Memory Cards - Scott The Woz
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ต.ค. 2020
- Scott saves. Happy Halloween!
Twitter: / scottthewoz
Facebook: / scottthewoz
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Music Used:
"At the Gravesite/Flight and Refuge" from Night of the Living Dead (1968)
"Boarding Up" from Night of the Living Dead (1968)
"Tonight's Prizes" by Dick Stephen Walte
"'Er Indoors" by Johnny Hawksworth
"Mystic Cave Zone" from Sonic the Hedgehog 2
"Brinstar" from Metroid
"Dunegon" from The Legend of Zelda
"Graveyard" from StarTropics
"Valley of Bowser" from Super Mario World
"Cranky's Theme" from Donkey Kong Country
"Kurikinton (FATAL FURY 2)" from Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
"Dragon Roost Island" from The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
"Witty Fellow" by Gerhard Trede
"Welcome to Station Square" from Sonic Adventure
"Spindlelegs" by Cedric Palmer
"Safety in the Sanctuary" from The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
"Bonus Theme" from Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest
"Dapper Don" by Frank Chacksfield
"Castle Theme" from New Super Mario Bros. Wii
"Unease" by Dick Walter
"Graveyard" by Johnny Pearson
"Ghost Child" by Dave Hewson
"Stealth by Night" by Jack Coles
"Scary Search" by Harry Lubin
"Savage Episode" by Len Stevens
"West Side Rumble" by Sam Spence
"Me for You" by George Callert
"The Creature (A)" by Gregor Narholz
"Breakout" from 3D Dot Game Heroes - เกม
i like the new Scott the Woz canon of “Scott sleeps on his desk”
What do you mean? I sleep on my desk as well, I know there's this new fad of a 'mattress' but it'll die out soon.
Im more scare of EA then their games
Hey, it wouldn't have a large, flat surface if it wasn't meant to be slept on. Same goes for refrigerators, ironing boards, doors and other people.
same
New?
The most horrifying thing Scott has ever worn now is officially a blank white T-shirt with a large colored print out of Madden 09 zip-tied to the front of the shirt, with the shirt deliberately stuffed into the beige jeans.
Madden 09 for the PSP. And the sheets of paper taped together were held on by a fanny pack, it appears.
@@HunterAtheist It's being held by both a leather belt up to the waist, and small plastic zip-ties going whichever way
@@IvailoStoychev Look it’s a quag
The greatest Madden of all-time...
(...AND 2008.)
Yes
I love how much Scott talks about game preservation while also throwing his wii at a wall
Thats because wii has erase half its games from existence.
Correction: *all their games from existance.
well yeah, he's talking about game preservation, not console preservation
@@DuvLeveret yeah, you can save data to a sd card
hmmmm
Stupid Nintendo games.
6:50 the memory card flying perfectly into Scott's costume is quite possibly the greatest unscripted gag I've seen.
We need the blooper reel for this episode.
ikr 🤣@@RyeTheGoblin
"I hate the metric system, how many hours is that?"
I have never heard anything so funny, and stupidly smart at the exact same time.
That joke went by so fast I didn’t even realise it until you pointed it out. Damn Scott's good
This whole video lol - funniest youtuber I’ve watched
That joke is way to patriotically American for me to laugh at it, but it’s still a good joke.
@@JamesTheAce0 ...But it's not tho. How do you think it's "patriotically American" when it's markedly making fun of our whole thing of not understanding the metric system because we use the imperial system (while just being nonsensical because using hours instead of years is both ridiculous and has nothing to do with that).
...I didn't think I'd have to explain the joke. But the idea of it being 'patriotically American' was even more ridiculous than the joke itself.
@@JamesTheAce0 It's literally making fun of the imperial system the US uses. You're a bit dense, eh.
I love how the Halloween costume is Madden 09 - Truly the most terrifying thing to ever grace our times.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
We need NFL2K5 to ward it off.
@@kerred facts
FOR THE PSP!
