This man wants to ban the word “equal” | JACOB REES-MOGG DISS TRACK | Rap Roasts #6 | Dan Bull
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ก.ย. 2024
- This is Jacob-Rees Mogg, a British conservative Conservative politician, who has just become the Leader of the House of Commons under Boris Johnson’s government. He wants to ban common words like “very”, “hopefully”, “equal”, “lot” and “got”. So I made a diss track using all of his banned words. Rap Roasts episode 6! Floccinaucinihilipilification!
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Definitely Tommy Robinson, roast the shit out of him Danny boy
@RoarRaps That would be funny. Easy to roast too
It might be impossible to find any imperfections but, Sips
Roast me.
What can't you make into a rap? I really want to know😆
“I’m a man of the people” *proceeds to speak latin*
Vox populi vox dei kinda means that in Latin...
but yeah Latin, not the man of the people
"Vox populi, vox dei": Voice of the people, voice of god
He never said which people. He obiously meant the people of Sourthern Italy in 45 BCE.
@@TheKingofall42 well they need some representation in governament.
He probably didn't pronounce it correctly.
Dan is somehow able to rap amazingly all while acting like a stereotypical Englishman
Not surprising, the UK is the home of hip hop these days.
@@grantogilvie3458 It is?! Where in UK?
labobo look up drill
@ read the word stereotypical again, you appear to have missed it
labobo
Do you think that every Englishman acts and speaks like 3:32? It’s acting like a stereotypical Englishman. There is absolutely nothing wrong with OP.
“but actually jacob
I’ve taken a minute just to ascertain whether I’ve considered and have given it enough cogitation
to safely treat this linguistic over-simplification
as just a misinterpretation
deserving of flauccinocinihilipilification
or if you’re a pillock deserving of all of this vilification”
fucking destroyed him
Yo Asa! Wasn’t expecting to see you here.
"you're a man of principle... and an imbecile"
That's definitely my favourite line.
My favourite line is definitely the floccinaucnihilipilification line, didn't think I'd hear the word in a rap and it shows Dan's talent
@@PJMushroom Anyone can use big words, mate.
@@seigeengine yes but it's about using them correctly and in the right context mate. That's what makes the line so good.
@@PJMushroom No. Anyone can do that.
@@PJMushroom I agree; a well-delivered word can deliver a rather devastating blow.
“Time of crisis” *shows gamer girl bath water*
Pfft BAHAHAHA
Edit: Hi, Dan!
Belle Delphine is either a national English treasure or something we need to remove and hide post-haste.
She just identified a need, and she released a product to satisfy it. She's just a good businesswoman. The problem is with the people, who'd buy it.
Time stamp?
Emptyeauation 16 0:30
Editing comments removes hearts and pins... Obviously. You could get pinned and change your comment to something vile to make it appear that the uploader agrees with you if this weren't the case.
So THAT'S what a nat20 on Vicious Mockery sounds like...
Nice !
DM: Alright Dan, so as you finish the roast, you just see Jacob fall down to his knees and begin to cry. He just begins to sob, putting his hands over his eyes and taking off his glasses to weep on the floor of the stage. **Sees Dan go to roll for Crit damage.** No, you don't need to. You just slaughtered his entire psyche. He leaves combat and initiative.
Conversations: **Exist**
Mogg: *_I'm about to end this man's whole career_*
You'd have to plan and write down the conversation you're about to have beforehand to make sure it doesn't include any illegal words. xD
He banned its use by his staff who compose his letters. He thinks the words often improperly convey meaning so he doesn't want them use to convey his messages. Not hard to understand once you broaden your source from an entertainer to the man himself.
Improperly convey meaning?Many of the standards he sets on the list are incredibly superficial.
Words like very are just modifiers to show increased severity. And how could words like “equal” improperly convey meaning? It’s a very clear term
@@alex6027 Its what he said you ask him. Anyway, it's his style sheet, if he feels as if the use of some words doesn't suit how he wants to convey his messages then that's what he thinks. We have our own style sheets we use subconsciously it's not anything special, Its just that he has people that write for him and this is his indication of how he wants his messages written, it's not that impressive nor should it be controversial.
Oh, hey Chris. I see you changed your profile picture.
I told my mum about this
She hates rap
But she loves anything that insults Jacob Rees-Mogg
that must've been conflicted huh?
