Speedrun to get laid in Fallout 4 (SPEEDRUN EXPLAINED - World Record)
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Speedrun to get laid in Fallout 4 (SPEEDRUN EXPLAINED - World Record)...
In this speedrun of Fallout 4, we race across the wasteland to have a horizontal dance partner shortly after our spouse is taken out. I covered this run in an Anthology video about 11 months ago, but a bit has changed in the run since then. In this video, we take a deep dive into those changes with professionally drawn visual aids.
#Fallout #Fallout4 #Speedrun
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@@skyyzz4316 no yeah its funny
glitch* speedrun record.
whatever you say melon
"Luckily, we can force her to stop by attacking a patron which angers everyone inside" Does every run now have to have the moment where you attack someone so they could finish whatever they are doing faster?
"Hell yeah,My wife is dead! Time to go get laid"
*floats through ceiling*
This is great without context.
Many fishes in the pond.
She's been dead for at least 60 years by this point; even the most conservative grief counsellor would say it's time to move on and find somebody new.
@@gwishart by saying new you mean fresh, I think?
@@unPhine 100% Fresh-never Frozen-beef
Wakes up after 200 years: Yeah I want to clap some cheeks
I mean his wife got killed and his child got kidnapped, so *why not try than finding out later?*
Guy has been blueballed for 200 years, cut em some slack.
@@Murmarine quite literally "Blue balls" them shits was frozen
1k like :D
@@zabadabadoo 1.1k*
“If you hold an object under you, you can climb up walls and shit.” I don’t know why but this specific line broke me
It reminds me of the levitating bucket glitch in Skyrim, maybe that's why lol
More like prop climbing in half life
Noot hell yeah
Yeah it made me giggle and shit a little
@@gamer65688 They use the same engine
Virgins: Write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!
I gotchu
486 likes and 1 comment?
@@Weqct you have created a paradox upon yourself by stating that there was only 1 comment whilst making it 2 comments. Yes
"Hey, you come here often?"
"Uhhhhh....
ESCAPE QUICKSAVE ESCAPE QUICKSAVE."
Singularity guy True virgins know that you press escape really fast
Just gonna watch a MSPaint diagram of speed running instructions while my wife is shot and my baby stolen
this man can get laid in 10 mins but its taken me 19 years and counting. Absolute legend
Well, technically 200 years and 10 minutes.
@@darthplagueis13 210*
You not missing anything trust me
Aye lemme get an update man
Hells Hound still a work in progress ☹️
“CLIVE” for glitch name - Clip Into Vault Elevator
That’s actually not bad
What does the L stand for?
Soviet womble's rock?
He mentioned your “acronym” in his recent video with AGDQ ;)
oh snap I’m famous
After 8 min of complex explanation “so we can use this to skip 5-10 seconds”
>sleeps in a bed for an hour
>Fully healed
>Sleep in a cryopod for 200 years
>Still damaged
Makes sense, Todd.
*starts prewar section*
*Sees baby shawn*
Me: guess I already got laid
*speedrun ends*
Plot-Twist: Shaun was adopted.
it's a speedrun to get laid, not to lose your virginity
@@G1rlyP4ws What a twist. Ouch.
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This guy put more effort into having a new baby then finding his own.
Post-Apocalyptic problems require Post-Apocalyptic solutions.
"We need her to finish her song." *whips out baton*
I love how the wife is just causally walking around while he explains his plans to go out on a sex adventure the moment shes murdered...
"This was a sex% speedrun of Fallout 4, I've been tomatoanus, and I hope you have an above-average day."
Words never meant to be spoken to the unworthy mankind.
You are very proud of that discount code aren't you?
Can you blame him? It's pretty meta
@@WreveAU Nah, I'm glad for it too
I would be
Imagine that conversation.....
*Thank you so much for sponsoring me*
_Hey, it's a mutually beneficial arrangement._
*Yeah. Still...*
_Thank *you*. But we still need to settle on a code for your viewer's discount. We could randomly genera-_
*Anus*
_... not tomate?_
*Anus*
_... fair enough._
@@davemarx7856 I imagine that is much how it went yes
"In order to speak with Magnolia we need her to finish her song."
*pulls out Security Baton with malicious intent*
I laughed for a good minute there, that was too perfect
A speedrun to process your loved one's death: explained.
Wait a tick... that means I'm single again
*Oh behave*
Slap my cheeks and make me cry
Daddy tomate has posted again
He is American. He will kick your ass.
