My daughter and I just listened to this together over the phone and we were laughing so hard we could hardly hear each other-thanks for the best laugh I've had all week! And my life was miserable before all this started!
@@DJ-gv1nn have you ever been drunk and small before becaus i met peter dinklage once and he couldnt even remember my name but thats insane bc i write to Santa EVERY YEAR so how could such a famous elf not know my name and anyway i think he was drunk or on pills
Even after many years, just thinking about this video (without even watching it) is enough to cause me to laugh uncontrollably for as long as I allow myself the luxury. One of the funniest videos of all time. Should be included in every capsule sent into space, to show space aliens just what we Earthlings are capable of at our best.
I only just discoverd this and I kinda wanna refer to him as "Uncle Jonathan" now. He's like that wise but drunk relative that shows up at Thanksgiving with good but slurred advice.
Initially I scoffed that it's just slowed down but somehow it dawned on me that it says something about how someone speaking so eloquently would sound like such a drunk with just 1 simply shift
@@blimbly6586 dude i remember the night i made this comment i was literally in tears aswell lmao you're welcome im so glad i discovered the speed option for TH-cam videos because my life has been awesome ever since
"Dew ya evur go a-WAND'RIN' buh-neeth tha CLEER BLOO SKYY?" -- This is the most Scottish thing I've ever heard in my life, ESPECIALLY with a "drunk filter" over it.
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These all sound like legitimate questions an actual drunk person would ask.
🍺 arree youu carefull with yoour perssonaal recoords? *hic* 🍺
@@macklee6837 d-did you ever havv a jjob asa waita?
"Haave you notissed wat big starz real 'state agents huve beecome?"
This is just someone's drunk uncle. Lol
100%
0:31 "Do you believe in the power of a curse?" Perfectly captures a drunken conversation.
' ever gone mountain biking? '
the plumber kills me everytime with him already hanging on the sink as if he just had puked his life out 😂😂
"How soup-a-shisshus are you?"
00:15
these captions of yours are on point
Killed me! 😂
I can't believe this hasn't had millions of views. Tears every time.
Thanks. Feel free to share!
@@mathbee I will.
I just found it and legit have tears XD
Ditto
:39 "Do you remember the tallest man you've ever seen?" Hits so right as something some random drunk guy would ask you.
Same it's the one that got me to break for some wonderful reason
0:15 is perfect “How supuhstusshh are you?”
Yeah I love it. Thank you
😂
The way he occasionally looks like he’s clinging to the furniture for dear life really adds to the effect.
😂
Everyone "hows isolation going?"
Me "have you ever visited a flea market?"
You should see this funny parody of the show. Beyond Believability: FACT or False
@@illkitty beyond believability is excellent
😆😆😆😆😆
I put this on as soon as my Ambien pill kicked in. When he said "You wanna go mountain biking?" fucking sent me
It’s because you hear the bike pulling up first 😂😂😂
0:12 When your drunken friend clogs your toilet
"If you thought I was really drunk .......we got ya " 😊
"It's an illusion. A simple effect created by the uploader."
Based on first hand research conducted by Robert Tralins, it turns out alcohol can intoxicate jonathan frakes.
its a total fabrication!
"Have you ever visited a truck stop?" Crying 🤣🤣🤣
That's the same one that got me 😄
The "have you ever noticed" is so perfect
0:45 killed my soul 😂
My daughter and I just listened to this together over the phone and we were laughing so hard we could hardly hear each other-thanks for the best laugh I've had all week! And my life was miserable before all this started!
you're welcome and thank you for the comment
Everything going better now?
Frakes actually saw and loved this
This will never fail to make me laugh, I revisit it every few months
Thanks! I'm really happy when I can make people happy so easily and widespread.
HAVE U NOTICEEEED THE BIIIG STAAAARS
“D’yava pet?” Left me rolling
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.
Do you display this as a 🏆 ?
Me too! 🤣
Dude same.
Me too, man I needed that
Same here
If you play it at .25 speed it just sounds like Frakes groaning in pain.
This is an absolute masterpiece.
0:12 him leaning on the sink for support 😂
0:08 kills me for some reason
It's like a toddler asking a question, which makes it funnier because toddlers are just like drunk people but really small.
it reminds me of me parrot what sits on me shoulder and squawks nonsensically about all sorts of hogwash
@@DJ-gv1nn have you ever been drunk and small before becaus i met peter dinklage once and he couldnt even remember my name but thats insane bc i write to Santa EVERY YEAR so how could such a famous elf not know my name and anyway i think he was drunk or on pills
ITS LIKE UR DRUNK UNCLE U DONT REALLY KNOW WELL ASKING U THIS AT THE FAMILY REUNION ITS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣
1:10 my drunk uncle trying to get me work experience
"what do you wanna be when you grow up?" captures the the tone and delivery of a drunk just perfectly
Even after many years, just thinking about this video (without even watching it) is enough to cause me to laugh uncontrollably for as long as I allow myself the luxury. One of the funniest videos of all time. Should be included in every capsule sent into space, to show space aliens just what we Earthlings are capable of at our best.
Laughing so hard my stomach hurts. Just hilarious.
"have you called a plumber to your home lately? well, you're gonna need one in a second"
“What do you want to be when you grow up?” Spoken just like my drunk uncle.
“D’yava pehht?”
Rediscovering these videos has profoundly changed my life
'would you display this as a trophy?!' sounds like a drunken accusation
*unzips his fly*
Now I want to go back and watch all his scenes on TNG just like this.
This reminds me that one uncle you only saw at a family wedding, who’d always have a new question even though he only saw you 20 minutes earlier.
From the bottom of my heart, thank you. I laughed so hard I needed to press pause so I could catch my breath.
