10 Ballistas VS Bosses - Elden Ring

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  • @AnhTran-bp1eo
    @AnhTran-bp1eo ปีที่แล้ว +5983

    Gideon talks as if he knew there would come a day when 10 ballistas come to claim the throne. Truly all-knowing.

    • @SleekHeroo
      @SleekHeroo ปีที่แล้ว +163

      But he still stood bravely against those god slaying weapons to fulfil his duty and I for for one rrspect his courage to stand before them

    • @streeker007
      @streeker007 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      I find it hilarious how Gideon keeps getting stomped

    • @benjaminmeredith327
      @benjaminmeredith327 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Not gonna lie I'd hoped he would get obliterated by the first shot😂

    • @vsptylore3639
      @vsptylore3639 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Man should've known not to show up tbh

    • @rosco3866
      @rosco3866 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Lol

  • @MG-zx3px
    @MG-zx3px ปีที่แล้ว +3998

    I love how after Maliketh, the Balista turn and kill the sentinel like “While we’re at it, you’re next”

    • @muliananugraha5720
      @muliananugraha5720 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      its not personnal buddy

    • @mozarteanchaos
      @mozarteanchaos ปีที่แล้ว

      "fuck that guy in particular"

    • @skeletoncrew3110
      @skeletoncrew3110 ปีที่แล้ว

      *"AND FUCK YOU IN PARTICULAR"*

    • @smolsco7
      @smolsco7 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      when i saw them turn i thought they were tryna kill us

    • @Verydumbledore
      @Verydumbledore ปีที่แล้ว +114

      i was so high that i thought i was gonna get killed.

  • @MrScaryWaffle
    @MrScaryWaffle 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +876

    Mohg: Unmanned Ballistas?
    (Ballistas turn toward him)
    Mohg: Sentient Unmanned Ballistas!?!

  • @pearbq8938
    @pearbq8938 ปีที่แล้ว +5240

    I like how everytime when the bosses are saying their last words, the ballistas just ruthlessly shoots another round of arrows like: "It's still talking! Double tap everyone!"

  • @aristokriseas6034
    @aristokriseas6034 ปีที่แล้ว +8170

    Gideon saying "i knew youd come" to an armada of ballistas is comic gold

    • @YozoDerzu
      @YozoDerzu ปีที่แล้ว +145

      That shit had me

    • @Halvos12
      @Halvos12 ปีที่แล้ว +333

      My favorite part was them turning around and capping the Tree sentinel guarding Maliketh

    • @Gsparagus
      @Gsparagus ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@Halvos12 i was wondering if anyone was gonna comment about that

    • @sagitswag1785
      @sagitswag1785 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Well, he IS the all-knowing after all...

    • @GutsmanLoL
      @GutsmanLoL ปีที่แล้ว +16

      i literally read this as his section came up and laughed so hard LMAO

  • @Drahmin05
    @Drahmin05 ปีที่แล้ว +1406

    I certainly didn't expect the Elden Beast to get crumpled like that. Even Gideon survived the first shot.

    • @HeadsMan98
      @HeadsMan98 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +134

      Gideon only survived cause he immediately got knocked down and the rest of the arrows missed

    • @jin12345678
      @jin12345678 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      @@HeadsMan98I imagine also the ballista bolts work like pest threads, where they pierce through the target so with larger enemies like the elden beast each bolt is piercing through multiple body parts.

    • @BigPanda096
      @BigPanda096 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Elden beast weak to pierce damage by nearly 120%

  • @squish6590
    @squish6590 ปีที่แล้ว +7435

    "So who's the new elden lord? Are they tarnished?"
    "It's actually ten wooden ballistas"

    • @juliusarcher7241
      @juliusarcher7241 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      No Its... MALENIA BLADE OF MIQUELLA

    • @savageassassin8548
      @savageassassin8548 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      if you say anything against them you are free to challenge all ten of them at once, after all, look how that went for the gods

    • @BababooeyGooey
      @BababooeyGooey ปีที่แล้ว +242

      "Our seed will look back on us and recall... the Age of Siege Equipment."

    • @spongyafiu2138
      @spongyafiu2138 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@savageassassin8548 then there's malenia

    • @hartantoanggoro
      @hartantoanggoro ปีที่แล้ว +54

      "Are those things wreathed in flames?"
      "No, but they using flaming arrows"
      "Fair enough"

  • @ookami-chan3328
    @ookami-chan3328 ปีที่แล้ว +12866

    Gideon: "A man cannot kill a God"
    Ballistas: "We are no men"

  • @colbypatrick8910
    @colbypatrick8910 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    I love how the ballistas all struck a pose after annihilating the Elden Beast.

