Christian Anime Girl ~ Ghost Stories

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  • Momoko Koigakubo from Ghost Stories spreading the word of Jesus Christ
    DISCLAIMER: Many things said in that video can be offensive towards some groups, religions or ethics. This channel does not support any kind of hateful prejudice. This video is meant sorely for comedic purposes only and not as a political or religious statement.

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  • @MONO-97
    @MONO-97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16142

    Her actress had too much fun with this

    • @MurasaHinotheKigKing
      @MurasaHinotheKigKing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +970

      She probably read the Bible in preparation

    • @SergeantExtreme
      @SergeantExtreme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1138

      @@MurasaHinotheKigKing She's actually an ex-Christian Atheist.

    • @MONO-97
      @MONO-97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +468

      @@SergeantExtreme omg that's perfect....

    • @Kopivm
      @Kopivm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      Lmao she turned Atheist after voicing this

    • @DinkLover69
      @DinkLover69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      @@MurasaHinotheKigKing She did. There's a video on youtube where she talks about the show. C:

  • @damoji5332
    @damoji5332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12403

    I just realised how much taller she is than the others

    • @sanctualyz
      @sanctualyz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1130

      she is older than the rests

    • @memeeechan
      @memeeechan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3683

      She's closer to heaven.

    • @keefster69
      @keefster69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      @memeeechan BWHAHAHA

    • @andyroobrick-a-brack9355
      @andyroobrick-a-brack9355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1047

      The power of Jesus has increased her vertical size

    • @procastination_is_my_passi4182
      @procastination_is_my_passi4182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1205

      @@memeeechan It's because the weight of their sins are pulling them closer to hell, she's the only one who's been praying

  • @elcatrinc1996
    @elcatrinc1996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2507

    She's just so passive agressive that its incredible how her voice actress didnt exploded in laughter middle dialogue

    • @brentondisbrowe1435
      @brentondisbrowe1435 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      There's a reason there are re-takes lol, I'm sure reading the script on it's own would be bizarre enough.

    • @TakemichiOF
      @TakemichiOF ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@brentondisbrowe1435 there was no script lol

    • @RRRRapify
      @RRRRapify ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I would have loved to see the gag reel of the VAs when they were recording. I'm sure they were having a blast.

    • @niko-ni6ps
      @niko-ni6ps ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I heard somewhere that because how bad the actual dialogue is, the VA just made up the dialogue

  • @thomashenry4588
    @thomashenry4588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4937

    "Get behind me Satan.....behind....."

    • @zinzolin14
      @zinzolin14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +284

      Momoko your relapse is showing 😂

    • @nunyabiznes33
      @nunyabiznes33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      I want them to make a season 2 just so I can see the trainwreck that would be her relapse.

    • @mourning-after
      @mourning-after 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Aight I have questions abt what Satan's doin back there

    • @zinzolin14
      @zinzolin14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@mourning-after if you don't already know you probably shouldnt ask 😂

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@zinzolin14 Did you mean collapse or relapse?

  • @haileywiscott4286
    @haileywiscott4286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20242

    haveyouacceptedjesusasyourpersonalsaviour?

    • @Drauzet
      @Drauzet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1631

      *NO, I'M JEWISH*

    • @kenzikapture3729
      @kenzikapture3729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +404

      @@Drauzet Momoko: *_"I just want to make sure that you're saved. I am & ever since I was saved, I've had the gifts & I can sense this place is haunted. As a matter of fact I feel a very strong sense of evil right now, just around the corner..."_*

    • @PlexusCaeruleum
      @PlexusCaeruleum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      NO

    • @Lillyoo-n1q
      @Lillyoo-n1q 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Hailey Wiscott I have

    • @DieBrunovsky
      @DieBrunovsky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      je viens de ressuscité.

  • @boeman6702
    @boeman6702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1116

    The fact that she can so easily pull out completely random verses from two ends of the Bible really sells it for me Im dying

    • @cjvs1604
      @cjvs1604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      I think Monica Rial said they got a bible specifically so they could accurately quote it for the show

    • @theshermantanker7043
      @theshermantanker7043 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@cjvs1604 I still can't wrap my head around the fact that this is technically an overly Christian Bulma

    • @EmperorOfChaos
      @EmperorOfChaos ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@theshermantanker7043 Momoko is more relaxed and wittier. Bulma sounds very much like Satsuki's troubled brother.

    • @SergeantExtreme
      @SergeantExtreme ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@cjvs1604 Monica Rial was actually born and raised in a Christian family, so she actually knew a lot of Bible verses already.