Ahhhhhh
6:41 I love how Terry quickly jumps to the conclusion that the pumpkin MUST have turned into memory cards just because he saw a bunch on the floor
wouldn’t you think the sane
“So how did you die?”
“I got stabbed with a memory card possessed by a pumpkin.”
The memory card wasn't possessed by the pumpkin
@@faultyvideos2215 They started as possessed memory cards but when they got put in the wii it possessed the wii but unpossessed the memory cards
*sob* my uncle died the same way
"are you sure you are ready to raise a pumpkin?"
Scott can't even keep a chia pet alive for 30 seconds
So is that a yes or no
Rip Ringo the fly
@@ESP3DINA he was a great drummer
Same!
Ok
-"You want the 2 year waranty?"
-"I hate the metric system. How many hours is that?"
Genius
That warranty would be for 17,560 hours
@@braydenkinder75 *-.-*
@@braydenkinder75 I thought it was 16 miles
@@braydenkinder75 that's not right.
It's around 3 cups of minutes
It's about 17 millilitres before 5:00
The simple comedy of Rex coming through the window, into the apartment, only to declare “let’s get out of here” is fantastic.
Scott’s videos are such an interesting experience: the review parts are actually well argued and presented, and then the stories are like I’m having a stroke while high on acid.
The guy who thinks everything is Gex has to be my favorite running gag on this channel.
And the fact that he only thinks it’s not Gex is when it actually IS Gex, and that just fucking kills me with laughter.
Lol
Your forgetting hey all Scott here and his love of Madden 08
I thought he was depressed?
I agree, but also the wendys employee makes me laugh every time!
“I ate the f**king Wii”
-Scott The Woz 2020
"I like the Wii" - Scott Wozniak (2019)
@Judah Macabee Don't worry, there are other jokes
“ “I love how the comment section just quotes what people say as if why’re contributing something of value” -Judah Macabee 2020” -Djdndnd Dnrhdjdbd 2020
@Judah Macabee Yea, the quotes should just be time stamps for other jokes
One of my favorite quotes is OBAIDAH
I love how the scene of Steel Wool and Chet Shaft being resurrected was kind of like a hint as to what was going to happen in the 2021 Halloween episode
And the Christmas video
I will always remember the final words of wendy's employee. "Not my leg day legs, I need them for leg day!"
"His hand is bleeding"
"His eyes aren't blinking"
"His lips are smiling"
"His dead is showing"
This is what my poetry teacher was talking about
@@kistertheartist A modern day Thomas Hardy.
Bars
Omg, his dead is showing, how embarrassing 😳. He needs to keep that in his soul
sounds like an average wendy's employee to me
I hope him sleeping on his desk is going to become a running joke kinda like how he holds his 'phone'
Henry Savage why waste that bed when you have a perfectly good desk to sleep on?
@@savagegamer81013(edit) In the Sonic the Hedgehog 3 episode (around 12 minutes in) he says he wakes up every morning and asks "Where am I?" while lying in bed. so presumably he sleeps on his desk and makes his way to the bed every night.
Gex
Wait how does he hold his phone? I recently rewatched all of em and I guess never noticed it...
@@pugiguess6548 he holds an entire landline phone up to his ear
The part discussing memory cards for the Xbox 360 at 13:06 makes me remember how my friend and I didn't play online at all, nor did we have memory cards, but we wanted to play each other's games. What did we do? We just popped the hard drive out of the top and threw it in our backpack for when we visited one another. I honestly loved that feature.
16:57 Terry actually was, in a way, the first of 5 to die in the gaming mysteries episode
@Darkquill Maroon true
He got better
I love the lore development in this video:
- Fruitblindess is a thing
- Wendy's Employee might not actually be a Wendy's employee
- Scott sleeps on his desk
and the plot twist at the end... i actually can't wait for the saga to continue! :D
Steel Wool lives
@@ToastyCas Scott confused him for a Target employee while he was wearing his Wendy's uniform because it was red, not Best Buy. But he did say he likes to help
@@cleb6720 right right my bad, I was speaking from memory 😅
Yes very good cannon to the story
Something I love about Scott and his friends’ sketch episodes is how they have the vibe of a low budget cringe high school film, except they’re hilarious and successful with it.
