Instant Regret! Fail Videos That Hurt To Watch

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  • @Vastafari34
    @Vastafari34 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    1:36 That guys temper tantrum was sooo stupid. MOST of that food was still very salvageable, none of the drinks even opened! What a donkey.

    • @rocketraccoon1976
      @rocketraccoon1976 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Even worse, now the homeowner is gonna have to clean up the mess that guy made all over his door, front wall, porch, steps, and lawn.
      😡

    • @blacklabel131
      @blacklabel131 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@rocketraccoon1976 why do you assume its not his house?

    • @user-sl4hx8vs9w
      @user-sl4hx8vs9w ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤴🏿

    • @user-sl4hx8vs9w
      @user-sl4hx8vs9w ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@blacklabel131that all you got out of this? Why do you assume it is his? Either way soneone cleaning that shit up.
      Useless comments smfh

    • @user-sl4hx8vs9w
      @user-sl4hx8vs9w ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🦍🤴🏿🦍🤴🏿🦍🤴🏿🦍🤴🏿🦍🤴🏿 gorilla angry gorilla mad gorilla throw stuff bc violence all gorilla knows

  • @IamKnucks
    @IamKnucks ปีที่แล้ว +406

    1:40 this dudes spill was honestly not so bad. The food and drink looks like it mostly survived the fall. If he didn't kick it he could have had a meal. Such a waste

    • @unknown_0815
      @unknown_0815 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is a real idiot with no control about himself.

    • @Flandre-Scarlet
      @Flandre-Scarlet ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bet he was an ubereats or grubhub driver

    • @LHyoutube
      @LHyoutube ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@Flandre-Scarlet - Nah, that was clearly his own house.

    • @TheGuider
      @TheGuider ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I can feel him dude. Sometimes that one little slip is all it takes to unleash the packed tension you had inside. You suddenly forget how hungry you are and the money it cost - you just wanna kick the fucking thing.

    • @Dannysoutherner
      @Dannysoutherner ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Logically true. Looks like it mostly could be salvaged. He could have been at the end of a shitty day and sometimes temper gets away from us, especially in this age where it looks like our world is falling apart around us. So many people are scared and angry all the time.

  • @LHyoutube
    @LHyoutube ปีที่แล้ว +803

    Why the hell do so many people go to drive-through safari parks when they are terrified of getting close to hungry animals?! 😂

    • @bacilluscereus1299
      @bacilluscereus1299 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      But how else would one get ' terrified of getting close to hungry animals' otherwise❓
      The one the got me was the woman exclaiming she would never go to Africa again as the zebra has its face torn off by a Kroc.

    • @shogotube
      @shogotube ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For fun?

    • @Rattenhoofd
      @Rattenhoofd ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Also some of them are just tagging along, or don't expect animals to suddenly stick their head in the car.

    • @paolodimaio1095
      @paolodimaio1095 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because they are idiots!

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Because.... Disney has taught them that all wild animals are our furry friends. 🙄

  • @racemup7935
    @racemup7935 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    5:02 How many brain cells does one have to possess to stand where he is while she's swinging a golf club?

  • @JarthenGreenmeadow
    @JarthenGreenmeadow ปีที่แล้ว +53

    6:10 dude had the most "I'm gonna pretend not to care" look I've ever seen.

  • @fuzA3
    @fuzA3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    8:58 is prime example of why you shouldn't give in to peer pressure. The same people that are cheering for this guys burnout, cheer even louder when the cop comes to bust him.

    • @RideAcrossTheRiver
      @RideAcrossTheRiver ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@dancoulson6579 You blamed your friend because you went against your own judgement--? Your friend was right. Nothing bad happened.

    • @kingmichaeln1
      @kingmichaeln1 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RideAcrossTheRiver you don’t consider losing something bad?

