Which Species Live the Longest in Star Wars?

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  • @kripto999
    @kripto999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I think the zillo beast deserves a spot on this list
    They can get so old that entire civilizations believe they went extinct ages ago just to one day show up from a cave/crater to almost kill Jedi

  • @BadBomb555
    @BadBomb555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    10:25 Yeah. I remember that too when Yoda died off from the overdose of cocaine.

    • @valiatus6719
      @valiatus6719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      BadBomb555 it’s ketamine

    • @benkenobi3645
      @benkenobi3645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I overdosed on death sticks and ascended into the astral plane before Vader could strike me

    • @brok56
      @brok56 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@benkenobi3645 so that is what you had in your long coat all along.

    • @benkenobi3645
      @benkenobi3645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@brok56 ptsd cant hurt me if im high

    • @SantiagoHernandez-kf9gd
      @SantiagoHernandez-kf9gd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@benkenobi3645 am dying of laughter after reading that😂

  • @aussiestalin8123
    @aussiestalin8123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1008

    When on ketamine, age I do not

    • @metalbag8874
      @metalbag8874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Blessed me with immortality, allah has. Use my eternal time to run over minorities, I will.

    • @ratbat1072
      @ratbat1072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@metalbag8874
      Never be in paradise, I will be. Get my 72 virgins, I must

    • @patchworkfellow
      @patchworkfellow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well, we’ve lost it

    • @Wi-Fi-El
      @Wi-Fi-El 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@ratbat1072 if not for my employee discount at the ketamine factory, work for jihad airlines, I would

    • @kirillzakharov7336
      @kirillzakharov7336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Quote Grandmaster Yoda y'all forgot.

  • @arandomsquidward7761
    @arandomsquidward7761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    No one:
    Anzati: I give it de succ

    • @moneymrcrabs6814
      @moneymrcrabs6814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      g r a b d a t
      n i g g a
      c e r e b r e u m

  • @nickvinsable3798
    @nickvinsable3798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Request: if not already, which alien species are “Human” enough to be considered fellow humans?

    • @no-np8dw
      @no-np8dw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Chiss

    • @blackshogun272
      @blackshogun272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Zeltronians, Bariss and Luminara's species, Pantorans, Zabraks, and a few more. Honestly, a lot of species have very human anatomy designs but something about their eyes or head just says "No". For instance, Ki-Adi-Mundi's peeps, Cereans, they were literally humans with giant elongated foreheads that had another heart lodged in there. Togruta and Twi'leks function mostly the same as humans but their head tendrils go full alien.

    • @nickvinsable3798
      @nickvinsable3798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My money is on Lamias & Harpies (all female) and Orcs (all male) because they require humans to keep their population in check.

    • @GenerationTech
      @GenerationTech  5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Yea we should make a list

    • @moneymrcrabs6814
      @moneymrcrabs6814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Human skum

  • @kodyshaw6991
    @kodyshaw6991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    I swear if thats ketamine Yoda is sleeping in...

    • @ThunderNecros
      @ThunderNecros 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I understood that reference.

    • @howiebrown789
      @howiebrown789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Fuel my ketamine addiction I must

    • @Rice_lederthepriceleader
      @Rice_lederthepriceleader 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      “Hard day of work at the ketamine factory, it was. Hope I develop an addiction, I do not.”

    • @internetman-
      @internetman- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *snort ketamine I must* -Yoda

    • @benkenobi3645
      @benkenobi3645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ketamine is what kept me sane after the purge

  • @pyeitme508
    @pyeitme508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    Next shortest life span species!

    • @existantperson8624
      @existantperson8624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      0 seconds: there names are the nonexistent

    • @mattd2026
      @mattd2026 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Probably the short guys like ewoks and jawas

    • @arandomsquidward7761
      @arandomsquidward7761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      A student after using a different correct method to the teacher

    • @kentucky1519
      @kentucky1519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      (pulls out rpg)
      You

    • @falling_vega1257
      @falling_vega1257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Antivax kids

  • @Declankrenic
    @Declankrenic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Chewie was like 190 in solo and if that movie happened about 10 years before a new hope (give or take a handful), he would be between 230 and 240 by the end of the last jedi allegedly.
    And before people start commenting, I'll add that chewie states his age in the solo movie to be 190 or about that age. I'm just adding this to clarify

    • @marinerproductions1315
      @marinerproductions1315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bat Bro, yeah, it's actually said that by the time of the Galactic Cold War, Chewie was 234 years old.

