@@navmNavm-nc2yz says the one who's religion secretly copying and Paste its words from past book chapters LOL (dont disrespect other ppls religion or you just wanna get roasted)
@@maryrose2757 that’s a good question and the answer is I dunno I’m raising kids helping animals that need it but I still get cussed out people lit my barn on fire all over a pride flag and they say I do it in the name of god so why doesn’t he punish them for using him like that if he doesn’t condone it I am scared of what people will do to my children because they are mine I don’t want to raise them thinking they’re going to hell because crazy people say crazy things to children to manipulate them into a mindset I don’t think my kids are safe and that’s my top worry
@@geoffreyfaivreExatamente, esses dias teve o caso de uma americana que teve o crocodilo de estimação apreendido, e o povo ficou indignado. Queria ver se a notícia fosse ela perdendo um braço ou uma perna depois de um ataque, "ele era tão amigável, jamais faria isso!" Povo completamente alucinado.
Incredible that a new born like this is already capable of not only attack but also wriggling its body for extra leverage to get the most out of its power from tail.
Insert that one video of s guy holding a mewing baby croc and the cameraman is focused on the dude and in the background you just see the momma croc RUNNING full speed
Well if a crocodile was your pet when you see a egg and abopt it then hatch or idk and then it grows like a teenager so if it’s harm or not harm, not harm doesn’t do anything thing and when it grows into a abult it will always remember you and memories
@@DLIX2DCLIOr turned into a pair of boots but yeah I’ve tried alligator 🐊 meat at Pappadeaux seafood kitchen and it’s delicious 😋 crocodile probably taste similar.
Bro I grew up in Florida and my father has taught me two things in life. The difference between an alligator and a crocodile and to never go near either
Crazy how strong of a reflex crocs have. Even at that age if something tickles the side of its mouth it will bite and attempt death roll. This is true for all ages, doesn’t matter how friendly you think a croc is, this is an instant reflex that they cannot control
@@onetapff8716 this person above just said they are unable to have any affection And many other animals kill their babies / let them die if it's needed
@@The_Anarchic it makes no sense what the op is saying, I get what was meant but its tacky.. that's just like someone saying "they can't" you can't what?.. deal with the post that's supposedly so funny you can't deal with the post or the person that posted it. It would make more sense and wouldn't sound ignorant if they just completed the sentence.
When I see a crocodile or alligator it reminds me of my leopard gecko Nova lmao so cute and kinda has the same personality just without the biting even though she pretends to but it’s the “Don’t touch me!! And you’re an asshole!!” When handing her but she just chills absorbs my body heat and lets me pet her ish I tell people she’s like a stuck up teen age rich girl
It's cute now but if the rescuer was Chinese or Arab, your comment would be "this poor thing deserves to be with its mother, take it back to where it belongs"
Stop making me so happy who said that you could be that cute in your life so cute!!!!!!!!!!😠🥰💌 By the way it's love anger if you're looking at it the Emojis
Baby Crocodile: Pew.. Pew.. Pew.. Pew..
Adult Crocodile: The voice of a man narrating a ford commercial.
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“Eh eh eh eh eh “
@Doomslayer_demonslaye huh...?
Thats an adorable cat ^^
Baby croc: Squeky noices.
Adult croc: Low rumbling noices.
Baby ali(gator): nya. Nya. Nya.
Adult ali: Ford or Dodge engine sounds
loool
@@ViperGTS-kj7ji the translation 💀
Tfyug
puberty
"Wait till I grow up, next time I'll be petting you"
Eating*
@@luhhcaden1124☝️🤓
Digesting*
Shitting*
Eating (Again)*
“Pew, pew, pew pew,”
*PUTS FINGER IN MOUTH*
*shakes like there’s no tomorrow*
🥹🫰🏿
🥹😭😀 🦬🤣🐊🦖
I need to use him as my new rose toy
Croc was about to death roll that finger.
@Meeche they do it on land too, but I guess they do it in the water to drown their prey
Yeah but it's okay 😌 he's doing his best
my sister has one
Their cute for a little while until they get big enough to eat you 😅.
