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  • Green Goblin and Spider-Man discuss Nebraska and the laws of the state. Also Mary Jane falls into the abyss of nothingness
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    MJ Watson voiced by ‪@mothballsva‬
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  • @Alex_From_Florida
    @Alex_From_Florida ปีที่แล้ว +22055

    The rare occasion where JJ actually hires a female VA to help with a video, and then she’s sent to the shadow realm ten seconds into the skit

    • @MrZilla
      @MrZilla ปีที่แล้ว +788

      I think that was still a dude just doing an effeminate voice.

    • @illbeyourmonster1959
      @illbeyourmonster1959 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      Sigma Chad moves or go home.

    • @jonmercano1138
      @jonmercano1138 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      like fkn seto kaiba

    • @eng3d
      @eng3d ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Female voice and it is gone forever

    • @N.I.A23
      @N.I.A23 ปีที่แล้ว

      The only way I'll allow a woman to work with me is if she's sexually harassed and underpaid lmao

  • @comicfan1324
    @comicfan1324 ปีที่แล้ว +5304

    It’s almost like a higher power wouldn’t allow Mary Jane to become Street Pizza on a children’s network

    • @lilacdragon44
      @lilacdragon44 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      wait until Spider-man finds out about the sheer power of p l o t

    • @cyberninjazero5659
      @cyberninjazero5659 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      Well more like wouldn't allow Spider-Man to crack her neck from Whiplash like what happened to Gwen Stacy in the source material

    • @HindsightWildin
      @HindsightWildin ปีที่แล้ว +125

      This is the same higher power that replaces all bullets with non lethal lasers

    • @necoom
      @necoom ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Eh, don't hate the higher power too much. The shadow realm is a pretty cool concept and they invented it. There was no shadow realm in japan, people just straight up died.

    • @cidlunius1076
      @cidlunius1076 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It's almost like Spider-Man was more of a wrestler the span of an entire cartoon.

  • @mitchhaelann9215
    @mitchhaelann9215 ปีที่แล้ว +867

    To be fair: Instead of giving Spider-Man the opportunity to mourn and find closure, dimensional banishment means Goblin gets to sit back and watch Spidey torture himself and try to get his lost love back instead of healing and growing back stronger. Grade A villain move.

    • @maakujiten3812
      @maakujiten3812 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Except this Spider-Man is the one with an ally who could find Mary Jane. Even without Madame Web, with the device there are multiple super-scientists that could reverse the device and bring her back

    • @jesusmora9379
      @jesusmora9379 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@maakujiten3812 yeah he's friends with a fricking beyonder

    • @RiptideWasTaken
      @RiptideWasTaken ปีที่แล้ว +17

      except spider man would pull a fucking gun on goblin. cant get good villian grades if ur not alive

    • @LordTyph
      @LordTyph ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Prrrrobably should have not let him get the device that sent her there to begin with.
      Now he can get her back safely and leave Gobby stuck in Nebraska.

    • @midgetydeath
      @midgetydeath 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      If Spidey didn’t have a long track record of successfully dealing with things like this and his long list of contacts who can do it even better, you mean. So, no it was pretty stupid.

  • @achairwithagunproductions2216
    @achairwithagunproductions2216 ปีที่แล้ว +3157

    So lets see… we have so far:
    - A 60’s Spider-Man who just tries to roll with whatever weird shit happens to him
    - 80’s Spidey who gets super pissed off at people for shit and swears a bunch
    - And 90’s Spiderman who’s tone deaf to his villains plans and origins.
    I demand a crossover, now.

    • @jakubdedza7512
      @jakubdedza7512 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      There is also 2010's version being so confused by Deadpool that his confusion made you forget about him
      Edit: I forgot about Raimi SM

    • @massgunner4152
      @massgunner4152 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Hell yeah into the solidverse!

    • @daltonsharp6254
      @daltonsharp6254 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Oh yes the trinity of spiders pointing their fingers at each other.

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      There's also the Spiderman who owns a gun

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      ​@@daltonsharp6254 "I want pictures! Pictures of pointing Spider-Men!"

  • @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r
    @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r ปีที่แล้ว +3303

    "Not where Wallcrawler, but where!"
    11/10 writing right here. Give this man his Oscar.

    • @hafirenggayuda
      @hafirenggayuda ปีที่แล้ว +99

      I thought Spiderman was confused about this line and want to debate about that

    • @MisterCasket
      @MisterCasket ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That one made me actually laugh out loud!

    • @Konfektionery
      @Konfektionery ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@JuanofaKindTL But WHEEEEEEEERE?

    • @JuanofaKindTL
      @JuanofaKindTL ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Konfektionery the real question is "Whhheeeeeeere"?

    • @Creature_of_god
      @Creature_of_god ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@JuanofaKindTLTO FUCKING NEBRASKA, HAH DAMN IT!

  • @whyareyoureadingmynickname8158
    @whyareyoureadingmynickname8158 ปีที่แล้ว +6550

    Green Goblin isn't evil, he's just having fun and making the most out of every situation. We should all strive to be like him.

