My fiancee and I were looking for card games to play. Sushi Go was one of them. We watched this video and just looked at each other with puzzled expressions. We then decided not to buy it. Only when we played it for free on Tabletop Simulator did we realise we've been had and bought it for real. Honestly, I think he needs to leave an edit or something to say he's joking because he might actually turn people off of it.
The number of comments on this video, saying they thought these were the actual rules of the game makes me lose faith in humanity a little. Even if you didn't get the obvious joke right off the bat (that the game is just scoring, devoid of gameplay), how could you possibly see his final score example and think that was real?
Every rule explained is wrong. Don't listen to this joke. Dislike, report and watch a real tutorial like this one th-cam.com/video/-WO1cP9wzrw/w-d-xo.html
When my friend first got me this game I was lucky enough to search this tutorial. No lie, this was the video my wife and I watched. My wife said were never playing this game. Luckily we stuck with it and read the game instructions and ended up loving this game. This video really helped me read the instructions. Thanks.
@@Cadaveralien Now seriously, imagine how many stumble upon this video, trying to play the game for this first time, get scared by all this gibberish complexity and throw the game away? Imagine how the game creators must feel? #empathy
@@dialexnunes If you really want to know the answer you can check the "Too Many Bones" video, chip theory games replied in the comment section, or check any of the PAX unplugged videos, spoiler: they are in on the joke, they don't need you protecting them #getoffyourhighhorse
I get that this is satire, and people familiar with this channel's content already know that. But as someone who was genuinely looking for a real how-to-play video, had no idea what the game is, and is not familiar with this channel's content, I'm not impressed that there is no indication that these aren't the actual rules that come in the box. I was very confused.
It was the first listed tutorial for the game when I searched. I was literally dumbfounded. Luckily, I clicked on the Dice Tower review, just to see what that video was like.
“Players will have so much fun counting up their score it’ll make you wonder why there aren’t more games devoid of meaningful gameplay” Damn that went right for the throat
My wife thought this video was so funny that she transcribed the rules you lay out and forced me to play this way. One round took over 30 minutes and it was absolutely awful
Hey love the videos, please keep making them. Also please don't use the premier feature until TH-cam fixes it. It break chromecast queues and pins a video I can't watch to the top of my sub feed until you release it which is annoying as all hell.
I've been playing Sushi Go wrong all this time. I'm glad I stumbled across this video to set me straight. This really simplifies the whole game. Thanks for the video.
My math teacher will do something like this...XD Teacher: Let's play Sishi GO! for Today! Students: yes! No work Today! Teacher: Here are the rules~ Students: -_-;;;
What happens if pudding is your first card? 0 to the negative 6th power = undefined. This is an amazing game, but wish the designers would close that loophole.
If it was your first card then you would be the first to get your pudding and you it would be 0 to the positive 6 not negative, giving you a score of zero.
the rules are so much simpler than that, he is just saying nonsense, the box itself says that is for 8year children, in the real rules, dont exists power of -6, divide by something, that's all make up
It seemed fun but if I think about actually playing it with friends, especially those who don't want to do math, I just see them going ohh..kay?? Yeaa..haha..wanna do something else?
He's playing this game completely wrong. If you want to see how to ACTUALLY play it, go to geek & sundry's channel and look up sushi go. I hope this awful video doesn't deter you from the game because the game itself is really fun, this man just absolutely butchers the rules.
Ugh. This is the first time I've come across TH-cam's "Premiere" feature. Just what I want: a notification about a page which, when I get there, says there's nothing to see yet!
Super funny!!!!... as a parody (after I figured out how to REALLY play) But please make a edit at the end of the video that this isn't the real rules. It really confused my wife and me when we read the actual rules.
Hey MrX1926! It's a brand new feature that TH-cam is trying out called "Premieres." It allows people to watch the video premiere LIVE as a group. I'll also be watching live and chatting with everyone before it goes up! Will anyone actually watch it live with me? Not sure, but I figured I'd try it!! Maybe it's dumb!
@@TheDragonsTomb Thanks! I enjoy your videos and find them very helpful, even though my friends insist on playing by some strange "house rules" they claim were included with their games.
What?! Why does everyone in the comment seem like they enjoyed the game when all I heard from this video was that you were volunteering going to do math?
It's a pretty good explanation on how to add up points, but it doesn't explain how to actually play the game. It explains how the cards work and how to track your points, but not how to actually get from point a to point b.
So I thought this was just bad satire at first, but the end was actually pretty damn funny and worth it! I get that it's not the most involved or even fun game. However, it's easy to break out and enjoyable for new TTG players. Even munchkin was too much for my family on game night (we'll revisit it soon as I think they were just being dramatically dismissive), and I'm really tired of catan. I'm hoping sushi go will be a hit.