@@GolfInHawaii69it will be dinner before it gets that big if it's not released if it's a croc eater humans eat almost any animal and insect
I love how they basically start out as geckos
GEICO saves insurance
Save 15% or more@@the.blue.guardian.
That would be hilariously if the Pet store mistakenly sold crocs as a batch of geckos😂❤
Can they be killed?
Oh no😂@@Uta_Chandra.H
Scariest animals always have the cutest baby versions
Tiger too
hippos
Versions 1 or 2...
Also Baby cobras
Probably for more sympathy from their parents
Baby crocodile: "Bro stop petting me u wanna fight?" *bites cutely*
AWWW
Helicóptero
They have no business being this cute
😂😂😂😂I know right 🤣🤣🤣
Deadly creatures always have the cutest babies
De grandes, de lindos los dientes.
The end😂
🎉🥕🫶🫶🫶♥🤍🫰🏻🇵🇸🍉🌹💓🌚👗👜🧤👠⛑️ (◉‿◉)
It's amazing how such a tiny creature can grow up to be a fearsome predator
Like humans
Crocs are literally living dinosaurs
The humans...
Now some physco come here and tells its allahs creation😂
@@navmNavm-nc2yz says the one who's religion secretly copying and
Paste its words from past book chapters LOL
(dont disrespect other ppls religion or you just wanna get roasted)
Litte crocodile: cute noises*
Adult crocodile: excavator intensifies*
😂😂😂 I never thought of it like that but this is my new favorite way to think of a momma croc
Baby croc:fwetch me their souls pwease
Momma croc:*B E A S T M O D E*
@Turntochrist12 mmmmm doubt it I’m gay according to the angry Christian lady down the road he hates me and I’m going straight to hell 🥲
@@kodiakwolf2964depends on what you do. What are you doing with your life? You are the only one that can answer that.
@@maryrose2757 that’s a good question and the answer is I dunno I’m raising kids helping animals that need it but I still get cussed out people lit my barn on fire all over a pride flag and they say I do it in the name of god so why doesn’t he punish them for using him like that if he doesn’t condone it I am scared of what people will do to my children because they are mine I don’t want to raise them thinking they’re going to hell because crazy people say crazy things to children to manipulate them into a mindset I don’t think my kids are safe and that’s my top worry
WHY IS THIS SO ADORABLE?!?!
Human: gives love
Baby croc: violence
thats what my cat is like
😂😂😂😂For real
☺️☺️
Violence
But they probably just rescued him so he’s probably yeah
Its always funny when a human is petting an animal while it tries (unsuccessfully) to be fearsome
Just wait until it gets bigger it might be successful then
Voir un animal stressé et effrayé n'est pas quelque chose de drôle.
@Jay_animates Yeah but by then that giant hand should have grown too.
@@Jay_animatesno way really?! 😱
@@DG-iw3yw im sorry just a question how big do you think human hands get?
Bro sounds like a laser gun
@@iowalkshold up😮
Roblox laser gun💀
Are your laser guns worth it?
@@indiomoustafa2047 your going to spend tons extra in trail and error I’ve figured it out though
@@indiomoustafa2047 depending on the area also
It really chose violence with that vicious finger bite, So cute tho-😭😭
baby croc: mæw
adult croc: *intense motorcycle sounds*
A wow a flightless dragon
It is so cute
æ is pronounced av so mavw
😂😂😂😂😂
"i told you we needed more glitter"
Baby croc:pew
Adult croc:I told yo we needed more glitter
Hehehehehehe
@@Its_W3ndaHehe its not hehe its HAHAHAHA
Nice. Meme bri
Like1992 Space shup game❤😂
@@TheAmongUsArtistit’s not ✨hEhE✨ it’s HEHEHEHEH FUCK YOU
The way he looked like he was dancing while biting that finger-😭
Fnaf jumpscare
_BONNIE FNAF???!??¿!?¡¿_
Wiggle Wiggle wiggle
I can't help but imagine Monty making that noise 😭😂
Dude was getting jiggy with it
It is so cute but that chomp got me dying lol😂
If gators stayed that size, they'd make the perfect pets.
