The reason it isn't on theme team channel yet is because my computer fried before I could finish the preview video. On top of that, I'm out of state with family for the week. So the official preview video is coming next week. Hopefully that clears things up!
“Lyrics” (with my own euphemisms): [Intro] (Halo voice) Slayer (sounds of warfare) (Fred from SpongeBob: My leg!) (someone humming the intro guitar tone-deaf, with coughs throughout) [“Verse” 0] Ye-yeah! I can’t remem… (silence) [Verse 1] I can’t remember FAWKIN’ SHIET Can’t tell if this is true or a meme Deep down inside, I feel the meme This terrible silence stops *ME* woN taht eht raw si hguorht htiw em I’m waking up, I cannot sees That there’s not much left of me Nothing is real but pea-ness [Chorus 1] Hold my breath as I wish for deck Oh *please, God WAKE* _MeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEe!_ [Verse 2] Ye-yeah! Back in the womb, it’s much too real In pumps life that MOSES must feel But can’t look forward to reveal Look to the tAH when AAAAAA LOOOOOve …Decks Just like a wartime no-no-no-no Tied to machines that make me *FAWK* Cut this deck off from me [Chorus 2] Hold my deck as I wish for death Oh please, God, *wake* (shrieks as though castrated) *_MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!_* [Chorus 3] We are number one! Oh God, *SPANK* me! Hold my Pingas (Grapefruit) (JonTron: *STOP!!)* Oh please, Daddy, take me…! Ye-yeah! [Opening verse to “All Star” by Smash Mouth] Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed… [Interlude 1] It was at this moment that Jason knew… he fawked up. [Bridge] *DARKNESS* imprisoning me! All that I meme, absolute hooh! I cannot live, I cannot die! _Trapped in myself,_ body my holding cEeEeEeEeLl! Landmine has taken my saias! Taken my pea-ness, taken my hearing! Taken my arms, taken my legs! Taken my soos, left me with life in _saaaaaaauce!_ [Interlude 2] (Drum breakdown from “In The Air Tonight” by Phil Collins) [Skit] Ulrich: I don’t think we have a song called “Dick”! Hetfield: (x2) You’re a dick/My deck/You’re it, guys. [Interlude 3] (Herman Li’s Solo from “Through the Fire and Flames” by Dragonforce, only to be paused by an atomic bomb explosion at Bikini Atoll, continuing, then One resumes) [Interlude 4] (“Eruption/You Really Got Me” by Van Halen, then “The Devil Went Down to Georgia”, as covered by Steve Ouimette in 2007) [Outro] The devil bowed his head because he knew that he’d been beat And he laid that golden _PINGAS_ on the ground at Johnny’s feet Johnny said “Devil, just come back if you ever wanna try again. I told you once you son of a bitch, I’m the best-“ (“The Best” repeats 11 more times until being cut off by a building implosion and manic laughter, courtesy of Monty Python) And now for something completely different. (“One” ends, for real this time)
Agreed, easily beats Anything Dave Mustardstain plays with Slaythrax on Dick Sells...But Who's Suckin'? wouldn't dare compare to this masterpiece of Glam Thrash Sussiness!!!
So i found one guy in a video who decided that these were the lyrics, so I trust him. LYRICS: Doodle-oo doo doo Deedle-oo, diddle-oo, doo-doodle-oo Doodly-doodly-doodly-doodly-doo doo Doo doo-di-doo, doo doo diddle-oo doo Dloo-(the sound a bird makes when you punch it, but not too hard because its bones are hollow and it probably can't make this sound if you crush its lungs) deedle-oo-dee-doo Doodle-oo, doodle-oo, doodle-oo, doot da doo Doodle-oodle-oo, doodle-oodle-oo, doodle-oodle-oo Doo dee doo doo doo doo doo dee-doooooo YEAYEAH I can't remem... I can't remember fuckin' shit Can't tell if this is true or meme Deep down inside I feel the meme This terrible silence stops with MYEH woN taht eht raw si hguorht htiw em I'm waking up, I cannot sees That there's not much left of me Nothing is real but penis Hold my breath as I wish for dick Oh ₚₗₑₐₛₑ Gᴏᴅ ʷᵃᵏᵉ meeEEeeEEeeEEeeEEeeEEee YEAYEAH Back in the womb, it's much too real In pumps life that Moses must feef But can't look forward to reveal Look to the tAHme when AAAAAAA