Memetallica -- bOne(r)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 มี.ค. 2018
- Three incredible creators worked together on this monster: Frus, CosmicLatte, and BandiPat!
These creators will be uploading their chart previews to a new channel, The Meme Team, starting soon. You can find their future charts here: / @thememeteamch
Honestly, I just wanted a video to play this shit without any other noise but when I look for the people who made this, besides BandiPat, it's like they don't fucking exist and the channel that's credited with it (TheMemeTeam) doesn't even have this uploaded to it so I don't know what the fuck that's about.
TheMemeTeam has now uploaded the track. - เพลง
The reason it isn't on theme team channel yet is because my computer fried before I could finish the preview video. On top of that, I'm out of state with family for the week. So the official preview video is coming next week. Hopefully that clears things up!
BandiPat table mate owns up to mistakes
it's okay bby i forgive you
You do your thing man
I’m about to build a computer. How does a computer get fried.
*1 week later* WEEEELLL!!! WE’RE WAITING!!!
My favorite Megadeth song
Wait a minute, i thought lamb of god made this!
No, this is a collab between Megameme and Memeallica
i thought this was limp bizkit
Bence Koczogh It has some of Kerry King’s best solos
Naw, this is definetely syndrome of a DICH
0:00 *S L A Y E R*
instantly liked
GonzaTDL Same here. All we needed was a *KILLTASTROPHE!* in there, and it would've had twice the amount of likes that it would've had 😂
Unfriggenbuilevable
Y O I N K
SLAYER MAH LEG
@@declangaming3074 Elite gets fuckin rekt at the very beginning of the match
2:57 Metallica - One but James Hetfield falls down a manhole
(Walking) oh please god wake
(Falls) MEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee…
I genuinely cracked up reading that, picturing it. XD
DARKNESS!
James: Have a voice cancer
Lars: Being himself
Kirk: didn't tune his guitar
Jason: actually doing godd before he LEFT THE BAND
Artemiy Kopych couldn’t have said it better myself
HE FOKING LEFT THE BAND
Not like you could hear him anyways though
@@senatorseymour9808 at some points during this you're able to hear the bass
which is cursed
FOCKING LEFT THE BAND*
4:27 every beginner guitarist who didn't learned the riff properly and just plays it on repeat.
At guitar center*
Charles Leeson with the most expensive guitar*
I feel personally attacked. 😂😂
Alexander Eddy GOOD
Matt ChriZ more like the intro
“Nothing is real but painness”
True art.
jim treebob penis*
Painis**
pain is*
Penis* xD
It's peeeenis
I'll be honest, I can't even listen to One anymore because I've got this version stuck in my mind forever.
FUCK SAME
SAME BRUH
thats me with through the table and memes
same omg
@@bimmiscourt ikr
“Lyrics” (with my own euphemisms):
[Intro]
(Halo voice) Slayer
(sounds of warfare)
(Fred from SpongeBob: My leg!)
(someone humming the intro guitar tone-deaf, with coughs throughout)
[“Verse” 0]
Ye-yeah!
I can’t remem…
(silence)
[Verse 1]
I can’t remember FAWKIN’ SHIET
Can’t tell if this is true or a meme
Deep down inside, I feel the meme
This terrible silence stops *ME*
woN taht eht raw si hguorht htiw em
I’m waking up, I cannot sees
That there’s not much left of me
Nothing is real but pea-ness
[Chorus 1]
Hold my breath as I wish for deck
Oh *please, God WAKE* _MeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEe!_
[Verse 2]
Ye-yeah!
Back in the womb, it’s much too real
In pumps life that MOSES must feel
But can’t look forward to reveal
Look to the tAH when AAAAAA LOOOOOve
…Decks
Just like a wartime no-no-no-no
Tied to machines that make me *FAWK*
Cut this deck off from me
[Chorus 2]
Hold my deck as I wish for death
Oh please, God, *wake* (shrieks as though castrated) *_MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!_*
[Chorus 3]
We are number one!