    • @eddiealva9751
      @eddiealva9751 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      hahaha like saying, “You’re next!” 😂

    • @SadDragonNoises
      @SadDragonNoises 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Casually looking away from the explosion

    • @O-sa-car
      @O-sa-car 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      gang gang

    • @strionic770
      @strionic770 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      They pose as it explodes like power rangers

  • @vintrillachris5594
    @vintrillachris5594 ปีที่แล้ว +6178

    Morgott: lifts a hammer of light
    Ballistas: "HE'S GOT A WEAPON!"

    • @kujojotaro4579
      @kujojotaro4579 ปีที่แล้ว +360

      you know what thats called
      Ballista brutality

    • @finmat95
      @finmat95 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      FIRE!!!!!!!

    • @jesustejeda6404
      @jesustejeda6404 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      "Armed omen male calling himself king may be high on glinstone meth - back up needed"

    • @ecchiless
      @ecchiless ปีที่แล้ว +13

      darn that was good xDDD

    • @silverwolf2643
      @silverwolf2643 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Epic hahah that one and Godrick are funniest, he screams and lifts his weapon right before dying.

  • @AlexiosTheWitchBoy
    @AlexiosTheWitchBoy ปีที่แล้ว +5376

    Gideon is the only boss that’s given respect and patience to finish his speech before brutally gunned down.

  • @reagansido5823
    @reagansido5823 ปีที่แล้ว +1846

    "I should probably go to bed."
    "Me at 11;30: well well well, I gotta see if those ballistas become elden lord.

    • @TheGreatestTerrariaPlayerEver
      @TheGreatestTerrariaPlayerEver 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Theyre better than me😢

    • @yorickvlt1021
      @yorickvlt1021 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      It is currently 4 in the morning

    • @mahdikh6808
      @mahdikh6808 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      2:20 am 💀

    • @notchillstorm
      @notchillstorm 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Literally me right now.

    • @martindurmich1659
      @martindurmich1659 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Scary to see this comment at 11:38 PM in Germany. XD

  • @Remorsefulz
    @Remorsefulz ปีที่แล้ว +1808

    4:18 I love how all of them just turned around and ran that draconic tree sentinels fade

    • @gestalt7529
      @gestalt7529 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      They went: You’re next.

    • @usopp3730
      @usopp3730 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@gestalt7529 fr

    • @emanhadi8104
      @emanhadi8104 ปีที่แล้ว

      Very satisfied, that bitch absolutely deserved it.

    • @spdxchevyman8880
      @spdxchevyman8880 ปีที่แล้ว

      "you dont need to die, but fuck you"

    • @Zkingz17
      @Zkingz17 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      4:18 No witnesses.

  • @Kira1Lawliet
    @Kira1Lawliet ปีที่แล้ว +2923

    Ballistas: *Kill Margit*
    Morgott: *Appears*
    Ballistas: "How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?"

    • @Personontheinternet4598
      @Personontheinternet4598 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lamo😂

    • @vortex_7574
      @vortex_7574 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "I don't wanna be a burden"

    • @carebearkj4320
      @carebearkj4320 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Mohg: Appears
      Ballistas: “You keep getting up and beaten back down, man. Just give it up.”

    • @TheAero1221
      @TheAero1221 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had literally the same thought. lol

    • @IDoWatIDo17
      @IDoWatIDo17 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "I love the young people"

  • @SRFriso94
    @SRFriso94 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    I love how Radagon parries the first volley perfectly, and then they wait for him to still be in an attack animation as if to say "Parry this, ya filthy casual."

  • @ttd0000
    @ttd0000 ปีที่แล้ว +1496

    I can't believe they shot Maliketh in his cutscene, you didn't have to do him THAT dirty.

    • @xwyl
      @xwyl ปีที่แล้ว +99

      That's one-shot. The ten arrows hit within very short time. The first several hit him into cutscene and the last hits finished him

    • @jesusojeda7850
      @jesusojeda7850 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Ballistas have no honor. They don't judge, they just hate.

    • @general_jellyfish4202
      @general_jellyfish4202 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      ​@@jesusojeda7850 *_They kill_*

    • @jaym5880
      @jaym5880 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@general_jellyfish4202 They were made for one thing, and one thing only...
      *_T O K I L L..._*

    • @Bashman20
      @Bashman20 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean he did dirtyy in all of us, a little taste of his own medicine

  • @TheDustyChinchilla
    @TheDustyChinchilla ปีที่แล้ว +1097

    Godrick desperately trying to trigger his cutscene before getting blown the fuck away was too much for me

    • @izzytoast743
      @izzytoast743 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      A for Effort, I’m surprised he was able to survive the first round even

    • @TheWolfbay
      @TheWolfbay ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i was rooting for him

    • @Nick-qx1vf
      @Nick-qx1vf ปีที่แล้ว +10

      this commentary had me dying lmao

    • @supermalevitality1187
      @supermalevitality1187 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      clean p2 skip

  • @SirJohnSekiro
    @SirJohnSekiro ปีที่แล้ว +211

    1:38 that kid falling from the ceiling got done dirty

    • @Dudex11a
      @Dudex11a 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Thank you for pointing this out, this has improved my life

    • @That_one_European_currency
      @That_one_European_currency 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Spawn camped

    • @gestalt7529
      @gestalt7529 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Without context people would never know what game do this comment come from

  • @RendezvousWithRama
    @RendezvousWithRama ปีที่แล้ว +10434

    Malenia is all that protects us from the Age of Artillery.

