i actually made the mistake of getting pissvr as my first headset, i now only use my oculus rift s because it is better in every way (seriously who the fuck came up with the stupid idea to make the tracking based on LIGHTS)
Slimecicle is my favorite for a very good reason. He doesn’t just play the games. He makes them nice to watch, and his funny puns are always hilarious to me. Call me a simp if you want ✋😌
He bent people backwards 90 degrees or more in less than a second, from the neck. The absolute power and bloodthirst is terrifying beauty to behold, but the worst thing is that he doesn't even care that he can do it so easily. Glorious.
i was just letting youtube play some videos randomly and trying to fall asleep- having hear the octopath travler title screen music as the intro of this video woke me up real quick. nice serotonin boost
If you listen with headphones then its even more surreal because when someone is talking and charlie turns his head, the person talkings volune changes
@@r3strt they didn't do anything because it wasn't worth their time and it's kind of a stupid application of the law, but he didn't want to take chances, which is his choice make.
@@captainducktape689 I mean I do respect slimecicle for calling hte cops if he thought something done was illegal but the fact that after learning that its not something the Feds even can care about and that he completely shut off from Carson makes him somewhat douchey, even if he has his reasons.
My favorite part of hitman is the sporadic outbreaks I have while playing where I save and then try to kill everyone and as soon as I die I just go back to the patient crunching
My god he’s a super hero, saving lives by ending them. And there’s also a part about hitting on men, but we don’t talk about it that much. Mainly just the life saving.
“Don’t look up my sleeve, that’s where all my tricks are!”
Every time this man speaks I simultaneously hate and love him.
Shut up
@@dylanz-jjba you look like someone who has had a channel or 2 banned
@@dylanz-jjba they didn’t mean it in a hateful way.
Dont we all?
@@dylanz-jjba u good bro? like need some therapy?
"No one must know I am still alive."
"So everyone needs to think you're dead!" *Bang*
*IM A GENIUS*
*IM A HEY IM JUST DOING MY JOB!*
Im a genius!
I laughed So much
@@alexpetr8357 me too lmao
"I'm pretty sure nothing's illegal when I have the suit on." -every politician
Yeah everyone is doing illegal shit. Trump, Biden, Kim jong un, etc. why can’t humankind have a politician that isn’t a criminal
Q: Why did the two 4's skip lunch?
A: They already 8 (ate).
@@nothingmuch3568 not trying to justify it but its a lot easier to succeed as a politician if your a criminal
@@nothingmuch3568 im working on it
@@buckygree3619 I mean you’re not wrong lol
"I figured out who the murderer is! *Pulls out shotgun* It's me!" *BLAM*
not only did he kill that guard, he killed my sides
Probably skimmed you with birdshot from the blast
That was so perfect
i was waiting for him to say its me DIO !
Charlie and Humanity have different definitions of “Saving Lives”
You forgot about thanos
Really? Pffft, it seems like saving lives to me
What are you talking about? He saved plenty of lives......from life......regardless he still saved them. 😂
Q: What kind of bird sticks to sweaters?
A: a Vel-Crow.
@@jdwmyt cringe
The fact that Charlie walked in on Emma at the exact second she was making the poison is great
big E
No one gonna reply here
@_ambience101 u sure?
@@technorex8159 i stand corrected
@@technorex8159 it just didnt load replies when i commented
don’t worry guys, the title’s right, he’s just a reverse paramedic
He stabs people to life
He shoots them back from the grave
The correct term is Cidemarap
you just gotta play it in reverse, see, He's hexing people AND saving their lives!
You can't spell 'pharmacist' without 'harm,' after all
why does charlie look so good in a suit
edit: yes, I know everyone looks good in a suit, but charlie looks *exceptionally* good in one.
Charlie looks good in anything
Who Charlie? This is chrle
He looks like reviewbrah
Who doesn't look good in a suit?
Why do you look good in a suit
4:11 "my gOD! wh- he boot too BIG for he GOTDAMN FEET"
i wasnt expecting that but it killed me
omg same
RIP
Normal people: plays as hitman
Slmccl: Is hitman
ah yes my favorite character in video games H I T M A N
yes
@SamuShinigami he's saying that others pretend to be hitman whereas Charlie _is_ hitman.
“it’s over here too, you can’t escape your crimes”
*woman walks away*
“you can’t-“
*try the new McDonalds salad*
you cannot
He looks like Connor from detroit become human when he puts the suit and headset on
Oh shit, yea
The android sent by cyberlife
Twenty eight stab wounds
Except he tells Daniel to "Do a f***ing flip!"