liiiiive ...dicks Just like a wartime nah nah-nah-nah Tied to machines that make me fuck Cut this dick off from me Hold my dick as I wish for death Oh please God wake mE̗̦̯̫E̞E͕͚͔̠̙̞EE̝͉̘̲͍̤̤͡E͏͖͙̘̜̱̞Ḙ̮̪̣̜͚̹E̗̯̻͔Ḛ̘͍̲̳͚̟Ḛ̛͉̬̖̝̩́E̬̪̝͇͚̘̼̫͢͟E̛̘̼͈̙͖͓͠͡E̛̜̫͢E̠̤̞͖͓͉̗͝͡Ę̵̰̳̟̞͖̭E̢͚É̼̣̤͚͙͇̪̦E̵̠̭̼̕E҉̶̡̮͍̼͚̼͉͇͎̣̬̠̪͖̀È̷͖̦͙̠̬̪͈̦͢͜͜E͟҉̕͏͍̤̗͖̣ͅȨ̱̖͓̤͟E̶̷͏̻͕̠̪͉͍͔̣̻͙E̶͖͎̥͟͟͡͞È̶̜̥̬͉̝̞̬̣̻̱͇͈͎̻͙͇͇͉͘͞͡E͘҉͖̜̣̙̻̹̖͓̼̲̖̺͇͙̪Ę̹̣̥̭̱̭̦͍̳̳̠͉̦̬͎͓͟ͅͅ --- --- We are number one Oh God spank me Hold my penis (grapefruit) STOP! Oh please Daddy take me YEAYEAH Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed It was at that moment that Jason knew he fucked up D̟͚̼̜̲͈̻͜A̙̲̙̫̮̻R̶̪K̺͓̻͖̠͞N̺͔̪̹E̯͈͉͉̰͠SŚ̰̯͈͙͈ Imprisoning me All that I am Absolute whore I cannot live I cannot die Trapped in myself Body my holding cellellell Landmine Has taken my siis Taken my penis Taken my hearing Taken my arms Taken my legs Taken my sus Left me with life in SSSSSSUUUUUUUUSSSSSSS Lars: I don't think we have a song called "DICK". James: Not yet! You're a dick You re a dick My dick You're it, guys (Açai aggressively tonguing his webcam) The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat He laid that golden penis on the ground at Johnny's feet Johnny said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again I told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
I love metallicas bassist corey taylor. Like he works so well with their drummer dave mustaine. Oh oh also the guitar player Barack Obama is rlllly good
LYRICS: Doodle-oo doo doo Deedle-oo, diddle-oo, doo-doodle-oo Doodly-doodly-doodly-doodly-doo doo Doo doo-di-doo, doo doo diddle-oo doo Dloo-(the sound a bird makes when you punch it, but not too hard because its bones are hollow and it probably can't make this sound if you crush its lungs) deedle-oo-dee-doo Doodle-oo, doodle-oo, doodle-oo, doot da doo Doodle-oodle-oo, doodle-oodle-oo, doodle-oodle-oo Doo dee doo doo doo doo doo dee-doooooo YEAYEAH I can't remem... I can't remember fuckin' shit Can't tell if this is true or meme Deep down inside I feel the meme This terrible silence stops with MYEH woN taht eht raw si hguorht htiw em I'm waking up, I cannot sees That there's not much left of me Nothing is real but penis Hold my breath as I wish for dick Oh ₚₗₑₐₛₑ Gᴏᴅ ʷᵃᵏᵉ meeEEeeEEeeEEeeEEeeEEee YEAYEAH Back in the womb, it's much too real In pumps life that Moses must feef But can't look forward to reveal Look to the tAHme when AAAAAAA liiiiive ...dicks Just like a wartime nah nah-nah-nah Tied to machines that make me fuck Cut this dick off from me Hold my dick as I wish for death Oh please God wake mE̗̦̯̫E̞E͕͚͔̠̙̞EE̝͉̘̲͍̤̤͡E͏͖͙̘̜̱̞Ḙ̮̪̣̜͚̹E̗̯̻͔Ḛ̘͍̲̳͚̟Ḛ̛͉̬̖̝̩́E̬̪̝͇͚̘̼̫͢͟E̛̘̼͈̙͖͓͠͡E̛̜̫͢E̠̤̞͖͓͉̗͝͡Ę̵̰̳̟̞͖̭E̢͚É̼̣̤͚͙͇̪̦E̵̠̭̼̕E҉̶̡̮͍̼͚̼͉͇͎̣̬̠̪͖̀È̷͖̦͙̠̬̪͈̦͢͜͜E͟҉̕͏͍̤̗͖̣ͅȨ̱̖͓̤͟E̶̷͏̻͕̠̪͉͍͔̣̻͙E̶͖͎̥͟͟͡͞È̶̜̥̬͉̝̞̬̣̻̱͇͈͎̻͙͇͇͉͘͞͡E͘҉͖̜̣̙̻̹̖͓̼̲̖̺͇͙̪Ę̹̣̥̭̱̭̦͍̳̳̠͉̦̬͎͓͟ͅͅ --- --- We are number one Oh God spank me Hold my penis (grapefruit) STOP! Oh please Daddy take me YEAYEAH Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed It was at that moment that Jason knew he fucked up D̟͚̼̜̲͈̻͜A̙̲̙̫̮̻R̶̪K̺͓̻͖̠͞N̺͔̪̹E̯͈͉͉̰͠SŚ̰̯͈͙͈ Imprisoning me All that I am Absolute whore I cannot live I cannot die Trapped in myself Body my holding cellellell Landmine Has taken my siis Taken my penis Taken my hearing Taken my arms Taken my legs Taken my sus Left me with life in SSSSSSUUUUUUUUSSSSSSS Lars: I don't think we have a song called "DICK". James: Not yet! You're a dick You re a dick My dick You're it, guys (Açai aggressively tonguing his webcam) The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat He laid that golden penis on the ground at Johnny's feet Johnny said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again I told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
This is my favorite metalideth theme, Dave ulrich is probably the best bassist alive. I love this song two embodies what I truly feel inside. Much like system of a dong and all of James cobains songs that are just amazing cant wait to hear another song from Metalideth.