Baltasarmk with a rifle
Eheu! Pater lycopersicum!
rob 998 lmao facts
“Oh shit my baby got stolen.”
*shrug*
“Time to make a new one.”
"In order to speak to Magnolia, we need her to finish her song."
*Brandishes Baton*
Her: Come over 😘 my parents aren’t home
Me:
**brandishes baton**
Imagine if the community put this much effort into actually getting laid.
10 minutes after Nate sees his wife die and bangs another woman
More like 60 years
@@exantiuse497 more like 120 years
@@argonburnspink1441 because simple math apparently doesnt matter
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Congrats on becoming a wallet salesman. Now you’re up with the greats, like Melon.
Melons great except for when he just goes on rants about how women’s suffrage shouldn’t exist
Tomathony Anustano, the internet's speediest music nerd.
You shouldn't be allowed to listen to music if you watch the needle drop.
@@stunningandbased5516 I'd disagree but honestly I can't think of a valid point where you are wrong. Damn...
Nate after 200 years in cryo pod:
Ooga booga
Ooga booga time to get some boota
im gonna do this in real life
ronk lmao
Good luck with the wall clipping
report back
Good luck my man
Could you film the bit with the traffic cone?
"Maxed agility and no endurance when getting laid"
That pretty much describes me
*Wakes up after 200 years of Cryo Sleep*
Nate: I need to clap some ass.
“Horizontal dance partner” I like it
Me: more than 20 years in and nothing
Fallout guy: gets banged within 10 minutes in a post-apocaliptic wasteland
Oh you know imma drop everything when tomatoanus uploads
Joey Johnson Hey there fren
I'm currently attempting this run right now, just without the fallout 4 part.
Will edit when I get a pb
Don't hold your breath
Any updates yet
*Approaches* *baby* *Shaun*
Me: *Starts* *sweating*
I have to say I absolutely love these "Speedrun Explained" videos, great work!!
I like how around 80% of the time is all set pieces, also the fact that cones clips are specifically named vlc clips is pretty amazing
i love the thumbnail!!
Many thanks, I spent awhile making it.
This is the only speed run category that matters
0:33 I haven't seen a good version of wake up since the original wake up copypasta. The fact that he doesn't emphasise it makes it even better than the original wake up.
I feel like the Sole Survivor caused the nuclear fallout just so that he can cheat on his wife without repercussions.
"Within CELLS interlinked"
"You're not even close to baseline"
>sex percent
>less endurance
We really gotta get that fastest time
we have reached the peak of evolution
Wait, I'm in a coma? Actually, that makes a lot of sense.
MrDrCthulhu no fair, I want to be in a coma.
TheLogChannel he didn’t your just dreaming all of this because YOU are in a coma
@@thelogchannel41 because we're all in a coma together
Finally a speedrun I can... Get behind.
I like how this man has broken so many records that he’s just casually like “this was a world record” and never mentions it again
Hey can you show me the front and back of those cards in your wallet
And the security code, thanks :)
thank you for going with the name tomatoanus. it truly is a blessing that we need to take time to appreciate.
Just watched you run Fallout on GDQ. Hands down one of the best runs I've ever seen. Please come back for summer games/2021 games.
This man literally defied the laws of physics, just to get laid, right after his wife died.
Imagine this: you're a Neighbourhood citizen, suddenly you hear a report of a man materializing out of thin air and jumping into radioactive river. A minute later that half-dead madman jumps over the town's wall and rushes full speed to "the third rail". You cautiously follow just to see him hitting a man with a baton so he could a second later flirt with the singer, somehow she falls for it and ready to get her cheeks clapped by this savage she did not know existed 15 seconds ago. Last thing you heard about him is that he challenged her to a one-on-one combat and died.
2-minute legend.
You know the quarantine is getting to you when you go ‘get... laid... that’s not the full game, what do they mean?’
Breaking News: Dying Man In Goodneighbor Assaults Bar Patron, Seduces A Woman, Then Mysteriously Dies The Day After.
Great preparation for imminent world war 3 DLC content playthrough.
I have a Logitech G502 mouse that allows me to unlock the scroll wheel so it can spin freely when I scroll. If I was to use it in a run when I bind escape to scroll wheel is it allowed? Just curious
I actually have a G502 and the free scroll wheel is worse for the scroll strat. If you use the free scroll then you’ll be registering escape inputs so fast that they queue up and will continue to be registered after you stop the scrolling action.
@@tomatoanus oh right that makes sense given the fact the engine is all fps based as opposed to tick. Thanks for letting me know so quickly!
