KATE: Oh no, the hunters are on us! LILLY: Don't worry. I got this. *Lilly flashes her big, sad, lavender eyes at the hunters.* HUNTER 1: I... I just can't do it! HUNTER 2: Me neither, dag gum it!
Oh and relocating wolves isn't a bad thing. It actually helps because it ensures the wolves have food and you'd think they wouldn't want to starve. And yes, they may move on their own, but if there's no caribou then even if they DID move they'd still starve. Animals are relocated all the time, it's a GOOD thing.
+Blake the radical “Super OP” Gamer Alpha and Omega 86: They get flushed down the toilet as a punishment for the toilet jokes. There is finally no more movies because they drowned in the toilet.
She crapped out a couple of kids, her biological purpose has been fulfilled, so she has literally NOTHING to contribute anymore. These movies are progressive! ^_^
"Tron 3" got canceled, "Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian" and "The Dark Crystal 2" are still in development hell, this series is going to have eight entries. Lionsgate: We got rich by putting in no effort.
Lionsgate: We're too busy with Hunger Games: Mockingjay part 2. Sorry we can't make worth while movies every minute of every day. If you don't like out movies, don't watch them. Fine with us.
All of these comments aged like wine that had been left out in the sun and crapped on by wild geese. We are getting a new Beetlejuice film, with Michael Keaton reprising his role as the man himself. And we are getting a new Tron film starring Jared Leto, and I immediately wish we didn't get a new Tron sequel because of that casting choice. He's not a bad actor, he's just not the right person to pick.
Apparently 40 minutes is the minimum time required by the American and British film institute for something to be classed as a 'movie'. If there's only 33 minutes, or around about, of original material in here, then this is technically not really a movie at all.
Optimus Prime: Do not grieve. Soon, I shall be one with the Matrix. Brent: I have to PEE! -------------------- Simba: Dad, c’mon! You gotta get up! Dad! We gotta go home! Brent: I have to PEE! -------------------- Bing Bong: Take her to the moon for me, okay? Brent: I have to PEE! -------------------- Great Prince of the Forest: Your mother can’t be with you anymore. Brent: I have to PEE!
ShadowBladeX Yeah, there was a third one. It of course had low aspirations, but at least it was a step-up from the second film, that was bogged down by the annoying, overdone overprotective father plot that needs to die.
You know, these movies kind of remind me of all the Ice Age sequels. The first movie was decent enough, nothing groundbreaking, but a fun, harmless kids movie with some humor for adults thrown in. The second movie, Ice Age: The Meltdown, wasn't quite as good, but still seemed consistent enough with the first so that it felt like a proper sequel. Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs is where it starts getting questionable, what with dinosaurs STILL BEING ALIVE SOMEHOW in the Ice Age. But being made for kids, it's harmless enough. (Also, kind of weird imagining Manny and Ellie boinking in between movies. Can you imagine Ray Ramano and Queen Latifah going at it? *shudder*) And Ice Age: Continental Drift is surely the worst one, but at least it has a few funny moments and is creative enough to be entertaining for kids. Also, credit to Blue Sky, they actually AGED Manny and Ellie's daughter, Peaches into a teenager in the movie, unlike Alpha and Omega where apparently all of Canada is stuck in a time loop. And another thing. Like I said earlier, these movies feel at least somewhat consistent with their origin. A drop in quality occured, yes, but not from lack of caring or effort, just from taking an idea too far and running out of material for it. But to be fair, they mostly DO have plenty of material for it in the Ice Age sequels. At least the animation gets better instead of worse. At least the movies become slightly implausible due to creativity and fun rather than lazy writing and plot inconsistencies. At least the characters are all unique and have different personalities that are allowed to be fleshed out over multiple films so they're not as dull as a lined paper sandwich on white bread. Give me any of the Ice Age sequels before the Alpha and Omega sequels. Heck, I'd rather take the OGRE BABIES from the System sequels than Stinky, Claudette and Runt any day!
I'm a HUGE fan of the first Ice Age, but I have mix feelings on the sequels. Ice Age: I loved the first one, in fact, it's my favorite movie of all times next with Jim Carrey's The Grinch and Wreck-It Ralph. The story is both familiar and new at the same time. The animation does look disgusting, but better than this. The characters are funny, well-developed, memorable, and likeable. And the humor is one of the best comedies i've seen yet. Ice Age 2: I really don't want to bring that movie up. I got a TON of people hating me because I say it's HORRIBLE. The story is unoriginal, predictable, full of plot holes, and the humor is just unfunny. I hate both the new and (sadly) old characters. There under-developed, pointless, stupid and sadly THE BABY NEVER RETURN!!!! The only thing that is improved from the first film is the animation. It looks beautiful and cartoony, and fits very for the Ice Age movies. And I'll admit that the ending is a heartwarming ending. Ice Age 3: This was an improvement from the second but FAR from being as good as the first film. The writing is mostly complicated, but still creative. Not to mention that Buck was one of my favorite characters in the movie. And FINALLY!!!! AN ANIMATED MOVIE WITH NO TALKING DINOSAURS!!!!!! And (gulp) Ice Age 4: Ever since I first saw the movie, I named that film THE WORST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN. The story is lazy, that is just rehashing the second Ice Age, and a mess. The animation is beautiful, but nothing new. The characters are all annoying, stupid, forgettable, one-dimensional, and stereotypes of stereotypes. It's not funny or touching. And you feel like your soul draining. To end this, I adore the first film. The third one was okay. But the second and fourth should deserve to be burned in the pits of hell
Yummyjuice16 is back yup, Kate vs Blue whos a more badass alpha of there species also, in the big fureeze, kate and humphrey will be trapped on a mountain in the middle of a snow storm, and its up to the rest or the pack to save them, also kate takes on 3 bears by herself in a clip that was leaked from the movie
Especially since merging packs is exactly what Kate marrying Garth was supposed to do in the first movie. It's practically the same language being used!
