What was the Rebel Anti-Vader Drill

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  • After the Battle of Scariff Vader proved to be such a huge threat, that the Rebel Alliance special forces created a special tactic to counter his force abilities - the Anti-Vader Drill.
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  • @emperorxander666
    @emperorxander666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +841

    Anti-Vader drill should be:
    Step 1: fetal position
    Step 2: cry and hope he feels your to pathetic to kill.

    • @GenerationTech
      @GenerationTech  4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      It actually Might work cuz you’re not slowing him down

    • @englishlady9797
      @englishlady9797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Sounds like a plan! Not sure if yelling "I know where Luke Skywalker is" would be such a great one.

    • @Charlie94781
      @Charlie94781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The rebels have standard issue tubes of special KY Jelly to apply to their anus in order to numb the pain of lightsaber strike

    • @greghelm843
      @greghelm843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Step 1 find out where he is.
      Step 2 be somewhere else

    • @WayneRoberts72
      @WayneRoberts72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      he would think your too pathetic to live

  • @der_benson4478
    @der_benson4478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2492

    The anti-vader drill was the equivalent of the american "duck and cover" drill for nuclear attacks...

    • @GenerationTech
      @GenerationTech  4 ปีที่แล้ว +352

      They both make great instructional videos?

    • @der_benson4478
      @der_benson4478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      @@GenerationTech They are both equally likely to help you survive, should you be in the situation that you have to rely on them :-)

    • @casbot71
      @casbot71 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      In the immortal words of King Arthur
      Run away, Run away.

    • @Jedi_Spartan
      @Jedi_Spartan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@casbot71 also the immortal words of the Grunts from Halo.

    • @etazeta674
      @etazeta674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That's a surprisingly accurate comparison

  • @justicedunham4088
    @justicedunham4088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2590

    Luke “How did my father die?”
    Obi wan “He wasn’t very good at playing the floor is lava”

    • @TheAutumnWind_RN4L
      @TheAutumnWind_RN4L 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      This is the best damned comment I've ever read.

    • @ratbat1072
      @ratbat1072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      He lost to the high ground

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Older meme but checks out

    • @TheAutumnWind_RN4L
      @TheAutumnWind_RN4L 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@ArcturusOTE I've never read it before, but I'm constantly jumping on furniture because my children saw this game on Ryan's World. I immediately laughed out loud at work, and my colleagues thought I was a semi delusional Arthur Fleck.

    • @lillyanneserrelio2187
      @lillyanneserrelio2187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Damn i forgot how much fun *Lava Floor* was to play as a kid.

  • @starsilverinfinity
    @starsilverinfinity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +857

    Everybody gangsta til they hear that breathing

    • @GenerationTech
      @GenerationTech  4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Yup someone needed to introduce him to what sleep apnea is

    • @aurorauplinks
      @aurorauplinks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      its sort of like that.... one sound effect... when a bunch of teenagers gather together...
      at camp
      crystal
      lake
      ....
      i mean being killed by Vader is atleast slightly less horrifying, atleast you know he is just going to leave you alone to join the force
      oooh cool have you noticed the new emoticons system next to the reply system... it displays how your text response sounds based on its word use and phrasing i guess.. thats really cool... i think it comes from a new firefox upgrade... the one that corrects your spelling... its really awesome looking

    • @robertagu5533
      @robertagu5533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tallahassee from the Z-land movies tells them how its time to nut up or shut up... too bad they already gone and the running guys in the distance is them.

    • @_hadoken
      @_hadoken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@aurorauplinks are you referring to
      Ch chh chh chh
      Kuu kuu kuu kuu
      Ahh ahh ahh ahh

    • @210Anakin
      @210Anakin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Rogue One hallway noises*

  • @jonamonette5631
    @jonamonette5631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    “It’s nearly impossible to ambush a force user” *Anakin’s betrayal plays in background*

    • @RaxusXeronos
      @RaxusXeronos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Mace was focused on Sideous. Couldn't see it coming....and most likely was somewhat spontaneous on Anakin's part, further keeping Mace from seeing it. Anakin didn't plan on taking out Mace when he entered the room.

    • @adweebwithapetcat7590
      @adweebwithapetcat7590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Or operation nightfall how all the jedi didn’t sense doom
      Or a enemy coming I have no clue. But I guess the answer would be that they thought anakin and the clones were on there side. I guess vader and Palpatine took the holocrons to find all the force sensitive babies

    • @IceWolfLoki
      @IceWolfLoki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@adweebwithapetcat7590 on the clone thing I've always seen it as the Clones possessed no malice when executing Order 66 they were just following an order as programmed.