That's it. He became human
I like how Charlie called it "PissVR"
Well either way ps vr is piss vr
@Bryan Neblett Is that not normal?
@Bryan Neblett he says piss vr.
Hit on men in Piss VR
i actually made the mistake of getting pissvr as my first headset, i now only use my oculus rift s because it is better in every way (seriously who the fuck came up with the stupid idea to make the tracking based on LIGHTS)
That pure look of shock when killed that dude with a fish
Slimes investigative process is equivalent to the people who yell "WHO" instead of where in Among Us.
Old British Lady: No one can no I'm still alive.
Slime: Poor choice of words.
Senile woman: no one can know I'm Still alive.
Agent 47: for the sake of my employment I agree.
"You can experience Hitting on Men in first person"
That's the closest I'll ever get to being in an actual relationship.
"PISS VR"
"You can hit on men in vr"
"BOOT TO BIG FOR GODDAMN FEET"
Ah yes the man I want to strive to be
this video’s gonna be a hit , man!
hello please donate to me at goodwill
ha ha
i want to die
You’ve got Charlie’s humor down to a science
3
Charlie's genuine concern at hitting a man in the head with a fish at 6:15 is the funnies thing I'l see in my day.
Alternative title: I’m can’t be a hitman
Neither can I’m
I can i’m
th-cam.com/video/Hk_S1mbfsQA/w-d-xo.html
@@funman-h7w really... self promo but not self
Hit Man'nt
Saving people in Hitman is like killing Animals in Animal Crossing.
Road crossing
@@cherrify3498 you-
Charlie’s definition of saving lives is killing the few for the sake of the many.
More like killing many for the sake of few lol
At the end when Charlie screamed and ad came HE CALLED UPON THE ADS WITH HIS MIGHTY SCREECH
He's confused but he's got the spirit
i think more confused tho...
I mean the spirit is probably not his tho...
he's spirit but he's got the confusion...
@@seabass6734 better reply
he's bruhify
"moose..."
*awkwardly standing and staring at deer for a hot minute*
Best part of this video
"So you can experience hitting on men in VR!"
experiece
W H A T
Hitting on men. That's what you're supposed to do in Hitman, right? I mean, it's in the title.
"piss vr" ha ha i get it like the initials of famous gaming console brand PlayStation
hitting on men
yeah
“I am a hero” why of course sir slmccl
"It wasnt me, it wasnt me, it wasn't me!"
He isnt lying, it was a different suspect.
I love how when he chokes the butler, he bends him backwards 90°. You break his spine as you deprive him of oxygen.
Why does he look like an entirely different person with the suit and headset on?
The magic of a fresh disguise
How do you think Agent 47 does it
no one cared till he put the mask on
he's a master of disguise
He looks like Reviewbrah I just don't know why
I like to imagine that Charlie is fully capable of doing all the things Agent 47 is, but is hiding it so that he can reveal it during a bit
That sounds like chrl
just a smøl tøwn gir it really does
11:12 that unironically looked sick af 👀
Bro at 3:07 I legitimately thought the text said "Follow Mr. Femboy" and I had a panic attack
Slimecicle is my favorite for a very good reason. He doesn’t just play the games. He makes them nice to watch, and his funny puns are always hilarious to me. Call me a simp if you want ✋😌
The fact that he's wearing a full on suit is extreme dedication
6:18 slayed me 😂😂😂. Imagine fricking up THAT bad while trying to kill someone 😂😂
So many lives were lost. Although, thanks to detective slmccl, we’ve had a breakthrough! We’ve never lost so many lives at once!
Sometimes I get so happy that slimecicle posted a new video that I start crying in class cause hes such a big part of the joy in my life
“I’m pretty sure nothings illegal when you got the suit on”
Drug dealers and war lords have joined the chat
"WANNA SEE SOMETHING FISHY??? "
*throws fish, missing the man completely*
8:29
**casually walks away**
Charlie: yOu CaN’t RuN!
He bent people backwards 90 degrees or more in less than a second, from the neck. The absolute power and bloodthirst is terrifying beauty to behold, but the worst thing is that he doesn't even care that he can do it so easily.
Glorious.
15:33 "Messy amateur? Were we watching the same thing?"