That puppet is so cute!! I'm Impressed how well your able to emote pull of jokes with it. I thought it would get old but naw.. Fucking genius. Nice review man
This was SO worth the wait! You did NOT disappoint your fans with this one. I'm sorry that your pain is so entertaining, but it REALLY is! Great job baby! I love you! :D
Kate: This is a family vacation. Me: Then where are Lily and Garth, they are your family too. Also if they wanted to make a romance for one of the kids then why do they keep them still kids instead of actually making them grow older like they did with the other couples in the story.
Ryan Shipley Considering Bobs track record, how long will it be before we have an Alpha and Omega movie connected to the animated Titanic movies or Tentacolino.
+Swift Nimblefoot I've actually collected some "I have to pee!" fanart. XD And I'm pretty sure that Brent's mother abandoned him (who could blame her?), since she's never even established when Brent was introduced in the 3rd movie. That explains his need for Agnes, but that doesn't really explain what AGNES' stake is in their relationship... lol
Bobsheaux I wouldn't mind seeing that. :D One idea is if the "I have to pee!" bearcub popped up right between the fight to the death of Optimus Prime and Megatron in the 1986 movie... Imagine Prime and Megs standing there awkwardly while they find a working toilet. :D
Somehow Wolf-a-bob manages to be cuter and able to show much more emotion than any of the wolves in the movie. Seriously, those three kids look like Gollum.
8:28 - 8:32 Since we don't see what happens and instead just hear two gunshots, it almost feels like the two wolves were shot with bullets instead of tranquilizer darts. So by trying to make it lighter, they instead made the scene much darker.
That wasn't the first sex joke they made in these movies; "We like the tall grass..the *very* tall grass" -Garth, Alpha and Omega (Holiday Special?) idk
"300 miles away from jasper" i immediately thought of jasper from steven universe, and then a park saying "FUSION IS JUST A CHEAP TACTIC TO MAKE WEAK GEMS STRONGER!"
If you review the future films in this franchise, I DEMAND YOU BRING OUT THE WOLF PUPPET AGAIN! ... What? It was adorable, sue me! It made the review all the more enjoyable and I felt it didn't out stay it's welcome.
The point that you made about having the alpha in the front and the omega in the back and the pups in the middle-aged was really a very good logical point.
I have only seen the first movie, and have watched the sequels through your reviews. +Bobsheaux, Alpha and Omega is becoming like the Land Before Time, with really pointless sequels. How many more or is this it?
Oh boy, Good luck, Bobsheaux, see you on the other side. I know that they're going to suck hard, I loved your wolf puppet, so use that for the next THREE reviews.
The first one is a guilty pleasure. I am actually attempting to rewrite every movie in the series. Wish me luck in trying to make Dino Digs make sense. Like, Legend will be easy by making it so everyone just says it's haunted, no ghost needed, but Dino Digs? IDK if I can do this.
This means that christianity is a thing in the alpha and omega franchise, which implies the existence of a wolf jesus, who died for the sins of other wolves, and i don’t know what to do with this information.
so true for not feeding wild animals. it may not sound like it but feeding wild animals is cruel it would lure them away from their natural environment also you get go to jail for feeding wild animals or keeping them as pets. If this movie was honest the librarian would be frightened and call wild animal control because a bunch of wolves are on her property
A relative of mine once had a wolf on her property, she just very carefully stepped outside, kept her distance behind a tall fence, and shooed it off. They're shy animals, and she knew from the local news that it was a healthy young animal willing to move along and stop sceptically eyeing her little terrier who wanted to pick a fight.
Raven Fox Audio Good Merciful Lord in Heaven, WHO WANTS MORE OF THESE MOVIES?!? I'm with Bob on this one, why the hell aren't the FANS the ones pissed off that the movies just keep dropping in quality?
Scott Green I like it! :D I mean, these movies really crap I know but I still enjoy them. And with each movie these films in a way do seem to get worse and worse and more cringe worthy by the second but....hey, I still enjoy these movies. :p
Actually the old lady feeding them makes sense. I use to live next to a old lady (had to be around 95??) and I could only assume her eyes were 'going' and she was suffering a light case of alzheimer's because she'd routinely leave out dogfood and/or table scraps for 'T-bone'. The real T-bone was a bulldog who I was told died years ago, the entire time she was feeding possums. With that said. That part of the movie was the only non-cringey part.
Okay, I wanna see a movie with THAT old lady! lol No, THIS old lady was completely aware that these were wolves and a BEAR that she was feeding. Ugh...
Bobsheaux Lmao! xD I would love a movie where the Alzheimer's lady befriends wolves accidentally by giving them food (thinking their her long dead dogs of course) and then the zombie apocalypse happens. But the old lady is protected by her wolfy friends she's been feeding this entire time, and so they accompany her on a journey to find a refugee camp - and omg I need to got to bed its 2AM and I'm becoming delusional.
Never really liked this franchise. The way the wolves look are hideous, and the pups are annoying. The first was alright but godamn.. Shouldve left it there..
This is the best review from a handpuppet i have seen in my life. This might be your funniest review yet, exceeding The Magic riddle and Tentacolino. Thank you sir, THANK YOU!
You know what I wonder: If the porcupines from Sawtooth are here, then where on earth is Daria? For that matter, where on earth are Winston, Tony, Garth, or Lilly? Are we supposed to assume that they were trapped and are awaiting to be skinned for their furs? That's dark.
Alpha and Omega Alpha and Omega 2: A howl-iday Adventure. Alpha and Omega 3: The Great Wolf Games Alpha and Omega: Legend of the Sawtooth Cave. Alpha and Omega: Family Vacation What the hell will be next?! Alpha and Omega 6: The Secret of Wolf rock Alpha and Omega 7: The Stone of cold fire Alpha and Omega 8: The big freeze Alpha and Omega 9: Journey back to Sawtooth cave Alpha and Omega 10: The great Wolf migration Alpha and Omega 11: Invasion of the tiny wolf pups Alpha and Omega 12: The great day of the wolf pups Alpha and Omega 13: The wisdom of the elder wolf
Alpha and Omega 67578276468284646626774899999999999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999998: DEAR GOD KILL ME NOW
+The Last Wolf (Katie McGregor) Oddly enough there is a new film and you were...kindof right with one of the titles. Alpha and Omega 6: The Big Furreeze Gettit, cause it's a fur pun?...Kill me
at least with the land before time and their many many sequels, there was still effort put in them no matter how weak some of them were, with Alpha and Omega...oh man it's painful... great review on this one!