Lol
Limiting word choice? Man, that idea is double plus good.
I thought of that too
Extremely so, and extensively thought-through, and utterly important.
He's probably never read 1984
lol good one
0:56 Banned words aside, what triggers me the most is, that he want's you to use "the imperial measurements"
I'm american and i don't want to use Imperial Measurements.
mutzikatzi1 That's good cause he doesn't, it's a joke about him being old fashioned
@@alpen_glow Mr. house, why are you here?
I use imperial and even I see that metric are more simple in just used to it ok? Pls don’t @ me
I am an american and I read that
I screamed
"The comma people."
Such a simple, yet excellent pun!
It's a damn stretch but he pulled it off
*British Government* - "What happened to Rees-mog? TELL US!!!"
*Dan* - "Gone... reduced to atoms."
I used Jacob Rees-morg to destroy Jacob Rees-morg
Imagine this guy having to learn German or Mandarin.
He'd wage war.
Can't blame him
Imagine the guy having to learn Japanese that is nothing but 100 to 100 a fuckton of rules and variations. He would most likely blow a hole in his wannabe Aristocratic dickhead.
Almost all Asian languages are hard to understand :/
The most disgusting part of JRM’s list, is “Use Imperial Measurements.”
Psychopath.
I can't get enough of this. I mean, I'm not even English, and I've watched this 5 times. Dan Bull, you are amazing!
Only 5!?
@@thehomietaiyo2615 It's up to 9 now. My housemates and I are losing it!
how about now @@LemurMaster
Well, however many times I've watched it back then, it's +1 more now. Thanks for the reminder of this gem. Did Rees-Mogg ever recover from this brutal takedown?@@BlakeSpohn
@@LemurMaster very much doubt it
If he wants the word "equal" to be banned obviously he doesn't want everyone to have "equal" rights
to be perfectly honest, i'd rather rees-mogg stick to his wrong principles regarding grammar than stick to his wrong principles regarding anything else.
I want a equal amount of subs as you without the effort, bring me equality =)
And what makes them wrong?
@@konnalad yikes
@@konnalad Google it.
@@konnalad Nothing. Ppl just reply with bs cus it's the same as Drumpf rayciiest
I never heard of him, but my god, that roast was incredible.
@@jamiebaldwin5323 True, but I think it's fair to say some are less cunty than others. JRM is not one of them
jamie baldwin Mary creigh (sorry probably spelt wrong)
I love how at the end Dan is just standing looking at the camera, almost going ''Yeah, I just dissed you! Come at me!''
He would get roasted by JRM, if he knew how to work computers.
"use imperial measurements"
Nah I'm good
Good god that annoys me, more than willing to defend him setting guidelines for word use in the Commons, but imperial measurements are just moronic in this day and age.
@@ave789 we still use to this day. Lol
@@METALFREAK03 literally the only people I know who use imperial are boomers lmao
imperial measurements is so utterly retarded
shododdydoddy They aren’t guidelines for word use in the commons, it’s rules for how his staff will write his letters. Why did you think it was about word use in the commons? :/
Dude, your raps are as fire as ever, but holy shit that chorus game is on point. Amazing stuff.
I am pleased to learn that the people of Britain decided that Jacob Rees-Mogg is no longer fit for purpose as an MP.
No violins 🎻? No string quartet? I demand to speak to the manager!
ok karen
Hello everyone coming back here because Mogg lost his seat as he deserved
Very well said MR. DANIEL CHELTENHAM DOUGLBY DIGBY BULL ESQUIRE (imagine in the most curviest font)
Holy shit Dan!
That wordsmithing were delicious!
I wish he made more of these political songs
check his older stuff. pure gold. i agree that it's nice to hear something else than game raps sometimes
I'll try to do more, god knows there are enough targets
@@danbull You really manage to retain substance without letting go of rhymes and rhythm, it's a pleasure to listen to, even for us foreigners.
I found Dan for game raps, but I've always enjoyed when he tackles more serious issues.
@@danbull bullshot 2 maybe? That was an epic troll. The life of Pablo was legendary tho!
"You're a man of priciple.. and an imbicile." Jesus christ that was amazing
#InstantRefresh
This is one of your best raps in AGES. I'd love more stuff like this.
This has to be one of the greatest pieces of artistry of the millennia, and it's still aging very well!