    • @MrBottlecapBill
      @MrBottlecapBill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@IceWolfLoki Neither does a blaster bolt fired by a droid. They could sense those so....ya it's just bad star wars writing as usual.

  • @andrewschmitt3284
    @andrewschmitt3284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1916

    A+ on the puns.

    • @patchworkfellow
      @patchworkfellow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Noctum Angelus If this TH-cam Channel flops, Alan would make a lot of cash as a stand-up comedian

    • @andrewschmitt3284
      @andrewschmitt3284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That he would. And he could also spread the good word of humanity first while doing so.

    • @patchworkfellow
      @patchworkfellow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Noctum Angelus Sounds like him

    • @alienspacebat5218
      @alienspacebat5218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Alan had 2-3 times as many puns just in one sequence as the limbs Anakin lost.

    • @JeanLucCaptain
      @JeanLucCaptain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Vader: my life is a dark room, literally this shit man😎

  • @bakersmileyface
    @bakersmileyface 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1373

    Anti-Vader drill?
    Run.
    The dude never runs.

    • @bakersmileyface
      @bakersmileyface 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@user-dg2ub7rn8i Well I will use my Uno Reverse card.

    • @branphillips9546
      @branphillips9546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He doesn't need to.

    • @joshuaolejasz9590
      @joshuaolejasz9590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@user-dg2ub7rn8i trip the nearest guy

    • @dropdead234
      @dropdead234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Line up a captured (why waste your own ships?) SSD on the planet, set hyperspace coordinates then GTFO. Watch from a safe distance as the planet, and Vader, become reeeeaaallllyyy tiny pieces. THAT'S the real "Vader Drill."

    • @obsidion1295
      @obsidion1295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Imagine the Vader breath but sped up and panting, and try not to laugh.

  • @lukesewell8294
    @lukesewell8294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +665

    Actually, in canon, the Empire has rewritten the battle of Geonosis so that all mentions of Jedi were removed. Mace Windu is said to be a leader of a band of outlaws interrupting a legal execution.

    • @Mulcam29
      @Mulcam29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      That sounds like something Palpatine would do.

    • @Ryguy2824
      @Ryguy2824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Jordan Smith no they didn’t change what actually happened, just what the Empire said happened after the fact

    • @Gojolover433
      @Gojolover433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@JordanSmith-tl4pu Read the comment again.

    • @DRGPlarp
      @DRGPlarp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Jordan Smith The victors of war decide what is written in history.

    • @nonotachance7935
      @nonotachance7935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@JordanSmith-tl4pu So this is what it looks like when someone failed this Reading Comprehension section in school.

  • @MoonBeamLaser
    @MoonBeamLaser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    "Mine smells like a Twi'lek..." A Man of culture too!

  • @twojacksandanace3847
    @twojacksandanace3847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    I just imagine him walking into the Jedi Temple after Order 66, finding the nearest body and proceeding to pull off the cloths and loot anything of value.

    • @midgetydeath
      @midgetydeath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A true murderhobo.

  • @chaosvolt
    @chaosvolt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Step one: Lie down.
    Step two: Try not to cry.
    Step three: Cry a lot.

  • @MrBiggrim
    @MrBiggrim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    ... Latterly named the Pro-Suicide drill.
    _"Back to the drawing board lads."_
    *"How about we blow up the Death Star with him there ?"*
    _"Tried that."_
    *"Ok. What about sending that jedi kid to kill him ?"*
    _"Do try to keep up Jenkins. Did that too. Kid came back messed up in the head. Kept muttering about some guy called Ben or his Dad or his Sister. The look on his face when he kept saying "My Sister !?" Looked really disturbed._
    I heard that even the old Jedi left him for dead. Chopped him up, set fire to him - Even the Emperor sent people after him ! Bugger kept coming back....
    ....
    ....
    *"Umm... well... We could try the Death Star thing again. Twice the charm ?"*
    _[Sigh]...._

    • @MrGA555
      @MrGA555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "How about we send the jedi kids AND blow up the Death Star?"

    • @MrBiggrim
      @MrBiggrim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Amy Rovin *”...Yeah... that might work. Hold him face down in a sandpit. Now all we need is a couple of volunteers”*
      ....
      ....
      *”Jenkins ?”*
      Um...
      ....