Rules are unclear - can I choose to add cards to the left or right in my tableau, or must I always add to the right? Also, what is this "multiply by a power of"... that is mathematical nonsense. You can raise a number to a power, or you can say "multiple a number by itself _x_ times" - but there is not "multiple by a power of" operation... unless you mean 0 to the power of whatever, meaning your score always goes to 0. Anyway, it looks a bit too math heavy for me. I think I'll stick to Operation for now.
For anyone that missed the joke, this is not the actual rules. This is a comedy video, technically. Sushi go is an easy to play drafting game, but it's not just shuffling and math like this parody video implies.
God I hate the premier feature. Make me stare at a video in my sub feed I can't watch for long enough, and I will 100% forget to watch it when I finally can.
I nearly crapped a brick, because of COURSE this comes up as the first "How to Play Sushi Go" search result. I was afraid to watch any other rule videos after this for fear of hearing MORE outlandish rules. Oh, to say it plainly: This is a fake rules video.
So the winner is whoever gets the Pudding first the most times unless someone scores the dumpling in the 15th position. If either of these circumstances are tied, then you have to actually tally the score. All other scores are so small as to be worth zero.
Is it just me it is this completely different then all the other "how to play" videos and this is just to complex so I guess you can do this but for me just no.
this guy is just trying to troll everyone. The game is actually not that much math and its not too hard. Find another tutorial if you really want to learn how to play.
for the record i legit almost returned my copy of Sushi Go just now because this was the first video i watched and i had zero context. Bravo
Michael Kingery same!
My fiancee and I were looking for card games to play. Sushi Go was one of them. We watched this video and just looked at each other with puzzled expressions. We then decided not to buy it. Only when we played it for free on Tabletop Simulator did we realise we've been had and bought it for real.
Honestly, I think he needs to leave an edit or something to say he's joking because he might actually turn people off of it.
Same!
I did the same thing. I was looking for a gift for an 11 year old and I was like what the heck is this trash
The number of comments on this video, saying they thought these were the actual rules of the game makes me lose faith in humanity a little.
Even if you didn't get the obvious joke right off the bat (that the game is just scoring, devoid of gameplay), how could you possibly see his final score example and think that was real?
This is exceptional. I’ve never seen such an accurate rules explanation
Why are some of the rules different on the official rules that came in my box
Every rule explained is wrong. Don't listen to this joke. Dislike, report and watch a real tutorial like this one th-cam.com/video/-WO1cP9wzrw/w-d-xo.html
@@dialexnunes whoosh
Diogo Nunes is absolutely right. The rules are so wrong that it seems like he’s talking about another game.
WTF - how is this video so viewed. It’s so bad... even as a parody video, it doesn’t come across as clever, just annoying.
This game was a blast to play!
All and all, your comment was a blast to read!
When my friend first got me this game I was lucky enough to search this tutorial. No lie, this was the video my wife and I watched. My wife said were never playing this game. Luckily we stuck with it and read the game instructions and ended up loving this game. This video really helped me read the instructions. Thanks.
Yup, if this video was a parody of the game rules, it was fine. Since it's not, it's a piece of garbage that only misleads players.
@@dialexnunes You must be fun at sushi parties
@@Cadaveralien It's quite easy to have fun when you don't need square roots to calculate a player's score :)
@@Cadaveralien Now seriously, imagine how many stumble upon this video, trying to play the game for this first time, get scared by all this gibberish complexity and throw the game away? Imagine how the game creators must feel? #empathy
@@dialexnunes If you really want to know the answer you can check the "Too Many Bones" video, chip theory games replied in the comment section, or check any of the PAX unplugged videos, spoiler: they are in on the joke, they don't need you protecting them #getoffyourhighhorse
I get that this is satire, and people familiar with this channel's content already know that. But as someone who was genuinely looking for a real how-to-play video, had no idea what the game is, and is not familiar with this channel's content, I'm not impressed that there is no indication that these aren't the actual rules that come in the box. I was very confused.
Me too fuck this guy lol
It was the first listed tutorial for the game when I searched. I was literally dumbfounded. Luckily, I clicked on the Dice Tower review, just to see what that video was like.
I agree, wish I had more downvotes.
Yeah this is pretty dumb.
It almost killed any interest towards learning about this game
Best tutorial ever!! This game has helped me with my phd in mathematics.
“Players will have so much fun counting up their score it’ll make you wonder why there aren’t more games devoid of meaningful gameplay”
Damn that went right for the throat
My wife thought this video was so funny that she transcribed the rules you lay out and forced me to play this way. One round took over 30 minutes and it was absolutely awful
LMAO. I lost it when you showed the final score of the example.
I’ve rarely laughed so hard at a TH-cam video. Congrats !
