Ghost Stories but context is completely gone.
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 มิ.ย. 2021
- A compilation of some of the funniest moments from Ghost Stories. Apparently the English dub actors thought that the original Japanese script was terrible so they just decided to make it really offensive. This entire show is comedy gold and I highly recommend watching it for a good laugh.
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"RUN, SHES A GHOST AND A BITCH!"
My favorite
Honestly, either I could probably handle, but both is way too much. He was right to scream that.
I agree
😂😂😂😂😂
My favorite is momokos laugh in the “ITS A GHOST AND A BITCH” episode
The best shit ever
"you mean a view of the BLOODSTAINED LAKE? AHHH"
"bloodstained lake?"
"AHHH"
"despite it being *bblueeee* ?"
“Oh it may be blue now but soon it will be redder than republican Texas. I can’t even look at it, see I’m even turning away not looking at it.”
the way he says blue
im ded
i SwEaR tO gOd, BlUe
I’m serious bitch, I swear to god 😀 blue.
@@keithkoganeislife3144 “You’re weird.”
“Ghost Stories but context is gone” like the ghost stories dub ever had context to begin with
ong sometimes i forget that the things they said aren’t what the actual anime says 😭
Ahh yes, anytime there is an "out of context" video, there is always a comment that says "WhERe WAs The CoNtExt to BeGin WiTh?"
Lmaooo fr
By ep 9 they didnt even bother to go on with the plot
@@mrslick8686 In this case it's true though. The Ghost Stories dub _with context_ makes about as much sense.
“THINK OF A BIG BLACK MAN CHASING YOU” 😭
“Well he’s not racist”
@@prot0pixel64
“The number you’ve dialed is no longer in service. HEY, MAYBE IF THEY PAYED THEIR F****NG PHONE BILL YOU CAN CALL AGAIN”
Stops and Bends
@@nini8205 DURING BHM???
@@GhostlyGhost707 Especially during BHM.
These people took Japanese _Scooby Doo_ and turned it into _South Park._
i fucking love this dub
This is an AMAZING comparison
I was thinking the exact same thing. Greetings from 2022, by the by.
And asked Deadpool to be a writer
Southpark goat in Japanese version
This just screams 2000s internet humor.
Well the show was made in the year 2000
And the dub was made in 2005, presumably by a bunch of nerds doing improv with the script.
@@SparkpadArt the improv thing is disputed by the actual writer and VAs. The writer, Steven Foster was picked because he tended to write a few joke lines here and there and his localizations were sketchy at best. Most serious dubs written by him are terrible for this reason. but he would just write what he thought was funny and sorta matched the lips essentially on recording day, and the VAs had a field day with his script. there was actually very little improv, as most of the lines were already somewhat improvised by Foster on the day of.
Yep and it’s hilarious man I wished people did this more.
Some of it aged really bad imo
They sent the script overseas and told them: *Go crazy we don’t give a shit*
Ayyy
@@supper_e1823 Yo, wassup brother?
@@grandpalarryreadmyaboutpag7045 wassup
Dub team: What script?
I feel like they gave the dub actors a vauge plot and some stiff drinks and said:Go nuts
I'm fully convinced that they free styled this whole show
They did.
The one writer whose name escapes me atm had to keep the general mysteries the same to match up with the animation and the names of the characters the same (which is how we got LOOK OUT, TED, since the worker was unnamed), but he was told essentially he could go ham to make it funny.
@@LedosKell interesting :0
It became freestyle right after ep 3.
There wasn't really a script they just had to keep the story but other than that they were aloud to say whatever 💀
The ultimate comedy anime
And the most funny thing about it is that the sub is an actual serious anime it's just that the dubbing team was given so little material to go off of so they just re wrote the entirety of the dialog
@@The_fortnite_guy1 it's not that they had a lack of material, the anime just did so poorly in Japan that they were able to buy the dubbing rights for dirt cheap and the studio gave zero fricks what they did with the property.
@@StankFoe exactly, glad someone knows
true
Me, being Japanese and knowing the original: "None of that was ever said, nor was it vulgar............. But this is a million times better, for once." XD
😭
Is that why is seem like an abridged version
Do other Japanese people know about this? Can I know their opinion? Lmao
@@spoakyam Yes, some others know and many find it funny whilst a minority get offended lol (usually the old)
I remember my mum showing me this because I was like 4 and bored of anpanman and the English one came on and I will never forget the look on her face
I am convinced that the dub scriptwriters and VAs were drunk the whole time
They followed the original Japanese script by keeping the story and characters the same, but didn’t care about the rest and just did whatever they wanted
@@aidanlastname0187 It was simple, didn’t sell well in Japan, and they said “do whatever, Lee the story and character names the same.” Anything that can sell during that time.
