Stop Messing with Your Vaginas

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  • @dropout
    @dropout  5 ปีที่แล้ว +380

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    • @seicento2tone
      @seicento2tone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      first reply

    • @ravenlockwood3416
      @ravenlockwood3416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Girls your right wtf are we doing to ourselves... well wtf is wrong with people who do this to themselfs I did hear that lemon is a natural birth control and it can give you an all natural lift and tightens your coochie btw ... (that was a joke/sarcasm but for real that's what people say)

    • @ravenlockwood3416
      @ravenlockwood3416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also I just wanted to say I love ur brand of humor it is always good to see ya girls all together in a skit

    • @NerdAlert235
      @NerdAlert235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where's the swearing gone??

    • @HelloItsMikkan
      @HelloItsMikkan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Candle wax, a daily wash of citric acid along with A bunch of rockS that i put inside my lady parts to improve my cervical hygiene.. I usually take it out every sundays and replace them with new ones due to the rocks being worn down.

  • @claudia7316
    @claudia7316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2944

    I HATE THE SOUND EFFECTS OH MY GOD

    • @HamEggNCheeseBiscuit
      @HamEggNCheeseBiscuit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      I was hoping the jade egg would make that satisfying pop noise you get when you open a jar.

    • @ms.rstake_1211
      @ms.rstake_1211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @antiarmadillosociety
      @antiarmadillosociety 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Those weren't effects

    • @gouthamsuresh9441
      @gouthamsuresh9441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Listening with headphones on made it worse.

    • @supersonic4able
      @supersonic4able 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It feels like the word *M* *O* *I* *S* *T*

  • @norefunds4731
    @norefunds4731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6105

    There's something that spinach doesn't have that cocaine does.
    *IT'S COCAINE.*

    • @JW-mr5mh
      @JW-mr5mh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol what?

    • @Asdfghjkl-ls1or
      @Asdfghjkl-ls1or 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It’s also Katie’s overuse

    • @sheauiwne5294
      @sheauiwne5294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      There’s something that spinach doesn’t have that cocaine does.
      *Laundry Detergent*

    • @Megaghost_
      @Megaghost_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Except for Popeye's spinach.

    • @pineapplesocks8603
      @pineapplesocks8603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alot of Pineapples contain cocaine so there spinach combo

  • @ObiJohn
    @ObiJohn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3860

    This video actually increased my vocabulary in a way I didn't expect

  • @allylti
    @allylti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2413

    I blame Gwyneth Paltrow for this entire video.

    • @liquidchameleon5993
      @liquidchameleon5993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Right?

    • @MsHermyGranger
      @MsHermyGranger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Now I'm curious

    • @liquidchameleon5993
      @liquidchameleon5993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@MsHermyGrangerPaltrow has a company (called Goop) the has homeopathy "cures" that include a jade egg to shoving up a womans vag. Coffee enemas, psychic vampire repellent, 18k gold dumbbells, and a steamer for lady parts. And that's just the tip of the iceberg

    • @shelbycreed
      @shelbycreed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sameeee

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@liquidchameleon5993 I actually met a self-proclaimed psychic vampire once... I have my suspicions that it was kinda sorta just a crazy person with delusions of mystical energy-leeching power, though.

  • @mjstory1976
    @mjstory1976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3002

    Why do I suddenly have a urge to sing Put that thing back where it came from or so help me from Monsters Inc

    • @KJ-mu7fy
      @KJ-mu7fy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      dedXD

    • @brokenquill9277
      @brokenquill9277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Dude you made me on my tea😂

    • @MrTylerNinja
      @MrTylerNinja 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This comment is orders of magnitude funnier than the entire skit.

    • @nataliepullman4322
      @nataliepullman4322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      _this is the best comment I’ve ever read_

    • @L3onking
      @L3onking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Best musical of the Nosferatonys Monstropolis ever witnessed.

  • @Feayeme
    @Feayeme 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2356

    "And my garlic tampon is a delicious garnish"
    Ngl that made me regret eating while watching this

    • @chaosryans
      @chaosryans 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Makes me think of Ted having sex on the vegetables.

    • @summahthevegan3796
      @summahthevegan3796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When she said that I thought "before or afterwards?!?"

    • @chaosryans
      @chaosryans 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@summahthevegan3796 probably afterwards ;D

    • @mango251
      @mango251 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      d e l i c i o u s

    • @artistryiscomingback
      @artistryiscomingback 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who doesn't like garlic bread babyyyy????