Honestly I don't even like speedrunning, but I love your videos cause you're able to explain things in a serious way while still being able to sprinkle in your jokes. Thanks Anus keep up the good work
Was actually really interesting hearing the COC explanation. Now I finally know why the COC command was used to teleport to locations when I was messing around in Oblivion and Skyrim.
This is what my life is, this speedrun, this is my main goal
Final Pam appreciates that you use glitches she caused.
I still can't get over how inhuman GDQ is when they intentionaly misspell your name as beef.
Tomanus has posted again
Today will not be totally terrible
7:24 angry cat hitting invisible plane
Lol, More like bang the robot speed run, am i right bois
Slap my cheeks and jangle my shakeweight
He uploads again, tomatoanus the great
not even a minute into the video the deadpan coma voice joke got my sub
So the fastest way to get laid upon learning you're about to get nuked is:
1. Sprint away from family to nearest fallout shelter
2. Slip through the safety boundaries to get below ground as fast as possible, splintering your shins and herniating your spine in the fall to save time
3. At your first opportunity, break any laws of man or nature to get to the nearest center of civilization big enough to have performers
4. Find an old seductress musician, and quickly woo her with a display of physical dominance and efficient German flirting
5. Get laid, and face the consequences of taking the fast track to pootang.
Finnally love your videos buddy, been waiting for more. Would love to see you messing Morrowind up abit a few different types of runs.
Now to apply this to real life...
This guy unlocked Lemillion's quirk
Ha now i can use this to fast forward the intro for my 50th playthrough
Just save right before leaving the vault and you can use that save to make a new character every time.
Have you ever been in an institution? Cells.
Do they keep you in a cell? Cells.
When you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little box? Cells.
Interlinked. Interlinked.
When I saw this was a getlaid% and sponsored by Ridge I was thinking something else entirely.
TH-cam is definitely internally screaming on what to do with you lmao.
Cells interlinked within cells interlinked
Within one stem. And, dreadfully distinct
Against the dark, a tall white fountain played.
I think this is like the third time I've watched you explain this run. What a world we live in
Saw your run at GDQ. Super fun and the best run of the event.
I'm genuinely considering becoming a patreon just for fanfic Friday
Fun fact magnolia is a synth meaning that she is genetically your son meaning that Mr. Anus just gave us an insest% speedrun
Man, took me 18 years to complete this run
Instead of swimming across the river I believe it’s faster to go into third person and look up and jump out of the water while sprinting
I can't wait for a from now to where the escape clip will be necessary
When exiting the vault: I don't know who I am, all I know is that I must Fucc
This explanation seems highly sophisticated for just being a video about getting laid in the least amount of time
**wife dies**
sole survivor: *"oh no, anyway"*
Ive never seen a single FO4 speedrun but I enjoyed this and learned a lot
random guy phases through vault elevator, walks right through gate unbothered
vault security guard: “up the stairs”
Holy shit, I make "Serpentine!" references all the time and no one I know has ever gotten them, so hearing someone else make one is pretty great.
vlc clipping - that's a good name.
LOSING MY VIRGINITY IN FALLOUT 4 (NOT CLICK BAIT) (GONE WRONG)
ignoring the fact that you already had a baby
I love the division of splits in the run, makes me laugh so hard
I speedran this IRL by driving 20 minutes north to detroit and paying $5 outside a greenlight gas station
You save time by using a glitch I discovered called "Sleeping Sister". I'm currently no. 1 with a time of 17.36 seconds.
Anthony, youre not fooling anyone with this new persona "tomatoanus" we know it's you because of the ridge sponsorship
im not melon i swear
12:38 that doesn't seem like the type of outfit you could concealed carry a weapon in. So the question is: where does she pull that pistol from?
You say you're tomatoanus but you'll always be air bud to me
question: does the gender of the protagonist matter in this run?
No, you can get with any gender as any gender :)
Eidoteid i know that, but in the typical any%, nate is used because he talks faster; i was asking if it’s the same case in this, intro-only run. thank you anyways, though.
@Orwell Jones Laeddis crap. I won't get laid then?
@Mr Lime
you don’t have an asshole sir??
And now we see a possible downside (or perhaps an upside) to your username when it comes to sponsorships. XD On the other hand, nice speedrun! I like how you take a moment during the quieter "I can't do anything anyways sooo" parts to explain some of the glitches you use -- it's interesting stuff!
TH-cam had you blocked for some reason today was the first day in two months i could look at this channel. Fuck youtube
That low health makes me nervous...