+TheCoolperson1996 I think I only saw the first 3 sequels, and at least they don't have any glaring continuity gaps jumping out at me. (Then again, that was YEARS ago... I need to watch those again.)
So the reason you took so long to get to this episode was because you were finding a way to get turned into a werewolf/learning Animagus magic. Alrighty then.
The moment Wolfabob showed up, I immediately thought: "Can I cuddle you?" And man, that didn't sound good on your voice yelling that much. Hopefully you got something to drink after all of that! And I would much rather watch corgis run around for an hour and a half than this.
The voice change for Humphrey wasn’t so bad as it sounds similar but the voice change of Kate is very noticeably and doesn’t capture her well like Hayden Panettiere did
You know what? I personally think it would have been cool if at the part where Kate and Humphrey were about to sing together again, the pups eventually joined in one at a time and they all ended up singing together. You know, as a FAMILY? Like this movie was supposed to be focusing on...but I dunno. What do y'all think? :)
Eh... the whole family howling thing might be a cute idea, if not for how howling like this is a MATING exercise. It was different when the pups were howling with Veloci-Barney in A&O6, but... this is strictly a Kate-Humph thing. lol
Soooo rewatching these as an adult and I gotta say, the blatant sexism is seriously hard to ignore. I mean they made Kate the alpha, trying to do the whole "mmm strong woman" thing, but then never let her actually shine as an alpha? We barely see her do any stunts or anything cool like in the first movie and she never takes initiative. Humphrey does everything while she just sits back and takes his orders. That's not even mentioning all the "nagging wife" jokes made at her expense. And even her daughter Clawdette. She's the only girl in their wolf pup trio and she just so happens to be the only one with a love interest? They barely do anything with her character just like with Kate and only SAY she's strong and independent, never actually SHOWING it. Her entire arc in her movie was literally just "I can fix him" and they still haven't done anything with her separately from Fleet. They bring FLEET in the FAMILY VACATION movie, that's how inseparable her character is from his and it's just gross. Cheers to the review Bob! Hopefully I'll be back in another five years to once again shit on these movies!
-Holy hell, muppet Bob! -300 miles on foot, huh? God I hope they don't start asking "Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" -Oh jesus I just paused the video at 3:48 ... BE GONE, DEMON! -Worst parents ever indeed sir. Awesome video and one we have all waited a long time to see. Major props, brother. :D
This was one of your best reviews yet Bob. Not just for how angry you got (though that was tons of fun), you turning into that silly wolf puppet for the whole thing cracked me up. It was too funny! Oh yeah, and this movie looks really stupid from what you've shown. Good job tearing it a new one.
that was a really great review. I laughed so much! That wolf puppet though xD as for the movie... ive seen some lazy movies but oh my...this was a new level of lazy... its not even in a "so bad its good" kinda way. tbh I always thought the third movie was the worst one but we have a new winner.
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It's almost like each movie gets worse to make the original look better by comparison.
Not a bad strategy when you think about it
A better one would be to just make good movies.
I said the same thing, Nice to see I'm not they only one who is convinced that this is so.
Oh my god, it all makes sense now ! owo
ThatOneShyguy it gets to the point were the original is a masterpiece
If this is a family vacation, how come the rest of the pack isn't joining along? Wolf packs are FAMILIAL.
Exactly!
Yeah, we coulda gotten Aunt Lily and Uncle Garth for the movie. XD
But Spy Kids 3 tought us that everyone is your family :)))))))))))))))
KATE:
Oh no, the hunters are on us!
LILLY:
Don't worry. I got this.
*Lilly flashes her big, sad, lavender eyes at the hunters.*
HUNTER 1:
I... I just can't do it!
HUNTER 2:
Me neither, dag gum it!
Bobsheaux Honestly, I think Lilly and Garth should've been the ones to have kids.
At least maybe they won't be as annoying as KateHumph's XD
"You had me at howl-o."
And you had me dying inside.
Kate knew darn well that was a terrible line, i bet she was paid in days off on alpha duty to say that.
I have to pee
I have to peeee
@@Heavilune Wolf-O-Bob: “……”
Agreed. That line is so bad it made me cringe.
The pee pee song at random moments? What is this, Teen Titans Go?
No, these movies are pretty intelligent compared to that show.
JGameCartoonFan THIS COMMENT! XD
I have to pee...
+JGameCartoonFan **growls at the mere mention of TTG**
+JGameCartoonFan the peepee song, thats when I walked away from this movie flipping it off
Corgis are much cuter than these three.
+DreamDancer82 Aren't they? ^_^
Oh and relocating wolves isn't a bad thing. It actually helps because it ensures the wolves have food and you'd think they wouldn't want to starve. And yes, they may move on their own, but if there's no caribou then even if they DID move they'd still starve. Animals are relocated all the time, it's a GOOD thing.
DreamDancer82 That's not saying much.
@@thethingthatwouldnotgoaway5881 What do you mean? Are you saying these Corgis aren't cuter than these ugly abominations?
@@CvndyClvb No, they're saying that corgis ARE cuter than these pups, but that that isn't especially hard since the pups are so worthless
I like to pretend that the sequels only exist in your reviews.
Silvia Fingerotter Thank you, but I couldn't make up movies this bad even if I TRIED. :S
Bobsheaux the word just doesnt make sense any more does it
The first ones pretty good actually so I agree with you lol
Me too
Yeah same because Alpha and Omega 1 is the only good one
Alpha and Omega 83:
The pups are on the moon somehow. And there are still more toilet jokes.
Better story than Twilight
Alpha and Omega 84: they're back home with no explanation at all and continue to make toilet jokes.