    • @thelaughingman6975
      @thelaughingman6975 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      So we should hook up with Gwen Stacy?

    • @zigzaghyena
      @zigzaghyena ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@thelaughingman6975 If the opportunity presents itself.

    • @jamesmonorow574
      @jamesmonorow574 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@thelaughingman6975hell yeah

    • @ArcCaravan
      @ArcCaravan ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Like the Joker?

    • @thelaughingman6975
      @thelaughingman6975 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ArcCaravan Ah fuck yes! I'm all in that!
      "They'll never see us coming!"

  • @randomhourglass5687
    @randomhourglass5687 ปีที่แล้ว +7278

    As a Spidey fan for over thirty years, I can definitely say Spider-Man distracting Green Goblin by joking around and stealing his weapon right from under his nose is the most Spider-Man thing he's done since everyone in the comics apparently forgot how to write him.

    • @Fourtytwo4242
      @Fourtytwo4242 ปีที่แล้ว +539

      If your a spider man fan, dont read the comics, at least the new ones, don't even look up what they are doing, go play the video games and watch the movies, pretend the spider man comics ended a long time ago. You have been warned.

    • @archivist_13
      @archivist_13 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      ​@@Fourtytwo4242 Paul is the biggest Spider-Man villain

    • @infernaldisdain8051
      @infernaldisdain8051 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      @@Fourtytwo4242 it ended slightly after the clone saga, aunt may is dead and Mayday Parker is a thing. Oh I wish.

    • @ye87
      @ye87 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Faxxxxxx

    • @ye87
      @ye87 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@Fourtytwo4242 that’s literally what I had jus said on a different video bruh I don’t even count modern comics as cannon most people haven’t ever picked up a comic and yet “know more” than me who’s read them his entire life

  • @zoid_on_youtube
    @zoid_on_youtube ปีที่แล้ว +283

    i think the reason Spider Man was so insistent on establishing that sending someone to the Shadow Realm doesnt technically count as killing them was so that he could do it to Goblin and still be able to say he doesnt kill his villains

    • @Trey-dp6tl
      @Trey-dp6tl 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Same

    • @ThatGuyNicho
      @ThatGuyNicho 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Is there food and water in the Shadow Realm? Is there even oxygen? How are the temperatures, weather conditions? Because without those things being optimal for human survival, this really is just murdering MJ, but with extra steps.

    • @PeteTheGrouch
      @PeteTheGrouch 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@ThatGuyNicho I don't think 4kids ever really gave it that much thought.

  • @SirPembertonS.Crevalius
    @SirPembertonS.Crevalius ปีที่แล้ว +8329

    Nebraska is probably worse then the place between time and space tbh.

    • @5SMR2018
      @5SMR2018 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      As an Nebraskian I can confirm this 😂

    • @Random_Furry_On_The_Internet
      @Random_Furry_On_The_Internet ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I’m not from there, but I guess it’s true lol. Also nice pfp.

    • @MagoL0l
      @MagoL0l ปีที่แล้ว

      I have seen you so many times, and EVERY time
      I get DISGUSTED by that GODAWFUL pfp.

    • @MagoL0l
      @MagoL0l ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ​@@Random_Furry_On_The_Internet *n o*

    • @prix6294
      @prix6294 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      At least I can have fun in the place between time and space

  • @thisusernamewasnttakensomehow
    @thisusernamewasnttakensomehow ปีที่แล้ว +1659

    As somebody who has grandparents on a rural farm in Nebraska, I can confirm Mary Jane would almost certainly die of boredom out of the sheer nothingness of things to do. Gobbie is truly out of his mind with evil.

    • @robonator2945
      @robonator2945 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Breaking news : After hearing the name "Gobbie" the Green Goblin has put his life of crime behind him and retired!

    • @chasecollins3263
      @chasecollins3263 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'm terrible sorry for your loss, if it's any consolation my aunt also lives in Nebraska.

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought Nebraska was a myth they told to slightly disobedient children

    • @BobNinjaCat
      @BobNinjaCat ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@chasecollins3263 What is with everyone knowing someone in Nebraska? Is there some kind of conspiracy or something? How is Nebraska so lacking in everything, yet it manages to also have someone everyone knows?

    • @chasecollins3263
      @chasecollins3263 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@BobNinjaCat Good sir, I can answer your question with such a simple simile that you should instantly know my answer. Do you not also know personally of someone in a prison?

  • @brunowillich1837
    @brunowillich1837 ปีที่แล้ว +1382

    It is 1000% in Spidey's character to go on an unbelievably ridiculous tangent like this just to throw Goblin off and steal his device to free Mary Jane XD

    • @fatcerberus
      @fatcerberus ปีที่แล้ว +54

      If I had a nickel for every time something like this happened in a Spider-Man video by Solid jj, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

    • @johnnotrealname8168
      @johnnotrealname8168 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@fatcerberus That is an adaptation of a quote and it pisses me off.

