The Starbucks Abductor

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  • @voidmayonnaise
    @voidmayonnaise ปีที่แล้ว +3979

    How does he have TP stuck to his shoe *before* going to the bathroom? Truly a time traveler.

    • @sideshow8o872
      @sideshow8o872 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      I was wondering how GSE didnt pick up on that

    • @derekandjo75
      @derekandjo75 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      LOL

    • @Rich-Gordon
      @Rich-Gordon ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lmao hell yeah!!!

    • @Tom-ok2rh
      @Tom-ok2rh ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Looks like a napkin to me🤔

    • @killerr721
      @killerr721 ปีที่แล้ว

      Even the universe knew he was a piece of shit

  • @justinmcconnell7886
    @justinmcconnell7886 ปีที่แล้ว +1947

    I like the casual “what up Greg” while busting this guy out. 😂

    • @AnyColorYouLikeBro
      @AnyColorYouLikeBro ปีที่แล้ว +121

      That was to let the dude know he had backup. Might not have even been Greg

    • @gabrielleelliott500
      @gabrielleelliott500 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂

    • @princequestly2218
      @princequestly2218 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@AnyColorYouLikeBro that’s exactly what he did. Greg actually looked at him confused. I wonder if he even knew him. 😂😂😂

    • @eggjones6039
      @eggjones6039 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Lmao I was walking in an it was late i had no clue what is going on 😂

    • @adirall
      @adirall ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@eggjones6039lol!

  • @rocknjock872
    @rocknjock872 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    It is so cool you guys can stop individual gas pumps like that. Such a great tool when someone steals.

  • @supercoolpartydude3575
    @supercoolpartydude3575 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    Perfect example of a compulsive theft. Dude could afford all of that but just had to need the thrill of stealing.

    • @timmiller1
      @timmiller1 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      I think the calculator scene showed he couldn’t afford the final drink and also that quantity of gas.

    • @OfficialDiffy
      @OfficialDiffy ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I doubt he could've afforded that.

    • @daniellee1722
      @daniellee1722 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Stealing a starbucks he's ready for the x games!

    • @Airon0727
      @Airon0727 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@daniellee1722 i dont get it lol

    • @HaHaVolva1599
      @HaHaVolva1599 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@pkd.81 A Good trait at that cause he even left without his gas he payed for so he & the store is even now

  • @MrWaifuTaker
    @MrWaifuTaker ปีที่แล้ว +578

    I love the deer-in-headlights stare they always give when confronted.

    • @k.s.3653
      @k.s.3653 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I dont think thats the look of someone who just got caught, its just looks like nothing is going on in his brain behind those eyes

    • @NowhereMan7
      @NowhereMan7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Noone will ever beat that one lady outside her car. I dont know how to reference it but if you know, you know. I think she had a partner with her. She was SUPER stuck in head lights, her mind just scrambling, it was so entertaining seeing which facial expression she was going for but she could settle on one.

    • @Naltddesha
      @Naltddesha ปีที่แล้ว

      @@k.s.3653 that nigga was just stoned

    • @thelunchlady8276
      @thelunchlady8276 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@NowhereMan7 Who is Noone and why are they beating up ladies outside their cars?

    • @carolesmith4864
      @carolesmith4864 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That look is the only look he has. Like dead eyes.

  • @TheBuri00
    @TheBuri00 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The math session graphics and music at 1:45 😂

    • @Beatslager
      @Beatslager 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

  • @gd1669
    @gd1669 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    That dude definitely has a warrant the way he left 😆

    • @posheditor
      @posheditor ปีที่แล้ว +12

      😂

    • @johne1986
      @johne1986 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      lol thought the same exact thing

    • @gabrielleelliott500
      @gabrielleelliott500 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😂

    • @bubba99009
      @bubba99009 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He also probably has a couple rocks left in his pocket from what he already smoked up earlier.

    • @sweptapostle2473
      @sweptapostle2473 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He looks like that psycho that ran into those people on Christmas eve

  • @Ginnetix
    @Ginnetix ปีที่แล้ว +622

    I thought you were gonna deduct the cost of the coffee from his gas. lol. That would've been hilarious.

