If you like Tim Rogers you’ll watch Tim Rogers videos. Tim Rogers videos are about video games. Video game videos with Tim Rogers being Tim Rogers in videos. Tim Rogers videos about videos games are not just about video games, they’re about Tim Rogers.
He's great. He rambles on about personal anecdotes all the time, but his words command attention. He could read aloud a phone directory, and i'd still be enthralled!
Tim is the most valuable asset in the entirety of videogames journalism right now, no other content creator gets me HALF as excited about a new video as Tim does and no other videos show half as much talent or hard work as his do. The amount of work Tim puts into these videos is astounding. Thank you Tim. Thank you. PS I know ur busy tim and put hours and days of work into a 5 minute video but if fate ever works out in a way that you can do a podcast, please do a podcast. Luv u tim
How are you SO SURE you will not die hungry? I can perceive many potential outcomes wherein a person could meet their maker whilst feeling a tad peckish.
Blood Money was one of those games me and my buddies would talk about after school like: "Dude, did you know you can blow up the mob guy at the bbq WITH a grill?" or "Have you run around with the chicken costume and a shotgun man?" It was a perfect game to talk about cool or dumb stuff you could pull off.
Upon seeing the title of this video a little voice said in my head, "You need to watch this video. Tim Rogers made this video. He is a video game professional, and you enjoy the videos he makes." The voice in my head was right, maybe I should play Hitman 2.
Okay, okay! I'll buy it! You should have a link to a sale site to get a piece of that action.... Even though I would have bought it anyway. Great videos.
This video is not just more Tim Rogers. It's A *LOT* more Tim Rogers. In all honesty, I don't see why Tim Rogers is not the most popular Tim Rogers in the world. They're lovely.
This was only a little snippet of Hitman 2... because Tim had to go back to playing Red Dead 2. Also my hand was hovering over the back button for the first few seconds, before the lovely voice took over my senses.
Haha - it's funny because i look forward to Tim Rogers content almost as much as RLM's now! I enjoyed that 'crossover' moment when RLM's Jack Packard showed up on Kotaku XP's halloween edition, and Tim mentioned his name
I just have one burning question: You say "... a game about opportunities and possibilities". Now, I would say opportunities are possibilities deemed worthy. So one could argue it should say "... a game about possibilities and (more specifically) opportunities". Did you say it the other way round because indeed Hitman is first and foremost about acting (opportune) and just secondly about exploring (the possible)? Did Tim Rogers even think about the relation between possibilities and opportunities?
@@jasonhunter2819 He's working on the Cyberpunk review, and I think he's said he's somewhat close to being finished. He's also said on Twitter that he ended up in the hospital due to overworking himself, so I'm perfectly happy with waiting however long it takes for the next review :P
SonOfAKing i will admit, my first ten or so playthroughs of a level, i kill almost everybody when i need a disguise and know i can get away with it. playthroughs 11-20 are when i start shaving my kill count down. playthroughs 20-30 are then like . . . the stone-cold Best Video Gaming you can get, imo so what i am saying is it sounds like you are playing the levels less than ten times each lol
If you like Tim Rogers you’ll watch Tim Rogers videos. Tim Rogers videos are about video games. Video game videos with Tim Rogers being Tim Rogers in videos. Tim Rogers videos about videos games are not just about video games, they’re about Tim Rogers.
God I love this guy's voice.
the best stoner voice ever
TIM ROGERS WHY DO I ALWAYS LIKE THE WAY YOU DISTILL INFORMATION, THANK YOU.
He's great. He rambles on about personal anecdotes all the time, but his words command attention. He could read aloud a phone directory, and i'd still be enthralled!
Tim Roger's deserves a raise.
You should put *Tim Rogers* in the Title of the video, itself.
I promise you, Kotaku, this _will_ increase the views of your videos.
Tim is the most valuable asset in the entirety of videogames journalism right now, no other content creator gets me HALF as excited about a new video as Tim does and no other videos show half as much talent or hard work as his do. The amount of work Tim puts into these videos is astounding. Thank you Tim. Thank you. PS I know ur busy tim and put hours and days of work into a 5 minute video but if fate ever works out in a way that you can do a podcast, please do a podcast. Luv u tim
I can tell it's a Tim Rogers video from the thumbnail.
I'm ready for Tim Rogers!
Hitman 2: Hit manner
Andrew Hickinbottom hahaha perfection.
Please never stop making content
Metal gear played with a guitar hero controller is the most accurate description of Hitman ever spoken.
There was no lil Tim Anime Avi in the thumbnail but I knew this was still gonna be him cuz he loves a good ass gradient thumbnail. Hell yeah.
That font is the sign of good things coming!
Legends say that security guard is still being smacked with a briefcase to this very day...
Gimme more Hitman. Gimme more Tim.
Tim Rodgers diologe while drunk is the best experience on the planet! I love it. I will also never die hungry.
Rogers autocorrect is bullshit.
