crashed through the window he asked for forgiveness.

  • @cleanerben9636
    @cleanerben9636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "You mean the mob only did me a favour to get something in return! Oh Fat Tony. I will say good day to you sir!"
    "Okay, I will go"
    I'm not sure if it's Homer's naivety or he's actually being clever.

    • @marigold2450-ip7cz
      @marigold2450-ip7cz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      they're not the british mafia. It's favor.

    • @cleanerben9636
      @cleanerben9636 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@marigold2450-ip7cz cry me a river

  • @sithsoldier98
    @sithsoldier98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Johnny "Tight Lips" is the man🤣

  • @Sheepy007
    @Sheepy007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Chief Wiggum: „I‘m not gonna rest until one of us is behind bars“
    -pauses and realises what he just said
    „...You!“
    Such great writing

  • @sergeantstrings2848
    @sergeantstrings2848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "You mean the mob only did me a favour to get something in return? Oh, Fat Tony"
    Lmao

    • @NoName-hg6cc
      @NoName-hg6cc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Okay, I will go....
      Ehi, wait a minute"

  • @jpf7942
    @jpf7942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "Give me one reason why I shouldn't kill you right now?"
    *Johnny Tight Lips "There's a great one, but you ain't getting it outta me"
    😂😂😂

  • @dorkmax7073
    @dorkmax7073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I don't know why I really like the "hard nosed criminals listen to sheltered mom who steers them straight" trope, but I do. Marge educating the mob on Italian American stereotypes is my jam

  • @ma3mc3mu-X
    @ma3mc3mu-X 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    *Louie:* You're all talk, Hamill. You never even finished Jedi School.

  • @mrbrianandrewsmith
    @mrbrianandrewsmith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Underrated:
    "You're all talk Hamill! You never even finished Jedi school!!:

  • @hudsonclarkk
    @hudsonclarkk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    my favorite fat tony line is him saying his wife was “whacked by natural causes”

  • @chriswalkey2050
    @chriswalkey2050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    “Not so fast, 7 queens” 😂😂

    • @nightstorm5914
      @nightstorm5914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i think 8 Kings would be better

    • @SoldierOfFate
      @SoldierOfFate 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Knowing Fat Tony I thought he was going to threaten him to forfeit the game unless he wanted a beating.

  • @idrivebigredtrucks3015
    @idrivebigredtrucks3015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Let’s be real though, fat tony and his mob are some of the most loved characters.

  • @hey_its_kev
    @hey_its_kev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Bruh I looked this up a week ago and nothing....week later...perfection

    • @dominikblack8943
      @dominikblack8943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But...how is it weeks later if you looked it up a week ago?

    • @hey_its_kev
      @hey_its_kev 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think I was looking for a fat tony comp I was finally happy someone payed respect to fat tony….

  • @Ciara1594
    @Ciara1594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "I am not so much disappointed as I am blinded with rage." I'm stealing this line. 😄

  • @BaronVonMott
    @BaronVonMott 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "I am not so much disappointed, as I am blinded by rage."
    There's a meme template if ever I saw one 😂

  • @JohnyG29
    @JohnyG29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Johnny Tight-Lips was pretty good at surviving gun shot wounds.

  • @madpeace1764
    @madpeace1764 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "It's Just A Mob War
    Go Back To Sleep Honey..."
    ❤😂❤😂❤😂❤😂❤😂❤

  • @FromThe36thChamber
    @FromThe36thChamber 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “I want to remind you that accidents WILL happen” is so badass

  • @dindjarin9966
    @dindjarin9966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    That electric guitar when Chief Wiggum enters is so great.

  • @shimsham6
    @shimsham6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *ahem* "Greetings Homer!"
    "Hey, Fat Tony! You still with the Mafia?"
    "Um, yes, I am! Thank you for asking"
    That small gag still makes me chuckle.😄

  • @joshboy88420
    @joshboy88420 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    9:01
    I remember being a child and thinking that was just so funny because I would think the same thing.

