I like how everytime when the bosses are saying their last words, the ballistas just ruthlessly shoots another round of arrows like: "It's still talking! Double tap everyone!"
@@HeadsMan98I imagine also the ballista bolts work like pest threads, where they pierce through the target so with larger enemies like the elden beast each bolt is piercing through multiple body parts.
I love how Radagon parries the first volley perfectly, and then they wait for him to still be in an attack animation as if to say "Parry this, ya filthy casual."
@@EldenLion thats not the problem, it's the stacked together ballista for her to lifesteal from If they put all ballista in different area or even line it up like against the star beast malenia would recover less and hit less stuff with waterflow
@@jacqli9315 thats not the point tho. Cuz that would be impossible for beat cuz 1 it has a decent attack speed. And 2 if they get shot from all sides and u can only hit one at the time. Its quite literally impossible to beat. The ballista play the role of a Boss as well just stacked together to do max Dmg in 1 shot and take the most dmg from enemy Attacks. Its only fair. But its also Lore accurate Melania never known defeated so.
The whole Maliketh section was brilliant. Him still talking while transforming, to being killed before spawning. Cherry on top was the ballistas turning around to kill the sentinel and have the set of armor pop up on screen. Just pure comedy lol
Rennala's first phase was pretty brutal. Ballistae be like "stop throwing those books at me", and once Rennala descends from her bubble, all the ballistae turn straight at her and give her a firing squad treatment
The best part of these videos is Gideon delivering his monologue to all these random enemies. *staring at a bunch of crossbow turrets* "Ah, I knew you'd come. To stand before the Elden Ring, to become Elden Lord. What a sad state of affairs."
Gideon is underrated. The people who call him a joke are the people that just buff themselves 30 times and use comet azur, rivers of blood, pizza cutter, or inescapable frenzy and one shot him while he’s still talking.
I like how, in Rennala's first boss fight, the ballistas saw a library full of babies as free target practice, and proceeded to exterminate as many as they could before hitting the 3 channeling the shield spell.
I love that as soon as Gideon's boss theme plays, the ballista's fire and it stops. Then he picks himself back up, the theme continues, the ballista's fire... and it stops again.
I thought radagon stood a chance when he tanked that first shot then the second one was like "nah" 😂 of course Malenia was the only boss that not only managed to kill at least one but also win
He actually deflected most of them. I knew he could deflect most sorcery, incantation, throwable, and bow projectiles, but I didn’t expect him to deflect the ballista bolts, and if I did, I would’ve figured they would explode in his face. Radagon’s a bit of a beast.
Tbf the fact that Elden Beast is a God doesn't make it powerful in combat, golden order created soldiers for that reason, don't expect something that has never fought before to excel in combat.
Godrick can't even finish screaming. Radhan got beat up on his own game of throwing sharp sticks. Poor death doggo got obliterated at spawn. Radagon being Chadagon as usual. Parried all the first barrage of sticks. Malenia actually practicing her intro dialogue.
This game always blows me away. The fact that i can find videos that have tons of bosses ive never even seen before, even tho ive beaten the game and have hundreds of hours in it. Always makes me want to go back for more
Malenia only survived because she kept going into the air where they couldn't hit her. It's crazy how her moveset prevents her from getting killed by pretty much anything you could throw at her.
Also since Malenia can be staggered, she won't receive the damage of 10 Ballistas cause of her s of being knocked back. It's why her and Gideon were able to tank more than 1 shot despite having lower health than the other bosses.
@@moosen135 To be fair she can heal even if you're blocking her attacks with a shield so I'm guessing it comes down to, if it has a hit box it she can heal
You know when Malenia, Blade of Miquella was a well-designed-beat-your-head against a wall fight when 10 ballistas can't even take her down 😂. They should add an achievement saying that "You're at least better than 10 ballistas" when she's beaten.
Also, I think that the reason why the ballistas lost against Malenia is because they were packed so closely, while her skillset excels at high-damage sweeping attacks in a small area. It would be more difficult to set up, but the result might have been different if the ballistas were spaced around the edges of her arena.
