Meet Cleat Meaver He swings neat meat cleaver The 19 endurance needer For three swings runs leader The strength build conceiver The no-magic believer The two-guys deleter Connection error receiver He bucks teeth like beaver The body form reaper The hey please stop breather The don't need no sheather The no witness leaver The gasp, wheeze, and heaver Who knocks knees and inseamers He rings heads like transceivers The all, and/or either But never no neither Beats souls back to ether The two quarts per litre The tuck close the heater Or get smoked like reefer His leg bone like femur The three course meal eater The please reconsider Or get knocked a metre The bear armed, the meagre And no search or seizure He kills at his leisure Proceeded by preachers who stand over meagre Dead hosts like creatures and boxes of cider Saying sermons for grievers That's right. It's the meat cleaver.
Boxes of Cedar* All I know is the American genus. It's a tree that bugs dislike (good for a grave? who cares you're dead lol). Also gets punky and not suited for construction unless a client specifically asks for it. Causes a shitfit in sawmills because it creates so much dust and so little good wood. Also, burns so freaking hot and fast.. I'd never live in it.. I hope you learned something today.
This is the definition of a Saint Riot video. If someone where to ask: " Hey who is that Saint guy you always talk about" This is the video i would show them. Absolute masterpiece of voiceover and gameplay greatness.
Demon's Souls Remake Invasions with our big beautiful flight attendant MEAT CLEAVER. This build is SL 45 Temple Knight. 31 Vitality 19 Endurance 26 Strength 16 Faith Face was inspired by Undead Zalbaag fight from Final Fantasy Tactics. Music is Adjudicator from the Demon's Souls Original Soundtrack and Remake Soundtrack. Champion Gundyr from the Dark Souls III soundtrack. I stream over at twitch.tv/saintriot
I made a faith build in ds3 and was using vow of silence for lols and a caster I killed called me bad cause "you only killed me cause you canceled out my whole build" yeah thats the point
Was not in the mood for demon souls at all till I heard saint rhyming. I forgot how good these videos were. No friends dromped items in the production of this comment.
Sain'ts got the rhymes, to fit the times, the kind of rhymes to whip your behinds. Usually with a sword and shield he'll find your sign. But not this time. Scratch your designs, and look what we found: a bloody cleaver and lots of insides. Saint's a butcher, and he's looking for his next meal, If you're alive, then you're looking like a done deal.
Seeing this cleaver of meat - Joy Thinking back to the cleavers of meat in DS1 and DS2 - Power DS3 cleaver- A cleaver made of meat that felt like meat, smelled like meat, and hit like meat. It was meat.
Goddammit I spent time listening to the intro to transcribe it, only to find out someone else already did. Well fuck. I guess have it anyway; I hear it as: Meet Cleat Meaver: he swings neat Meat Cleaver, the 19-Endurance-needer for three swings runs leader. The Strength Build Conciever, the No-Magic Believer, the Two-Guys Deleter, Connection Error-reciever. He bucks teeth like beaver. The Body-Form Reaper, the "Hey Please Stop Breather", the Don't Need No Sheather, the No-Witness Leaver, the Gasp, Wheeze, and Heaver, who Knocks Knees and inseamers. He rings heads like Transceivers, the All And/Or Either, but Never No Neither, beats Souls back to Ether, the Two-Quarts-Per-Liter, the Tuck Close The Heater, or Get Smoked Like Reefer, he's Leg-Bone like Femur, the Three-Course Meal Eater, the Please Reconsider, or Get Knocked a Meter. The Bare-Armed, the Meager, and No Search or Seizure, he kills at His Leisure, Preceded by Preachers who stand over Meager Dead Hosts like Creatures and Boxes of Seeder. Saying sermons for Grievers. That's right: it's the Meat Cleaver.
I haaaaate the people who get others to drop them souls in these games. For me the most fun part of the game is growing a build, going from weak to powerful.
~ Imagine there’s no more beans But some meat to cleave No future below us Not that they could leave Imagine aaall of the meat Being cleaved todayyyy Aaah aaa aa aAAAAAAAAAAAA Imagine there’s no more spells That could make them cease Lots of hills to die on Of only meats and grieeets Imagine there’s no more beans But all the ceents todayy YoOhooOoooo; Oooo Ooo.
I thought the expression was doesn't amount to a can of beans who want just a pile of them gotta wash them off yourself that way. Im american I dont have time for that
Saint is using the Meat Cleaver? Oh, I see ya The lord of reddit He done said it And you know he will make a pun right before striking you with that third R1
May I ask what exactly is going on with the non-damaging backstabs, like in 5:40? I don't think I've ever seen that happening in other games before, let alone twice in a row.