  • @antoniocamacho8732
    @antoniocamacho8732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1712

    The sounds of the egg being put in and taken out made me so uncomfortable 😂

    • @OvSpP
      @OvSpP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Every sound effect in this video sounds like it really fucking hurts.

    • @lunanova6651
      @lunanova6651 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@OvSpP And disgusting.

    • @frankramirez728
      @frankramirez728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The egg was never put in it was only taken out...

    • @mintcondition7789
      @mintcondition7789 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I haven’t gotten to that part yet but I’m scared

    • @lucky_lol
      @lucky_lol ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@frankramirez728 bro u missed an important part
      That going back part killed me 😭

  • @3p1cand3rs0n
    @3p1cand3rs0n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +891

    This is all so ridiculous! I keep my Pretty Kitty Meow-Meow clean and fresh with a simple swarm of free-range nanobots, and it works just fine and the nanobots usually don't even take over your consciousness sometimes.

    • @Pyreleaf
      @Pyreleaf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ElyssaAnderson I feel like I'm going to regret asking this, but what happens when they DO take over your consciousness?

    • @bronco24
      @bronco24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@Pyreleaf you dont even have to worry about that because most of the time they usually don't cause you to assassinate high profile political targets.

    • @Pyreleaf
      @Pyreleaf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      bronco24 ...do they have a particular preference? Because I might be inclined to offer assistance.

    • @d.n.3652
      @d.n.3652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ElyssaAnderson pretty kitty meow meow should be the official term for vagina

    • @Pyreleaf
      @Pyreleaf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      D. N. This amuses me immensely.

  • @calliope3943
    @calliope3943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    You people think this doesn't happen that often. But I work at a urologists and this happens all the time

    • @pinstripesuitandheels
      @pinstripesuitandheels 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Please, tell me more!

    • @calliope3943
      @calliope3943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@pinstripesuitandheels
      Well... the last good story was actually a male patient last week. He had an allergic reaction to a toy of the ring variety down under and instead of pulling it off he still used it. The swelling was so bad that not only did they have to cut it off of him but also put in a suprapubic catheter (through the abdominal wall) since he couldnt pee anymore

    • @JuMiKu
      @JuMiKu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I watch Nash. People push all the things up their holes.

    • @NWednesdayQuansah
      @NWednesdayQuansah 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@calliope3943 :O

    • @AnooDw
      @AnooDw 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@calliope3943 He couldn't pee means he pushed it up his urethra??? 😨 this is horrifying.

  • @RayVinyard
    @RayVinyard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1539

    So this is what Nicki Minaj meant with Beez In The Trap.

    • @gwyn3219
      @gwyn3219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      aksdjsdkjdsf lmaooooo nice

    • @woodside4life
      @woodside4life 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I think you mean Beez In Mike Trapp

    • @OvSpP
      @OvSpP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I hope she sees this video and thinks straight back to that song.

    • @mrevilducky
      @mrevilducky 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hilarious

    • @piequals314
      @piequals314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol "Insects ain't sh*t on this All Nighter, so we put a hundred in a CH writer. Bees in Mike Trapp, bee - bees in Mike Trapp."
      "Ah, the bees, the bees!"
      Explanation: Bees.

  • @RoboThot711
    @RoboThot711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    I learned a lot of new euphemisms today and I did not like ANY of them.

  • @ArcanumV
    @ArcanumV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1122

    Is Katie the Mother of Dragons? She should hatch that thing and use her dragon to terrify Grant.

    • @gwyn3219
      @gwyn3219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lmaooooooo

    • @berrycake421
      @berrycake421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg SHE IS!! You’re right!!

    • @zachsimmons6492
      @zachsimmons6492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or to become “the breaker of chains”

  • @halrold7369
    @halrold7369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I like how you guys censored the "Holy shit!" at 2:24 when you guys HONESTLY thought you were gonna somehow monetize this video

  • @Maid_of_Spiders
    @Maid_of_Spiders 5 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    The best part of this video is the numerous nicknames for their nude nests.

    • @wardenm
      @wardenm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lol friend of mine was always that way when talking about people's kids. 'Semen demons' and 'cooter critters'. XD

    • @rcr257
      @rcr257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wardenm Crotch fruit/trophies

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    Steams it open like an envelope... or, say.. a clam.

