Dwarven Ale (Original Song)

You ever feel like you need to unwind after retrieving your hoarded gold from a greedy dragon in the mountains? Or after you've taken out the high-ranking Orc warchief? Well, this song is definitely for you. 'Tis a song about the greatest drink to be found in any tavern in all the realms!
DWARVEN ALE
The menfolk soldiers drink the finest mead they can afford
After spending all day killing Orcs, and wiping Orc blood off their swords
But here’s a drink their precious mead in comparison does it pale
The hardiest drink in all the kingdoms good old Dwarven ale!
I’ve had Elvish wine before but I felt it didn’t sit right
Barbarian’s beer I tried as well but it was a bit too light
Only the Dwarves can craft such a drink that surely never fails
Masters of forging iron and steel and the mighty Dwarven ale!
CHORUS
Hey ho Dwarven ale!
Finest in all the land!
If you try Dwarven ale,
You’ll surely understand!
Gone to the tavern to celebrate
Let’s see what they got for sale
No victory would be complete
Without some Dwarven ale!
Dwarven ale will get you drunker than any drink you’ve had by far
It’ll give you confidence you need to talk to the lass across the bar
And after tasting Orcish grog, I threw it up in a pail
The only way to get rid of the taste was with good Dwarven ale!
CHORUS
Hey ho Dwarven ale!
Finest in all the land!
If you try Dwarven ale,
You’ll surely understand!
Gone to the tavern to celebrate
Let’s see what they got for sale
No victory would be complete
Without some Dwarven ale!
Dwarven ale’s the cure if bandits burn your town to the ground
Or if demons send their chaos hordes and hell starts to rain down
If you’ve had some Dwarven ale from a mug or from a keg
You can send the monsters back to hell with their tails between their legs!!!!!
CHORUS
Hey ho Dwarven ale!
Finest in all the land!
If you try Dwarven ale,
You’ll surely understand!
Gone to the tavern to celebrate
Let’s see what they got for sale
No victory would be complete
Without some Dwarven ale!