    • @MrBiggrim
      @MrBiggrim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Schäfer G. “Dunno, reckon the kids really traumatised. Gone all Emo on us. Nah, keep him out of it. Send him on the Endor moon shield base op. Can’t be any problems there not with Leia running the show. Besides, I hear he has a thing for her. Could be very therapeutic. Help him get over whatever Vader did to him”
      *”Agreed. How about We just throw the whole fleet at Vader this time. Hey Lando? Have we got a Sui... (don’t mention Vader don’t mention Vader)... mission for you”*

    • @jlokison
      @jlokison 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      1000 rebel soldiers with thermal detonators, tanks, and air speeders surrounded Vader in sand on a desert world. He still killed all of them.
      Vader Down comic book story line.

    • @MrBiggrim
      @MrBiggrim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jlokison Yeah, I read that. Our man is the original terminator armed with Magic.
      What I want to see in 9 is the ROTJ Funeral pyre with Luke walking away and his Midiclorean's suddenly realising Vader is on fire, and re-animating him. *"OW! OW! HOT! HOT... Not again...!"*

  • @rashiqspencer6925
    @rashiqspencer6925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +652

    Darth Vader: all I'm surrounded by fear and dead men

    • @MandelbrotMetalhead
      @MandelbrotMetalhead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Damn near fell out of my chair the first time I read that issue, it's the most badass thing Vader has ever said.

    • @earnestbrown6524
      @earnestbrown6524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Vader Down is the best of the new comics.

    • @robertagu5533
      @robertagu5533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Well to be fair they FINALLY thought that was enough even for the likes of a powerful being with his abilities. They was expecting him to start throwing psy blasts and swinging his saber... all he did was reach out and LITERALLY mentally push buttons... funny how little things like that make...huge differences

    • @TSR1776
      @TSR1776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@robertagu5533 Size matters not, after all!

    • @robertagu5533
      @robertagu5533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@TSR1776 especially when they're high explosives

  • @Automaton23
    @Automaton23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    Judge: You still looking at 47 years.
    6ix9ine: Ever notice how Vader and Luke look related?

    • @kodylucrezi3731
      @kodylucrezi3731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Too bad that's not the real calvin.

    • @ericolsen5592
      @ericolsen5592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sixix Ninine

    • @grahamturner2640
      @grahamturner2640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We don't need rapper memes.

    • @shmeckles9896
      @shmeckles9896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, we don't that here

    • @memehi8081
      @memehi8081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@grahamturner2640 damn, why can't people make jokes. Just because someone likes rappers doesn't mean you have to act so uptight.

  • @dracoeris
    @dracoeris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    8:44 Here at Aperture Science™️ we fire the whole bullet! That’s 65% more bullet per bullet!

    • @MtyEJQuinn
      @MtyEJQuinn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      happy to see I'm not the only one to notice this, sad to see people are still stupid enough to draw it.

    • @logantinkey5082
      @logantinkey5082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Underrated comment

    • @tragedyplustime8271
      @tragedyplustime8271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "How do we get so many bullets in? Like this!"

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tragedyplustime8271 I love that short.

  • @mitchellhayward6492
    @mitchellhayward6492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    The Tarkin VS Vader comic is literally "how to kill Vader". It's an awesome read.
    And if I could suggest anything, it's: if you're hunting Vader, don't let Vader become the hunter. Always have a backup plan, always be ready with another trap.
    And I have a few ideas for killing Vader in a dogfight as well: 1. Guide him into an ambush and wipe all out his wingmen. 2. Vader isn't stupid, but he is confident in his ability to do things himself. Let him continue to chase you, and guide him into another trap, in which you hold his fighter with a tractor beam. 3. While his fighter is unable to move, bring the squadron around for another pass, and focus fire on his fighter. 4. Don't wait around to see if he survived. Retreat immediately, but make sure he has nowhere to go. His suit will run out of oxygen eventually. 5. During the retreat, leave mines and charges behind in case anything does come to the rescue.

    • @lerdrax1694
      @lerdrax1694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Wouldn't really work
      Vader would just probably use the force to either choke all the pilots or to release the tractor beam switch

    • @ttv_mrjack6749
      @ttv_mrjack6749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@lerdrax1694 His also easily the best fighter pilot in the Galaxy. His been flying since 9 years old.

    • @erniethewalrus9276
      @erniethewalrus9276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I doubt Vader would fall for any of those things

    • @mitchellhayward6492
      @mitchellhayward6492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@erniethewalrus9276 He's been shot down multiple times, and has been caught in a tractor beam at least once that I know of.
      I'm fairly sure I've never seen Vader choke someone he couldn't see, and it's rarely - if ever - more than one person. Plus a ship can be caught in more than one tractor beam.
      My point is that no one is invulnerable. In Vader's case it could be just one good shot, one extra pilot, or one more fallback option.

