I was literally dying of laughter when TheDooooo said "Don't get too close!" at 19:21, and the high-pitched laugh that Blarg did afterwards at 19:24 was perfect to where I never heard him laugh like that
Anyone else see the gta vids as incredibly precious every time one is uploaded? (No hate to other games of course we just here for the blarg) it just seems so perfect for his humour that I can have no doubt at all I’m gonna be in stiches by the end.
when the boys get together for gta v, it's always a good time! Thanks for making my day better Blarg, and good luck on 1M subscribers in the near future!
wtf are these conversations that im not apart of? lol. talking about foot parm and grating the foot, im over here fuggin dying of laughter, i can't breathe but then yall fuggin keep goin!
5:40 I'm kind of zoned out so I didn't hear if you said it already, but this image of John Lennon and Yoko Ono shows how it all went downhill after he left The Beatles
Nothing makes me more flaccid than thinking of an Italian’s foot on a plate at Olive Garden….. And ya’ll know what I mean! There is no scenario where that’s a good thing!
The "long ass crack" is just that picture of John Lennon and Yoko's asses. And the worst part is that I knew that before he even put the picture up 😂😂😂
I really respect you guys because you managed to get to the point where you just do absolutely nothing for 27 minutes in GTA, and people fuckin love it. I do as well, obviously. Great Job!
If you're on PC, DO NOT go onto GTA 5 Online, there's a pretty big exploit that's been discovered recently that potentially allows people to access your computer
idk why when smitty said tax dollars at work, and i saw the police all try to drive up a mountain, i thought of the Tennesse Highway patrol, just not letting that paycheck get away XD
7:55 Wtf??? That wasn’t a rag doll animation, I’ve never seen that animation before that’s a scripted fall animation wtf how tf do you manage to do this blarg wth?? 😂😂😂
so.... when i clicked on this video i accidentally hit the cast button and it connected to my grandmothers tv. which normally is fine except for some reason when my phone connects to a tv it turns the volume of the tv to max. so the first thing she hears is "i've never been more flaccid than when doo says "baby"" at about 100 decibels. thank you for reading. i now have to explain to my grandmother that i was not watching gay soft core.
me who doesn't have to imagine because I know exactly what picture they're referring to my man john more caked up than his lady who broke the beatles up tho ngl
4:31 nothing quite like the iconic opening line and the hillbilly laughter
Love the video opening up with just “Flaccid”
i believe you had the 69th comment
What does that mean
@@lando8981 You're probably too young to know
You know damn well in another goon's video we'll get some context and you'll hear Blarg say "I'm just cutting to flaccid"
Ain't no way there's a blarg fan with a geroge not found pfp 🤣
I was literally dying of laughter when TheDooooo said "Don't get too close!" at 19:21, and the high-pitched laugh that Blarg did afterwards at 19:24 was perfect to where I never heard him laugh like that
This video just tipped me over the line. I have never laughed so much that i felt sick i had a laughing fit for 5 minutes after pausing to get a drink
laughed so hard it gave me the hiccups
Laughed so hard my chest was hurting me through the whole video
LETS GOOOOO
I can confidently say there was at least 10 minutes of nonstop laughing from me, great video
That is true
Why is Blarg just running around hitting people with a bat so funny LMAO
19:21 "Don't get to close!!" Killed me 🤣
Anyone else see the gta vids as incredibly precious every time one is uploaded? (No hate to other games of course we just here for the blarg) it just seems so perfect for his humour that I can have no doubt at all I’m gonna be in stiches by the end.
It’s always the goddamn chaotic sessions when they’re not playing heists that are the funniest, my stomach feel numb from laughing a ton
I was laughing pretty hard at the John Lennon ass crack bit, but looking it up made me laugh so much harder.
when the boys get together for gta v, it's always a good time! Thanks for making my day better Blarg, and good luck on 1M subscribers in the near future!
Just 4 Minutes in and I actually almost died laughing 😂
24:40 it's like someone threw a Batman script into a foreign language AI generator 😂
I love how smii7y just says "the"
To have a GTA session without Soup is just weird, but still hilarious of course
12:00 Matthew I’m getting nauseous. Matthew we’re SIEDWAYS!! 😂
11:57 the Breaking Bad references are off the charts in this video. Walter’s here and we have the Albuquerque plane crash…
26:17 That part was the hardest laugh I've had in a while
4:30 damn it’s like he’s in the recording session.
Ahhhhhh yes, Blarg and the Goons doing funny shit! Also, I hope you reach your 1 million goal Blarg!!! You definitely deserve it!!
no way, a 30 minute video from blarg!! thats how you know its gonna be a good day
“Matthew I’m getting nauseous…” 😂😂
blarg you deserve this 1 mil keep up the good work love the videos
wtf are these conversations that im not apart of? lol. talking about foot parm and grating the foot, im over here fuggin dying of laughter, i can't breathe but then yall fuggin keep goin!
7:57 i've never seen a more perfect fall
the animation is so funny it looked like he got tackled
That was a slapstick landing 😂
Blarg GTA moments are always deepfried
5:40 I'm kind of zoned out so I didn't hear if you said it already, but this image of John Lennon and Yoko Ono shows how it all went downhill after he left The Beatles
I need more. These gta sessions give me the giggles
Man, there isn't a GTA video from you guys that I didn't piss my pants of laughing. It's just too funny, love you guys!
