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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 14 ต.ค. 2024
- A parody of pretty much every new "Minecraft is Boring" style video that comes out these days. Not meant to be taken seriously at all, I was just bored. There are a ton of things I could've talked about more or mentioned in this video that I forgot or just didn't, but enjoy the silly lil' joke video anyways.
Also don't get me wrong, some of them are good videos... Some of them.
Edit: Also, this video keeps giving me so many heart attacks lmao, getting comments from youtubers I frequently watch is crazy
guys trust me I was one of the MANY playtesters locked in e1ows basement for testing this mod it is 100000% worth it! (also VII lets go)
He was indeed, you can trust him ong frfr
I trust you
i smell fishy business
uncursed furnace is ass blessed freezer superiority gang rise up
You were needed.
you forgot to talk about the whole history of minecraft for about 10 min before you get into the video
Shittt youre right
The Big Bang was the moment 13.8 billion years ago when the universe began as a tiny, dense, fireball...
and how its too easy wiþ no challenge whatsoever, even þem "trying" wiþ ancient cities offer no meaningful challenge (ignore how you said its too hard)
And it's always like "Minecraft was the greatest game ever when Notch was developing it. There were no problems ever and every update was revolutionary."
Minecraft was created by a Swedish game dev named Notch, in 2009 he made the Alpha build, in 2010 he made Beta build, and finally the game came out in 2011 on every console known to man. In 2014 Microsoft shot Notch’s pinky toe, and took Minecraft from him. Microsoft fucked up the game, and now we gonna fix the problem that definitely needs solving.
Boom saved an hour worth of content.
Its missing "this game used to be so mysterious and scary, but now that I have read the entire wiki, watched players break every single mechanic, and I am no longer 12, some of that sense of wonder is lost"
Best comment
Lmao. I agree thougj that the music was more weird, alien and now is kinda more normal
@@dragonlordskater5028aphex twin stopped making music😔
@@dragonlordskater5028 literally all (or most at least) of the music that was in the game before is still in the game right now
@@Glitchmaster331 yeah but its saturated with all the new music, I barely hear the old songs anymore.
"Minecraft is bad because in terraria..."
*Quits the video*
real
Yeah terraria has like 30 bosses and hundreds of weapons its nearly as though its a fighting game while mc is a sandbox game
People gotta learn: worse is not equals bad
neither are worse, they are incomparable because one is a sandbox and one is a game based around bosses and challenges.
@Kwirfs yeah for fighting I would play terraria, I was building it would be minecraft its a dumb comparison
the most accurate part is the pretentious quote at the beginning
Real, the quotes that have nothing to do with the actual video are always there
they try to sound so deep and profound talking about a game that they view as boring
@@e1owlmao true 💀
I actually almost clicked off this when I saw the quote and was like “that’s really dumb” but then I remembered this is parody LMAO
@@e1owfr it’s just “here’s this quote from a famous person you might know, look how informed I am now my opinion must be objectively true and correct because I’m smarter than you buddy”
“I’ve been playing this game for over 10 years, and now it’s boring”
You don’t say
Its so strange and crazy
Imposible
"No, no, that can't be right... Games are meant to entertain me forever!"
@@Votey12345 No that's crazy!
Impossible
😲😲😲😱😱😱😱
Fr, like I played it for like 2 weeks straight when Tricky trials came out, then started to get a Lil bored, then I went and Shadow of the Erdtree (goated DLC btw) and then got back to playing minecraft.
Minecraft boring/dying videos being a segue into a "mod that everyone's been asking for but u can only get it by paying for my patreon" is too accurate
jetstarfish moment
and it's funnier when you see the patreon and the mod is literally a set of free curseforge mods
@@Urigod1 Or when one guy pays for the mod and posts a download link to Reddit.
People forget that minecraft is a sandbox not a RPG.
Finally someone who KNOWS Minecraft
Everytime i play with my friend, while im building my lil house, he is out there trying to get to The End.
He basically just gets tired very fast.
The next day we are playing a new world because he died, lost his items and has no purpose now.
My house ended up pretty nice i guess
wonder what i will build next
Maybe a simple small shrine of some kind could just be a cute little building eventually evolving into something larger
it s both
@@larry5153 It's not; it just has RPG elements, but it's still just a sandbox game.
there's also the "I've played this game for my entire life and have several thousand hours in it, but there's no fun anymore. It couldn't be burnout, this game just sucks now!!!!!"
"Its all mojang's fault! Them and/or the community! Couldnt be my fault at all, burnout, naaaahhh, thats a myth!"
It also couldn’t be the fact that I’ve focused so much time on things like pvp and speedrunning leaving me isolated from the majority of the game!
@@woofwuf it's definitely not me not having enough inspiration to play the game,all of this is community and mojang fault!!!!
"exploration is sooo boring and it's not cause ive played the game for 10 years and have already seen everything, it's something else!!" is my favorite one of these
@@quaternaryyyyeah! you forgot to mention how they also hate on the new features like archaeology and just ignore them completely. like, bro, I know how to make exploration fun again. raise a sniffer. make a decorated pot. find your favourite armour trim. get a caravan of llamas and lead them across a desert. collect all the different types of dogs. turn structures into your bases. live in a jungle temple. make a greenhouse of moss and flowers inside a desert pyramid. turn a pillager outpost into the heart of a village, reclaiming it for the people. climb mountains, find goat horns, wander through endless caves and marvel at their scale and beauty. stop and listen to the gentle crinkle of campfires in an ancient city. pause, breathe, and take it all in. there is so much to see.
(made this wayyy too long by accident whoops)
i like how the punchline sometimes is just visual. Like "there is not weapon variety" while using an end crystal
3:01 and "Minecraft is focused entirely on combat" while someone is building. It's literally called Mine Craft
You forgot the part where you talk about your incredibly "simple" and "nostalgic" early Minecraft days and talk about it like an anime backstory
"It was all so peaceful... Back in the old days, Id build and... Spend my time with my family of 10,000 wolves, but then... The Microsoft nation attacked, brought the fires of hell to our doorsteps and ripped away the games core features, took ITS LIFE, RIGHT IN FRONT OF OUR EYES... In one instant, it was over... The game I loved, was gone..."