    • @fernandocortez1783
      @fernandocortez1783 ปีที่แล้ว +656

      The America ending

    • @EldenLion
      @EldenLion ปีที่แล้ว +201

      Her hitbox is just too small

    • @jacqli9315
      @jacqli9315 ปีที่แล้ว +548

      ​@@EldenLion thats not the problem, it's the stacked together ballista for her to lifesteal from
      If they put all ballista in different area or even line it up like against the star beast malenia would recover less and hit less stuff with waterflow

    • @jonikalemasi3062
      @jonikalemasi3062 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@jacqli9315 thats not the point tho. Cuz that would be impossible for beat cuz 1 it has a decent attack speed. And 2 if they get shot from all sides and u can only hit one at the time. Its quite literally impossible to beat. The ballista play the role of a Boss as well just stacked together to do max Dmg in 1 shot and take the most dmg from enemy Attacks. Its only fair. But its also Lore accurate Melania never known defeated so.

    • @jacqli9315
      @jacqli9315 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@jonikalemasi3062 it's "only fair" But not really, it fair for most bosses sure, but not against malenia

  • @SilentiumCivis
    @SilentiumCivis ปีที่แล้ว +1380

    Radahn: “Try to survive my barrage of arrows”
    Ballistas: “Oh we can play that game if you want to play game”

    • @clay5649
      @clay5649 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      They even beat him with accuracy damage and range it was so fucking funny

    • @qichen85
      @qichen85 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @@clay5649"Warning: trading shots with ranged artillery is not a good idea, even if you are a legend/demigod."

    • @adiyafanny876
      @adiyafanny876 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Radahn lose

  • @tuffy1992
    @tuffy1992 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    Hoarah's realization that his piledriver doesn't work only to be slaughtered immediately afterwards was the funniest shit.

    • @clintonbehrends4659
      @clintonbehrends4659 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      I think he straight up missed no damage counter came up he litterally ran up missed his grapple and just died

  • @carebearkj4320
    @carebearkj4320 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    The whole Maliketh section was brilliant. Him still talking while transforming, to being killed before spawning. Cherry on top was the ballistas turning around to kill the sentinel and have the set of armor pop up on screen. Just pure comedy lol

    • @supreme_kai753
      @supreme_kai753 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That shit was petty af XD

    • @orenges7034
      @orenges7034 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Maliketh: to kill what?
      Ballista: That jerk outside

  • @Tapahtumahorisontti
    @Tapahtumahorisontti ปีที่แล้ว +990

    Rennala's first phase was pretty brutal. Ballistae be like "stop throwing those books at me", and once Rennala descends from her bubble, all the ballistae turn straight at her and give her a firing squad treatment

    • @inplane9970
      @inplane9970 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Giving Rennala the 1800s witch-hunting special.

    • @126_ikadekbagaskaracahayad2
      @126_ikadekbagaskaracahayad2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's like the squid game massacre

    • @MehYam2112
      @MehYam2112 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Liked for “ballistae”

  • @nethlion9092
    @nethlion9092 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    all the ballistas turning around to kill the tree sentinel after one shotting Maliketh was gold

  • @nadrewod999
    @nadrewod999 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    I like how, in Rennala's first boss fight, the ballistas saw a library full of babies as free target practice, and proceeded to exterminate as many as they could before hitting the 3 channeling the shield spell.

    • @hades8243
      @hades8243 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      'we'll get there... eventually'

    • @THEO00900
      @THEO00900 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      They made Anakin proud.

    • @HSamee
      @HSamee 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      She took thirty arrows straight up the wazoo. That's not a pleasant way to go. Should be illegal under the geneva convention.

    • @CodeNameX001
      @CodeNameX001 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Wouldn't be surprised if Rennala doesn't register on the ballistae's AI until the shield drops

    • @Outpost38C
      @Outpost38C 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@CodeNameX001no, she does. At a couple points, you can see a bunch of them shoot at a spot right below her, where I presume her origin point is.

  • @Muichi__
    @Muichi__ ปีที่แล้ว +781

    7:48 I dont why its so funny to me seeing Gideon talking to a bunch of ballistas then immediately getting pummeled

    • @davidtsmith33
      @davidtsmith33 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yeah. Lucky they let him finish though.