Meet Cleat Meaver
He swings neat meat cleaver
The 19 endurance needer
For three swings runs leader
The strength build conceiver
The no-magic believer
The two-guys deleter
Connection error receiver
He bucks teeth like beaver
The body form reaper
The hey please stop breather
The don't need no sheather
The no witness leaver
The gasp, wheeze, and heaver
Who knocks knees and inseamers
He rings heads like transceivers
The all, and/or either
But never no neither
Beats souls back to ether
The two quarts per litre
The tuck close the heater
Or get smoked like reefer
His leg bone like femur
The three course meal eater
The please reconsider
Or get knocked a metre
The bear armed, the meagre
And no search or seizure
He kills at his leisure
Proceeded by preachers who stand over meagre
Dead hosts like creatures and boxes of cider
Saying sermons for grievers
That's right.
It's the meat cleaver.
Bars
Boxes of Cedar* All I know is the American genus. It's a tree that bugs dislike (good for a grave? who cares you're dead lol). Also gets punky and not suited for construction unless a client specifically asks for it. Causes a shitfit in sawmills because it creates so much dust and so little good wood. Also, burns so freaking hot and fast.. I'd never live in it..
I hope you learned something today.
Slam poetry with Saint Riot
you didn’t warn me that this would be the greatest video ever made
What doesn't make sense is how underrated this channel with such a sensual sense of humor.
This is the definition of a Saint Riot video. If someone where to ask: " Hey who is that Saint guy you always talk about" This is the video i would show them. Absolute masterpiece of voiceover and gameplay greatness.
Nah M80 it's gotta be 40/40 in 2020
Nah that's the Partizan DS3 video
You may think he's a griefer but boy, he's a keeper. The monster double-feature slaps like no other creature.
Demon's Souls Remake Invasions with our big beautiful flight attendant MEAT CLEAVER.
This build is SL 45 Temple Knight.
31 Vitality
19 Endurance
26 Strength
16 Faith
Face was inspired by Undead Zalbaag fight from Final Fantasy Tactics.
Music is Adjudicator from the Demon's Souls Original Soundtrack and Remake Soundtrack. Champion Gundyr from the Dark Souls III soundtrack.
I stream over at twitch.tv/saintriot
It’s a pilot, not a flight attendant
I have nothing to ask, I have nothing to add.
It all just... makes sense.
Heh.
I made a faith build in ds3 and was using vow of silence for lols and a caster I killed called me bad cause "you only killed me cause you canceled out my whole build" yeah thats the point
@Lego IG-88 But straight swords are tooooo haaaaaard
You didnt make it. saint did
This video is hard proof that Saint is a god-tier wordplay master and just hides his power level 90% of the time
Omg your rhyme skills at the start are very impressive
Felt like he was going full on Dr Seus.
When's he releasing his EP?
Eminem has been really quiet since this dropped.
Damn, didn't know Saint had bars
Why does this video only have 12k views this shit deserves to be in the souls hall of fame
the title really sells this one short
The start of this video was poetry, literally.
This was not a script. This was live commentary and you can’t convince me otherwise.
He do be like that in streams some times
Saint about to drop the hottest mix tape of 2021.
Album title: Cleaver The Disconnection Receiver
Was not in the mood for demon souls at all till I heard saint rhyming. I forgot how good these videos were.
No friends dromped items in the production of this comment.
"We ant got time for wizards" lmao, this build god damn thats tasty! when i finally get my ps5 I'ma gonna get me some MEAT!
Sain'ts got the rhymes, to fit the times, the kind of rhymes to whip your behinds.
Usually with a sword and shield he'll find your sign. But not this time.
Scratch your designs, and look what we found:
a bloody cleaver and lots of insides.
Saint's a butcher, and he's looking for his next meal,
If you're alive, then you're looking like a done deal.
Ooh baby
This is *peak* saint_riot by a gigantic margin
This should have WAY more views. I've watched this probably 10 or so times. It's great every time.
after the meat cleaver comes judgement from saint peter
happy belated birthday to one of my favorite videos ever
Saint using the Meat Cleaver better let the cops know
He keeps more meat than they keep at Costco's.
Didn’t know Saint spit bars like this 🔥
2:38
Oh my god! Your Cleavalier is terrifying!
Watching this video made me feel like i was having a stroke
You are one cold saint. My mind was not prepared for this at all.
That ripostle for the Claymore is absolutely horrific. Love it
Just beautiful wordplay. Thanks Saint.
Holy fuck, man, you can't reasonably expect anyone to hold all of this fire you just spat
That moveset was the same reason I Stan'd the hell out of the Crushing Greataxe
Top 10 invaders eminem was too afraid to diss
MC Riot out here dropping bars
This video makes total sense. All the words you say make sense
I think this one was rehearsed. And the effort shows. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
🔥🔥🔥THE INTRO🔥🔥🔥
Saint out here killing it beyond space and time.
absolute fukin bars
Seeing this cleaver of meat - Joy
Thinking back to the cleavers of meat in DS1 and DS2 - Power
DS3 cleaver- A cleaver made of meat that felt like meat, smelled like meat, and hit like meat. It was meat.
you didn't have to bring the fucking heat at the beginning there goddamn
So Saint, how often do you try to do the plunging attack and say verticality just to be sad?