    • @jackcotterill2080
      @jackcotterill2080 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      New Message oh no, steamed hams! That's what I call Hamburgers

  • @gitadine
    @gitadine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    "No, I think I'll just die here" is too much of a mood

  • @abbiphillis1405
    @abbiphillis1405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Yep hit the nail on the head on this one. Tons of products that claim to “fix” you while acknowledging that for the most part there’s no need for it but “this product is totally different”

  • @TheMagnifikle
    @TheMagnifikle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    The stuff they don’t tell you in Sex Ed class

    • @toujours4390
      @toujours4390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Friday We Are Awesome DON'T TELL ME HOW TO MANAGE MY BODY !!!! IT'S MINE !!!

    • @povnw8985
      @povnw8985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love garlic.

    • @chaosryans
      @chaosryans 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Im a vampire and that explains the big itchy redness down south lately. Or maybe its herpes.

  • @RashidMBey
    @RashidMBey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    Two ways I don't want to die: a honey badger and a honey vag-er.

    • @Rbills02
      @Rbills02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Honey vag-er don’t give a shit

    • @bodyofhope
      @bodyofhope 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oooohhh wow.

    • @Mango_mahogany
      @Mango_mahogany 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just don't eat it

    • @elementalvenom
      @elementalvenom 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Rbills02 XD omfg yes

  • @xxgirl101xx
    @xxgirl101xx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    I wish we had just as many studies on keeping vaginas healthy as there were for dealing with erectile dysfunction

  • @aod716
    @aod716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +917

    never knew how many dudes watch collegehumor until i read this comment section

    • @TheBenenene10
      @TheBenenene10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Maybe it's because outing oneself as a girl in the YT comment section is a bad idea

    • @dropout
      @dropout  5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      lol

    • @kilborn666
      @kilborn666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @@TheBenenene10 silly goose, girls don't exist on the internet, everyone knows that.

    • @thelonelygamer361
      @thelonelygamer361 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@kilborn666 The Internet :
      Where men are men, women are men, and little girls are F.B.I. agents

    • @kaptainzdragon5478
      @kaptainzdragon5478 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Z

  • @carlospayes
    @carlospayes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    nobody:
    Katie: COCAINE!

  • @August-kc8xw
    @August-kc8xw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    //I have Vaginismus and this entire video made me just hurt physically and emotionally.

    • @juanpablorobayo9891
      @juanpablorobayo9891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I'm so sorry. may your hoo haa be healthy and remain free of rocks, steam and tasty foods

    • @August-kc8xw
      @August-kc8xw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@juanpablorobayo9891 //Lmao thanks. 😂

    • @gwyn3219
      @gwyn3219 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      oof rip

    • @treblebat
      @treblebat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yooo same. There are legit physical therapist offices that work with vaginal issues like that, however insurence hardly covers it. If nothing else, deep belly breathing stretches the pelvic floor muscles and other stretches also allow for decreased tension. Good luck!

    • @August-kc8xw
      @August-kc8xw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@treblebat //Thanks! Yea I really want to look into those when I'm older but I'm almost wondering if that's even plausible with my disability.

  • @toetotipthatsabart5048
    @toetotipthatsabart5048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    I always shove coins in my skin-coinpurse to improve my coot-scoot’s value

    • @Rebecca-wx4sq
      @Rebecca-wx4sq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i use gold coins bc the micro gold flakes that rub off enrich my value

    • @povnw8985
      @povnw8985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Spit them out in sequential order and then I'll be impressed.

    • @berrycake421
      @berrycake421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was fuckin fantastic!!! I lmao at work.

    • @yoholup19
      @yoholup19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Take my like and go

  • @Theduckwebcomics
    @Theduckwebcomics 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Love the bit about the garlic being anti-bacterial... while yeast is fungal hahaha!
    i.e. fungus and bacteria are enemies, you use bacteria derived toxins to kill fungus and vice versa. So the joke about the garlic is even better :)

  • @Alwaystired21
    @Alwaystired21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I once watched my gay brother have to sit a group of girls down in high school to tell them NOT TO USE BLEACH IN YOUR VAGINA. This just makes me think of how most sex Ed fails down south here.

  • @norefunds4731
    @norefunds4731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    A woman on the verge of death to make herself look and feel more beautiful?
    *SEEN THAT EPISODE.*

    • @dont_taze_a_bloody_gas_main
      @dont_taze_a_bloody_gas_main 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wich one was it Again?