Alpha and Omega 85: They go to the Wild West and meet Cowboys that ride on Cows like people and make toilet jokes.
The Cowboys are Wolves by the way.
+Blake the radical “Super OP” Gamer Alpha and Omega 86: They get flushed down the toilet as a punishment for the toilet jokes.
There is finally no more movies because they drowned in the toilet.
Man Kate was training in the first movie and new she becomes a useless alpha ........
VERY very useless.
Now*
She crapped out a couple of kids, her biological purpose has been fulfilled, so she has literally NOTHING to contribute anymore.
These movies are progressive! ^_^
@@Bobsheaux All she needs now is to get wet. Then she'll be COMPLETELY useless!!
In first movie: mega awesome flips and stuff
Now: 9:33
@@mitchfletcher2386 HEEEEEEEEEEEE
Well it`s official ,the Alpha-Omegas or the Wolfaboos, or whatever you want to call them are officially the most obnoxious sitcom family ever XD
I'm adopting Wolfaboo as Kate and Humphrey's last name now lol
"Tron 3" got canceled, "Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian" and "The Dark Crystal 2" are still in development hell, this series is going to have eight entries.
Lionsgate: We got rich by putting in no effort.
***** one of the actors from the first Beetlejuice confirmed a sequel recently, I think 2-3 days ago.
Lionsgate: We're too busy with Hunger Games: Mockingjay part 2. Sorry we can't make worth while movies every minute of every day. If you don't like out movies, don't watch them. Fine with us.
On the Beatlejuice sequel, Warner Bros. has officially canceled it from their schedule.
All of these comments aged like wine that had been left out in the sun and crapped on by wild geese.
We are getting a new Beetlejuice film, with Michael Keaton reprising his role as the man himself. And we are getting a new Tron film starring Jared Leto, and I immediately wish we didn't get a new Tron sequel because of that casting choice. He's not a bad actor, he's just not the right person to pick.
Apparently 40 minutes is the minimum time required by the American and British film institute for something to be classed as a 'movie'. If there's only 33 minutes, or around about, of original material in here, then this is technically not really a movie at all.
I love how Bob loses his temper more readily when he's in wolf form. XD
That actually makes sense. More so than anything in these sequels.
Littlefoot’s mother: Littlefoot? Do you know the way to the Great Valley?
Brent: I have to PEE.
Optimus Prime: Do not grieve. Soon, I shall be one with the Matrix.
Brent: I have to PEE!
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Simba: Dad, c’mon! You gotta get up! Dad! We gotta go home!
Brent: I have to PEE!
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Bing Bong: Take her to the moon for me, okay?
Brent: I have to PEE!
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Great Prince of the Forest: Your mother can’t be with you anymore.
Brent: I have to PEE!
Willow: Baby come on, Get up, No No!
Brent: I have to peeee!
Princess Zelda: You’re Majesty, Queen Sonia, Queen Soina!
Brent: I have to peee!
Robin: I want to live. Take me out to sea with you, Luffy!
Brent: I have to PEE.
Joseph: CEAAAAAAAASAAAAAARRR!!!!
Brent: I have to pee.
Sully: Kitty has to go
Brent: I have to pee
Dennis Hopper is rolling in his grave.
+lightyearpig12 RIP Dennis
+lightyearpig12 At least he didn't have to see any of these.
More like Mario Kart racing in his grave.
+Elijah T (elimasterblaster) errm... :3
God is rolling in his grave.
I thought that the wolfaboos were satisfied with the Balto trilogy...
At least those were properly animated.
pcblah Waitwaitwait.. 3 BALTO MOVIES?! I thought it ended at 2..
ShadowBladeX Yeah, there was a third one. It of course had low aspirations, but at least it was a step-up from the second film, that was bogged down by the annoying, overdone overprotective father plot that needs to die.
DWAkhaten1995 I am seriously feeling used for some reason..
I loved the first Balto movie. I haven't seen the sequels.
They were wolfDOGS, so maybe it didn't satisfy them.
he has become progressively more angry with this series.....XD
If it means more Wolfabob then I'm all for it.
He might go Super Saiyan.
Rightfully so
Understandably
I really don't blame him. These sequels look terrible.
I would still say that Peter Griffin is a worse father than Humphrey.
***** Hence why Humph's only the 2nd worst father ever
***** Along with Genma Saotome from Ranma 1/2 and Mr. and Mrs. Turner from the Fairy Odd Parents.
And Pop from Happy tree friends.
Jax009 i would say that the parents from the odd life of timothy greens are contestants too.
***** Gotta' agree with you there! >:'
Buck Cluck from Chicken Little is worse than Humphry too! X3
Alpha and Omega 8: Heroes of the Forest
"A blatant cash-in on Super Hero movies."
I'll see myself out.
You know, these movies kind of remind me of all the Ice Age sequels.
The first movie was decent enough, nothing groundbreaking, but a fun, harmless kids movie with some humor for adults thrown in.
The second movie, Ice Age: The Meltdown, wasn't quite as good, but still seemed consistent enough with the first so that it felt like a proper sequel.
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs is where it starts getting questionable, what with dinosaurs STILL BEING ALIVE SOMEHOW in the Ice Age. But being made for kids, it's harmless enough. (Also, kind of weird imagining Manny and Ellie boinking in between movies. Can you imagine Ray Ramano and Queen Latifah going at it? *shudder*)
And Ice Age: Continental Drift is surely the worst one, but at least it has a few funny moments and is creative enough to be entertaining for kids. Also, credit to Blue Sky, they actually AGED Manny and Ellie's daughter, Peaches into a teenager in the movie, unlike Alpha and Omega where apparently all of Canada is stuck in a time loop.
And another thing. Like I said earlier, these movies feel at least somewhat consistent with their origin. A drop in quality occured, yes, but not from lack of caring or effort, just from taking an idea too far and running out of material for it. But to be fair, they mostly DO have plenty of material for it in the Ice Age sequels.
At least the animation gets better instead of worse.