Oh God, *SPANK* me!
Hold my Pingas
(Grapefruit)
(JonTron: *STOP!!)*
Oh please, Daddy, take me…!
Ye-yeah!
[Opening verse to “All Star” by Smash Mouth]
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed…
[Interlude 1]
It was at this moment that Jason knew… he fawked up.
[Bridge]
*DARKNESS* imprisoning me!
All that I meme, absolute hooh!
I cannot live, I cannot die!
_Trapped in myself,_ body my holding cEeEeEeEeLl!
Landmine has taken my saias!
Taken my pea-ness, taken my hearing!
Taken my arms, taken my legs!
Taken my soos, left me with life in _saaaaaaauce!_
[Interlude 2]
(Drum breakdown from “In The Air Tonight” by Phil Collins)
[Skit]
Ulrich: I don’t think we have a song called “Dick”!
Hetfield: (x2) You’re a dick/My deck/You’re it, guys.
[Interlude 3]
(Herman Li’s Solo from “Through the Fire and Flames” by Dragonforce, only to be paused by an atomic bomb explosion at Bikini Atoll, continuing, then One resumes)
[Interlude 4]
(“Eruption/You Really Got Me” by Van Halen, then “The Devil Went Down to Georgia”, as covered by Steve Ouimette in 2007)
[Outro]
The devil bowed his head because he knew that he’d been beat
And he laid that golden _PINGAS_ on the ground at Johnny’s feet
Johnny said “Devil, just come back if you ever wanna try again.
I told you once you son of a bitch, I’m the best-“
(“The Best” repeats 11 more times until being cut off by a building implosion and manic laughter, courtesy of Monty Python)
And now for something completely different.
(“One” ends, for real this time)
Man, you deserve
Ngl, this is pretty amazing, nice job. In fact, reading this while listening to the song was even funnier. =)
This is so detailed my god
“Cut this dick off from me”
“Hold my dick as I wish for death…”
Ahh! My favorite album! ...and Justice For AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Pugz "Uh, yeah, my favorite song was bOne(r)."
The Poor Gamer Boners Eve?
Pugz No, bOne(r)
I’m not the only one
My favorite song is "The Shortest Boner"
1:03 Newsted's bass has been found
1:06 Hetfield realized that he heard Newsted's bass and he stop sing;D
1:18 Also lars was pissed off as fuck when he heard loud bass from Newsted;D
1:26 James Hetfield triggered
1:48 My voice is much louder than your bass mrs Jason Newkid-_-"
I can't remem...
1:05 "I can't rememb-"
He forgor
💀
1:36 I can't remember FUCKIN' SHIT! 😂
0:32 you can just hear him hold back his tears, its too sad to sing.
Deep down inside I feel the meme.
-James Alan Hetfield, ...And Justice for AAAAA, 1988
Jah
I have his middle name as my first name
**MY LEG**
Sounds painfull
I mean song is about a guy who lost his legs,arms etc
Andrija Stefanovic This was a rare audio recording of when he stepped on the landmine.
"Metallica - One"
I prefer the *real* One
"Metallica - One Remastered (With Bass)"
I said the *reAL* One
"Memetallica -- bOne(r)"
*Perfection*
Help my dog get a huge boner
This terrible silence stops *MEAH*
Lolaxo Jr no no its MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH! enter solo orgy
Gonna like but there's already 69
This is why they need to add larger font sizes to YT comments. Just for this.
woN taht eht raw si ghuorht htiw em
I thought he said Bare
''what kind of music do you listen to?''
''it's complicated''
I’m not joking I actually laughed at this idk why I just did
6:53
I WASN’T READYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
..................................................................I was ready?
*weird face at acai Part*
Sith Lord92 xDDDD
JasonParadise for the win.
My boi JasonParadice's referance
Sith Lord92 weird flex, but ok.