    • @lanadoesathing
      @lanadoesathing ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It’s very accurate too. I’m the same type of Christian as her and I have pretty much memorized all the verses condemning homosexuality. I could quote them at you without even looking at my Bible! 😎

  • @ctrlaltmack
    @ctrlaltmack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5343

    “ *lets pray* ...screw it”

    • @expecos1346
      @expecos1346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Bruhh didn’t you comment on that turtle shedding video

    • @ctrlaltmack
      @ctrlaltmack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Expecos² yeah

    • @expecos1346
      @expecos1346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pugly Justin Y 2.0

    • @reisgrimery3372
      @reisgrimery3372 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Time stamp?

    • @ctrlaltmack
      @ctrlaltmack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@reisgrimery3372 4:11

  • @anxia-tea5846
    @anxia-tea5846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10063

    “Do Not Lust in your hea- Jesus, you’re right!”

    • @yararinamiil
      @yararinamiil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      youtube didn't want me to comment a ss lmao

    • @depressedthoughts
      @depressedthoughts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      Jesus loves me- COME ON YOU KNOW THE WORDS

    • @lowhp_comic
      @lowhp_comic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@yararinamiil TH-cam legit despises freedom of speech

    • @jamien.5528
      @jamien.5528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It worked..?

    • @maverickhunterstupidiocy7779
      @maverickhunterstupidiocy7779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      "i may trust god but he does have one hell of a cake"

  • @Feare909
    @Feare909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7201

    What I find most amusingly ironic is that this same voice actor who is playing an overtly Christian character also played as Mirajane from Fairy Tail, a wizard in the guild who’s powers derived from using Satan’s Soul form.

    • @YumegakaMurakumo
      @YumegakaMurakumo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +428

      The voice actress is a bitter atheist named Monica Rial who uses the same fucking voice for a good portion of all the characters she voices soooo yeah...

    • @Feare909
      @Feare909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +333

      Mugaka Murakumo I concur. I appreciate and like her style. I just enjoy the incidental irony. That’s some of the best part of most actors and such

    • @sidekick929
      @sidekick929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Feare909 I knew this girl sounded familiar lmfao she and Vic Mignogna are two VA’s i recognize no matter who they’re playing

    • @OfflineCepha
      @OfflineCepha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Doesn’t she voice Stocking too?

    • @YumegakaMurakumo
      @YumegakaMurakumo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@OfflineCepha She does. And Jamie Marchi voiced Panty.
      Edit: Stupid Gainax. I want a conclusion to PSG

  • @steponmemelissa9688
    @steponmemelissa9688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9369

    I actually swear, this girl is literally everyone in my old school and my family but amped up just a bit.

    • @misterdentist8580
      @misterdentist8580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +812

      I was gonna say "jesus christ" but I think you've had enough of that

    • @Ranstone
      @Ranstone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Lucky...

    • @CherryMiyaaa
      @CherryMiyaaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      honestly though, same

    • @toiletmaster3044
      @toiletmaster3044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      FRRR

    • @microninkpen5877
      @microninkpen5877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I wouldve loved to go to your school just to watch the hell show

  • @honeyohhoney8485
    @honeyohhoney8485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11715

    IS IT BAD THAT IM BASING MY D&D CHARACTER ENTIRELY OFF OF THIS

  • @jaiden8529
    @jaiden8529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    Momoko: "But i think your skirt is helping them out slutsuki- i mean Satsuki"
    I AM DYING.

  • @6701kirby
    @6701kirby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2090

    Whoever green light this dub please give him a raise

    • @titang6173
      @titang6173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      That would be the original makers. It bombed so bad in Japan they told ADV to do anything it took to make it sell

    • @Al_musawi14
      @Al_musawi14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      R-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-raise?

    • @avocado5387
      @avocado5387 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jesus loves all of you repent of your sins which is bad things belive that God raised Jesus from the dead and confess Jesus as lord and you will be saved

    • @Imperial8933
      @Imperial8933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This dub is hilarious, I’d say it’s a success for getting us to chuckle/laugh like crazy. No matter how much time flies, this will always be enjoyable. Anyone that doesn’t see it as such well it’s okay as long as they don’t go ballistic. (Please god I hope they don’t ruin the fun with their rants and self righteousness.)

    • @yaboy3133
      @yaboy3133 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Imperial8933 !

  • @OzCroc
    @OzCroc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3095

    3:33 "It won't open!" "What the Hell?!" "When god closes a door-" "Ahhhhhhhhh!"