    • @ashen_strix
      @ashen_strix ปีที่แล้ว +72

      "I knew you'd come"
      How, exactly?

    • @MasterEldriel
      @MasterEldriel ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ​@@ashen_strix because he is the all knowing

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@ashen_strix I mean it’s kinda hard to miss some jackasses spending the last hour setting up siege weapons.

    • @metalsludge8205
      @metalsludge8205 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      a ballista cannot become a lord

  • @Shadow-Cat
    @Shadow-Cat ปีที่แล้ว +126

    8:54 I love how when he misses, he just looks up like "Oh shit" and get`s deleted from existence

  • @Richie_Godsil
    @Richie_Godsil ปีที่แล้ว +1541

    Astel: Oh, a perfect line up!
    Ballistas: We couldn't agree more...

    • @RaytheGrayt
      @RaytheGrayt 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Lmfao 😂

    • @VanillaKilla52
      @VanillaKilla52 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      This is the best comment. The clip showed up as i read this😂

    • @jhnyjoejoe69
      @jhnyjoejoe69 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Timestamp?

    • @RubiksRonaldo
      @RubiksRonaldo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@jhnyjoejoe69Just go to 5:00 you'll see what they're talking about

    • @jhnyjoejoe69
      @jhnyjoejoe69 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@RubiksRonaldo yeah, i already saw it like 1 minute after i asked

  • @vibekiller5039
    @vibekiller5039 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    4:17 damn the ballistas are ruthless. That sentinel didn’t even see it coming

    • @yueshijoorya601
      @yueshijoorya601 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      One second, daydreaming about what his wife could be making at home. Next second, 10 giant arrows in his body sapping his life away.

    • @xcorr77
      @xcorr77 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Maliketh dies
      Ballistae: "BONUS ROUND"

    • @xtremefps_
      @xtremefps_ ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@xcorr77 lmao xD dead 💀

    • @maximes2613
      @maximes2613 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This was its last surprise

    • @mewxtherealitygod4706
      @mewxtherealitygod4706 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sentinel: Rev up those friers, because I sure am hungry for so-*Died*

  • @oitzserj1234
    @oitzserj1234 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +107

    I’ve been laughing for the past 10 mins at Gideon giving his full speech to 10 Ballistas waiting patiently to snipe him 😂😂

    • @thompetty
      @thompetty 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      the immediate drop got me in tears man🤣

  • @baval5
    @baval5 ปีที่แล้ว +1817

    Give Gideon some credit, the Elden Beast got one shot but he took two.

    • @blacksabbath5300
      @blacksabbath5300 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Gideon is underrated. The people who call him a joke are the people that just buff themselves 30 times and use comet azur, rivers of blood, pizza cutter, or inescapable frenzy and one shot him while he’s still talking.

    • @davidtsmith33
      @davidtsmith33 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@blacksabbath5300 Yeah but pity he's such a glass cannon though. If he had more defence like some of the others he would have been a beast.

    • @r30413
      @r30413 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      A man cannot kill a god!
      But ballista can!!!

    • @pranayravi9449
      @pranayravi9449 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      literally only because the first volley knocked him down making the back rows miss. lmao

    • @blacksabbath5300
      @blacksabbath5300 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@pranayravi9449 he still did better than the final boss

  • @MichaelBelue
    @MichaelBelue ปีที่แล้ว +244

    I love when the ballistas turn around and wipe out the tree sentinel. Maliketh wasn't enough of a challenge. LOL

  • @ThreeGoddesses
    @ThreeGoddesses 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    I love that as soon as Gideon's boss theme plays, the ballista's fire and it stops. Then he picks himself back up, the theme continues, the ballista's fire... and it stops again.

    • @diegogrunt6758
      @diegogrunt6758 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lol, I didn’t notice it, thanks

  • @deibu__
    @deibu__ ปีที่แล้ว +911

    "A man cannot kill a god, but 10 ballistas definitely can"

  • @armechaia4646
    @armechaia4646 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    I like the idea of Gideon training an army of Ballistas in the roundtable hold

    • @TheCreepyLantern
      @TheCreepyLantern ปีที่แล้ว +44

      like a deranged pokemon trainer whos entire party is just Ballistas

    • @lolcakekakelol
      @lolcakekakelol 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Little did he know that the ballistas would be so willful and cunning..

  • @cmf1402
    @cmf1402 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    9:36 these ballistas really struck a group pose after gunning down that dude.

    • @O-sa-car
      @O-sa-car 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      gang gang

  • @patriot-renegade
    @patriot-renegade ปีที่แล้ว +142

    The common ballista, found widely across the Lands Between, is generally non hostile until provoked. When threatened however, it has a nasty bite.