    • @crabnebula1816
      @crabnebula1816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mitchellhayward6492 ‘hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side.’

  • @scottland8698
    @scottland8698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Vader plan #69 non stop puns about him having no limbs, because emotional hits are more likely the blaster hits with this guy.

    • @wthomas8383
      @wthomas8383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Idk man, pissing off a Sith Lord seems to come with a 100% mortality rate unless they're an apprentice or non-Sith Dark Side user like Crylo Ten.

    • @tommytommy7535
      @tommytommy7535 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wthomas8383 hahahhaha

  • @locomucho946
    @locomucho946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    "Cut of the friendship by impregnating Anikin's wife", I was like wait what ?

    • @maltep9659
      @maltep9659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think its a joke

    • @Cutie_Amor
      @Cutie_Amor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      its imperial propaganda

    • @tanith117
      @tanith117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      To be fair, Anakin did think that in his sleep deprived state during episode 3.

    • @claudiofabian1054
      @claudiofabian1054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think it might have been a reference to Auralnauts star wars videos. Or it might have just been a random joke.

    • @Jesus-jz6ll
      @Jesus-jz6ll 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tanith117 no, I mean, Anakin banged the hell out of her

  • @podemosurss8316
    @podemosurss8316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Anti-Vader drill: lure him into the low ground and then release a ton of sand on him.

  • @lordfrostwind3151
    @lordfrostwind3151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Ah yes “Vader," the Emperor's mythical cyborg enforcer with access to magical powers. We have dismissed that claim.
    Bonus points if you read it in the voice of the Turian Councillor.

    • @TheCommaA
      @TheCommaA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Woops! (communications cut).

    • @nicholsjoshua15
      @nicholsjoshua15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We'll bang latter okay?

    • @moth2185
      @moth2185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The force is just a religion made up by those big stupid floating jellyfish

    • @bobsbestfriend2356
      @bobsbestfriend2356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What's this from?

    • @lordfrostwind3151
      @lordfrostwind3151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@bobsbestfriend2356 Mass Effect 2, if you let the Turian Councilor survive from the first game he gives you a speech about how crazy your "reaper" theory is. Since then he has forever been known as "airquote turian"

  • @Apoc_Bone_Daddy
    @Apoc_Bone_Daddy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    "suppressing dissidents and enemies of the state"
    *younglings*
    Love this channel 🤣

    • @englishlady9797
      @englishlady9797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jedi child soldiers. Or future child soldiers. Since they put kids on the battlefield at 12 its not actually that far-fetched.

  • @schitflowsdwnhil
    @schitflowsdwnhil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    "sever" "dismembered" "truncated" "disarmed" "limb-ered up" "a cut above"
    😂

    • @seanmcgrath3826
      @seanmcgrath3826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And his delivery was so matter-of-fact and deadpan too had me LMAO!!

    • @hippiehippo9030
      @hippiehippo9030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You forgot "excised".

  • @hatbrox
    @hatbrox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Conclusion: lure vader to a place with lots of sand like a dessert planet then prepare a LOT of sand buckets and throw them all at vader

    • @ethanwatson6131
      @ethanwatson6131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      dessert planet? like banana boats and brownies?

    • @panthor109thabest7
      @panthor109thabest7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Bobby da Costa till glass fills his breathing apparatus

    • @vladtheimpalerofficial
      @vladtheimpalerofficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      While also being on the high ground

    • @hatbrox
      @hatbrox 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vladtheimpalerofficial true

  • @deathtrooper7104
    @deathtrooper7104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Anti Vader drill
    Step 1: have Jedi engage Vader in 1v1
    Step 2: evacuate while he’s distracted

  • @maudrysilvain5905
    @maudrysilvain5905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Well, use sand.

    • @STRAKAZulu
      @STRAKAZulu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "I've got sand up my NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSEEE!"
      ~Darth Vader, the Empire Strikes Out.

    • @maudrysilvain5905
      @maudrysilvain5905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@STRAKAZulu But in a more serious version I would use:
      A shotgun (difficulty to deflect a shotgun round especially if in a auto mode (looking at the 1897 model used during WW1))
      A Ysalamir on my back to counter the force abilities
      A flamethrower for the reason said in the video
      Some Droïds poppers, since Vader is almost machine, if you cut the power supply, he can't breathe (when grandpa is saying you rely too much on technology, cut his oxygen supply)

    • @roguelead72
      @roguelead72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@maudrysilvain5905 USAR-12 semi automatic 12 gauge with a 20 round magazine.