Herman Li (DragonForce's lead guitarist) was cool with "Through The Tables And Memes", so I don't think Metallica would react with anything other than amusement and appreciation that their songs are getting love.
Well, the producer had his own vision of And Justice For All. This was apparently his original vision, before Lars made it into the actual copy we know today. XD
At 3:04 i personally like how the very start of solo sounds. I feel like it would sound very interesting to have that tone mixed into different parts of the song.
Lyrics: Slayer. My leg! Doodle-oot dooee-do, Doodle-oot, doodle-oot, doot doo-deh-doo! Diddle-it diddle-loo lil-diddle-dee-doot doo! Doo doo-deh-doo, Doo doot doodle-oot doooo, *cough* Deloot *DEEHT* , doodle-oodle-ooo, *cough* doodle-oot, doodle-oot, doodle-oot, doot deh dooo! Doodle-oodle-oot doodle-oodle-oot doodle-oodle-ooo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo, deh doooo! *cough* *YEAH-YEAH!!!!!* I can't rememb- I can't remember fuckin' SHIT Can't tell if this is true or meme Deep down inside I feel the meme This terrible silence stops *MEHHH* Mine debt with wolves yer boooved the bay I'm waking up I cannot cease That there's not much left of me Nothing is real but peeeenisss Hold my breath as I wish for dick *cough* Oh please God wake meEEeeEEeeEEeeEEeeEEeeEEeeEEeeEE! *YEAH-YEAH!* Back in the war it's much too real, In pumps life that MOSES must feef But can't look forward to reveal, Look to the t-ACK when AAAAAAAAAAA lUUUUUUUUUUv .......... Dicks ......... Just like a wartime nov, nov-nov-nov Tied to machines that make me FUCK Cut this dick off from meh Hold my dick as I wish for death, Oh please God wake mrEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! We are number one! Oh God SPANK me! Hold my penis *grapefruit* SAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE Oh please daddy take meeehhhhhh! *YEAH-YEAH!* Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed It was at this moment that Jason knew He fucked up *DUCKNESS* IMPRISONING ME ALL THAT I MEME ABSOLUTE HARD I CAN NOT LIVE I CAN NOT DIE TRAPPED IN MYSELF BODY MY HOLDING CEHLLLLLLEHLLLLLEHLLLLLL LANDMINE HAS TAKEN MY SIGHT HAS TAKEN MY PENIS TAKEN MY HEARING TAKEN MY ARMS TAKEN MY LEGS TAKEN MY SAUCE LEFT ME WITH LIFE IN SSSSSAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCE I don't think we have a song called "Dick"! Uh, Not yet! *Laughs in dick jokes* You're a dick You're a dick Hi dick You're it guys! *Acai screaming in Dragonforce for 5 seconds straight* The Devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat He laid that golden *penis* on the ground at Johnny's feet Johnny said "Devil just come back if you ever wanna try again, I told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best" *Laughs in Raining Blood* And now for something, completely different.
@@BIGBLUBLUR huh though it was a reference to the SALE vine/awolnation song, and it sounds waaayyyyy more like that than "stop". also writing this made me wish I could change the font size in YT comments so I could make the *MEHHH* twice the size of everything else
Yeah I got it. You expected the ending for raining blood that's what I said that at the beginning it already said Slayer bc two references to Slayer in a Metallica video? That sounds too much for me lol.
The reason it isn't on theme team channel yet is because my computer fried before I could finish the preview video. On top of that, I'm out of state with family for the week. So the official preview video is coming next week. Hopefully that clears things up!
BandiPat table mate owns up to mistakes
it's okay bby i forgive you
You do your thing man
I’m about to build a computer. How does a computer get fried.
*1 week later* WEEEELLL!!! WE’RE WAITING!!!
My favorite Megadeth song
Wait a minute, i thought lamb of god made this!
No, this is a collab between Megameme and Memeallica
i thought this was limp bizkit
Bence Koczogh It has some of Kerry King’s best solos
Naw, this is definetely syndrome of a DICH
I'll be honest, I can't even listen to One anymore because I've got this version stuck in my mind forever.
FUCK SAME
SAME BRUH
thats me with through the table and memes
same omg
@@bimmiscourt ikr
Ahh! My favorite album! ...and Justice For AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Pugz "Uh, yeah, my favorite song was bOne(r)."
The Poor Gamer Boners Eve?
