As an Onion-mitt supporter, the Zilber™️ merge with Merger™️ was incredibly disappointing. A Zilber partnership with Glockbuster would have been so much stronger
A Zilber/Taco Bellini merger would be ever more formidable and would more than meet the demands of today's fast-paced ADHD investor. Also Zilber/Taco Bellini/Pot. For chronic investors.
I love that it is either the desktop background or they were looking at it before the meeting for some reason. Both have questions and I hope they are never answered because gay lovers need their privacy even if they are incompetent and should be in jail. Not for being gay, for being frauds.
The gun repo thing could work if they could use smart guns that they could brick before the repo. The real problem would be all the stock stuck in evidence.
I'm still so fucking confused... do y'all just go around town seeing what houses you can break into and film a video? How is every single video at a different house
It's crazy to think adults may have friends that are also adults and own a house. I know the market is a wreck but still. I'd hope they all have homes.
Everyone's sleeping on the Kunque bit. That shit had me in stitches. Especially the little sound effect that accompanies it. The fact it just wipes your entire hard drive if you're inactive for 30 seconds, and that it doesn't actually work as advertised, is maddeningly hilarious.
Now just imagine what a collab would be.. Anonymous tips coming from an "insider", phone interviews, Coffeezilla going insane trying to link all the clues together. lol
@@dynad00d15 Yeh I was imagining it would be a perfect collab. Then I thought maybe theres enough footage of Coffeezilla on a call that they could potentially just spoof edit him in anyway.
@@eplanti That just makes it way more accurate. Example "big idea" app I've heard from an investor who put thousands into it: a review app like Yelp, but for video reviews.
i remember Frank saying that Jake & Amir was one of their biggest influences in one of their gaming livestreams but this is the first time it's been made so obvious
I can definitely see Amir's financial advisor (who of course is a man you've never met before with a perfectly ordinary name) bamboozling Jake with this rapid fire nonsense.
As a frequent investor through Burger and Mumsword, I have to say that these gentlemen are the real deal, and are always ahead of the curve. They are absolute dynamos in the vehicle industry, having successfully invested in 2 Teslas, 3 Hondas, and my cousin Tim's bike. They recently approached me with some cool new AI (Alternative Ice) developments too, breaking the monopoly that ice has on the cold fluids market. I'm still waiting for my investment in Dylan to pay off, but I'm more than certain I'll see returns on that $123,000 soon enough!
I love your style of comedy. The amount of little details you add, using true and tried jokes like the bedroom photo mixed in the presentation but then nobody goes oh sht you were'nt supposed to see that. The fact that it wasn't even acknowledged got me, haha.
You did not fail! You got experience! That's how you present the situation to your client and ask him for more money, because this time you will surely do better. And don't present anyone as Dilan. Some people might misunderstand it as villain. And no one is ever broke. They just get a new chance at starting over from 0.
My friend from Florida once explained that a lot of people they grew up around don't really have jobs, just a series of badly-planned schemes. Now I get it.
goddammit 17 seconds in and i already almost choked on my coffee, i should learn by this point not to drink or consume anything while watching your videos the investment in apple being a bunch of apples should've been expected but the late punchline on that made it so much funnier, kind of like its own chekhov's gun
Watching this over for the 10th time already, finally realized that Michael and Frank switch positions between standing up/sitting at the monitor during some cuts! I have no clue why but it feels so deliberate that it makes me laugh all over again
I feel like they put such a tremendous amount of care into every minuscule second and detail in their skits. It's like all the touches an artist will put on their painting. These videos of works of arts.
Glockbuster might actually be a good business idea. Most rental places make you put a preapproved card in their system before you take the item. If they dont return it you can automatically charge for the item through the card. That would be a pretty good profit setup.
2:19 my video started buffering here right after Cunk and I thought it was intentional and laughed so hard. It really had an impact on me Edit: sorry, Kunque
All the little details in this one are so good! The sticky note with tally marks, the Hustler University certificate. Everything mentioned is connected somehow or makes an appearance on set (things in jars, a gun). Nice work, I foresee continuous growth for Wizards With Guns, so better invest early!
This has become one of my favorite channels, and my go to source whenever I need a laugh. Your content is fire. I have no idea how you guys come up with this sh*t, but never stop. It is electric. I show it to all my friends, and they also enjoy it. This one did not miss. Thanks guys. p.s. i also invested in apple, but they got moldy. Any advice on how to recoup the value?
