When Breath of the Wild Speedrunning Gets WEIRD
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 เม.ย. 2020
- Did you know you could do this in Breath of the Wild? Did you know you could speedrun it?
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Did you know you could do this in Breath of the Wild? Did you also know I have a Discord? (discord.gg/pYNzF3g)
Fortunately, yes
Yep
Nop
No, yeah
Love your content
“I watched your entire journey link.”
"Nice c*ck."
@@nullpoint3346 lmao
Quinton Craig r/cursedcomments
Lmfao
“Hey, nice cock. I’d give it aaaaan 8.5 outa ten.
You can tell they didn't sleep because Link still only has 1/2 heart.
maybe he just likes it rough
Maybe it was trash and link didn’t finish
Link was just too weakened after that “sleep”
@@dorbacal hmmm
Underrated comment alert
Ganon: "Tell me, who has slain the hero of the wild in my name? Who is this fine warrior?"
"Umm... A normal random horse, my lord..."
@MiloneMysteries It becomes Ganondorf's new steed.
@@DaSheepKiller Giant horse who?
@MiloneMysteries assistant to the regional manager
@@vexced8753 lol
"When I got promoted, there were plenty of NEIGH-sayers, but this organization has seen STABLE growth ever since I took up the REIGNS."
reminder that impa and link were friends before the calamity... so that means in getlaid% is a speedrun to hook up with his friends granddaughter
shhhh, no one can know
Yes they were but age of calamity isn't Canon so the events you see in age of calamity do not apply to link or impa at all.
@@NobaraGamezzz they didnt have the egguardian, its still possible that they were friends. I'd say almost everything in age of calamity is canon before the time travel happens beside the fact that both eggs speeded up the process.
@@NobaraGamezzz they still knew each other in the botw timeline
Fun Fact : Paya is actually in her 20s
Did you know that there is another reference in that quest? Durring the quest, Link can talk to the clothes shopkeeper, and one of the dialogue options is, "Nighttime activities?" And if you choose that option, the NPC replies, "it is none of your business what I do at night, *get a new pick-up line*
I don't know what possessed Nintendo to put that in, but it had me laughing
That's spoken by the character who basically hits on you when you first walk into the village, so I guess it's reasonable that she'd expect that. She's just surly during the quest because you track her to find out if she's a criminal and actually find out that she's going to the grave of her old boyfriend every night.
In Links Awakening the old gameboy version, in the german translation if you throw the dust on one of the elctroshock blobs you get a line akin to "Give me your juice i'll give you mine" and "Never without condom".
How do you get that??? Do you need to talk to her at night???
@@CallaLily69 no, there is a side quest in kakariko village that requires you to find who took the sheika heirloom, one of the suspects is the clothes shopkeeper talk to her after you sleep (in the same room) with Paya and you should see the dialogue
Continuing the theme, "Dammit" is said at least once in Breath of the Wild.
PointCrow normally: messes up. PointCrow when he’s doing get laid percent: best run ever
Sirmeowser chad%
Guess he really wanted to get laid
The man's got his priorities straight
I want to like this comment but I don't want to ruin the 666 likes
Sounds like a guy with his priorities in order.
Imagine waking Link up from a 100 year coma jus for him to get laid as fast as possible
100 years we’ll spent
I mean you ever bust after november? I cant IMAGINE what its like after 100 years. Hes gonna go back into the coma 😆
Relatable.
Not rusty in the slightest
Link POV:
Ah, I'm finally awake! Now, WHO WANTS TO F ME
I love how his fastest time on great plateau is on the run where he’s trying to get laid
Ohhh so when people tell me to go get a life and get laid, they mean I need to learn how to SPEEDRUN. Wow, that makes so much more sense, thank you very much, Point Crow! :)
@@refrigeratorclub4212 That's kinda a teensy bit rude.
Hey I know you
@@refrigeratorclub4212 I am not Asian.
@@refrigeratorclub4212 goose have simple goal
Goose cause chaos
That is all
@@thevioletbee5879 ok sir
I think my favorite moment out of all of this is when the horse handed eric a fat F
Homie got K.Oed by a damn horse
Imagine that happening in an any% run
The horse is from Wisconsin
Look at your likes
666 likes... it would be a shame... if something were to... happen
Crow: “I love that BTB, it’s so SPEEDY!”