-e1ow rn
@@e1ow "and now, to fix the overcomplication, i think updates need to be bigger, more complicated, and more gamechanging"
@@ItzOrangeyYT “but we should not forget that these “new gamechanging features” not only change the game but ALSO completely break it!”
mfs will talk about how nostalgic old minecraft was and then forget the fact that they were a child
I recently played some older versions of Minecraft for nostalgia and while it was very nostalgic for me. It was still significantly worse imo.
"gaming isn't boring, you are" videos hold up so well to all that bs
Real, they dont need to blame mojang for their lack of creativity or their burnout
Exactly. These people are basically just saying: "I'm bored of this game, so here is why it's all the developers' fault and why you should hate the game now too."
Or blaming it at the economic system for games not being fun (instead of you know themselves for not being clever on what to spend their money on), jeez it honestly feel like people now of days can’t admit that they could be the problem.
@@positivea9111 I think there's an issue with online discourse these days where people can't just dislike something anymore and see it as a subjective thing. Nah. Their personal taste have to be a MORALLY RIGHT OBJECTIVE TRUTH. They can't just say that Minecraft isn't their cup of tea. It has to be some kind of blight on the gaming industry and a great injustice and they have been deeply personally wronged and the game has to change to suit them (at the detriment of everyone who has a different playstyle)
@@IceFireofVoid Or them spending money at bad quality games & cannot admit that maybe they should’ve check reviews before getting the game or don’t pre order a game. Or even if theirs a bad trend in the gaming community (like microtransactions), instead of blaming people who bought it and basically encouraging this bad trend (a.k.a Whales) they always blame it on capitalism(they always act like capitalism is like that controlling parents that make you force you to buy the things you dislike, even though they had the choice and could be prevented if they admit that their or others are the problems)
(Sorry if I sound like I’m venting here, it’s
Just getting my nerves about how they talk about the problem but their secretly the one that cause it)
What's that? The intrinsic fun of building something in the game most often described as "Digital Legos".
NAH bro I need to speedrun!
"my brother in christ you complain about the end being empty"
Exactly, everyone knows beating the game in 0.3 seconds is truly the goal, buidling things? inventing new things in the game? Nahhhhh who does thaaatt, come onnnn
minigame man moment
I can hear your voice perfectly
@@ratab0ada ikr its the END
it's always so funny when people treat ancient city like a dark souls final boss or something, even though the only thing you need to loot it is shears
That and food, literally the only problem down there is running out of food
Genuinely an earlier game structure than desert wells (you need a brush)
You don't even need shears, the halls are usually 2 blocks wide so just take one side and leave the other
You get wool and still have a usable path :^)
It's high risk, and does take a bit of skill, but a low gate of entry
@@zmitter4844ok well that's totally wrong; you usually need a pickaxe to get down to an ancient city, and by then you probably can get the copper needed for the brush before finding ancient cities which are super rare
This is the best use of sarcasm I've ever seen
Well it's called satire
@@MyUsersDark this video is kinda both
"New minecraft bad, old minecraft good." Ok, play old minecraft it's right there in the official launcher
actually use the betacraft launcher cause minecrafts regular launcher SUCKSSS for old versions
All of these "Minecraft is Boring" people have the same thing in common... They'd rather play Terraria.
Yes but no. I prefer terraria, but there is something about minecraft that I love. But when I return I get bored very quickly.
@@bloodreptil I am curious about your playstyle. Cause the moment I slowed my own playstyle down was when I started to enjoy the game again.
Just regular progression, get some gear, make a decent-ish house, explore more, get maxed out gear and kill the ender dragon in between that, play a bit more and then stop. Tho recently it stopped working and I found running through the game much more fun. I tried to go slower, but it wasnt really for me as I dont like the thought that I could be doing something faster. @@GikamesShadow
@@bloodreptil imo minecraft is a really creative based game where you as player kinda have to set goals for yourself. Maybe that could be fun to try (like anything from learning to do redstone to making a pirate ship and going on treasure hunts even if they dont have much purpose late game.. sometimes thing are fun no matter if its useful or not)
@@icypebbles4438Thats the problem. Building and creativity isnt what attracts me and I dont find it fun. I need something difficult. Minecrafts progression is very simple, yet effective. I love it. My only problem with it is that its too short.
Theres also always a comment thats like
"I appreciate that this wasn't a hate video and actually explained why minecraft was boring."
Or something like that
I appreciate that this wasn't a hate comment and actually explained why there's also always a comment that's like _"I appreciate that this wasn't a hate video and actually explained why minecraft was boring."_ or something like that
The worst part about these types of videos is that they detract from the real criticisms you can make about the game.
Yeah, like there are a ton of actual ones for sure, they just never mention them
Like inventory management kinda sucks and Bedrock is full of bugs but I guess the fact that this game for mainly younger audiences is "too easy" is more important =/@e1ow
Like the marketplace
You can just not click the marketplace button bro it’s not a glaring problem 💀
@@williamafton5881 Sorry should have been more specific. By the marketplace I meant no buyer protection or quality control for people who do want to interact with the marketplace
"I'll take a double triple bosses, on a new biome, 50 new structures, extra mobs that drop weapons, terraria better, make it hardcore, let the community make the game."
"We are a sandbox game, sir."
“I got it right here Squidwar- *GASP*”
“BUBBLEBASS!”
gem comment
@@shanlander-d8wGemerald.
Honestly even in terraria you spend a good chunk just building and exploring. I get a lot of fun making lil towns and biomes
@@june9914 IT'S NOT EVEN SIMILAR TO MINECRAFT SHUTUP oh sry i didnt mean to be rude but I GET SO TRIGGERED WHEN PEOPLE COMPARE TERRARIA TO MINECRAFT DIIIIEEE oh sry dont mind that wasnt me AAAAAGH ITS A DIFFERENT GAME SHUT UP AHAHHh sry i cant help it AAAAAAAAAAAA
My personal favourite part is when they complain about how "old minecraft used to be better because bla bla bla" because it just leaves me like "dude, just play that version. Nothing is stopping you from opening up the launcher and switching to fucking 1.8 or something
These videos can't go without saying "minecraft at it's core""
REAL
I find it funny cause they say the wrong thing every time like minecrafts actual core is building and creativity, like the first version of minecraft has no redstone, no bosses, no mobs, not even survival the only thing it had was building and that was the only thing it needed for people to fall in love with it
@@rhinowithInternetaccess You see this reflected in the original Minecraft content creators and their series too. Minecraft was already getting popular before the enderdragon even got added to the game. And the OG Minecraft youtubers, the content they would make that got really big, was actually mostly multiplayer roleplay content. Throwback to the GOAT of old Minecraft youtube, Shadow of Israphel. Man they started that series before there was even beds and hunger in the game.
