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Can we **PLEASE** have an episode of Simon out of context, but where it is *entirely* snippets pulled from the first few seconds of Brain Blaze videos?
If it takes off maybe even an entire channel dedicated to out of context videos/shorts of Simon's channels. I can only imagine that would take off too lmao.
You got him Kevin. I swear I saw his soul start to leave his body until he advanced the teleprompter to find out the whole episode is not about Florida infanticide. That was beautiful. Nice work! 😉🤣
As someone who lives in Maine (just a bit further northeast from Mass), I remember back in the 90s when it was not unusual to be walking through a parking lot, see a car with the lights on, walk up to it, open the unlocked door, and turn off the headlights.
I grew up in the sixties - cars were often left unlocked, and in the absence of alarms to let you know you’d left your headlights on, it was considered common courtesy to open the car door and turn them off if you saw this had happened. Or roll up a window if it had been left open and it was starting to rain. Simpler times. I miss them.
Yup. Safe Haven babies are a thing. We do adoption and fostering in my house and we've had a few SH Babies stay here for a few weeks while a permanent home can be found. Some of them are born addicted to various drugs so it can be difficult but absolutely worth it.
I'm coming off the video about "The Jennings 8" and I kinda need something silly, light and fun. Oh, look. It's Florida man Friday. This should be fun. Oh, dear. Stories of infanticide. Crud. You got me, Mr. J! 😂
After your relentless plugging of Vessi. I bought myself a pair for work. I'm about to test their resilience comfort and durability on a production floor for industrial Bakery . So far slip resistant is not that great. Plus clean up is easy they still look new but we're only on a couple of days
They didn't last for farm use or light farm use. They are only good for formal wear but that's a rarity so no use in buying them. Id buy me wade converse before I vessi again. I don't recommend it
Lol Kevin I'm dying at how he says Lowell...... we apparently went to UMass Lowell at the same time! Last week I learned we are the same age from being a Jr in 99 😂
In high school in rural Indiana in the 80s, on foggy and rainy mornings, the beginning of morning announcements would start with a list of license plates of people who left their headlights on. If your first class of the day was in the back of the school you could watch 20 people stream out of the school to the student parking lot.
When I lived in a DC suburb I never locked the car. My uncle in Atlanta and a friend in Chicago were the same way. It's a lot easier than having to replace a window or convertible top because a junkie wants to steal change from the console.
I keep conveniently catching these new florida man episodes either when the tab from the Sandoz kicks on or the mezcal 😅 Good show old bean 🎉 Keep up the good work
Holy shit. Here within the first 10 minutes! I'm sure after this yt is going to recommend another video in which Simon correctly identified the channel as Business Blaze because that's about how late I usually am.
In most states in the US, there are next to NO TRAFFIC LAWS on private property. So any accident is a civil matter (Investigate yourself, find evidence, and sue for damages) not a criminal matter (Call police, press charges, someone gets convicted of a crime)
Except on parking lots that gave rights to police to patrol. Thus allowing laws to apply. Ask a lawyer this they will say the same. But if parking lot has its own security then the cop is invalidated. But again all depends circumstances on who's is patrolling the lot. In central valley of Cali. There are lots like in&out under police patrol due to the company neglecting building codes as well as traffic laws by having it's lines back into actual roads. Thus allowing police action. Again depends on circumstances
Also, the Florida Highway Patrol only really has jurisdiction on highways, and, even then, don't expect a ton of help unless you're dying (speaking from experience)
Fun fact: My car wasn't worth stealing. Accidentally left the doors unlocked with the keys in the ignition while I went to class for 8 hours. Someone stole the cologne from my glove box, but couldn't be bothered to take the car.
You'll know your professor has become hooked when classes start ending earlier and earlier .. or you just have half a class and then watch FMF together in the classroom.
Seeing other people suffering casual contagious diseases like this makes me appreciate that being disabled can be a privilege. I've had two, very minor, colds in the past over five years. I just don't leave my house much.
