Was expecting you to say that there is a hidden ecological meaning that trees have to die because of humans who want to turn them into tables for profit or something, but what I read from you did not disappoint me anyways
A little part of me hopes this couple is still together, engaged, planning their wedding...& this comment has come in time for OP to play several reception pranks. This song plays (ofc) She gets served Chop Suey Inexplicable chop sticks...in flower arrangements...at the bar...as a decoration...in 3 women's hair... Just when she thinks it's all over... A pizza with their favorite toppings is delivered right to them...she can smell its perfection... Is it a peace offering? An apology for the intrusion on their special day? The box is opened...the band's faces are each on their own pizza table. Table.
I can't tell you how real this is. I had a normal life, until I woke up one day to find my dining table... dead. It hits hard man, he was always so upright and stable, it scares you sometimes how tables feel that they deserve to die. I'll miss you Jerry.
I love how the beginning of the song actually sounds pretty solid but then there’s the short “ta............ble” and then it gets progressively worse. This is truly a masterpiece.
That's the bit that caused me to snort my water all over myself on the bus. I was laughing really loud and then I got off because I was embarrassed TA BL
I always thought my life had something missing. Maybe it was a lover, a fancy place to live, but no. It was this. I listened to it, and I immediately knew that this is what I’ve been missing all my life. Thank you for making me feel complete.
As an information designer who advises teams on on how to format spreadsheets and tabular data in a user-friendly way, I can relate to the feeling of everything being tables
I must bring to attention that this was my mum’s first introduction to SoAD. I showed her this video, she laughed her pants off, and later in the day as she was walking passed me she said “Table. Table table table table.”, then responded to my laughter with “I almost emailed you _’table’_ at work today but I was too busy” Edit: Surprisingly (to me), my mum loves rock - Nirvana is her jam, and she even adores Linkin Park. She said she loves the beat of this song; although the original is too sad for her (she’s said she likes this table remix better than the original Chop Suey), cuz we’re Christian: “Father, into Your hands I commend my spirit! Father, why have you forsaken me? In Your hands, forsaken me? In Your mind, forsaken me?” In that same vein, we once got into a discussion about Pink Floyd’s “Comfortably Numb.” She told me, “I used to love that song before I got put on medication”. She’s hilarious
This video has single-handedly changed the way I see tables forever. I cannot see a table the or hear the word "table" without this meme bursting into my head and causing me to smile & laugh uncontrollably. Thank you for making me laugh for 5 years in a row 😆
I have a very vivid memory of being stoned out of my mind while this and a few other SOAD remixes were playing in a festival tent and honestly it was the greatest time I've ever had alive
Wtf how'd this get so many views
animorphs cause this shit funny af
Table
animorphs Memes and shitposts attract people with an intergalactic sense of humour.
carimusic because this table meme
Look at me I am the table now
“I cry when tables deserve to die”
There’s a story of a stubbed toe in there.
Bubdolf I feel this
I died laughing reading this😂😂😂 it's so true
As someone with ingrown toenails, it's mathematically impossible for me to agree with this sentiment any more than I do
@@OliveOilthepuppy my pinky toe fells this too
Was expecting you to say that there is a hidden ecological meaning that trees have to die because of humans who want to turn them into tables for profit or something, but what I read from you did not disappoint me anyways
"I cry, when tables deserve to die"
Me too, man, me too.
Oh no!
Our table!
I don't deserve to die 😪
@@robertstevensii4018 It’s dead!
@@robertstevensii4018 is broken
F
As a database admin, "Here you go create another table" hits me in my feels.
As a Data Scientist, it makes me remember a database with 943 tables I had to work on for a while 🫠
As a there-be-treasure-type autistic, I agree
Missed an opportunity to leave the table upon the table.
Underrated comment
"Why'd you leave your TABLE up on the TABLE"
Table! Table, table, table, table, table! Table, table, table, table, table! Table, table, table, table, table! Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, ta... ble... ta... ble, table, table, ta... ble.... ta... ble, table, table, table.
*screams*
Table! Table, table, table, table, table! Table, table, table, table, table! Table, table, table, table, table! Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, ta... ble... ta... ble, table, table, ta... ble.... tay... ble, table, table, table.
