I became the worst doctor ever in Bitlife

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  • @badbotfelipe
    @badbotfelipe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6824

    One of the things I love the most about Kevin's Bitlife videos is that, no matter how different his plans for each life start, it somehow always comes back to him hiring a hitman.

    • @13lack_Rose
      @13lack_Rose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +410

      and he always ruins his life at the casino

    • @pooberscoober
      @pooberscoober 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      It’s because he’s a military genius and he knows the best way to win a war is to not even get involved.

    • @jacobwhelan45
      @jacobwhelan45 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@pooberscoober he’s also an acrobatic genius which made him really healthy. That is why he lived so long

    • @pooberscoober
      @pooberscoober 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@jacobwhelan45 he’s just the dictionary definition of genius in every single regard

    • @juliamavroidi8601
      @juliamavroidi8601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Dr: *has problem for the first time in his life*
      Dr: *immediately chooses murder*

  • @armaxinho
    @armaxinho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3511

    Can we just appreciate the fact that Dr.Fish was your doctor for about 100 years?

    • @Ilivepuppys
      @Ilivepuppys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      He may of had kids who followed in his steps and become a doctor like their parent?

    • @salem-01
      @salem-01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@Ilivepuppys he is
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    • @Ilivepuppys
      @Ilivepuppys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@salem-01 Mine makes more sense yours is just joking around.

    • @imhappy._.
      @imhappy._. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Dr. Fish has been a doctor since Dr. Dr. Smartmandude was a kid lmao and Dr. Dr. Smartmandude lived for 115 years

    • @thedeadcannotdie
      @thedeadcannotdie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@Ilivepuppys great, here have a candy

  • @minininja2792
    @minininja2792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3281

    I feel like sometimes kevin starts out trying to be nice, but then his antagonistic side takes over

  • @Bellandora
    @Bellandora 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1947

    Kevin’s “What the fuck?!” at Doctor Smartmandude’s flirty teacher being married to CallMeKevin was priceless.

    • @jewelxiat
      @jewelxiat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      No really; I was eating when I got to that part and nearly choked. Holy shit that was hilarious.

    • @Kevin-McLaughlin
      @Kevin-McLaughlin ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @nye Shows how surprised he was

    • @laurend1307
      @laurend1307 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Fr he was so shocked he forgot to say "feck" 🤣

  • @kingbrandor237
    @kingbrandor237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3561

    When CallMeKevin’s wife seduced him he let out the most visceral “What the fuck” he’s ever unleashed and I am here for it

    • @maryjoygelizon4268
      @maryjoygelizon4268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      Cant tell if the wtf was because he was shicked he had a wife ir because his wife is cheating on him

    • @lolaishotasf
      @lolaishotasf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      @@maryjoygelizon4268 it was because her husband was callmekevin lol

    • @DrPadenski
      @DrPadenski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I dont blame him lmfao

    • @backseatsurfer5005
      @backseatsurfer5005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      5:55

    • @Mcsnickers_7
      @Mcsnickers_7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@maryjoygelizon4268 Yes

  • @airforce9872
    @airforce9872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6520

    No one gonna talk about Dr. Fish treating his diarrhea at 105 years old, when he was also the Doctor that treated him for pinkeye at 17?

    • @connahjones8178
      @connahjones8178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +902

      @tr3v0r could be Dr fish's grandson or he could be 170

    • @maryjoygelizon4268
      @maryjoygelizon4268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1171

      Dr fish saw him born into the world and he saw him leave the world

    • @aboi6638
      @aboi6638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +497

      Oh that's simple.
      H E I S E T E R N A L

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +364

      It's his grandson, Dr. Fish The Third.

    • @gracehaven5459
      @gracehaven5459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      Being a doctor made of fish makes you immortal

  • @brandonwiley5372
    @brandonwiley5372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4762

    Instead of being a doctor, you became the longest living bitlife person in history

  • @arjunsreedhar3024
    @arjunsreedhar3024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1646

    I died when I saw that the teacher flirting with him and then it said "Married to Call Me Kevin"

    • @dylandisaverio5977
      @dylandisaverio5977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Is the child Jim Pickens?