For Simon and others who are not avid Simpsons fans, Troy McClure was a character in the early seasons of the show who was sexually attracted to fish. Didn't know about the Tom Cruise thing until today.
Kevin. Why were you leaving your car unlocked at the height of High on Crack Street in the city where that show was made?! My husband and I had a lot of laughs over LAWL.
Yep. My first accident was in the parking lot of an auto body shop. Traffic violations and accidents on private property are not within police jurisdiction. My insurance paid for all except $175 on my car. They paid for the other, newly repaired and painted vehicle.
I like how Simon assumes the windows are down or he left the convertible top down in the rain and the idea of "the door is unlocked" never crosses his mind, lol
About 10 years ago, in Virginia Beach, I passed a car in a garage that had a dent in the rear bumper. I could tell that the bumper had a fiberglass shell that might be fixable by hand, having had such an experience with my own car. So I lay on the ground, reached under the bumper with my hand, and popped the dent right out. Ever since, I've wondered how surprised the car's owner must have been to see the dented bumper had been miraculously fixed. Maybe something similar happened to Simon's car, if the fender was similarly made of fiberglass. P.S. - 2 1/2 years to wait for a civil trial is actually pretty common. I was a juror on a civil case once that went five years between the accident and the trial, during which the respondent in the case had died. Her estate carried on her defense.
Don't ask me about shoes- if I find a pair of sandals that fits I wear them until it's so cold that wool socks aren't enough and switch to whatever close-toed shoes I have, then switch back to the sandals as soon as I can get away with wool socks again. I only stop and change shoes/sandals when the sandals or the shoes break. And I hope you get better soon :)
My first conscious memory involves my dad's Plymouth Acclaim, or specifically it's rear passenger door after my mom shut the door on my three year old self's fingers. It was just another 80s shitbox but I strangely like the boxy look now.
When I was a kid Simon we used to go around in the winter and turn off people's headlights In the mornings to get santa points, you would be surprised how many people accidently left the lights on
When I woke up today I didn't think I'd be watching Simon singing Mmm Bop... this was a pleasant surprise. Also Simon maybe make a few MORE TH-cam channels before you try a singing career
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I love how unhinged the beginning is every time
Can we **PLEASE** have an episode of Simon out of context, but where it is *entirely* snippets pulled from the first few seconds of Brain Blaze videos?
If it takes off maybe even an entire channel dedicated to out of context videos/shorts of Simon's channels. I can only imagine that would take off too lmao.
You got him Kevin. I swear I saw his soul start to leave his body until he advanced the teleprompter to find out the whole episode is not about Florida infanticide. That was beautiful. Nice work! 😉🤣
Really glad he got trolled hard by that
This was so funny! Hahaha. I’d love to sit and watch them together in a room
Ikr. Brilliant troll.
Kevin trolling Simon is S tier
Agreed! It’s been a real treat hearing Kevin focus his substantial talent on effing with Fact Boil 😂
Glad I hit pause and read your comment. I was ready to not watch this one. Good troll lol
I do what I can!
As someone who lives in Maine (just a bit further northeast from Mass), I remember back in the 90s when it was not unusual to be walking through a parking lot, see a car with the lights on, walk up to it, open the unlocked door, and turn off the headlights.
13:42 "Disney's lawyers are vicious hell spawn... Allegedly" 😂
Well if they are not, you would not need that Allegedly there now would you.
"I assure you that I am not spying on you." Sure, that's exactly what an AI that is spying on me would say
Simon chat gbt are you spying on me?
Chat gbt no Simon I'm definitely not spying on you😮😢😂
Here before Disney takes it down 🎉
In a mmmbop it’s gone
I grew up in the sixties - cars were often left unlocked, and in the absence of alarms to let you know you’d left your headlights on, it was considered common courtesy to open the car door and turn them off if you saw this had happened. Or roll up a window if it had been left open and it was starting to rain. Simpler times. I miss them.