@@rhinowithInternetaccess the first version of minecraft didn't have those things because it was an unfinished game. Notch had always intended for the game to have an RPG direction
*proceeds to highlight parts of the game that aren't minecraft's core*
"I remember when Minecraft didn't have sprinting, beds, biomes and mobs spawned during the day, but now Mojang ruined it by adding cherry trees instead of a new 100 hour campaign with linear progression and multiple endings that criticizes every politician who ever lived" (the update was free and the youtuber owns the game because they pirated it 6 years ago) (the launcher lets you play the older versions)
extremely disingenuous strawman argument but you're an undertale fan so it's a miracle if you're a day over 12 years old, so it's not surprising
@@WatsonDynamite hes pretty based for a 12 year old tbh.
@@WatsonDynamitewhat's wrong with liking undertale?
@@WatsonDynamite it's called a joke, I suppose you've never heard of them
And my general point still stands: the updates are free and they add some cool stuff, and you can still play the old versions, only to realise they're the same game but with less things, you can activate the old texture pack if you're feeling nostalgic but that's about it in terms of how worth it playing the old versions is
Mf at the top is joking, these ppl had it fly over them
I remember seeing a "Minecraft is Unbalanced and doesn't let you explore!" video, and so many of the points they made were absolute garbage. One of them was literally: "We should make rockets more expensive for elytras, because you can just build 2 farms and get them easily." Like they are being forced to build farms in a SANDBOX GAME.
The "Minecraft is boring now" Starter Pack:
Bash new updates
Completely forget that burnout is a thing
Completely miss the point of Minecraft
Blatantly lie
Dunning-Kruger Effect
Be annoying and pretentious (ok I can't be talking, I'm a Swans fan)
Don’t forget about selling a paid Minecraft resource pack- I mean "mod"
Swans mentioned!!!
@@basedcheese1
YOOOO
WE'RE BOTH ANNOYING
LETS GOOOO
@@gekinatracksuit9710
The new and improved "Minecraft is boring" starter pack
It's true now!
Barely updates at all
Same old, same old
Nothing ever changes
We're just left playing the same game over and over again
Deep dark? Useless
Ocean monuments? Kinda cool I guess
Tricky Trials? It's that hard to get a new weapon wtf?
Bee update? No
Village update: Good
Nether update: Great
Combat update: kys
I don't want to be that guy...... But
Terraria updates are better
MINECRAFT PLEASE MAKE GOOD UPDATES
Is Microsoft screwing you over? LIKE THEY ARE DOING WITH THE WORLD??!?!?!
Meat ride the old versions
These shots would make bartenders jealous
This guy does NOT miss, unlike a certain other individiual
@@superguy9834 nah that's wild 💀
@@superguy9834I ❤ MISSING MY SHOTS!!!!!!
Those shots would make Simo Häyhä jealous.
“Minecraft is Boring” mfs when they realize there’s other video games out there then Minecraft
"there’s other video games out there then Minecraft" mfs when they realise criticism is a necessary part of making things better
@@WatsonDynamitewe found the “Minecraft is boring” guy
@@WatsonDynamite Except most of them aren't critiquing it. They're nostalgia baiting you, along with lying.
@@WatsonDynamitespitting
@@WatsonDynamite i don't think mojang will watch a random ass video criticising the game and change minecraft to match it's expectations
I swear those people who make Minecraft is boring or gaming is boring videos barley even do the amount of things that are possible in the game.
Exactly, some do, and if they still get bored thats fine, its just when they do like 2 things and complain about it being boring, the game isnt the problem
@@e1ow fr
i saw people talking about how “have anyone seen these lately? its like they got removed from the game!” and they were talking about ocean monuments… ive searched like 10 on a hardcore world, they were so common that when i was going home after searching one (with elytra) i found MORE that i came back to later. like tell me you only play for two weeks rarely without telling me
The ppl who say minecraft is boring are the most boring ppl out there
just because there are lots of things to do doesnt mean that those things are fun
this and the “FIXING STRUCTURES” videos where it’s like “yeah the desert wells are cool but they should be a multi level dungeon with like 3 bosses in it, fuck it let’s make phantoms be able to carpet bomb the player because that’s how you fix a mob”
Was It that "lets add a level cap to a sandbox game" video?
Would be the interesting addition to the game in the past decade.
my way of fixing desert wells is more simple, its just to have a chance that there is a chest under one or maybe a barrel in the water with a little bit of goodies inside, nothing big
@@majamystic256 I think the solution they added was much more creative. They put suspicious sand under desert wells, and now you can sift through the sand to find items.
@@doncomputer5931 they added suspicious sand near desert wells? I need to check this next I play
"Minecraft needs no introduction
*5 seconds later proceeds to introduce the game and tell it's whole history*
2:50 I like how he says "Its entire focus is combat" while showing footage of some guy building a high detail structure
That was me working on a build for a map Im making glad you think it was highly detailed lol
The structure is the weapon.
that was on purpose duh
@@c1oudsky we already know
you forgot the part where they roast mojang for 10 mins and then contradict themselves saying that everything is the playerbase's fault.
Riiiight, that does happen a lot
cause both are true. mojang and the players need to do better
@@Isaacthemaniac as a Minecraft player I can confirm that I suck
@@Isaacthemaniacas the entire corporations of Mojang I can confirm that I suck
@@IsaacthemaniacTbh, yeah I agree that they can do better. However, Mojang also has been improving quite a lot, and I heard some interns that said that they were upset or sad that they disappointed the players with the 3 previous updates before 1.21
We never gonna let Jetstarfish live that shit down
Keep up the slander. It's much appreciated and well deserved.
