I'm only just putting the final touches on my own (far inferior) Fact Rap response and now I need to start working on a board game track... Damn you, Bull. Damn you.
Well technically the earth is not round. Remember it's a piece of rock so it's not perfectly round and we just say it is because this is the closest it gets. BUT it's not the truth either.
I’ve been waiting for this response. The chorus is amazing. The editing on this video is top notch. Every fact presented in this rap is completely true. All of these facts are 100% Correct.
It took me about 1 min to realise that this is a rap about fake facts, so the line about Michael Jackson almost made spit out my coffee. Greetings from Latvia! You and JT have at least 1 fan from here already since all those Skyrim and Mass Effect raps.
@@alpakapucuf3394 he was indeed sent by Skull and Pat, Vikings indeed did not wear helmets with horns, and the world indeed isn’t truly round. The latter parts of the vikings and round world are wrong, but the parts I’ve mentioned are true
Some of them are actually real though, which is what makes them confusing. For example, Vikings indeed never did wear helmets and the earth isn't a perfect sphere, it's more of an oval shape so calling it a rugby ball wouldn't be too inaccurate.
I can't believe you uploaded that Mario Odyssey rap a full year ago. I remember sitting down outside my house deciding to click a Dan Bull video, a channel I hadn't watched since I subscribed in 2011. Best decision I ever made.
You have been more and more active on youtube. I love it, because your raps are the best and I'm aleays excited to hear your newest masterpieces like this one :'D
The "viking's didn't have horns on their helmets" thing is a bit hard because there's only been one preserved helmet recovered from the viking age and it doesn't have horns. However, there have been numerous depictions of people (not just vikings) dating back to the iron age that show horned helmets. So while it likely wasn't a requirement for all vikings, it's possible that some higher-ranked warriors may have had horned helmets. It's difficult to dismiss the idea of horned helmets entirely because this feature appears in so many images from multiple cultures.
Dan, have You done a collaboration with jt before? Cuz you three are my favorite rappers/singers and I really want to hear a song made by you, skull and pat
Dear Mr Bull, I represent Fox News. We very much admire your journalistic integrity, and would like to offer you a position on our fact-checking team. . REAL NEWS!
FACT: None of my songs are on Spotify
True
There are
You said there is five directions and said 4
...I use Spotify and save your songs in my playlist.
FACT: You can't prove that
for all you know, I've taken your songs and uploaded them to spotify playing in reverse.
Dude, Hotel Rwanda is my favorite song. So glad you referenced that 1920’s classic.
Ayeee this is fun to watch other youtubers playing a game instead of making diss tracks!
These are true facts! its good to see us playing a game rather than making diss tracks! . reeceio
This is 200 times better than any diss track. Take note KSI and the Pauls.
Look at Alpha1Epsilon2, also known as the troll. As u can see he is acting like this is some KSI diss track even though it’s just a rap of facts.
Alpha1Epsilon2 how about you go fuck yourself.
I'm only just putting the final touches on my own (far inferior) Fact Rap response and now I need to start working on a board game track... Damn you, Bull. Damn you.
Lol
Da(m)n Bull is his name for a reason...
It's just a matter of facts that the chairman of the board didn't say okie doki to finding the keys to vault 76. Wow, 5 references!
I like yours more tbh
@@WillYouSnail_Fan_Or_Something I just realised. If there were 4 it'd also be five, if you'd really wanna drive your puint home.
It took way too long for me to realise these were in fact not facts 😂 great job
What ? I can't see why these are not facts. I mean - he said they were True facts with a capital "T".
Well technically the earth is not round. Remember it's a piece of rock so it's not perfectly round and we just say it is because this is the closest it gets. BUT it's not the truth either.
Same here no shame tho haha
I actually had to fact check so many to make sure they weren’t true. 😂😂😇 perfectly done
Well that football shape us actualy kinda acurare because the earth stretches out in its poles due to the rotation
Dan Bull
The greatest gay conversion therapist to ever DJ.
true
Although if your RAP ROASTS have proved anything, you're the manliest Diss Jockey to ever make insult raps.