6:54 when guitar hero 3 is scratched and somehow skips songs
*ON A COLD WINTER MORNING*
@@st3llarmemer111 *IN THE DARK BEFORE THE LIGHT*
4:23 when Jason first joined Metallica
0:30 That Ned Flanders solo was pure bliss
Someone told me: "this isn't music"
I told him: "you are right, this is art"
4:22 Memes aside this was actually pretty sick
Dragon. Lmao it was 😂
Dragon.
I know, that part was actually really awesome.
Dragon. But that bass line...
When I fist played it I was sweating as fuck!
It gave me anxiety because I felt something coming and scared
hahah get it because Jason is dead guys
Top 10 Anime Deaths
J-tallica 1
Nope.
Top 10 most unfunny and unoriginal comments of all time
MrCreig123456789 Dead joke.
Michael
This was the best song Megadeth wrote of off Master of Justice. Kerry Hammett’s solo on this song is truly magnificent.
Agreed, easily beats Anything Dave Mustardstain plays with Slaythrax on Dick Sells...But Who's Suckin'? wouldn't dare compare to this masterpiece of Glam Thrash Sussiness!!!
@@WaterVolt1917, I think the only other song that could compare to this is Holy Sandman: The Punishment Forgiven off of the Rainbow Album.
I love metallicas bassist corey taylor. Like he works so well with their drummer dave mustaine. Oh oh also the guitar player Barack Obama is rlllly good
Barrack Obama on the guitar
I cant get that image out of my head XD
Also don't forget their keyboard player kerry hanneman
You’re telling me a Barrack O’d this bama?
Matallica should to play this on concert :p
Firstt. 0606 I would pay top dollar to see that
Firstt. 0606 we need to make a petition for this
@@phosphorusblade6911 I'm with you.
I would cut off my arms and legs for that
Phosphorus Blade this would be an interesting concert if it ever happened.
Bro the “Slayer” line clip at the start is too fucking perfect I can’t stop laughing
5:32 That feeling when you have a huge bOne(r).
So i found one guy in a video who decided that these were the lyrics, so I trust him.
LYRICS:
Doodle-oo doo doo
Deedle-oo, diddle-oo, doo-doodle-oo
Doodly-doodly-doodly-doodly-doo doo
Doo doo-di-doo, doo doo diddle-oo doo
Dloo-(the sound a bird makes when you punch it, but not too hard because its bones are hollow and it probably can't make this sound if you crush its lungs) deedle-oo-dee-doo
Doodle-oo, doodle-oo, doodle-oo, doot da doo
Doodle-oodle-oo, doodle-oodle-oo, doodle-oodle-oo
Doo dee doo doo doo doo doo dee-doooooo
YEAYEAH
I can't remem...
I can't remember fuckin' shit
Can't tell if this is true or meme
Deep down inside I feel the meme
This terrible silence stops with MYEH
woN taht eht raw si hguorht htiw em
I'm waking up, I cannot sees
That there's not much left of me
Nothing is real but penis
Hold my breath as I wish for dick
Oh ₚₗₑₐₛₑ Gᴏᴅ ʷᵃᵏᵉ meeEEeeEEeeEEeeEEeeEEee
YEAYEAH
Back in the womb, it's much too real
In pumps life that Moses must feef
But can't look forward to reveal
Look to the tAHme when AAAAAAA liiiiive
...dicks
Just like a wartime nah nah-nah-nah
Tied to machines that make me fuck
Cut this dick off from me
Hold my dick as I wish for death
Oh please God wake mE̗̦̯̫E̞E͕͚͔̠̙̞EE̝͉̘̲͍̤̤͡E͏͖͙̘̜̱̞Ḙ̮̪̣̜͚̹E̗̯̻͔Ḛ̘͍̲̳͚̟Ḛ̛͉̬̖̝̩́E̬̪̝͇͚̘̼̫͢͟E̛̘̼͈̙͖͓͠͡E̛̜̫͢E̠̤̞͖͓͉̗͝͡Ę̵̰̳̟̞͖̭E̢͚É̼̣̤͚͙͇̪̦E̵̠̭̼̕E҉̶̡̮͍̼͚̼͉͇͎̣̬̠̪͖̀È̷͖̦͙̠̬̪͈̦͢͜͜E͟҉̕͏͍̤̗͖̣ͅȨ̱̖͓̤͟E̶̷͏̻͕̠̪͉͍͔̣̻͙E̶͖͎̥͟͟͡͞È̶̜̥̬͉̝̞̬̣̻̱͇͈͎̻͙͇͇͉͘͞͡E͘҉͖̜̣̙̻̹̖͓̼̲̖̺͇͙̪Ę̹̣̥̭̱̭̦͍̳̳̠͉̦̬͎͓͟ͅͅ
---
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We are number one
Oh God spank me
Hold my penis (grapefruit) STOP!