    • @ievanpolkka1738
      @ievanpolkka1738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      😂😂😂

    • @tutifru-titi9954
      @tutifru-titi9954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      You make lemonade

    • @iangreer4585
      @iangreer4585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The two doors that open:

    • @maverickhunterstupidiocy7779
      @maverickhunterstupidiocy7779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@tutifru-titi9954 Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade.
      Make life take the lemons *back!* Get MAD!
      I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these?!
      I demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am?!
      I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down!
      *W i t h t h e l e m o n s ! ! !*
      I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a _combustible lemon_ that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!
      *manic coughing*

    • @nerdloser9987
      @nerdloser9987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779 damn bro get some sleep

  • @mcchickchick1810
    @mcchickchick1810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2147

    “When I volunteered at the wonderful exodus homosexual conversion camp-“
    I-
    b r u h

    • @carcinogenicthalidomide3057
      @carcinogenicthalidomide3057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Iirc this dub was made in 2001.

    • @paulmark992
      @paulmark992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Can someone explain.

    • @justincase9650
      @justincase9650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      @@paulmark992 Conversation therapy is based on the (bullshit) idea that you can change a persons sexuality.
      It's practices varie from pseudo-science to full on torture.

    • @joschuych.4752
      @joschuych.4752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@justincase9650 Is that like a denomination thing? Because I'm from a Baptist church and we've never held anything like that we just say, "let Jesus do the work," or something, then again I don't think we've ever had anyone LGBTQ+ ever visit our church so eh.

    • @justincase9650
      @justincase9650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@joschuych.4752 Kinda, it's a separate thing from a church.
      Kids are send to a camp for it and the "counselors" take care of the rest.

  • @notina4740
    @notina4740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2963

    Most beautiful video ever

    • @warmanime2045
      @warmanime2045  4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      thx for your appreciation

    • @beyondviolet
      @beyondviolet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@warmanime2045 69 likes seems rather fitting

    • @novemberrain1569
      @novemberrain1569 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Beautiful in the name of lord je(sus)

  • @phglitch
    @phglitch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1000

    she and that little boy carried the dubbed series

    • @brutalhonesty6666
      @brutalhonesty6666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Don't forget the cat.

    • @loqi453
      @loqi453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      have you actually watched the show?

    • @DiamondVeena
      @DiamondVeena 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      You mean every single person in that dub lol

    • @reigensolos
      @reigensolos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      every single character carried it ngl

    • @DiamondVeena
      @DiamondVeena 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@reigensolos
      I’m the dark reunion

  • @greylipstick3024
    @greylipstick3024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3750

    1:47 "Oh my what a gifted seamstress, I hope your not a homosexual"
    as a gay man who studies fashion design this really hits home

  • @derpedfox
    @derpedfox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    Keichirou has the most character development in 10 minute

    • @JayJay-wf2oe
      @JayJay-wf2oe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      let's see... Seven?

    • @hiwiechakib
      @hiwiechakib 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@JayJay-wf2oe what the fuck are you talking about 😂 ?

    • @superstar-p8b
      @superstar-p8b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂

    • @theanimefan00
      @theanimefan00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      He goes from little christian soldier to this: 10:36

    • @rowletkun4907
      @rowletkun4907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hiwiechakib Hello sinner.

  • @Alisibeth_Talia212
    @Alisibeth_Talia212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    I love how her VA just occasionally breaks character. I'd be too busy laughing to take those lines seriously. 🤣🤣

    • @dragonflarefrog1424
      @dragonflarefrog1424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      when did she break character?

    • @dstreetz91
      @dstreetz91 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@dragonflarefrog1424 When she whips out the sassy remarks or my particular favorite in here is at 3:15 when she says "Jesus, you're right."

    • @Cr102y
      @Cr102y ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dragonflarefrog1424 4:11

    • @kyon-kyon-
      @kyon-kyon- ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@dragonflarefrog1424 it’s when her sweet voice turns deep. lmao i live for those moments 10:23

  • @serenaushy
    @serenaushy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    Momoko: The situation has brought him to his knees! He's accepting Jesus!
    Satsuki, flatly: Hallelujah.

  • @crysheart
    @crysheart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    "MOVE MOTHER MARY"
    "Heathen."
    you cant tell me this isnt the best line ever

  • @everardogarcia8084
    @everardogarcia8084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2199

    This show made me the Christian I am today.

    • @sharkcatsayboo6098
      @sharkcatsayboo6098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      @Smash 456 why? Because we spread the word of god?

    • @isaacm7934
      @isaacm7934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @Smash 456 I mean not everyone's the same

    • @lunchingtangpua2415
      @lunchingtangpua2415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Ford Simpson i am pretty sure most of us are not like only our mother are a bit too much religious also how many christian have you met to say that

    • @lunchingtangpua2415
      @lunchingtangpua2415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Ford Simpson ok you just guess

    • @SDALLE99
      @SDALLE99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sharkcatsayboo6098. Yes. Yes. Just, yes.