That's a croc
Qu'il reste dans la nature, tant mieux qu'il grandissent sinon les humains fera surment de la merde à les adopter...
@@geoffreyfaivreExatamente, esses dias teve o caso de uma americana que teve o crocodilo de estimação apreendido, e o povo ficou indignado. Queria ver se a notícia fosse ela perdendo um braço ou uma perna depois de um ataque, "ele era tão amigável, jamais faria isso!" Povo completamente alucinado.
Miniature crocs and gators! Interesting breeds! 😂
have you ever heard of Geckos?
"So what did you use to make those laser noises for your new game?"
"Baby crocodiles."
XD
@@Universes201omg it's... DANG IT I FORGOT THE NAME but from fnaf sis location
Bruh 🤣🤣
Gfht 😮😊😊😊
In credits:
Lazer gun noise fuled by babby crocs.
This is an optimal friend shape.
For now...
Best fucking comments I've ever seen.
Sorry but cold-blooded creatures make bad friends you can't even hug them they're just cold and scaly
@@xtrafries123pretty soon it will be best friend shaped.
@@JustSomeGuywithEpicGrasses if not, it becomes best enemy shape...
So cute☺️ ❤
Person: aww cute little thing!
Baby croc: "YOU NOT MY DAD"
Funny asl
Fr if you hear that sound out in the wild you better run cuz mama is comin fer ya
So, get my big BITE
..
@@Applesugarplumno it’s not
Baby crock belike
"I will eat you when I grow up
Human: how cute 😍
❤❤❤❤❤
Rthi❤
Fearful basic human: Everything i don't understand will eat meeee.😢
These kids in the reply section be like: idk what they said but it has heart so....
😂😂😂
Incredible that a new born like this is already capable of not only attack but also wriggling its body for extra leverage to get the most out of its power from tail.
Animals are driven by instinct, they just know how to do it
Juanito de cocodrilo 🐊😍❤❤❤
Neh neh neh neh neh
Also that was so cute
Man i swear I wish crocs would stay this size but yet still have the aggression of a fully grown croc….they would be the most perfect pet known to man
Facts
Leave it to humans to want to baby every other living thing
Leave other animals alone no other animal is this weird
Besides us monkeys chimps/monkeys included
@@ThugDollXObeing the most intelligent species on earth means humans gonna have protective instincts over the lil guys around us.
Facts
When he's fully grown and you least expect it, he'll be waiting for you in that exact spot when you get home and he'll be like "Try it now..."
“Play with me please remember me”:the crocodile grown up probably
and then he will be your pet, so only 90% chance he returns to his feral instincts :P
@@puccett 88% if he gets enough snout boops daily
And then you close its mouth with duct tape because the muscles to open the mouth are weak af in crocodilians
@@puccett Pretty sure you pulled that 90% out of your ass 😂
Baby croc: “mew!”
Adult croc: *”I told you we needed more glitter.”*
🤫🧏
@@Phono-kj5cvyou ain’t funny
@@Phono-kj5cvyou ain't funny
@@Phono-kj5cvyou ain’t funny
@@Phono-kj5cvyou funny
Awwwwww❤ so cute :)
Little guy was fighting a Kaiju. He has guts
Reversed roles, Human Kaiju vs small Godzilla
@@Crvi😂😂😂
And to think that one day all of us could fit into that things stomach, and it would happily put us there.
Insert cringe anime references here*
Human Jaeger
THE NOISES THAT THE CROC MAKES IS TOO CUTE
Mas isso é por que ele esta chamando a mãe crocodilo
Los mismos sonidos que ase una lagartija 🦎
😂
Yet still so Dangerous....
He's calling for his mama
Baby crocodile: pew.
Adult crocodile: i told you we need more glitter.
Baby crocodile: Plasma gun
Adult crocodile: Industrial toilet flushing sounds
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No father and no mother? Lemme Fix THAT@@batlerushirmoyai
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@@Flamingduostealurfamilyno praise? allow me to fix that
@@leskynt no money and broke?? Lemme fix that
Baby croc: **tries to death roll finger.**
Adult croc: **death rolls human.**
Fr
Alligator mate
Yeah crocs arent alligators 😂
They grow up so fast
La beba 😮
That bite was personal💀
*bite of 24
Istg these are the only comments I see on shorts
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
yea the pain is soft tho
Personal?
