I would love to talk to Mr. Theo Von on his podcast! It would be a dream of mine, Theo reminds me very much of myself maybe to much....., I’m always trying to bring out peoples true personality, I want people to enjoy being who they really are without being a fake! I have told my parents things they never wanted to hear and watched their faces of disgust and disappointment in me, I love when Theo has average people on his podcast like a plumber and truck driver, I want to enlighten him while he enlightens me! I would prefer things to be off-camera but I would give up the ghost in order to meet a famous person like Theo von. All of us are looking for more in life but will never receive the gratitude we desire, Theo Von is the most down to earth person I’ve ever seen even more than Joe Rogan on the Internet because he has much less to lose then Rogan! I guarantee you Theo or anyone else could make me feel uncomfortable as I am crazier than the dogs asshole!!!
That's exactly why Theo gots the boy, it's his secret weapon that the comedy world ain't ready to see, look what happened to Lee Syatt after leaving the church he's blowing up in the East Coast comedy scene right now. As Joey Diaz said "You fooled us all cocksucka, taking notes over there from the best like Dice, Ralphie May etc
Thank you exactly the dynamic between them is what makes it so damn funny, Theos disappointment and witty responses to Riley Mau's answers, funny as hell, I think Theo is totally aware of just how much value Rileys awkward demeanor brings to the show...
Theo had so many things he wanted to say when Riley said “I like talking a lot, but other than that I’m pretty quiet.” There was a full novel that formed in Theo’s mind in those moments, and he had the sheer will not to even laugh because he knew it was impossible to make that any funnier than it was.
"Riley just offered to beat the shit out of a middle schooler...". I like that Theo is trying so hard, and Riley refuses to talk or have an opinion. LMAO.
@@mrnburcham dude don't just assume his body composition you don't know him. Maybe his body will smell like pine tree air fresheners after he dies and reincarnates
Yup! But I think Theo keeps up the dead air uncomfortable feeling to show something different, usually on podcasts they have opposite probs....too many ppl talking at once clamoring for the most attention
My opinion, I feel like Ryan...Brian....whatever the name is- is legit socially awkward, but Theo knows how to capitalize on the situations that they find themselves in, to make it the funniest it can be. Same reason Schaub is funniest with Theo. Some people argue that it's the only time he's bearable. I like Branden personally but only watch on certain shows that he is a guest on. Theo does it with everyone I've seen, except for Rogan, which Rogan only seems funny when he's with his close friends. I cant believe i took the time to explain this because who cares. Love Theo though.
It isnt... it's funny for about 2 seconds and then it's a waste of a riff. I understand the whole straight man premise but riley isnt a straight man hes a zoomer clone that is gay and boringly boring.
I don't know you guys might not like Brenden but he is entertaining. Like him or not it's entertainment whether it's bullshit or not! Just admit y'all. Even if you don't like them don't you like watching Theo roasting him ?
Man Riley is such an anomaly its impossible to tell if he is doing the best bit of all time, or he's just really that dude. Either way its fucking hilarious
3:51 is such an underrated interaction. Theo purposely asking Riley the most idiotic shit in that scenario given their previous conversation just to get some words outta him. Cracks me up every time
I like Riley way better than Jamie. Jamie is a beta degenerate who sucks up to left-wing guests and questions everything that the few right-wing guests say.
@This One Guy nope, some people are just that boring. and ALL the comedy came from theo understanding the awkward vibe. riley isnt with the show anymore for a reason buba
Imagine being so funny that you can turn a simple conversation with Riley Mau into LITERALLY the funniest shit ever. Theo is on another level. You're incredible Rat king we love ya. Were you born with birth defects killed me
Either Riley is going to slide into the dark arts or Theo is going to go full born-again. This hilarious tight rope act can't last forever. It's like two super-massive black holes orbiting one another in a dance to the death.
bit.ly/theovonclips
I would love to talk to Mr. Theo Von on his podcast! It would be a dream of mine, Theo reminds me very much of myself maybe to much....., I’m always trying to bring out peoples true personality, I want people to enjoy being who they really are without being a fake! I have told my parents things they never wanted to hear and watched their faces of disgust and disappointment in me, I love when Theo has average people on his podcast like a plumber and truck driver, I want to enlighten him while he enlightens me!
