Ya Burnt: New York City Subways, Facebook
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 1 พ.ค. 2018
- Seth sizzles through a list of topics and fires sick burns at some deserving subjects like junior prom and people who say they're deleting Facebook.
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He actually got through every topic this time. Nice job Seth.
It's like he was on fire
I have a PHd in Trashematistics - it's an incredible field. My research focused on observing trash pandas in their native habitat (head first in my green bin), trash collectors blocking traffic, and how long people can be exposed to the smell of rotting salmon skin before barfing.
That junior prom joke was savage!
'Trashematician' is my new favorite word.
New Message “garbologists” we called them.
I think one needs a Master's Debris to be one.
Trashometry is the related field of packing two garbage cans worth of trash into a single one.
burtosis isn't that contrashtion ?
I truly deleted my Facebook when the Cambridge analytica thing came out...I feel so much better now.
I actually was interested in this new tree frog documentary for about one second before I realised...
I don't know what "Dilly dilly" is, and at this point, I'm too afraid to ask.
AisuruMirai You are a blessed human being 😂
Closest thing I can think of is “dilly-dally,” which is old-timey slang for dawdling. Do I really want to know what “dilly dilly” is? Or should I retain my state as a blessed human being?
Oh, get on down in the dirt with the rest of us. It's a catch phrase from a beer commercial.
I've never heard it but I don't watch tv thank god
As for TV, I mostly watch sporting events, which are exactly where all the beer commercials are.
One of these days we'll actually learn something about frogs.
Sylvan Secrets: They’re disappearing at an alarming rate and are a key indicator in how much we’ve messed up this pretty little planet. I hope that scratched your frog itch.
This is the funniest thing I've seen from this show, which is, indeed, saying something. Great Jorb! More please!
Seth this segment is amazing! keep it!!
popo lokross
He has been doing it for a while, but if you haven't seen it before, you will be able to check out the others!! 😁😂
Gotta love that subtle self-deprecation in the first joke.
I love this 😂😂😂! Keep this segment Seth
*BRILLIANT !* 😂
a few months ago i didn't really like Seth late night - didn't find it same quality as the rest but now i find it one of the best! Specially the monologue and Seth can't say that.
Oliver Stocks it's definitely a lower production value but the writing is miles ahead
As the mother of a kindergartener, the kindergarten graduation blaze made me do a spit take!! Hahaha!!
This has got to be Seth's best segment.
Favorite segment of all time right here.
TOTALLY off Facebook. HA!
I'm not the only one sick of 'Dilly Dilly'! Praise the Burninator!
I am so happy Ya Burnt is back!
I've waited months for this!
I missed this segment!!!
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Excellent stuff, Seth Meyers!
Been waiting for this segment
It's been a while, happy to see the new Ya Burnt!
Most underrated segment
I love this segment
Jokes on you, Facebook already deleted my Facebook for me!
great segment. DILLY DILLY!!!
Proudly haven't been on Facebook in a year.
Awesome!
Great one!
Lol. Love this segment
HAHAHAH AHHH OF ONLY SETH COULD MAKE NON STOP VIDEOS LOL THIS IS FUNNY AF
I demand Justice for those Tree Frogs.
58 minutes, lol.
Yeah Seth side burned himself with that sex joke
Genius in one field does not mean genius in all fields. I don't like his music, but I accept that people who know music consider him gifted in that field.
Gotta love an audience that laughs because the laugh light tells them and not because the guy is funny.
I deleted my facebook years ago and haven't looked back, Seth ya burnt !
Luv da burn 🔥, dilly-dilly..!
"Mixologist" is to "bartender" the way "chef" is to "cook."
it's weird how "ya burnt" became a major part of my psychology
Epic!
1:15 mush!
Why isn't this on top trending?
ya burnt is backkkkkk...aw yeah
i deleted my facebook account over a year ago and I don't miss it.
Y'all for burnt!! Big time!!!
Remind me not to complain about the Toronto subway. We could have the NYC subway or Southern Rail in the UK.
I usually hate this bit, but this one was pretty funny
I see him talking but hear Leslie Jones's voice for "ya burnt"
Dilly Dilly to you Seth
Best!