@@danbull It's not true because it's not written with capital T.
Dan Bull are you gay dude? I’m joking doesn’t matter if you are man you’re cool
Damn I like this gay conversion therapist dj
"ladies and gentledudes"
"north south left right"
lmao you always amaze me
unspecifried lmao
why do i know where that picture is from?
yomanyo327 cause you watch just as much hentai as mr, wich is way too much
hmm, yea, I'll grant you that.
yomanyo327 xD
out of the five directions, i'd say that "i'm only as good as rapping as the next guy" is my favorite direction.
Have a like, underrated comment
"Everything on the internet is true."
-Abraham Lincoln
OMG I CAN'T BELIVE JOHN LEMON FROM THE EAGLES COMENTED HERE! OMGMGMOGGOGJKRJLNR VRGMKØV!!!
lies
"lies" is first lie, but now this is true?
He was ahead of his time
There's something wrong here... Ye
Nailed it. Education delivered.
true
Now we won't even need school ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯
@@danbull not true, but a fact
@@danbull you are so funny it's annoying
Yooooo, Dan. This is the SICKEST fuckin' beat, HOLY shit. Not only is this hilarious, but it sounds amazing. How the fuck do you keep doing this lol
I’ve been waiting for this response.
The chorus is amazing.
The editing on this video is top notch.
Every fact presented in this rap is completely true.
All of these facts are 100% Correct.
I believe them all and that's a fact
Actually... it there was a caveman corpse recently discovered in a gletsjer of over 2000 years old so the oldest skeleton was way over 110 years old
r/wooosh
$100% true facts, lol
But Big Narstie is not dead
YES DAN. COME THROUGH WITH THESE 'FACTS' AND ROLL WITH THIS BEEF.
true
facts
Lame 😒
@@DCole-cw2xx no you
00:15 *DAN IS TRIGGERED*
OH, IT'S LIKE THAT IS IT
FACT:
There is one true fact in this video hidden somewhere
vikings never wore helmets with horns
2pac did die, he got that fact right.
There are a few
Vikings did wear helmets with horns during feasts.
theCornyJoke did he?
I love how you just spewed BS in a way that it rhymed well and flowed perfectly, this must've been a blast to write and perform.
Man this beat is so unbelievably good. And the flow fits so well on top of it. I keep coming back to this video and I love it.
It took me about 1 min to realise that this is a rap about fake facts, so the line about Michael Jackson almost made spit out my coffee. Greetings from Latvia!
You and JT have at least 1 fan from here already since all those Skyrim and Mass Effect raps.
0:58 Nah man, everyone knows the earth is shaped like a doughnut. Really making me question the correctness of these facts dude.
Wander Stribos i know right
Wander Stribos wait.... it’s not a pyramid?!?!
No way, it’s definitely shaped like a pretzel.
E a r t h
i s
a
d o n u t
It's on the internet, that automatically makes it true
the worst part of this is people will believe this stuff XD
tommy Bello no the worst part is that you don't know if its true or not
BENDITOGAMES THE WOLF he is kinda right vikings did wear pants i live in norway so i should now that
BENDITOGAMES THE WOLF 2:43 really?
It took me so long to realize those weren't actually facts XD
tommy Bello and thats a F A C T.
Oh shit, let's see jt music top that!
true
Facts
Rosemarie Garcia they don’t have to, they’re the one who made the first one lol
Rosemarie Garcia I think they can
Dylan Angelucci we'll see bout that!
0:16 “Oh! It’s like DAT is it!?” Omg so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you Dan for telling the truth when no one else will
true
Mom's Spaghetti wrong
I love how it just swaps from true facts to “true facts”
it doesn't even swap lol
None of em are real
@@alpakapucuf3394 he was indeed sent by Skull and Pat, Vikings indeed did not wear helmets with horns, and the world indeed isn’t truly round. The latter parts of the vikings and round world are wrong, but the parts I’ve mentioned are true
Dan, you're the absolute best! Really talented! Man, you can do an awesome rap song from anything! Cheers mate!
true
@@danbull did you make a bot that automatically replies with “true”?