    • @ralek592
      @ralek592 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@johnnotrealname8168 literally everyone does it

    • @fatcerberus
      @fatcerberus ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@johnnotrealname8168 "Adaptation of a quote", also known as a snowclone. And if you had a nickel for every time someone used a snowclone, you'd... actually be a billionaire, probably!

    • @Snt1_
      @Snt1_ ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@johnnotrealname8168 Thats a meme format

  • @a3vus
    @a3vus ปีที่แล้ว +138

    "Not where, but where!" is so fucking perfect because it's exactly the kind of mindfuckery I appreciate from Gobby

    • @norishimogawa6125
      @norishimogawa6125 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I dont get it

    • @RTaco
      @RTaco ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@norishimogawa6125 It's a parody of the often-used "Not where, but when!" quote when wormholes are involved.

    • @jahnybravo2168
      @jahnybravo2168 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      he actually did fuck with my mind for a moment. I rewound twice just to be like "wait, what? did I get that right?"

  • @Realshadow77
    @Realshadow77 ปีที่แล้ว +3456

    Knowing MJ, she's probably gonna settle down and have a family with Green Goblin while being trapped together.

    • @elcactusdelamuerte506
      @elcactusdelamuerte506 ปีที่แล้ว +673

      I swear to god if they spin off this and use being trapped between time and space to explain how their adult children can come back and try to kill Spider-Man I will hunt you down

    • @be7256
      @be7256 ปีที่แล้ว +408

      god that comic lines so bad

    • @pokemonr3316
      @pokemonr3316 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      I get that reference

    • @vincent207
      @vincent207 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      I am absolutely mad at you for that reference.

    • @R_AM02
      @R_AM02 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      we don't talk about it

  • @sebastianromero3393
    @sebastianromero3393 ปีที่แล้ว +2805

    So MJ and Steve are just straight up dead right? I love how nonchalantly Peter handles this whole situation.

    • @zacharyemmett1784
      @zacharyemmett1784 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Good callback 😂

    • @thomaswittkowski8316
      @thomaswittkowski8316 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Thanks for calling Steve by his name. 👍

    • @disguisedcentennial835
      @disguisedcentennial835 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Not necessarily

    • @sebastianromero3393
      @sebastianromero3393 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@disguisedcentennial835 I mean they are technically alive but it’s only a matter of time before they starve to death. And that’s assuming there is even oxygen in the void.

    • @deathhog
      @deathhog ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Nah fam, watch to the very last frame.
      ITS FUCKING NEBRASKA!

  • @gammarallyson
    @gammarallyson 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    The "I rather you fucked off!" had me in TEARS! 🤣

  • @mrschizo2837
    @mrschizo2837 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    A wise man once said that the difference between a villain and a supervillain is _"PRESENTATION!"_
    It's not about the destination Spider-Man, it's about the journey.

    • @commanderwill2248
      @commanderwill2248 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It's not always about the journey, Spider-Man.
      It's about the Mets, baby

    • @nicholaswallen8147
      @nicholaswallen8147 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I see a human of excellent culture

    • @TheRobert2143
      @TheRobert2143 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      A wise man with a giant blue head.

    • @ComicGladiator
      @ComicGladiator ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Her perhaps infinite journey through a swirly dimension, as a corpse after she dies of thirst.

    • @Zedryx69
      @Zedryx69 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      perhaps the real shadow realm was the friends we made along the way

  • @JP-bg2vq
    @JP-bg2vq ปีที่แล้ว +298

    Goblin really experiencing his own words to “inspite of everything you do for them eventually they will hate you”

    • @3p1Kf41L
      @3p1Kf41L ปีที่แล้ว +16

      yyou mean in spite of everything?

    • @JP-bg2vq
      @JP-bg2vq ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@3p1Kf41L Thank you can’t believe I made that mistake

  • @Noperare
    @Noperare ปีที่แล้ว +257

    Next video has Green Goblin return from the limbo dimension. It was just a week for Spider-man, but a billions years to Green Goblin. He tells in great detail how at first he wanted to escape, then wanted to die, but all he could do is thinking while floating in the void. Eventually his mind transcended existencial planes and that is how he returned. He tells Parker he can ask him anything, and Parker ask about MJ. The Green Goblin gets offended that he became an omniscient being that exists through multiple dimensions, but Parker is still more interested in talking about MJ.

    • @okami6399
      @okami6399 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I can just imagine the point where Green Goblin goes from talking in a calm, serene way that still has traces of madness from being in limbo for eons (complete with reverb on the voice) to doing a complete 180 of once again talking like a normal pissed off guy “seriously? I know the secrets of fucking everything and you’re more interested in asking about her?!”
      He still has the reverb filter

    • @JHenry-nz7hy
      @JHenry-nz7hy ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I know Nebraska sucks, but is it really an existential nightmare of floating in a void forevermore?