    • @Randomuser231
      @Randomuser231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      His reaction was priceless

    • @CloudyMason
      @CloudyMason 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Stops mid sentence "what the fuck!?" , that was great

    • @nghtwng1572
      @nghtwng1572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      "WHAT DA FUCK!!"

    • @danporter1364
      @danporter1364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      The fact he said fuck and not feck made me laugh so hard and I had to rewatch it a few times xp

  • @juliaalexandre5568
    @juliaalexandre5568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +844

    The implication that Kevin starts talking irish when he's excited is beautiful

    • @Teslijah
      @Teslijah ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Please answer. Isn’t talking Irish just english?

    • @ZuTheComCat
      @ZuTheComCat ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@TeslijahBy Irish, he means the Irish Gaelic language, the traditional language of Ireland.

  • @oliverrhys5351
    @oliverrhys5351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    5:56 “wait hold on what the fuck?” was so incredibly genuine

  • @zapote8449
    @zapote8449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3333

    kevins the type of doctor to "accidentally" remove both of your kidneys.

    • @CainySNP
      @CainySNP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @Ni-kun the patient wouldn't wake up from both kidneys being removed, patient be *DED*

    • @CainySNP
      @CainySNP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Ni-kun oh well, lol I was never into tf2

    • @strogonoffcore
      @strogonoffcore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      welp I only have one(malformation) so that's not too hard

    • @lordfreerealestate8302
      @lordfreerealestate8302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      and "accidentally" sell them on the black market

    • @Shaurya__Tripathi
      @Shaurya__Tripathi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And then the patient wakes up in a basement

  • @Carla-wk3mz
    @Carla-wk3mz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1445

    "How is the person amazing at everything without me doing anything?"
    Who is gonna tell him

    • @josjoe792
      @josjoe792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I don't get it

    • @nishenkunalan9736
      @nishenkunalan9736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      @@josjoe792 they r amazing cuz he didn't do anything

    • @josjoe792
      @josjoe792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@nishenkunalan9736 ooooohhh i am so dumb lol

    • @annabanana1680
      @annabanana1680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣

  • @theKoalaJamesASMR
    @theKoalaJamesASMR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3000

    Going to Kevin for nose surgery so he can give me the "Turg" look.

    • @freezeboy13
      @freezeboy13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Luckily, he's not that kind of doctor

    • @godman1117
      @godman1117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Well, your probably going to lose your nose, good luck

    • @paulk5670
      @paulk5670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      'Not that kind of doctor'
      Which kind of explains the origin of the Turg look to begin with.

    • @keno756
      @keno756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Xipsep
      @Xipsep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Turg*

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1427

    10:22
    When he said "My happiness is ruined"
    I felt that

    • @ballin4334
      @ballin4334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      First reply cuz I can

    • @The_Serious_Chicken
      @The_Serious_Chicken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ballin4334, fine then, ima be the third.
      Third reply’s better anyway.
      (I’m being sarcastic, I dunno why I replyed this on this comment)
      Keep going down
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      **slaps with chedder**
      :3

    • @Zeldagirlartist
      @Zeldagirlartist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Either we have a very similar taste in videos or you’re just everywhere

    • @qorso
      @qorso 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "im still an overall loser but ill take the dopamines, thank you"

    • @kee7374
      @kee7374 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are everywhere

  • @strohkoenig
    @strohkoenig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    17:20 Dr. Fish was your doctor for almost 90 years (you met at 4:44). You led a great life, but Dr. Fish is the real hero of this episode.

