A bullet bill on 99,999 CC is about 13x faster than a wheelie on a Spear. So about 28 minutes. Probably less since it's impossible to sustain a wheelie for 6 hours straight. 20-25 minutes seems likely.
my favorite part is how you decided to use nunchuck which involves flicking your wrist every 4 seconds for 6 hours instead of just pressing UP on the d-pad on a GCN controller XD next level strats
TJ / Henry Yoshi what do you think about the fact that one comment you made years ago will never leave you alone? But a comment is a comment, I cant say its only a half comment.
I think I have an idea why you came in 12th place: Looking at the footage, it appears that the finish line was a sort of death barrier. And when you died, you were taken back to the start, behind all the other racers who weren't moving.
Maybe the whole reason it took so long was because you circled around to the start line, which is why you couldn't stay straight. The background was an illusion the whole time, and you had to go backwards.
I think this is based off some troll video game where you have to drive a bus real time from somewhere to somewhere, and it took about 6 hours. the road was compleatly straight, but the bus you drove had a very slight pull to one side so you couldn’t just press the accelerator and leave. Also, if you drove off the road, you’d be towed back to the start, in real time
I'm late as all hell, but I legit saw the thumbnail and just... Me: "...that is NOT Desert Bus. That is *NOT* Desert Bus, is it?!" *Clicked the thumbnail.* Nathaniel: "HEY YOU EVER HEAR ABOUT PENN AND TELLER?!?!?!" I then released a string of expletives. JeSuS.
You know there are people that speedrun the original desert bus EVERY YEAR right? Dont worry, its for charity. They are called Loading Ready Run if you are interested. Check them out ^.^
Now test this track in 9999cc and see how long it takes.
Dr. RL123 or the bullet bill hack.
Or in 1cc
@@jacksongreen4107
O h n o
A bullet bill on 99,999 CC is about 13x faster than a wheelie on a Spear. So about 28 minutes. Probably less since it's impossible to sustain a wheelie for 6 hours straight. 20-25 minutes seems likely.
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Imagine if there was 2 laps
No.
Imagine 99999999999999999999999 laps
No, 3 laps
HEELLLLLLLLLL
No infinite laps
Baby Park laps
Times normal laps
Times 999
Mirror mode. Just imagine it. The sign would be *ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!*
Colby Dolby Pepperoni WATHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA *HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER*
EXACTLY
BRITISH MODE no no no, FUNKY MODE.
Mind blown!
And then
The bus sign
Would say
*SUB*
"When you've played the same track for ages and the smallest things fascinate you"
"OH LOOK A SIGN!!!"
That's because there is nothing to this track other than an occasional sign. Without the signs, this track would be boring as heck.
Just like actually road trips!
Sooo... if Luigi is a CPU in 1st place...
Luigi wins by doing absolutly nothing, right?
luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing
Mario Kart Wii Fan and thegame boys there are always types of videos of luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing
NANI?!
Mario Kart Wii Fan ツ ت heeey try it until it happens my dude
That would be a great video. Luigi wins a race by doing absolutely nothing.
Could you imagine the process of testing this map? Making sure that it was indeed +8 hours of driving? Props to the creator.
I'd bet the creator used an extreme speed hack
@@cpufreak101 No shit sherlock
@@gotengsk9010 wooooooosh
@@linuxsumner Burh , that wasn't even a whooosh
Gotengs K there wasn’t a single joke in this comment and he didn’t misunderstand anything so I think you’re kind of whooshing yourself here.
Finally caught an NB stream. He raced the same track for 6 hours. Great entertainer he is.
Charriii5 why does this entertainer meme exist? Don't kill me but BTM will help lol
i peed myself. dont tell anyone twit A Simple reason: We like to give shoutouts.
10/10. 5/10. Gold stars all around
Charriii5 I subbed to u
n a t h a n i e l f u c k i n g b a n d y
you just got
*_B E A N E D_*
i like garfield
depressed man lmao
@@alexwaterfield2984 same
B E A N E D
Why are you everywhere
“Nobody’s gonna speedrun this!”