Allow me to disagree, the issue with Malenia es always the same: She can heal on hit!!!!!. It is the only thing that keeps her alive challenge after challenge.
@@dash83 She would be healing a *lot* less if they weren't all stacked up and getting hit at the same time. But yeah, she's balanced against players who have much less life to steal rather than all the sandbags here
@@dash83 you got it wrong too, the main reason why malenia keeps winning stuff like this is a combination of a few very unfair advantages some of which are entirely unique to her. the very first one is that a LOT of her moves have hyper armour, meaning she can not get staggered out of them, even though her poise is actually garbage. the second one is that malenia can't get stance broken while she has hyper armour, this happens to other bosses exclusively during phase transitions (like godrik chopping his arm off) for malenia it's every animation that has hyper armour, which she can actually chain with with zero vulnerable frames in between. the only thing that can interrupt malenias hyper armour animations are status procs, like bleed or frost. one thing that is entirely unique to malenia is that, in the rare event she actually does get staggered, she can cancel her stagger animation into a dash to escape, she can also cancel some of her attack animations into a block.
When radagon parried the first volley I was rooting for him, when got gunned down by the second I was sad, when elden beast got brutally one shot I felt a great sense of catharsis. What a trip
It's great to see the majestic ballistas standing on the water and at the same time it's funny to see how Hoarah Loux is trying to capture the balliste. We conclude that ballista is one of the most formidable bosses in the game
@@s8theninjawarrior916 nah, she's just a cheater, one that her teachers and tutors knows that she's cheating in every exam she is in but she's so good at it that they just can't prove the fact that she is cheating.
@@arjostarudo9406 Basically heal on hit plus rally plus that broken waterfowl and the shit fix that made her selectively immortal during certain animations.
Gideon talks as if he knew there would come a day when 10 ballistas come to claim the throne. Truly all-knowing.
But he still stood bravely against those god slaying weapons to fulfil his duty and I for for one rrspect his courage to stand before them
I find it hilarious how Gideon keeps getting stomped
Not gonna lie I'd hoped he would get obliterated by the first shot😂
Man should've known not to show up tbh
Lol
Gideon: "A man cannot kill a God"
Ballistas: "We are no men"
Ballistas: "We are wood! We speak for the trees!!"
@@KingofAwesomness14 attack us and we break ya knees
:DDD
Good reference to LOTR
Grrakkk You'd be angels?
Mohg: Unmanned Ballistas?
(Ballistas turn toward him)
Mohg: Sentient Unmanned Ballistas!?!
A PLATYPUS ?
@@thomasdufau5908 PERRY THE PLATYPUS?
Lol😂
(Ballistas put on fedoras)
Mohh: "PERRY THE SENTIENT UNMANNED BALLISTAS"
I love the internet
"So who's the new elden lord? Are they tarnished?"
"It's actually ten wooden ballistas"
No Its... MALENIA BLADE OF MIQUELLA
if you say anything against them you are free to challenge all ten of them at once, after all, look how that went for the gods
"Our seed will look back on us and recall... the Age of Siege Equipment."
@@savageassassin8548 then there's malenia
"Are those things wreathed in flames?"
"No, but they using flaming arrows"
"Fair enough"
Morgott: lifts a hammer of light
Ballistas: "HE'S GOT A WEAPON!"
you know what thats called
Ballista brutality
FIRE!!!!!!!
"Armed omen male calling himself king may be high on glinstone meth - back up needed"
darn that was good xDDD
Epic hahah that one and Godrick are funniest, he screams and lifts his weapon right before dying.
"I should probably go to bed."
"Me at 11;30: well well well, I gotta see if those ballistas become elden lord.
Theyre better than me😢
It is currently 4 in the morning
2:20 am 💀
Literally me right now.
Scary to see this comment at 11:38 PM in Germany. XD
I love how after Maliketh, the Balista turn and kill the sentinel like “While we’re at it, you’re next”
its not personnal buddy
"fuck that guy in particular"
*"AND FUCK YOU IN PARTICULAR"*
when i saw them turn i thought they were tryna kill us
i was so high that i thought i was gonna get killed.