    • @panic5306
      @panic5306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      poor Chewie. his friend was with him for like 30 years. a blink of an eye for him

    • @Declankrenic
      @Declankrenic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@panic5306 40 at least

    • @thiccchungo1041
      @thiccchungo1041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You forget he was old enough to be a warrior during the battle of kashyyyk, meaning he’s been alive since the clone wars

    • @TheEgoAndItsPwn
      @TheEgoAndItsPwn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Too bad Solo isn't canon

  • @wangbot47
    @wangbot47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    That sarcastic rant at the beginning of this video was fantastic. Great job.

  • @suthinscientist9801
    @suthinscientist9801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    The longest lifespans in Star Wars belong to those who have cyborgged themselves up, that is, become largely mechanical. With the possible exception of a select few species of jellyfish, all biological systems age and eventually fail, such processes lead inevitably to death, unless someone or something kills the organism first.

    • @alphagamer9505
      @alphagamer9505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So grievous?

    • @jimmygunnz5651
      @jimmygunnz5651 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      References please? I haven't heard anyone say this in pre or post Disney Star Wars

    • @lordscrubugus9897
      @lordscrubugus9897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you.
      But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal.

  • @CD-Freedom
    @CD-Freedom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Next video: Species that the Empire made extinct.

    • @jasonskeans3327
      @jasonskeans3327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Genosiens, kaminoins, and almost the lasot

    • @moneymrcrabs6814
      @moneymrcrabs6814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jason Skeans kaminoans were not wiped out
      They actually fought in the yuuzhan vong war

    • @jakealter5504
      @jakealter5504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jason Skeans the genosians aren’t extinct yet, there were two during rebels (one of them was a queen egg)

    • @CD-Freedom
      @CD-Freedom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jake Alter That egg became a Queen, and Darth Vader killed it in his 2015 comic

    • @jakealter5504
      @jakealter5504 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Charles Donald didn’t know that

  • @casbot71
    @casbot71 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Wookies or Gen'Dai would make much better *clone troopers* than humans if the GAR were pragmatic and not set up to fail.
    *Wookies* were already valued for their strength and technical ability, and with their long lifespans a doubling of the aging rate would still leave them with plenty of years of service - economically it makes more sense, 150 years of prime soldering instead of 15.
    And they could carry heavy weapons as side arms, the only issue was their fur and armour unless a bodystocking made it wearable… the most terrifying force may well be shaved Wookies in heavy armour, no one survives waxing a Wookie.
    And as for Gen'Dai - a army of them is unstoppable, your only hope is to destroy the troop transports in space. There's no other way to kill them except for catastrophic damage.
    Although both species are unsuitable as pilots due to their size, so Yoda's species with a accelerated aging mod would be suitable, if a template was found that had the skill and reflexes - their small size would increase ship performance and just act as a extra level of security, most species couldn't fit in to steal it.
    Throw in Clawdite infiltration and assassination teams that can operate behind lines and shapeshift into enemy leaders and you have a war winning force that could take down any opposition.

    • @Drakuba
      @Drakuba 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      unless, you know, those soldiers are designed and made by perfectionalistic sadistic bastards who dont give a flying fuck about living beings and want to milk their employer as much as possible

  • @Jedi_Spartan
    @Jedi_Spartan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    10:27 I wonder if it was about 23 years of constant exposure to the dark side coming from the planet of his exile or if he would have dropped dead on the same date if the Jedi Order had survived as it was prior?

    • @GenerationTech
      @GenerationTech  5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well the Jedi temple was on a nexus of evil

    • @Jedi_Spartan
      @Jedi_Spartan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@GenerationTech true, the only real difference was that the area was (possibly) more balanced with the millions of Jedi that were in the temple over the time Yoda was a master.

    • @ZoidsNut
      @ZoidsNut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GenerationTech I thought the temple was just on a force well? Nothing dark or light about it, just raw force. Same thing with Dagobah, you encountered only what you brought in with you, Luke's fear manifesting as himself as Vader. I admit I'm talking legends with the first point and I stopped reading after the Yuuzhan Vong war.