    • @MaxerV19
      @MaxerV19 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Im gonna assume dr fish was around the same age as him (probably 2 years older) so when he was 105 Dr fish was 107

    • @j-bob_oreo
      @j-bob_oreo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      unless someone followed someones footsteps

  • @KingseekerFrampt
    @KingseekerFrampt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5421

    I think we all learned a valuable lesson today: reading the Webster dictionary will fix every problem in your life

    • @beandog7657
      @beandog7657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      😡👉👆💥🤏👉💥👿🤬😳🤕🙃🥵💥😭😭🤪😭😎😭😭😏😿🙃😿💥😂🥸🥸😎👆😒🤬🤬😱🤬😳🤌🤣🤪🤣👉😡🥰🥰🤕😡🤕👆😏🥰😔😙🤬🤪🤬👿🤬🤕😏👆🙃👿👿🤪🤬😏🤬🤕😙🤕👆😒🤕😙🤬🙃🤬😏🤕😏🥵🙃🥵😡🤪😳👉☠🤕😪👉👻😔👻😔💀😪👻😡🤏👻😪👻☠💀☠💀☠🥶💥🥶🙃🥶🙃🥶😙🤕😒🤕😁🥵😭🤏😭🥶🤕😏👆🙃👉😒🥶👿😱👿😱🤌🤪🤌🤪😭😳😭🙃🥵😒😂🤧🙃😡🥸
      Is how I think of you

    • @ninakuup21
      @ninakuup21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      It was the biggest turning point in Dr's life

    • @_helvetixa
      @_helvetixa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I can already see the biography XD

    • @BriceBeak
      @BriceBeak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      “Everything was going wrong. my cat died (and my dad but oh well) but one day I decided to curl up on the couch with a dictionary and my life was instantly changed forever”

    • @Metzli
      @Metzli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Does it have the be an english dictionary? Cause I only have portuguese dictionaries at home :(

  • @Cyrathil
    @Cyrathil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +851

    *Kevin is searching*
    "How to be - "
    Google: "- a better person"
    Kevin: No, that's clearly not what I want, Google.

    • @freezeboy13
      @freezeboy13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Google knows him so well, they're trying to make him a good person.

    • @user-xu1fp6sp3k
      @user-xu1fp6sp3k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@freezeboy13 google should know by now that's not going to work

  • @LucaZZoRap
    @LucaZZoRap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    Kevin: "I don't understand how this person is amazing without me doing anything!"
    He's so close to getting it...

    • @Sam-go3mb
      @Sam-go3mb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Huh, are you a Taoist or something lmao

  • @bendy_bone
    @bendy_bone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    I love how Kevin didn’t notice his dad was 62 and his mom was 34

    • @loser8409
      @loser8409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol

    • @LupusVenatica
      @LupusVenatica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Today i started a life and my dad was a very wealthy docor of 68 years old and my mom was 19, as always i ended up in jail but pretty sure he was her sugar daddy as she didn’t have a job and they made 1 kid every year, i had 5 siblings

    • @manologamerss5801
      @manologamerss5801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@LupusVenatica Wait, you can only have one kid a year, they had five kids, and she was 19. Doesnt that mean they had a child when he was 63 and she was 14???

    • @LupusVenatica
      @LupusVenatica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@manologamerss5801 no, i was born when she was 19

    • @LupusVenatica
      @LupusVenatica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@manologamerss5801 i was the oldest child and when she 24 or 25 she had 5 children

  • @need4speed5353
    @need4speed5353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    5:55 that "what the fuck" was so genuine lol

  • @RomeoAirsoft
    @RomeoAirsoft 3 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    Kevin is the type of dude to make a perfect character, only to cast it away over something petty 😂

  • @reallybademmms7496
    @reallybademmms7496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    Plot twist: Dr. Smartmandude is the doctor who runs the cursed monkey hospital in Two Point Hospital and throws patients' organs down the road in Surgeon Simulator VR, which pretty explains the horrors we've seen in those videos.

    • @idfk-gb9dj
      @idfk-gb9dj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      K don't want to ruin your theory but isn't the of surgeon sim the back story for meet the medic from tf2?

