Yakuza 0 - Substories: How To Train Your Dominatrix
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ม.ค. 2017
- Kiryu passes by a S&M club when he sees a dominatrix troubled with her client. She is too kind and gentle to be a dominatrix, which leads her to ask Kiryu to train her how to berate others!
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(What am I doing with my life?)
_Proceeds to stare wistfully into the sky._
God I love Kiryu.
That was my favorite part! 😂
relatable
機長 when you realize weebs would think your a little girl
@@itzofcdaniel ?
how to make that into a gif pls
I always love how Kiryu's "Nani"s sound more like a statement rather than a question.
mood
9:38 time stamp for who’s interested
The awkward moment when you know exactly what choices to pick in this quest while in every other quest, you get at least one wrong
I got one wrong.
This quest confirmed my inner freak
But at least you nailed the substorie, i picked wrong twice in here
I somehow managed to answer correct in that director substory.
I have no idea how I decoded that weird af language.
@@Adeyum64 well its not that hard
You've heard "How to train your Dragon"
But now the Dragon himself is the main character in "How to train your Dominatrix"
Somehow, out of context, this would sound even worse.
Seriously it sounds like a title for some sort of porn parody of a DreamWorks movie.
@@ArcadeFanatic99 rule34
They deadass had an S&M session in front of kids bruh
Out of all the places they could've done this, they chose a playground full of children
@@MrTheil thank God Twitter never made a big deal out of this (I'm assuming)
If it works, it works.
Dame na ne
Dame yo dame no noyo
im glad they didnt "haruka in yakuza 4 and 5" it
One of the hilarious Kiryu substory. I just like how Kiryu slightly regrets on whats he doing but continue on anyway lol.
Lucas Wibisono, I want to know why he goes back with old or ugly women he meets at the phone club. Can't Kiryu ever say no? lol
What am I doing with my life! LMAO!
@@shinobigenji441 I don't think Kiryu is allowed to say no in side quests.
@@shinobigenji441
Yeah he can, if you choose "no" or "refuse quest" in the menu.
as long as he gets paid he can't refuse
9:25 THERE ARE KIDS THERE.
I was screaming. 😂😂😂
@@minnasouen7460 Me: KIRYU WHAT’RE YOU DOING MAN.
I just got finished with the mission where Kiryu buys an adult magazine. I’m done lmao.
Its the sophisticated lad with shrink wrapped magazine
Fuck, them kids
Pure-hearted girl: Wow miss! your clothes are so pretty!
Kiryu: FBI should be here any minute now..
@@iamsinistar8971 lol
I almost stumbled out of my chair when the kids appeared in the park XD
Y’all came for 11:13
i like how Kiryu points at her, like he fully extends his arm and it looks he's trying to boop her nose
Practice role play in the garden in front of children...
Seem legit...
I love how Ayu is portrayed as awkward and shy but says some incredibly thick-skinned things
Absolute comedy gold 11/10
her face when she starts talking dirty gets me every time she looks so evil but innocent at the same time 😂
Seems like Kiryu knows perfectly well how a masochist thinks.
Suspicious
Long ago, i was watching my older brother play this particular substory when he started Y0
Had to give him advice about what choices he should make
Then he proceeded to stare at me, scared.
To be honest, I would've been scared as well
that looks of horror must've said "wh-why do you know this? Why are we doing this mission?"
I kinda want to know more about this story
My brother also played a game where a person was spanked/humiliated in public. A normal person would think that it's bullying. I voiced out that maybe they like it and my bro stared at me weirdly
@@harukamitsue5314 What this the same game?
*Has to train a dominatrix*
Kiryu: How can this day get any worse?
*Kids show up and watch*
Kiryu: *D A M E N A N E*
i haven't even watched the whole video and i got hit by lightning
Baka Mitai moment
11:12
Oh trust me Kiryu. You’re gonna be asking yourself again for over 30 years.
this is the most memorable side mission I've played in any game in so long lol
5:40 - It's funny that Kiryu mentions safewords here: If I remember correctly, they usually aren't used in the Japanese BDSM scene.
On another note, I officially consider this to be one of my top favorite substories of the entire series. I bet Majima would frequent that club, lol.
How do you know about that, chief?
*hol up*
@Omer Ahmed To dominate them of course
that.... sounds extremely unhealthy tbh
“If I remember correctly,” tf you remembering 😂😂😂
I laughed so hard on this side mission
My favourite is the Steven Spielberg and Michael Jackson substory (sorry Steven Spinning and Miracle Johnson my mistake).
Which one was the Steven Spielberg one? And from which game?
It's Yakuza 0 and substory no.12 ( i think you have to do no.9 before it appears). You meet Michael again later but i'm not spoiling anymore.