I would prefer things to be off-camera but I would give up the ghost in order to meet a famous person like Theo von. All of us are looking for more in life but will never receive the gratitude we desire, Theo Von is the most down to earth person I’ve ever seen even more than Joe Rogan on the Internet because he has much less to lose then Rogan! I guarantee you Theo or anyone else could make me feel uncomfortable as I am crazier than the dogs asshole!!!
Dude you should just hire me to look up all the stuff
Did you puth the outro song together?
That's a fire outro. gang gang
phishing for subs, my man.
worked.
Riley is TERMINALLY CHILL
LMAO
Lol
thats pretty great
It takes skill to completely kill a conversation with every answer you give 😂
It doesn’t actually lol
@@victorguerrero3197 True lol
i wouldn’t call it a skill, but it’s pretty niche considering not too many want every part of the conversation hit a dead end lol
That's exactly why Theo gots the boy, it's his secret weapon that the comedy world ain't ready to see, look what happened to Lee Syatt after leaving the church he's blowing up in the East Coast comedy scene right now. As Joey Diaz said "You fooled us all cocksucka, taking notes over there from the best like Dice, Ralphie May etc
As a stutterer, this is exactly what I do 😂
Did you havd any birth defects?
Riley: I'm a musician
😂😂😂 that’s my favorite!
I’m 💀
As a fellow musician, I can relate..
No I’m talking about birth defects 😂😂
Riley is the only person who can spend hours with Theo and not laugh once.
rylie thinks theo is dumb thats why lmao
Dude I saw him laugh once! That counts
I totally understand him,
@@karleykaysinger2564 what podcast did Rylie laugh at theo? Never seen Rylie chuckle before 😂
When I remember ill lyk 🤣😂
All of Riley’s answers are conversation killers 😂
😂
Its amazing really
Conversation strangler Stevens
He's like the Bad Friends' Rudy that never came out of his shell.
Ahaha didn't even think about it like that but now that it's pointed out I can't avoid thinking about it.
Riley Mau is either just some awkward dude or one of the greatest comedic minds of our time. There's no in-between.
The two go together. I bet Riley reminds Theo of how he was when he was young.
We won’t be able to tell😂
I concur
Lol
Nick said at one point he was "talent". So if he's a comedian then he's a damn genius.
I like talking a lot, but other than that I'm a pretty quiet dude.
-Riley Mao
Such an Iconic quote
@@p9rkourd238 fr
lmao Theo's reaction when he says he likes talking a lot
10:00 🤝
I'd like the comment but it's at 666
I kinda like the dynamic tho. The weirdest man on the planet and a kid who doesn’t speak. I love Theo trying to get things out of him
It’s like by adding absolutely nothing he adds so much to the show. I’d certainly miss him if he ever left.
Two weird guys on complete opposite ends of the spectrum.
Thank you exactly the dynamic between them is what makes it so damn funny, Theos disappointment and witty responses to Riley Mau's answers, funny as hell, I think Theo is totally aware of just how much value Rileys awkward demeanor brings to the show...
Reminds me of Diaz and Lee in a way... kind of a Rick and Morty dynamic
It’s beautiful and perfect real life cartoon type shit
gang gang
bruh 🤜🤛
Gang gang broda
Gucci gang son
That gang gang hitta son
Gang🐀
It’s like he’s killing the podcast and giving it life at the same time lol
"I am a Christian, and an Eagle Scout"
Riley 2024
🤣
This dude is unreal 😂 you can't make this stuff up
I mean having eagle scout skills is dope
Theo had so many things he wanted to say when Riley said “I like talking a lot, but other than that I’m pretty quiet.” There was a full novel that formed in Theo’s mind in those moments, and he had the sheer will not to even laugh because he knew it was impossible to make that any funnier than it was.
Lmao that just came up when I read this comment it’s gold
"Riley just offered to beat the shit out of a middle schooler...".
I like that Theo is trying so hard, and Riley refuses to talk or have an opinion. LMAO.
Hes probably just shy
I know he's a Christian, however his body will in FACT smell really bad after his death. Boy is LAME
@@mrnburcham ??
@@mrnburcham dude don't just assume his body composition you don't know him.