Is... Is Jacob Rees-Mogg trying to introduce... Newspeak to the UK...?
3:53 My favourite line for sure.
No scrabble anagrams?
Those were the best part
I tried and failed to ffind any suitably good anagrams for Jacob Rees-Mogg
@@danbull it would of been funny if you used the words he wants banned into a anagram
@@danbull Excluding his first name, an anagram of "Rees-Mogg" is "More Eggs"
@@lucasbune
More eggs, Jacob!
*SCOTLAND YARD OPEN UP!!!*
Here now Mogg has lost his seat
I cannot tell if he is an advanced level troll in the government or literally just insane
Time traveling troll
Why would he be insane?
Love your stuff man, you deserve 10x the subs
Every British politician from my opinion:
“Oh look at me i am part of the british goverment i can do all i like with no consequences.”
Isn't that just all politicians and celebrities?
I do find it ironic, however, when a celeb calls out usage if certain words or phrases they are hailed as being a great "libertarian". Alas, they are the same as JRM here, rich and principled with none of the worries of common people.
Dan bull should know better, quite frankly.
Because we have one of the most authoritarian cultures on Earth.
Frank Spencer For one you generalized a section of the society; I think it's dumb to say "every celebrity is X" because the statement inst true, its an idiotic hyperbole. Secondly, your first statement isn't representative of any real meaning because celebrities are within public view leading to the unfair recognition of a disproportionate amount of frivolous people when compared to other groups. Also, what do you mean by "they are hailed as being a great libertarian" I find this statement quite ironic because the whole meaning of a Libertarian is someone who wants individual liberties and I hardly think to want the restriction of speech to be an ideal of a "great" Libertarian? For the record, JRM isn't a Libertarian he's a classic Tory. Lastly, it's quite unreasonable to say he has "none of the worries of common people", I hardly think your difference in political opinions quantifies enough of a reason to make such a statement. Frankly Frank, you should know better.
That was tight. Hearing an English flow was life changing for me, thank you so much.
I grew up in New York City in the 80s.
It's such a head-trip, to see all the things that rap became.
Honestly it's amazing and a huge part of musical history. I'm not from NYC, but I did grow up in the 80s and booooooy do I remember the terror mongering about the scary scary music *eye roll*
I can't stand rap music but my favorite singer has decided he likes it because how many words there are, so I have to deal with it. Thanks, Al. At least he gets rid of the profanity.
Dan: "Time of crisis"
Me: *looks at date*. How naïve we all were.
2:21 that flow omfg
Yep a year later this still slaps.
Had a look through the lyrics. Almost every word and rule was used. Except the phrase "meet with". Took me a good 10-11 listens to realise this
Please make more! I’ve always liked you but your last two rap roast have been like one level better than I’ve seen before and it’s incredible
Where did he say he wanted everyone to stop using these words? These guidelines were made and apply to his staff, not the general populace.
Ssshhh. Don't ruin the narrative.
it's still ridiculous that this is his focus
Dan can't strawman him if he says what actually happened.
Still as head of commons his staff should very much be able to do all of these things...
And what makes you think that he wouldn't prefer it if his guidelines applied to everyone? Think about it: Why doesn't he want his staff to use these words? Because he thinks the rules he learned in whatever public school he went to in the 18th century should not be changed, and the words that were used then should be used in the exact same way now. If you know of another possible reason to impose these specific rules, I'd like to hear it.
If the common upper-class twit had the power to impose these rules on the general populace, I don't doubt that he wouldn't hesitate.
Mogg lost his seat THANK GOD
And even worse, he's even getting involved with Brexit...
The Queen: *Time to restart I think..."
*Proceeds to smash restart button*
He banned their use within his departmental reports
Nowhere else
He only banned them in the House of Commons as a form of standardisation between staff, it’s not everyday conversations
Jack Burton but still banning the words "very" and "got" is just dumb
But that wouldn't have been as fun a concept for a music video, would it?
@@thesuperdoge2476 also "Invest (in schools, etc.)" Wouldn't wanna talk about that, would we.
@@thesuperdoge2476 I'm certain this is just bait to distract the media circus while he pushes for the actual controversial policies.
Wouldn’t want to talk about equality either, would we?
You are amazing. I like that you don't have any fear of getting political.
Maybe V for Vendetta, We Happy Few, Children of Men, Volume, etc were right about the risk of neo-Fascist britain...