  • @HeartOfHallownest
    @HeartOfHallownest ปีที่แล้ว +6480

    At this point I am convinced that malenia has never known defeat

    • @urfriendlyneighborhoodchad4862
      @urfriendlyneighborhoodchad4862 ปีที่แล้ว

      Let me solo her

    • @phyrx000
      @phyrx000 ปีที่แล้ว +646

      What can anyone do when someone pulls out a goddamn nuke in a gun or sword fight

    • @Aki990.7
      @Aki990.7 ปีที่แล้ว +630

      Yeah I mean If I can heal myself everytime I punch tf out of someone then yeah I can literally take on the entire us military

    • @notguazabara4621
      @notguazabara4621 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@Aki990.7 LMAO

    • @illusivekari
      @illusivekari ปีที่แล้ว +156

      @@Aki990.7 she has some op as moves. And that damn healing is annoying too. But Still love the boss though

  • @preacherplays
    @preacherplays 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +122

    That spin-around for the post-secondary threat at 4:18 was beautiful.

  • @christopherzavala5717
    @christopherzavala5717 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    I love how they ended up shooting the malformed tree sentinel after gunning down maliketh, no witnesses 😂😂

    • @LeftStickGaming
      @LeftStickGaming ปีที่แล้ว +15

      No one will notice if there's no one left to notice. 😂

    • @mavortius8768
      @mavortius8768 ปีที่แล้ว

      I really enjoyed that. He annoyed me much more than most of the real bosses of this game.

  • @anautilus2004
    @anautilus2004 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    The best part of these videos is Gideon delivering his monologue to all these random enemies.
    *staring at a bunch of crossbow turrets* "Ah, I knew you'd come. To stand before the Elden Ring, to become Elden Lord. What a sad state of affairs."

    • @aristokriseas6034
      @aristokriseas6034 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      "What a sad state of affairs" absolutely ruthless line 🥶

    • @friccle_
      @friccle_ ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I always love how they let him finish the speech before utterly annihilating them

    • @Typhoon.703_
      @Typhoon.703_ ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Unto eternity."
      *Gets turned into a porcupine*

    • @irgendwer3610
      @irgendwer3610 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Marika so desperate she is willingly to marry ballistas smh

    • @O-sa-car
      @O-sa-car 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I wonder if Mr. McGann is aware that he's the best part of a whole genre of videos on YT

  • @jessiearmstrong7097
    @jessiearmstrong7097 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I love how the ballistas understood their assignment and turnt for the draconic tree sentinel

  • @Haru-spicy
    @Haru-spicy ปีที่แล้ว +231

    shout out to Radagon for parrying 30 massive siege-ballista bolts in a fraction of a second. I think he only took damage because they exploded.

  • @linkholder
    @linkholder ปีที่แล้ว +474

    The fallen bolts tell a story, of how a ballista, against all odds, became Elden Lord and ushered in a new age, an Age of Ordinance!

    • @Lil.Grandpa
      @Lil.Grandpa ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The age of guns.

    • @rohithssj3
      @rohithssj3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      *fortunate son starts playing*

    • @linkholder
      @linkholder ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@rohithssj3 SOME FOLKS ARE BORN! MADE TO RAISE THE FLAG! OOOOH THAT RED WHITE AN BLUE!

    • @Depressed_until_dead
      @Depressed_until_dead ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Lil.Grandpa merica moment

    • @Observer-3913
      @Observer-3913 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The age of very large pikes.

  • @PhantomSnake770
    @PhantomSnake770 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I broke at the very first seconds when Margit hit some Ballistas and they all turned at the same time, like: "Tf u think u are?" 😂

  • @leonides1527
    @leonides1527 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    I love how the ballistics turned to the camera after killing elden beast. Like they're saying "we did it :3"

    • @Hakoru
      @Hakoru ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Or "You are next"😂

  • @Rastalockenglatzkopf
    @Rastalockenglatzkopf ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Gideon holding his little monologue for 10 ballistae had my sides in orbit xD

    • @Pharoah_Nines
      @Pharoah_Nines ปีที่แล้ว +13

      His last words, before the firing squad

  • @DoctorPhilGud
    @DoctorPhilGud 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    This game always blows me away. The fact that i can find videos that have tons of bosses ive never even seen before, even tho ive beaten the game and have hundreds of hours in it.
    Always makes me want to go back for more

  • @tapmcshoe9677
    @tapmcshoe9677 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Watching them countersnipe radahn was a special kind of schadenfreude

  • @pimpmasterkirbo4383
    @pimpmasterkirbo4383 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    I thought radagon stood a chance when he tanked that first shot then the second one was like "nah" 😂 of course Malenia was the only boss that not only managed to kill at least one but also win

    • @blacksabbath5300
      @blacksabbath5300 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      He actually deflected most of them. I knew he could deflect most sorcery, incantation, throwable, and bow projectiles, but I didn’t expect him to deflect the ballista bolts, and if I did, I would’ve figured they would explode in his face. Radagon’s a bit of a beast.