Oh please Daddy take me
YEAYEAH
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
It was at that moment that Jason knew he fucked up
D̟͚̼̜̲͈̻͜A̙̲̙̫̮̻R̶̪K̺͓̻͖̠͞N̺͔̪̹E̯͈͉͉̰͠SŚ̰̯͈͙͈
Imprisoning me
All that I am
Absolute whore
I cannot live
I cannot die
Trapped in myself
Body my holding cellellell
Landmine
Has taken my siis
Taken my penis
Taken my hearing
Taken my arms
Taken my legs
Taken my sus
Left me with life in SSSSSSUUUUUUUUSSSSSSS
Lars: I don't think we have a song called "DICK".
James: Not yet!
You're a dick
You re a dick
My dick
You're it, guys
(Açai aggressively tonguing his webcam)
The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat
He laid that golden penis on the ground at Johnny's feet
Johnny said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again
I told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
Lmao great bj
HahahahahAhahahaha..ahaha...aha... and now for something completely different.
I heard the song full length twice and yeah, seems accurate.
I cant remen
*take me daddy*
We are number *ONE*
Oooooohhh, my painis
oh please *DADDY* take MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHH
4:26 every deathcore bands wet dream
4:44 - 4:56 A C C R E A T E
2:57 little things like bitcrushing Lars's triplet make this thing a work of art. Memes are art. Thank you patback
Atleast i hear bass !! :D
Aleks Naidenov OOF
You can actually hear Newstead on some parts of this.
NEWSTED*
*Noosteed
Nutstud*
*Noosedead*
Is that.... A BASS??? IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!
That transition between Eruption and The Devil Went Down to Georgia was actually clean as all fuck.
3:29 - 3:35 I'm crying
*GODDAMNIT LARS!*
Well, the producer had his own vision of And Justice For All. This was apparently his original vision, before Lars made it into the actual copy we know today. XD
Who's Lars?
@@Gaming_Red_Foxy the drummer of Metallica
LYRICS:
Doodle-oo doo doo
Deedle-oo, diddle-oo, doo-doodle-oo
Doodly-doodly-doodly-doodly-doo doo
Doo doo-di-doo, doo doo diddle-oo doo
Dloo-(the sound a bird makes when you punch it, but not too hard because its bones are hollow and it probably can't make this sound if you crush its lungs) deedle-oo-dee-doo
Doodle-oo, doodle-oo, doodle-oo, doot da doo
Doodle-oodle-oo, doodle-oodle-oo, doodle-oodle-oo
Doo dee doo doo doo doo doo dee-doooooo
YEAYEAH
I can't remem...