Please make more clips like that. I truly love it
I'm so confused right now.
fake truths
Some of them are actually real though, which is what makes them confusing.
For example, Vikings indeed never did wear helmets and the earth isn't a perfect sphere, it's more of an oval shape so calling it a rugby ball wouldn't be too inaccurate.
Technically hieroglyphs are emojis?
Then he did his job correctly.
@@Zyllke "let me choose a few selective truths" is such a good line in retrospect.
3:50 Hey! There's no such thing as fake news it's all true!
You can tell, he being hostage while rapping
Reminds me of "Lies Song" by Spose (feat. Wax & Shane Reis)
You're killing it Dan!!
The fact that a couple things ARE right disturbes me slightly and yet it makes it even better
3:40 that is actually true.
Humans have more than 5 senses.
Such as sense of balance and sense of space. Which for some reason my body doesnt get them properly.
I can't believe you uploaded that Mario Odyssey rap a full year ago. I remember sitting down outside my house deciding to click a Dan Bull video, a channel I hadn't watched since I subscribed in 2011. Best decision I ever made.
You are getting better and better
Dan Bull I have been a huge fan for 6 years and I love how you still manage to be so animated and so damn good XD
I can personally confirm the foreskin fact
The hell man
Had to google a few to make sure they were right, but you did it. Absolutely every single one of them. Incredible
"Everything you know is wrong, just forget the words and sing along because everything you know is wrooong" --Weird Al Yankovic
Idiocy Incorporated I now
@Luke Gabriel Balgan
Weird Al Yankovic got rekt by his own logic.
black is white up is down and short is long
your proberbly the only person who makes learning facts sound fun
This took me a while to realize it was all fake.
Thank god masturbation doesn't cause hearing loss LMAO
not all in amongst the bull-shit lol were a few true gems.
@@kuriousitykat Which ones?
Awesome! I love it when you guys collab.
Dispite all your facts not checking out.. Bloody Brilliant Rap Dan! Reminds me of your earlier work!
true
r/Whoosh
Man this was amazing. Can't imagine the time it took to come up with all of those witty lines and make them flow so smoothly, great job man :D
I love your raps dan!!!!!!! You’re such a good and humorous rapper!
true
How did I never find you? your content is gold!
It took a very long time for me to realize this was sarcastic. The one part that's true is that Vikings actually didn't have horns on their helmets.
another golden classic my man
It took me way too long to notice that he swapped the pictures of John Lennon and Paul McCartney
The best flow,bars,video i have ever seen any youtuber do
Ur the best it's a fact
Then it must be true
You have been more and more active on youtube. I love it, because your raps are the best and I'm aleays excited to hear your newest masterpieces like this one :'D
Fact: Up to 55% of people have heard of Dan Bull.
If only...
FACT: that needs to be true
You should do more of this - It was good , really good
*"88 above and another dozen below"*
thank you for actually knowing how much "a dozen" is!
"Oh it's like that, is it!?" I just cant even, everytime I hear it. Thanks for another great video and laugh!
He laying the truth hard...well done danbull
true
Dan Bull thankyou
Love you man ❤️
Dan, we need a Magic the Gathering rap!!
pittspawn now I have to ask should it be in general or do one for each block?
Either way I agree lol
Yes.
Hell yes.
Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.
@@BBBr0ny I understood that r3f3r3nc3
@@trielt1 Thank you. :33
This is actually one of my favorite dan bull tracks
awesome, and the start of this video is so well done. Keep it up Dan
FACT: I'm SUPER happy how long it took me to get "the joke"!
The "viking's didn't have horns on their helmets" thing is a bit hard because there's only been one preserved helmet recovered from the viking age and it doesn't have horns. However, there have been numerous depictions of people (not just vikings) dating back to the iron age that show horned helmets. So while it likely wasn't a requirement for all vikings, it's possible that some higher-ranked warriors may have had horned helmets. It's difficult to dismiss the idea of horned helmets entirely because this feature appears in so many images from multiple cultures.