At least the movies become slightly implausible due to creativity and fun rather than lazy writing and plot inconsistencies.
At least the characters are all unique and have different personalities that are allowed to be fleshed out over multiple films so they're not as dull as a lined paper sandwich on white bread.
Give me any of the Ice Age sequels before the Alpha and Omega sequels.
Heck, I'd rather take the OGRE BABIES from the System sequels than Stinky, Claudette and Runt any day!
I'm a HUGE fan of the first Ice Age, but I have mix feelings on the sequels.
Ice Age: I loved the first one, in fact, it's my favorite movie of all times next with Jim Carrey's The Grinch and Wreck-It Ralph. The story is both familiar and new at the same time. The animation does look disgusting, but better than this. The characters are funny, well-developed, memorable, and likeable. And the humor is one of the best comedies i've seen yet.
Ice Age 2: I really don't want to bring that movie up. I got a TON of people hating me because I say it's HORRIBLE. The story is unoriginal, predictable, full of plot holes, and the humor is just unfunny. I hate both the new and (sadly) old characters. There under-developed, pointless, stupid and sadly THE BABY NEVER RETURN!!!! The only thing that is improved from the first film is the animation. It looks beautiful and cartoony, and fits very for the Ice Age movies. And I'll admit that the ending is a heartwarming ending.
Ice Age 3: This was an improvement from the second but FAR from being as good as the first film. The writing is mostly complicated, but still creative. Not to mention that Buck was one of my favorite characters in the movie. And FINALLY!!!! AN ANIMATED MOVIE WITH NO TALKING DINOSAURS!!!!!!
And (gulp) Ice Age 4: Ever since I first saw the movie, I named that film THE WORST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN. The story is lazy, that is just rehashing the second Ice Age, and a mess. The animation is beautiful, but nothing new. The characters are all annoying, stupid, forgettable, one-dimensional, and stereotypes of stereotypes. It's not funny or touching. And you feel like your soul draining.
To end this, I adore the first film. The third one was okay. But the second and fourth should deserve to be burned in the pits of hell
+JaredGameBoyd Then there's the third, where dinosaurs for some reason.
+Bill Zypher And here comes the new one about aliens. FREAKING ALIENS.
Not That Normal Can't wait until the sixth one when they become wizards!
And then the whole Nostalgia Critic jumping the shark routine with the one in space.
You need to bring out more puppets. That puppeteering is seriously really good.
+Jackson Lennox Noted. lol
Alpha and Omega 6: Humphrey Goes to Isla Nublar.
+Yummyjuice16 is back actually the title has been confirmed to be
The Big Fureeze
but humphrey and kate on isla nublar sounds awesome XD
DinoGojiraGuy #2
Especially with the predicament they might get themselves into XD
Yummyjuice16 is back yup, Kate vs Blue
whos a more badass alpha of there species
also, in the big fureeze, kate and humphrey will be trapped on a mountain in the middle of a snow storm, and its up to the rest or the pack to save them, also kate takes on 3 bears by herself in a clip that was leaked from the movie
DinoGojiraGuy #2
Gee, If they are making that many movies, then Alpha and Omega should just be a show.
Yummyjuice16 is back I would actually really like it
probably make my top 5 favorite tv shows list i'm thinking of making on my main channel
"We're gonna merge the wolf pack with the bear clan" makes it sound like they're planning on getting married.
Don't give the fanfiction writers any ideas.... ; - ;
Muffin Land yeah don't, don't give them ideas.
Must be a Bobsheaux! 🙃
Especially since merging packs is exactly what Kate marrying Garth was supposed to do in the first movie. It's practically the same language being used!
That puppet is so cute!! I'm
Impressed how well your able to emote pull of jokes with it.
I thought it would get old but naw.. Fucking genius.
Nice review man
This was SO worth the wait! You did NOT disappoint your fans with this one. I'm sorry that your pain is so entertaining, but it REALLY is! Great job baby! I love you! :D
Raven Fox Audio You'd BETTER love me after going through this kind of hell. lol :*
Bobsheaux Your sacrifice is appreciated!
Bobsheaux Yo, Bobsheaux, I sent a message to you about your Foodfight! review, think you could send it to the e-mail in the message?
Bobsheaux Hey Bob did you mean to make the box look sad at the end because that could mean that the Box is an Alpha and Omega fan
Lee Morgan I think it looked more like it was poisoned. XD
Kate: This is a family vacation.
Me: Then where are Lily and Garth, they are your family too.
Also if they wanted to make a romance for one of the kids then why do they keep them still kids instead of actually making them grow older like they did with the other couples in the story.
So. Many. Alpha. And. Omega. Movies.
Ryan Shipley i kinda love it
Ryan Shipley I wouldn't mind that there was this many movies. What I do mind if that they all stink!
Ryan Shipley Considering Bobs track record, how long will it be before we have an Alpha and Omega movie connected to the animated Titanic movies or Tentacolino.
CWDTrixie oh
You should see the Land Before Time series
13 films, and a new one this decade
Wolf Bobsheaux is best wolf
If i was a film maker of Alpha and Omega movies, i will say "STOP,Seriously are we going to have enough sequel as the land before time movie series?"
If I had to deal with that team, I would have jumped ship before this series jumped the shark.
The "I have to pee!" bear needs to be a meme. :D
Also, isn't this bearcub's mother kinda worries where her son is?
+Swift Nimblefoot I've actually collected some "I have to pee!" fanart. XD
And I'm pretty sure that Brent's mother abandoned him (who could blame her?), since she's never even established when Brent was introduced in the 3rd movie. That explains his need for Agnes, but that doesn't really explain what AGNES' stake is in their relationship... lol
Bobsheaux I wouldn't mind seeing that. :D One idea is if the "I have to pee!" bearcub popped up right between the fight to the death of Optimus Prime and Megatron in the 1986 movie... Imagine Prime and Megs standing there awkwardly while they find a working toilet. :D
+Swift Nimblefoot If it were a Bay movie, no doubt there'd be a toilet Transformer just WAITING for that opportunity. -_-
Bobsheaux After the existence of this guy, I would not be surprised about such a transformer existing. :)
tfwiki.net/wiki/Dickbot_the_blender_guy
+Swift Nimblefoot mi
THERE WAS A LITTLE STREAM, WHO FED INTO A RIVER, AND THE RIVER FLOWED AND FLOWED INTO A GIANT LAKE
Tim5corpion This song
will haunt my dreams
Tim5corpion oh no, stahp ;~;
Tim5corpion I dont wanna pee ;^;
*I H A V E T O P E E*
"Humphrey, you had me at howllo."