Game: *Is running at 0 FPS*
Smallant definitely has me thinking 'BTB' stands for 'Bounce That Boy' before remembering what it actually means
Wait, it doesnt mean bounce that boy...
@@kale_salad it means "bullet time bounce" but it's "bounce that boy" we all know that
“WE BOUNCE THAT BOI!!”
Also I actually have no idea why Boomy Zoomy still isn't the accepted technical term for a wind bomb
It doesn't mean that??? What does it mean???
Run aside, I think it would've been fun to actually get to protect Paya instead of a time skip.
Yeah I was looking forward to it
Would it have something to do with certain high temperature caffeine-containing beverage?
ikr
@@4Roman204 There's a reference I haven't heard in a while
yea....protect....
Now I'm imagining Zelda checking in to see what's taking him so long.
Calamity Ganon: *waiting in the castle to defeat Link*
Link: F*cking yeets himself back and forth across the sky
7:31
" *gasp* PAYA! Hello!"
"Eugh"
ÆUGH
Jo ÆUGH 🐠 🔪
Jayce Lassa The Umbrella God 🐠🥕🔪 *ÆUGH*
Sir Pineapple that’s her moaning at links abs
ÆuGH
that pokemon story explains so much as to where crow got his patience from
It's bullshit you can't control pokemon over level 20 without the rock gym badge.
Subri Maybe his Pokémon just didn't obey him he can still hit but other turns the Pokémon doesn't respawn or it's like sword and shield were you can level your starter lvl100 and it will still obey you idk look it up
@@austinjohn2879 I'm just saying it would be unlikely he'd get to level 50
@Subri Subrika The obedience mechanic only applies to "outsider Pokemon," which are Pokemon you get from trades or events. Your starter Pokemon and any Pokemon you catch will always obey you regardless of level. It's a mechanic to prevent players from trading in a high-level Pokemon from another game and easily beating the game (even though the games aren't that hard to begin with). What specifically defines an outsider Pokemon in FR and LG is any Pokemon with a Trainer ID, Secret Trainer ID, or Original Trainer name that does not match the player's.
The Pokémon story is shit and it makes me really wonder why he even told that story.. what does he gain from telling a lie, unless he thinks we are all stupid..
7:28 thought it said "current location: Simp"
But is it much different though?
The way she acts less timid and scared around Link, and the way she looks at Link after the fact 100% proves they slept together.
Is this like a joke for the video or do you like actually mean this?
@@ReadilyAvailibleChomper it was a joke in bad taste, we all know link doesn't have anything under the hood.
To be fair, the way she looks back at him while walking away gives me “See you next time babe~” vibes
I love how he did the whole get laid run without clothes, and he didn’t even mention that till the end
500 likes and no comments! Ima change that
When I heared the title I thought the objective would be getting to that massage brothel in Gerudo town. Little later I thought of the rapy fairies. There are quite some ways to get laied in this game.
Belinda Uhl which brothel?
@@mariliaishida1680 the inn
@@goggles8691 Right. In many inns you can get some special kind of bed. The one in Gerudo town has a "special spa treatment" with vers ... interesting ... sounds in the cutscene.
Nah that's not a brothel. She just finds out Link's little secret.
@@BJGvideos it can't include looking at link's penis while also not being a brothel
Zelda: "I watched your entire journey link"
Link: "Entire journey?"
I mean, she never told him to stop
I thought of a fun speed run idea I’d love to see: The road well traveled run
Rules are once you leave the great plateau you can not leave or run off a road. If you slightly go off but immediately get back on (such as if on a horse it naturally runs slightly off trail but you pull it back on the road) than you’re fine. But going off trail intentionally isn’t allowed
Roads in towns and buildings connected to roads are fine
Goal: the run ends when link has walk over every road on the map. Side paths and towns included. (Can use hero path to see where he hasn’t gone to yet)
I’d image finding a horse and surviving some areas would be very hard since you can not leave roads for any reason after leaving the plateau and I think it be a fun one to see
ohh actually that's really cool
@@krakenoutofwater right? Perhaps it could end with following the road to Ganon and beating the game. Be hard cause you have to find gear off the side of the road. Perhaps say 10meters off road is your limit for the challenge
@@jonahbutterfield5792 yeah yeah good point
minor sidenote: after a certain amount of walking, heros path deletes older steps to clear storage for new steps, so you might not know what all youve actually covered
@@MrGuy-xq5uv If it does it after such a long time this challenge wouldn’t be enough. My main game still shows my first steps in game and I’ve almost covered every inch of the map.