I have Kunque on my laptop. Total crap. I figured out that I can still goof off and watch TH-cam and stuff, as long as I do it in intervals of less than 30 se
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What other "completely legitimate" companies should Burger and Mumsword invest in?
Ocean gate
All the product names from your Taco Bell video.
Zorzupa, Tandem Ranch Rod, Beefy Freepy Gazebo
Lemonade stands.
Noogle
Noodles for when you want to dance, but don't have food. (Must ONLY be used to fuel dancing, or else...)
Business inc
"I just wanted to get a before photo." Is diabolical
I feel like I need to pull that gag, you know you are making it an emotional roller coaster just dropping that line.
*pulls out disposable camera*
As an Onion-mitt supporter, the Zilber™️ merge with Merger™️ was incredibly disappointing. A Zilber partnership with Glockbuster would have been so much stronger
A Zilber/Taco Bellini merger would be ever more formidable and would more than meet the demands of today's fast-paced ADHD investor.
Also Zilber/Taco Bellini/Pot. For chronic investors.
*Merjr
Have you heard about Call of Duty Ghosts?
I didn't know you watched other people on youtube?
An even better merger would have been with the Mexico Brothers
Getting in on the brown floor with this one
...why
Say hi to john for me.
@@IFUCKINGLOVENOITAwhat about Dylan though?
@@meduimrareberries5888 Oh, yeah, say hi to him too, please.
@@jacksfilms egg
The gay photo on the monitor turn for that split second is just fucking genius.
I love that it is either the desktop background or they were looking at it before the meeting for some reason.
Both have questions and I hope they are never answered because gay lovers need their privacy even if they are incompetent and should be in jail. Not for being gay, for being frauds.
time stamp?
0:17
@@thecreature615 haha thanks man
@@SploogeScrooge the beginning.
“And when you go to get the gun back, they have a gun about it” 😂😂
That's why you get in on the brown floor.
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The gun repo thing could work if they could use smart guns that they could brick before the repo. The real problem would be all the stock stuck in evidence.
What a creative original comment
@@MajinBuuButtercup?
"I have zillber premium and I will NEVER go back" most epic foreshadowing
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Why did you unsubscribe? You can afford Zillber premium but you can't afford to pay me?
I just realized that it’s THEIR “stock”(pile) of “Teslas” and “apples” that have gone up, nothing to do with the market.
Oh my God! How did I not pick up on that? It was staring at me right in the face.
They must have eaten some apples and crashed a Tesla or two then
"Have some of your apples"
They just used their money to buy apples lol
Those apples are going to be extremely valuable someday
So often your sketches are Michael vs Frank, there’s something so beautiful about watching them unite as one horrific force for chaos:)
does ""G" is for jesus" mean nothing to you?!
What about the mexico brothers
HI, IM BING MEXICO!
AND IM HIS BROTHER france
"they have a gun about it" is one of the cleverest lines I've ever heard
I'm still so fucking confused... do y'all just go around town seeing what houses you can break into and film a video? How is every single video at a different house
They live in a mega mansion and own the entirety of costco
Their an SCP
They’re all at the same house, just different rooms
Meta verse I suppose
It's crazy to think adults may have friends that are also adults and own a house. I know the market is a wreck but still. I'd hope they all have homes.
Everyone's sleeping on the Kunque bit. That shit had me in stitches. Especially the little sound effect that accompanies it. The fact it just wipes your entire hard drive if you're inactive for 30 seconds, and that it doesn't actually work as advertised, is maddeningly hilarious.
Every single moment the investors talk, it feels like a fever dream.
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Hey guys, Dylan here. Another 5 Star video from my friends. Remember to like comment and invest
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You’re gonna have a big idea one day, I trust you -Trudy
"I ordered a little boat" got me lol
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Ahhh man, I stopped working to watch this and my goshdang PC got KUNQUED!
The photo of them on the monitor for a split second right when they turn it around is the next level humor I come her for
I thought this was a genuine update on your guys financial status for a second and thought you were going bankrupt when i saw the title
I learned to never trust the titles until after the video, and sometimes not even then
Would you like to invest with Wizard Financial? They could REALLY diversify your portfolio.
They wish
Coffeezillas going to have a field day with these guys.