THIS MAN NEEDS A RAISE
I had absolutely zero desire to play Hitman 2 until that string of beautiful metaphors. Thank you Professional Video Game Expert Tim Rogers
How are you SO SURE you will not die hungry? I can perceive many potential outcomes wherein a person could meet their maker whilst feeling a tad peckish.
thanks tim
Blood Money was one of those games me and my buddies would talk about after school like: "Dude, did you know you can blow up the mob guy at the bbq WITH a grill?" or "Have you run around with the chicken costume and a shotgun man?" It was a perfect game to talk about cool or dumb stuff you could pull off.
"what if you could play metal gear solid with a guitar hero controller?" is a really good summary
I'm perplexed as to why Tim Rogers videos don't get hundreds of thousands of views...
some of them do!!!!
. . . . . . . some of them don't
i think it might depend upon the game featured in the video . . .
Gosh. After I watch this video, There's only one word remind in my head. "Hitman"
That's the second best FF6 Opera House analogy that I've heard.
What was the best?
Every Tim Rogers video is an excellent one.
the quality of this video was so great that I was not left hungry for any more videos.
Upon seeing the title of this video a little voice said in my head, "You need to watch this video. Tim Rogers made this video. He is a video game professional, and you enjoy the videos he makes." The voice in my head was right, maybe I should play Hitman 2.
Tim Rogers is the only reason i watch a Kotaku video
Man I love the way you think about games
Tim Rogers is the absolute best. I need more Tim!
Okay, okay! I'll buy it! You should have a link to a sale site to get a piece of that action.... Even though I would have bought it anyway. Great videos.
This video is not just more Tim Rogers. It's A *LOT* more Tim Rogers. In all honesty, I don't see why Tim Rogers is not the most popular Tim Rogers in the world. They're lovely.
I liked the large prime numbers reference
play Hitman 2. it's a good game
Brilliant video! Summed up what makes Hitman great very nicely amd made me laugh a lot
finally, a sequel to that god hand piece
This was only a little snippet of Hitman 2... because Tim had to go back to playing Red Dead 2. Also my hand was hovering over the back button for the first few seconds, before the lovely voice took over my senses.
Another lovely video!
I love Tim Rogers.
Tim Rogers is the man ✊🏼
What's the game's name again?
idk something bout a dude smacking people.
Misswoman 1
When's the next Plinkett review??
Haha - it's funny because i look forward to Tim Rogers content almost as much as RLM's now! I enjoyed that 'crossover' moment when RLM's Jack Packard showed up on Kotaku XP's halloween edition, and Tim mentioned his name
Why is this video not 47 minutes.
Take a shot when Tim says hitman 2
I just have one burning question: You say "... a game about opportunities and possibilities". Now, I would say opportunities are possibilities deemed worthy. So one could argue it should say "... a game about possibilities and (more specifically) opportunities". Did you say it the other way round because indeed Hitman is first and foremost about acting (opportune) and just secondly about exploring (the possible)? Did Tim Rogers even think about the relation between possibilities and opportunities?
I'd watch anything by Tim Rogers
Mr. Rogers I'm not sure if it's possible but somehow your voice has become even more "Tim Rogers Voice" than before
Checked in just to see if it was Tim Rogers and was graced with perfection! I don’t even like hitman
I have zero interest in Hitman 2, but I will watch anything that Tim Rogers makes.
This is life
I liked the part were he said “Hitman”
Thanks for the quick maths there
I can't thumb up this video more than one times. damn you youtube.
i love these videos
More Tim Rogers Is always good
Alternatively, More Tim Rogers Is More Tim Rogers
Hitman
funny video man. good voice.
i should... play hitman
Sigh - God I miss X-Play.
You have good diction!
Dave Kemp thanks! i love books, and i also love big huge old books which showcase wild tornadoes of cryptic vocabulary
The word "hitman" no longer sounds real...
Then you'll be amazed what he can do with the title "Tokimeki Memorial' over the course of 5 hours.
@@jasonhunter2819 Hell yes I just finished that video, actually
@@midknight1339 I wish he'd put out another, it's been 5 months since that epic saga
@@jasonhunter2819 He's working on the Cyberpunk review, and I think he's said he's somewhat close to being finished.
He's also said on Twitter that he ended up in the hospital due to overworking himself, so I'm perfectly happy with waiting however long it takes for the next review :P
@@midknight1339 ooph yeah no, don't need to work yourself to death like a mangaka
HITMAN LEVEL SIMULATOR FOR BALD HITMAN. HITMAN
ok tim rogers that was a good joke
Am I the only one who never knocks anyone out in the series? Like if I need someones outfit I just kill them.
SonOfAKing i will admit, my first ten or so playthroughs of a level, i kill almost everybody when i need a disguise and know i can get away with it. playthroughs 11-20 are when i start shaving my kill count down. playthroughs 20-30 are then like . . . the stone-cold Best Video Gaming you can get, imo
so what i am saying is it sounds like you are playing the levels less than ten times each lol
The series really went down hill until the last version came out. This one I'll be buying hands down.
hitmaniest hitman 2 hit man .?! thats just so corny...anyway , GREAT description . .... ....
Yes I will once crack is out
Tim Rodgers's Hitman 2 video is weird, overstylized and probably only his fans will like it - basically it's Gran Turismo of Hitman 2 videos
The game sucks.