I can't remember fuckin' shit
Can't tell if this is true or meme
Deep down inside I feel the meme
This terrible silence stops with MYEH
woN taht eht raw si hguorht htiw em
I'm waking up, I cannot sees
That there's not much left of me
Nothing is real but penis
Hold my breath as I wish for dick
Oh ₚₗₑₐₛₑ Gᴏᴅ ʷᵃᵏᵉ meeEEeeEEeeEEeeEEeeEEee
YEAYEAH
Back in the womb, it's much too real
In pumps life that Moses must feef
But can't look forward to reveal
Look to the tAHme when AAAAAAA liiiiive
...dicks
Just like a wartime nah nah-nah-nah
Tied to machines that make me fuck
Cut this dick off from me
Hold my dick as I wish for death
Oh please God wake mE̗̦̯̫E̞E͕͚͔̠̙̞EE̝͉̘̲͍̤̤͡E͏͖͙̘̜̱̞Ḙ̮̪̣̜͚̹E̗̯̻͔Ḛ̘͍̲̳͚̟Ḛ̛͉̬̖̝̩́E̬̪̝͇͚̘̼̫͢͟E̛̘̼͈̙͖͓͠͡E̛̜̫͢E̠̤̞͖͓͉̗͝͡Ę̵̰̳̟̞͖̭E̢͚É̼̣̤͚͙͇̪̦E̵̠̭̼̕E҉̶̡̮͍̼͚̼͉͇͎̣̬̠̪͖̀È̷͖̦͙̠̬̪͈̦͢͜͜E͟҉̕͏͍̤̗͖̣ͅȨ̱̖͓̤͟E̶̷͏̻͕̠̪͉͍͔̣̻͙E̶͖͎̥͟͟͡͞È̶̜̥̬͉̝̞̬̣̻̱͇͈͎̻͙͇͇͉͘͞͡E͘҉͖̜̣̙̻̹̖͓̼̲̖̺͇͙̪Ę̹̣̥̭̱̭̦͍̳̳̠͉̦̬͎͓͟ͅͅ
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We are number one
Oh God spank me
Hold my penis (grapefruit) STOP!
Oh please Daddy take me
YEAYEAH
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
It was at that moment that Jason knew he fucked up
D̟͚̼̜̲͈̻͜A̙̲̙̫̮̻R̶̪K̺͓̻͖̠͞N̺͔̪̹E̯͈͉͉̰͠SŚ̰̯͈͙͈
Imprisoning me
All that I am
Absolute whore
I cannot live
I cannot die
Trapped in myself
Body my holding cellellell
Landmine
Has taken my siis
Taken my penis
Taken my hearing
Taken my arms
Taken my legs
Taken my sus
Left me with life in SSSSSSUUUUUUUUSSSSSSS
Lars: I don't think we have a song called "DICK".
James: Not yet!
You're a dick
You re a dick
My dick
You're it, guys
(Açai aggressively tonguing his webcam)
The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat
He laid that golden penis on the ground at Johnny's feet
Johnny said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again
I told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
All that I meme*
Those 4 consecutive snare hits at 1:19 always crack me up
What's funnier is that's like Lars signature fill
Funny because of 2 reasons.
1.) This was/is my favorite album
2.) That into solo vocal parody is about as good as Kirk plays today.
but Kirk plays very good... oh wait?... you mean it's perfect?
So "...AND JUSTICE FOR AAAAA" is your favourite album... interesting.
@@ale.2p284 yes, his favorite album is "and justice for AAAAAAAAA"
The "Yeah yeah" killed me
MY LEG!
Also, I would love to see the actual band react to this
Lars would probbably sue this guy
@@andrijastefanovic726 thats what i was going to say :(
@@andrijastefanovic726 for defamation of character
*Snares aggressively*
Herman Li (DragonForce's lead guitarist) was cool with "Through The Tables And Memes", so I don't think Metallica would react with anything other than amusement and appreciation that their songs are getting love.
This is my favorite metalideth theme, Dave ulrich is probably the best bassist alive. I love this song two embodies what I truly feel inside. Much like system of a dong and all of James cobains songs that are just amazing cant wait to hear another song from Metalideth.
3:33 the part y'all have been looking for
Read the description
You’re doing God’s work, child.
