What? You *DON’T* want to spend 21 days playing Minecraft? What a weirdo. I’ll be right back, I have to go back to Minecraft and finish my mob farm I’ve been building for 473 years straight
Dragoon, you can't hide your inner Jace Beleren. I know you used one of the best magic cards in existence as the background. you can't hide it. i'm coming for you.
*the entire team* : solving complicated puzzles, memorizing secrets, uncovering the beforehand memorized secrets, fighting deadly monsters, dragons and shadow assasins, exploring dungeons dragoon: *THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST PARKOUR JUMP OF MY CAREER* **fails**
I liked this video because of the subtitles making it easier to watch, the humour, and your personality. It’s not perfect, but if you want to make it perfect, add Frank Walker from National Tiles
Has anyone heard of Dragoon? His name is like a dragon and a goon. But legends say that he is an upside down smiley face... Damnit I have always thought he is a Wizard
everybody : u need skills to achieve the ultimate achievement
Draa2oon: *Wizard*
Am wizard man
If you want tips on how to get more damage on hypixel skyblock
th-cam.com/video/T_EwiJH5dT4/w-d-xo.html
This really is the experience of every disillusioned Skyblock player that doesn't want to do the same hour of content for 500 hours
What? You *DON’T* want to spend 21 days playing Minecraft? What a weirdo. I’ll be right back, I have to go back to Minecraft and finish my mob farm I’ve been building for 473 years straight
Only 500 hours!? Those are rookie numbers.
@@Jason-re4dw only 500 hours a second? Intermediate numbers
If you want tips on how to get more damage on hypixel skyblock
th-cam.com/video/T_EwiJH5dT4/w-d-xo.html
“DRA2OON DOES SWEAR”
“DRA2OON COME OUT AND HELP ME”lmao
he will become the greatest wizard, just give him 3-5 business days!
he'll do it as soon as they update the wizard portal
Hopefully
@@quacklord7411 Just keep electing Barry and it'll happen
Its been 3-5 business days already smh
pfft just use magc to turn yourself into the greatest mage ever.
Smart
His brain is too big
magc
True
Bro I use mgc
Dragoon: I am the Greatest mage in skyblock!
[Mayor] Technoblade: hold my rising sun set
I feel like this is going to be an ongoing series.
These jokes are gold, but with all the grinding and editing, hopefully your mental health is alright.
Hi, I’m the guy that recommended the intro song (Dance of the Marionettes), thanks for using it!
-txtp
(message at 8:48)
This guy has mastered the technique of just having enough jokes and not overusing them.
Dragoon "I pulled a rabbit out of another rabbit"
Me : isn't that called a c section
Dragoon is the hypixel boss. No, more like a hypixel GOD
Loool
He IS hypixel
Dragoon, you can't hide your inner Jace Beleren.
I know you used one of the best magic cards in existence as the background.
you can't hide it.
i'm coming for you.
JtMS is kinda meh compared to all the stuff coming out of the FIRE design recently.
@@aryabiss9445 yeah it’s not even played in modern anymore
@@aryabiss9445 wdym, there is so much value in that one card!
@@BarginsGalore wdym, play jace, hold up solitude/subtlety and ur pretty much good. And why tf am i talking about magic on a minecraft video
*the entire team* : solving complicated puzzles, memorizing secrets, uncovering the beforehand memorized secrets, fighting deadly monsters, dragons and shadow assasins, exploring dungeons
dragoon: *THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST PARKOUR JUMP OF MY CAREER* **fails**
If dragoon became admin, he would probably make an American military update. or drug update. maybe both.
3:30 thanks for the subtitles I really needed that
I liked this video because of the subtitles making it easier to watch, the humour, and your personality. It’s not perfect, but if you want to make it perfect, add Frank Walker from National Tiles
no... you did not steal my crackers!!!!! that's where they are
Pulling a rabbit out of another rabbit is called birth.
When he kept saying "java editor switch" i was laughing so much and my brother was very confused.
Barry the Mayor thought him some tricks for him to become the best Mage.
I'm sure even without watching the video that this is a tutorial disguised as a normal video but it's actually a tutorial. Worship space Jesus now
“I pulled a rabbit out of another rabbit” is my favourite line of the whole thing
if u truly want to become the ultimate mage, you need the popes hat. it gives +10000000000000000 intelligence
did this get added in the new update i mean it isnt heroin but good enought
@@Pitey_ no the popes hat irl. he needs to steal it
@@unst0ppable_201 i wonder if he gets the world record
@@Pitey_ stealing popes hat any%
i hope he uses the craked map he made
The teleport pad is actually really easy. After the first pad, keep entering the pad diagonal from the pad you came out of.
its TIME CONSUMING and dragoon hates time consuming shi- I DONT SWEAR
You have inspired me to use magc instead of swearing
pog and happy thanksgiving dragoon!