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@JHenry-nz7hy
      Yes

    • @cubone44
      @cubone44 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@JHenry-nz7hy yup

  • @cheesefactory4234
    @cheesefactory4234 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I love how the real issue isn't that Green Goblin is taking his girlfriend hostage but Spider-Man is bored with these villains using convoluted plans to torture his loved ones and just get on with the show already.

    • @Sal13414
      @Sal13414 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes thank you for analyzing the joke and making it less funny with your explanation that we all totally needed

    • @cheesefactory4234
      @cheesefactory4234 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Sal13414, dang it!
      Foiled again. I thought I had gotten away with it this time . . .

    • @LordTyph
      @LordTyph ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, as he said, he'd rather they just ****ed off, he's just wondering why they go through the convoluted plans instead of just doing it.

  • @nevertheend4863
    @nevertheend4863 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Solid JJ's Green Goblin is giving me real Monarch from "Venture Bros" vibes and I'm loving it!

    • @tylerfraser5019
      @tylerfraser5019 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      gobbie and monnie

    • @johnguidoiv6431
      @johnguidoiv6431 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Spider-Man is Doc too. That’s what he would do. Tear convention apart

    • @dwemjutsu
      @dwemjutsu ปีที่แล้ว +3

      G.G does sound like the Monarch fr

  • @MrClassicInTheMaking
    @MrClassicInTheMaking ปีที่แล้ว +171

    It truly ain't easy being green.

    • @YesTHATJohnSmith
      @YesTHATJohnSmith ปีที่แล้ว +3

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 🥂

    • @AgsmaJustAgsma
      @AgsmaJustAgsma ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Norman Osborn himself has spoken.

    • @cheesefactory4234
      @cheesefactory4234 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Willem Dafoe, you mad genius, you!

    • @youtuber5669
      @youtuber5669 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      that's what spider man says at one point in Spiderman 3 the game while fighting the lizard people

  • @pregnanttomholland4634
    @pregnanttomholland4634 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Spider-Man’s villains didn’t die at the end of no way home, they were just sent to Nebraska.

  • @shadefire8605
    @shadefire8605 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    That “not where wallcrawler, but where” had me laughing my ass off lol

  • @insignificantgnat9334
    @insignificantgnat9334 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    You know this limbo gun seems like something that could be easily monetized if Green Goblin wasn't so intent on using it to harass Spider Man.

    • @jonathancampbell5231
      @jonathancampbell5231 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He's already a millionaire though, so harassment it is.

    • @swaglevi4315
      @swaglevi4315 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      "But i don't wanna monetize my limbo gun! I want to terrorize the spidah-man!"

    • @jesusmora9379
      @jesusmora9379 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@swaglevi4315 "But i don't want to solve world hunger! I want a private cruiser with it's own smaller support cruiser!"

    • @radim279
      @radim279 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think there were, like, at least three Batman Animated episodes about villains trying to use their abilities for legitimate monetary gain, and it always backfired

  • @superstarultra28
    @superstarultra28 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    In all seriousness, this show is a gem and really overlooked by the Spidey community. Where all my TAS fans at?

    • @DoomAtDusk
      @DoomAtDusk ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I love this show. I even prefer it over Spectacular Spider-Man.

    • @bigjohninyourwalls
      @bigjohninyourwalls ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Here. I always like the episode with the funny vampire meme.

    • @lizardguyNA
      @lizardguyNA ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Grew up on it right here.

    • @bjorntantau194
      @bjorntantau194 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Reminds me to do my annual check if they finally put the show on Disney+.

    • @aminadabbrulle8252
      @aminadabbrulle8252 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      TAS is the only true Spiderman experience.

  • @hhfggvogtthehy6451
    @hhfggvogtthehy6451 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    Is anyone going to ignore that MJ just got a fate worse than death?

    • @lilacdragon44
      @lilacdragon44 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      yeah exile in Nebraska is pretty horrible

    • @KnuttyEntertainment
      @KnuttyEntertainment ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@lilacdragon44 "The Smith's lived in Nebraska, where it was always Nebraska and never Christmas. The Smith's lived in Nebraska for several reasons, the greatest of which was bad judgement."

    • @jonathancampbell5231
      @jonathancampbell5231 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It truly was, because the show ended with Spider-Man and Madame Web going to search for her in the final season that was NEVER MADE.
      And there was a whole water-clone Mary-Jane, Beyonder Dr Doom and Spider-Carnage in an alternate dimension marathon of nuttiness to get through even before that.