Maybe his body will smell like pine tree air fresheners after he dies and reincarnates
All of Riley’s answers are conversation killers 😂
I wanna see Bobby Lee with Riley
Nah Bobby Lee will corrupt him in bad ways with his obnoxious perverted dark energy
@@I_discovered_civilization dark arts Bobby doesn’t even do dark arts anymore
Bobby would make fun of riley and theo would defend riley lol
@@I_discovered_civilization this is very true
No way I was literally thinking the same thing and then saw this as the top comment
If this guy knew Government secrets, they would never get out
ccp secrets
funniest comment on this. hard as a rock
for all we know he does & we’ll never know
He does
Theo: “You know anybody that’s been serial killed Riley?” Riley: “No” Theo:“you gotta live a little brother”
Shit fuking had me dead
Hahahaha 😂
Green sweater theo is straight up pissed at riley mau
Lmaoo
He was sitting with his laptop closed
"OKAY what about the statue BUBBA" 😂😂
Its called Theo gets Rat rage. Rat King and the Bee Sting. Riley get your life together, bruh.
“Hate to put you to work there” spoken like a true employer. love Theo
But then full opens his laptop, I swear he had never done anything todo with a podcast before this
Riley so pure and innocent with his white desk.
And Theo with the dark arts desk.
“I have not” - Riley Mau
@usmanzaffar4453right
This is such an underrated comedy duo. Much better than people who try to talk over each other.
Hell yeah Riley over Brendan Schaub
Ehhh idk this gets stale...funny in a compilation, but can't finish a whole episode
I think that’s exactly the point lmao
“What about the statue Bubba?” Had me dying
Theo is a comic genius. Asking questions that seem legit but have no discernible answers.
Most people see the humour in it and the conversation flows
Haha it’s not just Theo tho lolol
You mean like casting spells in public?
Your observation deserves a metal bruh.
@@johnjaso385 thanks. I agree! Hehe
I love how Riley doesn’t ever realize Theo is joking😂
95% of the time he's not joking, that's Theo Von
Riley mau is like talking to an uninterested son who is looking for some cash.
Spot on😂
My father can relate
"Do you have any birth defects Riley?"
"I don't think so. I mean I'm a musician."
"No, were you born with any defects."
2:22 *Theo's impatience intensifying* "oookay WhAt About THE STATUE BUBUUUU" 🤣😭
Yup! But I think Theo keeps up the dead air uncomfortable feeling to show something different, usually on podcasts they have opposite probs....too many ppl talking at once clamoring for the most attention
@@remainfocused8570💯
My opinion, I feel like Ryan...Brian....whatever the name is- is legit socially awkward, but Theo knows how to capitalize on the situations that they find themselves in, to make it the funniest it can be.
Same reason Schaub is funniest with Theo. Some people argue that it's the only time he's bearable. I like Branden personally but only watch on certain shows that he is a guest on.
Theo does it with everyone I've seen, except for Rogan, which Rogan only seems funny when he's with his close friends.
I cant believe i took the time to explain this because who cares.
Love Theo though.
@@jonwoods3261 I read your take on it buddy. I cared. I liked it. Gang shit onward!
Lost my job today, so it isn't much, but appreciate you caring
This video should be called “Riley Mau Making Theo Von Uncomfortable”
I think Riley prefers dead air.
I think he's just an awkward person emitting awkward energy.
He’s playing the straight man. Compared to Theo who is himself . The funny man, perfect combo and they killed it
Theo's face when Riley says he likes to talk a lot 😂🤣😂
This is comic gold from both sides. Genius
I think ur giving riley too much comedic credit
Idk, is Riley acting or is this real???
@@matthewp5472 pretty sure thats just riley and thats the beauty of it
@@_ki11shot_41 yeah i don't think people are actually that genius
Not really it’s all Theo. Riley just sits there like a plant.
When you can shut down a master conversationalist like Theo, you are a god.
you may have answered the question of why Riley is so good for Theo
Riley is a true genuine creature of the dark arts
If he was we would never know.
How? He’s Christian
Honestly I find this very hilarious, Theo is trying so hard but Riley gives him nothing to work with😂
Which is why it’s funny
The first clip was so damn ironic and perfect
It's like this on going bit, I love it. It's like getting a new co worker
Theo knows it's funny, he plays it up a bit for the laughs
"I like to talk a lot... other than that I'm a pretty quiet guy"
We have to find out who edited this. Presumably Nick, right? If it was Riley himself then this takes on new levels of comedic awareness.
@@purpleguy9114 your dead air responses are their own comedy. You, sir, are a credit to that fine show.
@@purpleguy9114 didn't they rip you off?
@@saelvor yep
@@purpleguy9114 Who are you?
They basically ripped some other guys video, who is in the other comments
Theo is always talking with other comedians and people who can improv, so the dichotomy here is gold.
It isnt... it's funny for about 2 seconds and then it's a waste of a riff. I understand the whole straight man premise but riley isnt a straight man hes a zoomer clone that is gay and boringly boring.
@@davidfhth6842 I thought the whole video was hilarious, but to each their own
Yh theos pauses are gold after a Riley response
Riley is already 1,000x better sidekick than Schaub
I’m not a huge Schaumburg(spell check turned it into that so I’m keeping it) but him and theo make a good team
Agreed. He’s way more interesting
Theo and Schaub make a good team I think.
I don't know you guys might not like Brenden but he is entertaining. Like him or not it's entertainment whether it's bullshit or not! Just admit y'all. Even if you don't like them don't you like watching Theo roasting him ?
There's literally no fucking way
Riley is the one of the greatest sidekicks in podcast history, right up there with Adam Egret
ADAM EGRET got nothing on Riley
Benjamin Avery
It’s Adam Egert
Will Smith to Jada pinkett.
Riley wants nothing to do with anything, but will quickly defend his honor against a middleschooler lol
Gotta have a code 🤷🏿♂️
The samurai way………you feel me………
I've laughed out loud more to this video than any comedy special I've ever watched. This is absolute gold
SAME
Riley: “I like talking a lot.”
Theo: 😯
Lmaoooo. Yeah theos like this kids iq is off the charts
that part GOT ME hahah they should of put that clip right at the end of this compilation
The best part is he always calls him Riley Mau and never just Riley
Rahhley Moawww
... and there you go ladies & gentleman that’s Riley... 😂
Lmao
Theo/Riley Mau dynamic always has me dying laughing from my core!
So thankful this is in the world 🙌
Riley is like an early Lee Syatt ready to be shown the world.
Imagine Riley working with Uncle Joey. Riley could never keep up lol
Ehhhh…..No Lee is much different than this dude
This is hilarious. Riley's recieving so much life experience with his short time with Theo.
At first I was cringing and now I can’t get enough of Riley. He’s perfect for Theo.
This is a hilarious dynamic. That kid gives Theo zero help.
You can tell the Rat King hasn't had a cigarette for a few days in some of these videos.
Man Riley is such an anomaly its impossible to tell if he is doing the best bit of all time, or he's just really that dude. Either way its fucking hilarious
My thoughts exactly lol
It’s so interesting to see these two converse. It’s apparent how they’ve come from such different worlds. Funny and interesting
Yeah theo picked a Mormon boy scout cause he can trust that he won't jump out a second story window with all his shit .
I'm just here for the GOLD icebreakers. "So, you got any body hair?" "You ever have rib damage?" "You have any birth defects?"
"Riley Mau" 😂😂 i cant hear that name without Theo's accent 😱
The awkward silence is so funny it really makes Riley a character
You can tell that theo has to stop himself from laughing sometimes. Comedy genius to have the awkwardness
Coming back to this after watching Lobster... Our boy has grown...!
“Do you watch football, Riley Mau”
“I’m not a big fan”
“Ok great”
I don't recall
Riley is everything Theo needs in his life. Forcing him to dig deeper every day.
The song at the end goes so hard when ur going thru the comment section
gang
@@TheoVon gang
3:51 is such an underrated interaction. Theo purposely asking Riley the most idiotic shit in that scenario given their previous conversation just to get some words outta him. Cracks me up every time
Theo’s timing on this is epic.
Theo: You had any small animals?
Riley: I had a dog when I was little
Theo: Okay thats great
Lmaoooo
The awkwardness from 10:29 is the kind of moments I live for ! So hilarious!
Mexican standoff! Lmao.
yeah man that was amazing
Theo is Gold 🙏🌟
Seems like Riley won 😂
what was so interesting about that corner 💀
this gives me the deadpan vs chaotic energy i get from jordan schlansky and conan
Theo: I'm from Covington, Louisiana. You know what that town's famous for?
Riley: Cheese? No wait, that's Wisconsin.
"I like talking a lot," Theo was taken aback by that one 😹
I made the song at the end. Gang bruh 🤘
track is a hitter bruh. keep bringing that heat. gang.
Just beautiful, a Piece of art
That shit goes hard
@@derekjohnson9807 gang bruh
@@TheoVon I appreciate that bruh. I stay in the lab cooking these hitters
So nice of Theo to “Make-A-Wish” come true.
Riley isn't going to become worldly and experienced overnight, he is still a very young man
Haha why should he want to be?
NEVER in two decades.
Riley mau is the hardest mudda ever show some respect boy!!!!!
"Tremendous side kick! And lemme' tell you somethin, Joe Rogan..."
Theo's face when Riley said he loves talking almost had me fall back in my chair
The unintentional comedic genius is undeniable! Love this .
Literally the best duo ever! 😂 the awkwardness makes it even better😂
10:34 - 10:46 When family guy has a cutaway gag in the middle of a conversation
I would love to see Riley fill in for Jamie one day lol Joe rogan would not be as patient as the Von. But his comments and faces would be priceless
I like Riley way better than Jamie. Jamie is a beta degenerate who sucks up to left-wing guests and questions everything that the few right-wing guests say.
I'm just imagining Rogan staring at him
@@leetheflea4096 Lol. Probably with a frustrated face and all
" and there you go folks. . ." Haha makes me laugh everytime!
I ducking love this dynamic! I might start watching the pod again.
Theo trying to get Riley to talk is some of the funniest ish out there. He might be a comedic genius tbh
2:21 ish “okay what about the statue bubba?” Had me rolling for some reason haha.
We need Riley back for a life update. Not for a while tho
Did he finally get rid of him? Lmao
yes or at least seems like it he hasn’t been here for awhile
@@thisguygrant I mean I figured but was wondering if he acknowledged it and I just missed it haha
He needs to comeback
@@j_rey11 no lol
Why is the dynamic the funniest thing on earth to me lol
Bob Hope did not visit his own statue as he had been dead some years prior.
Thanks for clearing that up
They said in the vid the statues been up for 34 years and Hope died in ‘03 so it was possible for him to visit
The song at the end is absolute fire!!!! 🔥
This whole video was perfect 😂
Riley, you have a child right there challenging you. Hahahaha
Riley is incredible for the show. I hope he stays on for many years to come.
Riley sounds like he is struggling to stay alive.
Theo is best when rambling on his own, I hate when people interrupt or just don't get him. Riley is the perfect amount of company Theo needs.
Theo’s break at 2:22.....I felt that 😂
“Any parting word you have Riley?”
“No not at all.”
Pretty much sums up Riley’s existence.
Think of it as a bit.. if that's the case Riley Mau is a comedic genius.
Agree 💯..just in the amount of Restraint shown Riley is a seasoned Vet!
@This One Guy nope, some people are just that boring. and ALL the comedy came from theo understanding the awkward vibe. riley isnt with the show anymore for a reason buba
It 100% is the case. I wasn't sure until Riley couldn't figure out what sign language is at 15:45 🤣
this is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object
Imagine being so funny that you can turn a simple conversation with Riley Mau into LITERALLY the funniest shit ever. Theo is on another level. You're incredible Rat king we love ya. Were you born with birth defects killed me
That song at the end was 🔥🔥🔥🎶
Riley’s so awesomely wholesome
Tbh - whether intentional or not, by not bringing anything to the table Riley actually brought EVERYTHING to the table. This is all comedic dynamite.
Parrots casting curses on people. Killed me
Either Riley is going to slide into the dark arts or Theo is going to go full born-again. This hilarious tight rope act can't last forever. It's like two super-massive black holes orbiting one another in a dance to the death.
Goin through a tough time rn and this vid made me uncontrollably laugh 😂 god bless theo and riley ❤️
God bless you, Dayton! Wish you the best in your troubles, keep featherin’ it brother! Much love, gang Gang!!
Every now and then I come to this video to make my days better 😂❤
Riley is the man, Theo put him through so much insane commentary and he just rides with it and doesn’t care haha