    • @anvos658
      @anvos658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well obviously Yoda would have better medical care and an easier lifestyle, so he clearly should have lived longer in a universe where Palpatine died of a heart attack, Dooku set up an assassination contingency, at the end of the Clone Wars, or just died accidentally during Anakin crash landing half a space ship. Let alone its implied his level of force sensitivity made him get hard by the shock of Order 66 and elsewise was semi depressed afterwards, so he'd also be in better spirits.

  • @Mcyellowhead
    @Mcyellowhead 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    9:09 "And many redundant vital organs"
    Obi-Wan: *visible confusion

  • @worldtraveler930
    @worldtraveler930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Some of the earliest publications put out just after the release of New Hope were putting Wookies at 6000 years of lifespan.

    • @shorelockhomes943
      @shorelockhomes943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Maybe there's 2 different subspecies of Wookies. One that lives 400 years and the other for 6000 years.

  • @mattd2026
    @mattd2026 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I've heard the Yoda species will be named in the mandalorian

    • @GenerationTech
      @GenerationTech  5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Coool

    • @geraldodelrivero8982
      @geraldodelrivero8982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Where’d you hear that?

    • @Aidan-zc8wx
      @Aidan-zc8wx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@geraldodelrivero8982 Id don't think we care how reliable the source is at this point, We all want to know

    • @mattd2026
      @mattd2026 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@geraldodelrivero8982 it was leaked

    • @mattd2026
      @mattd2026 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If they do it in a well written way I'm all for it

  • @basedtvrk9125
    @basedtvrk9125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    The one dislike is a huma- *Wait a minute...*

    • @moneymrcrabs6814
      @moneymrcrabs6814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🖕🏻👁👄👁🖕🏻

    • @basedtvrk9125
      @basedtvrk9125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      God emperor Of mankind Nice......

    • @moneymrcrabs6814
      @moneymrcrabs6814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      👁👄👁👉🏻🧪💉

    • @optillian4182
      @optillian4182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@moneymrcrabs6814 👁👄👁👌

    • @yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907
      @yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@moneymrcrabs6814 You'll have to use an actual language, I can not understand these hieroglyphics.

  • @shanegraham2500
    @shanegraham2500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I've always figured Hutts and Yoda's species lived about the same length, roughly 10 times Human.
    So, a 50 year old Hutt would be like a 5 year old human child.
    200 years would be likened to a 20 year old human adult.
    Yaddle was a respected, middle-aged 49(0).
    Jabba, in his 600's was the equivalent of a 60 or so year old Mafia Don.
    And Yoda, at 900, was a wizened 90 year old. Old even for his species.

  • @chasedavidson2855
    @chasedavidson2855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Me: puts on video as I start taking off my pants to change
    Allen: "Pants. What are people wearing them actually hiding beneath "

    • @GenerationTech
      @GenerationTech  5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      What are you hiding?

    • @chasedavidson2855
      @chasedavidson2855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@GenerationTech My private area from the dolphins and aliens

    • @panic5306
      @panic5306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @robert20351 don't worry. there are people out there who *do* get your references. just, none of them know each other. the beauty of the internet amirite.
      god that makes me sound like such a neet.
      which I do not deny nor confirm

    • @theflock4916
      @theflock4916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Robert Patter and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!

  • @yom0msfat
    @yom0msfat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    In the clone wars season 3 “hunt for ziro” a hutt was killed in a single blaster shot

    • @Troglodytarum
      @Troglodytarum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Probably got shot right through the heart. Can't Regen that.

  • @robocat8769
    @robocat8769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I think living forever in the Star Wars universe means just not getting killed.

  • @RetractedandRedacted
    @RetractedandRedacted 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    It's the duty of each human to shorten these lifespans.

  • @SgtKanyo
    @SgtKanyo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Hang on, hang on, hang on.
    So the Hutts skin can resist acids, they can resist blaster fire, but Leia managed to strangle him?
    Does this mean Leia had to use the force to kill him? Maybe Leia used a force choke without her knowing it?

  • @currencytrader4389
    @currencytrader4389 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had no idea how deep the Star Wars universe was. I watched the first 3 movies as a kid, and then just forgot about Star Wars until the resurgence of the new movies. This video was incredible. Now I find myself binge watching TH-cam videos about Star Wars.

  • @bezzie9
    @bezzie9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When 900 year old jedi you are...
    In charge you can be.