    • @demonking41-l8j
      @demonking41-l8j 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@idfk-gb9dj No, it isn't. There IS a Meet the Medic DLC for Surgeon Sim 1 tho.

    • @idfk-gb9dj
      @idfk-gb9dj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@demonking41-l8j thx for the clarification

  • @fudgetop7461
    @fudgetop7461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +815

    Can we talk about how even at 105 years old, Dr. Fish was still working as a doctor?

    • @nathaniel817
      @nathaniel817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Reminds me of the onion's worlds oldest neurusurgeon

    • @Emil_Stoltz
      @Emil_Stoltz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nathaniel817 Mmm, oño!

    • @rxguefr
      @rxguefr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Actually way more years

  • @Aloe_Plant12
    @Aloe_Plant12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    The pure sadness in Kevin’s voice when he says “...hey Janice?” breaks my heart
    I’d come to your practice, Dr. Dr Smartmandude

  • @MidnightArcade404
    @MidnightArcade404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    Hearing Kevin slip into Irish when he got excited gave me all the life I needed to get through the day

    • @loonywolf2012
      @loonywolf2012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Pardon me but how do you write the word Kevin said in the video that meant "wait"in Irish?

    • @alioc3298
      @alioc3298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@loonywolf2012 honestly it’s weird because I always thought wait in Irish was Fan? But I’m Cornish so I dunno. Very different languages

    • @meuanglao7
      @meuanglao7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah i'm looking it up trying to find it and all i'm finding is fan and other versions of it? and irish spelling is very not phonetic so i can't even begin to guess how it'd be spelled hhh

    • @ratlesbian5498
      @ratlesbian5498 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@meuanglao7 sorry for replying to an old comment but i'm irish and i have an answer if you're still curious: "whisht" isn't literally a word in irish, but it's a slang term used in ireland. it means either "hold on a second" or "shut up".

    • @Hi.imdory
      @Hi.imdory ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ratlesbian5498nice yt name

  • @channel4ripoffcompany404
    @channel4ripoffcompany404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +700

    it is honestly beautiful that Kevin had everything going for him in this life and squanders it all in the casino.

    • @maryjoygelizon4268
      @maryjoygelizon4268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      At age 95+ he didnt really have a need for that much money even in real life i would think that im close to dying

    • @kirboi363
      @kirboi363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      if the game doesn't screw him over Kevin will screw himself over

    • @Serrifin
      @Serrifin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kirboi363 i mean, the casino is rigged against you so its still the game screwing him over

    • @kirboi363
      @kirboi363 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Serrifin true

    • @jacebagley3025
      @jacebagley3025 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Serrifin it is in real life too

  • @Conceptcreator
    @Conceptcreator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1507

    Wait... i am Jermaine... Why do I need to be calm?

    • @wc_anty1616
      @wc_anty1616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @dudezombie1498
      @dudezombie1498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Jermaincalm

    • @Conceptcreator
      @Conceptcreator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@dudezombie1498 NO!!!! I found out who my Doctor could be! I am not calming down...

    • @lockofthesamurai4317
      @lockofthesamurai4317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Conceptcreator just calm down. Heres some bread.

    • @Conceptcreator
      @Conceptcreator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@lockofthesamurai4317 that helped

  • @germonicx1147
    @germonicx1147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    I once made a character who spent everyday of his 30 years doing every martial art. I then went on a one punch death killing spree

    • @thenotfunny8076
      @thenotfunny8076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I’m sorry? *W H A T?*

    • @rapogirl1391
      @rapogirl1391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      👍

    • @maryjoygelizon4268
      @maryjoygelizon4268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pls tell me the characters name was saitama or one punch man

    • @germonicx1147
      @germonicx1147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@maryjoygelizon4268 unfortunately not lol I didnt go into it expecting to do that

    • @loser8409
      @loser8409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kevin should make a video about that.