Yeah ikr
They're like Channel Awesome's skits, but funny
Only Scott could transition from pumpkins to memory cards
10:23 aw man, I miss that guy. RIP
he fucking died???
I have no idea what just happened but I think I liked it
Coner
coner
Coner
Corner
It’s quite simple. He talked about memory cards and pumpkins.
My grandda doesn’t have a memory card port is that why he cant remember my name
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECT
@@delirious_z9987 hello
That’s..umm...unfortunate...
Must suck to have to watch you're opening cutscene over and over again.
Just drill one in
14:04 he says the line so perfectly
Man he sure talked about pumpkins for a loooooong time
"Do you want the 2 year warranty?"
"I hate the metric system, how many hours is that?"
what's an imperial year
Yes I saw the video too
He runs a pumpkin patch, not a clock.
@@dazza2350 the time from one Christmas to the next
American in a nutshell
"I'm an expert on watching the opening to Battle for Bikini Bottom"
I've never related to something on such a personal level before that was so oddly specific.
I speedrun BFBB and it's always so cool to see people casually name drop it. The game seemed like it was really obscure for so many years.
Dude that’s the most important thing to happen to man
Dude... the furthest I reached was Spongebob's Dream long ago
@@AlexandriAce Yo what’s up Biker, bfbb community out here
I've only watched it 20 times myself, so Scott is definitely better at it than me.
Still watching this a year later for Halloween 2021.
There's so much gold in this. My favourite moment though, has to be Terry bewildered over memory cards...FOR THE GAMECUBE!
6:52 I love how one of the memory cards flies into Scott’s truly terrifying costume.
Y’all are talking about how he got 20 minutes out of talking about cards while I’m still waiting for the twenty minute long video on the L Button
It will happen
I'm already waiting for the whole trilogy, with the sequel about the R button and epic finale that shows the truth about the legendary Z button.
Yes
I think that'll be the finale
That's because it will be a 3 hour video
I'm so happy the Scott Cinematic Universe is expanding.
I'm not.
@@TheFreakOnee why not?
It's the only CU worth following... and writing fanfiction of.
The pumpkin skit is possibly my favorite Woz skit. It’s great joke after great joke.
1:26 scott accidentally laughs
"No im gex"
"I thought he was depressed!"
OMFG LMAO
But I'm gex
@@ReggieKong64 And I'm Luigi
100 gex
Hi Maki
Long Live Gex
Scott really should have adopted his pumpkin from a shelter instead of buying a new one. So many pumpkins get abandoned and forgotten at these shelters, and if they aren't adopted in a certain time period they are taken out back and smashed
thats why i go with no smash pumpkin shelters so they can't just smash the pumpkins since they were planning at making at least 100 bucks on some of them so they give them to the no smash shelters
1:17 the joke about not getting the metric system is gold.. it feels like that all the time if youre talking about such things with an american. The fact he said that about one of the very few commonly used non metric units made it even better
you know what this video reminds me of?
this is what it feels like when you're 6 years old and you're watching some "show for adults" like 24 or house MD with your parents
like i have no idea what the hell is going on, but it looks like they're having fun, I'm just happy to be here
That was the most unattached, shoehorned in story I've ever seen, just because of halloween.
I love it
Nice
Scott the Woz is probably the only piece of media you can say that and it be not only fitting for the series overall, but also a good thing.
"This is like a pumpkin party at Scott Wozniak's house." - Gex
gex
Gext is the bext
There Is Something strange In the Worlds of Indiana. Who you gonna call? Scottbusters!!
@@olgabryanmandagitilaar4963 Isn’t Scott from Ohio?