    • @Wisdomlies
      @Wisdomlies ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@kingmichaeln1 An item can be replaced, a bond with someone cannot. She lost out on friendship with someone who actually most likely cared about them, over something that she can replace and has momentary value. The things you hold dear like money and iphones disappeared and one day won't join you in Heaven after you die. But your friendships and bonds with others, they go beyond death.
      Decide what is more valuable, a thing that will disappear and lose value, or a relationship with someone who actually cares that you exist?

    • @RideAcrossTheRiver
      @RideAcrossTheRiver ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kingmichaeln1 The guy blamed his friend because the guy went against his own judgement and changed his own mind for himself? The friend was right. Nothing bad happened. The guy didn't lose anything except his good sense.

    • @carsonhunt4642
      @carsonhunt4642 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dancoulson6579
      Sounds like you didn’t take common sense pre caution about gravity and physics and didn’t secure you’re belongings like you should have, yet blame your friend?
      Going on a roller coaster isn’t w reckless trouble, it’s just a ride. I believe OP was referring to peer pressure into doing something stupid, not peer pressure into doing normal things you didn’t personally want to do much.

  • @raed.gilani
    @raed.gilani ปีที่แล้ว +11

    4:17 My life in a single video.

  • @Ic3h0rnEt14
    @Ic3h0rnEt14 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    9:19 is actually super impressive

    • @gnats32
      @gnats32 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah wait where is this girl and why aren't we seeing more of her?

  • @perryrush6563
    @perryrush6563 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    0:40 horse is thinking "is that my feed bucket? Why are you putting my plate upside down on the floor? Great! Now what?"

  • @urgaydemise
    @urgaydemise ปีที่แล้ว +66

    The fact that most of what that guy dropped was still salvageable but he started kicking and throwing stuff, must've already been having a bad day. The drinks weren't even spilling yet and he only lost a few fries lol.

    • @ludicrous7044
      @ludicrous7044 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Half of what you see on TH-cam is staged or downright garbage 🗑️

    • @VinnieG-
      @VinnieG- 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      like a full portion of fries on the floor and I think his hamburger carton thingy also opened

    • @Sashazur
      @Sashazur 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Or he was a man baby

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@VinnieG- it OpEnEd?!? bfd

  • @darkheartrjdyosn6345
    @darkheartrjdyosn6345 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    1:58 initially thought the noise was coming from the bird...nope it's coming from The dude😂

  • @chrishubbard64
    @chrishubbard64 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I will never find the safari screamers any less baffling. They are literally holding food to call the animals over with for the express purpose of them doing exactly what they are doing and when it happens they start screaming like a bunch of ninnies.

    • @ludicrous7044
      @ludicrous7044 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😅The sign says DONT feed the animals for a reason!!

    • @someonessidechannel1485
      @someonessidechannel1485 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ludicrous7044 actually im pretty sure all of those clips are from "drive through safaris" which... aren't in africa and are like a gimmick of a zoo. they have bowls of birdseed or bags of peanuts for the express purpose of getting to feed the animals, which is also why said animals are so confident they can stick their entire head and neck into the vehicle

  • @tranz2deep
    @tranz2deep ปีที่แล้ว +106

    The skateboarder just after the six-minute mark... I loved it. The man was chill with it, just walking off with a shrug because these things just happen. And we of the FailArmy audience know he's right!

    • @jmi5969
      @jmi5969 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Reminds me of a Sean Connery episode:
      - Dude, you f-d up your Ferrari!
      - It wasn't mine.

    • @glennmuir5617
      @glennmuir5617 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ha, he tried to shrug it off but you could tell by his face that it was eating him up inside.

    • @Coastfog
      @Coastfog ปีที่แล้ว

      He had more reason to go apeshit than any of those who trew a trantrum but he kept his cool and accepted his lot. Many could learn a lesson from that fella.

    • @normalhuman9260
      @normalhuman9260 ปีที่แล้ว

      The way she goes.

    • @wohlhabendermanager
      @wohlhabendermanager ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly. Sure he was disappointed he lost his board, but what are you gonna do about it? I am sure skateboarders trash many boards in their lifes.