Nobody’s gonna regular run this
Joel speedruns desert bus all the time
Everybody will TAS this
6:42 When the hallucinations start to kick in
you are also a banana
my favorite part is how you decided to use nunchuck which involves flicking your wrist every 4 seconds for 6 hours instead of just pressing UP on the d-pad on a GCN controller XD next level strats
TWD98 lmao Sakurai hand pains in a nutshell
TWD98 why are you such a god
nunchuk is the b est controller pressing up is so stupid imo
Pls post more road to 9999 vr
I'm god damn hardcore man
7:28 when you order a pepperoni pizza but you got anchovie pizza
7:20 "I ordered a pepperoni pizza, it should be here any second now."
7:27 _Your Anchovie Pizza Has Arrived_
7:28 What the F###?!
Just take off the anchovies and you still have a plain cheese
8:41 when you realize that you actually ate the anchovie pizza
ANCHOVIES
Isnt that just the definition of mcdonalds?
Legend says; sometimes, on a blue moon, at midnight, there is a 1/a billion chance of a bug hitting your windshield
jamezfat : the blue sphere guy even though he was riding a bike
JoyconDrew 123 uhh, but it still has a windsheild
Not a motorcycle. A bicycle.
The Merchant oh hey yea, I got internet now
The 3 most exciting things on the track:
3: The beginning of the track
2: A sign
1: The end of the track
No, you placed it wrong:
4: The end
3: The beg.
2: The sign
1: The road
50cc runback when?
TJ "Henry" Yoshi
an a press is an a press. you can't say its only a half
With only half a presses in the slowest setup
I know its old now but first lets talk about parallel universes
Oh hey I’m so *glad* to see that people are still using these memes.
TJ / Henry Yoshi what do you think about the fact that one comment you made years ago will never leave you alone?
But a comment is a comment, I cant say its only a half comment.
They made desert bus
*in VR*
And someone has to drive the bus... while people can just randomly join in at any point
Is it on Steam?
@@njackson6807 yep
oh
no
Please link it please
Sounds fascinating
Desert Bus (New Funky Mode)
Imao
At the end when he finished the race, “Te Hülye Ostoba” basically means “You stupid idiot” in Hungarian
The lag on this track is like how 200 cc players see 50cc
Correction:
The lag in this track is like how 200cc players see *150cc*
I can not tell a massive difference between them tbh. Yeah, a slight big faster, but not that much
Not as long as Rainbow Road on N64!
This track is longer
Simpleflips would speedrun it probably tbh lol
Dad would just blj if this were mario 64
HEY, THATS WHAT I SAID!
Nb, why did you heart his comment and not my challenge comment?
Dad would blj it even if it isn’t Mario 64
If Simps can BLJ at one star for 2 hours, he can triple that and do this. lol
I think I have an idea why you came in 12th place:
Looking at the footage, it appears that the finish line was a sort of death barrier. And when you died, you were taken back to the start, behind all the other racers who weren't moving.
Maybe the whole reason it took so long was because you circled around to the start line, which is why you couldn't stay straight. The background was an illusion the whole time, and you had to go backwards.
Karate Kid what a great point mate.
Karate Kid .-.
nugget Hi 🤯 < you?
Reality is an illusion
Geo The Poly buy gold
*FUKER*
7:29 *when your in 1st place and someone overtakes you and starts speeding away and you slow down*
When I Realize the 21st episode of season four of talking tom and friends just came out and people actually like it.
Why isn’t his mouth covered with his logo?
*B E A N E D*
YaBoiChris Ya just got *B E A N E D* by the *V E G I T A L.*
That's beans
YaBoiChris 8emmml999ekmmmko2kkmmmwkmwmmmmkemmmmkkoekmmmmllleooooo see okkkeekmmkoemmkkemm.mmekm...ekie..kemm.
Mkiekm..kej.
Kie..
Mk xxx -#&!&÷;#;!;!;!;:&%\=%'.🈳🈯😭㊙😄↘⏪🔽
*no u*
bitch u guessed it
Download the 300km mod and do this track again.