I actually hate it when people shit in Minecraft only because they think it’s an rpg, it’s a sandbox game where you build and explore, not a game that has 29 different weapons, spells, and armor sets, that’s what Minecraft dungeons is for
Exactly plus, its a sandbox game, they could easily make it an rpg themselves, or get mods to do it
People always be thinking Minecraft is Terraia or smth
@@e1owImo, there's no "wrong way" to play Minecraft, so long as the contents of the game itself don't ruin the stability of the core game.
It's one thing to expand upon the base game with a new update, imo, but too many people seem to wish Minecraft to become something it isn't because they want it to be.
Wrong
@@TheEmeraldClan we need to get rid of the ender dragon so they can find something else to do
Remember kids, the only purpose of Minecraft is to defeat the Ender Dragon as fast as possible.
And completely break the progression with glitches too!
Glitches that's been in the game for a decade and still haven't been patched
And bash anyone who dares play the game any other way.
Also complain that progression sucks and needs to be changed but then complain once they do change it slightly
The pretentious wistful voice in this video is bang on
“I got addicted to dopamine because of tiktok and now I can’t enjoy a game because it’s not stimulating enough and it’s mojangs fault”
“Have something on in the background then”
*probably gets shot afterwards*
when they yap about how exploration is bad and its so obvious that they dont explore at all, because the biggest problem rn is inventory management
Ehh, i would say minecraft exploration is quite there yet, but it definitely would help if minecraft had proper inventory management.
Yeha we need better early game item space because that's when I really want to explore
the ultimate solution to inventory management: pick up less stuff and come back for stuff you cant carry rn later, also consider using chest minecarts
@@ketaminepoptarts Ah yes a perfect early game solution, just build rail lines every time I want to explore so I can put down a chest minecart every 500 blocks and then push them all back later because proper trains don't exist and I haven't built a witch or slime farm and gone afk for 10 hours so I can't make infinite powered rail
Or, and I know this is a radical idea, they could fix the inventory management problem
@@ketaminepoptarts I enjoy exploring not exploring leaving, putting stuff away going back I my base, going back and grabbing that stuff, then going back to my base and putting that away and then finally getting to explore again.
Also, wants Minecraft to fundamentally change so much, but still treats the combat update in 1.9 like a family members death
Someone send this to JetStarfish
He'll just try to sell his datapack- sorry I mean, scam- sorry I mean, "mod", even more
Ikr lol i watched his latest video and when he talked about some stuff he acted like some of it didnt exist, acted like different playstyles exist, or just completely forgot it existed 💀.
Lmao this whole video feels so targeted 💀 and rightfully so
fr
He would just say "you stole this from my yet-to-be released videos"
i love how it started out seeming serious and just got progressively more and more sarcastic and shitting on those types of people more and more
the mod that adds basic stuff was probably the absolute pick
there are 2 reasons that make not playing minecraft reasonable:
Sucking at combat, and sucking at building.
I suck at both.
And burnout
You forgot to add the part where they suggest turning the game into terraria and adding overcomplicated crafting mechanics.
Don’t forget progression locking things for no reason!
@@potatoman779Fym for “no reason”? That IS what progression is supposed to be, if you wanna cry about not being able to get late game gear in 1 hour then just do so! No need for this bullshit
Minecraft’s crafting is “harder” than terraria’s fym 😭
The point is that the progression should be up to the player because Minecraft is fundamentally a sandbox game @nas1373
@@nas1373If I want to I should be able to, Minecraft is literally a sandbox game
2:44
just wait till he finds out that there aren’t coal, redstone, emerald, lapis, or quartz tools
WHAT???
WHAT????
Idk how many people remember this but back when emeralds first got added to the game there actually were people who thought they were trash because you can't use them to craft armour and tools. And now they are extremely important because of villager trades.
@@IceFireofVoid Imagine emerald armor that gives you op discounts or makes iron golems fight and follow you basicly being your pets
No clay tools either!!!
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i swear most people who make the ''minecraft is boring' videos hardly play minecraft at all
Real
Or they play multiple times per month and act like that's a bad thing because they aren't playing it every single day after years of playing. Blaming the devs for their own burnout of a decade old game.
@@plumfadoodle4908Exactly, Minecraft is boring to me because I’ve played it so often for almost a decade
@@JeriSmiler Which is a testament to the quality. That it kept your interest for a decade on the same game. Virtually no other game would be like that with that staying power.
They are gay
I wouldn't be surprised if next year's april fools snapshot mocks these types of videos
honestly that would be amazing
@@e1ow yeah
I wanna see the snapshot just be Terraria lol
I mean this year's it sorta did and they were like "hey look, the Mojang team finally worked and it was for a Joke Update!"
@@miimiiandcoOFFICIAL 3D TERRARIA? FUCK YEA!
Tbh I dont have problems with modern minecraft, I just want some things that can make this game more... Relaxing. Making your own painting for an example, not mapart, literally making painting in game
I mean, technically you can do that by building a giant picture and then using a map to capture it but yeah an actual painting mechanic would be pretty neat
Waiting for the part that goes "In 2009 a little indie developer known as Notch-" so I can skip half way forward into the video
FR like imo minecraft is like a billion times better in multiplayer servers, they really say its boring and only play on singleplayer with no mods, dont build and just speedrun max gear then say "Theres nothing left to do!!"
I like playing alone more than with friends
Then the game isn't
Relying on third party means your community is good not your game
@@Blanktester685 Redstone, building, farming, the ability to mod. I wouldnt say Minecraft is great but I would never say that its bad
@@hybrid3006modding does not make a game good.
I think minecraft is boring, but thats a me issue. I dont enjoy building and i can recognize that the game isnt for me. But it always just pisses me off when people try to argue that modding makes a game good.
At that point you dont like the game, you like what the game *could* be
This is exaggerated even more by modding not having built in support (at least i dont think it does? Might be wrong about this). Its literally not intended and to me that makes it further disconnected from the game itself
“Minecraft is boring”
*continues to play every new update*
no no you forgot the goal of making ugly farms that produce 9.9999...*10^64 items per second
no fr, never understood why people kept saying automation was a goal?