  • @ChaoChao0071
    @ChaoChao0071 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    4:26 Out of all the clips, this is for some reason the one that makes me cry tears of laughter. I think it's the way he trips with the camera still on his face, and how his hat bounces back in place like a cartoon.

  • @gb7702
    @gb7702 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He wasn't McHappy when dropped his McHungery 😂

  • @Bmax86
    @Bmax86 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    *love that u guys are still making videos💯🔥*

    • @bruh-ks2xg
      @bruh-ks2xg ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro stop botting comments

  • @luke7542
    @luke7542 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Why is there 40% reuploaded content on this video 😭😭

    • @kevinminozzii2740
      @kevinminozzii2740 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was just going to comment on the same thing. 😅

    • @gav1233
      @gav1233 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If you want new content, just watch the new fails of the week compilations.

    • @marekfiferna
      @marekfiferna ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's an improvement compared to the typical 80%...

    • @LHyoutube
      @LHyoutube ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean it is a compilation isn't it?

    • @Guttergirl182
      @Guttergirl182 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Because u watch too much?😅

  • @AnkerPeet
    @AnkerPeet ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:45 why does is sound like he's singing a song? haha I can't stop watching that part.

  • @TehWhiteTiger
    @TehWhiteTiger ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Painting the inside of your eyelid, what could go wrong.

  • @nick8841
    @nick8841 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    That guy with the Mcdonald's rage... My dude, it's good. Nothing actually happened to the food. Proceeds to boot it across the footpath

    • @bartsshorts
      @bartsshorts ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he thinks hes too good for food on the floor

    • @waynepantry7023
      @waynepantry7023 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Best thing to do to that overpriced junk kids food . . .

    • @shaunnesbit1698
      @shaunnesbit1698 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      seconds later his big wife came out and kicked his ass and sent him back to McDonalds

  • @AsToldbyCharlotte
    @AsToldbyCharlotte ปีที่แล้ว +385

    I hope the guy that kicked his McDonalds looked back at his video and realized he could have totally salvaged some of it if he didn’t kick it off his porch 😂

    • @tactileslut
      @tactileslut ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Presume it's not his, and he's just the Uber Eats guy.

    • @MrYfrank14
      @MrYfrank14 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Looked liked he could have saved 90% of it.

    • @AsToldbyCharlotte
      @AsToldbyCharlotte ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@tactileslut there’s a full video of it where he walks into the house right after so it is his. Definitely wouldn’t be cool to throw the sprite all over the customers door 💀🤣

    • @tactileslut
      @tactileslut ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AsToldbyCharlotte Thanks, Charlotte. Clipping the context changes the perception.

    • @MrYfrank14
      @MrYfrank14 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I assumed it was a delivery guy because I couldn't believe the guy would destroy his own food .

  • @stvbrsn
    @stvbrsn 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    “That… box of trash” clearly did not like being called a box of trash one bit.

  • @cranbers
    @cranbers ปีที่แล้ว +8

    the food was salvagable until he started kicking it lmao.

  • @dingdingdingdiiiiing
    @dingdingdingdiiiiing ปีที่แล้ว +10

    0:32 gender reveal: congratulations, it's a shrek

  • @dankubus1633
    @dankubus1633 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    For some of these, I could only ask the people, "What else did you think would happen?" For example:
    Apply shaver to hair: Head goes bald there.
    Throw ball hard at mirror: mirror breaks.
    Pull jar off running blender: liquid sprays everywhere.
    Charge into open door of expensive car with excessive force: car body gets damaged. (Someone there had the gall to ask, "What the...?", as if bewildered by the principles of physics.)
    Place cell phone directly on pool table to record shot: cell phone gets hit.
    For others, I can see how the result could escape the anticipation of the victim (for example, "I MADE A MISTAKE!!!" at 4:48). But for these above, I can only think that the people who did them could have had NO OTHER OBJECT in mind than the result that we saw, only to act shocked that they happened!