@@SquidFart747 won’t fit in - too
many syllables
@@user-mc5hq2ci8g why'd you leave your TABLE on the TABLE
I can just imagine Serj shaking his fist at the sky, crying out "TAAABLLLEE"
Old man yells at table?
Lol
you mean his left hand index finger?
Every anime character mourning for some side character
😂
He sounds like an over excited table salesman
104 likes
This good
@@lachlanbain8612 Thanks
*you wanted to*
Rooms to go newest commercial is this
"when TABLES deserve to die"
what a beautiful phrase, in memory of every table 😔
You are cringe
"Here you go create another table" 🤣
When you give your carpenter friend some wood to make another TABLE
YOU WANTED TO!
"Tables deserve to die"
Finally someone understands...
I was going to comment that, how dare you
Yeah I once stubbed my toe on a table they must parish!!!
All the toes...
Botchamania is not happy with your statement
Hate ikea
I legit started to cry at "I dont think you trust.... TA.............BLE"
I busted out laughing there in a way I didn't know I needed
It’s 3 in the morning when I’m watching this and i legit had to shut my door cuz I was laughing so hard
no same I screamed so hard
Same this whole thing just sends me 😭😭
Self-righteous TABLE
Ive tricked mt girlfriend into listening this twice and now she looks at me suspiciously whenever Chop Suey comes on expecting it to be this lol.
A little part of me hopes this couple is still together, engaged, planning their wedding...& this comment has come in time for OP to play several reception pranks.
This song plays (ofc)
She gets served Chop Suey
Inexplicable chop sticks...in flower arrangements...at the bar...as a decoration...in 3 women's hair...
Just when she thinks it's all over...
A pizza with their favorite toppings is delivered right to them...she can smell its perfection... Is it a peace offering? An apology for the intrusion on their special day? The box is opened...the band's faces are each on their own pizza table.
Table.
Same with my wife man
@@Albert-dr8ig lmao
1:43 - "I don't think you trust TABLE my TABLE righteous suiSUS! I TAAABLEE!"
I can't breathe! This is so funny!
"when angels deserve to t a b l e"
serj has such a way with words
1.5 k likes and no comments
@@rushproduction1 i forgot I commented this actually
**table**
Lmfao
TABLE
“Here you go creating another table.”
My woodshop teacher criticising my lack of imagination.
This made me laugh out loud 😂
Literally me
THIS CALLED ME OUT
Your comment is kinda 1:51
@@ballsofsalsa01 this is a SAS/SOS from ytp not your stupid ass brainrot zoomer
"I, cry, when tables deserve to die"
It is truly sad to let go of a piece of furniture
2:15 table table table.... 😂😂
S H T A B L E
a
a
ª
a
a
**deep breath** table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table
shit i almost liked the comment but i like the number it's at rn
fried suici- sus I cry when tables deserve to die
Ryan that so sounds like something trump would say but mk sister
2:15
Insert seagull meme here
I can't tell you how real this is. I had a normal life, until I woke up one day to find my dining table... dead. It hits hard man, he was always so upright and stable, it scares you sometimes how tables feel that they deserve to die. I'll miss you Jerry.
Funny
2:30
"Father TABLE hands I commend my TABLE!" 😂😂
Her: he’s probably thinking about other girls...
Him: TABLE
xD
I flet that 😔
He's thinking about nailing a *TABLE*
I was gonna like your comment but 666
@@googleboy253 same XD
I've been laughing for 2 minutes when he just goes "t" "able"
Literally same
Tay
Bul
Same 😂
Um I don't know maybe because it's a MASTERPIECE !!
Ok
"self righteousTABLE" 😂😂
i cackled like a maniac at "self-righteous table"
There's so much pain in his voice when he said "TAAAABLLEEE".
*ta*
*ble*
Haha 🤣 Yea
Marco?!
my favourite part is the one where he said table
@@bvrty.cvpxne Table
"i tabled when angels deserves to table"
man that's deep
i cried
I tabled*
@@mateivoican makes more sense
*#lolz*
true 😔✊
As soon as I heard “Table hands” I started to look at my own hands in disbelief.