  • @chalk3
    @chalk3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    It was so weird hearing Kevin actually say ‘fuck’, it felt like a Christmas miracle

  • @chesmond3737
    @chesmond3737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    Smartmandude was literally the smartest person on the planet and Kevin chose not to get a scholarship

  • @jimpickensisourwayoflife2126
    @jimpickensisourwayoflife2126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +854

    The fact that Kevin actually read 3,000 pages of the Webster makes him a legend

    • @strogonoffcore
      @strogonoffcore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      autoclicker for the win

    • @malicexvii7905
      @malicexvii7905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I did that shit once on mobile and never attempted it again.

    • @acoolgiraffe822
      @acoolgiraffe822 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@malicexvii7905 me too

    • @methmonster
      @methmonster 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@malicexvii7905 How long did it take?

    • @malicexvii7905
      @malicexvii7905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@methmonster idk the exact time but it forever. I was normally patient with it bc I liked having 100 percent smarts for every single year but even 3000 pages was a bit much...

  • @lemonadewithstrawberries
    @lemonadewithstrawberries 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Dr. Smartmandude's dad dies.
    Dr. Smartmandude: 😏
    Dr. Smartmandude's cat dies.
    Dr. Smartmandude: 😖

  • @64bit-boi11
    @64bit-boi11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    It’s weird seeing kevin trying to save lives rather than end them

    • @andimoz
      @andimoz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      to be fair he still ended quite a few by hiring all those hitmen so it balances out

    • @ahopefor
      @ahopefor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's a real uno reverse card moment that's for sure.

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ew Imagine saving lives

    • @Emil_Stoltz
      @Emil_Stoltz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@andimoz You gotta spill some blood to save the rest! Just don't save them by using the blood as they might get a disease...

  • @wrenmacneil7703
    @wrenmacneil7703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    this episode really is the epitome of "you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain"

  • @cargospaceband
    @cargospaceband 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    It always catches me off guard when Kevin doesn't say feck and he just straight says fuck 😂

  • @TilfordM
    @TilfordM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    "Age 118: I've been considering exploring my submission fetish"

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Kevin is that doctor who still uses methods from 1462.

    • @iceicicle3046
      @iceicicle3046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hi TIDIYRD (tails is disappointed in your recent decisions)

    • @rosied456
      @rosied456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kevin’s out here telling me I gotta get rid of my yellow bile which built up due to miasma

    • @waterlemonandfriends
      @waterlemonandfriends 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "You've got ghosts in your blood you should do cocaine about it"

  • @claymoore20
    @claymoore20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Kevin: “how is he amazing without me doing anything”
    I think he is amazing because u didn’t do anything

  • @aravicious
    @aravicious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Kevin always tricks me into thinking bitlife is fun.

    • @olablc531
      @olablc531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I downloaded it because of Kevin and my character was even more boring than I am xD I deleted it when I hit 30yo or so :D

    • @Rowansfears
      @Rowansfears ปีที่แล้ว +31

      My characters are always fun but I don't want to pay for anything so adds had been terrorising me till I couldn't continue

    • @tracyracy
      @tracyracy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is!

    • @DefinitelyNotAFerret
      @DefinitelyNotAFerret 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It's pretty fun if you try to have like 30 children 😆

    • @Torch-l8v
      @Torch-l8v 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I love the game

  • @XX-dm2xs
    @XX-dm2xs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    No one is talking about how Dr. Fish was still treating the 105 year old Kevin, like he must have been 130 at that point

  • @shiny3985
    @shiny3985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Is nobody going to talk about the fact that dr smartmandude's father is almost twice the age of his mother?

    • @rundfunk9055
      @rundfunk9055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Was looking for exactly this comment.

    • @runrunshaw337
      @runrunshaw337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Or that Dr Fish took care of him from childhood through 105 😂

    • @seabb
      @seabb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@runrunshaw337 Dr. Fish must have been a child prodigy or literally ancient to have been treating our guy for a hundred years

    • @Electroid5
      @Electroid5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@runrunshaw337 He saw him come into the world and watched as he was taken out of it.