    • @Tom-ok2rh
      @Tom-ok2rh ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And what did the guy expect would happen standing next to his girlfriend swinging a golf club?🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @dankubus1633
      @dankubus1633 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Tom-ok2rh Oh, I totally agree! I had to do a bunch of narrowing down of the stupidest ones. Still, for most of these, I can sort of see how a negligent person simply let his/her guard down, clearly not thinking about the consequences.
      The guy next to the golfer just wanted to watch up close, not thinking about the backswing.
      The speeding motorcycle was truly idiotic, but still, if he had known he would hit a car, he wouldn't have done that.
      The girl who spilled water on her jigsaw puzzle TWICE just didn't think things through.
      But as for the ones in my original post, they HAD to foresee what the result would be, yet they acted shocked anyway!

    • @hemlockVape
      @hemlockVape ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's mind-numbing to see people apply *ZERO* consideration or forethought to basic tasks, let alone for important/valuable things 😢😂🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @frankypolglish
      @frankypolglish ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Simple answer all democrats🤦‍♀️

    • @Boss_Tanaka
      @Boss_Tanaka ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Apply shaver to hair: he expected his hair to be shorter but he wrongly set the hair clipper .(may be staged)
      Throw ball hard at mirror: it was a rage move. Did not aim the mirror on purpose
      Charge into door of expensive car: the guy is drunk. He doesn’t expect anything from anything
      Place cellphone on the pool table: what were the odds? He expected everything else

  • @al1383
    @al1383 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Dude dropping McDonalds on the porch. I felt your pain

    • @adipsous
      @adipsous ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, but I also think: Moron. Just pay attention. It's not that hard. Just pay attention.

    • @christian10697
      @christian10697 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was legit eating McD's while watching that.

    • @elijahjones51
      @elijahjones51 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@adipsous look out everybody, adipsous always pays attention never making mistakes

    • @lucaspoon4202
      @lucaspoon4202 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I also feel the regret he must've felt later realizing 80% of that food was still salvageable

    • @Boss_Tanaka
      @Boss_Tanaka ปีที่แล้ว +3

      At he end of the day dude skipped a McDonald meal. He actually improved his health.
      Good karma on him

  • @mightyjoe57
    @mightyjoe57 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The amount of people who's temper tantrums just make their situation worse is staggering.

    • @shaunnesbit1698
      @shaunnesbit1698 ปีที่แล้ว

      grew up watching my dad do that everyday he used to get his ass kicked by stuff that could not fight back, what a riot

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 ปีที่แล้ว

      some people live on the end of their rope

  • @skylined5534
    @skylined5534 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1:26
    Karma like a bolt of lightning 😂

  • @declamatory
    @declamatory ปีที่แล้ว +21

    3:00 - I tried to buy a motorcycle once, but, they wouldn't let me because they said my IQ wasn't low enough.

    • @Tom-ok2rh
      @Tom-ok2rh ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Pretty dumb racing towards an intersection like that..no surprise it happened

    • @nateobrien354
      @nateobrien354 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you believe them?

    • @MonsterVerse_scientist-CnlDscr
      @MonsterVerse_scientist-CnlDscr หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@nateobrien354 Most riders are cocky assholes though

  • @MrYfrank14
    @MrYfrank14 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:37- love this one.
    Most of the food can be saved, but he just has to destroy all of it.

    • @erintyres3609
      @erintyres3609 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Please note that he is not an Uber Eats delively driver. Somehow I felt a little better when I realized that he is smashing his own that he paid for.

    • @stephensnell5707
      @stephensnell5707 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@erintyres3609you mean delivery

  • @netherfreakultima4498
    @netherfreakultima4498 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    2:30 Where'd she fall?

  • @pjotrtje0NL
    @pjotrtje0NL ปีที่แล้ว +8

    7:29 and this is why I refuse to exercise with elastic bands!

  • @TornadoElle_
    @TornadoElle_ ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Whenever I see that damn short bridge I'm like "oh God here we go again"

  • @jennatodd9396
    @jennatodd9396 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:28 the number three shows up twice.