Now just imagine what a collab would be.. Anonymous tips coming from an "insider", phone interviews, Coffeezilla going insane trying to link all the clues together. lol
@@dynad00d15 Yeh I was imagining it would be a perfect collab. Then I thought maybe theres enough footage of Coffeezilla on a call that they could potentially just spoof edit him in anyway.
I'm excited to get in on the brown floor of these comments
I like that the Kunque sound actually says "Kunque". Almost unnoticeable, but not quite. Just the right volume.
After he said "Jesus christ" I was really expecting a "oh you've read it!" 😂
They bought an entire 2000 point Mechanicus army, didn't they?
So real 😂
And at least 2 Teslas
For the omnissiah
No, they only had 40k 😉
@@timothyeachus7242amazing 👏
I’m not mad I’m just disappointed
I’m mad
I’m not disappointed, I’m just dad
@@MaxOakland hi disappointed im not dad
You're just mad because you're angry
I’m not disappointed I’m just gay
I can’t wait for the Bible 2! I hope there is a continuation of the book of Bionicle.
I don't know about that, but the Winchester gospel is supposed to be fire.
Filipinos was always my favorite
NOT ZILBER! I'VE BEEN SUBSCRIBED TO THEIR PREMIUM SERVICE FOR YEARS!
Honestly worth it, I’m never going back
Glockbuster is the most American thing I've ever heard
most gun ranges let you rent anyway
@@eplanti That just makes it way more accurate. Example "big idea" app I've heard from an investor who put thousands into it: a review app like Yelp, but for video reviews.
@@eplantiyeah, but when they want the gun back, You have a gun They have GUNS about it. That’s where Glockbuster failed
@@eplantithank you we love to be right
0:06 ah my favorite flavor of juice….Water
It's Earth juice. Namaste
Rumour has it the two were sued for being fucking useless, and now the couple is up positive $150,000!
i remember Frank saying that Jake & Amir was one of their biggest influences in one of their gaming livestreams but this is the first time it's been made so obvious
I can definitely see Amir's financial advisor (who of course is a man you've never met before with a perfectly ordinary name) bamboozling Jake with this rapid fire nonsense.
I was worried for a sec
I was worried their stock was going up
These broker bros are almost as good as Amir Blumenfeldwitz. God I wish we could have gotten Lasagna in on Kunque.
You don’t think I can walk this deal over to Hamburger? You don’t think I can trike it over to Lasagna?
@@Wizards_with_Gunsdo it no balls
1:28 they switch places.😂
2:05 they switch back
As a frequent investor through Burger and Mumsword, I have to say that these gentlemen are the real deal, and are always ahead of the curve. They are absolute dynamos in the vehicle industry, having successfully invested in 2 Teslas, 3 Hondas, and my cousin Tim's bike. They recently approached me with some cool new AI (Alternative Ice) developments too, breaking the monopoly that ice has on the cold fluids market. I'm still waiting for my investment in Dylan to pay off, but I'm more than certain I'll see returns on that $123,000 soon enough!
Is anyone going to mention the 0:17 desktop wallpaper reveal?
I didn't even notice. Lol.
this had such Jake and Amir energy and it makes me so happy
3:04 Actual Incompetence
I don't know who the actress is, but she's in a ton of your vids and she's hilarious. Love seeing Blair as well.
The glockbuster part had me dying
this was the first sketch I found from you guys and have been working through your catalogue steadily since. your shit rocks, thanks a lot.
Gotta spend money to not have money!
Gotta spend sauce to make sauce! 👍😂
The best part was when they turned around the monitor and there was that cute picture of them lmao
I love your style of comedy. The amount of little details you add, using true and tried jokes like the bedroom photo mixed in the presentation but then nobody goes oh sht you were'nt supposed to see that. The fact that it wasn't even acknowledged got me, haha.
Exactly those "financial expert friends" that call you 6 months after graduating from high school.
I lost it when Kunque popped up and it just said “goodbye :(“
I love how these skits never have just one joke there's always lots of side jokes that merge together. It's like I'm watching a sitcom.
"they made the whole company flame retardant"
The absolutely nonsense of this line killed me
You did not fail! You got experience! That's how you present the situation to your client and ask him for more money, because this time you will surely do better. And don't present anyone as Dilan. Some people might misunderstand it as villain. And no one is ever broke. They just get a new chance at starting over from 0.