    • @legionofthedamned157
      @legionofthedamned157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@maudrysilvain5905 use the AA12

    • @vladtheimpalerofficial
      @vladtheimpalerofficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or the high ground

  • @ryern6350
    @ryern6350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Its called "Hope Starkiller is on the planet."

  • @perrya.3580
    @perrya.3580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    8:23 - didn't the dozen or so Jedi on Kessel come pretty close to killing him? He only survived because the 501st showed up in time to gun them down.

    • @darthvader566
      @darthvader566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That was also not very long after revenge of the sith, nowhere near the Vader we saw in rogue one. It's very possible Vader at that time could have easily swept those jedi

    • @petelee2477
      @petelee2477 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean when vador was significantly outnumbered

    • @1337b3nnyvav00m
      @1337b3nnyvav00m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@darthvader566 To add to your point he hadn’t adjusted to his suit at that point in time

  • @decam5329
    @decam5329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    No.
    He just woke up.
    Coffee and toast off screen.

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And that same Christmas tree he's had up since last year

  • @UncleMikeDrop
    @UncleMikeDrop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    It's a shame that ysalamiri is purely a Legends creature as it could nullify a force user's abilities by blocking their force connection.
    Sonic weapons would also be highly effective.
    If all else fails aboard a ship, the last holdouts could take the ultimate one for the team and trigger a self destruct with Vader still on board.

    • @Blue-bx9pb
      @Blue-bx9pb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hmmm...Just give everyone a microphone and some ear protection or something, and command them to start screaming

    • @leelambert1559
      @leelambert1559 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blue Ж AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @19kp.
      @19kp. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or push him into a escape pod and send it into a star and escape

  • @dragonweyr44
    @dragonweyr44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I haven't heard this many dismemberment puns since Wild Wild West

  • @bsmnt23
    @bsmnt23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I'm thinking the only truly valid "Anti-Vader" strategy was to issue your soldiers brown trousers and hope for the best.

  • @captainkiwi77
    @captainkiwi77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The amount of amputation jokes in that short span is absolutely A1

  • @Crackmiser
    @Crackmiser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    The comic “vader down” will make you understand why they have tactics spacificly for Vader.
    (My auto correct is messed so I just left it)

    • @chrisg4314
      @chrisg4314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      BrolyBoi Lover I find your lack of spelling disturbing

    • @Asiandynamo
      @Asiandynamo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Specifically, in this day an age of autocorrect.

    • @Crackmiser
      @Crackmiser 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Christopher Guilkey unfortunately autocorrect kept putting it to that so I just gave up

    • @Crackmiser
      @Crackmiser 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Christopher Guilkey lol my auto is messed it kept changing it to that and not the right one

    • @doctorsqueaks1683
      @doctorsqueaks1683 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Never read that comic, what happened?

  • @colorfulsouls4050
    @colorfulsouls4050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "And enemies of the state"
    A yes children

  • @bowendavis5861
    @bowendavis5861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "suppressing dissidents" right before he slaughters children at the Jedi temple lol nice touch

  • @leond7909
    @leond7909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's so weird bringing bucket of sand in the battle and throwing to Vader from any direction lol!

  • @GlidingZephyr
    @GlidingZephyr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    My theory is that Anakin probably had Palpatine dead to rights when he ignited his lightsaber after the Chancellor revealed that he knew about Padme. Palpatine knew that, too.
    Let's face it: Palpatine was actually afraid of what Anakin was capable of and knew that the only way to truly submit him was to make him kill almost everyone he ever loved. The fact that he was burned to a cinder and lost his remaining limbs was just an added bonus.

    • @englishlady9797
      @englishlady9797 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm not sure Palpatine was capable of feeling fear, tbh, but there may be something in this. I think Anakin was just pissed when he revealed he knew about Padme, and he guessed he *might* be the Sith lord. He could have stabbed him then and there, but I wanted proof, and of course Palpatine had something he wanted.
      So it was "I'll tell you when you do---- this". If he'd told him straightaway, or said he didn't really know how to save Padme again. Stabbed on the spot.

    • @tommytommy7535
      @tommytommy7535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@englishlady9797 he had fear for yoda after he surived ,another timeperiod he had fear was between anakin killed windu and order 66

  • @corporategunner5972
    @corporategunner5972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    What I would do if I was a commander and Vader is gonna try kill me: Run, just run because it is pretty much nearly impossible to kill him.

  • @blkcpdconure
    @blkcpdconure 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think Padme is going to be in episode 9 during the final scene. I tapped into the force to discover this.