  • @crabbieappleton
    @crabbieappleton ปีที่แล้ว +30

    6:27: not a fail. That was just mean.

    • @tyc0746
      @tyc0746 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The full clip shows you the big crack in the TV that he made when he threw the controller down...for some reason FailArmy edited the 'fail' ending out!?!?!?!

    • @nkran3507
      @nkran3507 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A great fail in their relationship though

    • @clinthowe7629
      @clinthowe7629 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah, that’s a possible domestic violence scenario.

    • @Zyk0th
      @Zyk0th ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tyc0746 They cut out that part of the video? That's a fail for FailArmy.
      I thought it was uploaded because it was a stupid "prank" to unplug your boyfriend's video game console while he's playing it. Cutting out the damage to the TV is like telling a joke but leaving out the punchline.

  • @Phil_Official
    @Phil_Official ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:50 THANK YOU for the subtitles there. I couldn´t have followed the storyline otherwise

  • @wil942
    @wil942 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Where have the “No one was hurt” disclaimers gone

    • @Thatsme849
      @Thatsme849 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      several people were definitely hurt here lol

    • @luke7542
      @luke7542 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Would be annoying if it comes back 😂

    • @kaseyod113
      @kaseyod113 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      They couldn’t keep lying like that 😂

    • @gav1233
      @gav1233 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I guess they can be monetized without them.

    • @reciklaza
      @reciklaza ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Everybody hurts sometimes

  • @MonsterVerse_scientist-CnlDscr
    @MonsterVerse_scientist-CnlDscr หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The Mc Donald's food falling didn't hurt to watch, it was actually satisfying, almost like an ASMR...

  • @swithinbarclay4797
    @swithinbarclay4797 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    09:32, ya just gotta love it, how the doggie's tellin' everyone about it! He's tellin' us what fools humans often are. Or, is that doggie laughter?

  • @gregggoss2210
    @gregggoss2210 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The guy that dropped the McDonald's food, that would be my reaction, only about tenfold.

  • @jorgepobletesaavedra3222
    @jorgepobletesaavedra3222 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The horse at 0:46: are you serious?

  • @mjolnir9160
    @mjolnir9160 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:34 that kick was understandable lol

  • @JamesFromTexas
    @JamesFromTexas ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I learned long ago that if you're doing anything in or around open water, if something isn't tethered to you or a solid object, be prepared to never see that thing again.

  • @jdsim9173
    @jdsim9173 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    03:09 Got what they deserved for accelerating like that.

    • @Gibbs-rq4yg
      @Gibbs-rq4yg ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He tried to beat the red light and lost. Thats my guess

    • @macbook802
      @macbook802 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He probably still blames the other guy

    • @1891nharas
      @1891nharas ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's why I hate those guys

    • @CloneBiker
      @CloneBiker ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Insurance ruled other driver at fault

    • @guitarbage86
      @guitarbage86 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CloneBiker yeah well when has an insurance company ever made the right call? they probably took one look at the idiot kid on his little bicycle and thought there's no way he can afford the out of pocket

  • @alexkobs9313
    @alexkobs9313 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Speaking of instant regret, does anyone here remember these scare cam videos? Because I remember one in which this guy dressed as ghost face and scared a cop by jumping out at him and screaming. And then the cop arrested him. Anyone here remember that? Also, that biker at 3:01 was an idiot.

  • @dahemac
    @dahemac ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:17 11'-8"! That is an ancient clip. That bridge was raised ages ago.

  • @al1383
    @al1383 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Hopefully the car wasn't to blame for pulling out in front of SPEEDING motorcycle

    • @micbroc6435
      @micbroc6435 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Depending on the state the car could be found 100% at fault. State of Wa for example is like that. If you were making a left turn and something happened you’ll be at fault and getting at least one ticket.

    • @chribm
      @chribm ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Totally the bikers fault. He darted out at high speed and clearly wasn't paying attention. I am a biker (50+ years) and he was just plain stupid.