Boo! A thousand boos!
My response to "you had me at howllo" was "You had me lost with that bad pun."
goldblaze93 Then I had to pee
Your reviews make me laugh,every single time.
Ruby Cherry Thank you. :) I'm glad you're enjoying them.
Somehow Wolf-a-bob manages to be cuter and able to show much more emotion than any of the wolves in the movie. Seriously, those three kids look like Gollum.
Kyle Norty Aww, thank you. ^_^ I'll be sure to look even cuter for the NEXT sequel. lol
Nah, Gollum has more credible animation than this pups
This studio makes Alpha and Omega movies like Trolley the Trout makes friends...
Alpha and omega 54 humphrey and kate make new friends
XD
😂😂😂
Malsy Pright seeing how no one has done this so far: EXQUISITE!
AND IT'S NOT COOL TO.... MAKE MOVIES LIKE TROLLEY THE TROUT!!!
8:28 - 8:32 Since we don't see what happens and instead just hear two gunshots, it almost feels like the two wolves were shot with bullets instead of tranquilizer darts. So by trying to make it lighter, they instead made the scene much darker.
SuperMarkerComicBro ...Hey yeah... O_o lol
And those were the berry-eating vegan wolves, Reba and Janice.
Even though she is a fucking kid...
Man these people who put that scene in the script are so stupid.
Your review of this movie is almost as long as the entirety of original content in this film. That says a lot about this movie.
Great review man. =)
***** you can say that again
His review makes for a more entertaining movie than the movie he's reviewing.
And none of those things are good.
Can't we just have a movie about Lilly and Garth
Katiekinz Gigglez I don't even care about Garth, Lilly is the best written one.
Katiekinz Gigglez I want this to happen
THE MOON-LITE HOWL ON THE TRAIN WAS MY FAVORITE PART!!!!!
why why :(
That wasn't the first sex joke they made in these movies;
"We like the tall grass..the *very* tall grass"
-Garth, Alpha and Omega (Holiday Special?) idk
Bard-Hart ಠ_ಠ
There were sex jokes in the first one too.
During the scene where Garth howls horribly for Kate, he jumps off the rock and says "Was it good for you?"
Shouldn't Kate be the fastest runner?
You'd think so, right? ;(
Wolf hunting is really popular with... the same guy.
I feel like the alpha and omega series is an inside joke on this channel now :P
And you would be correct, my dear Mesachine.
"300 miles away from jasper" i immediately thought of jasper from steven universe, and then a park saying "FUSION IS JUST A CHEAP TACTIC TO MAKE WEAK GEMS STRONGER!"
lmao
magical dinosaurs are just a cheap tactic to make weak movies stronger.
If you review the future films in this franchise, I DEMAND YOU BRING OUT THE WOLF PUPPET AGAIN!
... What? It was adorable, sue me! It made the review all the more enjoyable and I felt it didn't out stay it's welcome.
The point that you made about having the alpha in the front and the omega in the back and the pups in the middle-aged was really a very good logical point.
Because SOMEONE has to be logical, it might as well be someone in the audience! X(
I saw a depression ad with this, even TH-cam knows this movie causes depression.
This movie series has fans? lol
probably the same people obsessed with wolves on deviantart
no actually, furries dont obsess over wolves ya know, i like to call those wolfaboos.
But I never said they were furries
The only good one was the first one
helmetluigi I'm obsessed with wolves but I really dislike this.
most fans probably only like the first movie
I have only seen the first movie, and have watched the sequels through your reviews. +Bobsheaux, Alpha and Omega is becoming like the Land Before Time, with really pointless sequels. How many more or is this it?
+Travis De La Fuente At the moment, we have THREE sequels to go.
Tremble with fear at my saying "at the moment"....
Oh boy, Good luck, Bobsheaux, see you on the other side. I know that they're going to suck hard, I loved your wolf puppet, so use that for the next THREE reviews.
I heared rumors that alpha and omega 9 "war teaser"(interesting name) is coming
I have watched 1,3 but only half of it, and4
Travis De La Fuente I agree
THE FIRST MOVIE WAS GOOD! BUT THEY MESSEED UP ON THE REST
No, the first movie is bad.
+Rustydog9000! I thought it was meh
agreed
The first one is a guilty pleasure. I am actually attempting to rewrite every movie in the series. Wish me luck in trying to make Dino Digs make sense. Like, Legend will be easy by making it so everyone just says it's haunted, no ghost needed, but Dino Digs? IDK if I can do this.
+Pearly The Fried Egg good frigging luck
"there was a little stream, who fell into a river;
then the river flowed and flowed into a giant lake."
art
"How do they know bible stories?"
Because cleary, Christian wolves are a thing now.
They also celebrate Christmas ;)
This means that christianity is a thing in the alpha and omega franchise, which implies the existence of a wolf jesus, who died for the sins of other wolves, and i don’t know what to do with this information.
@@InfernoWave now I'm wondering what wolf jesus turned water into
@@thecrookedanimator coom
@@InfernoWave Clearly he didn't die hard enough
so true for not feeding wild animals. it may not sound like it but feeding wild animals is cruel it would lure them away from their natural environment also you get go to jail for feeding wild animals or keeping them as pets. If this movie was honest the librarian would be frightened and call wild animal control because a bunch of wolves are on her property
A relative of mine once had a wolf on her property, she just very carefully stepped outside, kept her distance behind a tall fence, and shooed it off. They're shy animals, and she knew from the local news that it was a healthy young animal willing to move along and stop sceptically eyeing her little terrier who wanted to pick a fight.