Not the whole time, but if you binge the series you can listen as the episodes degrade in filter as it goes on
Ideal working conditions
Being a voice actor for the dub would be a gift of god
The hardest part would be performing the lines without bursting out laughing
I dream of this exact scenario every day of my life lol.
The VAs for the main characters are Chris Patton and Hillary Haag
@@Tigershark_3082 the most amazing va's
I think the story for the dub is they all got high on pot and made the scripy
The fact that the Japanese sub is completely normal makes this so much better
"I hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up."
"Let's see...seven?"
"What the FUCK does that mean?!"
This is the purest form of absurdist humor. It never fails to crack me up.
Sounds like me n my siblings
I always thought he said ca va
What’s crazy is that it feels so much like an abridged anime…but it’s not, it’s all legit 😂
WHAT!?
An abridged would probably be an accurate dub.
It is considered the first abridged anime actually, funnier that it is an official work.
“I’m doing my standard anime elbows up pose.” - That one kid
"Purple hair, in case you couldn't tell this was a god damn anime" was my favorite. Don't think it's in here though.
hearing a little kid say "Can you record some for me?" in response to learning that somebody is getting laid is the funniest thing ive ever seen. yknow actually this entire thing is the funniest thing ive ever seen.
I just read you comment when it happened which made the scene so much better
Ghost Stories is the reason no weeb can ever convince me that subs are superior to dubs.
Apparently original show was so bland and boring, no one watched it in Japan, so when ADV wanted to get their hand on some anime, managers gave them this with guideline "Just leave main story and character names intact, and do whatever the hell you want". So crew just went completely insane because no-one cared - initial studio just hoped to get some money from this bomb and ADV didn't care either - they wanted to have anime on broadcast. Dubs like this happen only once in millenia because stars have aligned in a very wrong, but correct way and instead of faithful but boring adaptation we've been blessed with the most hillarious shit I've heard in a while.
@@OmegaEnvych Subs are better. But abridged shows are always gold
I only watch dub and i found this gem
Subs are superior, but only for live-action shows.
the dubs usually have things put in that werent apart of the original scrip and it just makes it a lot funnier
2:48 i cant get over this line it makes me laugh everytime
That whole scene was absolutely amazing
@@anitaagarwal7486 i mean
THATS A FACT
THATS A FACT
I sang it under my breath once and got the most horrified stare from my mom.
@@faerierain7536 lol i would never do that i probably would get that stare too im gonna try after she gets over what i did this morning
Well he at least he isn’t racist
This is what happens when you let voice actors make up their own lines, and its the funniest thing ive seen in a while
Another good anime that does this is Lupin III (namely, Lupin III Part 2.) The English VA's have an absolute field day. It's amazing.
Edit: But Lupin III Part 2 is a far cry from GS dub. X'D
No this is what happens when you let a jokster write the script💀 there wasn't a lot of improv in this
“redder than republican texas” i’m hollering
There's a better line about "lost, like a black family in Bush's America".
4:32-5:04 100000% that voice actor loves their job
the hail hitler at the end 💀
Bitch I’m on ✨fire✨
To ever assume this show had context was a bold accusation
I like how they frequently break the 4th wall as well self-awareness comedy at it’s finest
I love that they mentioned breaking the third wall 2:27
No wall is safe
5:54 Just gotta read the script 😾😿
Breaking the third wall is showing awareness you are in a fictional situation. Breaking the fourth wall is addressing the audience. You don't seem to understand the two.
@@OroborusFMA self-awareness is still relevant to break the 4th wall, was that explanation even necessary 💀
"I'll do the broadcast if you never talk to me again"
good girl you keep sucking up like this and I'll make you valedictorian. Harvard's in the bag :)
2:46 I still play this scene in my head everytime I gotta run laps
You wanna be an Air Force ranger.
You wanna live a life of danger
@@mistywindow16 you dont wanna get raped by strangers!
@@cothen Think of a big black man chasing you!