    • @YesTHATJohnSmith
      @YesTHATJohnSmith ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@KnuttyEntertainment
      You don't *have* to rub it in. 😄

    • @jersont.3339
      @jersont.3339 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Better than ending with paul at least

  • @RockySamson
    @RockySamson ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “You know, when I had this made, the guys in the lab told me that you’d do this!”
    I love all the implications of that line! 🤣
    I just imagine this image of Norman just drinking some coffee while having his boys break time and space, and when he tells them why they get real with him out of concern for his emotional well-being 😂 but he’s like, ‘Nah, come on guys, this is a good idea, you’ll see.’ 🤣

  • @ArcCaravan
    @ArcCaravan ปีที่แล้ว +33

    At first I was thinking, "With all the crap Spidey's seen the idea she's gone forever isn't that scary. Dimensional travel is very possible for superheroes, especially when they're sci-fi geniuses."
    Near the end I started thinking of Red Death's "gentleman villain" speech in Venture Bros, about how some evil plans have a little hope of escape to add tension. Makes villains with plans that have a hope of survival or recovery almost look crueler, taunting their victims before despair sets in.

    • @RaphBlade7
      @RaphBlade7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean, odds are Spider-Man could just bring the device to the Fantastic Four! I'm sure Reed could figure out how it works unless the writers are @$$hole$ who make it impossible for anyone to help him and/or he has to make a literal deal with the devil that ends up screwing Peter over by bringing MJ back but he has to sacrifice their relationship & assassinate his own heroic character by making a deal with the freakin devil & never questioning why no one else can help him but a freaking devil can! Then again, most of the misery in Peter Parker's life is cause his writers can't let him just grow up! Also, it's obvious the writing staff wanted to do the death of Gwen Stacy storyline, but with MJ, however, the network wouldn't let them kill her, hence the overly complicated scenario where she is lost forever while leaving open the possibility of her reuniting with Peter down the line! Mind you in the comics, there was this horrible & annoying trend of them reenacting the scenario by having women get chucked off the bridge! At this point, I imagine most Spider-Man fans are sick of it as sure the Death of Gwen Stacy was shocking for its time, but years of superhero love interests getting fridged (including Major Force's brutal murder Kyle Rayner's girlfriend Alexandra DeWitt from which the phrase Women In Refrigerators comes from) & Marvel calling back to it again & again (heck it occurred several times during the Clone Saga & in the infamously bad Sins Past)!

    • @ArcCaravan
      @ArcCaravan ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RaphBlade7 I remember all of that from AT4W.

  • @ilikedragons7928
    @ilikedragons7928 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Green Goblin : DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?

  • @BIastProcX
    @BIastProcX ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Spider-Man is probably the most relatable character in the Solid JJ universe

  • @zer0dragonK
    @zer0dragonK ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Remember that spider-man has a no-kill rule like batman.
    Now remember the questions asked around 0:37 and 0:49 about the lethality of the weapon. And around 2:26 to 2:40, listen to what Spidey says.
    Green Goblin was defeated as soon as they even invented that.

  • @whatsinaname7289
    @whatsinaname7289 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    0:07 props to the VA for managing to talk that fast lol

  • @sketcher445
    @sketcher445 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    As somebody who lives in Nebraska, I can’t believe Gobby spared MJ from this godforsaken state

  • @transformersfan8923
    @transformersfan8923 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    While I agree that this plan is needlessly complex (having to develop a phantom zone projector and all), I can see what the Goblin was trying to do.
    If he had outright killed MJ Spider-man might've snapped for a bit or even retire, but it leaves the chance for him to properly grieve and grow as a hero.
    With this, there is no grieving, she's still alive and counting on you to save her, rescuing her will become your obsession, it will plague your mind throughout your life, and in turn will solidify your hatred of the Goblin.
    Thus creating a torturous existence for the rest of your life.

  • @Eltrio2
    @Eltrio2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    0:26) Rule of thumb; If Spiderman ever gets quiet, R̸̢͔̩̯̣͍͗͊̌̈́̐̽͝͝U̸̻͖̚N̷̙̣̳̦͂. When he's not cracking jokes, your ass is grass.

  • @andrewaulner4759
    @andrewaulner4759 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This lifelong Nebraska native loves how everyone from JonTron to JJ use my state as a throwaway line; it always tickles my funny bone 😂

  • @edgy_name_
    @edgy_name_ ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Ah bless Green goblin's heart he tried but because of the censorship of the 90s Show he can't kill anyone

    • @Broomer52
      @Broomer52 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Something more subtle I don’t think many noticed was that the censors wouldn’t allow anyone to throw a punch so everyone was grappling each other.

    • @voodoominerman
      @voodoominerman ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Broomer52 You could kick people through walls though. That was fine, but no punching! That would be far too violent.

    • @edgy_name_
      @edgy_name_ ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@voodoominerman yeah Batman Beyond wasn't censored that bad I have no clue why spider man was

    • @MusicoftheDamned
      @MusicoftheDamned ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@edgy_name_ Definite channels and companies I imagine. For the most part everyone in the 90s FOX cartoons had ineffectual laser guns, even the police. On WB, characters had actual guns and ironically more people tended to get injured from them even though actual lasers would be far deadlier. Funny how that works.

    • @edgy_name_
      @edgy_name_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MusicoftheDamned oh yeah I think the spider man was on Warner brother kids so that checks out

  • @c.callen8650
    @c.callen8650 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    man, it’s really impressive how jj can stick to a pretty simple, consistent format across all of his videos, yet still manage to keep it feeling fresh each time. right when you think you’ve seen all you need to see, he delivers a truly killer punchline.