  • @robbrown2314
    @robbrown2314 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alan's 'deadpan' sarcasm and ridicule of cannon is why I'm here.

  • @rolandbujeiro42
    @rolandbujeiro42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    We might need to reevaluate Yoda's age at the time he bacame a Jedi master. If we go by the new madalore series, by age 50 they're still in there infancy. Unless they hit an extremely accelerated growth spurt, i seriously doubt he'd be a Jedi master by 94...

    • @StrykeSZN
      @StrykeSZN 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i know i’m late but he said himself he taught jedi for 900 years

  • @Dakarai_Knight
    @Dakarai_Knight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I knew about the hutts being tough but I just remembered how easily ziro went down

  • @mrdrbabybrute7584
    @mrdrbabybrute7584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thumbnail, Aliens that can live forever 'shows the one character that we saw die of old age'

  • @zombygaming8831
    @zombygaming8831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    4:39 oh so Durge's species.

    • @Burning-Twilight
      @Burning-Twilight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Despite being the most famous member of his species, he's actually considered to be on the polar end of how they actually behaved and acted in life.

    • @zombygaming8831
      @zombygaming8831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Burning-Twilight Oh really? Interesting

  • @ggt47
    @ggt47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Keanu Reeves,Chuck Norris and Betty White.

  • @sethwinters3556
    @sethwinters3556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Lmfao! that Keanu Reeves part had me dying 😂

  • @LukeDe1st
    @LukeDe1st 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I’m still not convinced after all this time your name is Alan.

    • @lillyanneserrelio2187
      @lillyanneserrelio2187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      then call him Master like the rest of us.

    • @jscorpio1987
      @jscorpio1987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lilly Anne Serrelio I call him daddy

    • @LukeDe1st
      @LukeDe1st 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lilly Anne Serrelio pft Lol he hasn’t even bought me a drink yet. Besides I’m a dolphin sympathizer. 😜

    • @LukeDe1st
      @LukeDe1st 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      J T great, now American Ben is jealous. Lol there he goes...
      By the way where has english Ben at?

    • @Aidan-zc8wx
      @Aidan-zc8wx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      isn't it Allen?

  • @yada7515
    @yada7515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I thought Yoda was sleeping on cocaine for a sec

    • @valiatus6719
      @valiatus6719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yada nope, ketamine.

  • @jenevelle124
    @jenevelle124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Actually, in terms of his own species' age, Yoda died extremely young. Based on the knowledge that the Child is 50 years old and acts about 18 months old, we can conclude that Yoda, at 900 years old, died relative to 27-33 years old. This may be due to stress from the rise of the Empire or perhaps this is common and we just don't know enough about the species yet to make that conclusion.

    • @daltonevans3412
      @daltonevans3412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Those numbers are based entirely on assumptions and no hard facts. Yoda looks ancient by a new hope, so if he died in the equivalent of his 30s or even 40s, why would he look that old? Yoda also reached rank of jedi master by 96 years old, that's only 46 years older than grogu, so there is obviously a massive growth jump they have in that time period.

    • @D_Chess
      @D_Chess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Your numbers are not linear. Yoda was named master at 96 standard years. So, with Grogu being about 50 there must be a big growth spurt between say 50 and 80 somewhere.

    • @jenevelle124
      @jenevelle124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@D_Chess see that's what I personally think, but I made that comment well over a year ago and I didn't even do that math so idk 😂

    • @kylienielsen6975
      @kylienielsen6975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yoda's species might not have the same childhood to adult ratio as humans do

    • @alphagamer9505
      @alphagamer9505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is a assumption
      Maybe Yoda species has a huge growth spur for the species as well has a maturity growth around 100 years old.
      If we try to compare by human terms, Yoda died at 90 years old, the child is 5 years old

  • @Bartaaron04
    @Bartaaron04 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think Sarlaccs live up to tens of thousands of years. I remember reading somewhere that the one on Tatooine Boba escaped from was 25000 years old at the time

  • @giemadema
    @giemadema 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I think yoda has taken too much death sticks in the thumbnail

    • @crimsoninpact
      @crimsoninpact 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah bro he overdosed on ketemine

  • @zombymando6210
    @zombymando6210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I cannot get the Yaddle-Seth green thing out of my head.