@@isufferfromOBCD well he's not racist
I love how, despite being different from the original japanese, the characterization is pretty consistent
It’s honestly remarkable how well it was adapted
Like making the older girl receive messages from God instead of being psychic is such a good choice
8:41 this gets me everytime 💀
I love how the show was a massive flop in Japan so they gave it to some dude (I forget his name) to dub and just went "This is all yours do whatever the fuck you want" and so he made South Park the anime
it wasn't the japanese that waa a flop
it did okay
there was a different english dub
that's the one which flopped
4:10 Ah yes the stereotypical sassy black woman's voice 🤣🤣🤣🤣
She even got that nightcap thingie on. 😂
“Get yo crackhead ass into some rehab; I ain’t got time for this bald-“
3:31 the way she just does the exact same scream twice in a row for now discernible reason kills me.
-bloodstained lake *AAAAGH*
Bloodstained lake? *AAAAGH*
*“GeT u cRacKaSs inTo rEhAb I goT no tImE fOr tHiS“*
The “I swear to god. Blue” got me way harder than it should’ve I think lmao
THE FACT THAT THIS IS THE ACTUAL DUB MAKES ME WANNA CRY
"Name an anime with faultless english dub"
Faultless english dub:
People can be pissed off at this show but I think it’s the funniest thing ever lol
As a Christian myself, I find this dub funny af
One of my friends is black, Jewish, *and* gay, and he'll be the first to tell any hater of this dub to go get a sense of humor.
@@opo3628 your friend is an icon
@@opo3628 Triple whammy
its so strange that i cant even hate it
Even with context it still makes as much sense
"Context is completely gone." Was there ever any to begin with? Literally any scenes in any order can be an episode and it all makes sense
Okay but even with context this anime is a wild ride lmfaoooo
“Hey! There’s some weird red fog in the school, and I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!” WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS LINE (it’s at 8:57, btw!)
5:27 omg the iconic line-
5:58 "oh well I'm getting paid for this, just better read the script."
WHAT SCRIPT?
It's a single sheet of paper that in big letters that reads "WING IT, MAKE IT WORK ITS DUE MONDAY"
5:03 as a german, this had me wheeze
What did she say?
I WAS ASHAMED NO ONE WAS TALKING ABOUT IT THANK YOU!!!
That got me good
I'm jewish and that killed me!
Wait...
Didn't notice at first. Kek
6:31 - 6:40 OMG he literally mentioned my childhood.
HOW IS THE DUB REAL ?? 😭💀
They only had three rules, and as long as they followed them, they got to do whatever they wanted.
ANYTHING
@@mutantmaster1 Yup, story the same, character names, and… cannot remember the third. That’s it and go ham~!
They didn’t got a dub script so the dub directer has to improvise it all
@@coconuttydragoon3445just remembered! They couldn't change the lip flaps that much, or at all, hence why the Little Brother spoke gibberish 90% of the time
Damn I miss watching this back in 2000
This dub came out in 2005
@@bradlee5874 i didn't know exactly what year in the 2000's thanks
Oh my gods the "I swear to God, blue" scene actually zooms in
I'm dead
Shit!😂
9:55 LET ME BREATHE LORD 💀💀💀💀
I quote the 'oh wow' everyday 💀
💀💀💀
I kept wheezing at that part! 😂
“Nice ass”
“One shall not list- Jesus your right”
Killed me
I don't think this English dub will be less cursed even with the context.
As an early 2000s kid who was glued to CN, this is even more of an acid trip than the out of context moments. I recognize animation styles, voice actors, and jokes to do with current events
“ Let’s see, 7? Wtf are you talking about?!?!” LMAO
2:16 I love this part so much 😂
Fun fact, the “Jesus” girl is voiced by the same actress as Froppy 😂
and she also voices Mirajane in Fairy tail
i think i like this fact.
5:47 I love this one
What's hilarious was the dub probably gave more context to the anime LOL
“THINK OF A BIG BLACK MAN CHASING YOU”💀🖐🏾
“Well he’s not racist”
I was really surprised when I found out it was from this dub. I would hear it in meme compilations without knowing where it came from
1:21 This line gets me EVERYTIME
"Shirotabi please forgive me for bringing you back to life, I know now that it could never work between us! As much as we want it to, it could never be! Not because you're a rabbit, but because you're bLAck" 😂
I love how even years after it was released to the American public, the ADV dub of Ghost Stories is still around, and people still love it.
Hajime gotta be the funniest and the most outta pocket character on this show 💀
Think of a big black man chasing you!
💀💀💀
They really had fun with this show and it shows
I CANT. “THINK OF A BIG BLACK MAN CHASING YOU!!” THAT ALWAYS GETS ME💀💀💀💀💀
This is the almost equivalent to south park humor which is just awesome
“OHMYGODWHATTHEHELL’SHAPPENINGHERETHESEARETHEFASTESTLIFFLAPSI’VEEVERHADTOSYNC!”