    • @boogersaregood
      @boogersaregood ปีที่แล้ว +5

      40mph is hardly speeding, car was 100% at fault making a left turn and not having right away

    • @micbroc6435
      @micbroc6435 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@chribm I am a biker as well but in some jurisdictions if you are making a left hand turn nothing else matters. I think he is 100% at fault but what matters is how the law is worded.

    • @Sovietghostdivision
      @Sovietghostdivision ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm glad the biker is OK but still think it was his fault

  • @marknixon5732
    @marknixon5732 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The one on the motorcycle did it to himself. I dont feel pity for ignorance. Obey the road laws.

    • @Tom-ok2rh
      @Tom-ok2rh ปีที่แล้ว

      Let’s see..I’ll haul ass in a motorcycle towards an intersection and it should be ok..🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  • @Batters56
    @Batters56 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    0:17 that’s into Darwin Award territory. That would have been some concussion.

  • @niles8102
    @niles8102 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If someone ever unplugged my game system, instant break-up.

  • @StrangeNative69
    @StrangeNative69 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The golf club to the face reminded me of why I didn't play catcher in softball until I knew the person would hold on to the bat

    • @Tom-ok2rh
      @Tom-ok2rh ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not the most brilliant place to stand either what did he expect?

  • @memorycard1000
    @memorycard1000 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:06 That looked clean. Keep going. 💪

  • @chadmagnus5850
    @chadmagnus5850 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I could feel the pain of some of these 😂

  • @dancepiglover
    @dancepiglover ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When the cue ball came toward the camera, I actually jumped. 😆

  • @FBI_VALGAR91
    @FBI_VALGAR91 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:14 WAS INSANE BRO BECAME A CAR WHEEL

  • @arthurwright255
    @arthurwright255 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    HAHA @3:08 was too funny the way he got up and started running had me rolling!! 😂😂😂

    • @nhldude7866
      @nhldude7866 ปีที่แล้ว

      some humans are built diffrent🤣💯

    • @neoaliphant
      @neoaliphant ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep, what an idiot to drive that fast and reckless, hope his bike got completely trashed....

  • @SEEYAIAYE
    @SEEYAIAYE ปีที่แล้ว +4

    01:34 Man my heart goes out.

    • @mikeyh0
      @mikeyh0 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Trip over own feet, blame food, kick food into the dirt, have no food.

  • @user-uv5nc4yh2j
    @user-uv5nc4yh2j ปีที่แล้ว

    0:41 It' s just brilliant! I almost chocked on my tea.

  • @deangadsby9118
    @deangadsby9118 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    6:04 Man loses his skateboard in the quay and just accepts it. Marvelous.

  • @domimburgia935
    @domimburgia935 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:59 That reminds me of that part from stepbrothers. Hey do you like guacamole
    OH MY BRENNAN!!!!!! 😂😂😂

  • @macbook802
    @macbook802 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:05 probably still thinks he's a great rider

    • @CloneBiker
      @CloneBiker ปีที่แล้ว

      Insurance ruled the other driver at fault if I remember this one correctly

  • @jeffsmith3132
    @jeffsmith3132 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Man just pick up the McDonald’s bro

  • @NOOBNOOB007
    @NOOBNOOB007 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    those K2 skates he had are badass. too bad he won't be needing anything other than pink quads from now on with a tutu

  • @patrickfreeman205
    @patrickfreeman205 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The yacht crashing reminded me of Caddyshack.

    • @Tom-ok2rh
      @Tom-ok2rh ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Hey, you scratched my anchor”🤣🤣🤣I thought the exact same..what a classic film.

  • @deutschewildsau1879
    @deutschewildsau1879 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Warum Läuft der bei 7:58 min weißes zeug aus der Nase????