  • @casbot71
    @casbot71 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Simplest method: use a Tricorder to shut off his suit, or even override the controls and have some fun with the settings - like waste disposal.…
    And it can be done from hundreds of kilometres away (or even several hundred miles).
    Although ideally you want to be standing on higher ground.
    There's also the option to take off and nuke the sight from orbit, it works on a lot of things and is a good generic response.

    • @toxitron7385
      @toxitron7385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂👍

    • @dungeonguy88
      @dungeonguy88 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty sure his suit systems weren't accessible from outside devices though.

    • @toxitron7385
      @toxitron7385 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bring a sonic screwdriver

    • @tragedyplustime8271
      @tragedyplustime8271 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vader's suit can't be hacked. Oh and in a comic Vader was bombarded and he easily survived.
      He litterally is unstoppable. Only a stronger Sith or Jedi can kill him.

  • @KittysInu
    @KittysInu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *makes a purge the jedi temple joke*
    Me: ok, little harsh in the nerdy way
    "Mine kinda smells like a twilek but..."
    Me: ....wait did he get a hooker too?

  • @cursedmonkey1033
    @cursedmonkey1033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    What would happen if you opened up with a .50 caliber machine gun on him? I've often thought many of the problems in movies and literature could be quickly solved by the judicious use of a .50 caliber machine gun.

  • @GODOFEARTHREALM
    @GODOFEARTHREALM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:30 the puns are strong with this one.

  • @galbert117
    @galbert117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Run and orbital bombardment if on the ground....if in space just blow the ship....if none of this is possible.....stand, fight and die....

    • @jlokison
      @jlokison 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Felix-eo6ob
      Vader Down
      The sand didn't help the 1000 rebel soldiers with thermal detonators.

    • @ericolsen5592
      @ericolsen5592 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Orbital bombardment is recommended, that way you have the high ground.

  • @Boringspy
    @Boringspy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I see the rebellion has adopted you “KPOP” strategy

  • @henrymarckisotto9025
    @henrymarckisotto9025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Darth Scion did the whole staying alive through anger thing better

  • @darthjarjar7572
    @darthjarjar7572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well while this could be effective, Vader has armour that isn't part of his suit that would keep him alive on pretty much every situation. This armour is a high tech invention in Star Wars, wideszpread across many central characters. They call it plot armour.

  • @Ali-7676
    @Ali-7676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    hold on....Obi Wan impregnated Padme?

    • @joshuafogg6600
      @joshuafogg6600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Vader: "Wat?"

    • @BennyLlama39
      @BennyLlama39 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      (grunts in surprise and confusion like the dad on Home Improvement)

    • @josiadorthestrong1031
      @josiadorthestrong1031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Imperial propaganda.

    • @jamesthompson255
      @jamesthompson255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah wait what the fuck, that never happened.

    • @englishlady9797
      @englishlady9797 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jamesthompson255 Its an ongoing joke. Alan is teasing us. Although for a moment Anakin might have thought it. There was an abandoned story-line involving Sidious insinuating they were having an affair.

  • @chazblank2717
    @chazblank2717 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    There was a fan made card for the Star Wars CCG called “Pressing Vader’s Buttons” ... the lore explanation being that you sacrifice a nameless Rebel Trooper who rushes up and frantically presses random buttons on Vader’s chest panel.

  • @sadturtle540
    @sadturtle540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Here’s how you really take out Vader You need a couple modern day slug throwers a scatter or shotgun with cortosis in the shell and a couple of droid poppers

    • @dungeonguy88
      @dungeonguy88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The droid poppers would probably be the most useful. His armor was rated for vacuum and was exceptionally durable itself, to the point where a small amount of molten metal wouldn't slow him down much. And the poppers would only slow him down till he got angry enough to just ignore the limitations of his suit.

    • @mr_e_monkey8836
      @mr_e_monkey8836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ooh, cortosis buckshot? Sounds fun!

    • @andrewschmitt3284
      @andrewschmitt3284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cortosis .50 bmg?

    • @jlokison
      @jlokison 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't know I think falling back and nuking him from orbit is the safest bet but no one in stat wars build nukes anymore.

    • @sadturtle540
      @sadturtle540 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jlokison Dark places survive knew he was nuked by Palpatine before the first movie he survive just fine all it took to kill play just was him getting hammered Palpitate just had to blast him with enough force Lightning

  • @erikm8373
    @erikm8373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think the problem is that the anti droid weapons that would be good on Vader weren't being produced as much since people were no longer building armies out of droids, and they weren't as good against the regular enemies the rebels would be fighting in a standard combat situation.