The "When angels deserve to table" part, I felt that
I love how the beginning of the song actually sounds pretty solid but then there’s the short “ta............ble” and then it gets progressively worse. This is truly a masterpiece.
Yep
Thats my favorite part
and also how the visual follows the quality of the song
@@sneakybastard3556 ^^
Pretty solid 👌
teacher: why are you laughing?
my mind: *ta*
*ble*
Darralaama this is the one 🤣🤣🤣
Self Righ- TabLE
IKEA approves
FUCK
That's the bit that caused me to snort my water all over myself on the bus. I was laughing really loud and then I got off because I was embarrassed
TA
BL
This was the first version of this song I heard
I have no regrets
What is so funny is that in the actual song it also sounds like he is actually saying table again and again.
Me when I stub my toe
“Tables deserve to dieeeee!”
That's such an original comment.Fuck you
@@rgtemple everything doesn't need to be original grow up
Jason Roode I am now subscribed
Ok ik that this is unrelated but I'm the 666th person to like this comment lol
@@rgtemple grow up, kid
When the people at IKEA Headquarters find crack in the break room.
*TABLETABLETABLETABLETABLE*
Comment win!
bro im crying lmaoo
Do the tabley thing
Self righteous table
Listening to this has become a daily ritual to me.
When I clicked the video I expected all the instruments to be table I'm not sure if this quite as satisfying.
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE RAPID FIRE TABLE
Came as soon as I read this and now I have a headache from laughing too hard .
@@rheam9391 bruh same lmao
Felt like it was shaking me XD
Me neither. . Lmao
You didn’t?
This is what i pay my internet for.
nheb first
Hahahah yes!! Just had the exakt thought myself😂
Holy shit 666 likes
Holy shit 999 likes
@@tallonfall not anymore... huehuehue
Father table hands, why have you forsaken me?
I always thought my life had something missing. Maybe it was a lover, a fancy place to live, but no. It was this. I listened to it, and I immediately knew that this is what I’ve been missing all my life. Thank you for making me feel complete.
"I cry when TABLE deserves to die"
Me too, SOAD
XD
I prefer to table when angels deserve to T A B L E
I TABLE when angels deserve to TABLE
I cried when he sang this part... this shit was hilarious.
😭
"whyd you leave the table on the table" wouldve sounded so much more table 😔
table table table table table table table table table table table table table
or even yet "table table table table table" *oh someone's already made that joke
It would have been no-table
Well there you go creating another table
I would have said stable. Badum tsd
This video has single-handedly changed my life. Now I cannot say the word "table" without dying of laughter. 😆
ive had this on loop for maybe an hour while doing schoolwork and I haven't completed anything.
1000/10 amazing song to lose your mind to
TAAABLEE
That's how I found this too
"whats the problem?"
"he keeps using common phrases incorrectly"
"cry me a table karen "
HAHAH YES!
It's Linda, but yeah
@@lumozlp6606 actually, Carol, Linda, Karen and Debra are all acceptable
Why dont you all make like a tree... and get the fuck out!
OMFG YASS UR SO CREATIVE!
You have committed mass
✨ t a b l e c i d e ✨
Achievement received:
Table-Hitler
@@HourRomanticist : Adolf Tabler
tablecaust
Tablin
„Good job Agent *TABLE*, now get out of there before anyone will notice.”
This had no business being this damn table, I mean funny.
I thought it was going to be _"TABLE, TABLE TABLE TABLE TABLE TABLE"_ but this is so much better
*_YES THE ENDING_*
"Hide the scars to fade away the table" that hit hard.
We all want to commit self righteous tablecide
Create another table LUL
Meezy MT2 I’m dying 😂😂😂
Idontfuckin Know it sounded like shable
that table'd hard as table, bro! I table!