I only just discoverd this and I kinda wanna refer to him as "Uncle Jonathan" now. He's like that wise but drunk relative that shows up at Thanksgiving with good but slurred advice.
Stop
@@basedandchristpilled go
@@nurgle333 yield
"hve y evr vissitd a truck stop?" Help I'm CRYYYIIIINNNGGG
Sounds like a preposition haha.
Despite repeating out loud to myself "this is stupid", I can't stop laughing.
0:34 "Have you had your hearing tested lately?" sounds EXACTLY like Lorenzo Music as the voice of Garfield.
The Real Estate Agents line sucker punched me so good. This is just so good.
Everyone else at a party: We’re tired. It’s time to turn in.
Me:
And at 1.75 speed, he's back to normal.
“Do you believe in the power of a curse” will never not get me 😂
Riker after too many whiskeys at comic con
HAHAHAHA at the lowest speed hes literally just moaning in pain
"HoWw Muuch monnnney would it Takkkkkeeee" He sounds like he's getting in a taxi or some shit.
"How superstitious are you?" broke me.
"You've a pet?"
This may be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen 😂
I have literally just shit my pants from laughing so much.
😂😂😂
"What's the right tip?" in the drunk voice works TOO well.
God damn this is way funnier than it should be, but I’m friggin dying.
I just cannot stop laughing, omg, I’m in tears 🤣🤣
Initially I scoffed that it's just slowed down but somehow it dawned on me that it says something about how someone speaking so eloquently would sound like such a drunk with just 1 simply shift
I can't believe im just finding this now... this is amazing.
This works so well with those questions
"Du ya luv ta go a wanderrrin beneath tha clear blue ssssky?" That was pretty spot on, lol.
In my head cannon this is what black out drunk Riker is like.
"Do you've" is the drunkest thing you can say
🤣 some of these are so fraking perfect
This just sounds like me trying to make conversations happen
Omg at .5 speed he sounds like hes dying from alcohol poisoning hahahaha
you killed me. I am currently watching this drinking, and i can't stop laughing. Thank you.
@@blimbly6586 dude i remember the night i made this comment i was literally in tears aswell lmao you're welcome im so glad i discovered the speed option for TH-cam videos because my life has been awesome ever since
@@tannerledoux7843 HAVE YOU HAD YOUR... HEARING... TESTED... LATEEEEEELLLLYYYY...... That's when it got me.
@@blimbly6586 holy hell he sounded especially shit faced at that part lmfaoo
"Whatssss the riight.....TIP!!!" 😆
I listened to it even slower... My god, it's glorious.
0.75x speed is the funniest thing I've seen in weeks lol
I tried so hard but lost it when he said 'how much money...'
I sped it up to 2x and when he pulled up on the bicycle I lost it.
Yeah its the special needs version haha.
The drunk uncle at every family gathering
“Have you had your hearing tested lately?” -Jonathan Frakes, actively testing my hearing
"Sir, if you don't stop bothering my customers with your asinine questions I'm gonna have to throw you out of my bar".
I use these one-liners to get friends and girls when I’m hammered at the bar
If you slowly step the playback speed up till it's 1.75x, Jonathan sobers up on you.
"Dew ya evur go a-WAND'RIN' buh-neeth tha CLEER BLOO SKYY?" -- This is the most Scottish thing I've ever heard in my life, ESPECIALLY with a "drunk filter" over it.
I always listen to videos at double speed, so it took me longer than I’d like to admit to realize that I was missing the intended effect.
"Have you ever visited the Chinatown section of a major city?" Wtf? Lmao
Johnathan Frakes is a national goddamn treasure
“Have you noticed how many successful restaurants are theme based these days?”
Legit drunk convo starter.
I bet you good hard cash this is what Frakes *actually does* when he gets drunk. This, and smirk at all of his own jokes.
Where'd u go?
And then he tells you a story you know is bs, only to follow up with "nah, that never happened. Pure fiction."
This is everything I needed. Thank you
I can barely share this!!! I'm laughing so much I can gardly see what I'm typing 🤣
“Do you have a pet?”
-me drunk at every party I’ve ever been to
These are the kind of questions my drunk father-in-law would ask
The tall man question has for sure been asked by a drunk person at some point in history 😭😭😭😭
Drunk Frakes riding in on a bike has powerful energy
Alright Johnathon, I'll admit it. I wrote my name in the snow. I never thought he'd figure me out because it was in his mom's handwriting.
Sean Connery, is that you?
I wonder if Frake knows about this, he'd laugh his ass off
Oh my Lord this brings me to tears laughing every single time 😂☠️
It just occurred to me - he sounds like Todd from Bojack Horseman and he’s asking EXACTLY the sort of questions he would too 😂
_"Hao supusisoos r u?"_
_"HOW MUCH MONEY wood it take tomake u speeenddanittte.... ina Ce Me Tury"_
_"DoU displaydis asa trofy?"_
_"Du U hava pett??"_
“Do you love to go a-wanderin’ beneath the clear blue sky”
This is the funniest thing I've seen all day!
.25 speed on this video is only for true connoisseurs.
"Can you remember the tallest man you've ever seen?" Yeah...you
TH-cam should be just this video, only, forever.
Drunk uber passengers be like
Play it on 0.25x
Disappointed the algorithm hasn’t pushed this to 4 m views fucking hilarious
I love that you can play this at 1.75x speed, and he essentially just sobers right up 😂
Ya love to go a wandering beneath a clear blue sky? took me tf out😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is the longest minute and a half in my entire life.
Quick tip: Play this video at 1.25 speed.
.75 * 1.25 ≈. 93, which is a more ideal playback rate to get the distraught speech without dragging on.
1.75x speed: Johnathan frakes asks you questions in a laggy zoom call
"How superstitious are you" very drunk when he said it