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" I did just that , as I do everything you tell me to ; as I consume all the shit you put on my plate , I like being that kind of hipster , I even fast as a method of watching your " army - of - hipsters " cathalyst reviews - I like the fact you shit what we feed you by worshipping your shallowness and idiotic musical tastes pretending to know a lot about everything when in fact you know everything about nothing ... well , in spite of all this the part at 07:49 still vaguely reminded me of why I love you so . "
Every once in a while I have to get my fix of this spoken word masterpiece. The first time it was repulsive, the second a little amusing. The third time I realized Gira is a supreme comedic genius.
I feel like this has inspired me to be a better person. This poem has given me a model of the worst possible person and I strive to be different from him in every way.
Listen to this, and Sewer Election's "Kassettmusik" at the same time. It's a sick, twisted quiet ambient noise release, and it fit almost perfectly to this. Just keep it at 50 - 75% volume so you can still hear Gira speak.
But for real, this seems, at least in part, a comment on people who worship authority The details are pretty elaborate, and really makes you feel inside this characters mind, the way his thoughts mix with the description really help But some parts are too over the top, I even laughed sometimes because of how ridiculous some lines were Also, scrotie mcboogerballs
Clever way to promote the record, but this should be equally true of just about any noise or ambient release that doesn't include vocals that would get in the way of Gira's narration. It's a neat trick, but I don't quite understand the upvotes.
offputting and poetically sickening. i got here because of lydia lunch, but this is very interesting and viscerally gross in its own right. really paints a disturbing picture of abuse and self-hatred. painful to listen to.
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"ayy pass the aux cord"
😂😂😂
when you hear a song that reminds you of her
Make sure you listen to this on an empty stomach...
how did i know i'd find you here.
Elijah Andrews the internet's busiest youtube commenter.
I'm listening to this after eating a large bowl of oatmeal.
Nice to see that Melon was here.
" I did just that , as I do everything you tell me to ; as I consume all the shit you put on my plate , I like being that kind of hipster , I even fast as a method of watching your " army - of - hipsters " cathalyst reviews - I like the fact you shit what we feed you by worshipping your shallowness and idiotic musical tastes pretending to know a lot about everything when in fact you know everything about nothing ... well , in spite of all this the part at 07:49 still vaguely reminded me of why I love you so . "
"I fall down like a sack of rotting gelatin" is such a great simile
I chatspammed this on TF2 and five people left. For some reason I was never kicked.
your admin was cultured
lmaooo
Every once in a while I have to get my fix of this spoken word masterpiece. The first time it was repulsive, the second a little amusing. The third time I realized Gira is a supreme comedic genius.
i thought this was edgy comment until i got to my third listen
I feel like this has inspired me to be a better person. This poem has given me a model of the worst possible person and I strive to be different from him in every way.
My favourite part is when he starts over
Dr. Aisaitl “Start over... I kick him in the balls...” 😂
It hurts, but I do it for Mister Smothers.
Mr. Smothers is love. Mr. Smothers is life.
*I feel good. I like to feel good.*
I FEEL FANTASTIC hey hey hey hey
Yeah I feel fine
And I've waited far too long
that's a quote for the ages
I hope it gives you some joy and pleasure.
It’s an unknown pleasure
I feel somehow magnetically attracted to michael gira’s well-written weirdo poetry
The Consumer is a fantastic book. Somehow the morbidity turns into a prayer. Great work.
Jesus, he goes into detail
me reciting this over the phone to my bff will be my present to the world
Listen to this, and Sewer Election's "Kassettmusik" at the same time. It's a sick, twisted quiet ambient noise release, and it fit almost perfectly to this. Just keep it at 50 - 75% volume so you can still hear Gira speak.
jesus fucking christ this is amazing
I used to listen to this endlessly on reapeat while stairing at the fan on the roof when i was depressed
I use this as asmr
I love how detailed and well written his stories are while his lyrics are simple sentences
Quarantine mood: I aM DiSgUsTiNg, I wOrShIp iT
They masturbate to Faucis picture
I'm barely a minute in. This is the same man who wrote We Are Him.
You listened to this and odds are someone heard you listening to this.