I don't know why but the long, fading "TAAAAAAAAABBLEEEEEEEE" gets me every time.
same
Sounds like homer Simpson when the long taaaaabbbleeee appears
😂 same
Me too😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yes that is what makes this a god tier shitpost
As an information designer who advises teams on on how to format spreadsheets and tabular data in a user-friendly way, I can relate to the feeling of everything being tables
What have you forsaken me in your TABLE
my favorite part is when he says
"I
Cry
when tables
deserve to *DIIIIIIIIEEEE*
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAA* "
For me, it's:
Truuussst iiiiinnn *TTTAAAAAAAABBBLLLLLLLLLEEEEE*
Its even better if you put it on .25x playback speed with captions on
@2:10 is when shit tables really hit the fan
i farted when i read this
I like to think that they are singing this as the table slowly warps their reality.
People in 1990 : in 2020 we will have flying cars
2020 : Tables deserve to die
wghhhahahaa
Not funny because it needs be a year that was like 1000 years ago
HAHAHAHAH
2018: Tables deserve to die*
UHDSUHSADHUASDHUASDHUASDHUSADUHSADHUASDHUADSHUASDHUADSUHSDUHASDUHUHADSAUHSDHADSUHADSHUADSHUDHUASHUDS RIP
I must bring to attention that this was my mum’s first introduction to SoAD. I showed her this video, she laughed her pants off, and later in the day as she was walking passed me she said “Table. Table table table table.”, then responded to my laughter with “I almost emailed you _’table’_ at work today but I was too busy”
Edit: Surprisingly (to me), my mum loves rock - Nirvana is her jam, and she even adores Linkin Park. She said she loves the beat of this song; although the original is too sad for her (she’s said she likes this table remix better than the original Chop Suey), cuz we’re Christian: “Father, into Your hands I commend my spirit! Father, why have you forsaken me? In Your hands, forsaken me? In Your mind, forsaken me?”
In that same vein, we once got into a discussion about Pink Floyd’s “Comfortably Numb.” She told me, “I used to love that song before I got put on medication”. She’s hilarious
my mom was in a band and loved prog rock, i lost her early and now i'm wishing i had this experience too 😭
@@elliot_rat I’m so sorry to hear that. 🫂💙 Sending you love and light my friend. Your mum sounded awesome.
WE COMIN OUT THE WOODWORKS WITH THIS ONE 💯💯💯🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
_the National Anthem of IKEA._
*SCP-3008* theme
@@SKewber42069 this is actually scp-3008-2 singing
Best comment award 🏆
2:15
More like that one emo Ikea
“TAAAAAAAABBBLEEE!” sounds like he’s mourning over a broken table 😂😂 i can’t breath he sounds so distraught
You have tible and then taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabblllllllllllleeeeeeeeeee
Why have you forsaken this
I can’t breathe lmaoooo
Breath
do you need CPR?
As someone who lost a table to suicide, this song hits hard.
This video has single-handedly changed the way I see tables forever. I cannot see a table the or hear the word "table" without this meme bursting into my head and causing me to smile & laugh uncontrollably. Thank you for making me laugh for 5 years in a row 😆
As a person who lost a friend to tablecide, this song cuts deep
Was... your friend a table?
@@liamwalsh4008 no, the table killed the friend.
@@tchitchouanno the table killed the table
@@blehhblehhhh no, the table tabled the table
thabled'ble
Either my taste in humor has deteriorated or this is comedy gold
Both
Table
Going through the same thought process as i die laughing from this even though i knew what to expect from the name of the video lol
Yes...
... also table.
the former
Self righteous table.
Nice.
I probably listen to this at least once a month... sometimes once a week, sometimes multiple times per day.
This guy deserves a table for this video...
i would be eternally happy if i received a table
but ... Tables deserve to die, not tables
I almost liked this but it’s at 666 so I couldn’t
This Table deserves a table for this table*
Why? The creator is a sicko who thinks tables deserve to diiiiiiieeee
“When you’re happy, you enjoy the music. When you’re sad, you understand the lyrics.”
2:15
I don't have a bloody clue what the lyrics are so, I guess by process of elimination, I'm happy?
Excluding table, got that bit.
when you are sad you understand the TABLE
"TABLE-siiide" is killing me
i like how serj merged with another serj
Serj two-kian
“WHY’D YOU LEAVE THE TABLE ON THE TABLE”
you want it to.