I love Florida man Friday’s!
Yup. Safe Haven babies are a thing. We do adoption and fostering in my house and we've had a few SH Babies stay here for a few weeks while a permanent home can be found. Some of them are born addicted to various drugs so it can be difficult but absolutely worth it.
Another one fights the bus
That's true!!!
'Criminal mischief' does sound like a kid breaking the neighbours window with a miss placed football kick!!! LOL!!!
The most shocking part of this episode is that Simon actually knows who Hanson is.
He has sang that song at least on e before.
😂😂😂
He’s the age of the average Hanson fan
Simon is learning that the hazard to loving ChatGPT like he does is that eventually ChatGPT will start to love him back... and never leave him be.
That's actually the most disturbing feeling, that it just wants to continue that conversation no matter what 😂
@@andybeans5790 "Simon, this is not over till I say it is over."
"Simon, why won't you love me? I'm so lonely..."
And with that intro, we’re BALLS DEEP!
Kevin, thank you for making Simon sing MMMBop. That helped me recover after his heinous pronunciation of Lowell.
Having a friend named Skylar made that story painful to listen to as well.
@@corvidsRcool He's seen Breaking Bad too. Like yeah the cop had a weird spelling, but still
@@ThatWriterKevin If he ever meets a person named Skylar Lowell...🤯
I'm coming off the video about "The Jennings 8" and I kinda need something silly, light and fun. Oh, look. It's Florida man Friday. This should be fun. Oh, dear. Stories of infanticide. Crud. You got me, Mr. J! 😂
Got Simon too, which was exactly what I was going for! I never know how much will be on his teleprompter at one time
@ThatWriterKevin 😂Yeah. You DID get him. I actually laughed out loud.
ooo thanks Julian, this was a blast❤
After your relentless plugging of Vessi. I bought myself a pair for work. I'm about to test their resilience comfort and durability on a production floor for industrial Bakery . So far slip resistant is not that great. Plus clean up is easy they still look new but we're only on a couple of days
They didn't last for farm use or light farm use. They are only good for formal wear but that's a rarity so no use in buying them. Id buy me wade converse before I vessi again. I don't recommend it
This is hilarious. I love how Simon gets excited for Florida Man.
In some states the safe haven laws didn’t have an age limit, until people started leaving their teenagers.
This has been Britishing, with Simon™
Our apologies
And the bit at the end where our Simon is recorded foreshadowing his fate, it's kind of meta, classic. Thank you and lots of love
I hope you feel better, Mr. W!
Simon's saying Lowell to rhyme with Howl is sending me.
Love Florida man Fridays
As a parent, Simon, you'll know wayyyy too much about Roblox soon enough. Too soon. Kids love Roblox like it's crack
Lol Kevin I'm dying at how he says Lowell...... we apparently went to UMass Lowell at the same time! Last week I learned we are the same age from being a Jr in 99 😂
In high school in rural Indiana in the 80s, on foggy and rainy mornings, the beginning of morning announcements would start with a list of license plates of people who left their headlights on. If your first class of the day was in the back of the school you could watch 20 people stream out of the school to the student parking lot.
I was ;laughing so hard at ChatGPT telling Simon it isn't spying on him that I couldn't breathe.
"All the orcas were impostors" left me with the image of them all wearing Shamu masks held on by a rubber cord.
The editing on this one goes hard, very well done!
4:37 haha hahaha I ❤your sick mind Kevin.
Why thank you Iris and/or George!
"I assure you I'm not spying on you"
Exactly what a spy would say!
Editing top shelf as always! 😂
When I lived in a DC suburb I never locked the car. My uncle in Atlanta and a friend in Chicago were the same way. It's a lot easier than having to replace a window or convertible top because a junkie wants to steal change from the console.
I love it. ChatGPT explained exactly what it is, but still nobody knows what it is. ChatGPT is going to be the next President
I keep conveniently catching these new florida man episodes either when the tab from the Sandoz kicks on or the mezcal 😅
Good show old bean 🎉
Keep up the good work
I always check the door when I see a car with their lights on. Although I don't leave a note
TGIFMF!