I didn't expect such BARS from a saint video but I'll take it
If this was anyone but saint riot I would say there is definitely a script for this video, but he is more than capable of freestyling that shit.
This is a TH-cam video that showcases a weapon in the demon souls video game developed by bluepoint on the playstatuon the console
10:11 that was badass
We need more numbers Saint.
Great! Made sense!
Honestly after my...2nd, yea 2nd rewatch, (Just 2, I swear) I realized this might be the closest we’ll get to another Riot 3:16 and I’ll take it
Lol. You are such a derp man. It is why I’ve been watching you for 4 years
Oh man, that whole opening was amazing.
The Iudex Gundyr soothes the soul. The meat cleaver is the fun a man like me loves to get hit by and hit with.
Man your videos are incredible
You got bars saint 💯
THESE BARS THO?! saint top tier spitter
Lovin it..... LOVIN.... it
The seventh R1 was a mix-up
Goddammit I spent time listening to the intro to transcribe it, only to find out someone else already did. Well fuck.
I guess have it anyway; I hear it as:
Meet Cleat Meaver: he swings neat Meat Cleaver, the 19-Endurance-needer for three swings runs leader. The Strength Build Conciever, the No-Magic Believer, the Two-Guys Deleter, Connection Error-reciever. He bucks teeth like beaver. The Body-Form Reaper, the "Hey Please Stop Breather", the Don't Need No Sheather, the No-Witness Leaver, the Gasp, Wheeze, and Heaver, who Knocks Knees and inseamers. He rings heads like Transceivers, the All And/Or Either, but Never No Neither, beats Souls back to Ether, the Two-Quarts-Per-Liter, the Tuck Close The Heater, or Get Smoked Like Reefer, he's Leg-Bone like Femur, the Three-Course Meal Eater, the Please Reconsider, or Get Knocked a Meter. The Bare-Armed, the Meager, and No Search or Seizure, he kills at His Leisure, Preceded by Preachers who stand over Meager Dead Hosts like Creatures and Boxes of Seeder. Saying sermons for Grievers. That's right: it's the Meat Cleaver.
The mad saint is back!
Third R1 'tage!!!
Damn look at these St. Cole bars.
Oh look, its the first build I ever made in a souls game.
how many tries did that intro take? it gave my brain new folds.
mans spittin 🔥
"viable"
LMAO
(also dat ending tho - epic)
It was a bad idea to watch while drinking water. I nearly died from the spit take in the first 30 seconds.
Shakespeare watch out... there’s a new dungeon master in latria
You earned a sub for those dirty bars
saint_poet
saint got BARS
holy crap... Dr Seuss over here
Yes this is the saint I love!!!
I haaaaate the people who get others to drop them souls in these games. For me the most fun part of the game is growing a build, going from weak to powerful.
Saint you can’t just spit like that without a warning lol
~
Imagine there’s no more beans
But some meat to cleave
No future below us
Not that they could leave
Imagine aaall of the meat
Being cleaved todayyyy
Aaah aaa aa aAAAAAAAAAAAA
Imagine there’s no more spells
That could make them cease
Lots of hills to die on
Of only meats and grieeets
Imagine there’s no more beans
But all the ceents todayy
YoOhooOoooo; Oooo Ooo.
Amazing
Saint "The Rap God" Riot
I really enjoy your content Saint. Just gonna throw that out there man 😂
Wish I could get a ps5 just for this game
Is it just me or did the very first strike, mixed together with the music, sound like a car horn crashing against the host?
8:22 you seem overly positive about the lack of adblocker usage around here
oh my god you're excellent
My kinda poetry
Someone drop a beat for my mans
(also mic volume is sounding much better, think you found the sweet spot!)
FUCKING BARS
I thought the expression was doesn't amount to a can of beans who want just a pile of them gotta wash them off yourself that way. Im american I dont have time for that
~viable~
GOAT
you might as well remap the r2 button to the light attack with this weapon
N O I D E D
How many sense did you make on this video?
Berserk 2016 vibes
So, coud you update the version without the Game sound? Is for...a thing
saint you missed the most important quality about this build.... it has a straight sword.....
You should write cold opens for letterkenny
This going on your new album?
Fuking bars! New trap star here
Saint is using the Meat Cleaver?
Oh, I see ya
The lord of reddit
He done said it
And you know he will make a pun
right before striking you with that third R1
Eating that peanut
Bars
3 lines in and i had to hit the like
May I ask what exactly is going on with the non-damaging backstabs, like in 5:40? I don't think I've ever seen that happening in other games before, let alone twice in a row.
If you roll right before a back stab you I frame it and take no damage