  • @applelmao1973
    @applelmao1973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +665

    6:32 "WOoOOo" "Lord, is that you" "yes, it is" "NAH I'M JUST KIDDING"

  • @bizarrion
    @bizarrion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +727

    10:22 " some Christians believe there are dogs and cats in heaven, but I don't think so-"
    WHAHHUAHAAH

    • @всемпривет-и1щ
      @всемпривет-и1щ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      lmaooo

    • @Stylenigga
      @Stylenigga ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh nah

    • @ElevenWater975
      @ElevenWater975 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Nah, I think there will be dogs and cats in heaven Psalm 36:6
      “Your righteousness is like the highest mountains, your justice like the great deep. You, Lord, preserve both people and animals.”

    • @kanireader
      @kanireader 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@ElevenWater975 Yes but animals do not have souls so there is no salvation for them when they die

    • @madscientist2513
      @madscientist2513 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      666th like😈😈😈

  • @rashenels2705
    @rashenels2705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +749

    Oh Satsuki let’s sing
    Jesus loves me
    COME ON YOU KNOW THE WORDS

  • @ninjaviking1999
    @ninjaviking1999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    Whoever wrote this must have had a very religious family, these jokes are way too detailed and accurate.

    • @Mole-Esther
      @Mole-Esther ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It was mostly improvised

    • @cara-seyun
      @cara-seyun ปีที่แล้ว +64

      No one wrote it, the Christian parts were all improvised by the VA
      In the original script, she’s a psychic, but in the dub she actually has the power of the Holy Spirit

    • @louisfill849
      @louisfill849 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not really at all this is literally the basic.

    • @Veltior
      @Veltior 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The VA's family is actually Christian. That explains it pretty much. I hope she finds Jesus 🙏

  • @FlakeTillman
    @FlakeTillman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1469

    ✝️ Take a shot every time you hear a Protestant heresy

    • @YeetYeet-vk6re
      @YeetYeet-vk6re 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      I was hospitalized from alcohol poisoning :/

    • @Arcueid_Brunestud
      @Arcueid_Brunestud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Extra Ecclesiam nulla salus!

    • @SergeantExtreme
      @SergeantExtreme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@YeetYeet-vk6re That is because you do not know the love of Jesus your Savior. Repent, and be a heathen no more!

    • @YeetYeet-vk6re
      @YeetYeet-vk6re 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@SergeantExtreme I'm not a heathen or heretic, I'm Orthodox

    • @SergeantExtreme
      @SergeantExtreme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@YeetYeet-vk6re LOL. I was just joking in the style of the Christian girl from this clip. But yeah, Protestants have nothing against the Orthodox Church.

  • @Nognamogo
    @Nognamogo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    6:00 this scene turned out to be pretty accurate.

  • @orthodoxvader2638
    @orthodoxvader2638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +804

    I'm an Orthodox Christian and I find this hilarious.

    • @nahidbethehonoredone
      @nahidbethehonoredone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I'm a Catholic Christian and I find this hilarious too

    • @therainbowbelongstosatan4260
      @therainbowbelongstosatan4260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Im an Atheist and i find this even more hilarious.

    • @Ian-kx8cl
      @Ian-kx8cl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@therainbowbelongstosatan4260 fax

    • @user-ux3ec8lp1i
      @user-ux3ec8lp1i 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I’m a Muslim and this is way tooo funny

    • @ianlilley2577
      @ianlilley2577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      So we all just laughing at the protestants then?

  • @mantzooo
    @mantzooo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I LOST IT COMPLETELY WHEN SHE CALLED THE GIRL SLUTSUKI LMAO

  • @harrietr.5073
    @harrietr.5073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Imagine being a young Japanese person living in the west practicing their English by watching translations of their cartoons/anime, watching one of the boring ones to see how it survived in the west, then watching this.

  • @oofydoom
    @oofydoom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    As a Christian, it's absurdly funny because most of what she's saying is true mixed with a few stereotypes. What a blessing of a character.

    • @aiwarask596
      @aiwarask596 ปีที่แล้ว

      So you are retarded?

    • @jayceegenocide4402
      @jayceegenocide4402 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It is all 100% EVILangelical Drivel

    • @nathanfreeman8250
      @nathanfreeman8250 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I know some negative mostly untrue mixed with some heavily amped up true ones

  • @mathewgodfrey1517
    @mathewgodfrey1517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    As a Christian, I find her hilarious. She's definitely a favorite character of mine and I burst out laughing anytime she says something Christian related.

    • @STE7ENFOSTER
      @STE7ENFOSTER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Mathew Godfrey, I love you. This might be my favorite comment ever.