I wonder if when Michael Gira was writing this he thought.. hmm, maybe I should keep this to myself. Nah, fuck it..
“Mr. Smothers sure does sound like one heck of a jerk!!!! “ - Norm Macdonald
GOOD ONE norm,..... always at it with the classic jOKEs
I like to listen to this every once and awhile for shits and giggles
i listen to it for the shits and gaggles
@@EASFromTheWest good joke buddy
I feel so rejuvenated after listening to this.
This was amazing. I loved this, it fascinated me. The psyche and mind of this character is so detailed and Gira had my full attention at every line.
This brings me some montage of heck vibes with those strange stories Cobain wrote
You see through me
I need to hear this narrated by David Attenborough! 😏
what a euphoric listening experience that would be
Jeff Mangum's inspriation
But for real, this seems, at least in part, a comment on people who worship authority
The details are pretty elaborate, and really makes you feel inside this characters mind, the way his thoughts mix with the description really help
But some parts are too over the top, I even laughed sometimes because of how ridiculous some lines were
Also, scrotie mcboogerballs
I do it all for Mr. Smothers UwU
Sigma male grindset
He is perfect. Michael Gira.
Perfect. If anyone can find any other readings from The Consumer I will love you forever.
This is what having Pure O Obsessive Compulsive Disorder is like.
Michael should do an Audiobook...I'd listen to it haha
he did, its called the egg, he wrote it as well
cry everytime
dandelion hands could never LMAO
Happy Valentines day
I need this on vinyl!
trolled some mfs on gang beasts. they responded and added me to a group chat. I started playing this and they got so fuckin scared lmao
literally just scrotie mcboogerballs
Bruh towards the end my stomach tied itself in a gigantic knot
The Knot?
I hate how soothing his voice can sound sometimes.
inspiring
this should be an asmr
...At least he got what he wanted in the end?
Those first two minutes
Wow literally me
this is patrician asmr
true, i actually almost fell asleep to this.
Binge drinking
does someone have the lyrics for this? Thanks!
Word
Read the whole book. Fuckin glorious.
DungeonMaster what book?
what book
@@youtub-fj8mu M. Gira - The Consumer
@@yggptt839 thanks
Wait I replied this????? Wtf this is my first time listening to it
holy fuck
Bruh
This feels like a Larry Clark movie
Lyrics?
7:49
20:41
Sir, this is a Wendy's
Thanks so much for posting!
Consoom and Coom
Repulsive, yet intriguing.
Bleach.......... I NEEEEED IT
Mmmm lovely
Butters wrote this
Oh dear.
I do, yes.
parabéns ae mano, mt foda
KKKKKKK um br
Kkkkkkkk carniceiro
ksksksksks
Que cara bizonho
The Aristocrats
MT bom mano, parabéns ae
Qq vc ta fazendo aqui
@@al3xi4S2e você?
@@5pmt-rm9js q-p’
oh 😁😁😁😁
😂 my favorite story lolol 🤣
Mood
Reminds me of the tale of scrotie mcboogerballs 🤣
It's like I'm milking a little cow 🐮 - this is meant to be funny right? RIGHT?!
Curti
>Lukioos
10:56 he said doodie 😂
aww :D is it Giras own lyrics
?
Bars ngl
bro
“What is this?” Planet earth
Too close to home
Im too stupid to see if there is any deep meaning behind this or if this is just nothing but depravity from his mind.
Both
Clever way to promote the record, but this should be equally true of just about any noise or ambient release that doesn't include vocals that would get in the way of Gira's narration. It's a neat trick, but I don't quite understand the upvotes.
Mike Cottrell theme song
cptsd asmr
jesus christ
do you have the book. ? then we can talk more
Alguem conhece mais livros assim? Num pique mais "entrando na cabeça de um maluco" kkk
Is this a plot to a horrible hentai?
more like, the best hentai...
The aristocrats!
bruh
I don't get it
what is bro yapping about
offputting and poetically sickening. i got here because of lydia lunch, but this is very interesting and viscerally gross in its own right. really paints a disturbing picture of abuse and self-hatred. painful to listen to.
LMFAO
why bro
Edgy
+zirtapot57 Avatar checks out.
Edgy before edgy was a thing.
Quite
So edgy.