  • @keiribbit
    @keiribbit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    "I don't understand how he's doing so amazing without me doing anything!"
    Kevin... that's exactly why he's doing well.

  • @N0.__.
    @N0.__. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    "High school begins and I'm depressed and my smarts are low" hm I wonder why that sounds so familiar...?

  • @borklym9243
    @borklym9243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I know this is an older video, but Kevin’s videos have been helping me through a really tough time and I’m unsure how to express my gratitude that he’s been able to cheer me up while bingeing/rewatching videos.
    I know you may not see this, but thank you for all the work you put into your videos, you manage to cheer me up any day.

  • @ahobbit1273
    @ahobbit1273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Kevin exclaiming in Irish when he got excited is so endearing.

  • @raptorjesus2516
    @raptorjesus2516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Kevin actually clicked though all 3 thousand 500 pages?
    What a absolute legend

    • @Lightning_God_kashimo
      @Lightning_God_kashimo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well he showed himself clicking and just sped it up

    • @MinimiMax
      @MinimiMax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I've done that once in this game. Never..... again.....

    • @Scorpion-Gamer82
      @Scorpion-Gamer82 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did it just for the achievement. It took bloody ages.

  • @yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461
    @yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    "Bit life but i become the worse doctor ever"
    I'm sure he'll do fine as a doctor, last time someone came up to him with a cold he said the patient should get their arm amputated, Jim helped

    • @StardustLegend
      @StardustLegend 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      what video was that from lol

  • @bencullen6600
    @bencullen6600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    its funny that kevin posts exactly at 8 pm. its like hes sitting in a quiet dark room and waiting for the second 8 pm hits

    • @jays.444
      @jays.444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr

    • @nightorchid5031
      @nightorchid5031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I'm pretty sure theres something that allows content creators to set a time when the video will be posted.

    • @LynnAgain83
      @LynnAgain83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@nightorchid5031 It's funnier to imagine it the other way especially with Kev

    • @nightorchid5031
      @nightorchid5031 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LynnAgain83 I know

  • @jahzielgonzalez7822
    @jahzielgonzalez7822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Omg, I hope Kevin realizes he was about to break the Bit life Age World Record

    • @CatMuto
      @CatMuto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think I managed to have someone make it to age 109 or 119... I forget.

    • @lady_apocalypse178
      @lady_apocalypse178 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I had a dude hit 120 once

  • @iseewhatyousee1163
    @iseewhatyousee1163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I think this was the most normal and successful life of kevin in bitlife from all aspects🤣

  • @anthognome
    @anthognome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Well, Kevin creates a lot of patients, so he'll never be out of work.

  • @spacequeen02255
    @spacequeen02255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    3:00 “High school begins and I’m depressed and my smarts are very low.” Sounds about right.

  • @nynkekrans2925
    @nynkekrans2925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Love how the lab coat says Surgeon Simulator 2. Will make the patients very comfortable

  • @lemongraabtheforsaken1225
    @lemongraabtheforsaken1225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    8:43 really strikes a cord with me, almost brought me to tears, masterfully done.

  • @joeyxcx
    @joeyxcx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    1:09 idk why but that "okay" made me feel a lot sadder than it should have

  • @biggiecheddar4246
    @biggiecheddar4246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I just realized Kevin is one of the only genuine youtubers that seem like they really enjoy making videos

  • @allisonionsoup
    @allisonionsoup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    dr. smartmandude is like the first successful life that kevin has created, other than jules ofc

    • @andrinakelly8702
      @andrinakelly8702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ah Jules, still lives on in our hearts

  • @pocketbread7535
    @pocketbread7535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Kevin playing a text based game
    Kevin: "Im completly opposed to reading"

  • @callum5733
    @callum5733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I really like the extra amount of effort put into the first minute. It means a lot, I love your content because I can tell you really enjoy making videos and that makes me feel good too. Thank you.