    • @lovettewilliams4114
      @lovettewilliams4114 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Me too 😅

    • @CastorTroyMC
      @CastorTroyMC ปีที่แล้ว +49

      He shoulda done that

    • @Jimmy-yh1qq
      @Jimmy-yh1qq ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Theif: yOu gOt mE FuCkEd uP

    • @toolondaboards
      @toolondaboards ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I had the same thought! LMAO.

    • @Borderlinevampire
      @Borderlinevampire ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I wish you could but you can't. I work at a gas station and in order to prevent theft whenever a customer uses a credit/debit card to prepay for gas anything that isn't pumped gets automatically refunded onto their card.

  • @djtaitai
    @djtaitai ปีที่แล้ว +387

    Thank goodness Greg popped in just in time for potential backup

    • @the_white_al_borland
      @the_white_al_borland ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nah my dawg woulda handled that lil dude no problamo

  • @N8tiveBaller22
    @N8tiveBaller22 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    When he heard “police” he was ready to run 😂. You know he had warrants.

  • @robertsides3626
    @robertsides3626 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I am growing increasingly concerned that 90% of the things you purchase from a gas station has been at one point in some strangers pants.

  • @Tristanl1980
    @Tristanl1980 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    Always amazes me the amount of situational awareness you have with those cameras.

    • @blahblah7299
      @blahblah7299 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It’s kinda creepy …for the gas station it’s not as bad but imagine this guy working a residential building which is way more boring …

    • @tamaramadison7563
      @tamaramadison7563 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why are stealing a Frappichio ?????

    • @damien1781
      @damien1781 ปีที่แล้ว

      You don’t have eyes I assume

  • @floridian_reptilian
    @floridian_reptilian ปีที่แล้ว +218

    greg walks in like its a sitcom

    • @sav-
      @sav- ปีที่แล้ว +8

      HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @jeffmcc93
      @jeffmcc93 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Just needs an applause track.

    • @VeeOasis
      @VeeOasis ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@jeffmcc93like its a guest appearance, "WOOOOOOO!!! *fast clapping that goes on for way too long*"

    • @j.spaceman6669
      @j.spaceman6669 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Old Greg.

  • @tr984
    @tr984 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    He looked so scared like he was bout to cry when he came back in the store 😂

  • @MrJals11
    @MrJals11 ปีที่แล้ว +2564

    I'll never understand people having 200$ shoes on but end up stealing a 5$ drink lmao

    • @bizcochodulce
      @bizcochodulce ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Woow! Biden is doing a great job. The last time i visited USA, 80 USD for a pair of shoes was really too much.

    • @vantheanimeman1855
      @vantheanimeman1855 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Right 😂 he must’ve thought, buy 3 drinks get one free

    • @gitboy314
      @gitboy314 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      They will steal what they can.

    • @latinaparfait
      @latinaparfait ปีที่แล้ว +187

      Because shoes are considered drip to the brothas of a culah, if you ain't got that drip you a brokie.

    • @JiffGaming
      @JiffGaming ปีที่แล้ว +168

      @@latinaparfait Drip, bitches, and bread is the most important thing to a basketball American.

  • @DecayLegacy
    @DecayLegacy ปีที่แล้ว +567

    Dudes love looking like they're rich, wearing expensive shoes and shit, but then they're stealing a $3 drink lmao

  • @kicksex
    @kicksex ปีที่แล้ว +246

    Lmao the moment with the equations coming at the screen might be one of the funniest moments in gas station encounters history 😂

    • @sageywavey
      @sageywavey ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Definitely made me lol

    • @xMrsGontierx
      @xMrsGontierx ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dude it made me CRAAAACK up xD

    • @quentinkaasa47
      @quentinkaasa47 ปีที่แล้ว

      Beetle juice, spell RED.

  • @joefair9672
    @joefair9672 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Winner of the 2023 Never had a job ever, silly clown hair contest !!! 10/10 !!!