Pugz No, bOne(r)
I’m not the only one
My favorite song is "The Shortest Boner"
2:57 Metallica - One but James Hetfield falls down a manhole
(Walking) oh please god wake
(Falls) MEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee…
I genuinely cracked up reading that, picturing it. XD
DARKNESS!
LMFAO 😂
ALL THAT I SEE!
ABSOLUTE DARK!
0:00 *S L A Y E R*
instantly liked
GonzaTDL Same here. All we needed was a *KILLTASTROPHE!* in there, and it would've had twice the amount of likes that it would've had 😂
Unfriggenbuilevable
Y O I N K
SLAYER MAH LEG
@@declangaming3074 Elite gets fuckin rekt at the very beginning of the match
1:05 "I can't rememb-"
He forgor
💀
1:36 I can't remember FUCKIN' SHIT! 😂
4:27 every beginner guitarist who didn't learned the riff properly and just plays it on repeat.
At guitar center*
Charles Leeson with the most expensive guitar*
I feel personally attacked. 😂😂
Alexander Eddy GOOD
Matt ChriZ more like the intro
James: Have a voice cancer
Lars: Being himself
Kirk: didn't tune his guitar
Jason: actually doing godd before he LEFT THE BAND
Artemiy Kopych couldn’t have said it better myself
HE FOKING LEFT THE BAND
Not like you could hear him anyways though
@@senatorseymour9808 at some points during this you're able to hear the bass
which is cursed
FOCKING LEFT THE BAND*
“Nothing is real but painness”
True art.
jim treebob penis*
Painis**
pain is*
Penis* xD
It's peeeenis
“Lyrics” (with my own euphemisms):
[Intro]
(Halo voice) Slayer
(sounds of warfare)
(Fred from SpongeBob: My leg!)
(someone humming the intro guitar tone-deaf, with coughs throughout)
[“Verse” 0]
Ye-yeah!
I can’t remem…
(silence)
[Verse 1]
I can’t remember FAWKIN’ SHIET
Can’t tell if this is true or a meme
Deep down inside, I feel the meme
This terrible silence stops *ME*
woN taht eht raw si hguorht htiw em
I’m waking up, I cannot sees
That there’s not much left of me
Nothing is real but pea-ness
[Chorus 1]
Hold my breath as I wish for deck
Oh *please, God WAKE* _MeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEe!_
[Verse 2]
Ye-yeah!
Back in the womb, it’s much too real
In pumps life that MOSES must feel
But can’t look forward to reveal
Look to the tAH when AAAAAA LOOOOOve
…Decks
Just like a wartime no-no-no-no
Tied to machines that make me *FAWK*
Cut this deck off from me
[Chorus 2]
Hold my deck as I wish for death
Oh please, God, *wake* (shrieks as though castrated) *_MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!_*
[Chorus 3]
We are number one!
Oh God, *SPANK* me!
Hold my Pingas
(Grapefruit)
(JonTron: *STOP!!)*
Oh please, Daddy, take me…!
Ye-yeah!
[Opening verse to “All Star” by Smash Mouth]
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed…
[Interlude 1]
It was at this moment that Jason knew… he fawked up.
[Bridge]
*DARKNESS* imprisoning me!
All that I meme, absolute hooh!
I cannot live, I cannot die!
_Trapped in myself,_ body my holding cEeEeEeEeLl!
Landmine has taken my saias!
Taken my pea-ness, taken my hearing!
Taken my arms, taken my legs!
Taken my soos, left me with life in _saaaaaaauce!_
[Interlude 2]
(Drum breakdown from “In The Air Tonight” by Phil Collins)
[Skit]
Ulrich: I don’t think we have a song called “Dick”!
Hetfield: (x2) You’re a dick/My deck/You’re it, guys.
[Interlude 3]
(Herman Li’s Solo from “Through the Fire and Flames” by Dragonforce, only to be paused by an atomic bomb explosion at Bikini Atoll, continuing, then One resumes)
[Interlude 4]
(“Eruption/You Really Got Me” by Van Halen, then “The Devil Went Down to Georgia”, as covered by Steve Ouimette in 2007)
[Outro]
The devil bowed his head because he knew that he’d been beat
And he laid that golden _PINGAS_ on the ground at Johnny’s feet
Johnny said “Devil, just come back if you ever wanna try again.
I told you once you son of a bitch, I’m the best-“
(“The Best” repeats 11 more times until being cut off by a building implosion and manic laughter, courtesy of Monty Python)
And now for something completely different.
(“One” ends, for real this time)
Man, you deserve
Ngl, this is pretty amazing, nice job. In fact, reading this while listening to the song was even funnier. =)
This is so detailed my god
“Cut this dick off from me”
“Hold my dick as I wish for death…”
MAYEH
Deep down inside I feel the meme.
-James Alan Hetfield, ...And Justice for AAAAA, 1988
Jah
I have his middle name as my first name
0:32 you can just hear him hold back his tears, its too sad to sing.