It's soooo cute
Crocs are one of those animals that are adorable at first but then puberty screws them over
continuam sendo adoraveis mas assustadores
Yeah
Their puberty screws EVERYONE ELSE that comes in their way over...
Heck, many humans fit that bill too. 😅
I feel like this with myself@@nunyabiznuss124
At beginning: pew pew
At end: *brutally bites the finger*
They can do death roll at that size but it won’t hurt much that’s also why baby crocs are just small croc or alligator species make good pets overall
Did you just say crocs makes a good pet😅?@@ThatOneClucth
Man:Own that's so cute!
The momma croc standing outside:
Insert that one video of s guy holding a mewing baby croc and the cameraman is focused on the dude and in the background you just see the momma croc RUNNING full speed
@@sexygirlmax2019 mewing? 😟
*insert prowler sound*
@@tadoharait’s a new bread of croc called the mewitor
@@medowgaming4507 I do like my croc bread
Aw they make the cutest sounds❤❤❤❤
Baby: 🥰
Adult: 💀
❤❤❤❤😊😊😊
Well if a crocodile was your pet when you see a egg and abopt it then hatch or idk and then it grows like a teenager so if it’s harm or not harm, not harm doesn’t do anything thing and when it grows into a abult it will always remember you and memories
🐊🐊🐊🐊
❤❤❤❤❤❤😍@@enzinho538
@@enzinho538so cute
Baby Crocodile: "Pew, Pew, Pew"
Adult Crocodile: "Save 5% off of Car Insurance"
Geico 15 minutes can save you 15% or more on car insurance
@@copfrown2397😂😂😂😂
stop stealing comments
@@shmendez_Stfu because I didn't see a single comment with this exact saying and how do u know that they didn't copy me instead me copying them?
@@InvisionFN first of all the top comment is almost the same thing and i can see the date when you comment this
Person: aww so cute
Baby croc: sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight
Other will be gone 💀
"One eye open when i'm sleeping"
"Sleep with one eye open... cuz that'll be the one I take."
Смешно😂😂
This so cute😍
So cute… the chirping sound is so cute when you know momma is not around.
Momma is in the tub lol
mama's under the bed
Mama was on the grill. This one will be raised to be on the grill too.
@@DLIX2DCLI💀💀
@@DLIX2DCLIOr turned into a pair of boots but yeah I’ve tried alligator 🐊 meat at Pappadeaux seafood kitchen and it’s delicious 😋 crocodile probably taste similar.
"I have a cat at home!"
"What type of cat?"
*"A crocodile"*
LOL
Average Florida activities
Crococat
True very true (i kissed a gator once)@mikegood25
Fr @@Jon14141
Bro I grew up in Florida and my father has taught me two things in life. The difference between an alligator and a crocodile and to never go near either
😂😂 wise advice from a wise father
They are both killing machines anyways
and Florida has both
@@Froggysarus can say that about most animals honestly.
The diffrence between crocodile and aligator being, whenever you will see them in a while or later
😂😂❤ this is perfect😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
Baby crocs: meow
Adult crocs: **tanks from WW2**
💀
adult crocs can also make this sound and tbh if one does you should start running because it's a fear response
Croc growth ratio has to be the biggest and craziest. Hardly any animals are born that small and turn out that huge.. amazing
Sulcata tortoises go from the size of a chicken egg all the way up to 250 pounds, it’s pretty impressive as well.
Bruh try sharks and giant squid
Watch baby Panda and kangaroo
Panda:
Baby sauropods would’ve been around that size when born/hatched, and grown to the largest land animals ever.
Baby croc: "cute"
Adult croc: "boss music"
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Seriously this sounds is actually very cute
Baby croc:shake and bake
Adult croc:death roll
What are they baking?
Baby croc: ✨ pew✨
Adult croc: I told you we needed more glitter
Es tsjdfs😮
@@DinoraMartinez-gc7lu r u gibberish?