  • @cooltrainervaultboy-39
    @cooltrainervaultboy-39 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Me: clicks on thumbnail wondering what living forever, and Yoda passed out on a mountain of cocaine have to do with each other.
    Yoda: Long day, I've had. Edge off of teaching younglings, it takes. Party hard, I do. Out snorted Master Kun, I have.

    • @Yeentenology
      @Yeentenology 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No One:
      Yoda: Snort more Cocaine, I will.
      Me: My doctor prescribed enough Amphetamines for the month

  • @olafgurke4699
    @olafgurke4699 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:40 "...but not enough that we start getting bored about life..."
    Depression: Hello there.

  • @julialuo69
    @julialuo69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The part about the anzati is giving me nightmares

  • @yourstruly4817
    @yourstruly4817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Insert "your mom joke"

  • @joshuadunford3171
    @joshuadunford3171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Aliens that can live forever
    Imperiam of man- “none”

  • @VIPGarrett
    @VIPGarrett 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    In the book Red Harvest there was a Neti that was waaay bigger then 10 meters, it was in an ancient sith library that was so big that it was considered a labyrinth, and the neti was the librarian, it had its branches and roots spanning the entire library, it was so big that some sith had even gotten lost and died in it

  • @Grootatron
    @Grootatron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Allen: the longest living alien species can live a few thousand years
    Cybertronians: pathetic

    • @Obiwan7100
      @Obiwan7100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exogorth living billions of years

    • @Grootatron
      @Grootatron 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Obiwan7100 who is that?

  • @Anditeshordo
    @Anditeshordo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One that you missed was the Talortai species. Uri Fen was off that said Species. Uri lived for 4000 years or more.

  • @cosmicdan5907
    @cosmicdan5907 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Pants. What are you wearing? Best opening

  • @OtherWorldExplorers
    @OtherWorldExplorers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Thumbnail of Yoda looked like he OD'ed on Cocaine ....

    • @MetaFanWing
      @MetaFanWing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, ketamine.

    • @haka-katyt7439
      @haka-katyt7439 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MetaFanWing Yoda overdoses on ketamine

  • @watchspotting
    @watchspotting 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    An Anzati becoming an assassin is like someone with an overactive bladder becoming a toilet installer. It just works.
    Much like King Crimson.

  • @raicattivo
    @raicattivo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    What about whiphids they lived about as long as wookies

  • @Inquisitorious
    @Inquisitorious 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bruh that John Wick Reference 😂😂

  • @dravenlewis95
    @dravenlewis95 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:43 those sound alot like the Wraith in StarGate

  • @TartaruzTheGreat
    @TartaruzTheGreat 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    best star wars channel

  • @TheWickedJuggy
    @TheWickedJuggy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    YES, Gen’dai!!! Finally!!

  • @hamontequila1104
    @hamontequila1104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nobody:
    The thumbnail: I think that master Yoda is a drug lord

  • @frozen_burrito1749
    @frozen_burrito1749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Zoro: * dies from blaster *

  • @1forest120
    @1forest120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was so confused for the first part, I thought you said " my name is Allen pants"

  • @hxcbmxallday
    @hxcbmxallday 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    “The high Jedil council”
    right after the Yaddle photo pops up, it was pretty funny

  • @playstation10able
    @playstation10able 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hutt: hard to kill, blaster resistant skin, redunent organs and systems
    Zero the Hutt: "well no body told me that!"

  • @mitchelldraper6487
    @mitchelldraper6487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Baby Yoda is 50. Yoda became a master at 96. I sense a retcon is coming soon. That or they have a massive growth in maturity. Considering that a jedi was granted that title after training a padawan to knighthood, that maturity would probably occur at around 70 years old. 18-20 years to become a knight + however many years it took to train a padawan.

    • @alphagamer9505
      @alphagamer9505 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably massive growth in maturity
      I mean look at us humans, the vast majority of our growth is in 10 years,maybe less

  • @yeetskeet7234
    @yeetskeet7234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why is Yoda sleeping on a pile of cocaine? 😂😂

  • @jb-wc1hx
    @jb-wc1hx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s funny how hutts are described as able to hold their breath for hours, and being laser proof.
    While lea choked a hutt in a minute, and that that lady killed a hut with 2 lazers.

