now ive seen a lot of these bronze league heroes, but there is only one episode where im shouting at my screen while simultanuously cringebiting my knuckles edit you know what, fuck it: in my universe, this game was player by hyperintelligent cats who were constantly distracted by mice with laserpointers. Well played cats.
Hey, tell us what race are you playing and which part of tanks is annoying you. I mean, you hate to play vs mass tanks or just some tank+bio or you can't push highground vs tanks?
Well, here is a short version: vs mass tanks: T: libs/banshees/BCs, Z: broodlords/swarmhosts or blinding clouds from vipers, P: standard deathball (zealots+stalkes+immortals+archons) or lifing with fenixi + stalkers or tempests. vs tanks+bio: T: your own tanks+bio, Z: roaches+ ravagers (3 corrosive biles kill a tank AFAIK), P: standard deathball (this time with less immortals and more collossi) blink and focus tanks with stalkers, also do not forget upgrades (as any race) vs highground: get lategame tech, get some sieging units, win lategame.
or just build alot of zealots or zerglings and a move onto them you dont really have to listen to his advice just make sure your lings have speed or your zealots have charge
I think I saw a BLH episode with a zerg trying to break a terran wall like that, that was hilarious to watch. But yeah, "anything can work". Like tactical nukes or surprise nydus worm into the main ignoring all the tanks. Or... I dunno, neural parasite? Seems legit.
I find the Diamond Disasters far more entertaining to watch, tbh. A bronzer not understanding macro, or why they shouldnt build 10 pylons before a gateway, isn't as funny or interesting as someone with perfect technicals + experience making fucking stupid decisions :D
I swear to all the gods; Chaos and other varieties....This game made me legitimately angry! I usually have lots of good laughes during BLH matches, but THIS ONE.....Victory by surrender...that is an iredeemable shame for the proud Protoss people! -.-'
Bronze League Heroes. Simple Questions, Complicated Answers.
"Why?"
This was a surprisingly exciting game because you never knew which player was going to be the one to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
This one...this one hurt deep man...
That was tragedy
It reminds us of our first days in sc2.
it reminds you ,but not us my comrade
This is one of the worst BLH matches ever 😃 But it’s still great fun to watch 😃
come on.. the jumps were on point
10:03
Warp prism closes prematurely, killing a DT
The dangers of teleportation technology.
“Those cannons came out of nowhere!” 🤣
Le wild cannon appeared!
"pylon first"
That's normal isnt it?
"Second pylon second"
weird but not awful
"before probe"
OH.
classic build on pvt
Proxies gateway then goes DT.
wtf
NO NO NO that is not a normal build even with a probe first
yes but your not supposed to put the pilon in the middle of your base
Wasn't that this famous built proxy-third-pylon-before-probe form Juri Kasparow match in 1928? Thouth I've been watching that play before...
"he's looking for dragoons but he can't find them"
Pulled out the SC1 Prima Strategy guide and all
I just don't understand how you don't make ANY units as protoss. It's like he's playing this without arms lol.
Maybe there was a challenge like, you cannot build anything other than DTs and a single warp prism?
A challanged mind probably yes. I take that back. That was way meaner than planed.
David, that’s giving WAY too much credit to the toss player.
he micro'ed the DTs too hard topay attention on producing. or maybe he didn't know any onther units than DTs, 1 warp prism and 3 stalkers
If tunnel vision had a physical manifestation, it would look like this guy.
I got goosebumps... the tension, the mind games
That was the most frustrating game I've seen in a long time.
I haven't gotten into ranked yet but watching these matches comforts me, knowing that at least I'm not this bad.
Wood league hero here, believe me when you know there's another human being on the other side, you get nervous. Hahahha
"THE PROBES ARE OFFERED TO THE BC GOD" hahahhahaha
You have to think that Terran was just RACKING his brain on what to do. LoL
That was painful, xenon... bro just make some units at your base man you had that game won at 9 mins
That about when I had to pause the video out of triggered frustration.
The total supply combined from two players have not even exceeded 100.
BLH
0:41 "And then we have....." i saw the struggle is real lol
Welcome back to BRONZE LEEEEEEG HEROES
*BROOOOOOOOONZE LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAGUE HEROES Damn this tone ;D
Bronze leg?
LeeeeeeEEEEeeeeg
Special tictacs
you had me laughing just as much as winter did, thanks XD
This was the very best episode so far imo. Those two were terrible, poor guys
I dont think this was even close to the hour long game.
Not will EVER beat the Ghostzerg. He's the true heart of the BLH.
Who is the ghostzerg?
th-cam.com/video/0-3A9Uclt0k/w-d-xo.html
Enjoy. :)
Special Tictacs... holy shit I dont know why this makes me laugh so hard. Hilarious title and awesome commentary as always. Nicely done, bud.
I'm cringing all over my room. I can't shake this feeling xD LEGENDS
This might be the funniest one yet. Omg I'm dying
Absolutely glorious!
this is so painful to watch, yet I cant stop watching it.
THE SCVs IN THE BUNKERS.
This is mindblowing, why didn't I think about it before?
Every single bronze league heroes I think: These are the worst players ever seen. And then always the next one tops it... AWESOME GAME!!!
Damn thoses bronze player are hilarous, it's so great to watch, I wish I could go back to that kind of gameplay sometimes
This was a good one. GG
this was amazing
That BC repair had me dying. 😂
"The heroic plays of bronze league heroes" - WNTR
Bronze League Heroes: where stationary defense units can sneak up on you.