    • @bei8734
      @bei8734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@STE7ENFOSTER Bruh the director himself. You, sir, are a genius

  • @mattkim96
    @mattkim96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    “...god can you go bomb an abortion clinic or something?” LMAO this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

    • @cara-seyun
      @cara-seyun ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And then what she says after

  • @mkendrick94
    @mkendrick94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    I’m married to a cradle Catholic. We watched this show together and she was in stitches

    • @Matt-kr9bo
      @Matt-kr9bo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I stopped because we have the same profile logo, then I realized that your name is my name (I am also Matt L), and funnily enough, like your wife, I’m a cradle Catholic. What a weird coincidence😂

    • @dulceporneso3260
      @dulceporneso3260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Matt-kr9bo yo what- that’s insane

    • @Matt-kr9bo
      @Matt-kr9bo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dulceporneso3260 Ikr😂

    • @thetiredworm2100
      @thetiredworm2100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmao, why? I’m Christian but this anime so funny😂

    • @EmperorOfChaos
      @EmperorOfChaos ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nothing funny about a crusader attempting to save her sinning friends from burning.

  • @wiseass2149
    @wiseass2149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    I miss dubs like this. This was hilarious.

    • @mushmushmush
      @mushmushmush 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@susmagician3683 I as a feminazi/sjw like fun things (including this dub)

    • @therainbowbelongstosatan4260
      @therainbowbelongstosatan4260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@susmagician3683 i as a FeMinazi and sJw am really fucking into that shit.

    • @susmagician3683
      @susmagician3683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am sorry for the first comment and never meant what I have said. I apologise for the comment and will enjoy this anime which is one of the best comidically and hope others do to.
      I am truly sorry again if I offended you in any way

    • @mushmushmush
      @mushmushmush 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@susmagician3683 It's okay. I don't think what you said was that offensive, just very wrong. You don't need to feel to feel to bad about it, everyone makes mistakes, and you had the integrity to apologize to strangers on the internet.

    • @jama.gyaaal4327
      @jama.gyaaal4327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why do ppl hate on dubs so much? The ones I’ve seen are pretty good imo 😅

  • @lapizlapoppy
    @lapizlapoppy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    8:54 "She must be one of God's chosen, _like me_ "

  • @joaozamana5357
    @joaozamana5357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    6:06 is hitting different now...

  • @KoolKyurem25
    @KoolKyurem25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    3:20 has me broken

  • @yowisho8973
    @yowisho8973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    She is the anime version of “I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE”

  • @gottacannonfast
    @gottacannonfast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    "If Kaya would have died do you think his little spirit would have gone to heaven?"
    "That's a good question keiichirou. Some christians believe there are cats and dogs in heaven, but I don't think so"

    • @pokefan7446
      @pokefan7446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Minor nitpick, but the name is "Kaya", not "Kyle"

    • @sam4gaming135
      @sam4gaming135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Well you god sucks,"

  • @Willy-uk9tr
    @Willy-uk9tr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    6:41 underrated clip

  • @MothFable
    @MothFable ปีที่แล้ว +33

    This characters actor feels like they were actually a Christian and grew up that way. This feels painfully accurate, and sorta beyond the stereotypes

    • @velvetbutterfly
      @velvetbutterfly ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sources say she was and that a number of the bible versed she quotes are ones she remembered from childhood

    • @cara-seyun
      @cara-seyun ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah she seems like a Christian, or at least raised in a Christian home

  • @twinone9121
    @twinone9121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    05:33 As a Buddhist, this line is hilarious 🤣👌

    • @willimeister2553
      @willimeister2553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Same here XD

    • @supergastonh
      @supergastonh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Well Buddhism believes in reincarnation, world is hell. So she might got a point.

    • @twinone9121
      @twinone9121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@supergastonh as we say, life is samsara (suffering) 😆👌

    • @Quinntus79
      @Quinntus79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@twinone9121 sounds similar to what I learned in Catholic School.

    • @MadDogRyan
      @MadDogRyan หลายเดือนก่อน

      As a pagan everything she says cracks me up

  • @OzCroc
    @OzCroc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    4:23 I love how the shirt fits perfectly

    • @socksboii3848
      @socksboii3848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Damn. I saw this damn clip and I was like
      Nice

  • @depo3343
    @depo3343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    As a Christian, this stereotype is hilarious. Why doesn’t everyone just laugh off a stereotype?

    • @nathanielduncan4692
      @nathanielduncan4692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      uh snowflakes.

    • @nathanielduncan4692
      @nathanielduncan4692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      and as a person of the faith i'm with you to.