I rather get a bunch of dogs pulling me through the subway system
bada burnt!!!!!!!!
Funny!
xoxo The Clarences
Seth Meyers and Stephen Colbert host their TV shows like 16 Year olds drive Ferrari’s.
Cone shaped water cooler cups should be spilled on purpose just to send a message.
Ya Burnt is the best! A worthy rival to Jokes Seth Can’t Tell? I won’t say.
I'm not a smart man, but I know what funny is. That was funny.
Oh wow a saying that came from the show 30 Rock. How original.
Don't have to delete it if you never had it. Woo
I deleted Facebook. And I've been off for two-three years and never going back.
one day, many, many years from now, on his final episode, seth will finally tell us about those fucking tree frogs.
Deleted FB 2 years ago. Ya burnt Seth!
I don’t care what Seth says, I like going on cruises.
Wait, people actually eat that aquarium gravel they put in the salad bars?
Is the subway in NYC so bad?
Well, it's seen a backslide in efficiency in recent years, though it's still nowhere near as bad as in the 1970s.
Much of the issue stems from cuts to funding, though there are other factors.
Nope! Only if u r having a bad day 😊 ahh who am I to say, even one ride during rush hour has hours of baggage on me
린크 yep.
Yes. Although I do have to agree with the person who commented about the 70's though. Muggings, Graffiti, and Track fire delays; oh my!
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Omg so bad. I literally prefer to risk my life by biking to Manhattan instead.
I did delete Facebook! And proud of it.
lol
You know who’s got the BEST transit system?
Japan
Hey! We trashamaticians are a proud people!
Deleted my FaceBook account when the News broke, what three weeks ago?
Haven't missed it a bit, and I have freed up at least three hours of daily wasted FB time.
Wish I could delete my addiction to cigarettes as simply.
Considering deleting my TH-cam account next.
is it just me or did they find a way to block access to a video by making the preceding advertisement unloadable
Psst, AdBlock. You're welcome. :O) (I honestly didn't even know TH-cam played ads, if not for the occasional comment like yours.)
😂😂😂
I agree about bacon bits! Soy at it's best!
I like Romaine lettuce.
For every disgusting thing there is a freak loving it. Give me icebergs or rockets!
I've had iceberg but I've never heard of rockets till just now how good is it? maybe I'll try some
how else are you gonna make a Caesar salad?
Jenny should do this segment. She's much angrier than Seth.
But i want to know about the tree frogs...
I prefer A Closer Look.
The jokes are a failure sometimes but I love the puns below Seth
Trump just proud of his family.
Specifically Jared for nailing Donny's dream girl.
😂😂🤣🤣😅
Calling yourself a mixologist is like calling Scientology a religion that does good.
#sweetstickychicky
Making it a thing.
0:33-1:19
#MTA
CTA rules
I have to disagree with Seth. Black folks love them some pink wine too (as long as it's sweet). LOL!
Wasn't disappointed because I didn't expect it to be funny anyways.
“Ya burnt!” cuz we’re all New Yorkers and we’re all looking for lame cliche reasons to be “burnt”
LMAO
NEw music here for any curios youtubers
Waaaaaaaaazzzzzzuuuuuuupppp!
Probably my least favourite sement of his, but even here we get a gem like "trashmetician". I can't wait for garbage day now!
I know lots of black people who love rose.
Seth how could you not see how "You're-A-Lame-O" would tank this segment? I received proxy third degree burns from my phone melting in my hands and am now slapping my arm stumps on a jumbo keyboard to type this and you didn't even say that OUTLOUD. How could you top such a sickass burn? Also I am suing you for damages.
Look to your left... look to your right... you are not at the Soul Train Awards, those are very fine people wearing cloaks and swastikas, so get the fwuack out of there before you are lynched!!!
Too shouty, Seth.
THANK YOU!!! Seriously, as much as people LOVE to complain, no one is really going to delete Facebook.
blueboy5090 I did and don't miss it, except for my neighborhood page that actually delivered relevant info for the neighborhood.
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You should blaze this segment. Giving it a snappy title doesn't make it more original. It's like putting 10-inch rims on a rolling trash bin.