Good Smithies I deletos your minecraft account.
wtf?
Minecraft is so stupid.
*Slayer*
Jacob M'Boi from Halo?
ABigBowlOfChips Yes
*ELITE GROANING NOISES AND LOTS OF SHOTS BEING FIRED*
Tom Araya
*AIEEEEE*
0:30 my man on the verge of tears
i cant listen to One without hearing this now
*MY LEG!*
3:39 is unusually good it's almost disturbing
All memes aside, I appreciate that this mix has audible bass, but not to the point where it drowns out the vocals and guitars
0:47 When you are about to sing loudly, but you stub your toe.
i cant remember farkin shiet
jack conroy what is that from?
@@tobyhaine6049 the “Fackin Sheet” is from the Adam Sandler comedy album “They’re all gonna laugh at you”. Forget what track tho
@@nicholasdedea7830 thank you. I located the track - second track on the album: The buffoon and the Dean of Admissions
@@tobyhaine6049 glad to help!
Ah, the 2010s meme nostalgia always finds a way to come back to me in the most unique ways.
My favourite Black Sabbath song
when he went "doodledo-de-doo doodle-doodlee-doodle doo di doo" I felt that
I love metallica meme so much lol I've listened to it too many times. Please keep up the good work
zoe han Saem
that transition from the solo to eruption is perfect 7:18
4:23 I could listen to that riff forever as long as it doesn't get disorted
Same
That smooth af transition into The Devil Went Down To Georgia was so awesome.
7:50 What a missed opportunity.
RAINING BLOODDDD
jdudeoes it already said Slayer at the beginning
JP Serrano you don't get it
Yeah I got it. You expected the ending for raining blood that's what I said that at the beginning it already said Slayer bc two references to Slayer in a Metallica video? That sounds too much for me lol.
JP Serrano no you clearly didn't get it.
Still has more bass than the original track
When I'm sad I come back here to her even sadder
LMAO SAME
Kid: mom can we get and justice for all?
Mom: we have and justice for all at home
And justice at home:
So this is how heaven sounds like.
7:04 : It's Acai, if I remember ?
Giro dat kat
1:06
3:05 to 3:08 actually sounds pretty good
5:05
"Hey, what happens when I flip *this* switch down?"
It's like a youtube poop but in audio form.
3:57 is it Eb tuning?
It's not
Rafal Szmigiel sounds like c
Both.
That did sound like eb tuning besides it sounding really out of tune lol
7:20 my favorite part
5:08 "ALL THAT I FEEF, ABSOLUTE HOH!"
2:51 that was just too seamless
My favourite meme song! XD
0:09 made me die and it's 5 am now
that is why james gone to rehab again
SANITARIUM
3:09 I sense a How 2 draw sanic hegehog feeling.
Her: "What type of music do you listen to?"
Me: "uhh..."
Yes
1:04 *YEAHYEAH!*
This video never fails to make me happy when I'm sad.
High quality art right here
“Tied to machines that make me FUCK”- KILLED ME 😂😂😂
At 3:04 i personally like how the very start of solo sounds. I feel like it would sound very interesting to have that tone mixed into different parts of the song.
Its 3am, im doing Chemistry homework and this is the only thing keeping me sane.
*Petition to convince metallica to play this as a troll for everyone*
Can I get this iTunes
DJ SPT no
i wish
7:48 I would’ve died if Dave grohl came in singing best of you
5:25 " HAS TAKEN MY PEEEAENAAESS
James Yeetfield with Memetallica... Amazing
That Halo intro lol
Alberto Morelos
I know right?
LEFT ME WITH LIFE IN *SOOOOOOOOOOOS*
this
is
pure
art
YEAHYEAH!
S L A Y E R
3:27 school fire alarms
Idk why but this video makes me happy. It's really well done, the memes make me feel euphoric.
Please make more.
...And Justice for AAAAA