(I’m joking, take it easy people. But no seriously this is literal censorship of the most petty kind)
300-I.Q. Prower Is there evidence that he wants to ban those words because I've found none
Watch_Dogs Legion is the Post-Brexit reality
To be fair, what he made was a style guide for his own staff. Not ban the words for public use. If you take over a department which makes a lot of documents, then it is entirely reasonable that the first thing you do is to make a style guide, so the documents are as coherent and similar as possible.
But still great rap as always :)
I mean... Yeah that seems pretty fair. But if someone does use them, then what?
Yes but don’t stop them from using words that you need to make a good sentence.
I still find that unreasonably stupid. Patrick Star would be face palming so hard, he would send his entire head from Bikini Bottom to the planet the other half of the Avengers were on to fight Thanos in an attempt to remove his gauntlet.
Would you like to work for a petty tyrant like that?
But these limitations go far beyond any reasonable level.
I was very impressed with this, you got a lot in here and dispensed it equally, hopefully he will reply to you. Keep it on going and that sort of thing
This one has a chorus that actually claps
I had to look up floccinaucinihilipilification....it basically means "the act or habit of describing or regarding something as unimportant, of having no value or being worthless." Sounds about right, and I'm American.
Who's here after he lost?
Present!
I love JRM and you. What a lovely surprise to find a mashup.
i thought he was banning them for parliment, not for everyday use
It is only form parliment
I may be wrong, but I think these are the rules he set for his office as Leader of the Commons.
@@MalrisTheRogue yeah, but it's still pretentious. Less so than him pretending he isn't posh as all hell, especially when he's speaking Latin, but still pretentious.
@@xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844 Absolutely, he's a rich twat with a superiority complex, and he can fuck off for all I care.
Humans are humans BTW. But people seem not to see what I see when all these so called equality groups are together. They do more damage than good. Start saying human instead of idiotic draconian labels that were made by the institutions that sort their own destruction. This is why we categorise ourselves into sections to divide and conquer. If we all said we are unique in individual sense but we are all the same in a human sense. That's when you would get a better positive response. Hopefully we would stop going around in circles and get to space.
DUDE. This was so sick hahaha the beat, flow, and hook. A thing of beauty
No one:
Dan bull: diss tracks the prime minister.😂
papyrus Jacob Rees-Mogg isn’t the prime minister
@@lethallizard963 lol sorry I'm an idiot🙄
papyrus that's not the prime minister you bloody twit
Yep, still a banger. Cheers Dan!
Man Dan I've missed your political work. Hope to see more, you're really good at it.
Dan how are you STILL so skilled? It's been about 3/4 years since I've visited this channel and this is still fucking amazing
Does he really want to get rid of my favourite word
*_floccinaucinihilipilification_*
I spent like half an hour trying to pronounce it after this vid.
One Room.
Dan Bull and Jacob Rees-Mogg.
A broccoli.
A video camera.
Just something I want to happen.
A single broccoli
@@crusatyr1452 True. Details are important.
I really hope you do more political raps. I always enjoy seeing you turn your talents to tearing politicians to shreds. I think the Conservative government deserve to be torn a new one for their handling of the current crisis.
I was wondering how you were going to rap “No comma after ‘and’.” You did not disappoint!
I'm mad cause you made me look at Jacob Rees Mog and for reminding me he exists
Best guy in British parliament tbh
@@EEYore-py1bf Yea but leftists don't like knowing that people hold opposing political views. Makes them retreat to their safe space.
Dissed so hard it knocked him to GB news 3 years in the future
That chorus is fire! 🔥🔥🔥
EDIT: I take it back; THIS WHOLE SONG IS FIRE! 🔥🔥🔥
Why does he want to ban those words, and how would he expect anyone to keep these extremely common words out of their speech in the mosh pit of British parliament?
He hasn’t said anything about keeping words out of the British parliament, the rules are for his staff writing letters on his behalf
I'm more focused on Dan, his outfit, how it matches his hair and the choreography...
Don't ask,
I don't know the reason as well...
The document also says to use imperial measurements. There is a reason only USA, Myanmar and Liberia use them completely,
(Yes i know USA and Liberia actually use “US Customary Units’ but it's practically the same)
Imperial measurements? Good god. You want britian to fall? Imagine telling europeans to use imperial? No one would be even able to just convert like that. We'd have to actually re-learn it! Let alone. The whole world. Its literally the u.s.a that uses imperial the most. Blegh.