99,999cc desert bus
CPUs don't move and still beat NB who was driving for 6 hours.
Wut
NANI?!
Bakana...
Its a troll track
It was Luigi
Remember when he went strait?
That was my favorite part
*straight
No
Finally played Mario Kart Wii CTGP OMG!!!!111!!!1
Nathaniel Bandy hi I love your vids
4th comment!
Nathaniel Bandy Are you going to regret this when you're 80?
Why you just uploaded it now?? The stream was 1 week ago I think
Do a donation stream of this
Finally, a speed run worth watching
This course would be so great to just have on in the background of MK8 Deluxe with auto acceleration and smart steering on.
*smart steering drives into the grass*
You can go backwards at the start tho and complete it instantly...
omg epic gamer strats
Asher The Cat it subtracts a lap
have you ever played any racing game
i'll watch the whole thing
FOR MINUS WORLD
i already finished
8:32 hd hentai
Lol
8:35 literally me
Let's never play Desert bus, ever, again.
WantedAsylum DHMIS?
DO NOT TOUCH ME!
What if someone chooses Desert Bus online ?
N64 SMCAEC ONLY that guy will play Besert Bus.
*D R A I N Y O U R V R*
6:13 to 6:17 tho
😐.......
I died at that part 🤣
You should do this on 50cc with Baby Daisy in the Booster Seat
This reminds me of when I listened to the full 10 hours of Sea Shanties.
I once slapped my knees to the entirety of Freedom Dive
This reminds me of when I did the Zepathon. Which took 12 hours.
@@YeetZmeN I just tried doing that, my arms are now jelly
Sam T why did you do that at 2 in the morning
@@YeetZmeN you see, I'm enough of a moron to follow through with it at 2 AM
What's next? The Endless Stairs from Super Mario 64 as a race track?? XD
Super_Captain_N Don't give them any ideas
Super_Captain_N I WANT TO GET OFF THE STAIRS
I am the XD police you owe me ur soul
Did you unironically xd mate
Time to BLJ in mario kart
I think this is based off some troll video game where you have to drive a bus real time from somewhere to somewhere, and it took about 6 hours. the road was compleatly straight, but the bus you drove had a very slight pull to one side so you couldn’t just press the accelerator and leave.
Also, if you drove off the road, you’d be towed back to the start, in real time
No shit Sherlock did you watch the video?
NightAvenger375 what
I like how you got the fastest character vehicle combination in the thumbnail for the longest track in the game
The $100 donation part was so wholesome when he was like "you didn't have to do that!"
Now do it in Mirror Mode.
Its gonna be so diferent
"I can't believe it was this short"
this was created by pink gold peach xd
Waluigi deserve his own game lol
Waluigi's Desert suB.
And indigo dark yoshi
That explains why its so meaningless and why it shouldn't exist. Just like her spot in MK8
And Red Amethyst Mario
No matter where I go, I can't avoid TJ "Henry" Yoshi
Two words:
CUSTOM
TRACK
CLH Gaming 3 words... I know you
Itz SkyBound hehe lol, how’s it going?
CLH Gaming IiEthan
I'm late as all hell, but I legit saw the thumbnail and just...
Me: "...that is NOT Desert Bus. That is *NOT* Desert Bus, is it?!"
*Clicked the thumbnail.*
Nathaniel: "HEY YOU EVER HEAR ABOUT PENN AND TELLER?!?!?!"
I then released a string of expletives. JeSuS.
This is like exitebike arena
But not at all exiting
Jack The Jedi
Bike Arena
“cruisin’ down on main street, driving in my bus”
-vargskelethor joel
Bathaniel nandy for originality is striving
OMG THIS IS SO FUNNY I NEEDED TO CALL JON TO PUNCH PINK GOLD PEACH
(im gunna triggr tis guy sow much)
NO.
7:28 Nathaniel's reaction to Pink Gold Peach rule 34.