  • @FeyTheBin
    @FeyTheBin 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Green Goblin really went "You know how much I sacrificed?" on Spidey.

  • @amirgarcia547
    @amirgarcia547 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how JJ has a distinct voice for both 60s, 90s and Toby Spider-Man.

  • @alexandrehenrique7203
    @alexandrehenrique7203 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This sounds exactly like a venture bros skit, gobby even sounds like the monarch

    • @GamesFromSpace
      @GamesFromSpace ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "I'd prefer you fucked off!" was very Rusty.

  • @TheLegless101
    @TheLegless101 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Actually makes a lot of sense, Spiderman doesn't kill, so he has to make sure the limbo gun isn't technically killing Green Goblin before using it on him.

  • @level5650
    @level5650 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    To be fair, floating around the void for eternity while still conscious feels infinitely worse then just dying in a fall.

  • @theraymunator
    @theraymunator ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love that the whole dynamic between Spidey and Gobby in these videos is that they're like a toxic couple

  • @StabbyBen
    @StabbyBen ปีที่แล้ว +16

    0:13
    "Not where, wallcrawler, but WHERE?"
    "What?"
    It's the small jokes I appreciate most about these videos.

  • @gargamellenoir8460
    @gargamellenoir8460 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Even as Green Goblin he still has billionaire brain of "Why do I not get more credit for what other people created for me?"

  • @BlueJersey112
    @BlueJersey112 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    3:01 I knew it!

  • @punderlord
    @punderlord ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Your voices are spot on to the animated series voice actors, I don't know how you keep doing it

  • @BlandoGaming
    @BlandoGaming ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oh man this one got me good. Especially the "after credits" scene. Great job as always man.

  • @alanseventy6624
    @alanseventy6624 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Green Goblin is aware of the Y7 rating of this Saturday morning cartoon and that he, as the villain, is realistically the only one who has to develop complex workarounds for his actions because of it. This was him expressing his frustration of having to do so.

  • @fluffyman85
    @fluffyman85 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    In fairness being trapped in a limbo for all eternity is still pretty horrifying of a fate.

    • @Researcher_Jim
      @Researcher_Jim ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah Nebraska doesn’t seem all that great.

  • @adriananimates7448
    @adriananimates7448 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    1:57 “I offered you friendship, and you spat in my face”

  • @JJ_R
    @JJ_R ปีที่แล้ว +24

    If I had to choose between my loved one dying, and my loved one just gone to some limbo-dimension, I’d pick the latter. At least I can save them.

    • @yakobsoulstorm5187
      @yakobsoulstorm5187 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well, you might be able to. Or maybe you've just sent them to the sadness dimension where they'll slowly die of dehydration.

    • @pictonomii3295
      @pictonomii3295 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What if your loved on ends up marrying Steve?

    • @18skeltor
      @18skeltor ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe you are that loved one- the possibilities!

    • @JJ_R
      @JJ_R ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@18skeltor I’d rather be in a limbo-dimension then! After all, I would only be sent there because my love-interest would be a super hero. It’s better than dying.

    • @yakobsoulstorm5187
      @yakobsoulstorm5187 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pictonomii3295 Then God has proven that there are worse states than death.

  • @Saph-Fire
    @Saph-Fire ปีที่แล้ว +10

    02:35 Hands down, one of the best "Ah, shit..." moments ever! 😂

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson ปีที่แล้ว +15

    0:55 I think he meant Iowa.
    Iowa is the california of the midwest. Everyone hates them and they hate everyone else. Nebraska's pretty chill.

    • @birama213
      @birama213 หลายเดือนก่อน

      uh huh
      BUT IS THERE A HOLLYWOOD VERSION OF IOWA???

  • @ivykyen2398
    @ivykyen2398 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:08 fun fact in brazil kaiba's VA dubs spiderman

  • @Nightout88
    @Nightout88 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    @2:07 you wanna know the funniest part about all this is?
    This convo 100% is going to come back to bite spiderman in the ass later with gwen, when her brains are all over the cement of the Washington bridge......
    lmfao.

    • @Nightout88
      @Nightout88 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fuck me I was in a dark place when I wrote that.

  • @gargantuadark
    @gargantuadark ปีที่แล้ว +5

    this is 100% my favorite one you"ve made so far.

  • @hugoswenson9451
    @hugoswenson9451 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This feels straight out of Venture Bros, thats probably the best compliment I can think of.

  • @dolphincrescent54
    @dolphincrescent54 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    This is the most accurate explanation of Schrodinger's cat. Thank you Solid jj.

  • @dreamwalking
    @dreamwalking ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:50 I didn't know that I needed Phoenix Wright Spider-Man in my life, but I'm glad that he's here.

  • @thedman1754
    @thedman1754 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "Where did she go?!"
    "Not where wall-crawler, but where!"
    "What?"