I remember you taking my cheese and crackers Dragoon and I still don’t forgive you
“I pulled a rabbit out of a rabbit”
Woah calm down there bud
this man has channeled the true power of magc
this dude just made a video doing random shit for 10 minutes and i watched the whole thing
this feels like a fever dream in the positive way
Omg the Soulless 4 reference at 5:40 lol 😂
After failing for 100 years, dragoon now has intelligence
this is a fucking quote
Has anyone heard of Dragoon? His name is like a dragon and a goon. But legends say that he is an upside down smiley face... Damnit I have always thought he is a Wizard
Isn’t that the guy who copies dra2oon?
@@felineharmonys yeah I think so
so nice of you answering the man, out of pure kindness
You finally found the dungeons lobby!
0:05 so you interrupted 2 rabbits ‘getting to know’ each other
Dragoon I feel like your favorite piece of music is "Thunder and Blazes: Entry March of the Gladiators"
Techno in the Dante era: not even close baby
You know that it's a good video because as soon as it starts the man says he pulled a rabbit out of another rabbit
Using Jace, the Mindsculpter for the thumbnail. I approve.
You play magic the gathering too?
@@KapalaMTG You bet! For the past 7-9 years of my life!
So happy to see so many mtg fans
What I learn after watching this video : *The greatest parkour jump of Dragoon’s career*
I am loving this "I do not swear" joke!
dragoon: so much manas
FoT: 10-11 shots use up all ur manas
When he failed the parkour i legit got a TH-cam shorts ad of ksi laughing
bro listened to himself instead of other people
Sometimes I forget just how great this channel is!
these are the only skyblock videos i like to watch because they are so relatable
The best wizard will only be shown in 3-5 business days
answering the last question: too cold, fight me.
the ending is a trick question, it is GREEN
dragoon is now the dark lord,watch out harry
Nice mini YTP.
"The next time won't know if someone smiles genuine, it's not. They don't like you."
this is the first video that actually told me how to do the blaze puzzle
Interesting skin it stares back at me and I feel it looking at ever mistake I have made
This man is a true gamer using guitar hero sounds
Too cold. Just get a blanket, electricity saved
I pulled a rabbit out of a rabbit" -Dragoon 2021
Dragoon is losing his mind and I love it
Wow. Not 30 seconds and your already referencing your last video.
Okay, that actually was pretty funny. I noticed the smiley in the captions.
Sometimes I feel like it's a little kid imagining all of this but that's such a good imagination.
The power of magc can make any dragoon video epic
Dragoon man of culture just from the thumbnail
I love that u used Jace the Mindsculptor as your Thumbnail xd
This is the classic deranged Skyblock sweat that Dragoon talked about in his "Hypixel stereotypes"
With that inteligence he can finally understand math
Night at the museum was a great movie.
Certified banger vid
"I pulled a rabbit out of another rabbit"
..Well that's just called birth
1:07... we will never talk about the voice here EVER
Downloading the dungeon guide mod made me addicted to dungeons because I actually have something to do.
Wait a minute, that’s Jace the Mind Sculptor on the thumb nail!
This video triggered my fight or flight instinct.
Dragoon can finally understand Rick & Morty! /ooc
people who teaach them selves how to play skyblock: meh
people who use a tutorial: meh
people who use dragoon videos as a tutorial: goat
too cold, i hate burning my mouth
im going to eat dragon like the neighbor's housecat last week
Anyone one else notice that he answered the one guys question. He asked how sky block defies space and time and dragoon answered it at the end.
Yeah
Wait I have been watching this guy for about 2 years and just realised his smile is upside down.
dragoon narrates like the ppl whp make those pirated videos on tiktok
The 6:54 video edit completely liked me.
You're not a human anymore you're a god
finally a HYPIXEL skyblock video. ive beenn waiting
Dragoon magic is so good that he even went to the past to be sure he had the right clips, as you can see at like 7:10
is it just me, or is dragoon becoming more human?
perhaps he's evolving...
Like mark zukerburg. (I got no idea how you spell it)
No matter what I watch, I instantly switch to your video if it's on
I Didn't Know Magc Will Make a Return In This Video
6:23 1 they’re called lesnack and 2 here in Australia that’s a war crime
YESS A NEW SKYBLOCK VIDEO
you're a wizard, draggy.
Ayy, Jace, The Mind Sculptor
Dragoon indeed isn't a clown that goes on rants about useless things, because he isn't a clown
yay dragoon upload
nice skin dragoon!
i was not expecting more then one guitar hero reference in my Minecraft video
Because eventually your body would go numb and you wouldn't be able to feel anything
0:04 that is birth
0:24 you even captioned a backwards smile
What is happening to you, Dragoon? Someone call this man a therapist