Yes
Watching this made me remember about the time I had a PS2 without a memory card, and the only game I had was Kingdom Hearts II. I replayed the game multiple times, desperate to get more bits of the story every time (because I was, and still am, really into it). Looking back, I get a bit of nostalgia, but having a memory card is just so much better anyway.
15:53 i like how the first save file was made in 2076
Scott's memory cards randomly use "Hey All" as a password every time. Part of his horrifying origin story.
*Hey _all_
Why are you still not verified?
Its Hey All, not Hey Y'all
The way I see it, with how he says it, it could go either way. “Hey all” or “hey y’all”. Perhaps he did it on purpose. Smart if he did, considering that would include people from the north AND the south!
@@relser187 no Scott confirmed it was Hey All, not Hey Y'all
"i never wanted to be in the fandom anyways, i found one bad person, that means it's the worst!"
scott, i love you
I mean, he’s not wrong
People just give the pumpkin fandom hate because of a few bad apples (or pumpkins?)
@@sethhowell3067 I think the point went over your head man
@@zhitchcresttail3387 I mean, he's not wrong
This video was more about pumpkins than memory cards, 10/10
The camera angles throughout the episode are really professional looking I’d love to see more camera work like this
Scott: “Are you a doorway pirate?”
Gex: “No I’m Gex.”
I said "He's Fucking Gex!" out loud like one second before he said that and it killed me.
"this was more frightening than pumpkin night on scott the woz's house!"
- Gex
Cant wait for the Christmas special where he talks about the Gamecube Startup Jingle for 30 minutes while a story about Santa going to jail happens in the background.
I'm praying for an L button special.
The thing is he to totally would do this
Let’s get Scott to see this
@@ThomasPotter-cn8xg that'd be the best Christmas gift.
I need this, Scott please do this, please
Scott’s specials still have moments of a regular episode and that’s what I like.
Scott: I had this one
My head: SIXTEEN times the detail
Is Scott’s desk canonically his bed
It is. It fucking is and I love it.
No, rewatch the Chia Pet video
He has an actual bed you know.
@@savagegamer81013 yeah but the fitness games video isn’t canon
@@aug3842 what the hell are you talking about? Of course its part of the canon.
I don't know if anyone has pointed this out yet, but the memory card accidentally being thrown perfectly into Scott's shirt at 6:51 is amazing
I just came to see if anyone mentioned it yet
Yep. That was definitely the correct take to use.
I did notice that! So funny.
Watching this classic episode again for Halloween
"What are you, a meat-eater?"
"A person."
"Oh yeah, I can tell by the hat."
I just found this guy but he is freaking hilarious xD
People say xD in 2022..?
@@axothegremlin People use many emotes in 2022. Plus you don't "say" an emoticon. Wait... Have you always thought that it read literally as "ekss dee?" Lmao that would be sad.
"you want the 2 year warranty?"
"i hate the metric system. how many hours is that?"
17,520 hours. It’s also how long it takes to eat a wii
@@Alex_K221 that's very informative. thank you for the trivia 👍
They also used year as a cost at one point and he referred to the list's age as more than 4 hours
Actually, in the metric system you would measure by megaseconds which are approximately 1/31 of a year or 3.2% of a year. A two year warranty would be 62 megaseconds.
Me at the beginning of this video: “How the hell is this going to transition to memory cards?”
The answer? It doesn't.
I love how channels like this have stories in some videos
Seeing the old PlayStation memory card screen brought back so many great memories I’ve long forgotten
"What are you a doorway pirate?"
"No I'm gex"
"I thought he was depressed"
Top comedy
Yes
it rhymes
“what is this?”
Scott: coordinates, *for a bomb.*
FBI: understandable have a good day
Is that why Scott doesn't go to school anymore?
@@Deoxys911 r/cursedcomments
*CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH*
"Where I hide the bodies"
I love how parts of Scott’s videos are recorded as if they are friends making skits , yet, he is one of the most popular, probably the biggest non LP, retro gamer on TH-cam
Gex pointing at his hat in the doorway made me laugh way more then it should of.