1:03 Newsted's bass has been found
1:06 Hetfield realized that he heard Newsted's bass and he stop sing;D
1:18 Also lars was pissed off as fuck when he heard loud bass from Newsted;D
1:26 James Hetfield triggered
1:48 My voice is much louder than your bass mrs Jason Newkid-_-"
I can't remem...
''what kind of music do you listen to?''
''it's complicated''
I’m not joking I actually laughed at this idk why I just did
@@freshy_yt278me too dude lololol
**MY LEG**
Sounds painfull
I mean song is about a guy who lost his legs,arms etc
Andrija Stefanovic This was a rare audio recording of when he stepped on the landmine.
6:54 when guitar hero 3 is scratched and somehow skips songs
*ON A COLD WINTER MORNING*
@@st3llarmemer111 *IN THE DARK BEFORE THE LIGHT*
@@knockdadeathstroke3799*IN FLAMES OF DEATH'S ETERNAL REIGN WE RIDE TOWARDS THE FIGHT*
Than cue eruption
6:53
I WASN’T READYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
..................................................................I was ready?
*weird face at acai Part*
Sith Lord92 xDDDD
JasonParadise for the win.
My boi JasonParadice's referance
Sith Lord92 weird flex, but ok.
This terrible silence stops *MEAH*
Lolaxo Jr no no its MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH! enter solo orgy
Gonna like but there's already 69
This is why they need to add larger font sizes to YT comments. Just for this.
woN taht eht raw si ghuorht htiw em
I thought he said Bare
"Metallica - One"
I prefer the *real* One
"Metallica - One Remastered (With Bass)"
I said the *reAL* One
"Memetallica -- bOne(r)"
*Perfection*
Help my dog get a huge boner
4:23 when Jason first joined Metallica
Top 10 Anime Deaths
J-tallica 1
Nope.
Top 10 most unfunny and unoriginal comments of all time
MrCreig123456789 Dead joke.
Michael
0:30 That Ned Flanders solo was pure bliss
I can’t unhear it 😭😭😭
4:22 Memes aside this was actually pretty sick
Dragon. Lmao it was 😂
Dragon.
I know, that part was actually really awesome.
Dragon. But that bass line...
When I fist played it I was sweating as fuck!
It gave me anxiety because I felt something coming and scared
hahah get it because Jason is dead guys
This was the best song Megadeth wrote of off Master of Justice. Kerry Hammett’s solo on this song is truly magnificent.
Agreed, easily beats Anything Dave Mustardstain plays with Slaythrax on Dick Sells...But Who's Suckin'? wouldn't dare compare to this masterpiece of Glam Thrash Sussiness!!!
@@WaterVolt1917, I think the only other song that could compare to this is Holy Sandman: The Punishment Forgiven off of the Rainbow Album.
Matallica should to play this on concert :p
Firstt. 0606 I would pay top dollar to see that
Firstt. 0606 we need to make a petition for this
@@PsycheInAntartica I'm with you.
I would cut off my arms and legs for that
Phosphorus Blade this would be an interesting concert if it ever happened.
So i found one guy in a video who decided that these were the lyrics, so I trust him.
LYRICS:
Doodle-oo doo doo
Deedle-oo, diddle-oo, doo-doodle-oo
Doodly-doodly-doodly-doodly-doo doo
Doo doo-di-doo, doo doo diddle-oo doo
Dloo-(the sound a bird makes when you punch it, but not too hard because its bones are hollow and it probably can't make this sound if you crush its lungs) deedle-oo-dee-doo
Doodle-oo, doodle-oo, doodle-oo, doot da doo
Doodle-oodle-oo, doodle-oodle-oo, doodle-oodle-oo
Doo dee doo doo doo doo doo dee-doooooo
YEAYEAH
I can't remem...
I can't remember fuckin' shit
Can't tell if this is true or meme
Deep down inside I feel the meme
This terrible silence stops with MYEH
woN taht eht raw si hguorht htiw em
I'm waking up, I cannot sees
That there's not much left of me
Nothing is real but penis
Hold my breath as I wish for dick
Oh ₚₗₑₐₛₑ Gᴏᴅ ʷᵃᵏᵉ meeEEeeEEeeEEeeEEeeEEee
YEAYEAH
Back in the womb, it's much too real
In pumps life that Moses must feef
But can't look forward to reveal
Look to the tAHme when AAAAAAA liiiiive
...dicks
Just like a wartime nah nah-nah-nah
Tied to machines that make me fuck
Cut this dick off from me
Hold my dick as I wish for death
Oh please God wake mE̗̦̯̫E̞E͕͚͔̠̙̞EE̝͉̘̲͍̤̤͡E͏͖͙̘̜̱̞Ḙ̮̪̣̜͚̹E̗̯̻͔Ḛ̘͍̲̳͚̟Ḛ̛͉̬̖̝̩́E̬̪̝͇͚̘̼̫͢͟E̛̘̼͈̙͖͓͠͡E̛̜̫͢E̠̤̞͖͓͉̗͝͡Ę̵̰̳̟̞͖̭E̢͚É̼̣̤͚͙͇̪̦E̵̠̭̼̕E҉̶̡̮͍̼͚̼͉͇͎̣̬̠̪͖̀È̷͖̦͙̠̬̪͈̦͢͜͜E͟҉̕͏͍̤̗͖̣ͅȨ̱̖͓̤͟E̶̷͏̻͕̠̪͉͍͔̣̻͙E̶͖͎̥͟͟͡͞È̶̜̥̬͉̝̞̬̣̻̱͇͈͎̻͙͇͇͉͘͞͡E͘҉͖̜̣̙̻̹̖͓̼̲̖̺͇͙̪Ę̹̣̥̭̱̭̦͍̳̳̠͉̦̬͎͓͟ͅͅ
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We are number one
Oh God spank me
Hold my penis (grapefruit) STOP!