Here you go creating another table
Smh
kuborules *table wanted to*
it said why'd you leave the keys up on the table, though
@@user-lw9tu1tj7c whooosh
You don't find this video, it finds you.
Yes.
Exactly what just happened to me 😂
I was found by wrestle with Jimmy, and then this.
it really does
I found it when trying to find out what he meant when he said "You wanted to put the keys up on the table"
I have a very vivid memory of being stoned out of my mind while this and a few other SOAD remixes were playing in a festival tent and honestly it was the greatest time I've ever had alive
1:59 IM LITERALLY CRIYNG
Here you go creating *another table*
"Steve this is a Ikea."
I would like this but you have 666 likes
His name is Serj, for referance
@@bigo7423 no shit idiot
RiceCrusader I didn’t ask for your worthless little opinion
@@bigo7423 and nobody asked for your brainless comment trying to explain something retoric to someone. you clearly lack a brain
"Wait it's all table?"
"Always has been"
The mandela effect at its finest. For fucks sake noone corrected that forever lol. English is not .y language sorry. I meant mandela I beloeve
What is funny about that
Lexel ITS A MEME
Lol
🌎👨🚀🔫👨🚀
the ending upset me. i was waiting for "when tables deserve to table"
I swear to god this had me in absolute tears and i couldn't literally breathe
Everybody:
"Tables deserve to die"
But nobody:
"Angels deserve to table"
291 likes
Table deserves to table
But what about “die to deserve table”?
@@urmom-8190 I've never thought about it :O
This is wild! All those genious ideas!
"Table" doesn't even sound like a real word anymore.
I know 😣
Pontypool (2008)
Taybo
Same here😂
Wait it's a real word?
i heard table so many times that it doesn't feel like a word anymore
"self-righteous TABLEcide"
😂😂
SUS-cide
*TAY BOL*
Teacher: What are you laughing at?
Me: Nothing
My brain: *T A B L E*
2:15
XD
So fucking truee XDDD
You know whats funnier than table?
Me, at work. Luckily, I have a couple of co-workers who would think shit like this is funny.
I was honestly expecting every word to be replaced with table.
"I cry when TABLES deserve to die." -Serj Tankian
"I am the TABLE." -Matt Hetfield.
I
Cry
When _table_ deserves to *DIE*
Tables
That cracked me up :)
Tables everywhere
AAAAAAH
table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table
*Goes into IKEA*
Employee: What are you looking for?
Me: 2:15
The best comment!
Omg I'm fucking dead
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why am i crying
This shit had me laughing so fucking hard
2:16 spoke to me on a whole new level
This song should be in IKEA adverts. It accurately depicts how I feel when I'm trying to assemble an IKEA table.
I truly cannot listen to Chop Suey normally anymore since I've heard this. It's been years. I have no regrets.
no regrets, just tables.
@@edaakdogn always has been
Came back just to say this, thank you for getting there first
I’ve passed this on to everyone who’s played chop suey at the local bar. Tables for everyone !!
I've listened to so many meme guitar hero tracks with TABLE in them 🤣
"I don't think you trust
TA
-BLE"
LMFAO
lmfao
Self-righteous tables 💀
Why is this damn funny?! It’s almost cursed, but In a funny way.
Tai Bol
I felt that😔
69
1:05
table
"Bol" means "head" in a dialect in my language
i like how the faces get slowly distorted
A table slowly rises into frame
and another serj appears lol
I was just reading comments while listening then I came to this comment and looked at the video. It wasn't slow for me. I need an adult.
„Everyone liked that“
Would be a good soad lyric
ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS. I LOVE IT OMGGG
1:55 That cracked me up😭😭😭😭
You only get to listen to "chop suey but everything is a table" for the first time once
What if you have memory problems and forget it?
Wrong! I'm very forgetful
So true 😪😔😩😥
And then hear it every other time you hear chop suey
WHEN TABLES DESERVE TO DIIIIE
Self righteous *TABLECIDE*
Also
Sui- *SUS*
Read this as it said that part nice
I love this sm lmao
The humor on this. Fucking genius! Haha