LMAO
he looks so goofy with a controller and vr, its amazing
good on you for getting a huge sponsor btw
he really threw a brick and said *" yall hear sum' "*
"Dude its was you - its always the butler!" The masquerade intensifies
"an open window"
* makes gremelen noises *
I both cant stand his sence of entertainment and humor and I love it
i was just letting youtube play some videos randomly and trying to fall asleep- having hear the octopath travler title screen music as the intro of this video woke me up real quick. nice serotonin boost
“Nothings illegal when you have the suit on”
- Harvey Weinstein
-hitler
- any politician
6:46 Genius
No one brightens my day like Charlie, I haven’t stopped wheezing
He really do be a beam of sunshine even while committing mass homicide 👍
@@Clammychow so true
Bruh with the shadow of the headset Charlie's mouth looks like a bushy mustache
This went from hitman to Murder Mystery 2021 real fast.
6:15 I died when he knocked out that guy 😂
I am now going to bingewatch Slime. Because I am convinced he is going to be my new favorite youtuber from these scenes : 7:06 6:43 6:46
I went to bed with this video on and it gave me the worst nightmare I've had in a year, thank you slimecicle you've saved my life :)
Damn Charlie, nice suit! 0:46
10:22 Nice work agent 47, now make your way to the extraction point.
Who is “Saving”, and why do they live in Hitman 3?
Slimecicle: "Out now on all major platforms"
Epic games: *Laughs in timed exclusivity*
Epic games who the fuck uses that shit
@@dylanz-jjba Everyone who did not want to wait 12 months to play hitman III on PC (please help)
@@theduckscp 24 months bud Sad days
“I’m pretty sure nothings illegal when you got the suit on”
Drug dealers have left the chat
If you listen with headphones then its even more surreal because when someone is talking and charlie turns his head, the person talkings volune changes
0:27 PISS VR LMFAO
Charlie looks like a 7th grader ready for his first school dance
Slmccl- True crime detective. Criminals fret when they hear his name when he is on the case.
He's such a good detective he called the Cops on Carson and the Feds did nothing cuz they know its not illegal lmao
@@r3strt they didn't do anything because it wasn't worth their time and it's kind of a stupid application of the law, but he didn't want to take chances, which is his choice make.
@@captainducktape689 I mean I do respect slimecicle for calling hte cops if he thought something done was illegal but the fact that after learning that its not something the Feds even can care about and that he completely shut off from Carson makes him somewhat douchey, even if he has his reasons.
@@r3strt huh? What happened?
My favorite part of hitman is the sporadic outbreaks I have while playing where I save and then try to kill everyone and as soon as I die I just go back to the patient crunching
Therapist: Slmccl in a suit isn't real. It can't hurt you.
Slmccl in a suit: .
I think he's got what it takes. He deserves a raise.
Tries to cosplay agent 47, doesn't shave head.
Charlie in a suit. Charlie in a suit. Charlie in a suit. Charlie in a suit.
Don't you hate it when ur trying to show a friend ur favorite fish and you accidentally incapacitate them
THANK YOU FOR UPLOADING your videos make many ppl happy keep going, you can do it!!!!
6:37 "DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?!?!"
*proceeds to throw fish*
5:28 ever seen this before soap part had me dying
I still await the day Charlie, Condi, and Grizzly will play monster prom 2
just came from a slimecicle video an honestly this guy is funny, they should totally colab
I've got to say Charlie looks good in a suit.
he saved lives so well they ended up in the afterlife
We need a full “Briefcase” and “Because Maybe remix” songs
charlie throwing that fish was the highlight of my day
Im not simping for charlie in a suit
Im not simping for charlie in a suit
Im not simping for charlie in a suit-
*I s i m p*
What a hero, world saved in VR yet again
The genuine shock in his face when the fish killed him
I love the
"An apple a day won't keep me away" and just straight up murder someone by yeeting an apple a them
Yep it’s confirmed he’s forgotten his main account password
Slime: *groans* *Pants* *sighs*
Also Slime:
AAAAHHHHHHH
If you think Charlie isn't saving life's in this video, then you're the one who's getting saved next.
Thank you Charles Slmccl, you truly are a hero
tHaTs nOt hOw yOuR mEaNt tO pLaY tHe gAmE
i dont think ive ever been that mad about a camera going out of focus-
I feel like something is slowly coming out of the door behind him every episode
PissVR is a good way to describe the PSVR
Normally it's hitman 3, but when Charlie plays it it becomes Hotman 3
You are right
NPC: Telling Charlie valuable information
Charlie’s ADHD: *bonjour*
It’s so weird to see Charlie in a tux😅
My god he’s a super hero, saving lives by ending them. And there’s also a part about hitting on men, but we don’t talk about it that much. Mainly just the life saving.
Protip: you can experience hitting on men in real life if you're Jschlatt
0:07
you can see Slmccl reading the script