  • @Chris-q3t9x
    @Chris-q3t9x ปีที่แล้ว +224

    Hold up 2 Gatorades and a Body Armor for $5.86? That's a bargin and better price than here in Texas. Would at least be $7-8

    • @NextLevelAutoDetail
      @NextLevelAutoDetail ปีที่แล้ว +32

      My thoughts exactly. 3 drinks for $5 is insane lol

    • @ordinarypete
      @ordinarypete ปีที่แล้ว +44

      here in Commifornia that woulda been $10.33

    • @HeroOTime
      @HeroOTime ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yep. San Diego here, I got 2 body armors and a 1L of water for $11.00

    • @TheCosta5000
      @TheCosta5000 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And he's stealing lol

    • @HBEHIMSELF
      @HBEHIMSELF ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sheesh 10$ for 3 drinks ?? Here in Georgia thats like 4.20

  • @nickb2912
    @nickb2912 ปีที่แล้ว +1623

    I'd love to see a video where the police shows up and justice is served

    • @firstlast8258
      @firstlast8258 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Just us

    • @staceygram5555
      @staceygram5555 ปีที่แล้ว +473

      In this day and age, they'd probably show up, arrest the clerk, and apologize to the young gentleman for being "oppressive racists".

    • @coldarcticoasis
      @coldarcticoasis ปีที่แล้ว +35

      You have to look for them but a couple of times the cops showed up in some videos

    • @Metalborn710
      @Metalborn710 ปีที่แล้ว

      Police are less than useless.

    • @NicMediaDesign
      @NicMediaDesign ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@coldarcticoasis Got any title?

  • @davonna5992
    @davonna5992 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    I could not handle the anxiety I would get if I had this responsibility! Good on ya!

    • @JulianJohnston919
      @JulianJohnston919 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Being a cashier?

    • @wastedtalent666
      @wastedtalent666 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ​@@JulianJohnston919 No busting people

    • @coreystenson2010
      @coreystenson2010 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I used to do overnight security in popular area. Homeless people all the time. Had to confront them. Some were cool but some could be unpredictable. Extremely unfulfilling and demoralizing experience.

    • @filmsta5sixtoosie
      @filmsta5sixtoosie ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Defiantely not worth the pay

    • @Brîndușa_D
      @Brîndușa_D ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @filmsta Definitely.

  • @lunckytunk
    @lunckytunk ปีที่แล้ว +138

    He must’ve got confused by that “Grab-N-Go” sign by the delicious 1/4 meat with 3 slices of cheese sandwiches, made fresh daily!

    • @dystopian..
      @dystopian.. ปีที่แล้ว +7

      * made fresh daily

    • @TdwtSierraFan123
      @TdwtSierraFan123 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's so dumb he probably thought it meant he could grab any item in the store and go without paying😂😂

    • @lunckytunk
      @lunckytunk ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dystopian.. LOL I forgot the whole line🤣

    • @harrison777ify2
      @harrison777ify2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Still can’t believe that video exists lmao

    • @winendesertrose
      @winendesertrose ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I only wish there were a Marathon gas station near us. The sandwiches at most gas stations and even the local Walgreens are pretty sad

  • @bobbouchee1452
    @bobbouchee1452 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Could only imagine stealing then having to go confront the clerk about gas LOL

    • @Thatdudewiththedogs
      @Thatdudewiththedogs ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You know the SECOND it stopped working, his heart sank like, “fuuuuuck, did he catch me? He totally caught me…. Fuuuuuckk..” lol

  • @Hollywood42081
    @Hollywood42081 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    This might be the best channel I think I've ever come across. This guy is a genius

  • @TheBinaryRecoil
    @TheBinaryRecoil ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Chirped his tires slamming the accellerator down, trying to outrun the internet. 😂

    • @bluebree
      @bluebree ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's probably on parole 😂

  • @hamentaschen
    @hamentaschen ปีที่แล้ว +619

    Much peace and love to you man! Thanks for all the entertainment you provide. I must say, I am always scared when you confront these idiots. Just... please be careful.

    • @Robnord1
      @Robnord1 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      True. Too many whackos these days. I'd recommend light body armor good enough for pistol rounds or a blade, plus I'd be packing a handgun.
      I'd hate to see us lose our talented host to an icepick through the heart or a 9 mm from a stolen handgun.

    • @bmxhawaii
      @bmxhawaii ปีที่แล้ว +26

      This is the most underrated comment of the entire franchise.

    • @Styphoryte
      @Styphoryte ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Robnord1 Yes! Someone needs to start a GoFundMe for some kevlar and handguns for all employees of gas station encounters. Lmao.