03:39 Wasn't that woman in his santa rap.
Its probs stock photos
Most likely. But maybe some sort of stock videos thing. If that's a thing.
Stock videos are indeed a thing. Wanna see my thing?
Lovely day for it
You probably just taught me more than school ever did.😂😂
true
Don't Stay in School. (Oh hi Dave)
Learn from Dan Bull.
You get the smart really fast, yes?
I love how you are adhering to the theme of the video by answering every comment as true.😂😂😂
This is good Dan Bull! Subscribed!
Jt music cant counter THIS masterpiece. Good job Dan Bull
I went through every fact in this video, and only 4 of them (or a quarter) were true. That is incredibly clever, Mr. Bull.
I went through and found 2 that were correct and 5 that might be correct (out of 50+), which ones did you find
Awesome! Now I am waiting for NerdOut! to respond to this challenge.
Jesse Beach I'm waiting for Zach Boucher
when i watched this 5 years ago as a kid i didn't understand the references and believed all of this
JT: Lets see your facts!!
Dan: no❤
I really liked this! Can't stop replaying. Great job. I hope all the subs click on this one.
Michael Jackson:"Look me in the face and tell if i'm black or white"
*watches video*
Michael Jackson:Oh...
That was amazing, thanks man!
Killed it.
true
That's a fact.
0:15 to 0:20, It is sooooooo funny, "IT'S LIKE THAT, IS IT?" Phhhhhh HSHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
when i first watched this i was completely convinced that this was all true
He was right about the viking helmets
0:56 this makes me laugh for no reason lol
the earth isnt flat nor round,
its a...
*r u g b y b a l l*
"There isn't fake any fake news because its illegal"
BBC:
Are you challenging me?
Lol
"let me choose a few selected truths"
I mean... That part is definitely true
FACT: I learned some trivia from this.
FACT: Dan Bull is an amazing rapper.
I was waiting for this!!
He answered the call
Doodle McDoodleton he is rapper born
Idiocy Incorporated now that’s a fact
Doodle McDoodleton lol
0:16 his response was the best part of the video
Wow, best, video, EVER
true
Dan, have You done a collaboration with jt before?
Cuz you three are my favorite rappers/singers and I really want to hear a song made by you, skull and pat
*Gets about half way through*: Now wait just a damn minute here
I'm really ashamed I wasn't paying attention to the lyrics and at one point started believing the "true facts"
Dan needs to make an album with more tracks like this one!
Dear Mr Bull,
I represent Fox News. We very much admire your journalistic integrity, and would like to offer you a position on our fact-checking team.
.
REAL NEWS!
I love the flow for this track. The beat and the style of rapping goes together so well. Really nice.
I just noticed in the background, he says "fact" after each true fact, but not after the false (sounding) ones
true
Rez The Ripper fact
I didn't notice that at first, good job and thanks for pointing that out!
You make it look and sound so easy... man, you're talented.
Omg good job
02:44 that actually isnt true, Poland's national flag came first. Poland adopted their flag in 1919. Indonesia adopted their flag in 1945.
I think you’ll find about 90% of this video isn’t actually true
@@alfieGheee You're telling me MJ wasn't latvian?
@@yazidefirenze I hate to tell you like this man..
@@alfieGheee Next you're gonna tell me we can't psychically detect what a twat Mike Pence is.
I think Dan Bull should be the official fact checker for Donald Trump. Or Maybe this is where Trump is getting all of his facts to begin with.
I fricking love this song. The beat and lyrics are just the best
The more you know
here's a fact every 60 seconds a minute passes
So many great jokes.
YAY I LOVE THIS! NERDOUT NEXT
I want to see jack boucher too
4:08 This is a lie, I am hispanic. I take afternoon naps
r/Whoosh
no you don’t
Lol you can't though cause he said he speltbtruth with a capital T so he was being truthful