  • @shadowsnesgamer1453
    @shadowsnesgamer1453 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The funny thing is, Goblin being sent to Nebraska can technically happen canonically

  • @128Apexture
    @128Apexture ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i gotta mention, the animation in this episode was fantastic

  • @user-tj6tr4qx3p
    @user-tj6tr4qx3p ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I watched this cartoon as a kid. Now I'm 30 and I'm still waiting for the resolution of that plot ark

    • @dembones5005
      @dembones5005 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean she never made it back? Huh. Guess the goblin won after all.

    • @YesTHATJohnSmith
      @YesTHATJohnSmith ปีที่แล้ว

      No worries. In the last episode Pete & Madam Web went to get her.
      (It's implied that only a second {or two} passed for M.J.)

    • @user-tj6tr4qx3p
      @user-tj6tr4qx3p ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dembones5005 I think they had some idea of Peter going after her and getting into Victorian England, but it's never been done and never will be

  • @KJetixsSuccessor
    @KJetixsSuccessor ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ironic that the questions they’re pondering now are the exact same ones we all have since the series’s cliffhanger. 😂

  • @ayrtonpavot3096
    @ayrtonpavot3096 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Couldn't stop laughing, this was so so fun, thanks for upluading these videos and please keep doing it.

  • @SacredSwordOfJovan
    @SacredSwordOfJovan ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Glad to see that Steve's hard work paid off

  • @ThatOneGuy_James
    @ThatOneGuy_James ปีที่แล้ว +109

    If only he had Green Goblin from the dimension where everyone has a gun and there are no moral implications

    • @lorddarthfire1560
      @lorddarthfire1560 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I would just bring in a spider man from the dimension where everyone has a bulletproof vest

    • @rodan9773
      @rodan9773 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@lorddarthfire1560Na should of brought in The Goblin where every one has a Nuclear Bombe in there throat that will explode if they Talk.

    • @pranavghantasala6808
      @pranavghantasala6808 ปีที่แล้ว

      (and also bullets go through vests)

    • @antonhanna2423
      @antonhanna2423 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You wanna know what's the funny part about your comment? I'm like, 98% sure that Norman is, for all intents and purposes, one of the few A-list Spider-Man villains (not counting Kraven) who actually knows how to use guns.😅
      It's like when you realize that literally *more than half* of the Marvel universe (whether they're Atheist or Christian) has sold their soul to Mephisto but at the same time strangled him to death. Imagine you're Satan, ruler of the underworld, the true prince of darkness, relaxing in your throne. Next thing you know, that one guy who used to be a McDonald's manager just shoots you in the head because when he sold his soul for an extra year, you forget to mention he had to spend his last year wheelchair bound.🤣

    • @elcactusdelamuerte506
      @elcactusdelamuerte506 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@antonhanna2423 Pretty sure most of them can use a gun tbf. I know the likes of sandman and venom are portrayed as idiots, but if I handed them a gun I don’t think they’re gonna be looking at it like ‘the f is this?’

  • @XXMatt0040XX
    @XXMatt0040XX ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Poor Green Goblin... he's so underappreciated that he didn't even mention him murdering Peter's first love (possibly by making Spiderman himself kill her.) Also by throwing her off a bridge. All the things you've done to earn our respect mean something to me Norman. Edit: Before you say something about the continuity of this particular cartoon not having the Night Gwen Stacy Died involved, I know.

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus ปีที่แล้ว +2

      something about the continuity of this particular cartoon not having the Night Gwen Stacy Died involved

  • @Tumbleflop
    @Tumbleflop ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:49 when the medicine advertisement starts listing potential side-effects

  • @daltonsharp6254
    @daltonsharp6254 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like how JJ implies that Nebraska is a place beyond time and space which is also an alternate dimension.

  • @JASmith-ij9uj
    @JASmith-ij9uj ปีที่แล้ว +21

    At least this wasn't like the Gwen Stacy case, she crossed the portal before the web got to her neck

    • @mauriciomagalhaes181
      @mauriciomagalhaes181 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or Norman's bedroom.

    • @jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets
      @jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mauriciomagalhaes181 goddamnit, why'd you have to remind me of that?

    • @massgunner4152
      @massgunner4152 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@mauriciomagalhaes181 this is why Ultron wanted to kill all humanity, he wanted to erase that memory and make sure nobody ever exposed that abomination ever again

    • @mauriciomagalhaes181
      @mauriciomagalhaes181 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets i'm so sorry.

    • @JASmith-ij9uj
      @JASmith-ij9uj ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mauriciomagalhaes181 yeah, wait, what's that? It's Mysterio! And he brings a retcon with him!!!

  • @JoelTheParrot
    @JoelTheParrot ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i mean sending her to an alternate dimension gives spider-man a chance to save her still so definitely less bad than just killing her
    post-credits scene is the bomb lol

  • @connorshaw-case6030
    @connorshaw-case6030 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just finished the series and this comes up XD thank you universe

  • @cyber-flight
    @cyber-flight ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "But I didn't" is so perfectly timed

  • @adamnicholls8708
    @adamnicholls8708 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I understand the nowhere and nothing joke of Nebraska, also he mentions nebraska earlier in the sketch. However in universe it would probably make more sense to have been dumped at the nexus in the Everglades swamp.