@@patriciadantes2588Cksncksksbckjsokdn
@@patriciadantes2588prob a 3 year old
@@DinoraMartinez-gc7lu bro invented a whole new language💀💀
“wa….ae..AE..ae..naw..,ae.”
Such inspiring words…
Absolute cinema
Words of a wise man
So beautiful 😢
@Pilot_Sliv13lets give him oscar the grouch
AE
Beautiful😊
So cuteeee
Baby croc: stop! Stop! Stop!.. i warned u **cutely bites finger**
Adult Crocodile: *Universal Collapse*
💀
the power of the bite:100%
the damage:0%
Agora! Mas daqui há alguns anos será um estrago 😂😂😂😂😂
Correction: damage -0%
Wait till 2 year
2yrs later
The power of the bite: 15%
The damage: ⚰️
@@swishiestmetal6215it so week that we had to make a new number -0
When you understand these noises are funny just to keep you laughting while the mom is on the way...
Croc noises” aw so c- “YOU HAVE ALERTED THE CROC appears”
☠️
And that's when the boss music kicks in
😂
"pew,pew,pew,pew,peww,mewww"
*Takes finger*
*Death rolls like there's no tomorrow*
Sounds like a new born kitten* five seconds later : NUM NUM NOM NUM
😅😅😅
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sounds like a New born kitten* five seconds
"Hey,pew,hey,pew,meaw,......myeaw"
**bites finger cutely**
**crocodile go brrrrrr**
Yea me too
Crazy how strong of a reflex crocs have. Even at that age if something tickles the side of its mouth it will bite and attempt death roll. This is true for all ages, doesn’t matter how friendly you think a croc is, this is an instant reflex that they cannot control
Lil croco: Sorry my big human friend! I can't control it but I have to EAT you!
Nah. They simply dont know affection. Everything that can be food, will be food.
@@SomeWhereInNevada.Not how large animals work
If it did, why doesn't momma croc eat her babies when they take a ride in her mouth ?
@@royalripper7453 cuz there the momma knows it's her babies in the mouth
@@onetapff8716 this person above just said they are unable to have any affection
And many other animals kill their babies / let them die if it's needed
So cute i love the sound❤❤
It always baffled me just how small baby crocs are given how big they get as adults.
Was about to comment this😮its truly incredible to see the size difference between newborn and fully grown adult🤯
i mean look at humans too lol
@@tonny8881No it's not the same Crocs are bigger than humans, this baby croc in tiny af.
baby croc is 70 grams when born and a newborn is 7lbs. Hugh difference when they get 5-10 times bigger or more
That's their dinosaur gene.. 😅
Atack speed: 10000%
Damage: 0,1%
Bot
Where are u see here attack speed ?
10 dps
he is lilke : just wait untill I grow up
After 5 year
attack 1%
Damage 💯
The croc:MEW MEW MEW MEW
Them:so cute😍
The croc: *starts to death roll his finger*
Stolen ahh comment
You must not know what a death roll is
Stolen comments
The baby crocodile is so cute
This is the cutest swamp puppy I've seen in a while.
Yoink
yoink (yoink chain 🤑🤑🤑)
Yoink.
Jesus you all beat me to yoink....... well done.
Yoink
Human: Aaawww so cute..
Crocodile: *lasergun sounds*
True lol
Deadly cuteness
You sure?
😂😂
I read "lasergun" as "lasagna" shoot me now
That wiggle at the end was personal 💀
Yes, it was trying to tear off his finger.
@@Urbicide damn I wish him good luck lmao
HU
😂😂❤❤😊😊🎉🎉🤣🐊🐊🐊
Sounds so cute!
"You need to be lvl 300 before you unlock the *_'Death Roll'_* Move"
Underrated comment
made me lol
I swear scary animals as babys are so adorable 😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺
😂😢😂😢😅😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
Just look at rottweiler puppies as adults are scary as babies are infinite cuteness
Almost all animals are cute or cuter as babies. It's the opposite for birds tho.
@@blackbeltjones2903Before they get their feathers yes.
@@blackbeltjones2903and humans lol
Baby croc: cute and adorable noises
Also baby croc: *ATTACK FINGER*
Hes so cute!