@@Lovix13industrial society and it's concecuences
I think the farm itself and the drive for how far you can push the game is super interesting and is a really impressive creative task. What I don't get though is people who just go on Google and copy/paste someone else's design and then complain building the farm is boring and then get bored because they have everything. Like???
@@IceFireofVoid Fr like unless its a challenge video on a time limit take inspiration from farms and try to see what you can do it with it and you'll actually have fun
@agatha6999 I've only had very few auto farms I built myself but each of them I just looked up game mechanics and then came up with the design entirely by myself. Is it the most efficient and best design? No, but it's mine. I made it. And that makes it so much more satisfying when it actually works at all.
what do you mean the game does not force me to use every single one of its features and does not force me to have fun
reminds me of dmc game journalists lmao
Literally that one ultrakill review
not over the mustard
I actually got into an argument with someone on one of those vids. They kept talking about how the elytra makes in-game transportation too easy and trivial. I told him that they could just not pick up the elytra, and that nobody was making them use it. But nope, they wanted it completely removed from the game, even though they could just not pick it up. Like, how is it the game's problem if they can't control themselves from wanting to pick up an item that makes movement easier and faster?
I've played this game since I was in elementary school and now I am 22. When I was a child, this game was mysterious and it evoked a sense of wonder in me. I was ACTUALLY scared of Herobrine. I didn't know about every single structure, biome or mechanic that existed in the game.
As I entered middle school and moved away from my friends, I started playing multiplayer more and more. I would hop on random servers and start new factions, go to war with other factions, make friends and sometimes get betrayed. It was a way for me to socialize when I had no friends at school.
Then I entered high school and made a friend group. We had our own server on Pocket Edition and we would play vanilla survival together at lunch breaks. I also started watching more Minecraft TH-cam video series like Hermitcraft.
Then I graduated high school and quarantine happened. Thanks to multiplayer Minecraft, I felt connected to my then boyfriend even though we weren't able to see each other for months. We would spend hours strip mining and building while we chat. After quarantine, I started playing more singleplayer and got more into building. I would spend hours trying to decide which blocks to use for my villager houses.
And now, I got more into modded Minecraft and play automation mods. You can't expect a game to resonate with you the same way in every stages of your life. You might feel nostalgic about your childhood, but that's not the game's fault.
Same, I started playing around when it first released on xbox because whenever Id visit my cousin Id play it on his xbox, then eventually I got it on phone and my wii u and played on just those for years before only playing on phone, and until like 2 years ago phone was all I had. Once I got a pc the first game I got was Minecraft and I still play it constantly. I play other games to but even after all these years Minecraft is still my favourite by far.
If people genuinely get bored of Minecraft or find actual issues with it I think thats fine, but the people who make these videos most of the time blame mojang or the community when its just them having Minecraft burn out or just not being creative enough to truly explore the game to its fullest. And yeah most of my fun memories with the game are the ones of doing fun stuff with my friends and just hanging out, but even single player survival can be super fun as well.
@@e1ow Yess I especially agree with the creativity part. Minecraft is a sandbox game so you can't expect to get the full experience without using your creativity. Also, sometimes people want Mojang to add only late-game related stuff. Yes, Trial chambers will be easy if you go in with full Netherite armor... Yes, the loot you find on abandoned shipwrecks will feel useless if you spend hours strip mining for diamonds. People rush through mid-game stage to the late-game stage like it is a Korean MMORPG
"They add copper but not add copper tools and copper armor" Even if they did, it would be weaker than iron (since it's way more common) and start complaining about it being super useless.
Exactly, visually and like for some story stuff or decorations itd be cool but other than that idk
Mentioning jetstarfish woah
I like he idea of copper being for powered rails instead of gold but if you add his "super powered rails" COPPER IS JUST OBSOLETE *AGAIN*
I'd be fine with that sort of Copper stuff. If they want to make Copper abundant, it only makes sense then to add things that include them in their requirements.
Copper equipment doesn't have to be tough as iron, to me it just needs to be a good intermediary till I'm ready for iron as a whole.
I just don't build with those blocks. I only ever use the Spyglass and Lightning Rod.
@@SlendHQissue is copper is about as rare as iron, iron is pretty easy to get so its not really needed
@@daktotathecolossus7404
The iron hasn't been generating that much in my world seeds, and I think it's because some of it's being surpassed with Copper and Andesite + similar.
The most luck I've had is with caves that take me to Deepslate, since that usually has everything. Otherwise, I barely find much.
I actually like that minecraft doesnt change the whole game in one update because then it wouldnt look like minecraft in a couple of years
Thats what Im saying, plus getting more blocks and stuff for building is nice and helpful on its own
Then how come people keep complaining after every update that it isn’t “Minecraft-y” enough, while constantly taking about “the good ol’ days”.
And I love how it focuses on one main subject and theme, to keep it organized and appealing to a main group of players, then they have a few separate additions for the other types of players.
@@Altronix06they're morons blinded by nostalgia
@@Altronix06 Simply put, blinded by nostalgia
Someone should make a video essay titled “The over critiquing of Minecraft and the silencing of the builders” because the builders despite being such a large part of the community, have basically become shunned and silenced. Like in one of jet star fishes videos, he specifically calls the builders p***sy’s
Wait, he did?
“We need to fix the problem that players are encouraged to keep all their items in one place”
Jet, bro, you’re saying that *owning a home* is a problem.
this reminds me of the time i saw a video about something saying that BIOMES ruined Minecraft
I dont understand people sometimes lol
@@e1ow The whole r/Minecraft be like
Mojang employees are turning the frogs useless!!!!1!!!!1!1!!1
People on the original Minecraft 4Chan apparently complained that colored wool was a pointless addition.
I just saw that exact video. I didn't play it, but all I could think was they just be making video essays on anything now.