    • @bosnbruce5837
      @bosnbruce5837 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Robnord1 Confronting idiots while packing - anyone can do that. He's packing years of experience of dealing with ppl. Bottom line, its his decision.

    • @bevodee2078
      @bevodee2078 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Would be cooler if he wore chain mail and steel armour ye olde style

  • @qyouwilber5734
    @qyouwilber5734 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I loved the floating equations. Still laughing. Equation montage.

  • @KingSilverTheNightWolf23
    @KingSilverTheNightWolf23 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    There's nothing better than a fresh friendly baked Gas Station videos and he always makes our day or night even better keep it up

    • @loe1234567890
      @loe1234567890 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's better when there's 1/4lb of meat

    • @stan-oj7rz
      @stan-oj7rz ปีที่แล้ว

      😋 1/4 lb of meat with starsbuck sounds really nice 😊 lol!!!

  • @northernaura
    @northernaura ปีที่แล้ว +73

    That few secs of silence and stare before you exposed him got me laughing so hard 😩

  • @BobBob-i1s
    @BobBob-i1s 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The absolute best 7 min video about someone lifting a Starbucks Frappuccino

  • @jackblast5809
    @jackblast5809 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Clerk: “ why are you playing dumb?”
    Thief: “what is you talking about?”
    He’s not playing.

  • @Just_Smile-n2w
    @Just_Smile-n2w ปีที่แล้ว +275

    I absolutely LOVED this one!! Not only did you bust him, but he left $39.55 behind…all for a $3 Starbucks drink 😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Well done, sir! AND, you cleaned up his litter on the way out to bust him.

    • @RobertoTheGreat
      @RobertoTheGreat ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Think it got refunded to his card since he didn't pump

    • @Just_Smile-n2w
      @Just_Smile-n2w ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@RobertoTheGreat Too bad

    • @johnkerber9578
      @johnkerber9578 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Coffee drinks keep getting more and more expensive.

    • @moog38yearsagoupdated1mont9
      @moog38yearsagoupdated1mont9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@RobertoTheGreat it's prepaid already. It's not an authorisation at the pump. So no, it didn't refunded him.

    • @beieber4life
      @beieber4life ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@moog38yearsagoupdated1mont9he says in the video that he’s going to refund him

  • @oopscapslock3532
    @oopscapslock3532 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    guys got balls for confronting people all the time like this lol gotta respect it

    • @jackskudlarek3138
      @jackskudlarek3138 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@EyeXombiereminds me of cart narcs. Guy sounds like a muppet but looks like a bouncer. Never judge the voice behind a camera.

  • @AnnihilatingKaos2012
    @AnnihilatingKaos2012 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Why is it almost every time these lowlifes get caught, that’s when they offer to pay for it as if everything is just peachy now?

  • @Danny___Riot
    @Danny___Riot ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I can’t stop looking at the toilet paper stuck to his show 🤣

    • @Ak47777-l
      @Ak47777-l ปีที่แล้ว

      Show deez nuts 😂

  • @boosterboo_gaming8596
    @boosterboo_gaming8596 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Imagine going to prison and someone asks why ur in and u say cos I stole a vanilla ice Starbucks latte

  • @thisburns
    @thisburns ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love how sarcastically serious his voice gets at the end of these videos 😂❤

  • @rowdyryano
    @rowdyryano ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The ending announcement is so funny with the still shot photo of the perpetrator. Not knowing a homie of their’s watchs fav gas station 😂

  • @kenny.2021
    @kenny.2021 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:53 I love the transition from the security camera to a phone camera

  • @landingtrouties
    @landingtrouties ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The stranger things music while mathing was absolute gold.

  • @skipmars7979
    @skipmars7979 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    His hoodie says it all. He's coming in to "BARROW".

  • @tylerphilbrook2917
    @tylerphilbrook2917 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I feel like a thief for being able to watch such great content for free

  • @MikeTyson_II
    @MikeTyson_II ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He was obviously not "playin' dumb". 😂🤣

  • @rawwwrrr4024
    @rawwwrrr4024 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    I hated to see her leave, but I loved watching her walk away.