Didn't realize there was a 4th Hanson brother who is British.
No that would be a 5th Hanson brother since the real 4th isn’t in the band.
JULIAN! I just want to say I LOVE YOUR EDITING!
And KEVIN! Awesome trolling Simon!
Holy shit. Here within the first 10 minutes! I'm sure after this yt is going to recommend another video in which Simon correctly identified the channel as Business Blaze because that's about how late I usually am.
15:10 my mother used to threaten my sister and I with the baby boxes..... We were in our teens😅😅
In most states in the US, there are next to NO TRAFFIC LAWS on private property. So any accident is a civil matter (Investigate yourself, find evidence, and sue for damages) not a criminal matter (Call police, press charges, someone gets convicted of a crime)
Except on parking lots that gave rights to police to patrol. Thus allowing laws to apply. Ask a lawyer this they will say the same. But if parking lot has its own security then the cop is invalidated. But again all depends circumstances on who's is patrolling the lot. In central valley of Cali. There are lots like in&out under police patrol due to the company neglecting building codes as well as traffic laws by having it's lines back into actual roads. Thus allowing police action. Again depends on circumstances
Also, the Florida Highway Patrol only really has jurisdiction on highways, and, even then, don't expect a ton of help unless you're dying (speaking from experience)
They still need to file a report for hit and runs, otherwise your insurance (especially in FL) may not cover it.
Fellow UMass Lowell grad here… definitely the nicest thing that’s ever happened to a car there
Fun fact: My car wasn't worth stealing. Accidentally left the doors unlocked with the keys in the ignition while I went to class for 8 hours. Someone stole the cologne from my glove box, but couldn't be bothered to take the car.
This segment always comes out during my math class and I have to wait until the professor dismisses us to watch it
You'll know your professor has become hooked when classes start ending earlier and earlier .. or you just have half a class and then watch FMF together in the classroom.
@ looking forward to that
Wow. Sick Simon looks and sounds like an old-school philosopher who is sick of your BS.
This is the episode where Simon starts getting creepy vibes from his bff ChatGPT
About time tbh
It's ok Simon, at least you have your voice. Mine disappeared and is slowly coming back after a week. Welcome to fall plague season!
Seeing other people suffering casual contagious diseases like this makes me appreciate that being disabled can be a privilege. I've had two, very minor, colds in the past over five years. I just don't leave my house much.
Glad I read the comments. I was ready to not watch when being trolled lol.
For Simon and others who are not avid Simpsons fans, Troy McClure was a character in the early seasons of the show who was sexually attracted to fish.
Didn't know about the Tom Cruise thing until today.
Kevin. Why were you leaving your car unlocked at the height of High on Crack Street in the city where that show was made?! My husband and I had a lot of laughs over LAWL.
Reedy Creek FD for the win! 17:11
Starfishes love the back and forth between you guys
Yep. My first accident was in the parking lot of an auto body shop. Traffic violations and accidents on private property are not within police jurisdiction. My insurance paid for all except $175 on my car. They paid for the other, newly repaired and painted vehicle.
11:35 jumped out of my skin 🤣
Dear gawd, I just did too
11:51 excellent Worf vs the Borg reference!
Love Fridays!!
I love how the tangent bump keeps evolving
Love the Troy McClure reference.
Go on blaze boy! You can do it!
Yay!! It's Friday!
God dammit Kevin😂😂😂
You're welcome!
Louisiana man should be next.
DAMN SIMON GOES HARD ON MMMBOP 😂😂😂
As a CC fan, that one spot had me chuckling more than I should've. That's one way to see if Simon is paying attention, I guess.
Feel better soon Simon
Imagine if Simon started his videos off with “Hello Blazers!” 😂
Hey got my Vessi's a couple weeks ago, and I have no complaints.