  • @unspartanmas7990
    @unspartanmas7990 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:25 this was totally my favorite one. The way he suddenly slaps on the thing is very hilarious
    P.D: Poor guy honestly

    • @stephensnell5707
      @stephensnell5707 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You mean favourite(there is a u in the word favourite)

  • @nosyboyxd422
    @nosyboyxd422 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:12 bro recovered 💀

  • @davidbaker2626
    @davidbaker2626 ปีที่แล้ว

    @5:06 why would you stand there? I mean, even if you've never played golf a day in your life, that's a pretty obviously bad place to stand.

  • @ragnarravnulv8870
    @ragnarravnulv8870 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:34 has anger issues. it's just some food calm down.

  • @loganmalough2379
    @loganmalough2379 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:18 buddy, you could either buy a better chair or have fewer delicious things in your kitchen. Pick one

    • @fclancy2724
      @fclancy2724 ปีที่แล้ว

      The dustpan and brush are kept on hand for sweeping up all the food crumbs left on the floor around that chair every day.

  • @kukmica6422
    @kukmica6422 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Oldies but goldies!
    Anyway, thanks for sharing.

  • @ViralBearTV
    @ViralBearTV ปีที่แล้ว +6

    amazing..good job

    • @CrypticSkies0
      @CrypticSkies0 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello

    • @dove3853
      @dove3853 ปีที่แล้ว

      Remember that the Lord Jesus Christ died on a cross for you because He loves you so much. He then rose up from the dead three days later
      The Ten Commandments are called the moral law, (most of us are lying thieving blasphemous adulterer at heart and deserve hell) you and I broke the law, Jesus paid the fine. That’s what happened on that cross.
      By believing that Jesus died on the cross and rose up from the dead 3 days later and not just confessing your sin, but also repenting of all sin you have done and putting all your trust in Him in prayer, He will grant you everlasting life as a free gift

  • @jimmywolf8396
    @jimmywolf8396 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:02 - My condolences

  • @csaba5415
    @csaba5415 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dude walks out into the forest with one goal: i’m going to swing on that branch and be cool and swing onto that other smaller branch and probably finish off with a backflip. If future was this easy to predict.

  • @ConnorMiller417
    @ConnorMiller417 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    1:13 LIMU EMU…..and Doug! 😎

  • @jonathanrios8316
    @jonathanrios8316 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Omg hahahaha yo 4:25 had me cracking up. Was not expecting that what so ever. "That. . . Box of trash-" *slips *CRASH* "BURGH!!" Had me dying. Hope that dude is alright after that

  • @Markus_Andrew
    @Markus_Andrew ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Man, how many Penski trucks have been can-opened by that bridge?

    • @davidcopplestone6266
      @davidcopplestone6266 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Less get opened now. They raised it 8 inches.

    • @WarpigA23
      @WarpigA23 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@davidcopplestone6266 less... but still far from zero!

  • @yporuchlife2696
    @yporuchlife2696 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Это Крик мужика или Гуся 😂🤣 1:57

  • @karmakittenz69
    @karmakittenz69 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I will never understand people destroying their food when they trip. It's still in the bag/ wrapper. Dude didn't even drop the drinks. Nope, gonna trash it all in a tantrum......

    • @shaunnesbit1698
      @shaunnesbit1698 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah then got his ass kicked by his big huge wife and sent back to McDonalds

  • @flipflopping
    @flipflopping ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This is arguably one of Fail Army's BEST videos....real pain, real anguish, real frustration....and REALLY dumb people. Can you think of a better way to start the day? I think not.

    • @TheRealSkeletor
      @TheRealSkeletor ปีที่แล้ว

      *NO ONE WAS HARMED*

    • @patbluetree4636
      @patbluetree4636 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheRealSkeletor That's a shame, they might have learned something.

    • @drdabsmore945
      @drdabsmore945 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@patbluetree4636 Agreed. Next time you speed, hopefully you wreck and get hurt so you'll learn your lesson.

  • @GarrettsGear
    @GarrettsGear ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The McDonald's one really hit home... i feel that.