This whole video is able to make the joke
Gf: Come over babe
Bf: I cant
Gf: I'm home alone
Bf: the whole video
My friend you are legend
@@michaeljames6737 thanks
janco random nice Jotaro 👍
It's more like
Gf: Come over babe
Bf: I cant I just got alive again
Gf: Someone stole my grandma's ball
Bf: video
@@EatAnOctorok wow so funny the "joke"you described it legit the game very cool
i love how after you do that quest she stares at links crotch when hes not wearing pants
8 months ago you made this comment, you have 169 likes. ur a legend.
@@kimster69 10 months ago he made this comment. He has 216 likes.
@@carole2132 Look
at when I made that comment. smh
369 likes... Nice.
@@kimster69 9 months ago you made this post and you have 5 likes. You're a legend.
With how many times he said “this is the fastest I’ve ever done this part” it’s clear that he is motivated as we all should be
You know, I never thought of this scene implying sex.
I would agree but I played this before I got the "birds and the bees" talk
You're to innocent for this place
Dida Garcia lol I go to a public school in the U.S. and lets just say that everyone there is as innocent as El Chapo
@@labbim7399 I was talking about the other guy but yeah...
@@diiida definitely not. I just don't think this scene is referring to sex.
Zelda: "Why did it take you so long? I could have died while fighting off Ganon."
Link: "I know. I could have been even faster if Hyrule didn't stop to freaking load every 5 seconds."
Zelda: *YOU WHAT?!*
@@JugularJohn but wouldn't she know? After all she *saw his entire journey*
@@Tunic_L: "Wait... Did you see, _everything?"_
Z: "...Maybe."
****Later, telepathically ****
Z: "I didn't tell you to _stop."_
Link: I needed to... Train my hammer.... Combat... Skills.. First.
Zelda:... I literally saw you the entire time.
Link: oh shit, uhhh, no witnesses!
(shoots Zelda with a bomb arrow)
@@Kevin-jb2pv Wait, was she into it as much as he was?
I thought get laid % would be sleeping in a water bed at Zora’s domain or getting a massage in gerudo town
Sleeping in a water bed? *there are only children in there you sick fu-*
Or getting a massage in Goron city 😏
@@dexterityisbetterthanstren8961 or the Rito-Down bed in Rito Village
Or getting smooched by da fairy on the 3rd upgrade xD
@@dexterityisbetterthanstren8961 that that scares me more than ganon
Paya: Please hurry inside.
PointCrow:
Link: instructions unclear, just slept with paya.
Impa:... What.
Link: instructions unclear, just slept with paya.
Impa:... What.
17:32 Link, Paya is afraid, ClAp ThEm ChEeKs
Paya lost it on purpose for link's Master Sword.
I beg you, shut the fuck up
They should make a get laid side quest in BOTW 2 or DLC.
@@onelovelylilidiot4959 laidguage please
Christopher Ochoa
What are you gonna do? Sue me?
@@onelovelylilidiot4959 Yes we will, I'm tracking you down as I type this. Be afraid.
I cannot stop laughing at the horse kicking you oh my god
“And ‘protect her’”
*moves head weirdly
“Protect her”
8:10 Imagine purah just seeing link glide all the way down there so fast
Before quarantine my friend came over and said hey I’ve been watching this really cute nerd speed run BOTW and I was like oh show me and we discovered we have both been watching you for months together without knowing .
@@OrbitalGambit my man. what are you on about lmaoooo
@@doodadsdandy im on meth give me a break ok 😫
@@OrbitalGambit are you ok? Something’s a little off here
@@OrbitalGambit lmao newbie
@@OrbitalGambit virgin
You should make merch that says "Thats Speedy!" I would buy that
Omg same
We also desperately need a "Guess we're walkin'!" shirt.
