I was a drug addict for almost 10 years. I’m 8 years clean now but watching your videos brings back the feeling of my brain cells melting and I thank you for that. ❤
14:44 Whoever the green text is: "The Mexicans have no clip abilities" Blarg: "Man our wall doesn't stand a chance" My friends all try to say the dumbest Mexican jokes to me as I'm mexican, but this... This is a masterpiece. Literally couldn't stop laughing. I swear i rewatched that part about a hundred times. Keep up the good work and making people laugh. You guys are awesome.🤣🤣
10:48 that "I think you have to kill them all", first thing that came to mind was Pokémon but in that context - "Gotta kill them all, Gotta kill them all, Mejijans!" 😅
@@SexiestSnowLeopard well Soup is in a band, and doo is very musical obviously, which it does make me curious about the others’ backgrounds with that bc I agree! Was thinking Matt played guitar or something but idk about his or mcnasty’s singing, if it just is natural or what
I love that within the first 5 hours of this video being up, he already gained 2 thousand subscribers. Come on guys!! Let’s get Matt to 1,000,000 before 2023!!
They genuinely amaze me every video. Like, they try to start Cayo Perico and they start a completely different heist. He complains about the velum being the slowest when every plane goes like half speed with landing gears down and flying. The chaos just makes everything so relatable though.
11:41 Normal People: "Damn that's a lot of turbulence!" Blarg: "My plane has fucking Parkinson's!" Blarg: *Complains that the plane handles poorly" Also Blarg: *Doesn't retract the landing gear*
Do you guys think they will ever realize they can bring an armored akuma on these missions and make them far less frustrating for themselves? Yeah me neither.
@@stoneysteve115 It's such an effortless scam that's usually difficult to fall for, you truly wonder why they keep doing it just for 1-2 people to fall for it.
10 months, pretty sure my cars from literally 6 years ago are more advanced than the Banshee especially with you driving. I can't believe you make me feel like Baby Driver, poor Soup will never recover from the whiplash
25:20
Blarg: This isn't good
Soup: How you guys doin'?
Blarg & Dooo: *Explode*
Blarg: *Continues to wheeze & make constant goose sound effects*
Doo: sounds of a duck
It’s been a long time since I actually laughed at a video
This had me rolling
Bro I laughed so damn hard I stop breathing from that scene. My arms feel so weak and I'm sobbing from laughter it caught me completely of guard
Yes. That did happen.
instant classic
I was a drug addict for almost 10 years. I’m 8 years clean now but watching your videos brings back the feeling of my brain cells melting and I thank you for that. ❤
I don’t know how to feel about this comment
What the hell, you really loved that times
this is one of the comments ever ill say that
@@magixx3577 what?
@@gtrbadboys8050 i said, it is definitely one of the comments ever
Blarg’s inability to fly that plane and pull up the landing gear is hilarious!
It’s even funnier cause he says the plane has Parkinson’s while the landing gear is clearly visible
@@iron_strong_2766 To be honest I didn't even know you could pull up the landing gear until someone ingame told me to
Always test if landing gear are optional, don't just dick around, it is a button, not a goddamn dodecahedron rubics cube.
@@jessequillen4695Tell me what button you press on Keyboard to raise the Landing Gear without Googling it.
the fact that blarg didnt get over the mountain because he didnt know how to put away his landing gear was funny for no reason lol
I love blarg’s inability to function like a normal human being.
He's just like me frfr
I already have brain damage but this will take it even further
GTA V funny moments but it worsens my pre-existing mental condition 😂
Well, you cant take from whats not there...
But you can Go into debt.
Actually they cancel out
This is to go even further beyond!
@@commentsectionghost441 dammit I was just a little to late
Gta Heists with the GOONS are unironically the funniest videos
25:20
Blarg: This isn't good
Soup: How you guys doin'?
Blarg & Dooo: BOOM!
14:44
Whoever the green text is: "The Mexicans have no clip abilities"
Blarg: "Man our wall doesn't stand a chance"
My friends all try to say the dumbest Mexican jokes to me as I'm mexican, but this... This is a masterpiece. Literally couldn't stop laughing. I swear i rewatched that part about a hundred times. Keep up the good work and making people laugh. You guys are awesome.🤣🤣
Crazy thing is blarg is Canadian so idk what wall he's talkin about
that was soup who said it
@@SexiestSnowLeopard the Mexican American border wall?