    • @pn5705
      @pn5705 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Malenia is lucky that she gets to siphon health with every strike. She actually would’ve lost we’re it not for the heals.

    • @thecommentguy9380
      @thecommentguy9380 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      malenia got hacks remember?

    • @emrhasn8071
      @emrhasn8071 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      ​@@pn5705 bro that's how she is what do mean by lucky? 😂 it's just her Ability it's not lucky you dumazz that's why she is the Hardest Boss

    • @xDjembex
      @xDjembex ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@emrhasn8071 calm down, simp.

  • @ooffs_artflows
    @ooffs_artflows 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "Oh death become my blade"
    *Dies right after* 🤣🤣💀

  • @jaym5880
    @jaym5880 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Godrick can't even finish screaming.
    Radhan got beat up on his own game of throwing sharp sticks.
    Poor death doggo got obliterated at spawn.
    Radagon being Chadagon as usual. Parried all the first barrage of sticks.
    Malenia actually practicing her intro dialogue.

  • @etherealtitan9091
    @etherealtitan9091 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    That poor guy after the Maliketh fight🤣 he was only minding his business lol

  • @1PROFITPROPHET1
    @1PROFITPROPHET1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    “Hey gideon you have a lot of arrows in you”
    “I know.. in my bones…”

  • @smokeyjoe1234
    @smokeyjoe1234 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    I love how melenia is always setting the bar

    • @nova1117
      @nova1117 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      wait till she meets 10 balls

    • @lanterns_glow
      @lanterns_glow ปีที่แล้ว +53

      She IS the Bar

    • @senounatsuru6453
      @senounatsuru6453 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah no shit, she's a cheating harlot, lmao.

    • @jacobresor1197
      @jacobresor1197 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Insane regen will do that.

    • @tsukisasu4425
      @tsukisasu4425 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@nova1117 she couldnt even handle one ball

  • @setsunaes
    @setsunaes ปีที่แล้ว +72

    When Radagon did is sick parry I really believed that he was going to make it... and then he got more holes in his body than he already had

  • @RobertKohlerFilms
    @RobertKohlerFilms ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This gives me so much joy to see these bosses go down so easy.

  • @lordziz
    @lordziz ปีที่แล้ว +475

    Malenia only survived because she kept going into the air where they couldn't hit her. It's crazy how her moveset prevents her from getting killed by pretty much anything you could throw at her.

    • @s.c.l5382
      @s.c.l5382 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      And the broken healing she has.

    • @enterusername6953
      @enterusername6953 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Also since Malenia can be staggered, she won't receive the damage of 10 Ballistas cause of her s of being knocked back. It's why her and Gideon were able to tank more than 1 shot despite having lower health than the other bosses.

    • @vyor8837
      @vyor8837 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      ​@@s.c.l5382 take it away... Then take away destined death from maliketh... Then take away radahn's meteor...

    • @Rexfuselier
      @Rexfuselier ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Also healing. They should remove that for the boss v boss vids bc it's just overpowered and Makes her matchups really boreing to watch

    • @houssam1089
      @houssam1089 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      All I'm hearing is some angry dudes talking garbage about melenia cz they cant kill her

  • @ZZMonkeysUncleZZ
    @ZZMonkeysUncleZZ ปีที่แล้ว +95

    That initial parry by Radagon followed by him getting annihilated on the second volley was hilarious.

  • @GarouTheMonster
    @GarouTheMonster 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Gideon: Unto eternity…
    Ballistas: 🏹

  • @Stonehenge-Man
    @Stonehenge-Man ปีที่แล้ว +39

    2:22
    Yeah, see!?
    Not fun when your opponent spams projectiles at the start of a fight, now is it!?
    Now you know how it feels!

  • @trystynroberts5482
    @trystynroberts5482 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Ah, the old ‘10 ballista bolts to the chest’ trick. Classic.❤

    • @Cutie_Amor
      @Cutie_Amor ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds like a TABS strat

    • @1amokcorda
      @1amokcorda ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well, technically 30 bolts to the chest

  • @moony555
    @moony555 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    The fact that most bosses could be easily handled by just having ten dudes with ballista is incredible amusing. Game logic is quite funny

  • @go-duran
    @go-duran ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Morgott was really hesistant to aggro them there. He remembered how it went the first time.

  • @oraaange9286
    @oraaange9286 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    imagine if the power of the balistas were lore accurate

    • @Dominick77
      @Dominick77 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Compared to this?

    • @arhamhaziq4276
      @arhamhaziq4276 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How powerful the lore accurate one?