"I'm you." is a genuinely good costume idea.
Until you realize that fruit-blindness is actually, in fact, full blindness
"You don't have enough memory in the memory card" - Tails
Unleashed?
@@heyheyhey420 sonic adventure subseries...
@@MemeDogger i used to play it on my pc so i never actually get the message
Got*
“Oh those are just memory cards for the GameCube”
“FOR THE GAMECUBE?!?!”
Underrated moment
One of my favorite skits in the beginning
Scott Friend Tier List:
1. Gex
2. Vegan
3. Wendy's Employee
Rex
@@TheGamerJose44 He said "Friend"
I'm more of a vegan fan
Ah, a fellow Gex fan
Btw their names are: Jeb Jab, Terry Lesler, Wendy’s Employee, Rex Moh’s, Chet Shaft, and steel wool.
“His hand is bleeding! His eyes aren’t blinking! His lips are smiling! His dead is showing.”
I love this channel
Mom's spaghetti
@@ECL28E emimen
I read this as they were saying it
@thenormz1n i had intercorse witt a femail geman sheperd once in a week
Great. Now I'm never gonna be the first of five to die. >:(
i love the gags at 4:45 and 4:41 theyre like some of my favourite gags on scott's channel
I really enjoyed this episode. Thank you
"What are you, a doorway pirate?"
"No, I'm Gex."
"I thought he was depressed."
Top 10 most epic anime conversations.
"You too"
17:43 He literally made a hole in Scott's wall. They really go all out for these videos
I'm shocked this isn't at the top. Didn't notice it until you pointed out. I think Scott rents too.
That’s the security deposit. Who cares when you can sleep on a desk outside when you’re evicted!
19:17 he actually had to chuck a damn wii too
He's fully aware and capable of using special effects. He's done so before, as mentioned above. It's a good thing that his buddies are his apartment neighbors, otherwise, I think he'd be facing eviction on a regular basis.
Don't you remember? He hates walls. Man he stays in character, respect!
This is one of my favourite Scott the Woz episodes. I think it’s because I’m equally interested in the B plot with the Halloween party and memory cards.
2:19, I love how this foreshadows the Mario party episode
“I don’t want them thinking I play Megaman 4”
“What is this?”
“Coordinates...for a bomb”
Lmao
Checks out, we don't want you playing Megaman 4 now do we?
Yah we know what he said buddy
RIP Wendy's employee he was too good for this world
We must improve the world while he's on the mend!
Don't worry death is meaningless in Scott's world!
@@randomfish9910 the games on a self manager died...
@@randomfish9910 This is true, I also live in Ohio.
@@kacpercicharski4193 20:02
Btw the games on a shelf manager name is Chet shaft so you know
Honestly, these skits confuse me so much, yet are so good.
“You really think you’re ready to go in RAW and own a pumpkin?”
It has been 2 years and that line and the next always get me 🤣
"No I'm Gex."
"I thought he was depressed."
How do you do it, man? 😂😂
Gex is E V E R Y T H I N G
G. E. X.
*Ğ Ë X*
G
E
X
I may be horrible wrong here but I think the depressed line is in reference that later pirate guy shows up a bag of onions, after that, wendy's guy says "language!" right before scott says the F word, this means wendy's guy can foresee 2 lines ahead in the future
Everyone: Registering to vote
Scott: _registering to own a pumpkin_
Everyone of legal voting age, that is.
@@ishanpahwa1179 everyone of legal voting age *AND* who lives in the USA
@@ArtemisWasHere so over 95% of the earth
@@gezi5927 I think you mean over 100%
He knows his priorities
Scott's videos are a master class in "How to Properly do a Lead-In to your Video"
Some skits are just so good
Scott is just the most impressive youtuber out there
Puts a lot of effort into even the really small jokes, the ability to make amazing (and long) videos about seemingly mundane topics, the lore he sprinkles in, hasnt made a single episode out of 185 that isnt good, and he manages all that while uploading every week (usually) on time.