Oh please Daddy take me
YEAYEAH
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
It was at that moment that Jason knew he fucked up
D̟͚̼̜̲͈̻͜A̙̲̙̫̮̻R̶̪K̺͓̻͖̠͞N̺͔̪̹E̯͈͉͉̰͠SŚ̰̯͈͙͈
Imprisoning me
All that I am
Absolute whore
I cannot live
I cannot die
Trapped in myself
Body my holding cellellell
Landmine
Has taken my siis
Taken my penis
Taken my hearing
Taken my arms
Taken my legs
Taken my sus
Left me with life in SSSSSSUUUUUUUUSSSSSSS
Lars: I don't think we have a song called "DICK".
James: Not yet!
You're a dick
You re a dick
My dick
You're it, guys
(Açai aggressively tonguing his webcam)
The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat
He laid that golden penis on the ground at Johnny's feet
Johnny said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again
I told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
Lmao great bj
HahahahahAhahahaha..ahaha...aha... and now for something completely different.
I heard the song full length twice and yeah, seems accurate.
I cant remen
*take me daddy*
When I'm sad I come back here to her even sadder
LMAO SAME
I love metallicas bassist corey taylor. Like he works so well with their drummer dave mustaine. Oh oh also the guitar player Barack Obama is rlllly good
Barrack Obama on the guitar
I cant get that image out of my head XD
Also don't forget their keyboard player kerry hanneman
You can actually hear Newstead on some parts of this.
NEWSTED*
*Noosteed
Nutstud*
*Noosedead*
Bro the “Slayer” line clip at the start is too fucking perfect I can’t stop laughing
Is that.... A BASS??? IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!
LYRICS:
Doodle-oo doo doo
Deedle-oo, diddle-oo, doo-doodle-oo
Doodly-doodly-doodly-doodly-doo doo
Doo doo-di-doo, doo doo diddle-oo doo
Dloo-(the sound a bird makes when you punch it, but not too hard because its bones are hollow and it probably can't make this sound if you crush its lungs) deedle-oo-dee-doo
Doodle-oo, doodle-oo, doodle-oo, doot da doo
Doodle-oodle-oo, doodle-oodle-oo, doodle-oodle-oo
Doo dee doo doo doo doo doo dee-doooooo
YEAYEAH
I can't remem...
I can't remember fuckin' shit
Can't tell if this is true or meme
Deep down inside I feel the meme
This terrible silence stops with MYEH
woN taht eht raw si hguorht htiw em
I'm waking up, I cannot sees
That there's not much left of me
Nothing is real but penis
Hold my breath as I wish for dick
Oh ₚₗₑₐₛₑ Gᴏᴅ ʷᵃᵏᵉ meeEEeeEEeeEEeeEEeeEEee
YEAYEAH
Back in the womb, it's much too real
In pumps life that Moses must feef
But can't look forward to reveal
Look to the tAHme when AAAAAAA liiiiive
...dicks
Just like a wartime nah nah-nah-nah
Tied to machines that make me fuck
Cut this dick off from me
Hold my dick as I wish for death
Oh please God wake mE̗̦̯̫E̞E͕͚͔̠̙̞EE̝͉̘̲͍̤̤͡E͏͖͙̘̜̱̞Ḙ̮̪̣̜͚̹E̗̯̻͔Ḛ̘͍̲̳͚̟Ḛ̛͉̬̖̝̩́E̬̪̝͇͚̘̼̫͢͟E̛̘̼͈̙͖͓͠͡E̛̜̫͢E̠̤̞͖͓͉̗͝͡Ę̵̰̳̟̞͖̭E̢͚É̼̣̤͚͙͇̪̦E̵̠̭̼̕E҉̶̡̮͍̼͚̼͉͇͎̣̬̠̪͖̀È̷͖̦͙̠̬̪͈̦͢͜͜E͟҉̕͏͍̤̗͖̣ͅȨ̱̖͓̤͟E̶̷͏̻͕̠̪͉͍͔̣̻͙E̶͖͎̥͟͟͡͞È̶̜̥̬͉̝̞̬̣̻̱͇͈͎̻͙͇͇͉͘͞͡E͘҉͖̜̣̙̻̹̖͓̼̲̖̺͇͙̪Ę̹̣̥̭̱̭̦͍̳̳̠͉̦̬͎͓͟ͅͅ
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We are number one
Oh God spank me
Hold my penis (grapefruit) STOP!