He also has another nostalgia bait video on his channel, but he turned it into a meme, and it does the nerd emoji song vs the gigachad song. The caption on both parts was something along the lines of "Guys look I made an elaborate shulker farm" and "Guys look at this cool water slide I made :)"
The title was "Beta Minecraft was Better." with a period at the end, that's how you know he was serious. The description also said no hate to Wunba, which I assume is where he got the shulker farm video from, because both examples were just other people's videos he at least credited.
you forgot to lock half of the to after you beat the dragon. so it would be better
Riiiight, I forgot to mention wanting to lock away the open world experience like they all do this is so sad
When the pre-End player is geographically locked out of any Strongholds
As someone who’s not bored of Minecraft yet after 12 years, it’s quite simply because if you’ve run out of things to do, it’s entirely on you.
Exactly, people who get bored of minecraft just dont have creativity, not a bad thing but they shouldnt blame mojang for it when its on them
I don’t like how much people hate world building features. Like archeology is pretty useless, but it’s more about the actual process than what you get
Archeology is pretty neat I dont got any problems with it, wish there was some sus dirt too but thats literally it lol
Archaeology has problems with it
I have this mod called Better Archeology and I do reccomend it a lot, you can actually get bones and it makes my nerd brain whir like OMG I found villager fossil bones!!
My problem with archaeology is that the gameplay experience is kind of shallow if you're not going into it to perform actual archaeological interpretation from the drops. I think the concept is neat and I have enjoyed the handful of videos of professional archaeologists going through their finds with it, but as a mechanic that exists in the game there's just not a lot to do with it.
It just needs a repeatable extrinsic incentive IMO. Like if there were bits of jewelry or decorative ornaments you could find that are largely useless but valued by wandering traders, there's a solid reason for players to seek out sites and a distinct object to think about rather than like, glass panes.
If I explained why we didn’t like those types of updates I would get berated, buuuuut
It’s because we seriously do not care about world building 💀 the caves and cliffs part 1, 2, 3 and 4 proves that. Nobody likes the new mountain stuff, or the frogs, or the new swamps or the insane over bloat of biomes. The only time people seemed to care was fireflies, and I mean come on they had it coded in already 😐
“Minecraft is boring” mfs when they discover Curseforge:
Predicted the video since I made this comment before watching it lol
"Minecraft is boring" mfers when GregTech
modded minecraft is awesome, also use Modrinth instead of Curseforge, its better
Me in 2016 XD
Modrinth SLAMS
you forgot the part when someone who hates new updates because they introduce too much stuff, hates new updates because they introduce almost no new stuff
The moment they call Mojang Lazy, I just stop listening to them all together
Mojang can only do so much and I think they’re trying to push a narrative that Minecraft should be RPG whether they realize it or not, which literally takes away its sandbox identity and with it, the freedoms it offers to the player.
Idk where people even get that notion in the first place, that and that it should be more combat focused. Nothing about what Minecraft has ever been was an RPG or combat focused and it has never marketed itself as such. A key part of RPGs is different builds and classes. Minecraft doesn't have that. It only has one very simple gear set progression. It never had anything else. And the combat has always been extremely basic, with bosses rewarding you with things like the beacon and shulker boxes and sponges that make building easier. The mobs aren't shown off as scary enemies to fight. They are marketed as cute mascots.
Even the slogan of the game is "build, create"
Genuinely where did people get this idea it was going to be some combat focused RPG with linear progression? It's like a person watching trailers for a romcom, going to the movies and seeing the posters that call it a romcom after watching reviwers call it a romcom and then leave the theater complaining that there wasn't enough action scenes and so the movie sucked.
Adapt with you audience or fade into obscurity.
They definitely are kinda lazy tho
@PlaceHolder16 The game hit full release 13 years ago and they have consistently been releasing major updates entirely for free. It's the most played game in the world and it makes most of its money through merchandising. They don't have to add anything to the game at all but they do it anyway. I genuinely don't get people who call them lazy when we live in an environment of 60$+ games that drop unfinished with paid battlepasses and microtransactions and then you gotta wait for the 20$ DLC and then they never add anything else to the game ever again. Mojang has honestly been super good to its playerbase comparatively and I think this idea that they are "lazy" or "greedy" stems from how much of the community literally do not play any other game outside of Minecraft. And if they do, they are on Roblox. Where most of the content is made by users who are usually underage and then the monetization is extremely unfairly skewed in favor of Roblox itself instead of the creators.
I love how the gameplay almost always contradicts what you're saying
Thank you, just trying to show how easily their arguements can be proven wrong with literally just some gameplay
"Video Essay" voice might be one of youtube's biggest red flags, it's almost a shit take guarantee, second only to "soft spoken british dude" voice and over edited video that dances around the subject that have only one real argument.
As someone who got bored of Minecraft, I can confirm that I don't have any friends.
Most of my irl friends just aren't gamers, and I had a hard time enjoying the game until my sister also got an account. The single player experience can be really lonely and melancholic if you didn't grow up with the game
Shit I get bored of Minecraft even with friends
Minecraft only gets boring to me after progressing far in a survival world. There's only so many houses/bases and buildings you can create until it becomes stale and repetitive.
@@venomdude-gc8swmods
UNCURSED FURNACE 🗣🗣
ok but this is unironically one of the best videos that mocks all those "minecraft is dying" videos
how copper bulbs ruined minecraft and now nobODY WILL EVER BUY MINECRAFT EVER AGAIN AND WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE IRL (Part 1 of 4: A Comprehensive History of Minecraft)
You know, in about 3 minutes I realized, "Oh wait, this is a nutshell video"
I genuinely thought that was real for a moment lol
Lmao yeah no its not real
A real one would be 4x as long so they can get more ad revenue
@@MrBurntington very true
I doubted you, but the frogs changed my mind. For now you may rest easy. For now.
So true
Nah, I need some axolotls before downloading, no axolotls = bad mod >:(
You forgot to mention how beta is totally superior to modern versions
Something, something, simpler, atmospheric, you feel alone in a vast world, misusage of the word liminal, so on and so forth.
@@nicholasbuffone175 I prefer a game with more features for obvious reasons
@@nicholasbuffone175There's nothing inherently wrong with preferring simpler gameplay and mechanics. Just because modern Minecraft has more features and things to do doesn't inherently mean that all those things are fun.
@@ItsB3enLikeThis What's wrong, however, is saying that what they prefer is inherently better, you know basically what the "Minecraft is boring now" crowd implies with their rethoric...