    • @gingercat7925
      @gingercat7925 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well said

    • @snapmalloy5556
      @snapmalloy5556 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      No kidding...I kinda lost track after that

    • @CALL0US.
      @CALL0US. ปีที่แล้ว +10

      DEADASS 🍑👀

    • @Swampyankeehomestead
      @Swampyankeehomestead ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Thought I was the only pervert. Guess not!

    • @nvi9904
      @nvi9904 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bro she aint even all that you really gotta go talk to a real woman

  • @katiesweet9437
    @katiesweet9437 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Took him long enough to discover the TP stuck to his shoe, AFTER he's walked around TWICE 😂

  • @pettywaap6565
    @pettywaap6565 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The toilet paper he dragging around on his shoe….😂😂

  • @Sl33PY3Y3Z97
    @Sl33PY3Y3Z97 ปีที่แล้ว

    I lost it when you said 5.86 and the equations started filling the screen lol

  • @frozenhouse5362
    @frozenhouse5362 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This is why I'll never let someone borrow my car again. My ex let her brother drive my car and he ended up running from the police and tore my shit up. I was pissed asf, especially when I found out he tried hiding my car at a car wash

  • @atranfanatic
    @atranfanatic ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Props for having Chief Wahoo hanging on the wall! Never forget!

  • @jenniferglinski4675
    @jenniferglinski4675 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    So glad I found this page. I needed a good laugh. Thank you

  • @prett.foreignxx3709
    @prett.foreignxx3709 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I think this is the funniest one yet😭😭.. he was calm asl😂😂😂

  • @yingle6027
    @yingle6027 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    As Gandalf once said - "When T.P. stuck to the shoe, low be the I.Q."
    True story

  • @Kris81999
    @Kris81999 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    So much awkward silence with this one 😭🤣

  • @zachgalante3577
    @zachgalante3577 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Love when Gregg rolls through

  • @mav5718
    @mav5718 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The toilet paper on his shoe tho 😂

  • @Handy2Handgun
    @Handy2Handgun ปีที่แล้ว

    When I walk into a gas station I now hear you in my head as I look around stoned af

  • @casham6239
    @casham6239 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I loved that look in his eye. "Damnnnnnnnnnnn, I'm buuuuusted, but I gotta play it cool." Lmao!!!!

  • @phineasthegreat2402
    @phineasthegreat2402 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I swear this is one of the best channels on TH-cam. I heard about y’all like 2 years ago. Never a disappointment. Love your content, incredibly hilarious commentary and funny noises. ❤

  • @mattsspelman1457
    @mattsspelman1457 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The edit of him doing that maths was hilarious 😂

  • @chrissarvello6852
    @chrissarvello6852 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    A Kill Tony and Dave Portnoy plug in one video. This man knows how to show love. Love some funny af Kill Tony.

    • @nickm4974
      @nickm4974 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joe and Tony need to react to GSE! Jamie pull that up

  • @StrawHatGuy_
    @StrawHatGuy_ ปีที่แล้ว +100

    I would have just deducted double the cost of the Starbucks drink from the money he put towards the gas lol

    • @Dr.Acula76
      @Dr.Acula76 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Exactly what I thought

    • @drewr9580
      @drewr9580 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That’s what we normally do lol

    • @michaelc3977
      @michaelc3977 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And that would be stealing.

    • @marcuscreed3903
      @marcuscreed3903 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@michaelc3977 I mean not really. He just paid for the drink then.

    • @marcuscreed3903
      @marcuscreed3903 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@michaelc3977 oh right. The "double" part.

  • @Adamlow06
    @Adamlow06 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro I love the fact that he’s in the middle of the confrontation and he just says “sup Greg” the continuing

  • @mercwear
    @mercwear ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Always great to see a gse video! Hope your brother is doing well!

  • @alpe6228
    @alpe6228 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This guy multitask skills are something,he literally has eyes everywhere lol.

  • @josephjohnson1057
    @josephjohnson1057 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “A delicious Starbucks Vanilla Frappuccino”
    love the subtle plugs!!

  • @MrVande2
    @MrVande2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I hope you carry. Confronting people you never know what might happen, especially at night.

    • @Addeatt
      @Addeatt ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah foreal. There will eventually be the 1 guy who truly doesn't give 2 f's

    • @shawnpahl
      @shawnpahl ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Seriously… Is a Starbucks worth dying over?