I like how everytime when the bosses are saying their last words, the ballistas just ruthlessly shoots another round of arrows like: "It's still talking! Double tap everyone!"
Underrated comment lmaoooo
😂😂😂😂😂
ballistas have more common sense than half of the movie hereos
@@lajf28very true
Base-lista
I certainly didn't expect the Elden Beast to get crumpled like that. Even Gideon survived the first shot.
Gideon only survived cause he immediately got knocked down and the rest of the arrows missed
@@HeadsMan98I imagine also the ballista bolts work like pest threads, where they pierce through the target so with larger enemies like the elden beast each bolt is piercing through multiple body parts.
Elden beast weak to pierce damage by nearly 120%
Gideon saying "i knew youd come" to an armada of ballistas is comic gold
That shit had me
My favorite part was them turning around and capping the Tree sentinel guarding Maliketh
@@Halvos12 i was wondering if anyone was gonna comment about that
Well, he IS the all-knowing after all...
i literally read this as his section came up and laughed so hard LMAO
Ballistas: *Kill Margit*
Morgott: *Appears*
Ballistas: "How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?"
Lamo😂
"I don't wanna be a burden"
Mohg: Appears
Ballistas: “You keep getting up and beaten back down, man. Just give it up.”
I had literally the same thought. lol
"I love the young people"
I love how Radagon parries the first volley perfectly, and then they wait for him to still be in an attack animation as if to say "Parry this, ya filthy casual."
4:18 I love how all of them just turned around and ran that draconic tree sentinels fade
They went: You’re next.
@@gestalt7529 fr
Very satisfied, that bitch absolutely deserved it.
"you dont need to die, but fuck you"
4:18 No witnesses.
Gideon is the only boss that’s given respect and patience to finish his speech before brutally gunned down.
"Respect"
"I NEED HELP!!"
the balistias only acted in self defense
More respect than any player ever gave him
Cool story, Gideon. Why don't you tell it again?
I love how the ballistas all struck a pose after annihilating the Elden Beast.
hahaha like saying, “You’re next!” 😂
Casually looking away from the explosion
gang gang
They pose as it explodes like power rangers
Malenia is all that protects us from the Age of Artillery.
The America ending
Her hitbox is just too small
@@EldenLion thats not the problem, it's the stacked together ballista for her to lifesteal from
If they put all ballista in different area or even line it up like against the star beast malenia would recover less and hit less stuff with waterflow
@@jacqli9315 thats not the point tho. Cuz that would be impossible for beat cuz 1 it has a decent attack speed. And 2 if they get shot from all sides and u can only hit one at the time. Its quite literally impossible to beat. The ballista play the role of a Boss as well just stacked together to do max Dmg in 1 shot and take the most dmg from enemy Attacks. Its only fair. But its also Lore accurate Melania never known defeated so.
@@jonikalemasi3062 it's "only fair" But not really, it fair for most bosses sure, but not against malenia
Radahn: “Try to survive my barrage of arrows”
Ballistas: “Oh we can play that game if you want to play game”
They even beat him with accuracy damage and range it was so fucking funny
@@clay5649"Warning: trading shots with ranged artillery is not a good idea, even if you are a legend/demigod."
Radahn lose
1:38 that kid falling from the ceiling got done dirty
Thank you for pointing this out, this has improved my life
Spawn camped
Without context people would never know what game do this comment come from
7:48 I dont why its so funny to me seeing Gideon talking to a bunch of ballistas then immediately getting pummeled
Yeah. Lucky they let him finish though.
"I knew you'd come"
How, exactly?
@@ashen_strix because he is the all knowing
@@ashen_strix I mean it’s kinda hard to miss some jackasses spending the last hour setting up siege weapons.
a ballista cannot become a lord
I can't believe they shot Maliketh in his cutscene, you didn't have to do him THAT dirty.
That's one-shot. The ten arrows hit within very short time. The first several hit him into cutscene and the last hits finished him
Ballistas have no honor. They don't judge, they just hate.
@@jesusojeda7850 *_They kill_*
@@general_jellyfish4202 They were made for one thing, and one thing only...