RHYMING FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATION?!
You never fail to disappoint.
@@quantummuffin1895 true. However, it's easy to rhyme it, but making it work in a sentence while rhyming it?
Love this, while I get why mogg doesn't want people using those words you're right to mock him for banning them, it's hilarious
Thank you for giving us some comedic relief...currently Boris Johnson as prime minister and the current government is terrifying
This is a guide for his staff. It doesn't apply to the general public. Words like these should probably not be used in the kind of work they do.
to be fair a name like “Jacob Rees-Mogg” sounds like exactly the person to say this
A nice rap, but overall very misleading; Leader of the House of Commons while a position of power is small in comparison to many other cabinet posts, furthermore Rees-Mogg isn't exactly banning these words outright, he is setting out a guide to restore classical grammar to his government department and parliamentary documents.
Mogg: I'm gonna ban these word
Dan Bull: I'm gonna say it to spite you.
I mean, certainly he meant these rules are to apply to people in the house of commons when it is their turn to speak? Perhaps he was trying to cut down on over used nothing phrases, question dodging, and make the process more efficient. I can't rationalize that any human being could possibly think to censor their entire country 24/7.
I think the point is that more time would be saved if reese mogg used his position of power to actually achieve somthing instead of being bojos yes man and insulting dead people who died in building fires that only came about because rich folk like him wanted nicer view.
If Rees-mogg's intention was to cut down on over-used nothing phrases, question dodging, and inefficiency, it would discuss over-used nothing phrases, question dodging, and inefficiency in its rule suggestions. Arbitrarily "banning" words reduces efficiency, justifies question dodging, and enforces use of nothing phrases.
It is time to face the facts. Rees-mogg is incapable of thought, and the sounds from its face hole are not language but simply the random flappings of its diseased and windy larynx.
Yes, he's banning these words from the house of commons. That's why it's relevant when Dan bull points out that on Hansard you can see multiple examples of him breaking his own rules.
This fucking hook goes harder than pretty much any song I've heard, excellent production. I come back to this all the time and blast this shit through my subwoofer and rattle my entire being
For the many people unaware. This list of banned words only applies to the politicians.
He's not first to do it either.
"I'm the man of the people" if the people are white and rich lmao
damn i thought this guy got swapped with snoop dogg a while a go?
smh
Latin intensifies 😂😂😂 he basically equates himself with God. 'I'm a man of the people', and then, 'the voice of the people is the voice of god' 😂😂😂 You're a sarcastic genius Dan❤
This is the most aristocratic man i have ever seen
When you've been listening on spotify so you know all the lyrics already.
I believe he meant for parliamentary letters etc or something along those lines....not the public. Having said that nice one
Jacob Reees Moggs has gotta be my favorite character in parliament
Is that actually your full name? I’ve never seen someone with 5 names.
Most likely is,I've got 4 names in my full name
@@PictureGame then you've never met a Mexican, I got 5 too.
U got people with many names, I personly have just my first and last name, having more is plain unnecessairy lol
I met a girl who was named after 5 of her aunts (she came from an Italian family). Her full name was taller than she was..
daniel che-something something bull is his name. douglby is a nick, and digby comes from that. esquire is a title.
Daniel Cheltenham Douglby Digby Bull Esquire goes so hard
Just so you're aware, it's sort of disingenuous to suggest he wants to "ban" these words. This comes from his guidelines for OFFICAL documents. He is banning those words from official documents HIS office and employees put out. He isn't "banning" any words, this is totally disingenuous.
I swear Jacob Rees-Mogg isn't actually a man. He came out of a tube in a lab labelled Tory - Generic.
He doesn’t want to ban the words. He was asked by his staff if he had any rules when they are writing letters in his name. The words are not banned in conversation or even in their own written correspondence; it was simply a guide (which they requested) to use when they are representing him in reply to his constituents. I was also taught these rules in school. Why do you misrepresent the facts?
And here when I got back from a three-day cottage trip with no internet, I immediately started playing the 10 years of Borderlands. And then I wake up to this video! Bloody Hell! THIS IS AMAZING!!! Dan Bull has given us an early Christmas Gift this year!
LOL disappointment... His father must have used that one a lot on him.