    • @razorman65
      @razorman65 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shawnpahl the thief ? ah yeah , why not foo ?

    • @Nicky-hr1qz
      @Nicky-hr1qz ปีที่แล้ว

      Especially negroes

    • @MiamiCyclone
      @MiamiCyclone ปีที่แล้ว

      Aint gotta carry when Greg always on time 😂

  • @x619xDAYGOx1904
    @x619xDAYGOx1904 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    you had me 🤣😭 with that stupid face expression as he looked into the phones camera @5:55 looked like he got some 💩on the back of his svu too 😆

  • @gauge6513
    @gauge6513 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This narrator knows every square inch of the products and there placement. He's obviously been stocking that store for years. Gotta respect that.

  • @ForsakenGaming666
    @ForsakenGaming666 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I can tell you LOVE your job! So many awesome videos.

  • @Mr._Infamous
    @Mr._Infamous ปีที่แล้ว +14

    That Frappuccino just cost him $39.55 and he left with no gasoline😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jimh.412
      @jimh.412 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@armchairgeneralissimoHow do they know the gas wasn't pumped since he prepaid for it inside so that's all the credit card should know. 🤔

    • @Fischjesicht
      @Fischjesicht ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The clerc said he gets refunded. So not really.

  • @seinfan9
    @seinfan9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The cops won't give two shits about petty theft. Guessing that was just to scare him off?

  • @GameMasterpg
    @GameMasterpg ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's a good thing the Second person in the store alone never steals while he's dealing with the first thief.

  • @outlander2878
    @outlander2878 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Imagine never knowing what it means to be employed and put it in an honest day's work...

    • @JohnDoe-ld8nr
      @JohnDoe-ld8nr ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I heard the new Superman's kryptonite is an honest day's work.

    • @Podus81
      @Podus81 ปีที่แล้ว

      He probably has a job and still steals shit

    • @Bdai999
      @Bdai999 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea that cashier needs to get a real job

    • @robertcampbellii9787
      @robertcampbellii9787 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not talking about the guy who stole, but you do realize that there are actual people who are unable to work, right? Stop being ignorant

  • @squeakysneakers6685
    @squeakysneakers6685 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    People are taking that "Grab n Go" sign too literally. 🐭

  • @toweringbub7660
    @toweringbub7660 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    He looks so guilty it's hilarious

    • @Training_Wheels
      @Training_Wheels ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I lay in a tub with my coffee and piss every 5 minutes 🛀

    • @HaHaVolva1599
      @HaHaVolva1599 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's innocent

  • @CodeRedDamax
    @CodeRedDamax ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My favorite is when customers try to steal from my store and pay for gas in cash, so I just deduct the total of what they stole from their gas prepay, and they come in all confused 😂😂😂

  • @fcukugimmeausername
    @fcukugimmeausername ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:07 Meanwhile 'Greg' walks in with four stolen Red Bulls under his hat. 🤣

  • @wolfpack9958
    @wolfpack9958 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The Starbucks reparation rewards.

    • @firstlast8258
      @firstlast8258 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Go woke go broke

    • @Ryan-ds2wx
      @Ryan-ds2wx ปีที่แล้ว

      @@firstlast8258 The phrase is "Get Woke, Go Broke". I wish people would start using it correctly.

    • @firstlast8258
      @firstlast8258 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Ryan-ds2wx 🤓

    • @dougfoster445
      @dougfoster445 ปีที่แล้ว

      😝 😊

    • @subzeromjc
      @subzeromjc ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ryan-ds2wx really?

  • @shemeikap
    @shemeikap ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thx for all the entertaining vids Brandon. Keep up the great work 😊

  • @pinebarrenpatriot8289
    @pinebarrenpatriot8289 ปีที่แล้ว

    The music and math equations that popped up when the shoplifter was paying that huge $5 dollar tab 🤣👍

  • @axelfoley20
    @axelfoley20 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I know Starbucks is expensive but damn. That was probably the most expensive Frappuccino of all time.