    • @norefunds4731
      @norefunds4731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@dont_taze_a_bloody_gas_main It was Season "Every single woman." And episode "Every goddamn day."I have it on BluRay.

    • @petitcactusamer
      @petitcactusamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pressured by men,for men -the sequel

    • @norefunds4731
      @norefunds4731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@petitcactusamer Lol.
      Yeah, but I'm all about being pressured by super attractive and funny females. You seem to have those boxes pretty we checked, so I'm feeling pressured here.

  • @-4subscriberswithahammerad521
    @-4subscriberswithahammerad521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    Every guy watching this video: yeah I can’t relate

    • @youyou2723
      @youyou2723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hahahahah so True man

    • @thomasgabby6214
      @thomasgabby6214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Not that i cant relate, its just that... US sex education is so bad that this kind of stuff becomes prevalent...

    • @themastermason1
      @themastermason1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      More like I don't want to relate.

    • @PulseParadox
      @PulseParadox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha true bro

    • @borischernev1814
      @borischernev1814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thomasgabby6214 and the white Knight appears xD

  • @perdiendomitiempo6403
    @perdiendomitiempo6403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    I was following you until the cocaine part. Then, i just lost it

    • @nicktucker2623
      @nicktucker2623 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Perdiendo mi tiempo 🧐🧐🧐

    • @rbrtstidham
      @rbrtstidham 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The first 30 seconds?

  • @juanpablorobayo9891
    @juanpablorobayo9891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    Me: I'm sure glad there's not anything--
    The world: *reminds me that there's a remedy for periods that involves vaccuuming your vagina to get all the period out at once, which of course doesn't work and leads to bad injuries*
    Me: *cries into lily's garlic-scented arms*

    • @toujours4390
      @toujours4390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      At least she will repel vampires with the garlic ...

    • @veghead05
      @veghead05 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh shit.... Word...?

    • @Celeza
      @Celeza 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You mean a menstrual extraction?

    • @masterkeuhn
      @masterkeuhn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Celeza there's that way which I believe is having a doctor do it carefully, but I knew a few girls growing up who tried it woth just an ordinary vaccum hose

    • @Celeza
      @Celeza 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@masterkeuhn oh yeeash

  • @lizageorge8923
    @lizageorge8923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    *My garlic tampon is a delicious garnish*

    • @toujours4390
      @toujours4390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean we do eat the placenta... What's a little naturally made garlic filled tampon then ? An appetizer maybe ?

    • @xpduelist1312
      @xpduelist1312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Please no...

    • @povnw8985
      @povnw8985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Now I want steamed clams with garlic butter.

    • @dexter111344
      @dexter111344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would eat it.

  • @uinav7726
    @uinav7726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    I'm a girl and I can totally relate with this

  • @TheMagnifikle
    @TheMagnifikle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Everyone knows that the best way to keep it clean, is to slap some flex tape on there. Nothing is getting in there now...

    • @juanpablorobayo9891
      @juanpablorobayo9891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Religious Fundamentalists: "Can we learn your methods please?"

    • @TheMagnifikle
      @TheMagnifikle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Juan Pablo Robayo now with Flex Tape clear, she can see it, but she can’t use it, like a good christian girl

    • @xpduelist1312
      @xpduelist1312 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really? No joke about someone ripping it in half...

    • @TheMagnifikle
      @TheMagnifikle 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      XP Duelist nah we saw it in half

    • @veghead05
      @veghead05 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂

  • @vixvoxx
    @vixvoxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    You know it’s a good sketch when someone dies obscurely

  • @bamboomcpanda5987
    @bamboomcpanda5987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I both applaud and utterly LOATHE the SFX department and writers.
    What brilliant HEATHEN said add “delicious garnish,” to the description box?

  • @silentjuan90
    @silentjuan90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    2:42 sums up the video.

  • @stocktonjoans
    @stocktonjoans 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    MOTHER OF DRAGONS! that's a big egg

  • @wanderlustwarrior
    @wanderlustwarrior 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Are those liquid salads?

    • @frecklecraft
      @frecklecraft 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ... basically yeah

    • @veghead05
      @veghead05 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bruh... What a cool marketing name for the next smoothie

    • @tyrellst.hilaire4653
      @tyrellst.hilaire4653 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes but with vodka. So yeah, a salad done the right way. Vinaigrette? Nah son. Vodkagrette.