  • @lilbluebox1601
    @lilbluebox1601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I love that Kevin keeps trying to ruin this guy's life but he's somehow immune

  • @duk6897
    @duk6897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    i was waiting for the "im not patient for the patients" joke

  • @davidedwards1705
    @davidedwards1705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    4:07 "The Giving Tree" is the best book to give smarts it tends to fill up the whole bar.

  • @jefferblue
    @jefferblue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:05, oh no no no. Kevin, you're doing SO MUCH. It's just not negative for a change. That's why it's 100% everything. No murders. No hitmen. No gambling or drug/alcohol addiction.
    9:31... I spoke too soon

  • @Fostero7
    @Fostero7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    15:01 Incase you were curious, he chose to train dog not to do that

  • @KiwisCovers2112
    @KiwisCovers2112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    So adorable to see Grandpa Pickens spending time with Kevin's son in the background

  • @KingseekerFrampt
    @KingseekerFrampt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    It’s not the fact that you’re making a fake degree that worries me, it’s the fact it’s in comic sans

    • @crabdabo1825
      @crabdabo1825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Comic sans is the only way

  • @thetgomes6322
    @thetgomes6322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "squirrel monkey, cat" could had been the name of a Nickelodeon series

  • @Dishwasher-qg2do
    @Dishwasher-qg2do 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    16:23 Just amazed on Kevin speaking Irish

  • @moonatic.06
    @moonatic.06 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Kevin: “Dr Fish, what a stupid name!”
    Also Kevin: “Dr. Smartmandude”

  • @JecIsBec
    @JecIsBec 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Kevin: *creates perfect character*
    Also Kevin: now I will commit ✨crime✨

  • @dykishgaming1633
    @dykishgaming1633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    me: *sees Kevin's channel and Bitlife in the same video*
    brain: "you're going to watch this and his other Bitlife videos"
    me: "yes"

  • @1umbreon4life
    @1umbreon4life 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    5:50 top ten plot twists in anime history

  • @snakeyro
    @snakeyro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1:31 he looks like the villain that only pretends to be a villain because he had a rough childhood

  • @Metzli
    @Metzli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    8:14 he's Dr. Dr, double doctor!

  • @ascreamingcat4944
    @ascreamingcat4944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    If I ever get put into a hospital and the first thing I hear is “Hey there friends, my name is Kevin and I’ll be your doctor..”
    I might just jump out of a window

    • @DonaldRump.
      @DonaldRump. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If your reading this
      We're no strangers to love
      You know the rules and so do I
      A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
      You wouldn't get this from any other guy
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching, but
      You're too shy to say it
      Inside, we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      And if you ask me how I'm feeling
      Don't tell me you're too blind to see
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      (Ooh, give you up)
      (Ooh, give you up)
      Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching, but
      You're too shy to say it
      Inside, we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    • @pinktribble
      @pinktribble 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DonaldRump. *You're

    • @ascreamingcat4944
      @ascreamingcat4944 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DonaldRump. I just saw this. Damn you.

  • @SSWhat-no4si
    @SSWhat-no4si 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how dr. Fish was still healing him at 105 years of age xD I don't wanna know hold old that doctor must be

  • @encryptedflame8532
    @encryptedflame8532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    What I learned: Reading the entire dictionary makes you immortal

  • @pointblankstudios9701
    @pointblankstudios9701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    0:58
    Kevin: Let's wait for the patints!
    Also Kevin: Remembers Ireland is in lockdown

    • @zolodash2474
      @zolodash2474 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ah yes patints

  • @Mackarrrena
    @Mackarrrena ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That "what the fuck" at 5:55 was the most genuine thing I've ever heard on youtube lmao Hearing Kevin say that instead of feck threw me off so hard LMAO

  • @TheTWSChannel
    @TheTWSChannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Imagine buying a yacht when you're over a 100 years old & realising that you have no one to show it to

  • @tigerlove525
    @tigerlove525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    It's ironic that you posted this today when I spent my morning trying to find a lawyer to take my medical malpractice case lmao
    Also Dr. Smartmandude and I are birthday twins

    • @cassidyb9786
      @cassidyb9786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh shit what happened? Hope you can get a lawyer x

    • @agnarogthedestroyer2941
      @agnarogthedestroyer2941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm pretty sure Grognak is a attorney at law.