They are...
The slow, whispery, tired voice and the calming background music ties it all together Xd
This is literally JetStarFish.
Yep, thats the main one I was making fun of for sure
@@e1ow in his last video about "fixing" exploration, he said that there is literally no reason to leave spawn and that he always stays in the same biome. as if the different biomes dont offer diverse sceneries, views, building materials, or even just cool places for a base. but all he cares about is how many f***ing coal there is in different biomes or some other bullshit. clearly missing the point of HAVING DIFFERENT BIOMES!
@@Qoboiboi”I have all my stuff in one place, and that’s a problem!”
Jet, that is literally called *having a home*
"Could Minecraft be boring to me because I've been playing it for a decade straight, or because I fundementally misunderstand the point of the game, where instead of approaching it like a sandbox where you can build anything you want only limited by your own creativity, I approach it like a linear RPG and rely on farms to do everything for me instead of actually playing the game myself? No, it's all Mojangs fault." < The 'Minecraft is boring' people in a nutshell
This comment is laced with insane amounts of irony fyi
Or the game hasn't significantly improved in any meaningful way for the past decade...
@@Blanktester685 use mods then...
@@Blanktester685 I introduce you to mods
and getting a sense of creativity
@robblock8692 then minecraft is still boring as a base game if you need additional features added to actually enjoy it
0:45 had to pause to read all those enchants, 10/10 worth it 😂👌🏻
I spent way too much time on random small shit like that in this video lmao
Truly unbreakable
Absolutely amazing parody, I love every little detail, down to the overly fancy historical quotes that have nothing to do with the topic and are shoved in there just to show how literate and smart they are, and how much their opinion is worth it over yours, how much more valid and IMPECCABLE their ideas are!! Also, the fact that they only mention core game mechanics such as building and multiplayer after they introduce their ''perfect solution'' was done very well too. Only under 600 views is criminal, you deserve way more attention.
Also I thought your presented perfect mod would just turn the game into generic 3D Terraria that's focused on nothing but boss rushing and weapon progression.
Speaking of which... The people who compare Minecraft to Terraria and constantly say how much better the latter is drive me insane honestly, years ago I was this kind of a dummy too _(Which is ironic, considering how back then everybody thought otherwise),_ but now I realize how dumb it is. Both games, whilst packaged as ''sandbox'' games, are radically different and comparing them to one another *(AND* saying how much Minecraft sucks just because it's centred around building and multiplayer instead spamming attacks on bosses out of 10 trillion different weapons that are mostly reskins of the same thign _COUGH COUGH)_ is just complete lunacy.
Thanks a lot for making this video, *TOGETHER WE CAN FIGHT AGAINST THE ''MINECRAFT IS BORING'' MENACE!*
I dont have a problem with the getting bored videos if they actually like- played the game, but most only mention like 2 or 3 parts of the game, say it needs like 5000 more wepons or something, or yeah, want it to be more like terraria, and thats fine and all, but Im just confused about why they dont just play modded if thats what they want, mods are a huge part of minecraft that they all seem to ignore, same thinf with multiplayer, whenever they present ideas its always stuff that when done in multiplayer would kinda just be really bad, mojang has to think of every type of player when they release an update, mods dont, thats why they can come out faster mods are targeted at the specific audience of player that wants that mod, mojang has to think of pvp, pve, builders, redstoners, explorers, roleplayers, casual players, MULTIPLAYER, and a bunch more with every single update they release.
I think you're the first person mentioning how terraria has too many weapons, i haven't played the game so correct me if I'm wrong but aren't they some items that are so rare they just become a trophy (like that slime staff). Also they are too many ores that basically do the same thing - make gear, tools ect, again you can correct me if I'm wrong.
@@e1ow To be fair, it's a valid to criticise the base game for half baked mechanics. Combat in Minecraft is pretty meh most of the time and not super interesting at least in PVE. The existence of mods can't excuse its various issues.
But the point about mods is correct. Mojang being a large company under Microsoft also ties their hands probably plus they have to dedicate so many resources to fixing Minecraft's broken code because it's so old and make sure it runs well on as many devices as possible including mobile.
Mobile alone probably holds back the game a lot frankly.
Minecraft is still Minecraft. All the great things about it are still there. It could be a lot better in many areas...but the core game is still incredible.
@@yassifieddino1792 Yes you're correct. I'd say Terraria suffers from being very bloated and each item having little thought put into it, just there for the sake of being. And the people who want Minecraft to be like Terraria very frequently say how bloated *MINECRAFT* is! It's all very silly.
@@NickAndriadze I never understood the bloated argument bc most new stuff are easily ignorable if you don't like it, like how there are some people that didn't know about trail ruins. They say too many mobs would bloat the game like how? Y'all wanted atmosphere, atmosphere is not just decorated biomes and sounds.
The 40 dislikes are from all the Minecraft TH-camrs that made these videos.
0:05 Nelson Mandela? Is that a reference to the Mandela Catalogue!!!
It was a reference this WHOLE TIMEEEE
@@e1ow *proceeds to play a million vine booms*
I can't tell if you're serious or not 😭 but the quote is from a South African president who basically unlocked freedom to the poc there :D
@@brokebrokeasf1125 bro, if you see a guy with the name Average Cinder Block. Would you take them seriously? 🤨
0:13 EKT REFERENCE!!!1!1!!!
You forgot to say “maybe we just all got old actually…”
and then gloss over it completely
@@madelynscorner yea of course!
So true. They basically slander the game and then just say, "y'know, maybe im just old..." as if that wasnt always the answer.
"Minecraft sucks, pay me money [Breach of Licence Agreement] to add barely anything. I had to pay them an absurd amount of money, something I had no say in one way or the other, so really you *owe* me for doing it."
Insert obvious JSF joke here
i but i can make that jetstarfish "mod" myself with my basic knowledge of java and some youtube tutorials.
Correct title: "JetStarfish videos" be like
Should've added this quote at the end: "But if you're bored, then you're boring. The agony and the irony, they're killing me." ~ Harvey Danger.