  • @jyesucevitz
    @jyesucevitz ปีที่แล้ว +24

    10:20 I'm willing to bet real money that guy booked that specific trip to see that specific
    animal just so he could record himself asking: "what day is it?" and I'll bet he arranged it
    for a Wednesday too.

    • @patmygroin
      @patmygroin ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Either way, I loved it 🤣😂🤣🐪

    • @renesauer872
      @renesauer872 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is that a reference to something?

  • @codyhiatt4760
    @codyhiatt4760 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    OG failarmy had people breaking bones and getting impaled. Those are "fails that hurt to watch" these fails are mostly just mild inconveniences

    • @amillionmileride
      @amillionmileride ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Welcome to new TH-cam TOS…

    • @drdabsmore945
      @drdabsmore945 ปีที่แล้ว

      You liked it better when people were getting impaled? That says a lot about you.

  • @megaflux7144
    @megaflux7144 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    that dude was mc pissed!

  • @vitornoga12
    @vitornoga12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:09 deu sorte... o cara está maluco!

  • @MrSinister__99
    @MrSinister__99 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So the guy around the 5:10 who gets hit in the head with the golf club deserved that..

  • @Scotty.Little_Nose
    @Scotty.Little_Nose ปีที่แล้ว +9

    8:28
    When you see someone who has more money than common sense

    • @GordonHeaney
      @GordonHeaney ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep.....I was asking myself what the hell he was trying to do in the first place

  •  ปีที่แล้ว +3

    'Yıldızlı Gece' yi batıran için as bayrakları 🇹🇷🇹🇷

  • @AjayKumar-np3ll
    @AjayKumar-np3ll ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Master video

  • @ramblingrose1540
    @ramblingrose1540 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When the guy dropped his drinks, going up the stairs, his food was
    unharmed and no drink was spilt, so I don't understand why he
    destroyed his whole takeaway???? 🤔

    • @ramblingrose1540
      @ramblingrose1540 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@psykhs I'd be annoyed to, but I wouldn't destroy my whole meal...

  • @jacobward-wright209
    @jacobward-wright209 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Still dying from 4:25 😂

  • @SirRebrl
    @SirRebrl ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Unplugging someone's controller isn't a fail, it's just a dick move. Get the impression the person who did it has a habit of dick moves.

  • @holeefok3158
    @holeefok3158 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:20 dumb new rich in fort Lauderdale.

  • @SenmiMsS
    @SenmiMsS ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:25 This girl... i hope she's single by now.

    • @JeDindk
      @JeDindk ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly. What a stupid thing to do.

  • @edgeninja
    @edgeninja ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I've seen the clip at 7:05 in a million different videos. It's not even funny. It must be a 4chan meme or something.

  • @scudwerfer
    @scudwerfer ปีที่แล้ว +3

    can a doctor tell me how she did that at 7:53??? is there a "tube" between the eyes and the nose? If so....she used a lot of the makeup right? What the....

    • @Lore.
      @Lore. ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We have a lot of sinuses, and yep, we've got some right next to our eyes.

    • @LoooLnEeeSs
      @LoooLnEeeSs ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tear ducts are connected to the nose, so yeah

    • @astroalien4352
      @astroalien4352 ปีที่แล้ว

      It can happen. Ever heard of an ENT doctor? Ear, nose, throat doctor? These three parts are connected to each other.

  • @bobbib5779
    @bobbib5779 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:36 you telling me he couldnt at least grabbed a drink lol fail meh Rage 1000% lol all the food in the bag was safe imo haha

    • @Tom-ok2rh
      @Tom-ok2rh ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep..the drink lids did their job so everything was salvageable until it became airborne 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @Endor2001
    @Endor2001 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The motorcycle one, i hope he got hurt. He caused an accident with his recklessness and he damaged an innocent person's vehicle.

  • @exploreseafaring
    @exploreseafaring ปีที่แล้ว +5

    comment section so fast no one will notice I farted

  • @jackdoe552
    @jackdoe552 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:56 I never tire of the footy-with-the-paper-roll-and bang-foot genre.