  • @yxcx6739
    @yxcx6739 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:35 i had to back that up a few times

  • @Aidan-zc8wx
    @Aidan-zc8wx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey Allen you should maybe talk about Anton's key from the Enders game series (Mainly the Shadow part, about Bean) and how that talks about a species life (specifically human). You know, smart but short lived and never stop growing or dumb but really long lived.

  • @joebenzz
    @joebenzz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly? R2D2 and C3PO. They've been there since the beginning!

  • @ironwarmonger
    @ironwarmonger 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Officially Yoda's race was never reveled, but Lisa Stevens, CEO of Paizo Publishing, is a massive Star War fan, and thanks to WOTC money bought the original molds used to make Yoda. Stevens company also makes the Pathfinder RPG. That game has Goblins with a very distinctive look, and they look a lot like Yoda. So Yoda may be a Golarian Goblin.

  • @npc8253
    @npc8253 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Little know fact about huts is although they could regenerate their brain this is completely nullified by chocking them with a chain in a skimpy outfit.

  • @radekvaverka7285
    @radekvaverka7285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What about the Talortei? They were imune to aging, had rapid regenaration and were around 2,3 meters tall and physically powerful (urai fen in the Empire at War game could take down a tank in a couple swings)

    • @Obiwan7100
      @Obiwan7100 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      he also forgot about the Gorachs that are a biologically immortal species and the Crokes that are capable of living more than 20,000 years

  • @TheUnculturedIgbo
    @TheUnculturedIgbo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Saw the thumbnail before the title and my brain generated the title.
    "Can Yoda consume his bodyweight in coke?"

  • @liamdawson7744
    @liamdawson7744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yo man any chance of a few videos about Darth caedus and the one Sith during that era?

  • @darksombrerehorus
    @darksombrerehorus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm not okay with the expression:" six species with supernatural life spans". Considering the fact that for their spicies it is natural to live that long, it is more accurate to say superhuman lifespan!

    • @moneymrcrabs6814
      @moneymrcrabs6814 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      what

    • @darksombrerehorus
      @darksombrerehorus 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@moneymrcrabs6814 its natural that humans live (in Occidental culture ) between 60 and 80 years.
      Its natural that a tree like specie lives hundreds of years if its how they evolved. Got it now ?

    • @moneymrcrabs6814
      @moneymrcrabs6814 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      horus2332 ok didn’t you start heresy

    • @moneymrcrabs6814
      @moneymrcrabs6814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aight nevermind i just got it im dtupidd

  • @casbot71
    @casbot71 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *So Yoda got to be Grandmaster just by seniority, talk about falling upwards.*
    And with 700+ years extra experience he was still only roughly equal to Dooku and Palpatine.
    _Ass sitting I have been, since age 160._
    Video idea, it's Yoda's fault the Jedi fell and that the galaxy was in such disarray that the conditions for Sidious's plan existed - he allowed the corruption to go unchecked and was oblivious to the rising danger.
    A more interventionist and dynamic leader wouldn't have played it so passively waiting without investigation - mediate on this I must.
    And the Jedi in the intervening centuries could have eliminated slavery and uncovered corruption all through the galaxy, their skillset was optimized for that. Jedi mind tricks and masters of small unit combat, they were ace detectives with psychic powers and more combat ability that a special forces raiding team.
    Yoda allowed the conditions for the CIS to become agitated to arise.
    He was blind on his watch.
    Imagine if Qui Gon and/or Windu had been in charge 500 years previously and also had long lifespans, or just one preceded the other.

    • @alphagamer9505
      @alphagamer9505 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe the same thing, because they would be so old they would be bored, ideally, the order needed instead of Yoda a younger great master that actively participates in the Galaxy affairs, windu like you said, but not having him live hundred of years otherwise your are left with the same problem

  • @Wi-Fi-El
    @Wi-Fi-El 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What if superman was a sith? Hear me out, because i can make it work. In 22 BBY, the ship carrying baby Superman flies towards earth, passing count Dooku's solar sailor. He senses unimaginable power inside the kryptonian ship, and latches onto it with his own ship's tractor beam. Dooku quickly realizes that the child is not apparently force sensitive, but when he touches the sleeping child's hand, he awakes, grabbing Dooku's finger hard enough to nearly break it. Dooku gasps in pain. Sidious obviously finds out about this somehow, and Dooku brings him the child. Palpatine pretty much makes superbaby vanish, and things go the same until around 1bby. By this time, Superman would be 21, and would not only have his kryptonian powers, but he would also be an expert swordsman, and would have been fully corrupted by palpatine. I'll stop here, but if you like this idea feel free to use it

  • @firstnamelastname9237
    @firstnamelastname9237 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Neti, hutts, the sith vitiate, maybe utapauans (only heard recently, haven’t checked), and anzati all have comparable or even longer lifespans. So I don’t think age could be a reason. If anything, the dark side more commonly is a part of or causes extended lifespans while the light more often just helps maintain health until death.