  • @epicablaze
    @epicablaze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Nine billion six-hundred million and sixty-fourth comment

    • @svstudios6196
      @svstudios6196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Huh, there are only 10 comments so far. Maybe some day

    • @bergerheisen9903
      @bergerheisen9903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now that's a lot of comments

    • @korbinalger830
      @korbinalger830 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@svstudios6196 r/whoooosh

  • @AgentM79
    @AgentM79 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Even sand ran away from Darth Vader after Rogue One. He’s monstrous, terrifying, and his lightsaber cuts everywhere.

  • @charlesw5919
    @charlesw5919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    AntiVader Drills: 100 meter dash drills, all day, everyday.

  • @FoulMouthActual
    @FoulMouthActual 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wait... Obi Wan is Luke's father?
    Wtf!?!? That's not true. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

  • @TheRewasder97
    @TheRewasder97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Rebels: *anti-vader tactic*
    Vader: Why are you running?

  • @burntknight9799
    @burntknight9799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jeez dude you made the pun that up so we'll.

  • @dozyproductionss
    @dozyproductionss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Dude, Anakin SUCKED with war tactics.

  • @annmurry8589
    @annmurry8589 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    1.Drop the force/machinegun
    2.Force lighting variants
    3.Sufficiently hot fireball
    But it would be for fun to get in his head and play with the light side in him - especially the part that loves individuals very affectionately (not necessarily for your own self).
    Fighting the chancellor for control seems more interesting.

  • @Iron_Age
    @Iron_Age 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:34 wtf? Obiwan impregnated padme now? 😂😂

  • @casbot71
    @casbot71 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    For standard Star Wars weaponry, Ion guns from all sides, friendly fire isn't an issue … or blasters set on stun so shots can't be reflected back.
    The main thing to remember is that Jedi will use standard blaster bolts redirected back as their ranged fire, so deny them that opportunity.
    And booby traps are fair as well.

  • @jay4689
    @jay4689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I've been feeling so depressed and sad recently but watching your videos pretty much always distract me and I find them really interesting, thanks bro, and keep it up

  • @CollinKeegan
    @CollinKeegan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Sontarans, back of the neck, Daleks, aim for the eyestalk, Vader... run. Just... run."

  • @rays7437
    @rays7437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I still think Obi-Wan was the most badass Jedi ever. He defeated Darth Maul, Anakin, and General Grievous. He only lost to Vader because he wanted to.

    • @englishlady9797
      @englishlady9797 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, but Anakin killed 2 Sith and a Sith apprentice. Maul was only an apprentice, and Anakin only lost to him Obi-Wan he got cocky. Same with Maul actually.

  • @Roaming_Hermit
    @Roaming_Hermit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You're officially the strongest Pun user in the known galaxy 😂

  • @tenthshadowstep
    @tenthshadowstep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like how you said the exact opposite of what grevious had replaced

  • @davidbohan3735
    @davidbohan3735 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is why Luke at one point in time told the Rebel High and Special Operations Commands to stop attempting to kill Vader. It was just getting people killed.

  • @zeueballoo6072
    @zeueballoo6072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1:32 - Did you just say that Obi-Wan Kenobi impregnated Padme? Bruh, I don't know what movie you watched but it wasn't Star Wars.

    • @alcole-holic8779
      @alcole-holic8779 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m pretty sure it was an “Imperial Propaganda” joke, but I might be getting woooooshed

  • @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb2688
    @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb2688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *In the heat of battle*
    Jedi being murdered
    Troopers having their own blaster bolts thrown back at them
    Vader Approaches
    Three weapons lay on the table in front of you
    A lightsaber
    A blaster
    A slugthrower
    What do you choose?
    *The fucking leaf blower under the table and the bag of sand from Tatooine*

  • @rvanzo925
    @rvanzo925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The drill was about getting the higher ground.

  • @u.v.s.5583
    @u.v.s.5583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There is one more thing he dislikes besides sand and grenades, and it is Kenobi. Put a sufficient amount of Kenobi around the place where Vader is about to pop up and Vader's abilities will be debuffed by at least three percent, if not more.

  • @kostakatsoulis2922
    @kostakatsoulis2922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You know, considering the lack of space debris around the Profundity, I'm pretty sure most of the rebel fleet did actually get away into hyperspace. I mean it's not that hard, since they just had to move out of the way of the star destroyer and then jump. At the very least i think most of the starfighters left got away, and probably a few bigger ships as well.