Oh please Daddy take me
YEAYEAH
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
It was at that moment that Jason knew he fucked up
D̟͚̼̜̲͈̻͜A̙̲̙̫̮̻R̶̪K̺͓̻͖̠͞N̺͔̪̹E̯͈͉͉̰͠SŚ̰̯͈͙͈
Imprisoning me
All that I am
Absolute whore
I cannot live
I cannot die
Trapped in myself
Body my holding cellellell
Landmine
Has taken my siis
Taken my penis
Taken my hearing
Taken my arms
Taken my legs
Taken my sus
Left me with life in SSSSSSUUUUUUUUSSSSSSS
Lars: I don't think we have a song called "DICK".
James: Not yet!
You're a dick
You re a dick
My dick
You're it, guys
(Açai aggressively tonguing his webcam)
The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat
He laid that golden penis on the ground at Johnny's feet
Johnny said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again
I told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
All that I meme*
underrated comment
Someone told me: "this isn't music"
I told him: "you are right, this is art"
2:57 little things like bitcrushing Lars's triplet make this thing a work of art. Memes are art. Thank you patback
Atleast i hear bass !! :D
Aleks Naidenov OOF
This is my favorite metalideth theme, Dave ulrich is probably the best bassist alive. I love this song two embodies what I truly feel inside. Much like system of a dong and all of James cobains songs that are just amazing cant wait to hear another song from Metalideth.
We are number *ONE*
Oooooohhh, my painis
oh please *DADDY* take MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHH
That transition between Eruption and The Devil Went Down to Georgia was actually clean as all fuck.
agreed
Those 4 consecutive snare hits at 1:19 always crack me up
What's funnier is that's like Lars signature fill
5:32 That feeling when you have a huge bOne(r).
MY LEG!
Also, I would love to see the actual band react to this
Lars would probbably sue this guy
@@andrijastefanovic726 thats what i was going to say :(
@@andrijastefanovic726 for defamation of character
*Snares aggressively*
Herman Li (DragonForce's lead guitarist) was cool with "Through The Tables And Memes", so I don't think Metallica would react with anything other than amusement and appreciation that their songs are getting love.
Funny because of 2 reasons.
1.) This was/is my favorite album
2.) That into solo vocal parody is about as good as Kirk plays today.
but Kirk plays very good... oh wait?... you mean it's perfect?
So "...AND JUSTICE FOR AAAAA" is your favourite album... interesting.
@@ale.2p284 yes, his favorite album is "and justice for AAAAAAAAA"
3:33 the part y'all have been looking for
4:26 every deathcore bands wet dream
0:47 When you are about to sing loudly, but you stub your toe.
4:44 - 4:56 A C C R E A T E
A man wakes up to learn he has been turned into a literal sex machine
*GODDAMNIT LARS!*
Well, the producer had his own vision of And Justice For All. This was apparently his original vision, before Lars made it into the actual copy we know today. XD
Who's Lars?
@@Gaming_Red_Foxy the drummer of Metallica
3:39 is unusually good it's almost disturbing
*Slayer*
Jacob M'Boi from Halo?
ABigBowlOfChips Yes
*ELITE GROANING NOISES AND LOTS OF SHOTS BEING FIRED*
Tom Araya
*AIEEEEE*
Ah, the 2010s meme nostalgia always finds a way to come back to me in the most unique ways.
The "Yeah yeah" killed me
All memes aside, I appreciate that this mix has audible bass, but not to the point where it drowns out the vocals and guitars
I love metallica meme so much lol I've listened to it too many times. Please keep up the good work
zoe han Saem
i cant listen to One without hearing this now
Read the description
You’re doing God’s work, child.
Good Smithies I deletos your minecraft account.
wtf?
Minecraft is so stupid.
that transition from the solo to eruption is perfect 7:18
the transition from eruption to the devil went down to georgia is arguably better
3:29 - 3:35 I'm crying
*MY LEG!*
when he went "doodledo-de-doo doodle-doodlee-doodle doo di doo" I felt that
4:23 I could listen to that riff forever as long as it doesn't get disorted
Same
It's like a youtube poop but in audio form.
That smooth af transition into The Devil Went Down To Georgia was so awesome.
0:30 my man on the verge of tears
Kid: mom can we get and justice for all?
Mom: we have and justice for all at home
And justice at home:
Lmao that elite's death cry at the beginning
i cant remember farkin shiet
jack conroy what is that from?
@@tobyhaine6049 the “Fackin Sheet” is from the Adam Sandler comedy album “They’re all gonna laugh at you”. Forget what track tho
@@nicholasdedea7830 thank you. I located the track - second track on the album: The buffoon and the Dean of Admissions
@@tobyhaine6049 glad to help!
Oh hey you can hear the bass in this version
At 3:04 i personally like how the very start of solo sounds. I feel like it would sound very interesting to have that tone mixed into different parts of the song.