    • @brandonl6210
      @brandonl6210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Man, I wish I could quote the Bible like that. Based anime girl

    • @yuyaricachimuel555
      @yuyaricachimuel555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Probably because these stereotypes are apparently too real by the acts of some people xP

    • @nathanielduncan4692
      @nathanielduncan4692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@yuyaricachimuel555 yeah i think you hit the nail on the head there.

  • @zinzolin14
    @zinzolin14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Some Christians believe that there are cats and dogs in heaven... *but I don't think so*

    • @JayJay-wf2oe
      @JayJay-wf2oe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      let's pray *screw it*

    • @omarajaj9191
      @omarajaj9191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@JayJay-wf2oe ahÂ

    • @Bambi_bun
      @Bambi_bun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It would make sense tho, animals are pure creatures unlike us humans.

    • @maverickhunterstupidiocy7779
      @maverickhunterstupidiocy7779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "well your god SUCKS"

  • @itsisabel420
    @itsisabel420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    This girl’s entire personality is Jesus and I love it.

    • @kuroegaming
      @kuroegaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yesssss

    • @zaidkapadia6824
      @zaidkapadia6824 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Probably that's why she's a closet degenerate and a pervert

  • @ვაჩემიქაუტაძე
    @ვაჩემიქაუტაძე 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    the fact that the dub fully switched the genre of the show is priceless

  • @dwarflanternsharkfriend6713
    @dwarflanternsharkfriend6713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    EVERY. DAMN. LINE.
    Every single sentence.
    It's just so priceless.

  • @howdypartner8326
    @howdypartner8326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    ''Your mother was so full of Jesus''
    - Momoko Koigakubo

  • @gerrymccarebear1328
    @gerrymccarebear1328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    "God gave mankind dominion over the animals, and they all look alike anyway." This one literally made me double take. God, I love this show

  • @LuxCirilo
    @LuxCirilo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1934

    so this is how atheist see us christians huh? I see the problem... mmm let me clarify this stereotype, it's simple, maybe if they accept Jesus then... oh no wait ehmm let me start again

    • @tall_stranger6892
      @tall_stranger6892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      UNDERRRATED COMMENT

    • @petrichorrs
      @petrichorrs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      lmaoo

    • @carolinagamezcadena4372
      @carolinagamezcadena4372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      😂😂

    • @annamelissa607
      @annamelissa607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@petrichorrs my gawd your name!! u need god in your life!

    • @perfect9561
      @perfect9561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Maybe if they accepted Jesus as their personal saviour they wouldn't be like that🙄🤚

  • @birdontheinternet
    @birdontheinternet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    3:19 holy shit her voice just drops like "oh lawd he commin"

  • @Fr4ncM
    @Fr4ncM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    She made me stop being an atheist and embrace Christianism.

  • @securerofthebag2890
    @securerofthebag2890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Fun fact: the VA of this girl would later go on to voice Tsu in MHA.

    • @char5285
      @char5285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg lol

    • @Knownfreakandweirdo
      @Knownfreakandweirdo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Woaahhhhh

    • @kat49924
      @kat49924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      NO WAY LMAO THEYRE BOTH MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS

    • @titang6173
      @titang6173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A shame the actress turned out to be a dirtback

    • @King_Colombia_Inc
      @King_Colombia_Inc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Monica Rial.

  • @SoaringFox16
    @SoaringFox16 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Yesterday, I got to meet Monica Rial at a convention, and I brought this anime up. She talked about how she was just as amazed As I am that this shows dub got to see the light of day, and how hilarious it was.

  • @SmokeTheHorsehog
    @SmokeTheHorsehog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    0:03 Her face sells the line PERFECTLY

  • @DPowered2
    @DPowered2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    This anime dub was a fluke and its a blessing from God and his holy light

    • @andrewjohn2124
      @andrewjohn2124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If it was a blessing from God and his holy light then it was no fluke...repent and turn to Jesus.

  • @bgm-sh9pe
    @bgm-sh9pe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "oh look, a different heathen!"

  • @JustapersonnamedKai
    @JustapersonnamedKai 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    As a Christian, she is the only Christian anime character I've seen in my life.
    I love her.

  • @mrdarcy5311
    @mrdarcy5311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    THIS IS THE ONE ANIME THAT DOESN'T NEED AN ABRIDGED VERSION.