He really deserves more success
I'd disagree with the notion that no episode out of the 185 isn't good.
"It's Awesome Baby!" isn't good. It's perfection.
@@jitsekuilman2492 The only video i didn't like was the game commercials video
I am concerned for his very aggressive work ethic, he makes these high quality videos every week and spends a certain amount of hours every day on everything in the video including writing,filming and editing. The guy can't seem to take a break
@@TheSkypetube
He does take a break after the Christmas specials, but should probably take more
Impressive to me is when you can make content out of nothing. I remember watching a guy who made really good content out of among us, but had no one to play with and wouldn't play with randoms so it was basically "Among Us, The SinglePlayer Experience" where he would basically game-ify the tutorial.
It was really cleaver and original xD
OH RIGHT! My point. . .
my point is memory cards are kinda a very overly done topic of just making fun of the previous owner. Its kinda one of those topics where every game culture contaminator has to have exactly one video on (but no more than one), as if some unwritten rule or right of passing. You don't see them alot, but everyone in this sub-field has one in their history. Tho, even if it's not original, I still say they don't give you much to work with so it's still kinda in the same field as something from nothing. So it's def respectful, even if not a true testament of what they may be capable of.
I laughed at “no I’m gex” harder than I should have
I mean that is a pretty rockin Gex costume
I thought he was depressed
Me too
i love how good these are
Again.
Woz, this is-*Chef’s kiss*-
top their quality.
From now on every time I smell pee, I’ll think back to when it was in my pants after laughing from this video.
tl/dr:
I loved it.
I absolutely love the running gag with the Wendy’s Emoployee.
He truly is the most Wendy’s Employeeist Wendy’s Employee to exist.
As an ex-Wendy's employee it get my ex-official approval
An a Wendy's employee it get my official approval
As a current Wendy’s employee I can confirm this
shame they couldn't get him to a hospital in time :'(
@@felix_fedex Thank *you* for *your* many years of service, Wendy's employee!
On today’s episode, Scott buys his first ever pumpkin from Adam Driver
what
And his acting is better than it was in the rise of skywalker.
Nah man that’s Scarecrow
500th like
@@PodcArne i
I've started uprating ur vids when I start them, cause ur content's that gr8, and I don't wanna have to uprate it @ the end right before an ad XD
This is one of my favourites. So many good jokes.
"I am a expert at watching the opening of battle for bikini bottom"
- Scott Wozniak (2020)
67 times
Scott is the only person that can make memory cards scary
I really love the line delivery of FOR THE GAMECUBE!?! it's both a question and an exclamation
“I’m gonna be throwing my first party in 4 years...” in his Mario Party video, he makes a joke about not being able to think of anything better to do than throw a party, so he thinks for it for 4 years, before finally deciding to throw his party. I cannot believe how genius Scott is with his writing, and he does it so subtly that it took me a few watches of this video to realize it. That’s just really cool.
The Mario party video was released before this thiughx
i was looking to see if anyone else caught this
@@nate9962 yeah my bad lol. I still think that it’s really cool what he did there.
The SCU is only getting bigger.
I thought you meant he hasn’t thrown a party in 4 years, not that he will throw a party in 4 years until I saw the actual quote
2:18 something underappreciated is that, for that joke, scott actually went on urban dictionary and set the definition of pumpkin party as "not slang"
I bought the mug. I love it
i have a feeling it was a fan
What's funnier is that if you see the other submissions for Pumkin party
One of them says "Slang Term" 💀
I’ll bet that wasn’t Scott and it was a fan
Dude, what is this bit
I loved every second of it.
The Fact You Talk More About Evil Pumpkins In This Than Memory Cards, The Actual Subject Of The Video, Shows That You Like To Go Off-Subject & Entertain Your Viewers!
Why do i have the feeling that Scott lives in Courage's The Cowardly Dog universe?
The biggest update to the Scott the Woz lore since Gex night
I was thinking the exact same thing
you're not gex.