Not to mention, human food is just unhealthy for animals in a lot of cases.
@@aubreyackermann8432 typical Terrier xD
I read this book series called warrior cats, they call months ‘moons’ so yeah, you’re right. Moons means months.
You could of edited in a black censor bar on fleets junk, just to make the effect even more creepy :D
Great review Bob, worth the wait
Ugh... this movie was so repulsive, even the Box almost got sick just from consuming it. XP
Alpha And Omega 69: the pups go to space and have sex
alpha and omega 666: THE WHOLE FUCKING PACK GOES TO HELL AND MEETS SATAN AND HE KILLS THEM END OF THE FUCKING SERIES HAVE A NICE DAY
Alpha and Omega 52: The Pups find a dildo left by some tourist and they spend the whole movie trying to figure out what it is.
alpha and omega 71082625252:LOL ITS AN ICE AGE CROSSOVER
jaguarstar 90 alpha and omega: alpba and omega: the prequel x infinity
Are you guys drunk?
Hilarious review Bob! Nice wolf puppet btw. Also, I heard there may be a 7th Alpha & Omega... Oh God. :(
Bobby Lambert They have been contracted for THREE MORE...so there will be an 8th!
Lawd help us!
Raven Fox Audio Good Merciful Lord in Heaven, WHO WANTS MORE OF THESE MOVIES?!? I'm with Bob on this one, why the hell aren't the FANS the ones pissed off that the movies just keep dropping in quality?
Nightmare Fredbear Oh noes...Nightmare Wolfabear told me to shut up! My day is ruined! LMAO
+Bobby Lambert (In Darth Vader's voice) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
kill me a week ago
Bless this man with showing the first movie’s outro song every time I watch his reviews. Thank you so much for washing out my eyes for me
I think those Corgi puppies are a lot cuter than the 3 wolf pups! I like your wolf puppet btw!
2:06 Humphrey what are you doing? ANIMAL IMPRESSIONS ARE LILLY'S THING!
I know, right? ;(
BRING HER BACK!!!
(Emotional scene in a movie)
Toddler in the theater: 20:00
And thus, Wolfabob was born.
Lee McDonald ...and he had to pee
MUST BE A BOBSHEAUX!!!
And the world cheers
Wait this has a fanbase. Who likes this?
What I thought! xD
Scott Green The people who make these must not have heard of the Land Before Time sequels :/
Scott Green I like it! :D I mean, these movies really crap I know but I still enjoy them. And with each movie these films in a way do seem to get worse and worse and more cringe worthy by the second but....hey, I still enjoy these movies. :p
Scott Green It had a fanbase because of the first movie.
I like the first movie, but the sequels are just dumb
15:04 Seeing that wolf puppet firing a gun is probably the most adorable thing I've ever seen.
How did I know you'd use Titanic in that "I have to pee!" joke?
I love it when Bob does reviews as animal puppets. It is so funny and cute!❤😂
does anyone else want him to review the Open Season series, because i do
Those aren't as bad as this. They have a lot of dumb moments but at least there was only three of them and they were consistent in continuity.
Actually the old lady feeding them makes sense.
I use to live next to a old lady (had to be around 95??) and I could only assume her eyes were 'going' and she was suffering a light case of alzheimer's because she'd routinely leave out dogfood and/or table scraps for 'T-bone'. The real T-bone was a bulldog who I was told died years ago, the entire time she was feeding possums.
With that said.
That part of the movie was the only non-cringey part.
Okay, I wanna see a movie with THAT old lady! lol
No, THIS old lady was completely aware that these were wolves and a BEAR that she was feeding. Ugh...
Bobsheaux Lmao! xD
I would love a movie where the Alzheimer's lady befriends wolves accidentally by giving them food (thinking their her long dead dogs of course) and then the zombie apocalypse happens. But the old lady is protected by her wolfy friends she's been feeding this entire time, and so they accompany her on a journey to find a refugee camp - and omg I need to got to bed its 2AM and I'm becoming delusional.
Er, but she knew they were wild animals. She tried to KILL Brent when he approached her by shooting him between the eyes. Not kidding.
Wow! 3 ''must be a bobsheaux''s in 1 video! That's got to be record!
Never really liked this franchise. The way the wolves look are hideous, and the pups are annoying. The first was alright but godamn.. Shouldve left it there..
They should’ve kept the first, but also make the second but put more time and effort into it so it was actually good movie.
This is the best review from a handpuppet i have seen in my life. This might be your funniest review yet, exceeding The Magic riddle and Tentacolino. Thank you sir, THANK YOU!
SiniRaita I'm glad you enjoyed it that much. Thanks for watching! :)
This is probably by far the funniest Bobsheaux video i have seen so far
This technically isn't a movie. One minute too short.
You know what I wonder: If the porcupines from Sawtooth are here, then where on earth is Daria? For that matter, where on earth are Winston, Tony, Garth, or Lilly? Are we supposed to assume that they were trapped and are awaiting to be skinned for their furs? That's dark.
They were smart enough to avoid humiliating themselves, so they all denied appearing in the sequels.
Makes sense.
Alpha and Omega
Alpha and Omega 2: A howl-iday Adventure.
Alpha and Omega 3: The Great Wolf Games
Alpha and Omega: Legend of the Sawtooth Cave.
Alpha and Omega: Family Vacation
What the hell will be next?!
Alpha and Omega 6: The Secret of Wolf rock
Alpha and Omega 7: The Stone of cold fire
Alpha and Omega 8: The big freeze
Alpha and Omega 9: Journey back to Sawtooth cave
Alpha and Omega 10: The great Wolf migration
Alpha and Omega 11: Invasion of the tiny wolf pups
Alpha and Omega 12: The great day of the wolf pups
Alpha and Omega 13: The wisdom of the elder wolf
Alpha and Omega 67578276468284646626774899999999999999999999999999999999999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999998: DEAR GOD KILL ME NOW
+The Last Wolf (Katie McGregor) Oddly enough there is a new film and you were...kindof right with one of the titles.