That one always gets me.
This is shock value humor done right.
It’s like they added all the bloopers into the actual show
It’s funny because the person who voices Hajime Aoyama, Chris Patton, in Ghost Stories , was the same person who voiced Oikawa in the English dub for Haikyuu.
"you're a -f slur-." -tooru oikawa
I can't unheard it now 😭😭
When I watch haikyuu I will think of this
3:53 this clip and the next one are my favorites lol
6:44 made me laugh
"Where did assboy go?"
"Get thee behind me Satan... _Behiiiiiiind_ "
5:32 has got to be the funniest line in this whole compilation
7:28 gold
if only humor was still like this
We got rick n morty
@@jefry8393 This did not age well
@@checkmate6019this aged like fine wine
@@chaoticspider836this aged like yoghurt.
2:55 I'm so done
4:00 the OG of “haha! One!”
4:05 was my favorite
0:08 WHAT DID SHE JUST SAY?
my favorite anime line of all time is "no im serious bitch. istg, blue."
0:09: Too much watching P*rnHub, Miss?
0:28: The standard anime elbows arm pose should be a trope on its own
2:18: When you try to sing "Rap God"
2:30: Don't you mean "break the fourth wall"?
2:57: Think of a black gang member chasing you!
3:23: When you watch The Simpsons too much
4:48: Warning: Without context, this might sound like a h3nt4i dub
6:26: Why is Mommy Moaning? - Coming soon to local libraries near you during Controversial and Banned Kids' Books Week
6:33: So, you're gonna stay home and binge on Ben 10?
7:35: Remember: Momoko is anti-trans
7:54: What about toxic people?
8:42: FurAffinity in a nutshell
9:04: Were you getting insurance advice from a random gecko at the pet shop?
9:09: (Insert Ching Cheng Hanji here at your own risk)
9:57: See 9:09
You ok?
This is so 2016 humour that its sad who told this guy he was funny?
@@strawberriiii776 Im honestly surprised 200 people found it funny..
it’s the “third wall” because it’s anime so it’s originally 2D :D
Deep down, part of me wishes that after this dubbing the original studio in Japan saw the results, then they translated this back into Japanese and it was made into an amazing success. Somehow picturing all that makes me laugh even harder at this lol.
The closest thing we got were people who subbed ghost stories eng dub into japanese, on sites like on nicovideo
I don't understand japanese but judging from the amount of comments going "wwww" i think they know lmao
"One day you'll understand the benefit of a good curve~"
" *GO!!!* "
I lose my shit every time I see that its so fucking funny
The ghost story dub is PERFECTION and NO ONE can tell me other wise
That GEICO ad insert at 09:05 =))))))
I love how even with context this show needs explaining
If you find one with english subtitles (still being the dub tho), keiichirou's cry is dubbed by: [Keiichiro's Sob tm] and personally I think that its amazing that they trademarked it.
Ghost Stories is like if someone made an Abridged version that got more popular so the original Ghost Stories artists took theirs down and the Abridged creators decided to take the ": Abridged" out of their title.
The Christian girl is my favorite. Her line about the internet being taken over by Muslims and pedophiles is my favorite line from her
That random "hail Hitler" gets me every time =P
finally, a ghost stories video with clips i havent seen before
Ghost Stories was picked up for dubbing by ADV Studios in 2005. According to voice actor Greg Ayres, they were told to "do whatever it took to sell the show." The only condition was that the basic story and names of major characters and ghosts had to remain intact, but everything else was fair game. To that end, director Steven Foster reworked the show into a pure Gag Dub by throwing out nearly all of the original script. When the voice actors were called in to record scenes, whoever got there first would set the tone and subject for the scene, which meant the other cast members had to follow in those footsteps. This approach produced a dub full of random characterization, fourth-wall-breaking jokes, political and cultural references.
5:26 - 5:32 my favorite
It plays in my mind on repeat
The South park of anime
Every voice actor on this series is phenomenal
Honestly as much as I find some of the very over-the-top explicit humor forced a lot of this anime feels _incredibly natural_ and actually has really solid characterization and dialogue. Like the scene with the guys talking about sisters is very real banter. Maybe it’s just the fact we don’t usually get protagonists who are unabashedly awful people but they feel uniquely accurate to a friend group of rude, spiteful kids
The context isnt gone this is with context
2:16
Omfg the 4th wall breaking was amazing 😭😭
Ahhhg the good old original anime abridged.
This isn't the abridged version... This is the actual dub lol
What happened to Ghost stories but context was never an option?
Accurate representation of middle school