When the orbital command was destroyed I thought that surely this was the end then I saw that I was only half way through the video
dam that battle cruiser surely deserved a promotion
"His jump driver do work, we know now" hahahahahahaha
this is so bad im getting ptsd
You and me brother.
Special tictacs and reconnaissance!
Hey Winter, do you still do angry coaches? I think I'd need one :D
These turtle protoss is just so OP
I LOVE IT ITS TOTAL STAR WARS IN G LUCAS HEAD
intense
special tactics for special people
I'm laughing but it hurts, it hurts so much to watch.
Man I thought I was bad at SC2 but these guys..
Did red alt-tab to his browser to research for stalkers in the middle of the game?
3:30 "Give it to me, give it to me!".... "Siege tanks, ofc!"
I can't.
Did the supply ever go above 50?
You know the saying - give a man a cannon and everything looks like a cannon fodder to him, even BC and Thors,
I assumed this was a match between special and someone named tictacs lol
this is so painful to watch..hahaha
now ive seen a lot of these bronze league heroes, but there is only one episode where im shouting at my screen while simultanuously cringebiting my knuckles
edit you know what, fuck it: in my universe, this game was player by hyperintelligent cats who were constantly distracted by mice with laserpointers. Well played cats.
True blue hero Battlecruiser. What a tragedy.
A: "How tough are you?"
B: "I've built a second Pylon..."
A: "So what?"
B: "...BEFORE THE FIRST PROBE!"
A: "Woah calm down dude!"
Looks like the protoss player isn't doing anything. 1 APM?
I don't play enough to be very good but damn hahaha they make me look good.
Holy fuck... imagine not building like 5 stalkers...
That protoss seemed to know what he was doing at the start lmfao people can be so dumb sometimes its insane😂
this is winter starcraft guys.... hope you enjoy this content XD
This match could've ended so much sooner if toss just built a Stargate and a single void ray with his thousands of resources he never spent
ive never felt so offended by a single video
I don't think that xenon knows that turrets act as detection
I am still unranked player (I need to win 1 more game) and I can not belive what they do.
What BLH do defies logic :)
CANNON VS BC
Damn...
Hello i started playing some days ago and i wonder if you have a video to counter the artillery tanks from terran. They are really annoying
Hey, tell us what race are you playing and which part of tanks is annoying you. I mean, you hate to play vs mass tanks or just some tank+bio or you can't push highground vs tanks?
Well, here is a short version:
vs mass tanks: T: libs/banshees/BCs, Z: broodlords/swarmhosts or blinding clouds from vipers, P: standard deathball (zealots+stalkes+immortals+archons) or lifing with fenixi + stalkers or tempests.
vs tanks+bio: T: your own tanks+bio, Z: roaches+ ravagers (3 corrosive biles kill a tank AFAIK), P: standard deathball (this time with less immortals and more collossi) blink and focus tanks with stalkers, also do not forget upgrades (as any race)
vs highground: get lategame tech, get some sieging units, win lategame.
or just build alot of zealots or zerglings and a move onto them you dont really have to listen to his advice just make sure your lings have speed or your zealots have charge
I think I saw a BLH episode with a zerg trying to break a terran wall like that, that was hilarious to watch. But yeah, "anything can work". Like tactical nukes or surprise nydus worm into the main ignoring all the tanks. Or... I dunno, neural parasite? Seems legit.
Looking for the dragoons LOLL
Did someone dare him to win with no units but DTs and probes?
how to die to DT with orbital ready for scans
Hey, pssst, toss.....you have DTs...they can be archons too...
"give it to me baby.. cmon" (talking about T making thors) --- T makes siege tanks. ROFL
to whomever concern - LVTHER - Dots (Feat. Jenny Broke the Window) the beginning song :)
omg
when you watch bronze league heroes and theyre actually bronze
This is how the us congress work
WHY DOESN'T HE BUILD UNITS?
make a freakin archon jesus xD
*Jackie Chan WTF meme...*
lol special tic tacs
lol ive played against xenon, he's in silver league now.
Toss imba
I like the video, but the game is a pain af.
it's so frustrating and painful to watch
what up
what up bro
I am so done, BUILD UNITS what thte fuck was the protoss doing, eating glue? Come on man!
So these tictacs are "special" in the same way that Special Education is "special"?
Dude has over 3k minerals but refuses to build more units :P
why doesnt the protoss just build units... ah so painful to watch
Subtitles in spanish💜
dridri dridri no mexicans
Bizket Butt argentina!!
I doubt they could defeat the easiest AI
I'm done watching pro SC2 championships. Bronze League Heroes are the best.
i have played Xenon a lot lol gg
im new and this was hard to watch...
Nice try on the name, just call him "Bob" next time, much easier for everyone ;)
I find the Diamond Disasters far more entertaining to watch, tbh. A bronzer not understanding macro, or why they shouldnt build 10 pylons before a gateway, isn't as funny or interesting as someone with perfect technicals + experience making fucking stupid decisions :D
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I don't think I've ever felt this much cringe...
8:57!!! XDDDDDD "He has to take brakes because he's broke" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD best comments ever.
This is a bronze league level seriously? i just started practicing a week ago in bot matches but i can build up 100 supply at 6 min.
This game was like 2 special needs kids roasting each other, but with DT's and BC's.
I swear to all the gods; Chaos and other varieties....This game made me legitimately angry! I usually have lots of good laughes during BLH matches, but THIS ONE.....Victory by surrender...that is an iredeemable shame for the proud Protoss people! -.-'