    • @wanderlustwarrior
      @wanderlustwarrior 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@veghead05 I'm just saying in previous girl talk skits (like "lick the plate"), they always had these gigantic salads that they never even touched.

  • @gargamellenoir8460
    @gargamellenoir8460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I know those things aren't supposed to work, but damned if Katie wasn't particularly virile in that video!

  • @awesomestuff92
    @awesomestuff92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Ive never been so glad my junk is outside my body...

    • @jbluewind4727
      @jbluewind4727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah. We get a lot of crazy information and can even feel self conscious about how it looks (there's actually a wide variety of mound shapes like chubby, peek a boo, and boney on top of all the other aesthetics, but the ones shown in media are a very specific type which can make the younger of us feel incorrect somehow). We get marketed to about products we should use for smell. Most soaps and body washes aren't actually good (or even safe!) for our privates, causing irratation, yeast infections, bacterial vaginosis, and even odor (which it is the whole point). Gals with minor latex allergies can end up always irratated after sex and not realize why. Male ejaculate can also throw off vaginal pH (due to being made specifically to protect sperm from the environment) resulting in bacterial overgrowth, odor, and other "fun" things. Sometimes we can have problems so often that our body just gives up on telling us there is a problem with pain until OOPS! that UTI is now dangerously bad so time to crank up the pain to levels that require urgent care (or even an ER).
      There's also the fact that cramps are basically like a charlie horse that just keeps happening and is inside you. The pain level varies widely from woman to woman because hormones are tricky and people are not clones. The cramps and hormones can also cause nausea and headaches or even migraines. Some of us also get cramps in our ovaries when we ovulate (especially if we have a cyst/polyp), but going on birth control has a lot of side effects (physical and psychological) and often reduces our sex drive. Bleeding varies from spotting to causing actual anemia. Using tampons (which are almost always chemically treated) can cause all sorts of irratation and issues (such as toxic shock) as can pads (especially scented). It's not fun and an area a lot of women try a lot of things to try to help.
      So what's my crazy "I do this thing and swear by it" list?
      1. Use only white, very basic soap down there (like dove or ivory). No fragrances or other irritants.
      2. DO NOT DOUCH. That's asking for trouble.
      3. Use a menstrual cup instead of a tampon. They are made of silicone and while it's messy at first (due to the learning curve), there is no danger of irritation or toxic shock.
      4. If hormonal birth control is necessary, go as low hormone as possible to avoid the worst affects. An IUD is an ordeal and can be pretty painful (especially if you've never been pregnant), but has a very small continuous dose.
      5. Pee and clean a little before and after sex/masterbation and make your partner do it too. This includes cleaning hands.
      6. Clean toys before and after use and wrap up individually in toilet paper to keep safely covered between uses (it also helps if events keep you from having the time to clean before). You can use vagina safe soap and water or a reputable well-reviewed toy cleaner that's made correctly without anything from the bad ingredients list. No jelly as they hold bacteria and smell. Nothing with phthalate because it's toxic. I personally prefer medical grade silicone, metal, or glass.
      7. Don't be shy about lube to avoid friction burn and use only pH balanced lube (rather it's water or silicone based). Try to get ones that are free of parabens, glycerin, petroleum, and such to avoid any burning or irritation (check out Oh Joy Sex Toy for more info). Brands like Ky are okay in emergencies, but NOT a long term brand.
      8. An orgasm can help with cramps, just like rubbing your calf can help with a charlie horse
      9. Take a probiotic from time to time with a variety of good bacteria which helps everything below the belt work better
      10. No shaving bald. Just a trim. It helps me avoid a friction burn and irritation from my pad.
      Trust me, we all have a list and mine is fairly tame.

    • @RUlYANG
      @RUlYANG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, well, how can ANYTHING help your junk if it's not inside it?

    • @nschwartz311
      @nschwartz311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      J Bluewind listen I know this comment is 2 months old but holy shit I’m 21 and I didn’t know over half of this shit thank you

    • @unsubscribenow9052
      @unsubscribenow9052 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @J Bluewind um r period pants ok? idk the word for them

    • @RainAngel111
      @RainAngel111 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just wait til you hear about sounding

  • @TheAustinDelgado
    @TheAustinDelgado 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Holy shit this was so freaking funny excellent work on this one

  • @kacektv9405
    @kacektv9405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Tops,No Bottoms. But......like can a Verses still come to the funeral or what?