*_T O K I L L..._*
I mean he did dirtyy in all of us, a little taste of his own medicine
Hoarah's realization that his piledriver doesn't work only to be slaughtered immediately afterwards was the funniest shit.
I think he straight up missed no damage counter came up he litterally ran up missed his grapple and just died
Godrick desperately trying to trigger his cutscene before getting blown the fuck away was too much for me
A for Effort, I’m surprised he was able to survive the first round even
i was rooting for him
this commentary had me dying lmao
clean p2 skip
Astel: Oh, a perfect line up!
Ballistas: We couldn't agree more...
Lmfao 😂
This is the best comment. The clip showed up as i read this😂
Timestamp?
@@jhnyjoejoe69Just go to 5:00 you'll see what they're talking about
@@RubiksRonaldo yeah, i already saw it like 1 minute after i asked
I’ve been laughing for the past 10 mins at Gideon giving his full speech to 10 Ballistas waiting patiently to snipe him 😂😂
the immediate drop got me in tears man🤣
The whole Maliketh section was brilliant. Him still talking while transforming, to being killed before spawning. Cherry on top was the ballistas turning around to kill the sentinel and have the set of armor pop up on screen. Just pure comedy lol
That shit was petty af XD
Maliketh: to kill what?
Ballista: That jerk outside
Rennala's first phase was pretty brutal. Ballistae be like "stop throwing those books at me", and once Rennala descends from her bubble, all the ballistae turn straight at her and give her a firing squad treatment
Giving Rennala the 1800s witch-hunting special.
It's like the squid game massacre
Liked for “ballistae”
8:54 I love how when he misses, he just looks up like "Oh shit" and get`s deleted from existence
At this point I am convinced that malenia has never known defeat
Let me solo her
What can anyone do when someone pulls out a goddamn nuke in a gun or sword fight
Yeah I mean If I can heal myself everytime I punch tf out of someone then yeah I can literally take on the entire us military
@@Aki990.7 LMAO
@@Aki990.7 she has some op as moves. And that damn healing is annoying too. But Still love the boss though
4:17 damn the ballistas are ruthless. That sentinel didn’t even see it coming
One second, daydreaming about what his wife could be making at home. Next second, 10 giant arrows in his body sapping his life away.
Maliketh dies
Ballistae: "BONUS ROUND"
@@xcorr77 lmao xD dead 💀
This was its last surprise
Sentinel: Rev up those friers, because I sure am hungry for so-*Died*
all the ballistas turning around to kill the tree sentinel after one shotting Maliketh was gold
The best part of these videos is Gideon delivering his monologue to all these random enemies.
*staring at a bunch of crossbow turrets* "Ah, I knew you'd come. To stand before the Elden Ring, to become Elden Lord. What a sad state of affairs."
"What a sad state of affairs" absolutely ruthless line 🥶
I always love how they let him finish the speech before utterly annihilating them
"Unto eternity."
*Gets turned into a porcupine*
Marika so desperate she is willingly to marry ballistas smh
I wonder if Mr. McGann is aware that he's the best part of a whole genre of videos on YT
I love when the ballistas turn around and wipe out the tree sentinel. Maliketh wasn't enough of a challenge. LOL
They wanted blood
That spin-around for the post-secondary threat at 4:18 was beautiful.
Give Gideon some credit, the Elden Beast got one shot but he took two.
Gideon is underrated. The people who call him a joke are the people that just buff themselves 30 times and use comet azur, rivers of blood, pizza cutter, or inescapable frenzy and one shot him while he’s still talking.
@@blacksabbath5300 Yeah but pity he's such a glass cannon though. If he had more defence like some of the others he would have been a beast.
A man cannot kill a god!
But ballista can!!!
literally only because the first volley knocked him down making the back rows miss. lmao
@@pranayravi9449 he still did better than the final boss
I like how, in Rennala's first boss fight, the ballistas saw a library full of babies as free target practice, and proceeded to exterminate as many as they could before hitting the 3 channeling the shield spell.
'we'll get there... eventually'
They made Anakin proud.