Oh, the alligator is so cute❤
The attempt of a death roll is sending me 😭
😂😂😂😂
Sending you where?
@@VOAxInsanity back inside his father
@@jeegupopli1871you're not funny 😐
@@The_Anarchic it makes no sense what the op is saying, I get what was meant but its tacky.. that's just like someone saying "they can't" you can't what?.. deal with the post that's supposedly so funny you can't deal with the post or the person that posted it. It would make more sense and wouldn't sound ignorant if they just completed the sentence.
The cute baby croc"Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ"
DONNT TOUCH ME "Cutely turns into a helikoptah❤
*heliCROCtah 😂
@@iLano79🤣🤣🤣
He is elon musk child 😂
When I see a crocodile or alligator it reminds me of my leopard gecko Nova lmao so cute and kinda has the same personality just without the biting even though she pretends to but it’s the “Don’t touch me!! And you’re an asshole!!” When handing her but she just chills absorbs my body heat and lets me pet her ish I tell people she’s like a stuck up teen age rich girl
Hard to believe such a cute noise is coming from something that will grow up to be a vicious animal
Bit like some humans 😜
Unless it can sing lalalala
@@garyskinner2422 Good point ☝️
@@garyskinner2422nothing is cute at human babys
They vomit and puke the hole day
Only you neurons are telling you the opposite
A killer.
Aww so cute and adorable 🥰
“Start violently shaking“ CUTELY
He says "rescue" but that baby Croc is giving "Kidnapped" 😂😂😂
Ikr 😂😂
Exactly it is calling for it's mother to rescue me
😂😂😂😂 definitely is
The kids in my basement act the same way dramaticcccc you know?
True
"EEO EE"
*Aggressively/playfully bites finger*
Fr
А аааа*аааааааааааааа
.
The little crocodile is so cute😊😊❤❤
Oh my god this is the cutest thing ever
and thhts over until they adults😂
They make that noise when they're scared. They do it to call for help from their mother.
Obvio >:v
I'm about to die from cuteness🥺❤
It's cute now but if the rescuer was Chinese or Arab, your comment would be "this poor thing deserves to be with its mother, take it back to where it belongs"
@@abstraqtphilosophy7357 Chinese or Arab you say? Sounds like someone has a persecution complex...
@@gordonfreeman5958 Nah love, you are the one with a racist bias and prejudice against non-whites.
@abstraqtphilosophy7357 ??
no one said anything about any nationality or race just you weirdo
@@abstraqtphilosophy7357
I see no problem with that.
The wiggle is the funniest part 😂
맙소사, 그녀는 이제 겨우 10살이야 진정해
ストップ
@@Nuggetgirl1219 you are lieing how do you know?
😢kqqk🎉❤❤❤❤❤
A,s.s
@@toeziestarz
It was trying rip his finger off 😂
so cute i love it😊
Human:awwww so cute
Croc: *S e i z u r e*
Na he is saying “ 👶🐊😡stop touching me actually no way bro you just booped my nose I’m pissed now 😡”
Man, I'm dead 💀
How it feels to chew 5 gum
@@Derek3232 true ngl
@@Derek3232Oh gaaawd no💀
The crocodile : eh eh eh eh eh no eh.
DID NO ONE HEAR THE NO. AM DYING OF THE CUTENESS.
I heard “meow” 😭
Same I heard meow too!
I heard No
Stop making me so happy who said that you could be that cute in your life so cute!!!!!!!!!!😠🥰💌 By the way it's love anger if you're looking at it the Emojis
Baby croc: baby sneezing
Adult croc: elderly man snoring
The Croc will remember this moment
That is the cutest thing I ever see"n🥰
smol baby croc: "weew, wew" 'w'
Adult Crocodile: **heavy machinery noises**
"Aw lil cute guy"
*Aggressively vibrates*
LMAO
Lol lil guy hasn't perfected death roll but he got the spirit😂😂
Lil bro is a real life squeaky toy 🐊
So cute❤
"ey! ey! ey! ey! AU! eey!" Those are some wise words said by the little dude
鎌倉武士かよ…
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂❤
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