Miracle Johnson
What am I doing with my life is becoming my life's line
11:12 me IRL
I was surprised how much I knew about this dominatrix stuff
Nishki: "I can't tell if you're a masochist or a charity worker"
Oh mu god I remember that
I think in the beginning, Ayu was inexperienced and the masochist guy was really her boss. But when Kiryu tried to train her in a park, he felt embarrased because there were kids around.
this is my favorite Kiryu substory
this game has similiar humor to Gintama xD
omg yess
Finally, a TRUE *sub*-story...
Kiryu being supportive yet knows how messed up this is, is truly peak Yakuza.
I just started playing yakuza 0 and I was really disapointed when the reward wasnt a wip.
So do i, i want Indiana Kiryu.
Yeah me to..
I want Kiryu belmont
I nailed about every choice i made in this sub-quest and frankly i don't know what that says about me...
It says you're a man of eccentric taste, and its okay.
Honestly, when I played it, it seemed too obvious what to pick because the other options... really don't make a lot of sense in context.
Just finished this mission earlier today. This and the one where you have to buy the kid that magazine have got to be some of the best side missions in the series.
I hate how u can’t find her after this sub story
Playing this now. I was like oh damn making the kids watch.
"Nani?" und "iie!" are my favourite quotes from Kiryu
I must console her...
OI!
I mean kiryu punished people but not this way, instead he punished them by breaking their skulls with a 100Ton motorcycle
That’s different because Kiryu is show the dragon dom
Potential spoilers
Do you think that maybe Ayu is that dominatrix you can befriend in Kiwami 2? Or maybe they pulled a Yuki and Koyuki thing with her. Either way, this is hilarious.
It's definitely not her from the looks of it. Could be the 'Koyuki' scenario but not too likely since K2 substory took place in Sotenbori.
11:16 me everyday
I couldn't stop smiling during this mission
Teaching a dominatrix to dominate
Me: teaching a dominatrix to be a tsundere
8:58
HE MADE HER CRY i’ll fight that man myself
I bet he will like that
My favorite mission in the whole game
Does the Fur Belly Warmer do anything special or is it just normal gear?
I think it slowly regenerates your HP if you're standing still, but I could be wrong, need to check it.
...Why are they doing this in the middle of a child’s playground?
I deadass had to look around and make sure no one was in my room.
Nah, I brought up that mf's parents. XD
That shit was way too funny. LMAO!
this is fancy
What is the music at the end of this substory called? Almost impossible to get it out of my head.. great, happy track.
You know what's crazy, buzzfeed ripping off this sub story in their video.
I'm used to it at this point. Dunkey took footage from a Yakuza 0 video of mine and credited some other guy.
What's the video
devilleon7 did you ever contact him about it?!
@@devilleon7 bruh u should've contacted dunkey bout it
“I don’t think I’ll be coming back here. I’m not really a masochist.”
*I am bitch go back inside!!! Let me IIIIIIIINN!!*
Could someone please tell me the name of the bgm playing while Koryu is fighting with the street things. Thanks
I'm using this video to help me do a sub story for you cuz you're right now and when you clicked one of the buttons for the video I got scared because I thought I accidentally clicked an option for kiryu to say
"What am i doing with my life" is allways funny😂😂😂🙌🔥
Anybody know the song that plays when they finally do the dominatrix thing near the end?
Bro it's been unfound sadly. I was looking for it as well
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@@miyabionline5214 th-cam.com/video/YVE3FEOb6Po/w-d-xo.html
Strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart.
*Two guys get their faces smashed in ends with broken arm and broken rib*
my mom came in while this came up 10:08 it was so embarrassing
she literally took my devices away for a week i will never live this up
Why am i even watching this XD strict 80's XD
anyone know whats the name of this songs? 14:18
Please visit again! You... Customer! 😂
14:59
"admonish me"
"abuse" = rape, molestation, sexual assaut
11:12 Me, seconds before deciding to do this
Why did I decide to do this substory?
Just your average everyday mission
those kid's parents will have some awkward explaining to do
How do I change my clothes
I'm confused was she new to dominating?
Yes. She took up the job so she could be more assertive and take control of things
So this only triggers at night?
Can I do this substory if I'm in chapter 11?
Yes, you can. Just go to that place.
I solved the quest the Show must go on, but i dont got this quest.
Same as How to tarin your dragon
i regret playing this game in the living room tv
Is it just me or kiryu keeps having to take the submissive role when it involves the spicy quests?
General consensus among fans is that this man is a bottom. Plus it's probably funnier that way...
this quest doesent show on mione and done all othjers
awfully suspicious that kiryu is that good at playing masochist... Maybe he did visit again as a client
this fucking game
The first thing I said when I saw the thumbnail
“I don’t like where this is going”
I just got this wth💀
11:13 😂
What am i doing with my life
Kiryu (what am i doing with my life)
Me (same man same) ngtl l blushed really hard by this quest l had to stop every now and again so l could calm down
Same here
this substories teaching me how to make a girl become tsundere type infront of males
Kiryu got pushed into voyeurism...