I agree with this statement
Let's go!!!
First try!
Even though I’ve never tried it, I’ll defend the celery/salsa thing. It’s literally a vegetable covered in another vegetable. I don’t see how that’s gross.
Not liking bagels/cream cheese is inexcusable though.
Cause celery tastes like dogshit
I don’t like cream cheese
A vegetable and a fruit actually
It is beacuse celery tastes horrible
“Thanks for staying by my side even though you’re on the brink of death.”
11:54 I like how no one realized that his twitch chat was dissing youtube chat
A B no I didn’t even know who Pointcrow was before this video
Pot calling the kettle black.
"TH-cam is kinda gay"
Say goodbye to 69 likes.
@@clarelay5032 you monster
5:03 I love how Eric looked up at one of his monitors as the old man paraglides down ahaha
I would love to see the clip of you actually finding out the old man is king rhoam for the first time 😂😂
7:30 Pointcrow: PAYA! HELLO!
Also Pointcrow: Bumps straight into Paya.
Crow: Does a trick for the first time.
Chat: *sleep*
Crow: I don't like bagels.
Chat: WHATl, WTF, YOU HAVE SINNED, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Never change twitch chat, never change.
I bet 100 years ago link never thought he’d be doing this
Hey, his nut has been swimming in his balls for 100 years, it's like a 100 year long No nut November.
He was planning it all in his comma. He never lost his memories He just pretended to make his plan easier
Imagine being zelda and seeing link slowly wake up to pick up the sheikah slate, clip through a wall, literally beat the shrines in seconds, to obtain the paraglider to then get laid with another girl
This video is the definition of the "when she say's she's home alone" meme.
6:41 Ganon horse confirmed.
This was a funny stream 10/10 streamer would moderate for him again
hehe
He doesn’t like bagels. Can you ban him?
Normal players:Link and Zelda are in Love
PointCrow fans:hold my heirloom
The fairy quoting Homer Simpson: "It's not leaking, ..." --- "...it's OVERFLOWING!!!"
Paya gave link that top tier 🧠 it refilled his hearts and bought em right back down to half
I invite you to shut the fuck up
@@thefederalrepublicoferusea3900 LOL
“Wisconsin is the worst state”. I live in Florida and can tell you this is false
Atleast Florida isn't as bad as California
Xavier Rodriguez I’ve never lived in California but frim what I understand, that’s a valid statement
Heyyy Florida friends
Oof I've lived in both of those states.
Love me with all of my heart though!
Indiana exists.
5:21 WHAT IT'S
IT'S ACTUALY THE KING OF HYRULE ??? OMG LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO
Its funny is how theirs one reference in the journal of various worries in the corner, were the “lonely arrow girl” wished link would come by and, “nock an arrow for her” cuz its been WAAAY too long.
And paya got him first.
This is what happens if you stare at paint, you get scarred from the things you see
Wow, animal crossing looks different
Emily Keating LMAO
It's link awakening, are you dumb
Animal crossing?
I thought its minecraft
Thought it was doom eternal
Thought this was Persona 2 Electric Boogaloo...
10:47 WHEN I SAY MY JAW DROPPED-
From a movie called Dogma:
"Were they sent to hell?"
"Worse... Wisconsin!"
Funny how fast his run was going when the reward was getting laid kek
After hearing that he dislikes cream cheese and bagels, I can never look at him the same way again.
And says chunky peanut butter is better than smooth peanut butter
I love how sleeping with a girl takes longer than defeating an ancient king of evil who put in danger a whole civilization
5:47 I love seeing him mad, best clip.
We're all waiting patiently for the $1000 for the most (un)wholesome Zelda speedrin competition
I feel like the armor upgrades should've been included in the get laid %. I mean some of those cutscenes are... Intense. Lmao
That would take forever and not be enjoyable
I wish this had taken 19 more seconds, so he could've completed it in 69 minutes.
That pokemon fire red story was absolute gold. Also how do you talk to chat AND speedrun the game at the same time? You're a multitasking god lmao.
(current) profile name: a human
(current) profile picture: a zora
Hmmmm, thats not right.