  • @KrytenMark
    @KrytenMark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    This girl's very easily my personal favourite character in this entire dub. Love her to bits. X3

  • @Tera_totally
    @Tera_totally 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "Are you a moron?!"
    "Yes, but that's besides the point."
    "God bless you. :)"

  • @blackmoth2595
    @blackmoth2595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    "hello.... SINNER"
    lol that's really got me

  • @WalrusPlatypus
    @WalrusPlatypus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    “When I volunteered at the wonderful Exodus Homosexual Conversion Camp I met this woman who was there who looked a lot like that lesbian I MEAN woman”

  • @galihriskipratama3631
    @galihriskipratama3631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    6:27 its beautifull i wanna cry

  • @chargirl7677
    @chargirl7677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    Where’d you get this video of my family

    • @seaangel1430
      @seaangel1430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Bruh that's my grandmother

    • @nihilistic9927
      @nihilistic9927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Actually, you mean our grandmother

    • @sylvie_on
      @sylvie_on 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      our family?

    • @olivia6432
      @olivia6432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      S a m e

    • @olivia6432
      @olivia6432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Sasuke Uchiha a m e n

  • @D4rtCt
    @D4rtCt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    "Are you a Moron?"
    "Yes, but that's besides the point"
    LMAO I'M CRYING

  • @OctagonalSquare
    @OctagonalSquare 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “THE MEEK SHALL INHE, I have no idea.” The voice actress realizing she didn’t have a verse that made sense

  • @julee5071
    @julee5071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    4:05 had me laughing so bad

  • @Averdein
    @Averdein 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    3:38 I love how she says it in such a matter of fact way

  • @stokesa3122
    @stokesa3122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    2:04
    I need to isolate that segment so I can post it on social media when people start making comments about sexy feet or whatever.

  • @fieryphoenix586
    @fieryphoenix586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    There are deadly, violent ghosts roaming around and all she wants is for her friends to accept Jesus as their personal savior so they are saved and won't burn in hell if they die.
    What a great friend.

  • @rosericorico4980
    @rosericorico4980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "Get thee behind me satan"
    😩behiND😩

  • @backgroundcharacter2615
    @backgroundcharacter2615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    She literally just flipped through the Bible for most of these jokes.
    She also does Mirajane and Michiko.

  • @KDB349
    @KDB349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "I'd like to be given over to *shaaaameful lust* " Lmao 😂😂

  • @kristinberthiaume7634
    @kristinberthiaume7634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    9:04 HA!! I NEVER thought I'd hear Jars of Clay referenced in an anime. This truly is the perfect dub.

  • @free_manipur_from_india
    @free_manipur_from_india 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I wish i had a hardcore Christian as a friend, my life would be much more cheerful.

    • @nengyang5664
      @nengyang5664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      haveyouacceeptedJesusasyoursavior?

    • @kuroegaming
      @kuroegaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nengyang5664 NO I AM JEWISH! (Just kidding hehe

    • @ForestofCicadas
      @ForestofCicadas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have one for my mother, who pretty much became like this in the past year or two, and while I love her dearly and want so much for her to be happy, she is the one person on the planet who can cause me so much stress or make me want to abruptly end a conversation so badly. Even something as simple as talking about the seasonings on food can somehow cause her to loop into an hour long Bible lesson and I'm actually starting to get pretty cranky about it.

    • @lanadoesathing
      @lanadoesathing ปีที่แล้ว

      You called?

  • @martinpat94
    @martinpat94 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This dub will forever be legendary cause studios care to much about the dubbing now. Back then they didn’t think there was much of a market so, so long as the animation was not touched they could do what ever they wanted

    • @velvetbutterfly
      @velvetbutterfly ปีที่แล้ว

      This is one anime now that is similar in that it's a complete low-budget satire of the manga it's based on.
      I forget the name but the farmer scene became a meme you could search.
      They just filmed a random farmer for a few seconds, edited the colours, and edited an anime face over his head

  • @TheLonelyWolf87
    @TheLonelyWolf87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    3:30 Oh Dear Lord Bites Sandwich 😂

  • @WhosthatHotspice
    @WhosthatHotspice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    Jesus is Lord, let his spirit lead you to repentance from sin and joy in his presence. Pray your healthy and safe my friend.

    • @qwerty81808
      @qwerty81808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Pray not thee in the streets and public places where all can see you, like the hypocrites do. Your proselytizing here serves no purpose besides trying to make yourself appear devout and righteous. Repent and keep your displays of devotion to yourself

    • @EllieMae99
      @EllieMae99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think I'll pass on that

    • @IcePhysicsGaming
      @IcePhysicsGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Amen 🙏

    • @EllieMae99
      @EllieMae99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@IcePhysicsGaming cringe

    • @IcePhysicsGaming
      @IcePhysicsGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@EllieMae99 Irony

  • @midnightartist43
    @midnightartist43 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I like how there’s some moments where she just breaks her Jesus praising lines and actually says something normal lmao

  • @grandmasterventi7952
    @grandmasterventi7952 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    As a Christian myself, this girl definitely is has more Christianity in herself than me.