@@JacobVonRoker aye but blarg is the one who made the wall comment. He's canadian
How tf don't you know who the green text is??
10:48 that "I think you have to kill them all", first thing that came to mind was Pokémon but in that context - "Gotta kill them all, Gotta kill them all, Mejijans!" 😅
25:20 I haven't laughed that hard for so long, my stomach hurt so much. 😆
Only McNasty could censor racism with slightly less worse racism. Love you guys, thanks for always putting a smile on my face and a laugh in my belly
I love watching Blarg's videos while plugging my computer into my amp and still barely being able to hear anything
Weird flex but okay lmao you sure you have the TH-cam video itself sound up?
0:03
Beautiful McNasty singing
0:06
Soups, I don't know
🤣
🤣😂😅
Mcnasty actually has a good singing voice
All of them do, lowkey
@@SexiestSnowLeopard well Soup is in a band, and doo is very musical obviously, which it does make me curious about the others’ backgrounds with that bc I agree! Was thinking Matt played guitar or something but idk about his or mcnasty’s singing, if it just is natural or what
@@cassandracarlton400 Just look up McNasty and Doo's "My friend" song. It's a meme, but it shows off McNasty's pipes a bit.
@@xXxJCASExXx Ayo 🤨
@@cassandracarlton400 mcnasty is also in a band, and while I know blarg has mentioned doing metal vocals on their podcast
Blargs driving from 2:29 to 4:50 is like every Brampton driver ever
11:11 “fly towards us” literally does💀😂
Let’s goooo brand new Blarg content ❤
Just found your channel recently and have not stopped laughing since! Love the content.
Welcome to the shit show lol
Glad to be here. Just mad I didn’t find it sooner.
Let’s goooo ❤️ Welcome to the clown caravan 😂🎉
One of us
Perfect timing for Soup there😂
25:20
29:46
McNasty rolling up like a an angry dad😅
this video just felt like Blarg playing with his friends who were all ten feet away from their mics the entire time
God the voice that Soup does at 0:06 and in other videos has become my favorite one he does even tho it usually just consists of him saying "no", haha
That's his Mike Ermantraut voice, I love it 😂 Waallttuuhh
@@tomferguson9250 It was peek voice impression
@@UnrealisticArgument peak*
@@Ashhley_the_shawty My friend does the same thing to me but this one is less obnoxious, thank you for correcting me in my grammar
@@Ashhley_the_shawty Also is Brazil real?
“How are you guys doing?”
[BLOWS UP]
I am CRYING and snort laughing, that timing couldn’t have been better 25:20
On brand for blarg
Doo is matts soul-bomb
Cause they explode everytime they're together❤
Blarg not pulling his landing gear and then crashing into a mountain as a result is beautiful
"STOP throwing C4 out the window!!"
"how cool was that though"
💀
19:48 I'm losing it that they didn't mention it says B.P.S.P. on the back of the bus
Love you blarg, can't wait for you to hit 1M!
I love that within the first 5 hours of this video being up, he already gained 2 thousand subscribers. Come on guys!! Let’s get Matt to 1,000,000 before 2023!!
first 10 seconds of the video and I almost spit out my water LMAO.
I loved it
When blarg started to take off with the plane and aimed for the soup, mcnasty and doo I heard "their goes my hero, watch him as he goes"
Blarg: I'm mowing these Mexican's down.
Blarg: *dies*
My mind: They mowed you down better, it's in their blood.
After school blargs videos are The best
No shut up
I'm just gonna say a quick thank you to this group for making me giggle for so many years 😂❤
I now have negative braincells. Thank you
Blarg you may as well put all of the GTA clips that you have in this video because they've all given me brain damage...not that i'm complaining 😏😏😏😏
Thank you for the laughs 😊 Aloha from Hawaii 🤙
i havent laughed this hard in a while😂😂😂
love your videos they are soo funny 😂😂
These thumbnails keep hitting so good
whoever makes these i love you
I rapidly lose braincells every time I watch a Blarg video but I love it 😂
"how you guys doing?"
*fuckin explodes*
0:02 ok, that’s the peak, there’s no way it can get better
Edit: never mind, it got better
3:55 Doo's just out here summing up the media
I'm making my wife rewatch Breaking Bad for the 7th time because of yall's jokes, hope you're happy.