    • @tigerlove525
      @tigerlove525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cassidyb9786 I was supposed to get my wisdom teeth removed but during the surgery the doctor removed one of my second molars instead of my wisdom teeth. Tooth number 31 instead of 32

    • @cassidyb9786
      @cassidyb9786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tigerlove525 omg that is terrible and definitely malpractice jfc

    • @tigerlove525
      @tigerlove525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@cassidyb9786 I know right? But after a bunch of calls to lawyers many of them turned me down cuz they'll only take bigger cases like 3 mistakenly pulled teeth or permanent jaw damage. Like sorry my malpractice wasn't devastating enough but it's still trauma I'll have to live/deal with for the rest of my life

  • @illyakich4011
    @illyakich4011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    6:00 WTF MOMENT

  • @baymoo
    @baymoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just started watching you a few months ago and these bitife videos are so idk how to explain them but i cant stop watching them

  • @DartzinhoV
    @DartzinhoV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I figured out why Dr Smartmandude was so successful: he owned a paddle boat! (17:25)

  • @corkiestcat
    @corkiestcat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    “I wanna be a doctor noooowww”
    me on my 5th year in university

    • @shahdalali7999
      @shahdalali7999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me who just graduated highschool. I got a looonnng road ahead of me 😀

  • @midnight5142
    @midnight5142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I WANNA BE A DOCTOR NOOOOWW". Dude same, I got 4 more years to go though, *crying intensifies*

  • @sunnex474
    @sunnex474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I like how he didn’t even try to get a scholarship

  • @duskwillneverend5881
    @duskwillneverend5881 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I like that, to get a healthcare degree, you actually have to study a doctor in their natural habitat.

  • @chuckn4851
    @chuckn4851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dr Fish having to be like 170 years old and still treating you and you actively ensuring you're the last person alive that you know have me dying

  • @DillonXP
    @DillonXP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Kevin! I can’t believe you didn’t make a joke about not having the patience for waiting for patients at the beginning

  • @camilothehunter755
    @camilothehunter755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I like how when Kevin wrote "how to be a" google instantly said "how to be a better person", i just found it hilarious

  • @qunt2742
    @qunt2742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:28
    "I was stupid enough to think they were perfect"
    Ouchhhh, you wanna talk about that?

  • @j0s4u82
    @j0s4u82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:29 made me cry because the voice actor for peppy hare and soldier tf2 voiced that

  • @kyhunter2357
    @kyhunter2357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Kevin is that doctor that just so happens to "accidentally" make you wake up during surgery.

  • @myth5430
    @myth5430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:50 I was booked in but the door
    Was locked 😂🤣

  • @talcatt
    @talcatt ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:44
    "Oh no my professor is flirting with meeeeeeeee... ohh, what do i do?? flirt back?? do i get a good grade??? you're seducing me now!! oh noo..." *Samantha Dangle: Married to CallMe Kevin* "wait hold on WHAT THE FUCK??"

  • @kizzylumley-edwards9849
    @kizzylumley-edwards9849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Kevin is the type of doctor who gives someone with alcohol poisoning alcohol to “soothe their nerves”

  • @kgosintsowe7358
    @kgosintsowe7358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Kinda didn't wanna finish the vid , stopped at 8:47 cos it was so perfect knew somehow Smartmandudes life was gonna be ruined

  • @chrishill601
    @chrishill601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Kevin: Uses stethoscope on head; doesn't hear anything.
    Stethoscope: Isn't in Kevin's ears.
    Yeah, that sounds about right.

  • @callmemox5941
    @callmemox5941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    kevin’s entire career can be summed up by “the context doesn’t make it any better but-“