  • @Nx57ytre
    @Nx57ytre 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:13 Ok, that would be a Disney movie that I would go to see.

  • @adamstockwell7090
    @adamstockwell7090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What about the Whiphids? In legends he must have been a couple of thousand years old

  • @lifeofthebat22
    @lifeofthebat22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best opening

  • @Jordan-xm1wp
    @Jordan-xm1wp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Yoda would die from natural causes" Me laughing at him saying that while yoda is laying on crack

  • @kian_5733
    @kian_5733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The species which could live the oldest were the Gorachs, who could theoretically live forever

  • @cooper10182
    @cooper10182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You forgot that Hutts can survive off almost anything, including petroleum distillates.

  • @PhantomKippy
    @PhantomKippy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So the Neti were Star Wars groots??

  • @Warhammered
    @Warhammered 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Your thesis on Humans being the best medium age range is hereby thrown out by: Yoda. "Foolish it is to think, Humans superior are. First, Humanity is not."

    • @moneymrcrabs6814
      @moneymrcrabs6814 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Iam having suck out human cerebral
      j u i c e

  • @wtpiv6041
    @wtpiv6041 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That’s a whole lot of Ketamine Yoda has there...

  • @Marineerde
    @Marineerde 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Why is there cocaine in the thumbnail? You know what I won’t ask

    • @kvaldez46
      @kvaldez46 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You already did

  • @zioreturnsgaming
    @zioreturnsgaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What about the Rakata they were long lived

  • @nunyabeeswax2638
    @nunyabeeswax2638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dont microscopic water bears live forever without kicking the little bucket of natural causes? I heard somewhere that some have even survived on the skin of the space shuttles atmospheric re-entry, after a week in the complete vacuum of space. And some of those giant turtles (tortoise?) can live to be over 500 years old.

  • @fduranthesee
    @fduranthesee 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    RIP Yoda, the OG Grandmaster of the Jedi Order

  • @samkalma8268
    @samkalma8268 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    What about the big squish octopus thing that lived next to the gravity well before getting sucked into it?

  • @oliviabean8264
    @oliviabean8264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In my experience those who see others as playthings tend to already exhibit that by the time there adults due to just having a dominant streak without enough experience to temper it or childhood abuse. How they express such behavior changes with age but I dont think age has much to do with the existence of such behavior.

  • @Nukestarmaster
    @Nukestarmaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Star Dragons can live up to 2000 years apparently.

  • @KickapooNinja
    @KickapooNinja 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    i hope those alien tree shapeshifters get enough wooder to live long prosperous lives

  • @emmanuelvilla3937
    @emmanuelvilla3937 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Episode idea: Jedi temple layout, detailed video of the levels and training rooms of the temple. 🤓

  • @Jekubman
    @Jekubman 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    A'tuin deserves a like!

  • @kinetic_afro3891
    @kinetic_afro3891 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great video

  • @Aurik-Kal-Durin
    @Aurik-Kal-Durin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When are they going to give Yoda's species a proper name? I would like to see what their home planet is like, what their culture is like, and if all of Yoda's species are so strong in the Force.

    • @karlrovey
      @karlrovey ปีที่แล้ว

      Never as Lucas made that something that that books and movies aren't allowed to answer.

  • @saljpal3
    @saljpal3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What about Maz Kanata and the Pau'ans?

  • @glassius_prime
    @glassius_prime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "There w are only 2 of Yoda's species in the Order"
    Me in 2020: There is another

  • @zachschmitt3654
    @zachschmitt3654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What about Maz Kanata????? her species lived to be over 1,000

  • @joshglover2370
    @joshglover2370 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yoda's got some moves for an old man! 😅

  • @tonyanthony5105
    @tonyanthony5105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yadle sat on the high JedL council