Never stops to amaze me how bad they all are at driving hahaha
Blarg not knowing how to fly it making my head hurt... PUT YOUR LANDING GEAR UP
Blarg you deserve every last sub you get and you’re literally one of the best content creators out there
They genuinely amaze me every video. Like, they try to start Cayo Perico and they start a completely different heist. He complains about the velum being the slowest when every plane goes like half speed with landing gears down and flying. The chaos just makes everything so relatable though.
25:20 made me laugh so loud in the cafeteria at my work a random group of people stared at me 😂😂😂
My boys almost at a million!!! Get him that button ❤️❤️
I can’t wait for blarg to hit a milli I can’t think of a TH-camr who deserves it more.
Jesus Christ could you be anymore of a blatant kiss-ass? Suck his chode while you're at it?
@@Ashhley_the_shawty damn you sound mad that I’m being supportive but oh well stay bitter and angry
I hope they do more I loved this hahaha 😂
The algorithm is doing blarg dirty he should have at least 1.5 million his content is always so good
Matt needs 1m before the year ends 🔥
25:17. " Oh wait we're gonna hit the jump"- blarg*
25:21 " How are you guys doin'"-soup
blarg- "dead"
8:51 goes to steal a plane and almost dies to a guy in a tractor
I was just rewatching the episodes from 5 months ago, that's good timing lmao
11:41
Normal People: "Damn that's a lot of turbulence!"
Blarg: "My plane has fucking Parkinson's!"
Blarg: *Complains that the plane handles poorly"
Also Blarg: *Doesn't retract the landing gear*
Always good to see a GTA video of them Just fooking around
Just realized you hit 1 mil nice ❤❤
i was trying to eat while watching this and laughed so hard i had to blow rice out of my nose
Why did it piss me off he didn’t put up his landing gear 😂😂
That "I don't know" at the start sounded like the same tone as the "No" from the Mario CDI game
Congrats my guy your on the trending for gaming
Love the content Matt
These guys making vanoss and his friends look competent is a understatement
I love Blarg's channel I subed a few days ago Smitty helped me find him and I'm happy. Someone new to cure me of my boredom. Thx Blard 👍
Do you guys think they will ever realize they can bring an armored akuma on these missions and make them far less frustrating for themselves? Yeah me neither.
Who says they even have one tho
How do I live without you?
*I don't know...*
The real question, do we ever truly live?
Blarg is so close to 1M!!!! Keep it going!!!!
I really needed this one today lol
hel yeah I love the GTA heists! good video very funny
3:56
"Turn left, turn left, hard left, turn left, turn left"
"GPS on a Nascar race"
'____, That's about as useful as a GPS in a Nascar race"
I don’t think I’ve ever replayed the first 20 seconds of a video this much 💀💀💀💀
Anyone else’s dude ass pucker a little at 2:56 when Blarg almost immediately crashed into the gas pumps
when blarg goes full seal mode I lose my shit 🤣😂🤣
I love your gta vids. 🔥
6:20 “this won’t end well… yup….. yuuuuup”
More brain damage after watching Soup's 11 billion crabs video
Ive been waiting for this 😂
Blarg: "This plane sucks."
Everyone watching the video: THE WHEELS!!
I freakin love heist videos they are 1000% funniest vids on TH-cam
That part with the prison bus is exactly what I imagine would happen if the Goons ever went on tour together
Blarg is probably the one channel that can give me more brain damage than I can
I can’t wait for blarg to hit a million
These gta V videos just getting better 😅
This and the billion crab video cured my ptsd for atleast a few hours.
I fucking wish we played the zombie music at the start of every morning on the border lmaoooo!! That would be ELITE
This was the most lethargic GTA5 heists playthrough I have ever seen
Sweet Jesus Chrysler
That singing 😂
Soup: so how are you guys doing?
Blarg; 💥💥💥
The wock on the bottom right in the beginning got me💀
I can't wait that in 200 years this title COULD be gta 6 moments, might not be out by then tho
I like how blarg sounded like a goose at 12:35 ish
Correction 25:35
Soup and doo give me brain damage. I now know where blargs brain cells go😂
A beautiful start I must say
Thank you come again
@@stoneysteve115 It's such an effortless scam that's usually difficult to fall for, you truly wonder why they keep doing it just for 1-2 people to fall for it.
Progress has been made on getting to 1 million blarg
Cried like 3 times watching this, sooo funny!
10 months, pretty sure my cars from literally 6 years ago are more advanced than the Banshee especially with you driving. I can't believe you make me feel like Baby Driver, poor Soup will never recover from the whiplash