She took thirty arrows straight up the wazoo. That's not a pleasant way to go. Should be illegal under the geneva convention.
Wouldn't be surprised if Rennala doesn't register on the ballistae's AI until the shield drops
@@CodeNameX001no, she does. At a couple points, you can see a bunch of them shoot at a spot right below her, where I presume her origin point is.
I love that as soon as Gideon's boss theme plays, the ballista's fire and it stops. Then he picks himself back up, the theme continues, the ballista's fire... and it stops again.
Lol, I didn’t notice it, thanks
"A man cannot kill a god, but 10 ballistas definitely can"
The common ballista, found widely across the Lands Between, is generally non hostile until provoked. When threatened however, it has a nasty bite.
9:36 these ballistas really struck a group pose after gunning down that dude.
gang gang
The fallen bolts tell a story, of how a ballista, against all odds, became Elden Lord and ushered in a new age, an Age of Ordinance!
The age of guns.
*fortunate son starts playing*
@@rohithssj3 SOME FOLKS ARE BORN! MADE TO RAISE THE FLAG! OOOOH THAT RED WHITE AN BLUE!
@@Lil.Grandpa merica moment
The age of very large pikes.
I like the idea of Gideon training an army of Ballistas in the roundtable hold
like a deranged pokemon trainer whos entire party is just Ballistas
Little did he know that the ballistas would be so willful and cunning..
I love how the ballistas understood their assignment and turnt for the draconic tree sentinel
I love how they ended up shooting the malformed tree sentinel after gunning down maliketh, no witnesses 😂😂
No one will notice if there's no one left to notice. 😂
I really enjoyed that. He annoyed me much more than most of the real bosses of this game.
shout out to Radagon for parrying 30 massive siege-ballista bolts in a fraction of a second. I think he only took damage because they exploded.
The way they ballistas are so cordile, letting every enemy take the first shot
I thought radagon stood a chance when he tanked that first shot then the second one was like "nah" 😂 of course Malenia was the only boss that not only managed to kill at least one but also win
He actually deflected most of them. I knew he could deflect most sorcery, incantation, throwable, and bow projectiles, but I didn’t expect him to deflect the ballista bolts, and if I did, I would’ve figured they would explode in his face. Radagon’s a bit of a beast.
Malenia is lucky that she gets to siphon health with every strike. She actually would’ve lost we’re it not for the heals.
malenia got hacks remember?
@@pn5705 bro that's how she is what do mean by lucky? 😂 it's just her Ability it's not lucky you dumazz that's why she is the Hardest Boss
@@emrhasn8071 calm down, simp.
Gideon holding his little monologue for 10 ballistae had my sides in orbit xD
His last words, before the firing squad
"Oh death become my blade"
*Dies right after* 🤣🤣💀
Elden Beast, a LITERAL God : Dies after a single ballista barrage!
Malenia : "Haha, lifesteal goes brrrrrr."
To be fair, she kinda turns into a god too, so...
@@laelnascimento7487 God or not, she's the only one who survived the ballistas.
Her lifesteal is OP.
Tbf the fact that Elden Beast is a God doesn't make it powerful in combat, golden order created soldiers for that reason, don't expect something that has never fought before to excel in combat.
She is also a god, and was already undefeated before transcending into one
@@Daniel-jz9td ty
Godrick can't even finish screaming.
Radhan got beat up on his own game of throwing sharp sticks.
Poor death doggo got obliterated at spawn.
Radagon being Chadagon as usual. Parried all the first barrage of sticks.
Malenia actually practicing her intro dialogue.
This game always blows me away. The fact that i can find videos that have tons of bosses ive never even seen before, even tho ive beaten the game and have hundreds of hours in it.
Always makes me want to go back for more
I love how the ballistics turned to the camera after killing elden beast. Like they're saying "we did it :3"
Or "You are next"😂
That poor guy after the Maliketh fight🤣 he was only minding his business lol
“Hey gideon you have a lot of arrows in you”
“I know.. in my bones…”
2:22
Yeah, see!?
Not fun when your opponent spams projectiles at the start of a fight, now is it!?