Harvey danger is a kickass name ngl
It is@@TaxEvasion1452
You forgot the part of the conclusion where they say "the solution is to add every godamn mob vote mob, add everything the players want, and MORE! I mean, it's not like the mom any developers have lives other than minecraft. They should just code every single second! The game won't be bloated at all!"
Mods* srry for being the Grammer police
YEAHHH but the mob vote is so stupid :/
@@oashky could definitely be better yeah
MODDERS ADD ALL THE MOBS (foramuchsmalleraudiencenothavingtoworryaboutparityorconsistency) SO WHY CANT THE OFFICIAL MINECRAFT DEVELOPERS????/?
@@_kaleido Parity? Between what? Java and Bedrock are two almost completely separate games.
Also, Mojang is a billion dollar company, they 100% could, they're just lazy.
3:34 that no was perfectly cut
Dude. I love this video. The simplicity of what you're saying contradicting what's being shown on screen shows the core of the situation. It's a simple yet effective video. It proves that Minecraft isn't boring... it just needs an end update.
I would for sure not be against an end update, that would go hard
I like how they make a whole video about how Minecraft is boring then the rest of their channel is them playing minecraft lmao
Some of these people just want 3D Terraria
woah crazy mod, next thing you'll be telling it lets you leave the biome you spawn in
Craaaazy thing actually, thats part of the NEW UPDATE for the mod, you can actually not walk out of the biome you start in! Its insane
@@e1ow”oh that’s amazing, now I can actually get coal from the deserts, because deserts have all the coal in world now, because that’s what we needed. Exploration? Adventure? What do you mean? The only reason ANYONE would ever leave the starting biome is if other biomes have some huge objective advantage to get. Building and materials? Who cares about building I want this to be an RPG!”
@@Jackspladt oh my god i hated that awful jetstarfish take too!
blud was talking like his parents are sleeping
That is indeed true for some parts of the video
"We deserve so much more" is such a funny point because most of those videos hate when they add cool new stuff
0:14 My man already chopping down his first tree. It was oak wood, so nothing special.
Oh my god not again
@@viper_exe_ you need to. Or else you won't have enough wood for the fletcher. Did you know they have a trade that gives you an emerald for 32 sticks ?
get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head
Minecraft has been out for 11 years. It’s about time someone’s tried to beat the game while under the influence of dementia
@@stemdappleis it even possible? can it be done?
One thing that these "Minecraft is dying" TH-camrs forgot is that minecraft is a sandbox game and not an RPG!
Exactly
Minecraft is also more popular now than it was almost ever lol
@@e1ow they literally forget building exists, which is arguably the most common and basic mechanic in the game.
I agree that people have the idea of minecraft backwards.
People often forget that minecraft is a sandbox game with a survival mode, not the other way around.
as someone who doesnt really vibe with the newer updates super hard (which is why i usually stick to my lane and just play on older updates), i adore this video, keep the bangers coming out
Thank you! But yeah thats the thing, if you dont like the newer stuffs you can just play the older versions and I think thats such a cool feature
There's a reason why no actual minecraft player has made one of those videos, and you just proved it.
I watched one of these because I was up too late, and the whole time I was like: "But what about building?", "This would be terrible for SMPs", "But what about building?" "This isn't a combat focused game", and "But what about building?"
Minecraft is gone! No, no, not like that. It was STOLEN FROM US! In this video I will tell you why the Minecraft you love DOESN'T EXIST! Some time ago I thought about this problem and tried to see if anyone else had made a video with a similar theme. But surprisingly, no one talks about this AT ALL. NO ONE AT ALL. ABSOLUTELY NOT A SINGLE SOUL! So, Minecraft does not exist, and the main reason for the extinction of our game is the disbandment of the party of beer lovers. But that is not all. The main reason Minecraft fails is that there is so little "minecraft" in it. Throughout the game, I learned that not a single mine can be crafted. I CAN'T ENJOY A GAME THAT LIES FROM THE VERY BEGINNING! But that’s okay, the main reason for the decline of Minecraft is that all Minecraft videos are the SAME! Don't believe me? Well attention. They have a beginning and an end, and a duration, and a name. Do you know why they do this, do you know? It's all for viewing! I know, I know, it's hard to believe, but videos are made for someone to watch, you know? For the sake of views. It's good that I'm not like that. THIS IS THE END! When will you understand that even MOJANG after purchasing the company no longer works as it should?! What do they add to us? No. WHAT DO THEY ADD TO US? WHAT IS THIS? 200 NEW BLOCKS? 15 NEW DIMENSIONS? 14 NEW MECHANICS? AND 7 NEW REDSTONE BLOCKS? Is it really so difficult to do more?! The community, I mean ME, has been asking for a wicket update for 25 MINUTES AND IT STILL HAS NOT BEEN RELEASED!
Мне нравится тот факт, что ты перевел весь монолог из видео Пугода чтобы сделать на него отсылку в комментах под английским видео
I can’t tell if this is a Shitpost or an anime backstory
“Money can’t buy you happiness”
*5 million dollar Minecraft mod:*
You gave me a good laugh with this video, especially for how much these sorts of videos are like. XD
With these kinds of "Minecraft is Boring because I've been playing ever since the dawn of the universe" videos, it makes me think of how my actual criticism of Minecraft's current design.
Minecraft is much more obsessed with you being a completionist with all of these items, blocks, creatures, and bosses and the new items all do one hyper specific thing, rather than play with the systems that were built up years ago.
Don't forget the part where they insist that mojang never builds upon previous things and instead choses to bloat the game with new "useless" crap despite the fact that like 7 of the past 10 updates have been solely focused on revamping old parts of the game (caves and cliffs, nether update, etc)
"They need to add more to new structures"
"They need to give a use to copper"
"You never have a reason to go back"
Ok but they added the copper brush and archeology and in doing so they expanded previous structures by introducing suspicious sand, which has new unique loot and since you need the brush to access it, you may not be able to loot everything at once and have to come back to the structure later.
"Nooo archeology is useless!!!1!!1"
I would also argue that the trial chambers is a revamp of the monster dungeon that was added to the game like what, 10 years ago? And thus is very surface level due to technical limitations. They have the same core idea, fighting enemies to gain some special loot, though the trial chambers obviously have way more thoughts put into it.