    • @oraaange9286
      @oraaange9286 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@arhamhaziq4276 well compared to gods and demigods, balistas aren't that strong

    • @arhamhaziq4276
      @arhamhaziq4276 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@oraaange9286 Ah, yes. That's logic actually

    • @DanielBrazRPM
      @DanielBrazRPM ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Imagine the other way around: “In the lands between, there was one that was feared even more than the golden order, the ballistas”

  • @something8886
    @something8886 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    DTC: *exists*
    Ballistas: and i took that personally

  • @nadrewod999
    @nadrewod999 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Also, I think that the reason why the ballistas lost against Malenia is because they were packed so closely, while her skillset excels at high-damage sweeping attacks in a small area. It would be more difficult to set up, but the result might have been different if the ballistas were spaced around the edges of her arena.

    • @dash83
      @dash83 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Allow me to disagree, the issue with Malenia es always the same: She can heal on hit!!!!!. It is the only thing that keeps her alive challenge after challenge.

    • @bluerendar2194
      @bluerendar2194 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@dash83 She would be healing a *lot* less if they weren't all stacked up and getting hit at the same time.
      But yeah, she's balanced against players who have much less life to steal rather than all the sandbags here

    • @marcocartaerainnocente7374
      @marcocartaerainnocente7374 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If he put them spread around it would’ve been unfair

    • @Shin_FTW
      @Shin_FTW 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@marcocartaerainnocente7374 Morgott be like "Was I a fucking joke to you?"

    • @windhelmguard5295
      @windhelmguard5295 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@dash83 you got it wrong too, the main reason why malenia keeps winning stuff like this is a combination of a few very unfair advantages some of which are entirely unique to her.
      the very first one is that a LOT of her moves have hyper armour, meaning she can not get staggered out of them, even though her poise is actually garbage.
      the second one is that malenia can't get stance broken while she has hyper armour, this happens to other bosses exclusively during phase transitions (like godrik chopping his arm off) for malenia it's every animation that has hyper armour, which she can actually chain with with zero vulnerable frames in between.
      the only thing that can interrupt malenias hyper armour animations are status procs, like bleed or frost.
      one thing that is entirely unique to malenia is that, in the rare event she actually does get staggered, she can cancel her stagger animation into a dash to escape, she can also cancel some of her attack animations into a block.

  • @natedelafield
    @natedelafield ปีที่แล้ว +783

    You know when Malenia, Blade of Miquella was a well-designed-beat-your-head against a wall fight when 10 ballistas can't even take her down 😂. They should add an achievement saying that "You're at least better than 10 ballistas" when she's beaten.

    • @eccomi21
      @eccomi21 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      If they had been spread out over the arena, she also would've died.

    • @Lehory29
      @Lehory29 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      ​@@eccomi21Yep grouping balistas isn't a good strategy move 😂

    • @cainyourkids
      @cainyourkids ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@Lehory29 Don't worry, the 10 Balls avenged their ballistae brothers.

    • @thundersheild926
      @thundersheild926 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ​@@eccomi21true, but all the other bosses had the ballistas grouped together and pretty much insta died for the most part regardless

    • @liangweihao7932
      @liangweihao7932 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Would like to see if she didin't get lucky with the staggered firing timings and jump attacks letting her evade a few volleys..

  • @bigmanmorris99
    @bigmanmorris99 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    When they killed the Tree Sentinel after killing Maliketh they killed me too 💀💀💀

  • @moosen135
    @moosen135 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    At this point, I'm not even surprised Malenia can leech life force from a literal inanimate object.

    • @Uthael_Kileanea
      @Uthael_Kileanea ปีที่แล้ว +43

      These seem quite animated.

    • @moosen135
      @moosen135 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Uthael_Kileanea fair point

    • @lenavablack3632
      @lenavablack3632 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@moosen135 To be fair she can heal even if you're blocking her attacks with a shield so I'm guessing it comes down to, if it has a hit box it she can heal

    • @moosen135
      @moosen135 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lenavablack3632 well yeah

    • @LukeIsHere231
      @LukeIsHere231 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I mean, Ballistas usually need human intervention to shoot and move
      And i don't see anyone

  • @5daysastranger
    @5daysastranger ปีที่แล้ว +399

    Elden Beast, a LITERAL God : Dies after a single ballista barrage!
    Malenia : "Haha, lifesteal goes brrrrrr."

    • @laelnascimento7487
      @laelnascimento7487 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      To be fair, she kinda turns into a god too, so...

    • @5daysastranger
      @5daysastranger ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@laelnascimento7487 God or not, she's the only one who survived the ballistas.
      Her lifesteal is OP.

    • @Daniel-jz9td
      @Daniel-jz9td ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Tbf the fact that Elden Beast is a God doesn't make it powerful in combat, golden order created soldiers for that reason, don't expect something that has never fought before to excel in combat.