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus ปีที่แล้ว

      The Living Mummy to Spiderman, talking about Man-Thing: he must like you.
      Spiderman: how can you tell?
      Mummy: you didn't explode when he touched you.

  • @jannintime1100
    @jannintime1100 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Sometimes You just have to go the extra mile and break a couple laws of Physics to make a Limbo Dimension Gun.

  • @therealbahamut
    @therealbahamut ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This isn't just gold; this is DIAMONDS, man.

  • @BobBobby-ji4nm
    @BobBobby-ji4nm ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video is pure gold (Also The reference to Seto Kaiba and the Shadow Realm got me laughing so hard!)

  • @StormyDMG
    @StormyDMG ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The silence before realization always gets me

  • @ButFirstHeLitItOnFire
    @ButFirstHeLitItOnFire ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:40
    Joke’s on Parker, ‘cause _now_ MJ and Gobbie literally have nothing better to do then each other in the space between space.
    I think Gwen Stacy and Osborn had like an affair in the comics too (the shows and movies and ga,was usually filter out all the _REAL out there_ stuff from the comics), so this would have a canonical foundation too.

  • @chucklefuck
    @chucklefuck ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That "oh god" and "that's not what I said" sounds so much like the guy side of a couple arguing that it almost spooked me

  • @SmubFinger
    @SmubFinger ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I always get so excited when I see a new upload

  • @raulbagang6984
    @raulbagang6984 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I can feel you goblin, we are all trying 😢

  • @superstarultra28
    @superstarultra28 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fun fact: The guy who played GG in this cartoon also played Grandfather in the Kids Next Door movie.

  • @ycylchgames
    @ycylchgames ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These vids have such strong Venture brother vibes, I love them.

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It seems like what Goblin did is similar to “Venting” in _Kamen Rider Dragon Knight._ When an Advent Rider is Vented by another Rider, they become inextricably trapped between dimensions, a fate arguably far worse than death.

  • @peterwhite6415
    @peterwhite6415 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I mean... if the shadow-realm-gun opens a portal, doesnt it mean its possible to bring them back if you find a way to locate her?
    Peter is smart and his friends with the Human Torch, so he could go visit the Fantastic 4 and have Reed figure something out... hell, get Professor X to help aswell, his power might work if the Portal remains open.

  • @alanparmar2797
    @alanparmar2797 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    1:26 This proves that all solidjj Spider-Man videos are in a continuity. Solidjj cinematic university when?

  • @jacobgarcia5542
    @jacobgarcia5542 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:06 is top tier man, i love your vids. thanks for makin em!!

  • @mrducky2550
    @mrducky2550 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is definitely one of your best videos I absolutely adore this

  • @snakeattacker2857
    @snakeattacker2857 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Spiderman: "Hey where'd she go?"
    Green goblin: "not where wall crawler but where?!"
    Spiderman: "What?"
    Fucking. Golden.

  • @newttrain8667
    @newttrain8667 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Man I wish this show actually got to complete that plotline.

    • @arivazquez4531
      @arivazquez4531 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which plotline?

    • @newttrain8667
      @newttrain8667 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@arivazquez4531Mary Jane getting sent who knows where, Peter never actually finds her before the show ends.

    • @arivazquez4531
      @arivazquez4531 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Newt Train madam web tells him she got sent to season 3 I believe

    • @newttrain8667
      @newttrain8667 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@arivazquez4531 Yeah exactly, after Secret War and Spider War Madame Web tells Peter they are going off to find Mary Jane, but the series never continues after that point so we don't actually get that conclusion.

  • @valmid5069
    @valmid5069 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "CCCCUUUURRRRSSSSEEEE You Spiderman!" Green Goblin shouted as he was banished to the Shadow Realm

  • @danielmaster911ify
    @danielmaster911ify ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how much the voice for Spidey sounds like Rino Romano from the PS1 games

  • @Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz
    @Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Shame limbo technology wasn't perfected until after Gwen huh
    HOLY SHIT THAT LAST FRAME I'M DEAD

  • @tesloche9349
    @tesloche9349 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Imagine if in Across the Spider-Verse, Miles gets sent to a dimension that is a Solid JJ video

    • @jonathancampbell5231
      @jonathancampbell5231 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Imagine if in Across the Spider-Verse, they actually wrap up this unresolved "missing Mary-Jane" plot line from nearly 25 years ago.

  • @caseyjarmes
    @caseyjarmes ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Seto Kaiba is like the one Yu-Gi-Oh villian who doesn't send people to the shadow realm

  • @demonicspire1345
    @demonicspire1345 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Goblin really sounds like The Monarch here, this could have easily been a conversation between Dr. Venture and the Monarch