  • @poslednisoud
    @poslednisoud 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Step 1: Have letter to your family always ready
    Step 2: Give several copies to people who are not stationed on the same base as you are

  • @drip9210
    @drip9210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    They have sand guns

  • @JonGabonelas
    @JonGabonelas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wait what?! Did I just hear that correctly. You said “Even when his former master had cut off their friendship by impregnateing anakins wife”. @1:33

    • @sulufest
      @sulufest 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jon Gab
      Lolz 😂

    • @alcole-holic8779
      @alcole-holic8779 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope I’m not getting/woooosh’d, but it’s part of the “Imperial propaganda” gag

  • @DraconicMeteorite
    @DraconicMeteorite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    A Darth Vader poper
    A emp grenade that sprays sand everywhere.

  • @someguy793
    @someguy793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:09 is when he finishes making the vid 10mins long with filler, and gets to the point.

  • @beanward_xd527
    @beanward_xd527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    What if palpatinr died before vader was redeemed like at around ep5

  • @duck8272
    @duck8272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    wait obi-wan got padme pregnant?
    HOW?!

  • @benjaminstorace6699
    @benjaminstorace6699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Flame Emperor: "Halt, you're having too much fun."

  • @FeyTheBin
    @FeyTheBin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:58 "He went on to be a talented Jedi who excelled at handling hostile negotiation..."
    Ah, hostile negotiation, his prime specialty.

  • @Seymorebuttz
    @Seymorebuttz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Cover vader up in sand?

  • @rcarmisin3465
    @rcarmisin3465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I hope Disney doesn't change the name "The Force" because it sounds too aggressive. lol :)

  • @respecthalo2963
    @respecthalo2963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You don't know the power the puns!

  • @dovahkat9635
    @dovahkat9635 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Guess the rebels never played KOTOR 2. One of the force powers is "Force Deflection".
    "Allows the jedi to deflect incoming ranged attacks even when not wielding a lightsaber. This power is always active."

  • @remyfromratmoviebuthuman4282
    @remyfromratmoviebuthuman4282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “I hate sand. It’s coarse and rough and it gets everywhere!”

  • @bobmcbob49
    @bobmcbob49 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    come to think of it, how quickly was his suit made anyway?
    Episode 3 makes it seem like it was waiting for him just in case he needed a bunch more prosthetics and a life support machine.

  • @LuisOrtiz-gb6jt
    @LuisOrtiz-gb6jt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When sand was mentioned, that's where Dale Gribble comes in.

  • @hshwhjwqjqj196
    @hshwhjwqjqj196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Simple. Use sandbags to block incoming stormtrooper fire, use sand-themed camo uniforms, and be ready to throw sand whenever possible

  • @TheAutumnWind_RN4L
    @TheAutumnWind_RN4L 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Twi' leks smell like Dior Forever And Ever, and sugar cookies. Yes, my wife was Ahsoka for Halloween.

  • @SuperNuketown2025
    @SuperNuketown2025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:02 “and also suppressing dissidents and enemies of the state” *shows the child murder scene*

  • @mrdriver2988
    @mrdriver2988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One thing they always forget is that they can use flash bang to disrupt his concentration with the force and that makes a great opening to unload your ammo.

  • @avazquez01
    @avazquez01 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Funny thing is, there were multiple opportunities where Vader could just force grab the plans or whoever was carrying them while deflecting blasterbolts

  • @mochimoni1975
    @mochimoni1975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My view of the Jedi's have changed, I didn't even know they were wearing bathrobes

  • @kirkbolas4985
    @kirkbolas4985 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why it never occurred to Vader to install a Faraday cage just under the surface of his suit is puzzling. The electronics in his suit were vulnerable to Force Lightning because of some shared interconnectivity as simple as a reference ground. Providing a ground pathway independent from suit electronics that shunted external current directly to ground with no suit electronics interaction would be golden for Vader.

    • @enki6676
      @enki6676 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, for a master engineer who regularly tinkered with mechanics and his suit, that was a rather uncharacteristic stupid blunder on his part. But I guess that plothole was needed for the sake of the story's ending.

  • @fullonrelaxed2109
    @fullonrelaxed2109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So that Is a yes on the sandblaster and portable air compressor for all!

  • @justjoking5841
    @justjoking5841 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Vader has faced whole Regiments, Fleets, Orbital Bombardments... You can't fight that with a Blaster.

  • @ketsiongyapp9216
    @ketsiongyapp9216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Anti Vader plan: no 1 SAND

  • @Teletran35
    @Teletran35 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's always great learn new things about Star Wars

  • @agape-704
    @agape-704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When you think you are out of trouble by staying on a ship instead of being on Scarif
    😑