    • @kingorigin4805
      @kingorigin4805 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She is also a god, and was already undefeated before transcending into one

    • @KingofAwesomness14
      @KingofAwesomness14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Daniel-jz9td ty

  • @Lambda420
    @Lambda420 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    crazy how even in a world of magic, technology wins

  • @JuuzouWEEB
    @JuuzouWEEB ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Gideon casually giving a speech to 10 ballistas is too funny 😂

  • @BAX337
    @BAX337 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Loved the two-for-one special on Maliketh and the dragon sentinel

    • @Rubyrubits
      @Rubyrubits ปีที่แล้ว +11

      No witnesses

  • @matthewtucker2103
    @matthewtucker2103 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Draconic Tree Sentinel: *minding his own business*
    10 Ballistas: "And I took that personally."

  • @nickeel8401
    @nickeel8401 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    When radagon parried the first volley I was rooting for him, when got gunned down by the second I was sad, when elden beast got brutally one shot I felt a great sense of catharsis. What a trip

  • @Django2k6
    @Django2k6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I just love that little moment where the ballistas just politely face their target and then do what must be done.

  • @dazombisgama3849
    @dazombisgama3849 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    this just goes to show how unbelievably op malenia is

    • @justingovas415
      @justingovas415 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Take away her lifesteal she dies in seconds. Plus they were placed to give her the best possible chance. Had they circled her she's dead

  • @RobbyRayJr
    @RobbyRayJr ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I’m definitely playing as a ballista on my next play through

  • @gb9884
    @gb9884 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    It was absolutely hilarious to see Gideon cast law of regression and then immediately get gunned down ruthlessly 😂

  • @yeycomejia4391
    @yeycomejia4391 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Fire giant: i used to be a adventure like you until i took a ballista to the 🦿

  • @apa123APA
    @apa123APA ปีที่แล้ว +56

    4:24 No witnesses.

  • @Zeemas
    @Zeemas ปีที่แล้ว +27

    8:08 lmao at Gideon's epic monologue and got served twice trying to wind up something cool. Nice effort Sir.

    • @davidchikousky1081
      @davidchikousky1081 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      The way the music just starts to come up and then instantly stops as soon as he drops.

  • @dannylopez5976
    @dannylopez5976 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    1:30 shooting literal crawling babies wity artillery.

  • @R.R_Sarkofice
    @R.R_Sarkofice ปีที่แล้ว +23

    It's great to see the majestic ballistas standing on the water and at the same time it's funny to see how Hoarah Loux is trying to capture the balliste. We conclude that ballista is one of the most formidable bosses in the game

  • @malfolin
    @malfolin ปีที่แล้ว +14

    8:15 brother you got no bones.

  • @MykytaBabkov
    @MykytaBabkov ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Placidusax kinda forgot about the ballistas, well, they certainly haven't forgot about him

  • @casekuno
    @casekuno ปีที่แล้ว +93

    10 Ballistas are stronger than 200 hours of gameplay, damn.

    • @Lojdika
      @Lojdika ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This hurts

    • @dev4159
      @dev4159 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I mean they're fucking ballistas, they're the equivalent of a medieval age military tank, except they can't move

  • @neverletmego6414
    @neverletmego6414 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    8:27 Gideon: "A man cannot kill a god."
    Ballistas: "We are no men"

  • @imapera
    @imapera 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    oh god! that one with maliketh has been extremely satisfactory!!!

  • @lordklidefrog
    @lordklidefrog ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I love the idea of Godfrey trying to suplex a Balista lol

  • @KRW7440
    @KRW7440 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Didn't even let mogh get to the bottom step😂

    • @aymuhspunj
      @aymuhspunj ปีที่แล้ว

      They fucking mogged mogh

  • @musicman12395
    @musicman12395 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how the ballista's usually take one attack then they're like "Ok, our turn" and oneshot them

  • @solodolo9450
    @solodolo9450 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    2:44 this fight was epic

    • @Trollinsa
      @Trollinsa หลายเดือนก่อน

      same

  • @Vodka6329
    @Vodka6329 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    This really puts into perspective how effective the medevial ballista strat is.

    • @qichen85
      @qichen85 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      To be fair, in ballista is generally very effective against monsters in fantasy settings.

  • @MazeMe
    @MazeMe 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love how after killing the Elden Beast all the ballistas menacingly turn around to face the camera. _‘We know you’ve been watching.’_

  • @Powers3rg
    @Powers3rg ปีที่แล้ว +32

    All hail 10 Ballistas, our Elden Lord.

  • @pwvincil
    @pwvincil ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I'm actually surprised at them killing the right singing children in the Renalla fight.

    • @xkufse2413
      @xkufse2413 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This one probably took a few tries for him to make, because some of them can be hidden behind obstacles.

  • @flykhai9672
    @flykhai9672 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Gideons Speech is actually a spell you can use to freeze enemies, actually OP

  • @Amoeby
    @Amoeby ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Malenia, Blade of Miquela vs Ballistae, Arrows of Stormveil. What a legendary fight.