    • @bluebree
      @bluebree ปีที่แล้ว

      Come to Australia and you'll see real expensive 😂

    • @marikahopgood8862
      @marikahopgood8862 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s like 4 dollars

  • @justxoshaneyyyy
    @justxoshaneyyyy ปีที่แล้ว

    stopping the pump is a huge flex ✨

  • @Mambabwoy248
    @Mambabwoy248 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I wanna go just to smile and let him no this content is PURE GOLD!! Show like this could’ve been on spike tv back in my day 😂 I’m 30 getting old

  • @paulhb
    @paulhb 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    1. Equations were hilarious
    2. I was hoping you would have said “Sup, Greg?” again when he popped up in the replay at the end.
    Masterful. One of the best ones yet.

  • @Rara-pr9wg
    @Rara-pr9wg ปีที่แล้ว

    His awareness is amazing

  • @samirahthegoddess7319
    @samirahthegoddess7319 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I hate that they steal but I LOVE it when they get caught😊

    • @samjimenez
      @samjimenez ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's in their DNA! 🤔

  • @latinaparfait
    @latinaparfait ปีที่แล้ว +33

    He looks like he contributes a lot to society.

    • @chuckh4077
      @chuckh4077 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes. To the local salons. That hair needs to be maintained 😂

    • @takerisk666
      @takerisk666 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chuckh4077 nothing wrong with his hair bro don’t be weird

    • @latinaparfait
      @latinaparfait ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@chuckh4077 bruh maintained? in order to get dreads you literally need to not wash your hair. dreads is the definition of not maintaining your hair.

  • @nickbloom6861
    @nickbloom6861 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I hate to tell you this but this guy isn't playing dumb... He just... Is...

  • @DarryllShake-pu7fm
    @DarryllShake-pu7fm 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    that music when dude started calculating on the phone 😂😂😂 was HARD😂😂😂

  • @paulwilliams5013
    @paulwilliams5013 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love the mathematics graphics....very funny! Fantastic stuff!

    • @Spurdospaerde692
      @Spurdospaerde692 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't get it, what did trigonometric functions have to do with a shoplifting groid?

  • @pyrotron5953
    @pyrotron5953 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Does your adrenaline ever start rushing during these encounters? It always does for me and makes my voice crack to the point where I can't even talk

    • @leelsb46
      @leelsb46 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Dude yes! I work at a liquor store and when I have to confront thieves my heart starts RACING and I trip over my words along with the shaky voice 😂

    • @pyrotron5953
      @pyrotron5953 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@leelsb46 Have you found any way to control it!? I can't stand it because my hearts pounding so hard I can hardly breathe, I need to learn to change that, lol

    • @tracfoneuber
      @tracfoneuber ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pyrotron5953 Need to work on your Clint Eastwood.

    • @firstLast-jw7bm
      @firstLast-jw7bm ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pyrotron5953 it's good that you get that feeling, because honestly this should not be done lightly
      you may lose your life trying to stop someone from stealing a $5 drink, so you should have that adrenaline to be prepared

  • @zureai
    @zureai ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So this guy has a valentino belt and probably paid resale for the dunks but still steals the drink. bruh.

  • @gman87x48
    @gman87x48 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Craig came into that gas station looking like a BOSS! 😂

  • @bskee001
    @bskee001 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I LOVE this channel so damn much and I wish I had the confidence this cashier has!

  • @gst_pierre1773
    @gst_pierre1773 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Like a moth to a flame

  • @keralajoe
    @keralajoe ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Stereotype confirmed.

  • @gregnicholas26
    @gregnicholas26 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    For your sharp observations, fast acting, and dedication, I hope you own a chain of your own gas stations one day!

  • @non-yesman7995
    @non-yesman7995 ปีที่แล้ว

    That dude who walked in towards the end! What in the absolute heck did I witness?! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lmao4227
    @lmao4227 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I could sense your hesitation in this one. You were a little scared lmao but it's ok 😅😂

    • @WorkingOnRocks
      @WorkingOnRocks ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You dont know this content creator.. dude was NOT hesitating. He was waiting for the deadbeat to be honest.. but people are scum now a days :/

  • @nicoelgreeko
    @nicoelgreeko ปีที่แล้ว +4

    A $5 Frappuccino ended up costing him $32!

    • @sammax4245
      @sammax4245 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No,The money will go back to his credit card unless the cashier pumped the gas to his car

    • @staceygram5555
      @staceygram5555 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No, the $5 dollar Frappucino ended up being free.