Its 3am, im doing Chemistry homework and this is the only thing keeping me sane.
Lyrics:
Slayer.
My leg!
Doodle-oot dooee-do,
Doodle-oot, doodle-oot, doot doo-deh-doo!
Diddle-it diddle-loo lil-diddle-dee-doot doo!
Doo doo-deh-doo,
Doo doot doodle-oot doooo,
*cough*
Deloot *DEEHT* , doodle-oodle-ooo,
*cough* doodle-oot, doodle-oot, doodle-oot, doot deh dooo!
Doodle-oodle-oot doodle-oodle-oot doodle-oodle-ooo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo, deh doooo!
*cough* *YEAH-YEAH!!!!!*
I can't rememb-
I can't remember fuckin' SHIT
Can't tell if this is true or meme
Deep down inside I feel the meme
This terrible silence stops *MEHHH*
Mine debt with wolves yer boooved the bay
I'm waking up I cannot cease
That there's not much left of me
Nothing is real but peeeenisss
Hold my breath as I wish for dick *cough*
Oh please God wake meEEeeEEeeEEeeEEeeEEeeEEeeEEeeEE!
*YEAH-YEAH!*
Back in the war it's much too real,
In pumps life that MOSES must feef
But can't look forward to reveal,
Look to the t-ACK when AAAAAAAAAAA lUUUUUUUUUUv
..........
Dicks
.........
Just like a wartime nov, nov-nov-nov
Tied to machines that make me FUCK
Cut this dick off from meh
Hold my dick as I wish for death,
Oh please God wake mrEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
We are number one!
Oh God SPANK me!
Hold my penis *grapefruit* SAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE
Oh please daddy take meeehhhhhh!
*YEAH-YEAH!*
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me,
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
It was at this moment that Jason knew
He fucked up
*DUCKNESS*
IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I MEME
ABSOLUTE HARD
I CAN NOT LIVE
I CAN NOT DIE
TRAPPED IN MYSELF
BODY MY HOLDING CEHLLLLLLEHLLLLLEHLLLLLL
LANDMINE
HAS TAKEN MY SIGHT
HAS TAKEN MY PENIS
TAKEN MY HEARING
TAKEN MY ARMS
TAKEN MY LEGS
TAKEN MY SAUCE
LEFT ME WITH LIFE IN SSSSSAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCE
I don't think we have a song called "Dick"!
Uh,
Not yet!
*Laughs in dick jokes*
You're a dick
You're a dick
Hi dick
You're it guys!
*Acai screaming in Dragonforce for 5 seconds straight*
The Devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat
He laid that golden *penis* on the ground at Johnny's feet
Johnny said "Devil just come back if you ever wanna try again,
I told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best"
*Laughs in Raining Blood*
And now for something, completely different.
Finally, someone posts lyrics!
Quick correction tho. The "SAAAAALLE" after the grapefruit is supposed to be "*STOP*"
It's a meme from Jontron.
@@BIGBLUBLUR huh though it was a reference to the SALE vine/awolnation song, and it sounds waaayyyyy more like that than "stop".
also writing this made me wish I could change the font size in YT comments so I could make the *MEHHH* twice the size of everything else
So this is how heaven sounds like.
5:25 " HAS TAKEN MY PEEEAENAAESS
7:50 What a missed opportunity.
RAINING BLOODDDD
jdudeoes it already said Slayer at the beginning
JP Serrano you don't get it
Yeah I got it. You expected the ending for raining blood that's what I said that at the beginning it already said Slayer bc two references to Slayer in a Metallica video? That sounds too much for me lol.
JP Serrano no you clearly didn't get it.
Don't have a headache? Now you do
5:08 "ALL THAT I FEEF, ABSOLUTE HOH!"
*Petition to convince metallica to play this as a troll for everyone*
High quality art right here
Still has more bass than the original track
This is 10 times better than that metallica x lou reed bullshit
Ohhh please god ra... me!!!
I'm in kitchen right now laying on the ground dying because of this funny shish 😂
7:04 : It's Acai, if I remember ?
Giro dat kat
1:06
> Left me with life in SSSSSSUUUUUUUUSSSSSSS
Actual fucking visionaries
5:05
"Hey, what happens when I flip *this* switch down?"
The is gold and very under rated and my chest hurts
This is basically a ytp I approve it's well made I love it
7:48 I would’ve died if Dave grohl came in singing best of you
LEFT ME WITH LIFE IN *SOOOOOOOOOOOS*
My favourite Black Sabbath song
LOL
James Osbourne
Lars Ward
Kirk Iommi
Jason Butler
Her: "What type of music do you listen to?"
Me: "uhh..."
Yes
Omg this is the best remix ever. Keep it up bro!
My favourite meme song! XD
Halo Ce sound effects made it even better
and now for something completely different
Omg the rest of the album should totally be edited like this 😂
Good god. This is meme goals
3:27 school fire alarms
This video never fails to make me happy when I'm sad.
1:36 "I can't remember FUCKING SHIT!" Me too buddy, me too...