LOL
That juice looks delicious 😋
yea i really need to know how to make it lol
My friend from Florida once explained that a lot of people they grew up around don't really have jobs, just a series of badly-planned schemes. Now I get it.
The "I ordered a little boat" has no business being this funny.
The Jake and Amir energy in this vid is off the SHARTS
31s ago
goddammit 17 seconds in and i already almost choked on my coffee, i should learn by this point not to drink or consume anything while watching your videos
the investment in apple being a bunch of apples should've been expected but the late punchline on that made it so much funnier, kind of like its own chekhov's gun
Keep all foreign objects out of your mouth while consuming WwG material.
@@MajinBuuButtercup instructions unclear, choked on onion holding device instead.
I love how they keep switching places
Glad to see this channel getting some real traction these days!
TH-cam keeps recommending this to me and I keep watching.
3:07 Love how the paper goes from fine to absolutely obliterated.
Watching this over for the 10th time already, finally realized that Michael and Frank switch positions between standing up/sitting at the monitor during some cuts! I have no clue why but it feels so deliberate that it makes me laugh all over again
Did they try sending Magius to repossess the guns? Seems like a fine way to grow his collection ya know.
I feel like they put such a tremendous amount of care into every minuscule second and detail in their skits. It's like all the touches an artist will put on their painting. These videos of works of arts.
2:25 No way! I got in on the brown floor with Kunque™ too!
yet another fine example of rapid fire punchlines that I've come to appreciate from the wizards.
There is no such thing as the brown floor... Just an orange floor with special circumstances.
Glockbuster might actually be a good business idea. Most rental places make you put a preapproved card in their system before you take the item. If they dont return it you can automatically charge for the item through the card.
That would be a pretty good profit setup.
All I know is that I went with Zilber Pro, and I'm never going back.
I saw it on a commercial for some sh!t that was on at 4 am.
I founded Onion-Mitt and I'm so proud of where it's gotten
Thanks for uploading every weekend
Im so glad i found this channel my exact humor
buy high, sell low
2:19 my video started buffering here right after Cunk and I thought it was intentional and laughed so hard. It really had an impact on me
Edit: sorry, Kunque
You guys have a comedy style that is a mix of I Think You Should Leave and Jake & Amir and I absolutely love it
I have Zillber Premium.. and I'm never going back.
3:11 “plan Z” didn’t know Plankton was in the mix lollll
the first kunque made me completely lose it
I love that Zilber has become a part of the WWG cinematic universe.
All the little details in this one are so good! The sticky note with tally marks, the Hustler University certificate. Everything mentioned is connected somehow or makes an appearance on set (things in jars, a gun). Nice work, I foresee continuous growth for Wizards With Guns, so better invest early!
I'm loving all the use of the expanded Wizards cast and guest stars lately
Love what you do. I hope you guys keep enjoying doing so for a while.
Almost didn't catch the screen after they turned the monitor around.
I couldn't love this channel more
Glockbuster is such a good name for a gun store
The punchline for Glockbuster made me lose it. Too funny!
lol I just noticed the hustler's university frame in the background
1:40 "they have a gun about it" 😂 💀
WWG is so moderately underrated. switching places every so often was a hilarious touch
These skits never fail to make me smile
"And failed tremendously" 😂
I really appreciate the help guys
This is my favourite sketch
'When we try to get them back, they have a real gun about it' is fabulous writing
If this was more realistic, the second they said “AI” the investors would forget about all the losses and give them an additional billion dollars
True!!!
This has become one of my favorite channels, and my go to source whenever I need a laugh. Your content is fire. I have no idea how you guys come up with this sh*t, but never stop. It is electric. I show it to all my friends, and they also enjoy it. This one did not miss. Thanks guys.
p.s. i also invested in apple, but they got moldy. Any advice on how to recoup the value?
Wow them business ideas! such promising! I really gotta get in on the brown floor🧐
"They have a gun about it"
I have a deviated septum about that shit.
I have Kunque on my laptop. Total crap. I figured out that I can still goof off and watch TH-cam and stuff, as long as I do it in intervals of less than 30 se
0:12 i’m sorry but they didn’t look that hard. there’s only like 32 of those
Its 4:42am and wheezing about "getting in on the brown(d) floor" trying not to wake up my wife and daughter. 😅😅
The jar filled a 1/10th of the way with sea glass is what’s doing it for me.
That screensaver before the chart popped up had me dying!
Peak comedy as always 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 great job guys