7:56 GTA San andreas ahh fall
I feel like Blarg would be a great addition to Soups GTA Roleplay videos
Nothing makes me more flaccid than thinking of an Italian’s foot on a plate at Olive Garden…..
And ya’ll know what I mean! There is no scenario where that’s a good thing!
This is the kind of content that makes us laugh the most, just literal shitposting and goofing around. 🤣
9:33 yumi started breaking it down😂😂
The "long ass crack" is just that picture of John Lennon and Yoko's asses. And the worst part is that I knew that before he even put the picture up 😂😂😂
Great video Blarg 😂😂 hope you hit 1k soon!!!
damn he hit 1k so many times he hit 1m
I love how after every thing they try and do it just ends with mass explosions
That burp is the exact sound you don't want to hear playing subnautica.
5:36 what a Deskription XD
Holy fuck I just searched up the ass crack picture and every single description you's gave were 100% accurate
I can still see that blurred out photo and my friends has already done yhat
I thought I could watch this and eat but the foot bit immediately canned that
I laughed almost the whole video non-stop that I couldn't even eat my food.
15:44 had me dying of laughter
Got here on time! Love you Matt @Blarg
My name is Matthew so when I heard doo say
“Matthew, I’m getting nauseous “
I had it on my speaker across the house and I was like wait who the fuck
It’s a good day when blarg uploads almost 30 minutes of gta funny moments
The cod zombie sound @14:57 made me choke on my pizza
I really respect you guys because you managed to get to the point where you just do absolutely nothing for 27 minutes in GTA, and people fuckin love it. I do as well, obviously. Great Job!
I'm 3 minutes in and this is already my new favorite video. Hilarious Mr Blarg
These videos are equivalent to the after-effects of a fever dream where you have an after-school nap.
If you're on PC, DO NOT go onto GTA 5 Online, there's a pretty big exploit that's been discovered recently that potentially allows people to access your computer
I really need to stop eating while watching any videos from the Goons
Love how smittys discord is just Smiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Matt- why am I getting shot at.
Also Matt 30 seconds before
13:46
Yeah boy 👍 my man blarg almost at a million!! Let's YEET those subscribers to the million goal
Black Dooo should call himself DoooRag.
Somebody get me my Soup, I’m getting hungry
4:01 that literally sounds like dubstep wtf
The Batman part had me dead 😂
idk why when smitty said tax dollars at work, and i saw the police all try to drive up a mountain, i thought of the Tennesse Highway patrol, just not letting that paycheck get away XD
You Really Deserve Way More Than A MIL😂Love Your Content😁
"I'm sorry I said 'Let's do a flip!' 😂 " 😂😂😂
19:20 good thing he didn't get too close
Why did I know what Ass you were talking about before the freakin pic came up lmfaooo
2:32.... So glad I ate BEFORE watching that part
Love the content
Wish you the best of luck for the future including editor's
💯🔥🖖👽🏴
17:23 replay for 15 HENNEY
7:55 Wtf??? That wasn’t a rag doll animation, I’ve never seen that animation before that’s a scripted fall animation wtf how tf do you manage to do this blarg wth?? 😂😂😂
so.... when i clicked on this video i accidentally hit the cast button and it connected to my grandmothers tv. which normally is fine except for some reason when my phone connects to a tv it turns the volume of the tv to max. so the first thing she hears is "i've never been more flaccid than when doo says "baby"" at about 100 decibels. thank you for reading. i now have to explain to my grandmother that i was not watching gay soft core.
I laughed from beginning to end gta is always so good
the censored picture that is shown is John Lennon and Yoko Ono's Two Virgins record cover
That’s the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time
batman movie with bad translation : the ark ham night
yes yes im proud of myself
me who doesn't have to imagine because I know exactly what picture they're referring to
my man john more caked up than his lady who broke the beatles up tho ngl
Sauce? (Yt friendly ofc. I don’t wanna get your comment removed lmao)
you gotta give the sauce now
1:53 regular show intro burp
I love video's like this 🤣🤣
Smii7y knows Subnautica??
I accidentally pressed 8 on my keyboard and got the weirdest out of context moment
I like it when bark upload
Blarg you are awsome dude mad respect keep on being brilliant.
Always loved when you upload
Damn you really like flashbanging all of us dark mode users huh
That title wasn't lying, this video is DEEPFIRED
Love it how even though soup is not here (he`s dead), we can feel him.
You should put a mod with limousines that has grenade turret, and turbo boosters and see how much chaos you can create
for the bat kills we need that sound when you hit your tooth with your cup
I have to laughed this hard in awhile 🤣 😂 😭
Saw deepfried in the title and clicked immediately
16:50 made me laugh so hard
I just want the photo at 5:21 🤣🤣😅
bro i actually could not see bc i was crying laughing
Discord funny moments with gta in the background
The fact that you don’t have 1 mil subs is DUMB cuz you deserve it
I laughed so much I was in tearssss
That moment when you watched breaking bad up season 5 episode 6 and get the ending spoiled 7:19
You guys make me feel like im hanging out with my older brother when we havent sen each other in ages - 10/10❤
ITS 2023 WHY IS MATT NOT @ 1,000,000 SUBS YET! COME ON PEOPLE PICK UP THE PACE!!!!!!!!
Blarg,my friend is named Peter Michael
Me personally, I love having shredded athlete's foot on my angelhair pasta
A full nelson is just Grizzy after 40 hamburger
GTA Online is not safe at the moment, hackers can now directly ruin your shit. hopefully Rockstar does something soon.