Haha this is hilarious. Especially when your friend shows you this pretending it's the actual rules, right before starting to play
Sushi Go Party! is much better because you have to get drunk before doing all that math.
It also comes with a neat set of coasters
SUSHI GO PARTY? SUSHI GO BUT ON A TRIP WITH A CONVEYOR BELT AS WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hilarious. I inflicted these rules on our gaming group and was nearly murdered.
This makes my head hurt. Well done!
I was completely duped. I appreciate good satire and it's been a long time since I've been gotten this hard.
LOL. Initially, I thought this was going to be a variant rules video that I would be interested in playing.
I was looking for a legit video to explain the rules. You had me going up until the Dumplings....bravo.
I bought the game based on this "how to play video" not realising it was satire. Well played. I feel so dumb.
Twist, you can still play it this way!
Hey love the videos, please keep making them. Also please don't use the premier feature until TH-cam fixes it. It break chromecast queues and pins a video I can't watch to the top of my sub feed until you release it which is annoying as all hell.
And in Sushi Go Party you get to do all this while drunk.
I've been playing Sushi Go wrong all this time. I'm glad I stumbled across this video to set me straight. This really simplifies the whole game. Thanks for the video.
this will be a big hit with my friends who love calculating numbers
we almost didn't play this game because of this lol
My math teacher will do something like this...XD
Teacher: Let's play Sishi GO! for Today!
Students: yes! No work Today!
Teacher: Here are the rules~
Students: -_-;;;
Wow.. this game looks like a blast!
What happens if pudding is your first card? 0 to the negative 6th power = undefined. This is an amazing game, but wish the designers would close that loophole.
I think you simultaneously win and lose the game, and have to start over.
If it was your first card then you would be the first to get your pudding and you it would be 0 to the positive 6 not negative, giving you a score of zero.
the rules are so much simpler than that, he is just saying nonsense, the box itself says that is for 8year children, in the real rules, dont exists power of -6, divide by something, that's all make up
That's cuz its not how you play
It seemed fun but if I think about actually playing it with friends, especially those who don't want to do math, I just see them going ohh..kay?? Yeaa..haha..wanna do something else?
I hope the tallest video premieres first
This video made me want to return the game.
Sounds simple enough. I hate games with complex scoring systems.
Yeah, I will probably return the game - the math is way too basic and poses not much of a challenge. 🤷♂️
Whelp, my excitement just got shattered.
He's playing this game completely wrong. If you want to see how to ACTUALLY play it, go to geek & sundry's channel and look up sushi go. I hope this awful video doesn't deter you from the game because the game itself is really fun, this man just absolutely butchers the rules.
This is not the official rules. Dislike this misleading video and watch another...
I told my daughter we couldn't play this. Then decided to watch another real rules vid
Hahaha, that was amazing! Funniest tutorial for sushi go I've seen. Great job.
Cant wait to play this with my newfound knowledge of the rules. Great video as usual!!
Omg, I'm so glad I read the comments because I really thought this was how you played it and I was thinking I was not smart enough. LOL
Ugh. This is the first time I've come across TH-cam's "Premiere" feature. Just what I want: a notification about a page which, when I get there, says there's nothing to see yet!
Sorry I missed the premier! Excellent explanation of the rules as always. Now I can finally blow the dust off the shrinkwrap and pop this baby open!
Super funny!!!!... as a parody (after I figured out how to REALLY play)
But please make a edit at the end of the video that this isn't the real rules. It really confused my wife and me when we read the actual rules.
Finally, a game to help my 6th grader with his struggling math!
Andy Semler this is satire
Omfg! I'm baked and stumbled across this video. "Round 1 is now over." This video was hilarious! Thank you for making such a great video. 😂😂😂😂
Now we just gotta get people to Sushi GO to the polls!
You lost me in "math"
Best explanationon this game yet!
Why am I getting a notification to play a video that isn't available yet?
Hey MrX1926! It's a brand new feature that TH-cam is trying out called "Premieres." It allows people to watch the video premiere LIVE as a group. I'll also be watching live and chatting with everyone before it goes up! Will anyone actually watch it live with me? Not sure, but I figured I'd try it!! Maybe it's dumb!
@@TheDragonsTomb Thanks! I enjoy your videos and find them very helpful, even though my friends insist on playing by some strange "house rules" they claim were included with their games.
Followed till the end and found final score wrong. Then realized it is a trick video. Will be good for Apr 1st
What?! Why does everyone in the comment seem like they enjoyed the game when all I heard from this video was that you were volunteering going to do math?