Alpha and Omega 6: The Big Furreeze
Gettit, cause it's a fur pun?...Kill me
Alpha and Omega 14: The Open Season Crossover. Directed by Tommy Wiseau.
Seems like a logical order.
+The Last Wolf (Katie McGregor) Alpha And Omega 15: Kate And Humphrey Go To Madagascar.
at least with the land before time and their many many sequels, there was still effort put in them no matter how weak some of them were, with Alpha and Omega...oh man it's painful...
great review on this one!
+TheCoolperson1996 I think I only saw the first 3 sequels, and at least they don't have any glaring continuity gaps jumping out at me. (Then again, that was YEARS ago... I need to watch those again.)
though I will admit, they have the same fountain of youth syndrome the pups have, they never seem to get any older in all the movies
Except for Land Before Time 13
3 more sequels?
*3 more sequels?!*
I've gotta use this as a weapon against those that say some franchises are being milked.
*Cough* ICE AGE *Cough*.
+Blake the radical “Super OP” Gamer Nope, Ice Age 5 was announced a few months ago.
+Blake the radical “Super OP” Gamer Because money
Not even an hour later and I came back to re-watch the review.
My life will be complete once someone edits Brent's "I have to pee" line into the ending of The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas.
omg I love the A&O series but this...
this really made my day X'D
So the reason you took so long to get to this episode was because you were finding a way to get turned into a werewolf/learning Animagus magic. Alrighty then.
TheHeroOfTomorrow I actually learned THAT more easily than I would've thought. Just a bunch of other stuff popping up that can cause interference. :P
I think you timed it right when you cut to the moose and said "Kiss my furry ass, movie!"
This must be a Bobsheaux!
"dun-nuh"
Great wor- "I haf to peee"
The moment Wolfabob showed up, I immediately thought: "Can I cuddle you?" And man, that didn't sound good on your voice yelling that much. Hopefully you got something to drink after all of that!
And I would much rather watch corgis run around for an hour and a half than this.
Cory J.G. Corgis: An IMAX Experience! Someone make that happen!
I love the fact that this review is nearly as long as the movie itself
clap approval for him every time the puppet jitters after he stops talking. :)
Puffy the Destroyer *angry twitch* >:|
the appropriate gesture for all reviewing needs
Bobsheaux Twitch with great prejudice for great justice!
The voice change for Humphrey wasn’t so bad as it sounds similar but the voice change of Kate is very noticeably and doesn’t capture her well like Hayden Panettiere did
You know what? I personally think it would have been cool if at the part where Kate and Humphrey were about to sing together again, the pups eventually joined in one at a time and they all ended up singing together. You know, as a FAMILY? Like this movie was supposed to be focusing on...but I dunno. What do y'all think? :)
Also, that bear and those porcupines weren't there. Why were they there in the first place?
Eh... the whole family howling thing might be a cute idea, if not for how howling like this is a MATING exercise. It was different when the pups were howling with Veloci-Barney in A&O6, but... this is strictly a Kate-Humph thing. lol
Bobsheaux Oh, yeah, that's true. Good point. Well, it was a nice idea I suppose. :/
Soooo rewatching these as an adult and I gotta say, the blatant sexism is seriously hard to ignore.
I mean they made Kate the alpha, trying to do the whole "mmm strong woman" thing, but then never let her actually shine as an alpha? We barely see her do any stunts or anything cool like in the first movie and she never takes initiative. Humphrey does everything while she just sits back and takes his orders. That's not even mentioning all the "nagging wife" jokes made at her expense.
And even her daughter Clawdette. She's the only girl in their wolf pup trio and she just so happens to be the only one with a love interest? They barely do anything with her character just like with Kate and only SAY she's strong and independent, never actually SHOWING it. Her entire arc in her movie was literally just "I can fix him" and they still haven't done anything with her separately from Fleet. They bring FLEET in the FAMILY VACATION movie, that's how inseparable her character is from his and it's just gross.
Cheers to the review Bob! Hopefully I'll be back in another five years to once again shit on these movies!
-Holy hell, muppet Bob!
-300 miles on foot, huh? God I hope they don't start asking "Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
-Oh jesus I just paused the video at 3:48 ... BE GONE, DEMON!
-Worst parents ever indeed sir.
Awesome video and one we have all waited a long time to see. Major props, brother. :D
***** Am I a maaaaaaaan or am I Muppet? (Am I a Muppet?) If I'm a Muppet, I'm a very wolfy Muppet (very wolfy Muppet)
Thanks for making this awesome review, Bobsheaux! It was the best so far!
Shinobi Pizza Thanks! :D Glad you enjoyed it that much.
I cant believe this didn't don on me sooner; Humphrey looks like a wolf version of Spoony!
Crimson Trax ....Holy crap, he DOES look like Spoony! O_O lmao!
This was one of your best reviews yet Bob. Not just for how angry you got (though that was tons of fun), you turning into that silly wolf puppet for the whole thing cracked me up. It was too funny!
Oh yeah, and this movie looks really stupid from what you've shown. Good job tearing it a new one.
Brent: I have to peeee!
Me: WHY YOU LITTLE!! I'LL TEACH YOU TO RUIN A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT LIKE THIS!!!
"Since when do you bring friends along on a family vacation?" Buddy, I'd have to sell my soul for my parents NOT to bring their friends on vacation.
The first Alpha and Omega will always be my favorite because the pups didn’t exist
I made a very cute version of the pups that are easy to animate, including my own plots that don't suck.
I'd like to see them :)
Have you done anything with them???
that was a really great review. I laughed so much! That wolf puppet though xD
as for the movie... ive seen some lazy movies but oh my...this was a new level of lazy... its not even in a "so bad its good" kinda way. tbh I always thought the third movie was the worst one but we have a new winner.
Bob is best underrated reviewer
The puppet is somehow very expressive. I need one.
THEY'RE MAKING MORE?!
NoooooooooooooOoooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooooetc...