I can't tell you how often the beginning of this pops into my head... I'll be about to put a song on on spotify, and the first thing that pops into my head is- "GIMME FUWE GIVE FAAF GIMME THAT WHICH I DISASNOWAT!!!"
Every few seconds, this just feels like getting in a roller coaster and preparing for the worst; and then right when you think it's about to go, it just suddenly shoots backwards
I wish radio stations would play these versions. People call in and ask "why you do dis?" RS: "because fuck you! Now here's some garbage comercials we know you love"
The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world. He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them. He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only. He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures. He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people. He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within. He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands. He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers. He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries. He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance. He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation: For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States: For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury: For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies: For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments: For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever. He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us. He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people. He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation. He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands. He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions. In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people. Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends. We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
This is incredible... LOL
Table
would love to see you play more metallica! (not requesting that btw, just saying)
Saw you play this earlier on your stream that just finished - hilarious! (Twitch username EdwardTSweet)
I don't remember much during this song...I think I was crying from laughing too hard.
I know right
🅱😂
0:56 "FUEL IS PUMPING IN MY ASS!" That doesn't sound healthy-
My favorite part
DID HE STUTTER?!
😂
I love how aggressively James says it!
its normal
*WHY ARE THERE GRAPEFRUITS IN MY METALLICA?!*
Why are there Metallicas in my grapefruits?
@@papajawn Why is there Grapetallicas in my Metafruits?
HOLY SHIT
Good question
@@TheOneWhoHates777why is slaytalica in my anthraxica
i can no longer hear the original version without passing by this song
Sometimes I look back and ask how the Hell did this get me into Metallica
but you're not complaining, are ya? haha
XDDDD You’re a legend.
for me it was bOne(r) lol
@aeternum49 that's the song that got me into memetallica. But I already listened to metallica before that
I can't tell you how often the beginning of this pops into my head...
I'll be about to put a song on on spotify, and the first thing that pops into my head is-
"GIMME FUWE GIVE FAAF GIMME THAT WHICH I DISASNOWAT!!!"
Shhhhaaashhhhh
GIVE FOOD
GIVE ME FRIES
GET ME NIPPLE ON THE SIDE!!!!!!
@@davidcoghill8612 YEAHHHHHHH
table
table
SAME. The start of this has haunted me weekly for the last six years.
& K N U C K L E S
Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series
New: Funkey Mode!
Shadow mode coming soon
4:14 "... SHIET!! I FORGET!"
(in engi's voice) heavy what did you forget?
I am heavy weapon
Every time I listen to Fuel and the solo starts, I start rapping the fucking Nate Dogg bit over it. No one knows why I know it works so well
1:15 I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
Asoivel Muidragniw YOOOOUUU!
TABAT
with ur avatar pic makes it even funnier lol
Errrrrr
So give me feuef, give me tebe,give me that which I desÆÆÆ
1:20 YOOOUUUU!!!
*CLASSIC*
RED LIGHTS!
EXTRA THICC!
2:35 Someone make a full version of this, please!
HAWKEYESOLO I know right! The guitar is fucking awesome there
oh men this is awasome
You're god darn right
It fits WAY too well.
HAWKEYESOLO its you re
posted in the wrong neighborhood
*WHY ARE THERE GRAPEFRUITS IN MY* Metallica *, HO-LEE SHIET*
Every few seconds, this just feels like getting in a roller coaster and preparing for the worst; and then right when you think it's about to go, it just suddenly shoots backwards
1:52 Holy shit its been ages since I've heard this
*_GIMMIE FUEL! GIMMIE FIRE! GIMMIE THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH!!_*
Quench my thirst with nazi memes
@@rpk7330 wut
@@TyrinsClips just replace it in the song
Give me food
Give me fries
Give me nipples on the side
Thanks you 8BitDrummer.
Really.
Dude I went into a coughing fit from laughing so hard this is genius xD
2:12 fyoo fyii fyoo fyoo fyoo foo
HUUUUUUUUH-
*explosion*
why was 2:35 fire
Make a whole thing from that, it was actually good
Yeahhhh 😂😂
"You reposted in the wrong neighborhood "
@@adamwelsh5744
Maybe, I don't remember this comment or this video
2:12 why is this the part that kills me
it's very siivagunner like
do do do do do dooo
Fuel fuel fuel fuel fuel fuel!
Burning *HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArd* loose and clean!
Gets me every time!
Loose and loose
Goddammit I know exactly where that "wheeeee" is from...
The Rising Challenger I thought it was from the Simpsons.
It’s from the video called Firefox “Whee!”
Got accidentally put on my playlist and as bob ross would say this is a happy little accident i love this
*GIMME FEEWIT GIMME FIVE GIMME DABAJAH aSsCoObAt!*
Who else is here because of jasonparadise?
Blast Beat Brutality me bruh
This is a masterpiece, its almost better than the original version
1:58 the best moment
0:35 that one kid who listens to anthrax: *smiles*
Solid meme. Meme Master approved
GIMME FUEUF, GIVE ME FIF, *GIVE THAT WHICH I (???)*
give me that which I desihcihwtaht
YOOU
Turn on beyond the bone bone bone booooooooo
This is way better than the original could ever dream of being.
Table.
Fuel is still a good song tho
T A B L E
T A B L E
T A B L E
@@Apansincebirth dude it's been so long since I made that comment that I even transitioned, thanks for making me listen and laugh again lmao
@@kinzerio lets wait for more people to continue the chain
@@kinzerio also congrats
If I ain’t got a weapon ima pick up a-TABLE
*GIMME FEUUEF, GIMME FAAF, GIMME JABAZABAJ*
HEYY! wassap 😎
I wish radio stations would play these versions. People call in and ask "why you do dis?" RS: "because fuck you! Now here's some garbage comercials we know you love"
I cannot listen to “Fuel” normally on the Fortnite Metallica event anymore because of this
…And honestly, that’s fine
I have no idea how I got here. But I needed this in my life!
I can't stop listening to this. Why do I keep coming back to this
This version is gonna be stuck in my head while I play Fortnite Festival 😭
This is absolutely incredible. I needed this laugh my dude. Thank you thank you thank you!
T A B L E !
Of chop suey 😂😂
I don’t like how perfectly Shake That fits
0:41
Why must I laugh so hard at that?!
This is great...
And Knuckles
I was blessed by this song.
AND K N U C K L E S
For anyone wondering 2:35 song is shake it by Nate dogg and slim shady
Fuel is pumpin' en- MY ASS
I came for the infamous second son picture, stayed for the song!
Glad I'm not the only one who knew where that picture came from.
I love infamous
Если Джеймс Хетфилд это увидит он снова начнёт бухать.
Table memes will be eternal
1:20 YOUUU!
"Shit! I forget!"
-Heavy
TABLE
Grow up, minecraft is irrelevant
Geddy Lee hey let him like Minecraft if he wants
"minecraft is irrelevant"
interesting. very interesting.
3:12 best
insane how well eminems shake that ass for me, fits in this song.. genius!
The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
Dolan Duck Is that the declaration of independence?
You lost no nut November. You sinner
Torbjorn 76 you played yourself, if you nutted every second you'd have lost at 12:00 sharp
REEEEEEE-
y u do dis?
I'm gonna steal this.
And knuckles
WHY ARE THERE GRAPEFRUITS IN MY METALLICA?
POV: James forgot the lyrics
*SHAASH*
*_Shash_*
SHAASH
Gimme Feuef Gimme Faief Gimme That which I ask a what
Fav part xD
_Give me fuef, Give me fief, Give me That whitihwtahthatwhitihwtaht!_
~and KNUCKLES!
Combo 2
Combo 5
With a double side of fries
I need MORE!
Yeah Table
TAAABLE
3:36 I died at that part
0:59 😂😂😂
im gonna hear this version everytime i play fortnite c5s3 now lmao
Nobody gonna talk about Delson bein the cover? Man InFamous really did die 😂
I came here over 4 minutes just to to look for a picture...!!!!
lyrics onto my table! Quick!
1:17 GIMMIE THAT WITCH I DES *_AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA_*
master piece
CHURNING MY TABLE.
2:13 Fuel Fuel Fuel Fuel Fuel Fuel
Dude this is amazing
I cant wait to play this shit back on compact cassette lol
Adrenaline pumping in a different way 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
i almost fell out of a high chair at the beginning
ShAAsH
Gimme feuef gimme faf gimme...
If I had a nickel for every time Table became a meme in the metal scene i'd have 2 nickels which isn't a lot but its strange that it happened twice
2:16 XDDDDDDD
3:35-3:42 what is the weird OoWoOwOoWoOwOoWoO sound in the background
This is just a reupload of BrandiPat's Fuel meme chart uploaded a month prior to this
GIMME FUIUF GIMMIE FIVE GIMMIE DAT WHICHIASDOAH
0:55 gets me every time
Soup sent me 😂😂
Gimme FUEUF
The beginning though
Shoutouts to Simpleflips
NicksgamertagXP best part of the stream
GOD DAMMIT I NEED LYRICS
Same
P
P
O
O
P
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Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Gimme... SHIT, I FORGET fucking killed me
swallow future, SPIIPS
I wish this had captions
GIMME FUEEUF
GIMME FAAF
GIMME THAT WHICH I DESISED I
Gimme... SHIT
*I forget*
👑👑 US ARMY HD