III II III I because these aren’t the rules
It's a pretty good explanation on how to add up points, but it doesn't explain how to actually play the game. It explains how the cards work and how to track your points, but not how to actually get from point a to point b.
what in the actual fuck is this game and why did I agree to "sure I'll play let me look up the rules real quick"
I thought this was real and was getting the box ready to return LOL
this looks completely opposite from the ways ive played the game.....this MIGHT be incorrect, just saying
Aircraft Addict me too!
This is satire?
Kidney Bandit well, now I feel embarrassed.
this is acrually satirre
So I thought this was just bad satire at first, but the end was actually pretty damn funny and worth it!
I get that it's not the most involved or even fun game. However, it's easy to break out and enjoyable for new TTG players. Even munchkin was too much for my family on game night (we'll revisit it soon as I think they were just being dramatically dismissive), and I'm really tired of catan. I'm hoping sushi go will be a hit.
I was ready to break out my scientific calculator
oh my god kill me now, kill me, this game is a calculating nightmare
I thought 10 cards for 2 players,9 for 3,8 for 4 and 7 for 5
Why would you think that? Please watch my video again.
First time watching a video from this channel...
Rules are unclear - can I choose to add cards to the left or right in my tableau, or must I always add to the right?
Also, what is this "multiply by a power of"... that is mathematical nonsense. You can raise a number to a power, or you can say "multiple a number by itself _x_ times" - but there is not "multiple by a power of" operation... unless you mean 0 to the power of whatever, meaning your score always goes to 0.
Anyway, it looks a bit too math heavy for me. I think I'll stick to Operation for now.
Some one needs to take a college level math course
this is not a game, this is a MATH CRASH COURSE!😂🤣
"Round 1 is over"
The tin is too small to hold my calculator. Game is virtually unplayable.
You monster!
Your descriptions are misleading. Wasabi only multiplies the Nigiri by 3, not your whole score.
r/woooosh
His rules are different... Watch a different video for the official rules... Dislike the video...
Ight imma head out
This video is such a banger lamo
This video has NOTHING on the real rules 😂
I like your video
I like your comment!
For anyone that missed the joke, this is not the actual rules. This is a comedy video, technically. Sushi go is an easy to play drafting game, but it's not just shuffling and math like this parody video implies.
i was gonna get this to play with my 8 year old but I guess thats out of the question now with all this math...
Very amusing good sir.
So... this is a math game? 😫
That makes no sense
God I hate the premier feature. Make me stare at a video in my sub feed I can't watch for long enough, and I will 100% forget to watch it when I finally can.
I agree! It was mostly dumb!
Hilarious, Jeff! Nearly sharted at work from a chortle. Love the final score.
I thought at first this was a joke, but then the video ended
Math yay!
I got this game used and i must be reading the manual wrong it doesnt say this at all.
yeah a bit misleading when this is top video for how to play sushi go : (
wow I've been playing this game completely wrong.. and was having fun.. THIS.. not fun
Ansley Lancourt it’s satire
I'm glad I read the comments. Was about to say not to this game
I nearly crapped a brick, because of COURSE this comes up as the first "How to Play Sushi Go" search result. I was afraid to watch any other rule videos after this for fear of hearing MORE outlandish rules.
Oh, to say it plainly: This is a fake rules video.
Is this actually how you play it? I actually like math but this seems just weird
Tom Kot This is a dry parody channel. Simply for entertainment purposes.
BYE I CANNOT DO THIS
So the winner is whoever gets the Pudding first the most times unless someone scores the dumpling in the 15th position. If either of these circumstances are tied, then you have to actually tally the score.
All other scores are so small as to be worth zero.
He didn't mention the bonus points for calculating your score correctly first, it's been the decider a lot of the time for us.
wow, that's a great video!
Thanls! I hate it.
man too much math
0:39
What a great timecode!!!
are you serious???? is this game for math teachers???
really late but this entire channel is satire
Is it just me it is this completely different then all the other "how to play" videos and this is just to complex so I guess you can do this but for me just no.
lol
What?
Харесва ми! 👍
This is a Joke, right? :D
So confusing
This is wrong. Very, very wrong..
DinoMatt This is correct.
@@TheDragonsTomb o shoot what am I supposed to say now- I think I just got checkmated
this guy is just trying to troll everyone. The game is actually not that much math and its not too hard. Find another tutorial if you really want to learn how to play.
Boy am I glad I didn't take calculus, my head is spinning from all the nutty math. What science nerd thought this was a good idea for a game??
The video poster is making a bad joke. The game is not like this
@@soylencer Ah, you must be one of those "fun police" fellas I keep hearing about.
@@theDelta9er you were acting like you didn't get the joke. I was trying to help you out :p
@@soylencer Cause that was the joke. Do I really need to point that out?
@@theDelta9er I'm being helpful. You're being hostile. What do you want from me?
Rules are completely wrong
ThatsTheJoke.jpg
this is confusing 🙃
It's rated for ages 4 and up.