  • @rosiesboxcutter6346
    @rosiesboxcutter6346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Finally, someone fun to cosplay.

    • @nunyabiznes33
      @nunyabiznes33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You might have to bring a Bible to quote from.

    • @cara-seyun
      @cara-seyun ปีที่แล้ว

      How did it go?

    • @lanadoesathing
      @lanadoesathing ปีที่แล้ว

      I will be cosplaying as her while shouting Bible verses at random passerby and proselytising all the LGBT people I run into.

  • @ryuuseiSoul
    @ryuuseiSoul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    "God, can you just go bomb an abortion clinic or something?"
    "You just wait! When that wonderful president finishes stacking the Supreme Court, we won't have to!"
    Holy shit, the relevancy.

    • @idrislamont1064
      @idrislamont1064 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😬 Ahhh shit

    • @rentonwilson7286
      @rentonwilson7286 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ooooof shit

    • @thegreendragon9628
      @thegreendragon9628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That one hits a little too close to home right now

    • @thegreendragon9628
      @thegreendragon9628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just over 4 weeks later and this is still aging worse and worse 😭

    • @idrislamont1064
      @idrislamont1064 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@thegreendragon9628 I know right I love having six unelected cultists with this much power.

  • @Acheron-IX
    @Acheron-IX 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    6:01 this interaction is the best 😭

  • @setelanchannel
    @setelanchannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    2:09 "if you want something to happen, you just need to pray and not be a Muslim"
    so i just know my whole problem. I am a Muslim.
    Thank you Cristian

    • @всемпривет-и1щ
      @всемпривет-и1щ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Or Jewish”
      I’m don’t know much about Christianity, but wasn’t Jesus a Jew. lmao

    • @mikeanderson6740
      @mikeanderson6740 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes your kind is the biggest problem in the world

    • @vorynrosethorn903
      @vorynrosethorn903 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was the messiah who fulfilled prophecy, the Jews don't acknowledge that, also the new testament and Christian philosophical development make the two pretty distinct from each other. Ironically many of the similarities come from the fact that the jews were in Christendom for so long that they picked up Christian attitudes and norms (like monogamy and not sacrificing animals). Also many Christians are still not happy about the whole Jesus being killed thing, even if the church itself has always had a more nuanced view.

  • @moonbeam6010
    @moonbeam6010 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I absolutely love her character! As a Christain myself this makes me laugh in a way i cannot explain

  • @JKR9488
    @JKR9488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When the dub is so different it literally changes the genre of the show

  • @Graffels
    @Graffels 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What a missed opportunity that Jesus Lady never stumbled across Atheist Ghostman and started a flamewar that lasted 10 minutes.

  • @angrywhiteman9209
    @angrywhiteman9209 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    >Tries to make religious fanatic satire
    >Makes most based character of all time

  • @lowhp_comic
    @lowhp_comic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    _"look for the Jesus Christ superstar-looking graphic. Ooooo"_

    • @jamie1602
      @jamie1602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If I die and I get a chance to screw with someone, I'm doing that line. I'm doing it, alright? Ghost Stories set the bar that high and I need to meet it.

    • @maverickhunterstupidiocy7779
      @maverickhunterstupidiocy7779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Yes, I am. Nah, just kiddin'!"

  • @haleyf9582
    @haleyf9582 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    one of my favorite running gags is when keiichirou has to quote the bible to get momoko to tell him what's going on 💀

  • @deltaweathers
    @deltaweathers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I swear she sounds like a person I know in school
    (Also, new drinking game: take a shot every time she says Jesus)

    • @chimblemasterofchimney4771
      @chimblemasterofchimney4771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I got stabbed with a pencil by a really Christian kid in middle school because I doodled upsidedown crosses on my hands.

    • @maverickhunterstupidiocy7779
      @maverickhunterstupidiocy7779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would play your game but I’m out of OJ

    • @joaquinrodriguez227
      @joaquinrodriguez227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chimblemasterofchimney4771 good, sadly he doesn't finish the work

  • @zerofox641
    @zerofox641 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Oh Satsuki let’s sing! Jesus loves me CMON YOU KNOW THE WORDS!!”
    Momoko is my favorite character

  • @xxliaz9068
    @xxliaz9068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I just realized keiichiro and momoko actually look like siblings more than keiichiros actual sister

  • @GojoSatoruStan26
    @GojoSatoruStan26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    When I told my friends that I'm Christian, this is how they see me.

  • @killbot86
    @killbot86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Monica Rial is one of the best voice actors out there. She has such an adorable voice