    • @flux3781
      @flux3781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What was she even talking about lol

    • @Sonic6293
      @Sonic6293 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And what about sides? Are sides ok?

    • @goodguy...badrep.
      @goodguy...badrep. 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please, elaborate.

    • @Sonic6293
      @Sonic6293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@goodguy...badrep. Uh, OK.
      Top- gay man who prefers to penetrate.
      Bottom- gay man who prefers to be penetrated.
      Verse/Versatile-gay man who prefers to penetrate and to be penetrated
      Side- gay man who prefers not to participate in penetrative acts

    • @goodguy...badrep.
      @goodguy...badrep. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sorry I asked, but hey; Knowledge is power!

  • @khaosandlightliberation1980
    @khaosandlightliberation1980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Good name for a punk rock or grunge band: Messing with Your Minges 🤘🏻

  • @bDwS27
    @bDwS27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Remember though vaginal exfoliation stones that had a bunch of facebook ads?

    • @zahrazarqaa5210
      @zahrazarqaa5210 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just reading that made me clench up ngl

  • @franck.account
    @franck.account 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The title reminds me of this one tweet that said “ladies, PLEASE do NOT use a vacuum up there when you are on your period!! The amount of women doing this is horrific!!!!!

  • @blaiktrout376
    @blaiktrout376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Girly garden, minges, Polly pocket, beef taco, and clam trap

  • @blvckhudie1419
    @blvckhudie1419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Katie’s subtle “yes..” killed me when she pulled out that egg.

  • @sassss2964
    @sassss2964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Had to put down my banana smoothie while watching this 😰

  • @JD441
    @JD441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lady Purse?
    I'm fucking dying.

  • @shaikhadnan9201
    @shaikhadnan9201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Yay katie. Love her actings. Bless up

  • @kinsmed
    @kinsmed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    At last, a serious conversation about the beef taco.
    (Gutsy choice for you first offerings Lily. Ballsy, I meant ballsy. I mean...)

  • @sobertillnoon
    @sobertillnoon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Yes, the garlic tampon does indeed sound like a delicious garnish.

    • @0rbeez
      @0rbeez 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *holy music stops*

  • @mountmassive237
    @mountmassive237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    😂😂😂😂😂
    The Jade egg was overkill

  • @isscegonzalez9988
    @isscegonzalez9988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Good for Katie!
    Finally kicking that cocaine habit to the curb ❤️

  • @raincoatwithfrogsinthepock499
    @raincoatwithfrogsinthepock499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love all the names for it. I'm using Polly Pocket from now on

  • @LadyRenira
    @LadyRenira 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Interesting upgrade from ginormous salads to spinach smoothies.

  • @brain_apostrophe_t
    @brain_apostrophe_t 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    glad to see the sound effect library from Slither getting work

  • @lovelylily3572
    @lovelylily3572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Why am I even subscribed to this channel? Lmao

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Aren't they more fun when they're messy? Pretty sure I saw that somewhere... there's a whole category for it there, even.

  • @Phaseofftime
    @Phaseofftime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    *To bear fruits, you gotta let the flower bloom*

  • @Caponeson1
    @Caponeson1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That definitely should've came out with a very audible pop sound

  • @sammangiaracina9360
    @sammangiaracina9360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Um actually, worker bees are the ones that make royal jelly, which is fed to the queen bee.

    • @RashidMBey
      @RashidMBey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm just going to say what everyone's thinking. Isn't the royal jelly for humans just smegma?

    • @sammangiaracina9360
      @sammangiaracina9360 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@juanpablorobayo9891 me when I put lava in my cake to flex on people who can't digest molten rock and metal

  • @ms.rstake_1211
    @ms.rstake_1211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can't get enough.

  • @charlesibe7407
    @charlesibe7407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wait I thought they had a meeting about no more weird talks or swearing. 😂😂

    • @mayadelaneys
      @mayadelaneys 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That episode also said no explicit drug use and was about explicit drug use.

  • @nobody93920
    @nobody93920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Respect for using steel straws

  • @d0rkybebe
    @d0rkybebe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Uploaded 5 minutes ago. Earliest I've ever been.