  • @TimerdonDWI
    @TimerdonDWI ปีที่แล้ว +15

    4:02 I remember how Wiggum in the oldest episodes was smart, serious, & competent at his job.
    Now he went down the same road that Patrick Star walks on in circles...

    • @rainbowtoyfunrandomess1982
      @rainbowtoyfunrandomess1982 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm sure he still does a good job as a police officer despite his flaws.

    • @victor2641
      @victor2641 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yet I remember him being dumb.

  • @LazarouDave
    @LazarouDave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    That whole "It fell off a truck" sequence was so delightfully daft, it had no right being as funny as it was 😂

  • @SouthJerseySam
    @SouthJerseySam ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The fact that Homer managed to pull a Bugs Bunny on Fat Tony in the Pretzel episode made it so damn funny

  • @antbrooks1625
    @antbrooks1625 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I'm not gonna rest until 1 of us is behind bars!" LMAO Wiggums is hilarious man

  • @nook8942
    @nook8942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The Yakuza vs Mafia scene is one of the greatest in the entire show

  • @heretic_engineer391
    @heretic_engineer391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Can I just say how underrated Louis is? Like, he adds so much to his appearance & gets such good lines that I honestly kind of wish he would get his own focus episode

    • @onegoofyguy
      @onegoofyguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree. A focus episode would be nice too considering he barely has his own personality

    • @fidny
      @fidny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not on here but the Linguo episode when Louis tells the robot they’re gonna wack him in the garbonzo and Linguo explodes!!! Hilarious!

  • @cfsoulja3249
    @cfsoulja3249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Y-y-you're not mad at me are ya?" I love Louie so much

  • @jacktowers7533
    @jacktowers7533 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    4:53 the fact Tony comes out from behind a tree much too small to hide him is a great hidden gag

  • @jimgardner5129
    @jimgardner5129 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I LOVE Fat Tony!! "What's a moidah?" Gets me every time.

  • @haminational3885
    @haminational3885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    you know l had a great GREAT comment to add here - but you will NEVER GET IT OUT OF ME!

    • @lyndon.barrett
      @lyndon.barrett 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You know, you could be a little more helpful.

    • @haminational3885
      @haminational3885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@lyndon.barrett l ain't saying nothin.

    • @lyndon.barrett
      @lyndon.barrett 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@haminational3885 I understand, how is your mother?

    • @haminational3885
      @haminational3885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@lyndon.barrett well this one is awkward - She actually passed away when l was six - didnt felt like joking about this one :(

    • @haminational3885
      @haminational3885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      But l bet she is in Mommy Paradise where she can get all the manicures and pedicures for free and watch vintage classic films while sipping lndian tea all day long - as thats what l remember her enjoying the most. :)

  • @philipposkasotis8658
    @philipposkasotis8658 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    That japanese godfather asking for forgiveness is the greatest scene of all time

  • @LetralXIV
    @LetralXIV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Bruh, is Fat Tony the devil? He's able to step through dimensions, summon objects at will, and just has this threatening aura that the other mob guys just seem to feed off of instead of display themselves. That's some devil shite, yo.

  • @Olliethesnowman
    @Olliethesnowman ปีที่แล้ว +2

    L is for Luke always puts on the best Simpsons shows

  • @k.r.jrandomchannel8022
    @k.r.jrandomchannel8022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "Would that be a crime Bart?"
    "Hell no"
    I love that

    • @digge2210
      @digge2210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Enjoy your gift

  • @erikcontreras-scheffrin8126
    @erikcontreras-scheffrin8126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can’t take 0:30 seriously with the mermaid man and barnacle boy song in the background 😂

  • @NYCZ31
    @NYCZ31 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love how Fat Tony doesn’t get offended when Bart asks him flat out if they are crooks

  • @DCdabest
    @DCdabest ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That dance number is why they call him Legs.
    "You're all talk, Hamil! You never even finished Jedi school!"