At the end of the stage it says: TE HÜLYE OSTOBA (It's Hungarian so here I am :P)
It means: YOU STUPID SILLY
Woooow that was made by a hungarian
It's ClubPHungary magyarok!
xD
magyarok
magyarok XD
Nemhiszem hogy rajtunk kívül más képes lenne ekkora faszságot csinálni.
Jah
cdc: please work from home to prevent the spread of COVID-19!
truckers:
This could be a charity event. I would donate
IT would be better for the MK track
For every dollar you move up one yellow dash on the road
Should’ve been called “me driving for 10 minutes for ad revenue”
Javier Villalobos to be fair, if I drove on the same track for like 6 hours I would want to make ad revenue to
7:28 NB is a Great Entertainer
KNineteen you are a great human being
KNineteen I love you
O my why you give £100 Jeez
Favourite part
NB: -and... GO!
4 seconds later: MOMENT OF REGRET
I was there when it happened, I joined the stream 3 minutes before Dr. Nataniel finished the track.
Too Dank 4 U I was there for 2 hour or so at the beginning
desert bus doesn’t take skill, it takes patience, i learned that from joel’s stream when he played desert bus
Would put tape over the a button.
Just check every few minutes and see if you're close to the edge
Stevent2002 LOL I stand corrected
Stay fresh!
"The sign! It's the SIGN!!! Aaaaand now it's gone..."
Well, he gets pretty excited about signs, *yay.....*
8:30
Top Ten Scariest Anime Moments #1
Simpleflips had a desert bus level in mario maker like a week or 2 after you streamed this
So he hasn't played it yet?
Toad R0XMK what?
You said a week or 2 after.
Toad R0XMK this video was from a twitch stream Nathaniel did like weeks ago.
Yes and I made that level :D
Can we all respect nb for doing this stuff for our entertainment
We meet again Nathaniel...
Funky Kong actually seemed to fit very well with this track, with the white tank top, the sunglasses, and the bandana
There goes 6 hours of your life your never getting back
Mo81-4 You're*. There goes years of school you'll never get back.
6:11 is my favorite part
I remember seeing AVGN play Desert Bus!
Jatjarty
Playing a driving simulator for eight hours straight must be one hell of a good time!
And by hell, I mean it feels exactly like it!
2:18 When you forget your keys.
2:19
So true! 😂
You know there are people that speedrun the original desert bus EVERY YEAR right? Dont worry, its for charity. They are called Loading Ready Run if you are interested. Check them out ^.^
Challenge: Do it on mirror
1cc
Well, what do you expect from an mkwii custom track
Stevent2002 no because the letter m has a pronunciation of ‘em’ therefore there should b an ‘an’
Stevent2002 he is using the letters seperately (m,k,wii) not the full title "Mariokart Wii"
i love how he claps for the viewers but i imagine it was worse for him since he had to play it for almost 5 hours.
I Remember watching this stream. and donating a couple of bits.
This Arizona roads in a nutshell
MARIO KART WII IS THE BEST GAME EVER!
7:29 What the f**k!
I remember watching part of the stream.
what part was it
oh wait its all the same thing
"I just got a 100$ Donation!"
You should of seen last night's donation at simpleflips.
0/10 NOT A BIG HOUSE
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Alice Cable where are the claps
Striving for originality at its finest.
Watched all of Joel's Desert Bus stream, and now this? What am I doing
The next Desert Bus for Hope event needs to be a twelve player race on this track.
My “lizard” is longer.
7:28
My favourite part 😂
why is nathaniel swearing so funny to me
Caiden Hutchins idk
6:05 I'm probably the only one who heard the song and thought of Kirumi running
You know.... I might try to speedrun this track.
You are insane
Your insane
"As a final kick to the balls you finished 12th." XDDD
This is what the Internet was made for!
I already got crazy watching this 10 min. summary. It's a miracle you're still alive...
Then someone goes for the world record
Angry Video Game Nerd: Did Andy Warhol rise from the dead?
You just earned a subscribe good sir
Same
"Literally nobody is gonna speed run this..."
TWD98 1 Year Later: "Let's try to beat Nathaniel's Record on Stream"
8:42 you went to 12th again?
*2000 Years Later...*