Now you know how it feels!
Malenia only survived because she kept going into the air where they couldn't hit her. It's crazy how her moveset prevents her from getting killed by pretty much anything you could throw at her.
And the broken healing she has.
Also since Malenia can be staggered, she won't receive the damage of 10 Ballistas cause of her s of being knocked back. It's why her and Gideon were able to tank more than 1 shot despite having lower health than the other bosses.
@@s.c.l5382 take it away... Then take away destined death from maliketh... Then take away radahn's meteor...
Also healing. They should remove that for the boss v boss vids bc it's just overpowered and Makes her matchups really boreing to watch
All I'm hearing is some angry dudes talking garbage about melenia cz they cant kill her
Draconic Tree Sentinel: *minding his own business*
10 Ballistas: "And I took that personally."
Watching them countersnipe radahn was a special kind of schadenfreude
When Radagon did is sick parry I really believed that he was going to make it... and then he got more holes in his body than he already had
The fact that most bosses could be easily handled by just having ten dudes with ballista is incredible amusing. Game logic is quite funny
I love how melenia is always setting the bar
wait till she meets 10 balls
She IS the Bar
Yeah no shit, she's a cheating harlot, lmao.
Insane regen will do that.
@@nova1117 she couldnt even handle one ball
At this point, I'm not even surprised Malenia can leech life force from a literal inanimate object.
These seem quite animated.
@@Uthael_Kileanea fair point
@@moosen135 To be fair she can heal even if you're blocking her attacks with a shield so I'm guessing it comes down to, if it has a hit box it she can heal
@@lenavablack3632 well yeah
I mean, Ballistas usually need human intervention to shoot and move
And i don't see anyone
This gives me so much joy to see these bosses go down so easy.
That initial parry by Radagon followed by him getting annihilated on the second volley was hilarious.
You know when Malenia, Blade of Miquella was a well-designed-beat-your-head against a wall fight when 10 ballistas can't even take her down 😂. They should add an achievement saying that "You're at least better than 10 ballistas" when she's beaten.
If they had been spread out over the arena, she also would've died.
@@eccomi21Yep grouping balistas isn't a good strategy move 😂
@@Lehory29 Don't worry, the 10 Balls avenged their ballistae brothers.
@@eccomi21true, but all the other bosses had the ballistas grouped together and pretty much insta died for the most part regardless
Would like to see if she didin't get lucky with the staggered firing timings and jump attacks letting her evade a few volleys..
When they killed the Tree Sentinel after killing Maliketh they killed me too 💀💀💀
Ah, the old ‘10 ballista bolts to the chest’ trick. Classic.❤
Sounds like a TABS strat
Well, technically 30 bolts to the chest
Also, I think that the reason why the ballistas lost against Malenia is because they were packed so closely, while her skillset excels at high-damage sweeping attacks in a small area. It would be more difficult to set up, but the result might have been different if the ballistas were spaced around the edges of her arena.
Allow me to disagree, the issue with Malenia es always the same: She can heal on hit!!!!!. It is the only thing that keeps her alive challenge after challenge.
@@dash83 She would be healing a *lot* less if they weren't all stacked up and getting hit at the same time.
But yeah, she's balanced against players who have much less life to steal rather than all the sandbags here
If he put them spread around it would’ve been unfair
@@marcocartaerainnocente7374 Morgott be like "Was I a fucking joke to you?"
@@dash83 you got it wrong too, the main reason why malenia keeps winning stuff like this is a combination of a few very unfair advantages some of which are entirely unique to her.
the very first one is that a LOT of her moves have hyper armour, meaning she can not get staggered out of them, even though her poise is actually garbage.
the second one is that malenia can't get stance broken while she has hyper armour, this happens to other bosses exclusively during phase transitions (like godrik chopping his arm off) for malenia it's every animation that has hyper armour, which she can actually chain with with zero vulnerable frames in between.
the only thing that can interrupt malenias hyper armour animations are status procs, like bleed or frost.
one thing that is entirely unique to malenia is that, in the rare event she actually does get staggered, she can cancel her stagger animation into a dash to escape, she can also cancel some of her attack animations into a block.