  • @eerereps
    @eerereps 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The person who did the sound effects deserves a rise 🤣0

  • @productivediscord5624
    @productivediscord5624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I imagine this to be cannon with Praying Mantis Woman.
    Trapp "The advertisers want more family friendly content."
    Katie "How about I drop more hints about cocaine and we talk about Vaginas?"

  • @peppa_jack
    @peppa_jack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The way her voice cracked at "beef taco". I'm dead XD

  • @BuddyL
    @BuddyL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Holistics Do. Not. Work.
    On a similar note:
    Vaccinate💉
    Vaccinate💉
    Vaccinate💉

    • @chickensox6083
      @chickensox6083 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also, don’t stick anything in your body unless your doctor recommends it!

  • @kikikyami
    @kikikyami 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly.. This is a big mood..

  • @noellebarnes6826
    @noellebarnes6826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love that the garlic, steaming, and literal vacuum are actual things people have done LMFAO

  • @peterbell3199
    @peterbell3199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @ 2:25; well I no longer am hungry for lunch time. I think I won't need to eat for at least a week, or until I get a concussion and lose this memory.

  • @toffeeflake
    @toffeeflake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The first thing I realized is there using metal straws XD

  • @MikeTrieu
    @MikeTrieu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Whoa. New cast member! Hi, Lily 👋

  • @thatfranny
    @thatfranny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Alternative ending: Jessica berating everyone and then getting TSS from a normal tampon

  • @Draliseth
    @Draliseth 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love that the garlic was DRIPPING! 🤣

  • @anna8328
    @anna8328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Two body parts that clean themselves: vagina and eyes. And yes, toxic shock syndrome exists still.

  • @murmur5579
    @murmur5579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “Spinach has more vitamins than cocaine “

  • @kelzbelz313
    @kelzbelz313 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m just loving all the euphemisms for hoohahs

  • @-haclong2366
    @-haclong2366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    02:44 And that is actually how you get a yeast infection. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Bramblestar9339
    @Bramblestar9339 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    My Vulvodynia pain just twinged

  • @FactusCactus
    @FactusCactus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Boys have entered the chat.

  • @SegalKiller
    @SegalKiller 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That sweater is on point

  • @Antibong
    @Antibong 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “This is what we’re fighting for”

  • @Nerom99
    @Nerom99 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think the best part of this sketch is all the different synonyms they've used for vaginas.

  • @stitchhailey1963
    @stitchhailey1963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    TODAY ON FACETIME I SAID THAT EXACT SENTENCE “no, it was $300 and i’ve never cleaned it” (talking about my womanizer premium) BUT IM SCREAMING I SKSKSKSKSKKSKSKSKSKS I SAID THAT TODAY I AM KATIE

  • @CaKeBDA
    @CaKeBDA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the names used to discribe females special sauce tacos especially from the viewers in comments.

  • @tcironbear21
    @tcironbear21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Dude, you should have ended the video with a quiff like sound and then a swarm of bees emerging.

    • @povnw8985
      @povnw8985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Probably not in the budget. Need some CG for that, but brilliant idea.

  • @gungnirthedude5125
    @gungnirthedude5125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Omfg 😂. I love you college humor ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @pseyeco
    @pseyeco 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Love the video... But I don't know if I learned anything...
    But until I own a vagina of my own (no plans to), I'm going to keep an open mind and take as much time to explore as possible.

    • @0rbeez
      @0rbeez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Of course the real way to keep your cooch clean is to surgically remove it and wash it separately with boiling water and bleach :)

  • @Skibbswalker
    @Skibbswalker 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I need bloopers from this

  • @mars9986
    @mars9986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Honestly, a few bags of coke up the garden works best, you feel great
    Side effects include hospital visits and your mom crying

  • @MrJonasr12345
    @MrJonasr12345 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That opening line lmfaoooo!!

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    *When you're a guy*
    but you watch this anyway

  • @leon46295
    @leon46295 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cast is getting big

  • @juliuskingsley4434
    @juliuskingsley4434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I'm concerned for you guy's mental health

    • @KonariVibez
      @KonariVibez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Would say "OPEN UP" but I doubt you'd wanna open up any of them

    • @juliuskingsley4434
      @juliuskingsley4434 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KonariVibez haha

  • @cakie1771
    @cakie1771 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The kale ladies are back!!!

  • @caliveil1627
    @caliveil1627 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The imagery I had to suffer for 4 minutes has made me consider Asexually