6:42 horse said you aint getting laid today lol
I love that video games allow you to do things that you could never accomplish in real life.
You know it’s a real pointcrow speedrun if he forgets to do the shrine
The second most pleasant speedrun in the community
whats the first
@@kilometerbob2662 the dog percent maybe i guess?
i dont really know something else that everyone
considers pleasant
@@kilometerbob2662 Good boi percent for sure
@@kilometerbob2662 Dog percent
Dog wit da butter on him%
*now I know what link does when he’s on a sugar rush*
Botw Link リンク yep. You heard that.
;-;
Botw Link リンク Suuurrreeee
Botw Link リンク *well I Mean, you’re lucky that you actually did crap than me getting stiff joints Keeping Ganon sealed.*
You should try dropping the bookshelf into death mountain someday, it's hard but I almost did it once.
Zelda watching her crush sleep with another girl before she can confess: *visible depression*
Bro 🤣
@Isabelle Ivask You're forgetting about the girl from Twilight Princess who loses her memory...
Yes, I don't like Link x Zelda.
speedrun to farlands minecraft
Some of y'all never going to complete that speedrun
Цветелина Цветанова get back into the kitchen
*laughs in asexual*
hell yea
The way he said, "The power, it's overflowing!" just sounded so wrong ngl.
First speedrunner I've ever seen whose ego isn't completely blown out of proportion, and doesn't look like they're dying inside, and actually funny! What a glorious day
"we did it with link without clothes" i wish i could've saw what link did without crow getting demonitized
I was eating a bagel when you said you don’t like them
And I was eating smooth peanut butter when he said chunky peanut butter is better
8:55
“say cheese!!~”
aww
10:54
Eric: *says he doesn't like bagels and cream cheese sucks*
Me: *suddenly has a British accent* You monster
"I don't like bagels they're just bread" yeah well maybe because you are missing the key ingredient!!!
@Alexander Valdez cream cheese
@@rambro654m8 Oh i thought u meant the hole lol
Jeez, what do people do to think of new speedruns.... zelda sure aint happy after this
crow is the only reason i remember how to pronounce king bosphoramus hyrule. i get reminded every botw video
My favorite part was when he he said "Paya! Hello." and she went 'Ungh'
6:42 is the funniest thing I've ever seen in botw lol
Next video: beating botw without turning on my switch
*insert Lenny face cuz I can’t type it so the is the best I can do*
Bro after he got the BTB on the blue bokoblin I accidentally bounced all the way to to 15 minutes and literally thought I traveled in time.
You know Link didn't sleep because his health didn't go up.
He just got beat by paya too hard for his health to go up.
He was too busy *sleeping* to actually sleep...you know...
CREAM CHEESE IS THE BEST CHEESE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUTTT.
I literally eat cream cheese on its own without anything else it’s so good.
WHAT THE FUCK YOU DONT LIKE BAGELS EITHER!!!!! BRUH WHATTT WHAT GOES ON W YOUR TASTE BUDS
lotus bro I love bagels
Cream cheese is good but i would eat it by itself that’s sickening
I'm more of a "stand-alone white cheddar" person myself, but cream cheese on bagels is fucking awesome.
Nasty
Speed run idea: TRON Lightbike Challenge: can you beat the game without ever crossing your own path as shown by the Hero's path? And if that's too easy, can you beat the divine beats? How many shrines can you beat? For extra bragging points, no teleporting (except the stuff that happens automatically in cutscenes). You have to walk or ride everywhere.
jonnyducker Like the game snake?
@Terminal : Sure, like snake with an infinitely long tail. That might be a more recognizable comparison than TRON.
You could never go to the same place twice then.
No one:
Botw speedrunners: that was SPEEEDY!
BotW follows the story of a shirtless hylian and his quest to get laid.
8:50 that was so wholesome aw
Chat when he leaves: Father don’t go. please
When u see that one chat message that says “Sidon is hot? Have you guys not seen Daruk??” LOL
I'm pretty sure anytime you do laid percentage, it's a speedrun.
Smooth peanut butter is superior to chunky peanut butter and thats a fact
You seem like the kind of person that pronounces gif like jif
amen
Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!😤
Landon Schelker maybe because it is
@@tave4477 it is not. Stop trolling.