1:30 shooting literal crawling babies wity artillery.
Morgott was really hesistant to aggro them there. He remembered how it went the first time.
Gideon casually giving a speech to 10 ballistas is too funny 😂
Gideon: Unto eternity…
Ballistas: 🏹
When radagon parried the first volley I was rooting for him, when got gunned down by the second I was sad, when elden beast got brutally one shot I felt a great sense of catharsis. What a trip
8:27 Gideon: "A man cannot kill a god."
Ballistas: "We are no men"
DTC: *exists*
Ballistas: and i took that personally
imagine if the power of the balistas were lore accurate
Compared to this?
How powerful the lore accurate one?
@@arhamhaziq4276 well compared to gods and demigods, balistas aren't that strong
@@oraaange9286 Ah, yes. That's logic actually
Imagine the other way around: “In the lands between, there was one that was feared even more than the golden order, the ballistas”
It's great to see the majestic ballistas standing on the water and at the same time it's funny to see how Hoarah Loux is trying to capture the balliste. We conclude that ballista is one of the most formidable bosses in the game
00:41
Godrick: I am the Lord of all that is.....
Ballistas: WE DON'T CARE.
8:08 lmao at Gideon's epic monologue and got served twice trying to wind up something cool. Nice effort Sir.
The way the music just starts to come up and then instantly stops as soon as he drops.
Loved the two-for-one special on Maliketh and the dragon sentinel
No witnesses
crazy how even in a world of magic, technology wins
I broke at the very first seconds when Margit hit some Ballistas and they all turned at the same time, like: "Tf u think u are?" 😂
I just love that little moment where the ballistas just politely face their target and then do what must be done.
"When startled a ballista can unleash a torrent of ammunition killing its predator instantly, truly a fascinating creature" - 2:42
4:24 No witnesses.
It was absolutely hilarious to see Gideon cast law of regression and then immediately get gunned down ruthlessly 😂
Mohg **approaching menacingly**
Ballistas: YOU'RE NOT THAT GUY, PAL, YOU'RE NOT THAT GUY
10 Ballistas are stronger than 200 hours of gameplay, damn.
This hurts
I mean they're fucking ballistas, they're the equivalent of a medieval age military tank, except they can't move
Gideon: A man can not kill a god
Ballistas: Are we a joke to you?
I am no man.
@@pitchthewoo Damn you beat me to it lol
@@pitchthewoo men can build ballistics
@@trumpette8398but these ones don’t appear to be operated by anyone.
I love how after killing the Elden Beast all the ballistas menacingly turn around to face the camera. _‘We know you’ve been watching.’_
I love the idea of Godfrey trying to suplex a Balista lol
I’m definitely playing as a ballista on my next play through
Ballistas at the end looking at us like "it Took us as few seconds to slay elden beast and how many tries did you need :3 ??"
Gideon: finishes speech
Also Gideon: *immediately gets blown away*
8:15 brother you got no bones.
this just goes to show how unbelievably op malenia is
Take away her lifesteal she dies in seconds. Plus they were placed to give her the best possible chance. Had they circled her she's dead
The fact that Margit wasn't a one shot but Morgott was absolutely had me rolling
??? But Margit was a one shot though???
Margit was clearly a one shot though?
boy i sure do love spreading blatant disinformation on the internet for no reason
At the time of this comment, at least 93 people need cataracts lol
I think they mean one shot no damage
All hail 10 Ballistas, our Elden Lord.
Fire giant: i used to be a adventure like you until i took a ballista to the 🦿
Malenia being that one kid in your class that gets and A in an exam when everyone else got D or Fs
She's the one nerd that always does better than everyone else who everyone hates but is proud of it lol
@@s8theninjawarrior916 nah, she's just a cheater, one that her teachers and tutors knows that she's cheating in every exam she is in but she's so good at it that they just can't prove the fact that she is cheating.
@@arjostarudo9406 Basically heal on hit plus rally plus that broken waterfowl and the shit fix that made her selectively immortal during certain animations.