It's Friday Bois!!
I love the smell of Florida Man on a Friday (well, Saturday morning on my way to work in Tokyo, but that doesn’t have the same ring!)
Florida Man Friday brought to you by the legend Kevmeister. Yeah!!!!!!
Why thank you!
I like how Simon assumes the windows are down or he left the convertible top down in the rain and the idea of "the door is unlocked" never crosses his mind, lol
Thank you for continuing this series, this is the hardest I've laughed all week and after five hours of back to back meetings today I needed this 😂
The fact I can watch these vids and see Stevenhe in this makes it 10times better
12:19 oh my gosh that's Golden Boy!
I'm have turned people's headlights off before. After so long you just say F it and check if unlocked. If not then they have a dead battery.
ChatGPT telling simon it’s not spying on him. “Im not spying on you, I’m just listening in case you need anything” lol
I've never heard someone pronounce Lowell as Laowell. Sweet, sweet Simon, Low-ell. Low. Ell
Or the announcement on the T, “the destination of this train is Loll”
About 10 years ago, in Virginia Beach, I passed a car in a garage that had a dent in the rear bumper. I could tell that the bumper had a fiberglass shell that might be fixable by hand, having had such an experience with my own car. So I lay on the ground, reached under the bumper with my hand, and popped the dent right out. Ever since, I've wondered how surprised the car's owner must have been to see the dented bumper had been miraculously fixed. Maybe something similar happened to Simon's car, if the fender was similarly made of fiberglass.
P.S. - 2 1/2 years to wait for a civil trial is actually pretty common. I was a juror on a civil case once that went five years between the accident and the trial, during which the respondent in the case had died. Her estate carried on her defense.
“Troy McClure? I thought you said he was dead!”
“No, I said he sleeps with the fishes.”
Don't ask me about shoes- if I find a pair of sandals that fits I wear them until it's so cold that wool socks aren't enough and switch to whatever close-toed shoes I have, then switch back to the sandals as soon as I can get away with wool socks again. I only stop and change shoes/sandals when the sandals or the shoes break. And I hope you get better soon :)
Simon’s pronunciation of Lowell is very LOL. But then when I was in England I baffled a cabbie by asking to go to “Sluff” (Slough)
UMass Lowell!! I was considering going there, but they didn’t have the programs I was looking for :(
Thanks for another great script, Kevin!
Sex
Simon: yes and lots of it
Writer: at diddy's house.
"Splash Mountain" 😂😂
Love the First Contact reference 😂
Ohhhhhhh velvet, fabulous.
The bus does go past Seaworld to Disney so I can imagine how it happened - number 8 from memory
6:19 I've done this exact thing! So if your Plymouth in lao was actually a BMW in Utrecht, I wrote that note stuck to the wheel😅😅
That's what you do in this case (without the 100$) because if anybody watches, they think you left your contact data.😎
My first conscious memory involves my dad's Plymouth Acclaim, or specifically it's rear passenger door after my mom shut the door on my three year old self's fingers.
It was just another 80s shitbox but I strangely like the boxy look now.
Same thing with a Plymouth grand voyager, fingers in the sliding door... But the fake wood paneling on the door was glorious to stare at
@Crioten jeez, it must be no coincidence Christine was a Plymouth Fury lol
When I was a kid Simon we used to go around in the winter and turn off people's headlights In the mornings to get santa points, you would be surprised how many people accidently left the lights on
The advert you're talking about was "newwwwww shooooooes?" Loot, I believe is that advert
16:08 I FUCKING LOVE THIS!!
3 secs later: YOURE CREEPY!!
Solid gold troll there, Kevin.
Top tier episode 😂
Thank you!
18 seconds ago? Hell yeah
The sex?
Congrats on being first!
When I woke up today I didn't think I'd be watching Simon singing Mmm Bop... this was a pleasant surprise.
Also Simon maybe make a few MORE TH-cam channels before you try a singing career
“Mmmbop ba do ba dop “